favorite shark ?? ?
hmm this is a hard question... cause I don't know many types of sharks- but! I do have some I enjoy quite a lot!
Makos! - these guys just look kinda silly and cute, very shork
Hammerheads! - these guys are cool lookin' and neato
Nurse Sharks! - these ones are apparently quite friendly, and are kinda funky looking (although don't go disturbing them please, for yours and their safety)
Blue Sharks! - I mean look at this guy, it's like a Mako but cuter, no thoughts, head empty
Tiger Sharks! - these guys look a bit more ferocious than the others I think, but they're cool and hey, I don't discriminate
They're not in any specific order but all of them are cool
Bonus:
Blåhaj! - this cuddleable lil guy supports trans rights! it'll snuggle right up next to you while you sleep and give you good dreams!
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wouldn't it be funny if catpeople had a tumblr.. imagine the discourse
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I hate online dating. "I'm 💖birman💖" okay so you have blue eyes and won't take your white gloves off, hard pass
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Cat breed girlies are worse than horoscope girlies istg, they will fuck up your house and be like "I can't help it, I'm a norwegian forest cat :3"
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I think y'all are being mean. I find it helpful to disclose that I'm a ragdoll before the first date so my date won't find it odd when I go limp in her arms :(
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Girl what the fuck
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pour one out for us top catgirls, it's rough
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Not as rough as bottoming for you
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Uncalled for
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I hate these new tumblr words for nonbinary catpeople. "Catjoy", "catswirl" fuck you, those words are so childish and cringe
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Yeah, they are childish but some of us are literally kittens, leave us alone??
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Could someone drag this baby away by the neck. I'm a tax paying, litter box using adult catperson and I don't have to think about your kitten feelings.
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So if those words are cringe what do you suggest we call ourselves? Catcitizens??
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Omb i love catcitizen. Like it's the French revolution.
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You are a bunch of weirdos.
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Weep about it, catizen cfaroyalty
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We did it catnetizens
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diagnosis: calico catboys are valid!!
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Thank you, Dr. Shitlitter.
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OMB I WILL BE FUCIGNK ToniGHT
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Beetyful women fuck me please
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COCK IN EVERY HOLE
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TITS IN MY MOUTh
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pLeas
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MEOOOOORRWWRRR MEOWWWWRR
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Give m3 a strap prwtty babygirl an I make your dreams come true kitten pLE ass plese plea
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PSPSPS HEEERE PUSSYPUSSYPUSSY
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sorry guys i got the heats i'm normal again
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Andrew Lloyd Webber wants to be one of us so bad. You will never be a catboy, Sir Andy.
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He has started wearing a hat like he's hiding something underneath... c'mon bro we all know you don't have cat ears there, be fucking serious
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character i can't shut up about... blorbo from my meows
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I love partying with non-catpeople.
"Let's be careful with the weed, it's illegal", they whisper.
Meanwhile me, with my bong full of catnip,
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why u nauseous
Because of halloween candy lol I thought everyone got nauseous around halloween
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