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more of them lets goo!!!!

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quick meme between commission work and also the main motto i try to instill in my crazy friendgroup here on campus

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“   The law is overrated. ” from Mason to War

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"Maybe so...but it does have some uses...." he pointed out, brow raised. "You just gotta play the system is all."

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"I dunno, a doctor visit?" he suggested "Because you might have a concussion."

The last thing he needed or wanted was for Mason to pass out because he'd been hit worse than he thought. What if something happened?

The Horseman may yet live to regret this hospitality, but he would try and logic it away that it was in both their best interests if he do this.

"You can stay here for the night...it's rather late. And that looks like a rather nasty bump. You sure you don't need something a little stronger than Ibuprofen?"

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my favorites of this glitch that makes Charles and Arthur sit in each other's laps

I found these across many searches on Google and deep diving in the hells of Tumblr and reddit 🙏🙏

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Vic and Dick. 2022

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send me "be honest..." with a question your muse has been dying to ask mine and they'll answer truthfully.

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The Horseman may yet live to regret this hospitality, but he would try and logic it away that it was in both their best interests if he do this.

"You can stay here for the night...it's rather late. And that looks like a rather nasty bump. You sure you don't need something a little stronger than Ibuprofen?"

"Thanks." With the ice pack and the Ibuprofen, it wasn't very often he got to see the inside of War's house, and he usually didn't linger too long when he did.

"I'll try to be outta your hair, once my head stops hurting."

Now that he thought about it, he probably had a concussion, oh well, he'd sleep it off once he found a hotel to stay at.

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Hmmm...he shouldn't be surprised the kid wasn't really keen on giving him his name, he was a toddler after all. He supposed it wouldn't hurt to give the little guy a nickname.

"Alright then, bluebird...let's work on figuring out a way for you to get home. Wherever home is for you." he took a look at the wings, his brow furrowing. Was he a meta human? No...they only ever developed their powers in times of duress or around their teens. But that only left one thing and his brain was having a hard time with that.

Swiftly transported to the from the street to the safety of the rooftop, little Lucid watched in wonder at the expanse of the city. Even though it was nighttime, this place was far more dark and gloomy than Heaven. It sounded different too, the ever present rumble of distant trains, cars and other bumps in the iron jungle.

The child's attention was swiftly returned to the strange man, watching the mask be removed. Curious of the unique object, the toddler grasped for it to hold and inspect. But when asked of his name and if he was lost, the small child responded with a blank, puzzled look. Perhaps he's just not the talkative type?

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The eyes in his mask followed the child's hand to his insignia, then from his hand to his eyes, which now appeared to be glued on his mask. Oh.

Ohhhhh no.

There is an awkward sort of laugh that escapes him "Ah, hey now, kiddo...can't let you do that in the middle of the street." he pauses before picking up the kid and traveling to a nearby rooftop, lowering his mask to look at him properly.

"See?" a pause "Are you lost, kid? What's your name?"

With the mysterious man now at eye level, the toddler reached out and pat at the symbol on his chest. Yes! It looked like an angel, so surely this man was associated with Heaven somehow? Lil Lucid was clueless as to where he was or how he'd gotten here, but maybe this stranger could get him back?

But as he notices the mans face, the mask now becomes far more interesting. With studying, glowing blue eyes, the little one blinked and tilted his head. Reaching out, he grasped at the mask, curious of what the thing even was.

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Fewer witnesses? Ah....the horseman understood what he meant, but he also appreciated the other's discretion. It would be costly to have to buy out the local authorities like that...

"I do, actually..." he replied, getting him some Ibuprofen from the bathroom cabinet.

"I needed there to have been fewer witnesses." he muttered, holding in a sigh, shaking his head slightly, no time to think about wishes for some dickhead's death. Too much of a waste of energy.

"An ice pack would be nice, have any Aspirin or Ibuprofen?" Hopefully both of those would work, and then he'd be set, and this meeting could end, and they could go their separate ways again.

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IN-CHARACTER QUOTES FROM DISCORD

UNHINGED SENTENCE STARTERS FEATURING THINGS SAID BY MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS WHILE WRITING AS OUR MUSES IN A CRACK-BASED NONCANON GROUP CHAT. This post is dedicated to Em, Liz, Tanny, Nellie, Mel, Ange, and everyone else in the server who recognizes these quotes — you know who you are 😈

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   Have you forgotten that you should not steal someone’s property? ”

“   I could slap that smug look off his face right now! ”

“   Your ears are a lie. ”

“   Woah woah that's - that's a bad word. ”

“   I don’t know if it’s allowed and quite frankly I don’t care. Fuck the rules. ”

“   Time for gremlin activities! ”

“   I hate this man. Let's prank him. ”

“   We are all going on strike today I swear ”

“   Looks like I need to invest in a kid leash. ”

“   DONT BE COWARDS!! JOIN THE STRIKE!! ”

“   I support her saying what needs to be said! I am done with the silencing of women!!!! ”

“   I like the dramatics. ”

“   I did not ask for a second opinion. ”

“   You seem to be doing a great job at being a nuisance. ”

“   NO BITING MY EMPLOYEES! ”

“   do you want me to bring you cheese? ”

“   Next move, start chewing on the door frames ”

“   I like crumbs. They are like a little midnight snack in my bed at night. ”

“   if he wants to be a worm, LET HIM BE A WORM ”

“   the rest of you suck my toe ”

“   To be fair I am simply vibing. ”

“   I am going to commit a war crime! ”

“   I am manifesting being happy. ”

“   Am I gonna talk shit WITH you guys? because im down to talk shit about pretty much anyone ”

“   Who says? We shall revolt without question. ”

“   Let's just start burning stuff. ”

“   Did you just call me... small? ”

“   Can I convert you with my kazoo propaganda? ”

“   We were radicalised by The Little Mermaid. ”

“   Penny in the swear jar, now. ”

“   My last words are, bros before hoes. ”

“   The old men are trying to be trendy. ”

“   I can do whatever I want too! ”

“   Can we go one day without an interruption from an American? ”

“   I am so sorry. He enjoys conflict. ”

“   Why is he so tall? ”

“   For legal reasons, kids, that's a joke. ”

“   Would you like to fight the adults? ”

“   You're not meant to bite people, it's frowned upon. ”

“   He’s a fun killer, don't listen to him! ”

“   Ow! Stop kicking me! ”

“   I have quite literally begged you not to kick, hit, or bite today. ”

“   BUT I thought we were buds, pals, amigos, chums, friends. ”

“   Oh shiiiii someone’s in trouble ”

“   How much caffeine have you had in the last hour? ”

“   I'll be honest they wouldn't be so bad if they didn't speak. ”

“   Is this goof meant to be dead or what? ”

“   I am a witch. ”

“   This one reeks of self confidence when he clearly doesn't think before opening his mouth. ”

“  I call bullshit on that rule! ”

“   The point is I have a cane and I’m not afraid to use it. ”

“   If you slap me, I’ll cane you. ”

“   Yippee for women. ”

“   FUCK THE PATRIARCHY ”

“   Sorry for being British. ”

“   Oi who's playing that ominous music? ”

“   I'm strong because I eat carrots. Oh wait or is that to see in the dark.... it's for something. ”

“   I will say sorry when i'm caught, don't you worry. ”

“   AND YOU CALLED ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE! ”

“   ... He's done for. Broken beyond repair. Someone play Taylor Swift. ”

“   Please refrain from punching one another. ”

“   He is becoming one with the spider I believe. ”

“   If anybody asks I will say I made you, then you will not get in trouble! ”

“   Can I be a girlboss too? I am not rude to women and I do what i like ”

“   Yippee for patriotism! ”

“   … i could make you guys rat costumes ”

“   Do you think if we started stealing bread we would lose our jobs? ”

“   why do British people ”

“   … you all need therapy. ”

“   Do you ever feel if you breathe the wrong way he will bite you? ”

“   I actively avoid whatever this is. ”

“   CARRY ME. ”

“   What if, and hear me out, they both promise not to do it again? ”

“   I wanna steal all his socks. ”

“   My socks were stolen! ”

“   Hey, watch it now. Only I'm allowed to insult me. ”

“   You couldn’t whisper to save your life. It’s pitiful. ”

“   Both of you are insufferable. ”

“   The law is overrated. ”

“   I’m afraid. Miss, you aren’t my type. ”

“   No. I swear on my life. I am being a gentleman ”

“   I support women’s wrongs. ”

“   ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!!! ”

“   GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW ”

“   He bites? Are you .. joking? Please say you're joking. ”

“   If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain ifyou're not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like makin' love at midnight in the dunes on the cape then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape 🎶🎶 ”

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Ah?

That sounded something like a personal revelation on the kid's part, as if he had discovered some previously unknown truth and wished to share in it with him. He got down on the kid's level and raised a brow, mask responding in kind.

"What is it, buddy?"

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It wasn't the kids intention to booty smack the man, but alas small children are not the best with hand-eye coordination nor a sense of personal space. Little Lucid ruffled his downy wings and stared back up at the vigilante, that awkward wordless, unblinking stares kids are prone to. Finally he grabbed at the strangers gloved hand with one small hand and pointed at his chest symbol with the other.

"Ah!"

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He wasn't upset that Mason didn't have much to report, rather hard to report anything given the circumstances anyway.

He took a moment to contemplate his earlier outburst, before deciding he would deal with that later.

"Do you need an ice pack?" he offered.

That sounded weird, nah He had to be looking too far into this shit, War had no business giving a shit, especially about something like that, at least on a personal level.

"I got paid with a punch to the face." he sighed, knowing he should explain a little more. " I was working on gathering information, and I had a rare moment of an unexpected vision... and I got my ass kicked for staring at a girl I never actually saw."

He shook his head, no time to dwell. " But yeah, unfortunately I don't have much to report because of that..."

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richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

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(NANANANA BAPMAN! @brokendreamscreation )

The toddler had never seen someone like him before! Clade in black with a large glowing angel like symbol on his chest and eyes hidden behind a mask, the figure was truly a mystery to little lucid. Toddling to him from behind, the child wanted his attention.

BAP!

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Well....this wasn't the weirdest thing to happen to him while he was on patrol. A bit unexpected all the same. He could only assume the young...was that an angel[?] had been trying to reach for his hand and had missed. No matter.

"Hey there, kiddo. You lost?"