#catholicked

[witchrealms]

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[bloodwisdom]

TONIGHT is the final show of the @bloodwisdom residency at @theredwoodbarandgrill and it’s going to be an an amazing closing ceremony with @_stormhouse_ @__hexcode__ @red_jodidos DJ @djfelixlopez JEWELRY @catholicked HAND POKED TATTOOS @babygraeink Presented by @venom_verbatim Doors 7:30PM 21+ $10 Flyer by @eadenrosvein #bloodwisdom #theredwood #thebloodwisdom #stormhouse #redjodidos #hexcode #shefreak #theredwoodbarandgrill #catholicked #djfelix #happeningindtla #happeninginlosangeles #happeninginla #dtlashows #losangelesshows #verbatimproductions #babygraeink #theoutskirtsofheaven (at The Redwood Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqYjx_uvjWx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[beatriceportinari]

can't escape them even on tumblr 😭

[bucknastysbabe]

Cal have you seen/heard about the new Catholic mascot for 2025 named Luce?

MY BAD DUMB AMERICAN LU-CHE

[redjennies]

[having slept through my Sunday afternoon plans, with nothing to do but laundry and potentially cry] okay I'll bite, who's Sean Finnerty?

[dogwise]

your dog giving you the most delicate lick on the nose is what it’s like to get blessed by a priest

[acrossthewavesoftime]

Tumblr Dashboard Simulator: 1670s/1680s English Court

🐶 merry-monarch

#monday motivation #motivational quote #there are indeed good thyngs and bad in this countrie #the good: women #the bad: PARLEMENT

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💖 mary-clorine

I have two husbands, and that causes me much trouble and torment of the soul, for I may be with childe by one, and have thus given horns to th'other, who is also a lady, and we have been married first. Now she won't writ to me as we did as girles, and my lawfull husband, I have not yett told, for my condition is not certain yet. I cannot talk in honesty whith one, and with the other husband, neither.

'Tis awkward to speak of this, but if not to your friends online, to whom can one talk of such troubles?

#personal #might remove later #aurelia I miss you

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🤴dukeofm

There are thyngs the governement, the Kinge in particular, do not wish you to know about: the Royall Successioun is all made false, for instead of the D. of Yorke, the True Heir to H. M. the Kinge shoud be the Duke of Monmouth, for he was lawfully begot by the Kinge, then married in secret to the late Lucy Walter, and must therefore be accepted as Prince before his uncle the D. of Yorke, who is a Catholick.

All ye good people should speak up against this injustice! If you cannot pledge your life (if there be a fight), or some shillings to the cause, you may help it greatly alreadie by re-bloggying, and bringing this mater to greater awareness!

#sociall justice #awareness #politick

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🎀 prettywittynell

@merry-monarch had me painted! For more content like this, and to vote which painter shoud doe me (haha!) next, please visit my OnlieFriendes account!!!

#lely #girlboss #hotter than madam carwell!! ;)))

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🍊 je-maintiendrai

Hans Willem et moy!

Vouz pouves nous voir en visitant Stichting Kasteel Amerongen, ou icy, en-ligne (un grand mercy au Nederlands Instituut voor Kunstgeschiedenis): https://rkd.nl/images/126807

#meilleur amy #boy best friends #louis n'a pas d'amy si proche que j'ay

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👑 catholic-guilty666

Why cannot a man haue normall nepheues. One, @je-maintiendrai, is nigh a Puritan in his Protestant fervour, and th'other dispreads falsehoods about the monarcky (and the Roman Church).

I reported the other one, @dukeofm for his libel, in hopes he shall be deactivated, alas th'other I can but block, and not banished from this place. I also hope my daughter the Princess shall divorce him speedilye.

Tonight, I hope to forgett all about this vexing bussinesse by thinking on going a-stag hunting tomorrow with H. M. my brothere, the King.

#vent #vent post #callout post

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🇮🇹modenamarie

#poll #nicknames #mary

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💃 annieannieannie

3. The feeling One experiences when One findes out, that one's weird uncle hath a Tumblr-accountt, too 💀💀💀

do not follow him

#i thought 'twas my bad eyes but what i was seeing was real #the family #non followeres do not interact

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[mikumutual]

insane. why don't you catholick my balls

[natequarter]

✝️ that-tudorblr-catholicke Follow

"the lord's supper is actually a remembrance of the last supper and not literally the body and blood of christ" is not the progressive statement some of you seem to think it is

💀 girlbossqueenliz33 Follow

way to say ur still not over the dissolution of the monasteries LOL

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[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

Gabriel: you cannot stop me, I'm a catholic!

Sel: what's a catholic?

Gabriel: catholick my balls

*sel Instantly dies*

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[witchrealms]

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[bloodwisdom]

TOMORROW is the final show of the @bloodwisdom residency at @theredwoodbarandgrill and it’s going to be an an amazing closing ceremony with @_stormhouse_ @__hexcode__ @red_jodidos DJ @djfelixlopez JEWELRY @catholicked HAND POKED TATTOOS @babygraeink Presented by @venom_verbatim Doors 7:30PM 21+ $10 Flyer by @eadenrosvein #bloodwisdom #theredwood #thebloodwisdom #stormhouse #redjodidos #hexcode #shefreak #theredwoodbarandgrill #catholicked #djfelix #happeningindtla #happeninginlosangeles #happeninginla #dtlashows #losangelesshows #verbatimproductions #babygraeink #lycanthropy (at The Redwood Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqWLybIv8Qo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[catholickedd]

you’re really kind, you don’t write for ages then get inspired and write a bunch for a few weeks, you have All The Ideas for art, you would not like to personally own a reptile but would live with someone who does, and you use exactly three music platforms. maybe lol idk. also can i ask what led you to pick the name cath? it’s awesome btw 👍❤️✨

this was so crazy accurate except for the music platforms bit i am a loyal spotify premium supscriber lol. i chose cath bc the name of catholicked was something that came to me late at night as an auditory hallucination, things like this happen often. so i was like “that would be a realky cool user” and it’s my url for everything now. and then cath was the beginning of that and it’s also a name so now i’m cath! :)

[kushblazer666]

ranking the verses on forever best to worst without relistening to the song

lil wayne: imma be honest i dont even remember a single word he said other than ‘martian.’ clears everyone else easily

eminem: wow he cleaned up and is saying words so fast you could almost think he’s busta rhymes!! however the awfully hot coffee pot looms over this like the anakin vader shadow poster

drake: first line is eternal. the rest is like…. yknow making it out of child actordom relatively well adjusted and actually being taken seriously still in entertainment is no easy feat. but aubrey makes it sound like he was a dickensian orphan with nothing to his name but the trash in the gutter. i can see why he needed the refreshing taste of sprite to write this

kanye: This Rap Shit an Altar Boy and Imma Catholick Priest,

[theehorsepusssy]

Speaking of journalism movies did you see Spotlight, about Boston Globe reporters trying to expose catholick priests as being major pedophiles? It's good, and bleak, because the rich and powerful in Boston don't give a rat's ass about their priests being pedos.

I've watched that one like a hundred times. This has like the ultimate Stanley Tucci Bitchy Lil Man role. He just can't be bothered.! Just leave him alone people! It also has Liev Schreiber as the quietly sexy office boss man I really like that movie.

[tobacconist]

maid the first: hark, goodwife debby, at here lovely present given me by mine husband. tis a baskette of dryed flouueres parfumed sweete by exotick spyces.

maid the second: oh, tis right lovely, and smellinge so sweete. praytell where he didst come by it?

maid the first: he did get it from a merchant, j shant tell how many shillings. tis from the continent i believe...

oliver cromwell, secretly in the cupboard: the continent..? fye, a den of papish vypers. what wicked catholicke spelles see we heere

maid the first: aye, (affecting a french accent) a ‘pot-pourri’, j do believe tis called. tis said to refresh and purifie the aire of a room and...

oliver cromwell, suddenly bursting forth: POPERY! I KNEW IT. ye vile spanish hags. get thee forthwith to the court to be immediate tryed as VVITCHES! WHATSMORE my spyes do informe me that ye were seen celebrating CHRISTMAS with mystletoe and divers pagan ensigns yet one month ago...

maid the second, sheepishly: tis but a parfumed vase of roses, milord,,,