#cathedral & church: headcanon

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the foxes : random headcanons (because i need to let it all out somewhere)

• Renee & Matt are both huge fans of atla and the pjo series. Dan likes it as well but not as much as they do. They also tried to convince Allison to watch it with them and despite saying it’s “not her thing” she really likes it.

• Renee keeps her own garden. Mostly plants and flowers though. She tries for some veggies as well but they never grow right

• At some point, Andrew would stop smoking completely. The withdrawals are crazy and he’s cranky as hell through the whole thing but yeah.

• Renee would definitely love visiting churches and cathedrals in different countries. Not only cuz she’s religious but also because she loves the architecture and art a lot.

• also also Renee would keep the coolest looking patterned stuff. Fox shaped & cat paw carved ceramic mugs, knitted sweaters with a lot of patchworks and so on.

• Renee taught Neil ASL. For no particular reason just that it’s a good thing to know. After that she also tried teaching some of the other foxes but mostly just the basics.

• Kind of surprise to everyone, Aaron would be really good at chess. Neil and Matt on the other hand… very much not. He sometimes has chess matches with Kevin but Kev always loses which genuinely drives him mad.

• Aaron knows latin- not just the medical terms that med students have to know but like the language. So you bet that whenever someone gets him angry he starts to yap at them in latin just to make a point of some sort.

• Andrew would like those old/retro gameboys

• Andrew always beats everyone in mario kart with Nicky often being either close second or complete last - no in between.

• Nicky is the #1 pancake maker. He was kind of awful at it at first but after many many tries he perfected it for the twins

• Kev is also the #1 cook in healthy but completely flavourless prison-looking meals (though it is not his fault. i blame the nest.)

• if the foxes would ever have escape room night best believe Neil would be the first to figure it out and in record time as well.

• Kevin is a mosquito magnet and won’t stop complaining about it…like ever. (had to google synonym for bitching btw)

• to fight off the “eboy Andrew” allegations im fighting back with “absolute loser Andrew” where he wears too big sweaters, reading glasses, has crooked teeth, and searches through different cryptid or internet mysteries- related sites for too long (…projecting but still)

• Neil hates coffee. his favorite tea is peppermint or earl grey.

• the monsters watch cartoons in the morning if they don’t have classes i said what i said

• Neil definitely got into photography (or sketching or both) at some point. there is just something so symbolic about that i just can’t wire up my brain rn to figure out why.

• Kevin listens to podcasts instead of music while working out because he is simply that type. sigh

ok im done

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Also can i just jump in and say that i love how Ludwig's slow build up through the area before him is done? The area is quite literally called the River of Blood. It looks like to be less the Cathedral Ward like the first area is and more the central streets of Yharnam. And like. We know that Ludwig had drafted civilians and not just specifically trained hunters to fight the beastly plague once it got too widespread to contain normally. The death toll during the night of the hunts, which consisted now just in civilians fighting other civilians (because thats what the beasts are) would have been extremely high.

And then you get to the area near the basement where Ludwig is kept. The blood is thicker there, and you find a bunch of corpses desperately banging against a gate, as if begging to be let in. In my pure headcanon i think its a reference to the Old Yharnam accident, but, since the gates also resemble those in the Cathedral Ward, they might as well be just simple people that weren't let in the more protected neighborhood once the Hunt started because they wouldn't take the bet of hosting possibly infected people. Either way, they are meant to represent all of those innocent people that Ludwig (and really, the Church in general) decided to sacrifice for "The Greater Good".

And like. Man. At the end of the fight you have the chance to lie to Ludwig and tell him the hunters became honorable as he hoped they would, and i mean. I did that too because it wouldve just been kicking the man when he was down. But its such a bitterly ironic moment. Ludwig's hunters, from the outset, were never, ever, honorable

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mm i feel so filthy for saying this but imagine jerking off venti or alhaitham in church

Huehuehuehuehue I love the mind you have. I took some liberty and altered where you jerk them off at, but here are some headcanons for this wonderful idea

Minors, mind ya business and don’t interact with this post, pls and thx

​​Jerking Them Off In Public NSFW (Alhaitham, Venti)

​​​​Alhaitham

​​I could see him getting off on you giving him a handjob in the Akademiya library, or better yet, perhaps in the middle of some seminar he is attending

​​He actually has a really good poker face as you stroke his length, swirling his precum around his tip with your thumb

​​If anyone is going to give you two away, it’s you with your slightly jerky movements as you fondled him underneath the table

​​The only signs that he would show that actually indicate how hard of a time he’s having holding back is how heavy he’s breathing

​​It’s just enough to remain mostly undetected, but someone might think he was aggravatedly sighing, or perhaps just about to fall asleep

​​If someone were to come up and talk to him while you were jerking him off, Alhaitham would play it cool and adjust his position so that they couldn’t tell what you were doing

​​Subtly, his eye would be twitching, a signal that the other person would misread as irritation and scurry off before they could catch into what the two of you were doing

​​When you do something to try and make him break his composure, like massaging his balls or quickening your pace, he will shoot you a discrete warning look and clear his throat

​​If you let Alhaitham cum, he’s going to let out a low groan, one that could be mistaken for frustration

​​In truth, he is a little frustrated with you

​​Not only did you make him make a mess, but now he has to wait until he can get you somewhere private to absolutely ruin you

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​​Venti

​​He can’t even keep quiet when you two are in private. Why, why would you insist on jerking him off in the Mondstadt Cathedral?!

​​His eyes would stare wide eyed at you as you begin to stroke him as you two sit in the pews, not able to wrap his mind around that fact that you’re doing this lewd act here

​​Venti rationalizes to himself that this is technically his cathedral after all, shouldn’t he be able to do what he wanted inside without guilt?

​​That doesn’t stop his face from flushing beet red, and him needing to bite his knuckles to keep from moaning out your name

​​He would leak a ridiculous amount of precum as you stroke him, making it that much harder to be sneaky due to the wet noises that your hand makes as you continue

​​It would be hard to not get caught by one of the Sister’s in the act, and the two of you certainly will attract many questioning glances

​​Don’t expect Venti to be able to cover for you if someone does come up to ask what you two are doing

​​In order to get away with it, you’d have to angle yourself to block their view, and smile sweetly that you’re simply helping Venti through his drunken stupor

​​His clouded, lust filled eyes pretty much sell the lie; he looks extremely intoxicated, but it’s not alcohol that has him such a mess

​​When Venti cums, you’re going to have to cover up the sound, whether it’s clamping a hand over his mouth, kissing him to swallow his moans, or some other way to cover up the noise, you best be prepared for some quick thinking

​​He makes a terrible mess out of both of you, and you’ll need to get creative with the clean up as he shakes from the intensity of his orgasm

​​Once his head finally clears, he’ll complain about how risky doing that was, and that you shouldn’t do it again

​​Yet two weeks later, he’s asking you if you want to go listen to the choir sing at the Cathedral…and he totally doesn’t have a towel stuffed in his bag this time

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The Ministry + The Divine Feminine

Expanding my headcanon of the clergy revering the divine feminine + how they treat the women in the ministry.

Yes, this is trans inclusive. 😊

A statue of Hypatia looks over the gardens, to honor those women killed for seeking knowledge.

The ghouls dip their heads gently to greet the women they speak to, and always address them with "ma'am" and "miss".

Every morning prayer to Satan also includes a prayer to the first human woman and rebel, Eve.

The ghouls learn how each nun takes her tea or coffee and serve it to them at meals. The ladies have their plates served first.

The library is filled with books about their philosophy and spiritual reverence of the feminine, womens history, and texts written by women that are older than anything you'd find in any public library on earth.

Sister Imperator has the ultimate say in decisions in the end. She has the deepest understanding of the ministry's philosophy and the Unholy Father communicates the most with her.

The clergy follows the pagan Wheel of the Year, with the spring holidays being especially important to them. The ghouls patiently allow the Sisters to adorn them with festive ribbons, flowers, and the like.

During one holiday you see the ghouls lined up, standing at attention to receive their orders for the day, with the adornments still hanging from their horns and tails.

The ladies have rituals and circle dances on certain holidays or important moon phases. The ghouls stand guard around the perimeter of the cathedral to make sure nothing interrupts.

Both the sisters and the ghouls take care of the land surrounding the cathedral and try to give back to it when they can.

The most exciting way of doing this is the bloodlettings the ghouls enact on those who have wronged the Sisters or the church, spilling their blood onto the ground to reinvigorate the soil.

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Regulus Arcturus Black headcanons

(cuz he is me and im him and we don’t actually have any canon information about him)

sorting hat sorted Reggie to Ravenclaw, but he begged it to be in Slytherin, so his parents could be proud of him

he’s autistic

he is exceptionally intelligent, but he is also very hardworking and he truly enjoys studying

self harm is his unhealthy coping mechanism

he likes to wear rings to stim with them

he likes puzzles and he always carries rubik’s cube with him

he is secretly obsessed with muggle things, especially with mugge art, paintings, literature, music and poetry

he is a great piano player and an amazing singer, tho he never does it in front of the people(he also composes music)

he is obsessed with Tchaikovsky music

his favorite book is The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

he was sexually abused as a child, so he couldn’t stand being touched (but he really wanted to be hugged)

he is not religious, but he likes going to churches and cathedrals, cuz he finds it peaceful

he is mostly silent, but when he is around the right person he never shuts up

he bottles up all his feelings and never really cries and even if he starts he realizes how pathetic it is and immediately stops

but he is actually easily touched and he has sooo much sympathy for everything and everyone

he is AroAce

He likes to wear mantles and robes cuz they look like dresses and he likes it

[hadron1007]

This is just my headcanon, as Lettow mentioned Riga, this city he longed for in the original game. （maybe someday I'll visit Riga too haha)

One night, they went to the Riga Cathedral together.Lettow was wearing a pure white suit while Gisela wore a blue Columbine, which stands for hope and new beginning, in her hair. Together, they made their promise that never dies.

Well,maybe it doesn't seems necessary for kindred to have a wedding to prove their love, and this is just why I love weddings between kindred. They are immortal beings and they don't need it in the ordinary scene but they did. Put on wedding suit and dress, head for church(or somewhere else)with their hands holding, exchange wedding vows and rings just like humans do, but without priest and witnesses. It is more than a wedding,but a secret, eternal oath just between the two of them. HOW ROMANTIC.

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micorom headcanons post because i heard interest :}

be warned : it starts off silly then gets sad real fast

* Being the same age, they enroll the same year in Byrgenwerth and – alongside Caryll – become fast friends. It will be soon impossible to call them fully innocent due to being part of Byrgenwerth and its dubious study methods of Pthumerian and the Great Ones, but Micolash especially was far tamer than he is now, just… cryptic, and generally a freak /affectionate

Rom, though known for her cheerful temper, was also frequently described as being on her own plane of existence, and so… they hit it off pretty well, pretty quickly. It was frequent for anyone in Byrgenwerth to catch them in the middle of a conversation and immediately go --

They go 3 years, all the way to their Bachelor’s degree (or at least Micolash’s – I may give Rom a slower graduating, alleged intellectual shortcomings and all), and only start dating the following year or the one after that, after Laurence and Maria’s enrollments (with one or both, as respective dormmates to Mico and Rom, possibly giving them a small push). And they’re genuinely one of the most stable relationships in my narrative. weirdo4weirdo.

* I haven’t determined what drives them to follow Laurence – or more accurately, to distance themselves from Willem’s teachings – but they do. First together in the Research Hall, then splitting in complementary work as the respective heads of the Choir and the School of Mensis, stepping up in their research and experiments.

During this era, Rom falls pregnant.

Now this is the blurry part – how would they react to the prospect of parenthood. X) In such a busy and promising time for scientific breakthroughs, I don’t think Mico would be too happy with it… but also, it’s not like Rom fell pregnant by herself ! And one way I’d see it happen is if he was planning to involve the child in their research… on Rom’s side, it’ll depend entirely on me and the characterization I want for her. Definitely tamer than Mico but perhaps with her own Byrgenwerth streak of unethical science, ready to experiment on her own flesh (literally and/or metaphorically) ? I’ll figure it out at some point :v

* Either way, we are in Bloodborne, and Rom enters labor one-two month(s) earlier than expected, in the middle of her duties. It does not go well. After much pain and distress, her child is stillborn, and Rom herself likely only survives thanks to the fact that she was already within Church walls - ensuring fast care by many doctors and fast access to blood to sustain her body. Laurence was by her side the entire time - because it was premature, Micolash was just going about his day in Yahar’gul, and the time it takes for Laurence’s hastily scribbled letter to reach him and then make the trip up, he arrives after the storm.

Needless to say, Rom is shattered. The guilt that’s known to come with this kind of tragedy, and the trauma of forceful intervention on her body – she’s devastated, and Mico is wholly unequipped to deal with that. He also feels guilt because once again, she didn’t fall pregnant by herself. He hovers around her while she recovers but, well… they can barely look at each other. They never officialize it, hardly communicate, but it’s clear to everyone their relation died with their infant.

* And so they drown themselves in their research, and this is the start of their respective slip. Exponentially, they progress, get results, and immerse themselves more and more into their respective theories – theories that start deviating from Laurence’s (who is tearing his hair out at the loss of authority in addition to playing their divorce attorney). Micolash remains hidden away in Yahar’gul (chasing after Damian), while Rom can bear less and less being within Cathedral walls due to the memories of her miscarriage ; she shuts herself away with Ebrietas and/or returns to Byrgenwerth(? I don’t have the exact circumstances of her ascension yet). Anyway, this culminates in said ascension – again, wholly independant of Laurence’s will – soon followed by her physical death. Micolash slips further.

* Fastforward of many years to the Mensis Ritual – as the Nightmare opens and Micolash is sitting bound to his throne, skull splitting, brain frying - he gets a vision of Rom, human Rom, embracing him, bound again beyond death. Perhaps the cries of an infant, calling for a mother, beckoned her ?

And Rom’s spell hides away the Ritual, until the Hunter, assisted by Damian, releases their souls.

In the Nightmare of Mensis, a hunter brave enough may retrieve a crumpled letter tangled under layers of Apostles webs that, despite its apparent torn and burnt state, clearly projects the following words into one's mind :

Rom giving birth - UCW

~Lau

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Hello Katya, do you have any ideas about Simple Gratia?

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Yes, my girl!! I have some observations AND ideas! I remember that back when I checked, a fan Wiki incorrectly said that she is wearing Yharnam Hunter set. I do not know whether they've fixed that since then or not, but I know it confused a few artists. Gratia, in reality, is wearing an Old Hunter set but slightly altered:

(Close images of her model are from this ( x ) page, datamined by AstralLace!) This is what an Old Hunter set looks like, for a reminder:

Gratia is an Old Hunter: the type that started under Gehrman like Maria, Vitus, Henryk, Djura, Bestial Hunter, all that. I think that she knew all these characters and more, and with Maria she was a lot like an older sister that Maria never had! But I think she would be genuinely annoyed by Djura's complex inventions and at times not be able to hide her disdain, right in the middle of Djura ranting about them! That'd spark stupid, petty arguments about what kind of weapon is "better" which their friends laugh at in the corner like hyenas until Gehrman or Maria separate them XD

In comparison with the generic set, she is missing the long flowing cape, as well as the glove on her left hand. Her weapon, a chunk of metal, also goes in the left hand. I think she is missing the glove to have a stronger grip on the metal, so it would not slip away! I wondered what her right hand weapon would be before, but I think she doesn't need one in the end! I imagine her staggering the beast with her Iron Fist and then TEARING THEIR HEAD OFF WITH HER FREE HAND DFJHFSHSD .....but, you know, a hammer or a mace would also be nice yeah sure

In Bloodborne setting, red hair is also highlighted as a trait of Cainhurst nobles, that isn't really seen in any other NPC. Edgar may be also a ginger but much brighter kind, certainly not a REDhead!

This makes me think: what if Gratia's red hair is not just a random design choice, but a hint? And even if it isn't, it can still be used for a headcanon! Cainhurst nobles descend from Pthumeru Ihyll and have some Pthumerian heritage (just in case here ( x ) is the post with evidences of it) 🤔 At the same time, Pthumerians have gigantic variants, that seem to be more slow and dim than 'regular' ones. And interestingly, Gratia is abnormally big AND stated to have some intellectual drawbacks:

So, she has 1) otherwise Cainhurst-exclusive hair color 2) a size abnormally large for a human and 3) correlation between inability to use guns and being 'dim'! This gave me a headcanon that she was born in the Cainhurst walls, but shown Pthumerian genes that were "undesired" in the eyes of snobbish nobles and thus, abandoned at birth. She never knew of her origins, but was adopted by a kind man! Yeah, in this context, Maria and Gratia feeling family-like bond almost from the start in kind of fateful!

^ I often draw her with the same body pattern that shows on the skin of Snatchers, and that is exactly what kind of descendant she is!

I also always liked the idea that Gratia, Simon and Yamamura were the 'detective friends' up to uncover the Healing Church's secrets! Later, I decided the Yahar'gul Hunter we find in the prison under Grand Cathedral should also be a part of the squad! I did not know that Simon interestingly had Fist of Gratia as a part of his equipment back then and only judged from their location, but that made me feel validated with that headcanon! xD

Gratia is, of course, more of a 'power' of the team! She might be not very smart, but she has her heart in a good place and can understand the concept of shady bad business that should be stopped. She is easy to deceive in terms of pranks and other remotely innocent things, but when someone lying to her or trying to use her is malicious she will sense it. Pair that with her being very brave and blunt, and you really don't want to mess with her! The girl could grab Laurence and slam him against the wall accusing him of being "full of shit" if he attempted to deceive her, ffs! And not even his friends would defend him because it IS his fault for playing with this tigress x)

Needless to mention that she is protective over her friends! Not a kind of a protective friend that will mindlessly jump into fighting the other guy, but someone that will walk in and give them a fair warning to get lost first. She has threatening aura and usually just that is enough to scare away a person that means no good to someone she cares about. But, when she is powerless to do anything against some prick in power or likewise, she will express her frustration by breaking a property on her way out xd

Also she gives me this vibe:

Thank you for an ask! :D She has a very vivid and fleshed out image in my mind! Funny enough, this makes describing her harder because she feels so self-explanatory for me!

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My former predictions and interpretations for episode seven

I started this post around three to eight months a year ago shortly after watching episode five. Originally, I was going to make a list of predictions on what's going to happen in episode six, but since it was already out, I might as well make some predictions for what's going to happen in episode seven. But then, after episode seven premiered, I missed another deadline yet again. I think it's because either that I haven't fleshed out my predictions enough or that I kept trying to flesh them out that I wound up making scenarios in my head, kind of like what I'm doing for episode eight, of which I'll work on quite later. So, here's another list of former predictions I made for episode seven. I think some of them might hold up in episode eight. I don't know.

After remembering a couple of posts speculating about episode seven, I think this episode will be based on The Exorcist due to the religious horror atmosphere and imagery. However, I can share a prediction of what the episode's stinger would be like, largely involving Nori and Khan. I think it would start out as some sort of recollection between the two during the aftermath of the core collapse. Maybe they'll discuss about what their comrades would like to do now that their human superiors had been wiped out, like maybe do some finger painting or write some books or start a family. We might also see a cameo of Doll's parents, Yeva and Doll's father (whom I'm gonna refer to as Ivan). But then, Khan gets a bit worried, wondering if they all got off too easy, and Nori will then assure him that everything is going to be alright, and if it won't, they'll figure it out together. How's that for a heartwarming calm-before-the-storm moment? Now, to end it with a scene of Nori's eyes glitching yellow.

Uzi, N, and Tessa would survive the fall from the elevator, most likely thanks to N's quick reflexes by grabbing Uzi and Tessa and then flying out of the elevator before impact, at least that's how I imagine it. Tessa would then ask them if they're alright, only for Uzi to respond coldly that they all watched V sacrifice herself to the sentinels, but Tessa would happily reply that V will be cloned back at base (where the three landing pods are). N would worriedly ask Tessa if V would really come back with her memories fully intact, only for Tessa to be hesitant of answering his question, but she would then respond yes. As the trio enters the underground church, probably where the testing or enhancement of the solver powers occurred, N would apologize to Uzi for cutting off her hand when she was using her powers to burst the wall open. Uzi would then say that it's okay, and that her powers have been acting really strange lately and is losing control over them. She would then say conclude that the Solver is taking her over, while Tessa looks at Uzi and N from afar.

I think we'll have a couple of brief flashback scenes of Nori and Yeva sneaking into the underground cathedral either to initiate the plan to liberate their fellow drones or do some reconnaissance. I have a headcanon that Yeva, while her default language is Russian as well as her daughter's, can speak English, and vice versa with Nori speaking Russian. I also have another headcanon that drones can switch to any language of their selected choosing, even if they don't know any lick of them. To tell you the truth, I have zero idea how this scene will play out, maybe with a zany dynamic between the two? The wild, giddy Nori compared to the stoic, serious Yeva. Now that I think about it, considering that the cathedral might by at a deeper depth from the planet's surface, let's say by about 3,000 feet, it could be possible for Nori, Yeva, and other Solver-infected drones to overload Copper-9's core together on a closer distance from the core itself, most likely in the center of the cathedral.

V's sacrifice was honestly very shocking when I first saw it. I've never thought that they would briefly kill off a main character like that, and honestly, I really liked where V's character is heading, especially when she finally put her trust on Uzi, possibly for her to find a way to break herself free from the Solver's control. Now, this doesn't mean that V is truly dead. I feel that it's too soon to kill off a main character like that unless it's much later on in the series like in a potential season three (hope I don't foreshadow anything). There is a good chance that she'll come back in either episode seven or eight, and I came up with a few scenarios:

Rescue scenario: V is horribly injured, most likely from fighting off all of the sentinels; let's face it, there's no way a bloodthirsty disassembler like her would go down without a fight. So, who would finish off the remaining sentinels after V is down? Either J, the defective sentinel, or a combination of both. I feel like V would wind up in a heavily wrecked, limbless state, most likely being forced to be carried by either J or the sentinel. Clone scenario: V wins the battle against the sentinels, but then dies in the process. However, as J stated in episode six, she stated that "efficient drones get cloned", meaning that V would most likely be rebuilt in a new body, somewhere in one of the landing pods Tessa and J used to get to Copper 9. There was a previous concern I had with N and V currently retaining their memories before or after death, as (according to episode five) the Solver had been tampering with their memories before they were resurrected into their clone bodies. But, because that Uzi had assigned herself as their new admin, I feel like we probably don't have to worry about an "amnesiac V" scenario. Resurrection scenario: As before, V wins the battle, but dies afterwards. However, there is a slightly good chance that N also gets killed by the Solver, and Uzi also briefly dies. Essentially, the main trio dies. Bad ending time, right? Wrong. I feel like these three are going to self-resurrect, or Uzi self-resurrects first before subconsciously resurrecting N and V afterwards. They'll probably transform into a new type of drone. I'm hoping that they'll transform into an angelic form of some kind, looking a bit similar to V's concept design.

I think we'll get some solo scenes for Doll, probably when she's walking through the lab corridors. I think she'll head to her parents' lab first. I developed a headcanon that Doll's parents managed to separate her from the Solver's influence, probably when she was at a young age. At first, I thought that they would use some sort of unique antivirus code (I'm imagining it as random zeroes and one at this point; I honestly don't know computer codes) to sever the Solver from Doll. But, since episode seven is heading for cosmic horror territory and possible influence from The Exorcist, I imagine that Doll's parents used a strange machine that painfully severs the Solver from its potential host. So, I think that Doll would try to look for the severing machine in her parents' lab, and we could also see some nice pictures of her and her parents. Either that, or maybe Yeva and Doll's father used a series of

The trio might head over to a weapons vault first, but N double-checks it to see if it's booby-trapped by shooting at it. While he does so, he now retains a serious, militant personality, impressing Tessa and worrying Uzi. Tessa and Uzi will arms themselves up with multiple firearms and blades, with Uzi carrying an actual Uzi submachine gun. Meanwhile, N readies an ultra powerful weapon, the comically large cannon we saw in an earlier teaser, of which I believe to be the weapon that will destroy a Solver-possessed drone, like Uzi. After that, Tessa heads off to search for something to defeat the Solver with, but in reality, she'll actually search for the list of test subjects to hunt down the remaining drones that are potentially infected with the Solver virus.

I believe that the next obstacle the trio will face would most likely be eldritch drone mutants similar to eldritch!J, with many of them resembling spiders, cockroaches, and centipedes; creepy crawly galore. We would see back-to-back scenes of N and Uzi and Tessa battling against the drone mutants. Tessa would get a gash from the leg, with a mixture of blood and liquid metal pouring out of it, but Tessa would shrug it off. While Uzi and N are fighting the mutants, we would then see a scene where Uzi leaves the fight all of a sudden to enter a dark, red sea emitted by a blood red sky, the same one we saw in this teaser posted by Liam Vickers himself. And then, hearing N's cries, Uzi immediately returns back to the battle, only to see that she was knocked down and disarmed. As she gets back up, the Solver appears and assists her by morphing her hands into large, fleshy claws, much to Uzi's horror. The Solver will then take the wheel and start slaughtering its own twisted creations one by one, metallic screaming echoing the church, and N watching in horror from afar.

Later on, Uzi would start breaking down, saying that she won't make it and that the Solver will finally take her over, but N implores her that they'll solve this predicament together.

Lately, there's been speculation by many Tumblr users (@haastera-001 included) about Tessa not being entirely human. For example, she's wearing a heavily tinted helmet, and whenever there's a scene when either of the drones are looking at Tessa, all we see is their reflection of the drones' eyes. Plus, from the scene when a sentinel bit Tessa's hand, not only did we see blood, but also some sort of liquid metal, probably the same substance used to regenerate lost disassembly drone parts, like when N regenerated his head in the pilot episode. And strangely, she's been doing some weird mannerisms similar to what CYN was doing in episode five (i.e. the raptor hands). So, it might be possible that she's not entirely human, and that she may or may not be possessed by the Solver. I have a strong feeling that Tessa might have become either some sort of mutated human or an eldritch cybernetic being.

After his battle with Tessa, N would finally make a crazy choice not to kill Uzi, and during his confrontation with Uzi, he instead pleads with her to fight the Solver's control. While fighting Solver!Uzi, he pulls out this huge "I know you're in there" speech, stating how Uzi inspired him to question his programming, how she saved V from Doll's revenge spree, and how she helped him and V recover back their memories. N tells Uzi that she's the greatest drone he's ever met. He then walks up to her and kisses her, declaring his love for Uzi, before being gruesomely impaled and dismembered by the Solver-controlled Uzi.

Seeing N's body, Uzi begins to break away from the Solver's control, overloading her own system in the process and blowing up herself and the Solver. In the center, something starts to reform and take shape, and soon enough, it begins to take the form of a tall hybrid between a worker drone and a disassembly drone. Uzi is fully reformed into a murder drone, as she spreads her newly mechanical wings and tail wide open. She and N share a tearful hug, and then a kiss.

So far, I came up with three outcomes, starting with the downer ending, which seems to be the most possible outcome for this series. N winds up killing Uzi (most likely with Uzi's help), therefore not destroying the Solver for good, but heavily hindering its plans to assimilate the universe. N will undergo a deep depression after this, and Tessa will try to comfort him and ensure him that he saved the universe, and all is right at the end. She then tries to offer something to ease his mind (like watching TV), but N will coldly tell her to leave and that he doesn't want to see her again. Tessa does this, but she tries to hide her tears. As N sinks into his bed (he is gifted a room at this point), he will be greeted by two digital spirits in the form of Uzi and V (if V doesn't come back, that is).

So, that's all the predictions I made for episode seven.

[justrandomayatolover]

Relationship headcanons or something pt. 3 w/ Yoimiya, Layla, Barbara

Includes: gn!reader, reader is interested in architecture and Archons history (Barbara's part) and star gazing (Layla's part), a bit of Roman mythology in Layla's part, reader is a minor in Barbara's part

Here's part 2 and part 4 :D

Yoimiya:

In my personal opinion Yoimiya is rather clumsy and forgetful person but her gymnastics skills help her not to hurt herself

But still that doesn't mean everything stays in place when she trips and saves herself

And that's how you met, ordering fireworks from her father and when you came to get them, she bumped into you with whole box of some sort of powder, making both you and her, all dirty

She immediately started apologizing and trying to wipe the powder off of you, unfortunately it didn't do much

So she decided to give you your fireworks for free as some sort of compensation

Later on some festivals that you brought said fireworks for, it happened that your place was also her place to fire them

So you started talking, and talking and talking till the morning came

Each time you were at her place you helped her with moving stuff so she won't spill it again

And slowly but surely developed feelings for each other

But when she decided to confess, oh god, it was wild I tell you

She went near your house and fired the fireworks, practically screaming "I love you" with fireworks behind her

Layla:

Of course you found her passed out from exhaustion in some random field of grass

The worst part is that nearby was Emirates camp

So as worried person you are, you dragged her by legs under some thick tree where they wouldn't see you

And I'm telling you, she slept through that dragging as hard as a rock

When another hour passed and she still didn't woke up, you gently poked her and immediately she shot up, confused, worried and utterly disoriented

After she calmed down you explained to her what happened it turned out that she's akademiya student, of course she's tired, that wasn't a suprise to you now

But since then she asked you everytime she would go out to study outside if you would want to accompany her since you told her you like star gazing

So you did, each time, watching stars with her and making sure she wouldn't pass out in not very safe place again

Also helping her study from time to time, listening to her talking about stars with a little weak smile that wasn't very usual on her face

The star gazing studying turned into small picnics and finally a small camping since Layla found herself sleeping on fresh air the best

Similar to Kokomi, she was too shy to confess that she likes you and scared that you will reject her even though you clearly gave away so many hints and even openly telling her you like like her

So instead one early morning when stars were still seen morning you took her and pointed straight at one of the stars and said "Look at tell me what is this star", it was Venus*, she looked at you, then at the star and again at you and again at the star, she did it like five times and then her face became all red, definitely understanding what you tried to say

*Venus(goddess of love and beauty in Roman mythology) is frequently referred to as the Morning Star and if you are up early on Valentine's Day, you will spot her shining brightly at around 8am.

Barbara:

One day on your trip in Mondstad with your family you decided to finally visit the cathedral since it looked amazing from far away

Even closer it looked amazing, all the details on it left you speechless

And it was even better from the inside

Out of curiosity you asked one of the nuns about it's history and how the one it was made to worship, Barbatos

The nun only looked at you rather.... displeased and showed you about nun in blonde curly ponytails telling you to ask her about it

So you did, kinda scared of first nun

But the second nun, or Barbara how she told you to call her, was very energetic and sweet but also passionate about the church

It wasn't everyday someone asked about it or its history

The conversation shifted from the church to Barbatos to knights and finally you very quickly, she was really excited to hear about your life in another region and how it looks like from religious perspective

Then she offered to show you more of Mondstad, show you all the statues too

You were more than happy to, with such a sweet company

After you unfortunately needed to leave the city, you started exchanging letters with her, also offering her to come to your nation

And that's how visiting started, showing eachother new places, having small picnics and finally catching feelings, even if the relationship might be hard through letters mostly, it was still worth a try, now only time will show how it will turn out

Shoutout to my boi that's choosing the characters because I'm too indecisive to do so, mwa (⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠)

[cheerfullycatholic]

This a weird question but anyways, so there's a scene in Descendants (a Disney Channel movie) where the Disney heroes like Ariel have have their pictures on a stain glass, like you'd see the saints on a cathedral. So my question is wouldn't that made the Disney heroes Catholic or have a good relationship with the church to have their images being on a cathedral?

That's a really cool headcanon and I think fits well with the theme of the first movie of forgiveness and giving the kids on bad island a chance to change and be good! (Apologies for my wording, I only watched the first two movies and the only names I remember are Mal, Evie, and Uma). I'm not sure what the writers intended when they chose to depict the characters on stained glass but I like the idea of a Catholic version of Descendants. Someone should write a fanfic about it!!!

[misc-obeyme]

NSFW??

Listen, I'm like almost one year to the party, but I followed (ahem stalked) through your Blog and finished reading through all your Fics and this one kinktober fic of yours 'Graveyard sex' caught my attention 👀 First of all, I loved it very well done! and secondly, I adore Mary shelley, so that was a bonus too.

So I got inspired, and I was imagining getting it on inside a church/cathedral with our favourite Demons/Angels. For the demon brothers it's a direct way to say 'fuck you old man' to their father lmao.

So anyway, regardless of which demon (or angel) you choose. I can't help but imagine doing it inside an abandoned church/cathedral 😔🤚 I'm guilty. Maybe it's in the middle of the night, and the sound of the rain hitting the stained glass windows could be heard while your favourite Demon is bending you over the altar fucking into you relentlessly leaving you gasping for air.

Since they’re Demons, they probably get this sick pleasure out of corrupting their partner in such a holy environment. They want to corrupt you; to have you sin under the ever-watchful Father all dressed in white. Maybe overwhelmed by their lust and love for you, they shift without noticing into their monstrous demon form; all horns, wings, tails, and sharp claws/teeth. Sweat beads cover your draining body, back pushed against the chest. Brow furrowed and heart rushing in your chest as they fuck you on every surface they could find in various positions. (I personally like to imagine Lucifer, Barbatos, Belphegor, and Satan in this since they’re my favourite.)

As for the Angels, convincing them to perform sexual acts inside a church/cathedral might be difficult at first, but I also think they might get into it once they try. But unlike the demons corrupting you, they try to 'purify'you in a sense. Confess your wrongdoings, and they will promise to heal you, cleansing your body, mind, and soul. Pray on your knees, take them into your mouth, and allow them to help you get rid of your sins. Maybe there's a twisted side of them that wants to hear you beg, cry, while they whisper biblical verses into your ear like "James 5:16 Therefore, confess your sins to one another and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person has great power as it is working." with their eyes watching your body intently, tears streaming down your face as you reach your climax. (Imagine this with Raphael asdhj@#%&)

Anyway, this was just my horny ramblings, I apologise daddy for I have sinned/j

NSFW MDNI

Wow, anon, please do not hold back lol. These are indeed some horny ramblings!

But it's cool, every smut piece in my masterlist is me writing out my own horny ramblings, so.

I'm glad you liked the graveyard sex headcanons lol! I thought they'd be fun for Halloween themed sexy times.

Though I have to say the abandoned cathedral/church is a whole other interesting setting! I like the idea of the demons being like, yeahh let's corrupt this place! LOL.

However I think I'd take issue with the angels trying to "purify" me. I'd be like nah, sorry, buddy, but I am gonna be the one corrupting you at this point. 'Cause I can't be purified a;sldkfjdlkfjdsl;fkj

The way I'd lose my whole mind if anybody ever quoted scripture at me during sex lol.

Anyway, I kinda feel like I can just let this ask stand by itself you practically gave me a whole fic right here!

[ask-rainmaker-and-witchunter]

Father/Father's Day Headcanons

In honor of father's day, personal Misty and Prester father headcanons!

Misty Misty tbh doesn't have a good relationship with either of her parents? But focusing on their father, he was...there? Is the best way to put it. He was kind of stereotypical 1950s like father, he went to work to support his family, came home, ate dinner and only bothered when he needed to or when it was required for him to step in. Although he never approved Misty's interest in weather. He saw it as a waste of time since it wouldn't amount to much in his eyes. Long story short, daddy dearest saw Meteorology as nothing more than clouding gazing and playing in puddles. He rather Misty have a respectable job. If Misty never cut contact with him and her mother, he probably would have approved of her becoming a Lawbot and joining COGS Inc since those are jobs bringing in good money after all.

Now, Misty kind of just, vibes on Father's Day. She's either hanging out with Buck and Dave, or has somehow got roped into visiting Bell and her family for the holiday. They also stop by Cosmo's place a lot, Cosmo acting like a pesudo father/grandfather to her and celebrates with him.

Prester Given how Prester is, I am like fucking convinced his parents were both union workers. His father was a factory worker just like his wife. While his worked in the textile and fabric factory, his father was working in a steel factory. The from the moment Prester was built, both parents were hammering in the ideas of unions and how it was up to the little people to stick it to the man. Seriously, Prester has lost count to the amount of protests or worker strikes his parents dragged him too. But, even then, he appreciates what they both did for him. Circling back to his father, Prester's dad at the end of the day was a family man. He would work long shifts sometimes just to make sure to support his wife and Prester. Prester has fond memories of the times his father would teach him his mother tongue, sneak into old cathedrals and churches with him and sit on the balconies and towers like the gargoyle cogs they were. But Prester's father also helped keep Pres grounded. He encouraged his son's dreams, but had to remind him sometimes the reality of things were bitter and horrid. When Prester announced he was going into law school, his father and mother were there with him to the end to support him and help when things get tough.

Before Prester's dad died in a work place accident, Prester would call his family on father's day to celebrate with them since he was either too busy with cases or work to properly visit. After his dad's death, Prester still calls his ma to check in on and to still celebrate it. Sometimes when he has the chance too, he tries to make a trip and visits his father's grave.

[the-vex-archives]

The Band Ghost Masterlist (2023)

General

Fics

"The Manager" Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13

@titlemewickedwonderland

The Ministry announces an outsider coming to be part of the congregation to help with the Ghost project as a tour manager; little did the Ghoul know; she is nothing like they pictured her or how she'd affect them all.

"The Witch is Back" Part 2 Part 3

@delta-is-here

Ever since Sister Imperator left the church for good, the Clergy has been at an all time low, mass wasn't it's usual greatness, and rituals weren't going as well as planned. When luck seems to run out, Papa Nihil remembers an old friend and sends out a letter asking them to take Sister's place.

Headcanons

"Arrangement" ( Regency AU)

@earthry

Papas and Arranged Marriage

"Did You Know You Were dead?"

@aestheticpearl

you’re a ghost who wanders the halls of the cathedral just trying to do your duties before you’re interrupted

Secondo

Oneshots

"Opposites Attract"

@earthry

Secondo with a s/o who is very sweet and bubbly and who is in their own band

"Bedtime Greenery"

@mitchmatch24

Secondo with a young reader (like 18 or 19) who got stoned for the very first time. they haven't been able to sleep well in days so they go to Papa for help and this is their solution.

Terzo

Fics

"Where Angels Fear to Tread" Part 2

@bonelessghoul

Everyone knows the story of how the Devil himself was once an angel who was banished from Heaven. But he wasn’t the only one and the poor angel he fell for suffered the same fate, cursed with lifetimes of never being brought back to the man she loved…until now. When Ada is brought to a Ritual by her friend after a year riddled with tragedy, she meets Papa Emeritus and his Ghouls. But something strange happens when she gets a closer look at them and can see that there’s more to this group that no one else can see but her.

Mary Goore

Oneshots

"You Wish"

@lady-jane3

You guys are always picking on each other, mean jokes, sex jokes the whole nine yards. Mary won't stop teasing

"Red"

@onedaughterofman

No summary provided

Blurb

"I Knew it Would Work on You"

@bedeviledcowboy

Aether

Oneshots

"Rewrite The Stars"

@mirage-aera

Aether gets sent back to the Pits so he and his s/o spend their last day together.

"Don't Yell at Her"

@xxwhiskeyxx

reader and aether were married in a past life, they died tragically by one another's sides before being born again as ghouls in the pit

[pro-depresanti]

~Some Artist!Valentino headcanons~

because the fandom almost never talks about how he's a canonical artist

Acrylic is his favourite medium but he doesn't have much time to paint

Usually goes for pencil (4B specifically)

Tried charcoal once in the 90s, there's still dust in his room

Owns exactly 3 alcohol markers – red, light pink, cool light gray

Has multiple golden ink pens, trying to find a dupe to that one pen he found on the street in the Industrial District in 1997, and is yet to find anything that comes close to that one

Has 277383838 sketchbooks; the second he doesn't like a single drawing he gets a new one

Has torn holes through multiple pages due to pressing too hard with the pencil/eraser out of frustration

master of perspective and composition

understands anatomy perfectly (as in, can draw a skeleton and muscle structures flawlessly from memory), can draw a person in any pose, but do NOT ask him to draw a face, he'll shoot you and then himself

can't render fabric well, so the people he draws are either naked, wearing leather, or draped with a random sheet (if you question the folds on said sheet he'll, once again, shoot you and then himself)

Realism and semi realism >>>>>>> (although Velvette has tried teaching him how to stylize figures, while he taught her art fundamentals)

*inserts Catholic!Val headcanon here* LOVES cathedrals and churches, cannot draw buildings for shit but likes the vibe

If he's staring at someone there's a 50/50 change between checking them out or taking a mental image of their outfit/body type/hair/whatever to draw later

Has drawn Angel SO. MANY. TIMES. Angel found it cute for exactly 2 weeks and then it got creepy(literally the first red flag Val showed at the beginning of their relationship)

If there's any hentai production happening under him, he has completely given up in supervising it because he either has to be losing money to make something decent looking or produce garbage

Has lured in sinners by throwing in art history facts and other art talk to start a conversation (knows close to nothing about it, just enough to sound smart)

Killed Vox any time he mentioned doing NFTs (it took quite a few times for Vox to stop)

As long as he's kicking, no AI art bro will be left roaming around Hell

If you say a single good word about contemporary art he'll skin you alive

Velvette attempted to teach him the barest minimum of color theory and what colors go together. Nothing stuck, Val just goes with monochrome with a pop of saturated complimentary color (when he paints, he mixes the main color into the rest to make the palette more cohesive and it usually works well enough)

140gsm slightly tinted paper for sketchbooks, hot press cotton paper for paintings

Sometimes he doesn't even give a scenario for his movies, just hands in a few sketches of the scene to the director and tells them to make it work (everything is smudged together, arrows pointing in random direction to indicate camera movement and lighting, the actors look exactly the same so there's no way to tell who's who, there's written instructions in the corner the entire crew gathers together to try and decipher)

His handwriting is SHIT, he can't even read it himself most of the time, but Vox can

Vox has asked Val to draw Alastor. Many. Many. MANY. Times.

Drinks the paint water at least once each painting session. It has never caused any problems, surprisingly, it even got him a decent high once

[cxrdioectomy]

//Law NSFW headcanons.

bold   —   always  applies. italic   —   sometimes  applies. strike  —   never  applies  /  hard  limit.

— INCLINATION / HABITS. is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as demisexual | identifies as asexual | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with aliens | enjoys sex with androids | enjoys sex with monsters | enjoys sex with any sex / gender | enjoys sex with multiple people at once | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | will have sex anytime | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual | fluctuating sex drive.

— BODY / APPEARANCE. small build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | wears boxers | wears briefs | wears lingerie | goes ‘ commando ’ | shaves / waxes | manscapes | doesn’t shave / wax | cup size a – c | cup size d – f | 1 – 5" in length | 6 – 9″ in length | 10” or over in length.

— SOUNDS. is silent / makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | growls | fakes / exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud / appropriately vocal partner | prefers a responsive partner | no preference towards partner’s volume | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk.

— TURN ONS / KINKS. having their hands pinned | pinning their partner’s hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched ( by their partner ) | being watched ( by a third party ) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner ‘ daddy ’ | being called ‘ daddy ’ | calling their partner ‘ mommy ‘ | being called ‘ mommy ‘ | calling their partner ‘ master ‘ (Cosima) | being called ‘ master ‘ | calling their partner ‘ mistress ‘ (Also Cosima) | being called ‘ mistress ‘ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting / marking | being bitten / marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | being pegged | pegging their partner | being edged | edging | age gap | anonymous sex | blood play | breeding | chastity devices | clothed / partially clothed | condoms | deep - throating | gun play | intercrural sex | knife play | lingerie | nipple play | orgasm denial | overstimulation | pregnancy | public sex | rimming | roleplay | sadism / masochism | size difference | squirting.

— PLACES. airplane | alleyway | bath | beach | bedroom | boat | bus | car | cathedral / church | cemetery | closet | concert | dressing room | elevator | empty or abandoned building | field | forest | gym | home bathroom | hospital | kitchen | library | movie theatre | museum | ocean | parking lot | planetarium | pool | public bathroom | rooftop | school | sex club | shower | tent | terrace | train | workplace.

*Note: As long as it isn't on the Polar Tang or his clinic he is open minded as far as place goes. Man is a fucking hypocrite.