#catdick

[yourgoodpup]

Ive been thinking about catboys recently

Here Kitty Kitty, lemme rub ur tummy and touch ur lil catdick and make you squirm so good for me

[fobredactedove]

If catjoe was a girl cat shed let puppypete suck on her teets and make biscuits on her tummy.

Catboy Joe would fuck puppypete with his barbed catdick and then lick his puppy parts clean after.

<3

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

This woman should be the new internet face of "someone so stupid they don't know how stupid they are".

She's at once utterly deluded, irrational AND consumed with a fanatical, unhinged hatred for every second human being who has ever lived, who her cult has brainwashed her into gleefully dehumanizing and blaming for every inconvenience, skipping over all traces of reason and logic at every step.

To fix her flawed example of a deer being scared of another species wearing camo, the actual equivalent would be for every doe to live in paranoid, shaking fear of every buck, who they spend their entire lives running from in terror or hating, attacking and then gloating over at every opportunity: if all does felt that was the correct way to behave to their fathers, brothers, sexual partners and sons, who they desperately need to survive as a species, then in 10 years time there would simply be no deer anywhere in the world at all.

The same goes for every other mammal: If you like cats at all then you have to like the fact that all male cats want to stick their uncomfortably-barbed catdicks inside of every female cat, because that's where every cat you've ever liked comes from: that's how they got the gift of life at all.

A way out of this silly girl's genocidal-hate-programming would be to observe nature in all its forms and adapt her expectations of the natural world to its inconvenient reality, rather than remaining warped by the absurdly politicized propaganda tunnel she has been indoctinated into.

Well, either that or start trying to actually listen to and empathize with the men she encounters over a sustained period of time. I hope she gets to do that before it's too late and she's wasted her entire 70 years of self-imposed neurotic misery in such ugly foolishness.

lmfao I love her

[vecnawrites]

NNN Ask: Given her preference for solitude, Blake had been handling the month well. At least she thought so, until she was training in the forest with her Semblance. A few hours staring at her own Bellabooty soon made her second-guess that fact, however…

Blake sighed as she headed into the Emerald Forest alone, in order to practice her semblance. She could use the school’s training rooms, certainly, but she enjoyed the solitude and practicing alone. Not to mention, due to it being November and being backed up, and while she was handling the month well, the last thing she needed was to get excited by seeing some of the flips and spins and things that everyone did during training.

In the forest, it was just her practicing her own semblance and her own parkour and agility training, so there was little worry of losing control...

~

Blake had managed to make some good progress working with her semblance, actually managing to make two clones at once, though she hadn’t been able to repeat the incident, it gave her hope that she could actually make more than one clone fully in the future. Or at least make them more resilient.

However, she was going to call it quits soon, as while she had made good progress, she needed to stop. She was already hard in her shorts, and her balls were feeling like pudding-filled mangoes shoved in her pants. Why?

The reason was rather embarrassing, but she had been getting turned on by seeing her own ass. She didn’t know if it was textbook narcissism, or just being so pent up for so long, but she was incredibly turned on and needing to cum, so stopping for the day so she could stay ‘in the game’ as it were, was paramount.

She decided to give it one more shot before heading in to experience another long night of ignoring her aching balls and trying to make it through another night without cumming in her sleep and ruining her shot at winning the challenge that Ruby had proposed at the start of the month. Yang and Ruby had already failed, due to masturbation and a wet dream respectively, leaving her and Weiss as the only ones left in the running. And she wasn’t going to give Weiss anything to lord over her at all if she could help it.

Tapping into her semblance, Blake tried once again to replicate the sensation of making a more reinforced clone, closing her eyes and focusing, feeling sweat form on her forehead as she let the almost tingly feeling wash over her, before she opened her eyes.

They widened, almost popping out of their sockets as she took in the sight of her clone, her naked clone, bent over in a crouch before her, her plump ass pushed out towards her.

Blake worked her jaw, Gambol Shroud slipping from her hand and falling to the forest floor as she stared at her slightly shaking rear as her clone slowly moved to stand, and her hands slowly, despite her best efforts to stop them, moved to unbutton and unzip her shorts, allowing her barbed cock to spring free, her heavy balls hanging low between her thighs…

~

“Hahhhh~! Oooohhhh~ F-Fuck~!!” Blake panted, her mouth open and tongue lolling out as she pumped her hips, spearing her barbed cock into the ass of her clone, her hips making a loud plap, plap, plap, plap, plap as her hips crashed along her fat backside, her breath coming out in stilted hitches as she fucked a perfect copy of her own ass, finally realizing why she had overheard so many people whispering about her ass.

As she tipped over the edge and her balls rose, shooting out her thick cum out of her swollen balls to fill the inside of her clone, part of her despaired losing the challenge, especially as her clone faded from the abuse that it had taken, leaving her to fall flat into a massive puddle of her own cum…

...while the rest of her was determined to be able to make reinforced clones on demand...for training purposes, of course~!

Blake Belladonna:

Status: FAILED

Time Survived: Eighteen Days

Reason/Method For Failure: Being Turned On By Her Clone’s Ass

[hollyboy562]

#CatDick https://www.instagram.com/p/BzN1CL9Jny4/?igshid=15qs6uiflf7yz

[rucow]

I'm gonna draw Blake 🔔adonna

[johndoriansdom]

Realized today why I feel an assfuck of deja-vu when I see most Undertale/Deltarune OCs. Theyre just Gen Zs own version of Warrior Cat OCs, just with less cat 🌽 and more mystery goo

[mikefreiheit]

Going through old art I’ve never posted. . . #art #comics #originalart #animals #artistsofinstagram #artforsale #painting #inkdrawing #ink #watercolor #forsale #original #fun #silly #farts #illustration #superguy #superman #dog #catdicks (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtcML09lZSZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1se0q98slifni

[victoryroadburnout]

ppl saying m2 is genderless and thus cannot fuck underestimate a creature with near godlike abilities, who can literally poof a human’s body and transfer their soul into a pokemon then reverse it in order to heal(?) the human’s corporeal form. even if they weren’t made with genitalia initially, if they want some they can sure as fuck make it happen. m2 is genderless but not in the ‘haha no catdick for you, furries’ way but in the ‘the rules don’t apply to them anymore’ way. expand your mind. embrace that they fuck and that we, as fragile mortals, cannot do anything about it

[fobredactedove]

Catboy Joe having a cats barbed penis but Pete likes the pain so he lets Joe fuck him as much as he wants 🩷

Catboy Joe forcing his barbed catdick in Pete's throat and mixing his cum in the blood that Pete coughs up

<3

[anti-yuri-on-ice]

I really feel so, so bad for LGBT Y/OI fans. They're so starved for good representation that they'll latch onto anything that barely hints at a same sex couple, which I totally get, being bi myself. But Y/OI should never have gotten as popular as it did. I've seen gay people praise it for normalizing Catdick's relationship, but Ku/bo never really gave a fuck about mlm. It's so sad. And it makes me so mad at Ku/bo. Yes I know Ku/bo never promised anything but that doesn't excuse the fact (1)

(2) that she took the coward's way out and made Catdick, ambiguous to try and please everyone. She clearly doesn't care about gay men but people (especially dumbass fujos) keep putting her shitty writing on a pedestal that is completely undeserved. It's so frustrating and sad to see. LGBT people - especially mlm - deserve an anime that actually treats them seriously. They deserve better.

[primagiedi]

Catdicking

It’s been brought to my attention this morning that someone’s been using my pictures to catfish multiple people on Instagram

Tumblr user - @chuckiiuzimaki

It’s an empty page but when u go to their likes

U seen they been on my page .

The wife contacted me and sent me all this from his page.

Also, i don’t know whose nudes those are, but it’s not me lol so he prolly catdicking too.

SO

if any of y'all thought y'all were talking to me on ig, you wasn’t. It’s not me. I don’t like y'all . Take it up with them. No you don’t have a shot. So don’t try shooting.

Do y'all thing and spread this for me. Thanks

[duckielegs]

Ummmm why are you a catdick?

Get your shit off my blog

[goddamnwebcomics]

Then Roger the Rhino hands Gene and Catwhis superhero uniforms! Because why not! I like that Gene questions it until his spiky catdick rises at the sight of bodysuit Catwhis. That doesn’t look like a true superhero outfit to me, more like a star trek uniform.

I don’t know why they need those uniforms for what is just an office job anyway.

[thundersheep]

embrace the catdick :3c

Catdick is freaking me out by being cute

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

April Slutte Nighte - A Collection

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2pN7v1l

by Izissia

So, the gist is people on my blog send me a name of a girl, and maybe if they really want to, a kink or two. And then I run with that, aiming to be incredibly slutty and promiscuous and things. This isn't the first time I've done it~ But HEY.

INCLUDING~ Weiss and Ruby get sent to an incredibly lewd detention, though Ruby takes to it like a slut to a cumbath~. Maka prepares for a mission by jerking liz and Patty off into her panties~. Pyrrha advertises for her cereal brand~. Yoko (Gurren Lagann) gets gangbanged on the deck of the Dai-Gurren~. Malon works as a cowgirl in the milk bar, the premium milk however has a transformative effect on its drinkers~ Junko spreads despair throughout Hope Academy~ The P5 girls have turned Japan into a casual sex world and get off on a train. Yukiko advertises the amagi inn~. Aaand, lastly, but certainly not least! Rise gets her fat ass stuck in a TV on the way into the Shadow World, Chie and Yukiko help her out~.

Words: 3736, Chapters: 8/8, Language: English

Fandoms: RWBY, Soul Eater, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/F

Characters: Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladona, Glynda Goodwitch, Pyrrha Nikos, Maka Albarn, Liz Thompson, Patty Thompson, Soul Eater Evans, Yoko Littner, Nia Teppelin, Malon (Legend of Zelda), Asahina Aoi, Enoshima Junko, Kirigiri Kyouko

Relationships: Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee, Maka Albarn/Liz Thompson/Patty Thompson, Pyrrha Nikos - Relationship, Yoko Littner/Nia Teppelin, Asahina Aoi/Enoshima Junko, Enoshima Junko/Kirigiri Kyouko

Additional Tags: Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Panties, Detention, Anal, Catdick, Barbed Penis, Outercourse, Foreplay, cum on clothes, Girlcock, Masturbation, Groping, Gangbang, musk, cum, Titjob, Paizuri, Anal Gaping

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2pN7v1l