#cat rules

[mostly-him]

"We DO have a cat" 😒

[askthemort]

I’m gonna hold Mort and just let em crawl around on me till he finds a spot to get comfortable once he does I’m following the cat rule, once their comfy ya can’t move ┐( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)┌

He loves you already!

[thevoidstaredback]

I need to pee.

My cat laid next to me.

I thought I could get away with moving, but she got more comfortable and laid on my leg.

...

[dianananner]

I need to watch my lectures but she is laying on me and i am not allowed to disturb her

[danepopfrippery]

My sons have been manipulating my gma while im traveling. Linder made her think the feeder was broken…so she fed him extra. The feeder was not broken hes just a fat fat.

Chaplin now decides she cant go to bed cuz when she lays in bed he starts loudly demanding the window open. He keeps her up an extra hr cuz he insists.

Normal times they pretty much do the same thing just get away with it less

[imisslifebefore2016]

[creepymutelilbugger]

he is so proud. he finished making all those by himself. would you accept his generous offer, and try one?

[skippyisntfunny]

[chonkes]

[mcgee427]

i feel like we should give a cat a death note and see what happens

[mostly-him]

Cat rules: watch your step 😈

[thevoidstaredback]

I keep forgetting that dogs don't follow the same rules as cats.

Like- You can just....move dogs.

You can be a bit late for feeding a dog and they'll still cuddle up to you as soon as they're done eating.

You can move a dog from its spot on your bed and it'll Just go back to sleep in its new spot.

Crazy

[ghostbsuter]

The purchase of the mansion was a spontaneous decision on their part.

Sam suggested it, actually.

1 they had the money, 2 they needed much more space than a single apartment could offer, and 3 now she gets to create her own garten of venomous plants!

Tucker holed himself up in his own room, his tech room, because he finally can separate his workspace and his bedroom!

Danny was haunting the mansion in return.

It was during the day that Danny saw the shadow of a child running. He had no idea the mansion was already haunted— why hadn't the ghost said anything before?

Searching for the shadow, it took them all weeks to even get a glimpse of the Ghost.

Only....

Only it wasn't a ghost. It's a whole human child. A human child left behind—

His name is Tim Drake and he has been living here his whole life, how— where were his parents?!

[ohfuckohfuckthelavalampbroke]

Oh know it's getting a way !

[ca-3]

"Looking cool, Joker!!" ❤️🃏

and I told myself I wasn't going to do this redraw trend.... lol