#cat prank the saga

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

Update on my physiological warfare with Damian: Everyone has yelled at me but Lian. I have been banned from the manor for a month. Roy is making me sleep on the couch for three days. This is so unfair. Who hasn't trick their sibling into thinking their cat was cooked an eaten?

[caeca-iustitia]

"Sticking to that story, huh?" - nyx !!

"I have no idea what you're talking about," Vee states airily, hoisting their backpack onto their back and adjusting the straps, "I am a simple medic, good sir, who abides by the law and would never put glitter in your hair products. How dare you imply I would ever do something as cruel as that."

They pause in their preparations and turn their head slightly to look at Nyx with a perfectly blank face.

"You do look rather nice with the silver glitter in your hair, however, so if nothing else I would dare say it's an improvement," they add on as their remaining eye twinkles with mischief, "Though I do ponder its appropriateness given the line of work you find yourself in."

With that, they grab the last of their belongings from the bench in front of them and walk off; the heels they'd been forced to wear tapping on the marble tile as they exit the room. Maybe going on a mission in a maid uniform with cat ears and a tail was not the best idea but what choice did they have? The others had stolen their normal attire and would only give it back if they wore the cat-maid costume for a week.

[hoonieswhore]

Do Revenge.

Synopsis: Last year you scared your boyfriend for Halloween and that night, he swore that he'd get his revenge on the next Halloween night. Now, dressed as Ghost Face, he decided to scare you and fulfill one of your dirtiest fantasies.

+18. Contains smut. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT OR YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED.

Word count: 4,5k

Warnings: Smut. Roleplay. Knife play. Oral sex. Fingering. Dirty talk. Daddy kink. Unprotected sex (don't do it irl). Breeding kink. Cum play. Edging. Overstimulation. Finger sucking. Choking. Dacryphilia. Spit. Scratching. Manhandling. Strength kink. Degradation. Slight pet play. Cum eating. Praise kink.

Happy Halloween everyone, hope you like this GhostFace!Hoon fic that's been in my drafts since September🫶

“Wait!” your boyfriend exclaimed. “Check this out,” his hand slipped in the bag, pulling out a mask. “Cool costume, huh?” He smirked, fangs on full display as his eyebrows went up and down.

“Ghostface?” You frowned, a faint smile appearing on your face, “I thought you hated scary movies.”

“Well, I do…” He blushed, shrugging as he shoved the mask into the bag again. “But you love the Scream movies.” The boy leaned closer to whisper in your ear. “And I know about your dirty little fantasy.” His hand found a comfortable place on your waist as he pulled you closer to his figure. “So I thought we could play a little before I wear it at Jake's Halloween party~”

Your boyfriend was open to a lot when it came to sex. You both tried a lot of things and found out that you both were into roleplay, so he thought that it would be fun to cosplay as the villain of one of your favourite sagas.

“Wanna play psycho killer?” you teased him, earning an eager nod from the taller boy. “Can I be the helpless victim?”

“Fuck yeah, I'd love that so much, kitten.” He leaned down, crashing his lips against yours as you giggled against his mouth before kissing him back. After a few minutes, you pulled away, the boy's lips following yours as he tried to kiss you again.

“Stop~ we need to go baby, we promised Jay that we'd help him to move out.” You said, earning a sigh from your boyfriend as he pulled away from your embrace. He begrudgingly left the bag with the costume on the couch before he made his way back to you, wrapping his arm around your waist.

“Let's go baby girl… At this point, he should pay us for helping him.” He said, walking towards the door as you followed his steps, laughing at your boyfriend sulking before you headed to Jay's apartment.

Five days have passed since Sunghoon got his costume for Halloween. The real reason behind getting that costume was actually revenge. Last year, on Halloween night, you decided to scare him, dressing up as a ghost. It was an innocent scare but he was such a scaredy cat that he actually got mad at you for a few hours until you showered him in hugs and kisses. In your defense, you didn't expect him to get so scared at your little prank. Now, it was time for payback and he had the perfect idea.

It was late at night, your boyfriend was at your friend's house playing video games or at least, that's what you thought. You were in the kitchen, making some popcorn as you got ready to watch a movie. Standing on your tiptoes, you grabbed a glass from the cupboard, setting it on the counter. You walked towards the fridge, grabbing the bottle of soda before you went back to your previous spot, opening the cap and pouring the dark bubbly liquid into the glass. You closed the lid again, ready to take it back to its place until your phone caught your attention. The screen went completely white, the letters spelling your boyfriend's name as it slightly moved on the counter due to its vibration.

You smiled, your hands left the bottle, instantly reaching your phone as you picked it up. “Hey, how's it going?” you talked, waiting for his answer but it never came, you could only hear someone's breathing for a few seconds. “Sunghoon, come on.” You rolled your eyes, the person at the other side of the phone kept breathing. “Answer me or I'll hang up.”

“Do not hang up the phone or you'll pay for it.” A deep and strange voice talked back, making you frown. “Now tell me, pretty girl, what's your favourite scary movie?” You pulled the phone away from your ear, checking the name on the screen again to make sure that it was your boyfriend. Completely dumbfounded, you took the phone back to your ear before you spoke.

“Who is this?” you asked, clearly confused about the situation but you were getting slightly scared as you felt someone watching you, the same feeling that you've been having since Sunghoon left the house.

“Just someone,” the voice replied, “tell me, do you have a boyfriend? You look too pretty to be single.” That phrase sent shivers down your spine. “Especially in that oversized black shirt, I like the butterfly on it.” You gulped, looking down at your shirt as you started to wonder how they knew.

“Listen, creep, leave my boyfriend's phone right now and stop fucking talking to me.” You said angrily before hanging up. You quickly pocketed your phone and took the bottle back to the fridge. You grabbed the popcorn and the glass, making your way towards the living room and setting everything on the coffee table as you sat on the couch. You reached the remote, turned on the TV and looked for a good movie as you tried to forget about the call, thinking that it was just probably one of the boys messing with you.

You took your phone out of your pocket, looking for the movie list that you saved before you got another call from your boyfriend.

“Listen, if you're not Sunghoon, don't fucking bother me.” You angrily said as soon as you picked up.

“Baby? Just wanted to check up on you,” he said, little did you know that he was trying to hold his laugh as he felt proud that his prank was working. Your boyfriend was a good actor. He knew that you wouldn't buy it if he didn't actually speak to you. “Everything okay, my love?”

“Y-yeah, just… did the boys take your phone by any chance?” You asked, starting to get actually worried about the call. If he had his phone, then why did you see his name on the screen when the creep called?

“Nope, it's been inside my pocket since I came here,” his words felt like a bucket of cold water falling on your back, sending shivers to your spine as you gulped. “Why are you asking, baby?”

“I-i-” you nervously stuttered, “nothing, must've been a glitch and a prankster…” Sunghoon smirked, noticing the fear in your voice as you tried to convince yourself. In fact, he never left the apartment, he was in the house, hiding in your shared bathroom. He knew you wouldn't check there since he told you that the door handle was broken and the locksmith was unavailable until Monday, which was obviously a lie.

“Are you sure, angel?” he inquired, checking himself on the mirror as he fixed the black robe of his costume, getting ready for the show.

“Yeah, hope you have fun with the boys! Bye my love.” You said, hearing a goodbye from him before you hung up. You took a deep breath, trying to forget the creep's voice talking about your current outfit. You tried to focus on picking a movie until you heard a noise coming from your bedroom. At first, you thought that it was your cat but she was peacefully sleeping on her bed, right under the TV.

Sunghoon licked his lips excitedly, ready for his little prank as he put the mask on. “It's showtime,” he said, turning on the voice modulator before he called you again.

“Do you miss me that much?” you teased him, ready to hear a yes when you heard something that you really didn't want to hear anymore.

“Aw, I thought you were the one who missed me,” the strange voice again. “I could probably visit you now since you're alone…” He opened the door, kicking it on purpose so you could hear the loud noise. The loud thud makes you get up from the couch.

“What the fuck do you want?” You asked, looking towards your bedroom before you looked at the kitchen.

“I just wanted to visit you~ I'm pretty sure you heard me.” He walked down the hall, crouching as he sneaked into the kitchen, watching your moves carefully as you made your way there. If there was someone in your house, you were going to show them that you weren't a damsel in distress. He was on the opposite side, hiding behind the island. He shut up, letting you hear his breathing as you opened a drawer, pulling out a knife.

“Where the fuck are you? Come out if you're that brave, fucking asshole.” You threatened as Sunghoon sneaked around the kitchen island, he took a glimpse of you, smiling at himself when he saw that you were looking at the other side. You took a step forward and he took his opportunity, getting up and standing behind you. “Where the fuck-” you couldn't finish the sentence as you felt a strong arm around your waist and a hand on your wrist, squeezing it and making you drop the knife on the counter. “Let me go!” You hit the masked man with your free hand, accidentally breaking his voice modulator as you squirmed, trying to escape from him.

“Hey- hey!” you recognized that voice, that voice that made you writhe and melt. You instantly stopped moving, recognizing his natural smell with a hint of his expensive perfume. You looked at your side, his veiny hand and slender elegant fingers along with his pretty nails, it was all familiar. “It's just me, okay?” He made you turn around, keeping his arm around your waist as his other hand pulled the mask up, letting you see his face.

“Sunghoon?” You asked, blinking a few times before you frowned, hitting his chest and shoulder. “You're an idiot, what if there was an actual creep or killer here?” You spat angrily, making him smirk.

“Did my baby girl get scared over a villain that she doesn't find scary?” He teased, making you pout.

“You know it's not the same in real life,” you said, hitting his chest once again before you sighed.

“I'm sorry my love, I just wanted some revenge for your little joke from last year.” He explained, leaning closer to press a soft kiss on your cheek.

“You're such an idiot,” you hit his biceps, making him laugh as he guided you backwards, caging you between his tall frame and the counter.

“I'm sorry angel, let me make it up to you,” he leaned forward, pressing a peck to your lips. “Let me fulfill your dirty fantasy~” he cooed, lips brushing against yours before he crashed them against yours in a passionate and steamy kiss.

You kissed him back, settling your hands on his strong chest as he pressed you against the counter, his member growing in his pants as he started grinding against you. His tongue poking at your bottom lip, quietly asking you for permission. You parted your lips, letting him slide his tongue in your mouth as your tongue found his, dancing together in a perfect rhythm.

After a good makeout session, you felt your pussy dripping with arousal as his cock was now completely hard. He bit down on your lip, tugging on it gently before he pulled away, panting as you both tried to catch your breath.

“Here's what we'll do, you're gonna go to our bedroom and wait for me,” he mumbled, his lips brushing against yours with every word.

“What if I don't want to?” You asked, smirking at him as you watched his Adam's apple going up and down. Sunghoon's hand leaving your waist as he reached the knife behind you, placing the sharp and cold blade against your neck. “Please don't kill me, Mr GhostFace~" You pout at him, “if I let you fuck my tight pussy, will you let me live, please?”

His other hand went up, tugging on the mask to pull it down again, covering his face. “I'll let you live tonight… I must warn you, I like to be rough with pretty girls like you.” He says, tilting his head. “But don't worry princess, daddy will take good care of you~” he bit his lip under the mask, the hand that gripped your waist went up to your face, three of his long digits tapping your bottom lip, you knew what he wanted. You parted your lips for him, gaze fixed on his mask as he shoved his fingers in your mouth. You quickly started sucking on them, moving your tongue around his fingers and making sure that they were covered in your spit.

Sunghoon pushed his fingers deeper into your mouth, making you choke on them as your eyes got teary. A beautiful sight if you asked him. You kept sucking on them, leaving them all nice and wet before he pulled them out of your mouth. The sharp blade left your neck as he dragged the point of the knife down your body until he reached your crotch. The boy pulled your shirt up, admiring the cute panties that you wore as he chuckled.

“Nothing but this?” he snickered, his free hand going down as well before he slid his pinky under the fabric, pulling it away from your cunt. “We don't need it~” he said, sliding the knife between the fabric and your skin. The dull part making contact with your soft skin made you whimper from its coldness before he cut the panties, repeating the same action at the other side of your underwear letting it fall on the kitchen floor.

His fingers traveled to your pussy, playing with your wet folds teasingly and making you moan. His index and middle finger circling your clit slowly as the blade went back to your throat. After a few minutes, he pushed one of his digits inside you, starting to thrust into you at a slow pace.

“F-fuck, feels so good daddy!” you moaned as Sunghoon slowed down, adding a second finger, making you clench around his digits. It doesn't matter how many times he fucked you with his fingers and his thick cock, he always prepped you, except when you acted like a brat.

“I wonder how you'll take my cock if you're already clenching like this, slut,” he teased you, shoving a third finger inside you as his pace got faster and rougher. His fingers hit your sweet spot as his thumb rubbed your clit. You moaned louder as you threw your head back, already feeling your orgasm approaching. Sunghoon knew your body, the way your legs trembled while your eyes rolled back, along with the way that your moans suddenly turned into whimpers, he knew that you were close.

He grinned under his mask, pulling his fingers out of you and earning a loud whine from you before you complained. “No, no, please, let me cum,” you begged but he only pressed the sharp blade against your throat again, making you shut up.

“You're not cumming yet,” he said, grabbing a fistful of your hair as he pushed you down to kneel on the floor, keeping the blade on your neck. “Make me cum, whore.” He ordered, opening his robe and letting you see his boxers. You licked your lips as you saw the outline of his big dick hard as a rock, a stain of precum on the fabric of his boxers, making your mouth water.

Your boyfriend tugged on your hair, pushing your face against his crotch until your face was touching the fabric, your cheek hitting the cold and sticky wet patch on his underwear as his cock twitched. He let out a groan as he felt your lips kissing his clothed shaft. You gulped, pulling away from him, shaky small hands tugging on the hem of his underwear as you pulled it down, freeing his dick.

His eyes fixed on you as he watched you through the mask. You spat on his cock, wrapping your fingers around his shaft to spread it before pumping his dick just the way he liked it. You kissed his tip, licking it teasingly and moaning at the taste of his precum before you started sucking on his tip. Your boyfriend let out a groan as he pressed the blade on your neck.

“Stop fucking teasing,” he deadpanned, you felt your pussy getting wetter at his harsh tone. You obliged, taking him deeper into your mouth, trying your best not to choke as you bobbed your head up and down. The boy threw his head back, enjoying the warmth of your mouth and how it felt around his cock as you sucked him off.

Your head going up and down faster as the boy moaned your name over and over again, thrusting into your mouth sometimes and making you choke on his cock. Tears running down your face as he starts fucking your mouth, his tip hitting the back of your throat with every thrust. His hand pulling your hair as he gets closer to his orgasm.

After a few more thrusts he groaned, pushing your head closer to his body as he came down your throat. You tried to swallow as much as you could as you kept sucking him off through his orgasm.

“Fuck, good girl~” he groaned, his voice deeper than before as he saw his cum dripping down your chin. “Pretty girls are always the messiest~” he shook his head as you pulled away from his cock, looking up at him innocently. His hand released your hair, brushing against your jawline until it reached your chin. He gathered the cum on his fingers, smearing it all over your cheeks and mouth. “So fucking pretty~” He whispered as you got up again.

“Mr Ghost Face~” you pouted, tugging on his robe as you gave him your best puppy eyes. “Can you please fuck me?” You asked him, earning a chuckle from him as he pushed you against the counter, putting the knife against your throat again, leaning closer until your face was an inch away from his.

“Is that why you sucked me off? Just because you want me to fuck you?” He snickered, shaking his head. “You're nothing but a cockslut, aren't you?”

“Yes,” you answered to his question, eagerly nodding. “I'm your cockslut, only yours, daddy.”

Sunghoon bit down on his lip, leaving the knife on the marble counter. He placed his hands on your hips, turning you around quickly and bending you over the counter, making you whine. His cock already hard as he took one of his hands down, grabbing the base of his cock as he pushed his tip inside your hole. You moaned at the stretch, trying to roll your hips back but he tightened his grasp on your hips, keeping you in place.

“Stay still or I won't let you cum.” He threatened, earning a nod from you. He smirked at your reaction, pushing the rest of his length inside you before he started thrusting in a slow pace to let you get used to his size. “Fuck, your pussy is so tight, kitten.”

You let out a moan, enjoying the way his big cock stretched you out so well. After a few thrusts, the pain was replaced by pleasure. “Faster please,” you begged him. Sunghoon obliged, picking up his pace as he grabbed your shirt, tugging on it. The kitchen was now filled with the lewd sounds that fell from your mouth and his, along with the clapping sound of his hips against your ass.

You clenched your walls around his dick, hearing him groan under the mask as he kept his pace, his dick twitching inside you.

“Fuck, I'm not gonna last too long if you keep clenching like that, bitch,” he groaned, thrusting deeper and harder into you. One of his hands moving down to your core, his thumb rubbing your clit in circular motions, making you whine as you felt your orgasm getting closer.

“Fuck, wanna cum!” You exclaimed, feeling your body trembling. “P-please let me cum! I've been so good, please!” You begged him. The boy hovered over your body before he whispered in your ear, “cum for me, slut.” As soon as he pronounced those words, you came around his cock, clenching around him as he kept pounding. Tears rolling down your face from the overstimulation.

“I'm almost there baby, just a bit more,” he kept pounding, his thrusts getting sloppier as he was reaching his high. “Fuck-” he cursed, painting your walls white as he came, emptying his balls inside you and filling you up to the brim as he slowly thrusted. Sunghoon pants, pulling out of you as he moved the mask up, kneeling on the floor before he bit down on his lip. “Holy fuck, look at that pretty pussy~” He smirked, watching his cum oozing out of your cunt.

He placed his hands on the back of your thighs, burying his face into your cunt, lapping at your folds and swallowing the mix of your arousal and his cum. You shivered from the overstimulation as your boyfriend ate you out like a starved man. He shoved his tongue into your hole, cleaning the last drop of cum and swallowing it as he moaned against your core. He got up, licking his lips as he watched your trembling legs, pulling the mask down again to cover his face.

“Already shivering, baby?” He laughed, placing his hands on your waist as he made you turn around, amazed by the image in front of him. Your face was covered in tears and cum but in his eyes you looked beautiful. You wrapped your arms around his neck, his hands went down, stopping at the back of your thighs so he could pick you up.

“That felt so good, Hoonie,” You whispered, staring at the mask in front of you. He smirked under the mask before talking. “Well, you see, kitten…” he made his way towards the bedroom, “I'm not done with you yet.” Once you were inside your shared bedroom, he put you down on your back on the soft mattress, hovering over you.

Your boyfriend ground against your core, his soft dick rubbing between your folds, making you wetter with every move as he started to get hard again. His tip nudged against your clit, making you moan as he tugged on your wrists, pinning them above your head with just one hand.

“You're gonna be a good girl and keep your hands there, am I clear?” He orders, earning a nod from you. “Use your words.” He said in a harsh tone as he sat on his knees, taking off the costume robe. He placed his hand on your hips, aligning his tip with your entrance with his other hand. “Use your fucking words.” He ordered.

“Y-yes daddy! I'll keep them there.” You mumbled with a nod. He smirked, pushing his cock inside you until he was bottoming out. “Good girl,” he whispered before thrusting into you. His thrusts were sharp and hard as he started at a slow pace just to tease you. He looked at you, your pretty face was a mess, lips parted as you moaned his name. Your boyfriend picked up his pace, groaning as your moans got louder.

After a few minutes, he moved his hands to your legs, pulling them up as your ankles rested on his shoulders. His thrusts got deeper as you rolled your eyes back at the new angle, feeling his tip kissing your cervix. His hand traveled down to your clit as he started rubbing it, making you cry as you suddenly creamed his cock without warning. Your walls clenching around his shaft as you came hard. He hovered over you as he kept pounding into you, making you whine from the overstimulation.

“Such a beautiful whore~” he said with a groan. “Listen, since you've been so good, you're allowed to touch me~” In your fucked out state, you wrapped your arms around his waist, hands resting on his strong back before you dug your nails into his skin. He moaned at the sting, rolling his hips against yours.

Sunghoon slowed down a bit, his thrusts were deep and sharp, as he watched you trying to roll your hips to fuck yourself on his cock. He gave a hard thrust to make you stop before he picked up his pace again.

“Are you close, baby?” He asked, earning a whine from you that he took as a yes, knowing that you couldn't even speak from how good he made you feel, but he also knew you were close from how you clenched at his words. “Cum with daddy then~” his thrusts getting sloppier as he approached his own high. However, he kept his pace and after a few deep thrusts, he was cumming inside you again. The warm feeling of his cum painting your walls white triggered your own orgasm as you creamed his cock. A white ring of cum appeared on the base of his cock as he kept pounding through your orgasms, your nails leaving more scratches on his back as your walls milked him dry.

Tears of pleasure rolled down your face as you tried to catch your breath. Your boyfriend took his hand up, pulling off the mask and throwing it on the floor before he took his hands to your legs, wrapping them around his waist before his body flopped on top of yours without pulling out. He kissed your cheeks softly, kissing your tears away as he rubbed your waist gently.

“My good girl~ you took me so well, baby,” he whispered against your lips before kissing you softly. “I'm so proud of you, my angel.” You smiled at his words, shutting your eyes.

“Thanks daddy~ it felt so good.” You weakly mumbled, “but I'm really tired now.” You pouted at him, earning another kiss on your lips.

“Let me run us a bath so we can go to sleep later, okay?” He tried to get up but you hugged him tighter. “Baby~ come on, we need to get cleaned up.” He tried to convince you but you shook your head, opening your eyes to look at him with your best puppy eyes.

“Can we stay here for a bit?” You asked softly, “Just want to rest in your arms now, I don't care if I'm feeling sticky.” Your hands moved from his back to his face, cupping his cheeks as you pulled him into a kiss. “Please, Hoonie,” you mumbled between kisses. The boy didn't say anything, he just kissed you back as you felt his body weight fall on you again.

Once you pulled away, he talked. “Is it just me or that was the best sex we've ever had?” He grinned at you, making you blush as you nodded. “Guess it was a very good idea to get that costume~” He teased, making you giggle as you hit his bicep playfully.

“Oh shut up, you perv,” you rolled your eyes playfully as you both laughed before he crashed his lips against yours, kissing you softly as you melted into each other's arms.

[maidflowery]

𝓕𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓪𝓯𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓷𝓾

𝐵𝓊𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓁𝓎 𝒫𝑒𝒶 𝐹𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 𝒮𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈

𝔸𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕖

1. Fortified Wager

A taste of first meeting, with a dash of slow burn. Experience how you first met the lucky gambler. With added sweeteners, boba pearls, and flower extracts.

2. Vampichurin Saga

A VillageOutcast!Reader x Master Vampire Aventurine...!

𝒮𝒶𝓀𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒶 𝒮𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈

𝕁𝕚𝕒𝕠���𝕚𝕦

Your journey with the cunning pink Foxian throughout the seasons! A taste of longing, as bitter as it was sweet.

1. Pinky Promise

You have a bad day and Jiaoqiu is there for you. But unbeknownst to you...

2. Good Night, Sweet Dream

You have a bad dream and Jiaoqiu is there for you. But at what cost?

𝒜𝒹𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝐵𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝒮𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈

𝕄𝕠𝕫𝕖

The flavor gave you a powerful kick that made you want more.

1. Just a prank

You pulled a prank on the stern Shadow Guard, not expecting how he'd react... "Do you think I'll let you escape?"

2. Save Moze!

Countless thorny vines wrapped all over his body, rendering him immobile. Some around his waist, neck, and chest even began tightening, making him gasp for breath. Just how did this happen...?

𝒟𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓉

~Comic~ It's Raining Cat and Fox!

𝘑𝘪𝘢𝘰𝘲𝘪𝘶 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦

After you saved a wounded Foxian, he became your neighbor and started cooking for you whenever he could! However, your gambler bigshot friend, who always visited you after his business trip, wasn't sure how to take that...

🍌 ⋆ 🍬 🎀 𝐸𝒩𝒥🍩𝒴 🎀 ��� ⋆ 🍌

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- He's so silly

I'm called a soul sucker for a reason.

{♡} requested

- NSFW Short story of Bottom! Jack, we suck his soul dry. RIP him trying to focus on studying, we got dick on the mind.

It's for art I swear-

{♡} requested

- Short story of Sugarboo fussing over their boy's posing and giving them kisses 'for the art'

Ride off into the sunset with me.

{♡} requested

- Short story of Sugarboo getting a bike and riding with the boy's.

Saga's after saga's

{♡} requested

- Introducing Alphonse, Auron, Finn and Charlie to epic the musical.

Beyonce Riff

{♡} requested

- HC's of Alphonse, Seth and Auron reacting to their listener doing the Beyonce riff.

Childhood Horizons Camp Counselor AU

{♡} requested

- Jack x Casper/Buddy x Charlie but as my Mootie's AU.

My Inumimi lover

{♡} requested

- HC's with Charlie, Jack and Auron for a dog version of a Neko. (which apparently is called a Inumimi?)

Dirty jokes.

{♡} requested

- HC's of telling Jack, Faust and Finn "your face is so pretty I could sit on it" jokingly

Splatoon!

{♡} requested

- PT2 HC's of the boy's playing Splatoon w Listener, this time with Finn, Jack, Charlie, and Faust

Tipsy love

{♡} requested

- Story of Sugarboo coming back from a night out and being all lovey dovey with their boys

You're related?

{♡} requested

- Story of Auron finding out Charlie and Rook are related. Bonus Casper!

Another ship name

{♡} ask

- This is cute ngl

FNF

{♡} ask

- Idea's from mootie

FNAF Au?

{♡} ask

- The way I'd be fucking devastated

The baker is scarier than the butcher

{♡} ask

- This literally is the town's slogan and I 100% support it

Grocery store love.

{♡} personal

- Yes, it's a Derek fic where he got a redemption arc

Honk honk

{♡} personal

- Squeeze the titties

More questions

{♡} personal

- What does Casper know?

Alice of Human Sacrifice

{♡} personal

- My thoughts of the yv boys being this song

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We can share!

two reactions to the rain

Sick

[aserene]

Aserene's Master Fic List

Last updated 1 September 2024; the newest works are in red. Anything posted on AO3 or FF can be found in this list, fragments and WIPs will be listed at the bottom of each section. My AO3 works are largely locked to registered users only due to AI scraping. If you need an account, please feel free to hit me up for an invite code while I have them to spare.

Fate: the Winx Saga

Why "Did it break your skin" or "Hello Bloom" has such an impact is a question I can't answer. Sorry, Not Sorry.

Regin of Dragon Series

The Smoking Incident (Silrah, pre-canon, Keggar Explanation) 

Are you my fairy Godmother? (Silrah, Ficlets, Bloom & Farah Prequel to main story) 

The Heir of Dragons (WIP, Silrah, HOTD cross over, Farah meets Rhaenys, Bloom & Farah found family) 

Sparrow, Spider this is how it had to be

Sparrow, Sparrow on the hill (Silrah, Farah-centric time travel fix it) 

Spider, spider in the tree - Tell me how it ends (Silrah, Saul-Centric time travel fix it) 

Echantix and More 

Snow (Silrah, Bloom & Farah bonding) 

Across the Sea, Soar Above (Silrah, Make Mermaids cross over) 

Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust (Silrah, Winx power swap) 

Downpour (Silrah, Power Reveal, Bloom & Farah Bonding) 

Lighting (Silrah, Skloom, Protective Farah & Saul) 

Farah and the Caturday 

Tell Tail Heart (Silrah, transformation accidents) 

Let me tell you a tail (Silrah, Bloom & Farah, transformation accidents, Bloom’s in trouble) 

Other Works 

State of Mind (Farah has trouble with her powers)

Down an unknown road to embrace my fate (Meet the family, Silrah, lost child, Selkie)

Made You Look (Silrah, fluffy)

All the Stars in Your Hair (Silrah hair braiding, slight Star Wars cross)

A Solo Guardian (Silrah, Farah & Bloom bonding, Direwolf)

A road so rough, this I know (Road trips, Silrah, Episode tag)

Prompt Fills:

HEX Gifts 

tis the damn season (meet the family/kind of, snowball fights)

And the sky is a hazy shade of winter  (Winter whump, snowball fights)

soft snow falling in a winter serenade (winter party disaster)

Reverse Big Bang 

Ferns are what it must mean to love without yearning (Farah the Fern) 

WIPS:

The Geas of It (Silrah, Skloom, accidents, Like father–like son)

The Best Days (AU Fix it, Rosalind picked the wrong parents, Silrah & Bloom)

Exile (High Court Fae take an interest in Bloom)

The Heiress (Winx reflections on how they got their magic)

Farah the Cat (WIP for Farah and the Caturday) 

Pawlp Fiction (WIP for Farah and the Caturday)

Car Crash (Silrah, baby bloom)

Saul asks Luna for a favor (silrah, Luna, protective Saul)

NCIS 

Let me save you the trouble. They’re all jibbs. 

Long Live the Queen. 

Ex Files Take Two (episode re write)

A Christmas Fairy-Tale (Episode tag, team as family)

I’ve Read all the books beside your bed (domestic fluff, secret relationship)

Bella Noche (vampires)  

One in a Billion (Halloween) 

I talked to your dad, It’s a love story, just say “yes” (meet the family, Judgement Day fix it) 

Coffeeshop Chatter (Batman won’t like this prompt, Jenny overhears the wrong thing) 

In absentia lucis, Tenebrae vincunt, Coram amore lux valet (accidental love confessions)

The Director’s Fool (April fool’s prank) 

The Cure for Hangovers and Other Aliments (Gibbs to the rescue) 

Noli timere malum, sed time heroa (Jibbslet, Kidnapping, Angst with happy ending) 

Truth in the Lies (fake marriage) 

Ask Her (tag to Knockout) 

Say Goodbye 007 (Mentions of JAG, fluff)

The Twelve Days of Christmas (Christmas fluff)

Twist of the Mind (WIP, Secret Relationship, memory alteration) 

Off the Clock (Girl talk) 

He Knocked (Episode tag) 

Haunting (Halloween Fluff)

Muscle Spasm (Gibbs whump, Jenny gives TLC)

Paris Rose (fluff & crack, lipstick) 

Only With You (undercover as married)

The Missing High Heels (Slight sequel to Only with you)

Jen, Jenny, and the Director (fuff & angst, crack treated seriously) 

The Manual (Gibbs’ Rules, Fluff, Team Dynamics) 

History Lessons (Fluffy collection of ficlets) 

Carols in the Night Series

Carols in the Night (Holiday Found Family)

February Ills (Fluffbruary Sequel to Carols in the Night)

The Easter Bunny (Easter theme)

Mother's First (Mother's day)

He didn't have to (Father's day)

Judgement Day Rewritten Series

Second Chances (Gibbs wakes up in a world where Jenny isn’t dead, yet)

From Now On (Jenny gets a second chance and learns what honesty can change) 

The Reality of Acceptance  (Gibbs follows Jenny to LA)

Expressing the Inexpressible Series 

That’s not her style (Tabloids report on Jenny) 

Goodbye Earl (Gibbs finds an interesting person in the middle of an investigation) 

Home (letters, fluff and angst)

Our Song (tooth-rotting fluff) 

Do you Remember? (orchids, hidden relationship) 

24 (WIP) 

It’s beginning to get to me (WIP) 

Anything you can do (WIP)

A little fall of rain (WIP)

Something in Red (WIP)

So Close (WIP)

Ever, Ever, After (WIP)

She’s in Love (WIP)

That’s How You Know (WIP)

One Step Closer (WIP)

WIP 

Watering Your Plants (Post Hiatus) 

The Deal (deal to have a baby) 

Now I lay me down to sleep (secret relationship) 

Xena: Warrior Princess 

So you’re saying there is a chance… 

All Fics are Xena/Ares 

Eventually, these will be rewritten and posted on AO3 

As Long as You’re Mine (post Looking Death in the Eyes) 

Reckoning the Thoughts (takes place during “The Reckoning) 

The Pendant (Aphrodite fixes Looking Death in the Eye) 

WIP 

Wrapped Around Your Finger (Post Xena coming back from Callisto) 

Black Roses Red (Hercules bashing) 

An Affair to Remember (Looking Death in the Eyes Fix It) 

House of the Dragon

WIP

Rhaenys Intervenes (Time Travel Fix-it)

Daemon and Rhaenys work together to save the House of the Dragon (Time Travel Fix-it)

Go All the Way Back (Rhaenyra and Rhaenys Time Travel)

Rhaenys Overhears (Rhaenys will make sure she is the only one with the title of the Queen Who Never Was) 

Cross Overs 

Call my name and save me from the dark (Fate, Wednesday, NCIS, I have issues okay?)

 Wishes come True, Not Free (Fate/Labyrinth) 

A Demon and A Fairy Sat Drinking (Fate/Chilling Adventures of Sabrina)

Grave Digger Redux (Bones/NCIS)

My Perfect Romance (NCIS/My Perfect Romance) 

Captain Bennett’s Christmas Catch (Christmas Catch/NCIS)

The Man with the Blue Eyes (NCIS/ CSI Miami) 

[midwestbramble]

A Witch's Halloween

"When witches go riding and black cats are seen the moon whispers 'tis near Halloween" - Unknown

Buckle in kids, this is a long one. Halloween has been my favorite holiday since I was a small child. Costumes, and ghosts, and vampires, free candy and pranks, etc. What's not to love? Here I will be going into so much detail about American Halloween and how I celebrate as a witch. I feel the history section is wholly important, but feel free to read what you want. There's a lot here.

~🍂⋆˙⊹🕸️ ˖⁺.🕯️༶ 🎃 ༶🕯️.˙⊹ 🕸️˖⁺.🍂~

Content:

History of Halloween

American Cultural Events

My Personal Practice

Conclusion

~🍂⋆˙⊹🕸️ ˖⁺.🕯️༶ 🎃 ༶🕯️.˙⊹ 🕸️˖⁺.🍂~

History of Halloween

With a quick google search many sources will state, as fact, that Halloween derives directly from the Celtic feast of the dead known as Samhain. Not exactly true. Recent studies by historians and religious scholars show Halloween is mostly derived from Catholic religious practices. So how did we get Samhain connected to Halloween?

According to Ronald Hutton, in his book "Stations of the Sun," Samhain, November 1st, marked the opening of winter in early medieval Ireland (early medieval period being 476 AD - 1000 AD) and was brought over to Scotland around the same period by Irish immigrants. We don't actually know very much about the celebrations, due to the druids being notorious for being an oral teaching only. Those who did write about the celebrations of the druids and pre-christian Celtic peoples had the goal of wiping them out in favor of their own cultural and religious traditions. Later writings of the Celtic sagas were created well after Christianity had taken hold in Ireland, Scotland and Cymru (aka Wales; Samhain called Calan Gaeaf in Cymraeg); and how Samhain is celebrated is decidedly left out of these stories.

What we can truly find about Samhain comes from the early modern period (1500-1700) on in certain districts of Scotland and Cymru (note this is not all over Celtic countries). Bonfires were lit to keep away spirits and witches, each area with a different tradition as to what happened with the bonfire. The belief that "spirits were abroad, and churchyards, stiles, and crossroads should be avoided" as they tended to gather there, were also held in these areas as well as in Ireland and the Shetland Islands (which was predominately colonized by the Norse). Otherwise, the majority of the celebration was taking stock of what you had before the winter.

The idea of celebrating the dead was in the Christian mindset by the mid fourth century in the Mediterranean honoring those who had been martyred by pagan emperors. According to the Carmina Nisibena this was held in May. Divergent practices began to pop up in the fifth century with some being held Easter week or the Sunday after Pentecost. By 800, churches in England and Germany were celebrating All Saints on November 1st. Since the two countries were in contact, we can trace this celebration time being adopted by the English from the Germans. Those in Ireland were celebrating around April, as noted in Felir of Oengus and the Martyrology of Tallaght. It has been lost to record why Northern Europe decided on November 1st, however it did end up getting adopted as the official time of All Saint's by Rome.

A celebration for all deceased Christians was started in February 998 by Odilo, abbot of Cluny (a monastery). Eventually this was adopted by other networks in the church and gradually moved to November 2nd becoming the Catholic All Soul's Day. This, to me, seems like an intuitive move as Saint's are seen as religious ancestors in heaven who could work in favor of those in purgatory or hell. These two days soon became known as Hallowtide in England.

It was ultimately James Frazer, in his 1890 book The Golden Bough, who insisted that Halloween was plopped on top of pagan Samhain and taken whole cloth. The scholarship of this book is simply guess work with no actual sourcing for Frazer's claims. He even admits, before throwing out this admission, that his work on Samhain is tenuous at best. But the early neo-pagan movement (mainly Wicca and neo-Druidism) used this book as one of it's base points which cemented this idea in the publics mind.

The Irish Potato Famine of 1845 (which was more of a genocide) lead many Irishmen to immigrate to North America for a better chance at survival. Just as the immigrants before and after them, they brought their traditions with them; and along came Halloween. These newly Irish-Americans found new ways of celebrating their traditions; such as using pumpkins instead of turnips for Jack-o-Lanterns, hosting the first Halloween Ball in New York in 1893, storytellers regaling audiences with tellings of "legendary dreams of Old Ireland." The traditions truly caught on when Americans heard of Queen Victoria partaking in the celebrations in a Scottish castle.

It wouldn't be long before Americans would be seeing newspaper articles detailing the mischief of children on Halloween night; they would steal garden gates and burn them in the street, throw rotted vegetables at homes, among other unwanted tricks. Costumes came along with the Irish immigrants, trying to trick those spirits who would do harm. So a natural progression to keep the kids out of trouble was trick-or-treating for the youngsters and Halloween parties for the teens. If you don't give a treat when they stop by your door, you can expect a trick played on your house.

More information on Halloween and it's history can be found in the references below. There's more to be heard with evangelical and puritan opposition, the first Halloween party ideas in America, and more.

~🍂⋆˙⊹🕸️ ˖⁺.🕯️༶ 🎃 ༶🕯️.˙⊹ 🕸️˖⁺.🍂~

American Cultural Events

Because I'm American (cue bald eagle scream), Halloween may look different for me than other places in the world. I want to lay out some common traditions you'll find for the average American here so that my personal practices will make a little more sense for those unfamiliar.

Decorations How many decorations you'll find will depend on if you have lots of young families with kids or older people (mine's the latter). I have fond memories of my childhood neighborhood having every house decorated to the nines, even one neighbor creating a haunted house in their garage for the night. People still go all out today, though not quite to that extent in my area at least. Some common themes are graveyards with zombies and skeletons breaking free, the stereotypical witches house with cauldrons brewing and cackling soundtracks, ghosts flitting about trees and porches with skeletons on guard, giant spiderwebs with victims caught inside. Sometimes people will even use themselves as decorations to surprise unwitting trick-or-treaters.

Jack-O-Lanterns A hold over from the Irish immigrants, we still carve pumpkins into gastly faces today... though I think they're more cutesy than ghastly. The pumpkins today are still said to ward off wandering spirits. Though it's not just the faces you'll find but common Halloween imagery such as black cats, witches flying past a moon, bats, ghosts, as well as popular characters from Marvel, DC, Paw Patrol, and others.

Costumes Another hold over from Irish immigrants is the donning of costumes. Many of the older kids still dress as monsters and ghosts for Halloween night, and many schools allow students to come to class in costume. Some even have costume contests. Smaller children tend to dress as their favorite superhero or princess or similar. I think its to help them feel brave among the older kids' scary costumes. A lot of people will just buy these at local stores or Spirit Halloween (the pop up Halloween store that disappears November 1st), but some still make their own and you can find many patterns at the fabric stores featuring Halloween costumes.

Trick or Treat Ah yes the time of the night (around 6 or 7 depending on your area) when children in costumes come to your dare threatening you with pranks unless given treats. Most kids trick-or-treating won't actually prank the houses, most who don't give out candy will just have lights off and no decorations. Even houses that run out of candy will turn their lights off to signal they're done for the night. Before candy companies made an effort to get people to buy their stash from them, people would make homemade treats. Popcorn balls, candied apples, fruits and nuts, and cookies were common in North America before 1930. And my grandmother stuck to that. When my mom was a kid, she would have to perform a trick to get the treat. Now we're back to the, give me your candy or I'll egg your house.

Pranks Kids still prank. Usually these are middle school to high school age kids who are a bit too old to be trick-or-treating. Houses that usually get hit are either people they like, people they don't like, or principles and teachers. In my experience. No one is taking the gates off the garden fence and burning them anymore (kids have no gumption these days), but you will find a car saran wrapped, houses egged or tp-ed (when toilet paper gets thrown over the house and yard like streamers), or underwear hung on a flagpole if you have one. Whos underwear? Hard to say.

Haunted House/Corn Maze Haunted houses and, where I'm from, haunted corn mazes are staples of the Halloween experience. Some are seasonal businesses while others raise money for different charities. Haunted houses can be found in abandoned buildings, school buildings that are raising money for the school district, forests where they're set up near the end of September and torn down November 1st, malls with empty store fronts, and more. These can be your typical haunted house with ghosts and vampires, others are more slasher themed, and some specifically focus on zombies. They tend to be maze like on the inside, keeping the participants on their toes and adrenaline pumping. Scare actors will jump out, follow participants, or even have rooms where they act out scenes. Haunted corn mazes are the same but no specific rooms, their in mazes that have been carved out of corn fields by farmers, and sometimes don't have actors but unexpected character decorations; such as demonic scarecrows and headless horsemen.

Parties Halloween parties are still held for teens and adults alike. Thought usually separately. Many have activities such as bobbing for apples. Teens will sometimes play with ouija boards, play ghost in the graveyard (or maybe that was just my friends because kids did this too), watching scary movies, Halloween themed food and drinks, and the like. Usually a Halloween party for teens also includes a trip to a haunted house if its a small group. Adults will have drinking games, costume contests, maybe a murder mystery, and scary movies depending on how many guests they expect to have. Halloween balls are sometimes put on by towns as well that require a costume.

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My Personal Practice

I grew up Catholic and I also have some Irish ancestry. Halloween has always been part cultural holiday reveling in all things scary, and a celebration of the dead for my family. It is so important to me that in a society where we are more comfortable turning away from anything that makes us uncomfortable, including death, that we have a time of year where it is accepted and encouraged to embrace those things that go bump in the night and face what scares us. As a witch, this is the one time of year I feel like I can take off the mask and present myself and my practice to people. I dress as the stereotypical witch, with the hat, the black dress, and the broom, and go to work where people love it. So here's the celebration from my view.

Throughout October I work with my kids to decorate the house (they get to choose the theme) and carve jack-o-lanterns. I use this opportunity to talk to them about the legends surrounding the jack-o-lantern (Stingy Jack and how they help keep unwanted spirits away) and the other creatures that we put up. We talk about death and the dead and spirits living on after the body stops moving. They're still pretty little (my oldest is four) so it's a simple conversation with age appropriate stories, but he loves the creepy and scary.

I enjoy making my children's costumes, and this year it was requested that the Transformers costume actually transform... what have I gotten myself into? He's going to have a trick for the treat-or-treating apparently. When the kids go door to door and given candy, it reminds me of giving offerings to the spirits, and any tricks the comeuppance of the lack of generosity. So after trick-or-treating, I do hold a ritual to the spirits as this time of year the veil begins to thin. More spirits will be making an appearance as the nights grow longer, and though I work with spirits all year long, their presence tends to be stronger during the coming season.

Sometimes this ritual involves creating a mask or costume, if I have the time, and becoming something or someone else. Shapeshifting in spirit flight through the donning of the costume to fly free and walk among the spirits themselves once the reveling has ended. This idea was inspired by Saoirse Graves YouTube channel. She no longer has the video that inspired me, unfortunately. I usually make pumpkin bread (from the pumpkins from my garden), roasted pumpkin seeds from the jack-o-lanterns, and traditional Halloween treats for the family and as offerings to the spirits. Kids get candy bars, I'm not making that much.

Either the day of or the closest weekend, I will head out to the cemetery and leave small offerings, such as rose petals, or read out the names on the headstones. I work with my own blood ancestors year round, this is a good time for me to pay special attention to the ancestors of the land. If I can get the chance I will make the trek to local native burial grounds and learn more about them, though I try not to step on any toes.

As an adult with small kids, this is what I can do right now. As they get older, I'll be able to participate in more Halloween events because it won't scare them as much if I have to take them along.

~🍂⋆˙⊹🕸️ ˖⁺.🕯️༶ 🎃 ༶🕯️.˙⊹ 🕸️˖⁺.🍂~

Conclusion

Halloween is very special to me, but I don't want to make this conclusion too long. The post is long enough. Let me know what you plan to do for Halloween, or if you celebrate Samhain. Are there cultural holidays you have incorporated into your craft? I'd love to hear from everyone!

References:

How Death Disappeared from Halloween

Halloween

Unmasking Halloween by Anna Howington

Stations of the Sun by Ronald Hutton

The Golden Bough by James Frazer

[whitecookie365]

So… I’m kind of nervous to share my very first fanfic with y’all because I know fanfics can attract a lot of criticism. But I’m a newbie writer, just trying to improve my storytelling and grammar before diving into an original work. That’s why I started with this fanfic, a little passion project to help me find my flow.

So the title of the fanfic is "New Life New Saga" it’s about a guy who finds himself transported into the world of Summertime Saga—a game he used to play years ago. Now, he’s exploring this strangely familiar place, trying to figure out what’s real, what’s changed, and how he fits into it all.

Here's the chapter 1:

Chapter 1: Where Am I?

"Meow... Meow... Meow..."

A cat's meowing echoed near his ears, dragging him reluctantly out of sleep. Groggily, he opened his eyes, only to be blinded by harsh sunlight.

"Why is it so bright?" he muttered to himself, squinting against the glare. His hands instinctively shielded his eyes, trying to adjust to the intensity. Slowly, his vision cleared, and he sat up.

“What the heck is going on?”

His first thought was pure confusion. He was outside. But why? As he rubbed his eyes and fully woke up, he looked around. The scene surrounding him was unfamiliar—barren trees stood in the distance, and several weathered stones slabs were planted in the ground.

He was lying on grass, his fingers digging into the grass beneath him. It felt cool and prickly, far from the comfort of his bed. His gaze wandered over the stones, and his stomach sank when he realized they were tombstones—this was a graveyard.

A graveyard?

Confusion washed over him like a cold wave. He had no memory of going near a graveyard, let alone sleeping in one.

His mind scrambled to piece together what was happening.

Just as he was trying to piece together what had happened, another question surfaced: “Why am I speaking in English?” The words flowed out naturally, with a fluency that startled him. He hadn’t spoken English like this in years.

Panic briefly washed over him as he switched to other languages, including his mother tongue. Relief settled in—he could still speak them. But there was something strange. His voice—smoother and deeper now—felt oddly charming, even to his own ears. And though he could still speak his old languages, English had somehow become his primary one.

“Is this some kind of prank?” He glanced around, frowning, trying to make sense of it all. His thoughts were interrupted by a soft, insistent meow.

Looking down, he saw a small black cat seated beside him, casually licking its paws.

“Eh? A cat?”

The cat looked up at him, its striking blue eyes locking with his. For a moment, they just stared at each other. The cat meowed again, and though the sound was ordinary, Mark suddenly understood. Not the words, but the feelings.

The cat wasn’t just making noise—it had been trying to wake him up, to check on him. He could feel the worry emanating from it, almost like a whisper in the back of his mind.

“You woke me up because you were… concerned?”

He asked, half-joking, still groggy. To his utter shock, the cat nodded. Not a subtle, maybe-I-imagined-it nod, but a slow, deliberate gesture that made his mouth go dry.

He blinked once. Twice.

"You’ve got to be kidding me."

The cat meowed again, clearly not kidding.

A chill ran down his spine. “What is going on?” he muttered under his breath.

He rubbed his head, baffled. Not only was he waking up in a graveyard speaking perfect English, but now he could somehow understand the feelings of a cat. “This keeps getting weirder.”

The cat pawed at his thigh, gently nudging him. Mark felt another wave of sensation—an itch behind the ears, a desire for attention.

He could feel what the cat was thinking. He wasn’t hearing it talk, but the emotions, the intent, were clear to him. As if he could read its thoughts, but only through feeling.

“You want me to scratch that itch behind your ears?” he asked.

The cat nodded again, meowing happily, as if the human had perfectly understood its intent.

He blinked in disbelief. Why could he suddenly understand a cat’s feelings? None of this made sense. He shook his head, trying to brush off the growing feeling that he was losing his mind.

With a resigned sigh, he reached down and scratched behind the cat’s ears The cat purred even louder, curling into his lap like a creature completely at ease with him.

*Prrrr...*

For several minutes, he let the rhythmic sound of the purring fill the silence, then decided to check himself over. Something felt... off. His arms were larger, more muscular, and his skin looked paler than before. His clothes were different too. He was wearing a white t-shirt under a black leather jacket, paired with denim pants. None of these were the clothes he had worn to bed the night before.

“What the hell...?”

Turning to the side, His gaze fell on a black guitar case lying next to him, a large brown envelope resting on top.

Curiosity overcame him, and he reached for the envelope, opening it cautiously. Inside, there were several documents. He flipped through them—certifications, diplomas, identification papers—all under one name: Mark Castle.

His brow furrowed. Mark—that was definitely his name. But Castle?

“That’s not my last name…” he muttered, flipping through the papers again to make sure he hadn’t missed something. But there it was, printed clearly on every document—Mark Castle.

Before he could dwell on it, a smaller, black letter slipped from the envelope. Unlike the rest, it had a golden wax seal with an odd cookie-like stamp. He hesitated, but curiosity got the better of him. He broke the seal and unfolded the letter.

.................................

Dear Mark,

If you’re reading this, it means you’ve safely arrived in this world and have already seen the letter. Forgive me for bringing you here without your consent or warning—it was part of the plan. I’ve left you some items that you may need for your journey.

The world you find yourself in will seem familiar, like something you've known before. But be warned, it may not be exactly as you remember. There will be differences, and it is up to you to uncover them all.

Also I have given you a very wonderful gift, and if you are wondering what it is, it is a surprise for you to find out. And please be cautious and act wisely out there as you are not invulnerable, and you can still die. That is all, and have a good journey.

Sincerely Yours,

White Cookie

..................................

The moment he finished reading, the letter disintegrated into ashes, carried away by the wind. He sat there, stunned, watching as the last remnants disappeared.

“A gift?” he murmured. That had to be connected to everything he was experiencing—the change in his language, his appearance, the fact that he could understand the cat's feelings.

He glanced down at the black cat now curled contentedly in his lap. A small smile tugged at his lips as he lightly stroked its fur again. Maybe the gift had something to do with how he could understand the cat’s feelings, how he could sense things differently.

He thought back to the fantasy novels he had read in his old life, the ones where protagonists were transported to other worlds with cheat-like abilities.

“System? Status? Inventory?” he asked the air, half-jokingly.

Silence followed. No robotic voice, no holographic panels. Only the soft purring of the cat and the rustling of dead leaves in the graveyard.

He waited. The wind rustled through the graveyard, but nothing happened.

“Am I doing it wrong?”

He stood there awkwardly, glancing around, waiting for some sign of power. But the only sound was his own voice echoing back at him.

“So... I’ve been transmigrated to another world, and I don’t even get a system? Just my luck.”

He sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. Whatever this "gift" was, it didn’t seem to be something he could activate on command.

Still, the gift must have had something to do with him—something within. Until it revealed itself, he was just a man named Mark… Castle

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[kai-lockman]

Dream SMP loreIf you need a recap if what happened to where I am now here you go Starting with the disc war or saga idc started before tommy joined the server. Ponk had decided to prank sapnap and mess with his house, because of this sapnap burned down one of ponk's many lemon trees, only for the fire to kill sapnap in the process. (this is going to be awhile)Because of this ponk gained support from alyssa to get revenge on sapnap. When tubbo and tommy joined the server tubbo had tried to rebuild ponks lemon tree, he ended up quitting after running out of resources, alyssa had messaged him to come to her house because she had found a sign saying that he had stolen one of her diamonds. However, since tubbo proved that it wasn't him (Using the achievement you get from collecting a diamond for the first time.) Ponk then thought it was tommy who had taken the diamond . Ponk and alyssa then went to confront sapnap with tubbo following behind, when they arrived sapnap began chasing them with higher level gear. Ponk then noticed that sapnap had a

netherite chestplate but at the time only tommy had one and he probably stole it from him. Sapnap asked for an apology from ponk but he wouldn't wanting an apology from sapnap for burning down his lemon tree. As there conflict continued sapnap house was eventually burned down by ponk and alyssa, tubbo tried fixing it exclaming that nothing on this server was sacred to anyone. Soon after punz logged on asking what happened, after getting an explanation punz said that he was on the side of justice and he would not choose a side. Sapnap announced in the middle of it all no one could touch punz or tubbo. Not long after tommy logged on already mad that someone messed with his base sapnap said he was willing to give back the chestplate if he help him in fighting ponk and alyssa, tommy asked for his stuff back again saying he will only make a deal if he gave the stuff back and sapnap agreed Sapnap then explains that he took tommys stuff to ensure victory against ponk and alyssa and asked him to pick a side, tommy said he didn't want to team with ponk or

alyssa so he agreed to help sapnap after he was set on fire by alyssa Once tommy accepted sapnap said to prepare for a fight, completely unprepared tommy jumped into the battle and got immediately killed by alyssa and tommy demanded his stuff back and

succeeded.During the battle (I put durin and I start thinking of some else entirely) dream logged onto the server in order to stop the fighting they bareilly cared and continued anyway. Sapnap and Tommy decided to kill Dream, easily winning because he was in iron armor During the battle (I put durin and I start

thinking of some else entirely) dream logged onto the server in order to stop the fighting they barely cared and continued anyway. Sapnap and tommy decided to kill dream easily winning because he was in iron armor While tommy was bragging about killing dream, dream had stollen tommy's most prized possession the discs cat and mellohi (Gee I wonder if this is

important)When tommy found out he began to negotiate with dream for them back who simply asked for an apology, sapnap took the time to steal one of the discs giving the to tommy to hide it. Having another battle with dream both discs ended up in dreams possession he then went to go hide them on screen.(note I messed up tommy was the one who hide the discs not dream)Still angry because he was beaten by tommy, dream had carved out all of the

land underneath tommy's house for the discs.Even though tommy had hidden his screen to hide the discs he forgot to turn off sounds and dream used them to find the discs, dream kept the discs even threatened to burn them telling tommy that he won't give them back unless he got his netherite chestplate.After a short confrontation dream ended up killing tommy and tubbo twice forcing them to quit.Once again after some shenanigans with wilbur and a pizza hut date dream began to play tommys music discs in front of him to taunt in a tough battle battle on punzs front yard after going back and forth with the discs finally tommy gave the disc to tubbo he heard the item pick up sound and combat logged to protect himself. They then found out he picked up the wrong item and the disc was still in dream's hands. Soon dream got bored and started burning fake discs in front of them to try and get a reaction It worked and tommy agreed to trade both faked the items all them logged out without what they wanted.Tommy tired of waiting for something to help him get his discs back he went to get tubbo from the socializing club (I don't feel like explaining this so like i'll do it later) because tubbo had prior knowledge about glitches in the game the used a composter glitch which allowed them to see underground. They found it near tommys base in the mountainside, however tommys discs were nowhere to be found so they stole Dream's stack of diamonds instead. After not finding the discs tommy accused punz of finding it first, punz was mad because he they had a "fortnite build battle" on his front lawn and stole 3 golden apples dream logged on quickly logged on after that, tommy then forgot what he was doing and went to go confront dream. He wanted to trade the stack of diamonds for his discs back but dream wanted his chestplate back (netherite to be exact) Tommy gave up trying to scam dream because dream promised that he could have the diamonds and the discs if he gave the chestplate, tommy agreed and gave the chestplate over. Then Tommy realized that dream wouldn't stop so easily and needed an enderchest. In order to make an enderchest tommy would need blaze rods an ender pearl and obsidian He had asked fundy but fundy refused because of the

socializing club thing Tommy then went to punz to get them and punz agreed as long as he gave him an

apple so he went to the nearest tree to get one, punz was disappointed expecting a golden one but helped

anyway giving him blaze powder and ender pearls. He went to mine obsidian with dream close behind

managing to mine 7 out of 8 he needed, tubbo tried to distract dream. Tubbo then remembers he had extra obsidian in a chest back at his base. The two met as Tommy completed the ender chest and managed to save all his things before dream killed him. (L’manburg

stuff l'manburg was a faction created by wilbur soot Dream did not like this though and started the war "dream team vs l'manburg" For l'manburgs

independence tommy gave up both the discs, also I actually don't know why he didn't like it. and that is

were we are right now in the disc war For awhile nothing eventful happened that was until skeppy joined the server and got possession of spirits leather (Spirit is dreams dead horse btw) While skeppy was

rushing to an ender chest he was blown up and died when going to get them back he was interrogated by tubbo and tommy but managed to secure spirits

leather Soon dream found out about spirts leather and offered to kill tommy and tubbo for it, skeppy didn't

agree to that and the tried other negotiations. Skeppy asked for both of tommys discs in return for the leather but Dream said they were too valuable for that. Then tommy came in saying that he didn't want the

discs to be seperated, dream agreed to let skeppy and tommy come to an agreement and tommy tried to blackmail him over some tweets he made but it didn'

t work (I'm pretty sure that tommy ended up getting #cancelskeppy in trending on twitter as well) Finally dream met up with skeppy while tommy and tubbo

watched from the outside, dream offered one of the discs for the leather while tommy and tubbo were

offering netherite armor. Even though Skeppy wanted both he chose the disc Cat Continuing on he secured the disc Cat in his ender chest but Tommy and tubbo not knowing this killed him anyway. On a trip back

from tommys summer home tommy accidentally ran over an afk (Away from keyboard) dream killing him giving tommy the time to steal all of dream's stuff.

Tubbo and tommy believed that they might be able to get the disc back from skeppy and dream since the

were both on the server at the time both of them didn't want to give them the discs back, tommy and

tubbo then went on to kill skeppy and dream with the higher power gear. Dream then went on to say that he

didn't care for his armor enough to trade for it because he could always just get it back. Wilbur then joins and tries to convince tommy to give it back on

behalf of l'manburg, tubbo and tommy decided not to

which resulted in dream killing tommys horse and tommy killing dream, tommy then went on to try and trade with skeppy but skeppy didn't want to. Wilbur

then joins and tries to convince tommy to give it back on behalf of l'manburg, tubbo and tommy decided not to which resulted in dream killing tommys horse and

tommy killing dream, tommy then went on to try and trade with skeppy but skeppy didn't want to. The only problem was that dreams sword was still missing,

tommy then attempted to trade with skeppy, but skeppy refused and it was at this time that dream

realized that his sword was missing and threatened henry fot it back (Henry is tommy's cow) tommy didn't

have it and would give dream his own sword shank in return After clearing everything up with dream tommy tried to trade with skeppy but skeppy was now

demanding 5 sets of netherite armor for it (Why does he need 5 nvm) Tommy considered killing skeppy because his chat was telling him that skeppy had dream sword. But dream made the mistake of

showing tommy that he had the disc on him Sapnap had decided to help tommy for payment, they agreed to attack dream when he was least expecting it.

Tommy tried to lure dream into his base with a promise of the leather for free, dream then tried to lie

saying he didn't have the disc on him but tommy didn't believe him. Dream then tried to put it into a enderchest while tubbo tried to break any enderchests nearby. Sapnap and tommy fended

dream of, they then stay in tommy's summer home waiting for dream.The four fought for the disc but

when sapnap killed dream he noticed dream didn't have the disc on him, sapnap decided not to give

tommy dreams stuff betraying him againDream then killed tommy and tubbo.Taking tubbos netherite

armor, he then tried to trade the armor for the leather + a lifetime immunity pass for henry but tommy

refused. Tommy and dream then agreed for temporary peace It was then that tubbo said that he had dreams sword shank all along meaning tubbo and tommy

could gain the upper hand Once again everythings peaceful until sapnap accidentally killed nikis fox fungi and killed one of tommys cows harold and almost

killed henry. Both tommy and niki knew about this and were mad, tommy then went to break all of the

widows in sapnaps basement. Niki told Tommy that sapnaps most prized possession was his fish beckerson and mars and in an act of vengeance captured beckerson while letting mars free by

accident. When regrouping in tubbos base he found out the mars was sapnaps fish and beckerson was georges and while he wasn't able to get in contact

with george or sapnap and technically wasn't able to get in contact with dream but he did almost leak

dreams phone number to 40,000 people which got dreams attention It turns out mars and beckerson

meant a lot to dream (gee I wonder why) and tommy would be able to use it to get a disc back but dream thought it was a good Idea to go and play it infront of

tubbo and tommy they ended up taking it and putting it into an ender chest to find out it was a fake. Tommy asked tubbo to become "Big law" his lawyer persona

to wager a court case against dream but dream didn't show up and was running around the server. Tommy

was told by his chat that he might want to go see his summer home only to find out that dream had taken henry and tommy's llama, he told him that in

exchange for spirts leather and the fish head give tommy the disc back. They tried to scam him (Tommy and jack manifold if you're wondering) but the achievement from jack manifold ruined iTommy then tried to scam dream again making a fake spirit by

having jack drop it into a community chest, dream got the fake unsure if it was real or not. Tommy then hid the real spirit under his house (He did turn of the video and muting the stream this time) Dream the gave

tommy the "final deal" he could have his pets, the disc (reminder the other disc is with skeppy rn) and tubbos bee boxes (when did he get these???) back in

exchange for beckerson and mars, the real spirit and dreams sword (shank) although at the time dream

though he had the real spirit because when he looked in tommy's enderchest it wasn't there. The two made the trade, Tommy waited for Dream to log off to

celebrate in case Dream killed his pets. Dream saw this however and logged back on.

What.....

[delightfulpiratesheep]

Ordinary: Shit Saga [pt. II]

Before I continue telling you the [now titled] Ordinary: Shit Saga, I will rewind a little bit. Actually, I will rewind to the beginning of that day, to right after I woke up. This will provide more context to the story. When I opened my eyes, the room was still dark and I could hear the faint sound of the shower in the bathroom. It was 7 am, but the blackout blinds were still closed. My husband also had to cat-sit for a friend from work, but his gig was up earlier than mine. I figured I could wait for him to finish his shower to get up. I lazily wanted to prolong the soft warmth of my bed just a little longer.

I heard him turn the shower off, sat up on my bed and stretched my arms very high. I felt my muscles tense up and filled my lungs with a deep breath. It was time to start the day. I made the bed and when my husband finaly came out I was sitting on bed. I kissed him goodbye and proceeded to go through the digital motions: open the Times, briefly scroll through the screen to see if something catastrophic had occurred in the world overnight.

Thankfully, not that day. It could have been a great day. But no. It was just a midly inconvenient kind of day. Interesting world we live in that the first thought I have as I open the newspaper is “what catastrophe has happened today?” Of course I was thinking of a *new* catastrophe as there’s always something catastrophic going on. No new catastrophe, I tap the little “play” button at the top of the screen--it’s Wordle time!

I try a random word first: Trash. The game tells me the R and the A are correct and in the right place. Shit, I know way too many words with R and A in those places: prank, frank, wrath… I go with frail. Frail. FRAIL! Why? Anyway, I then try prank and brace until I finally guess grace correctly. Do you mean something by that NYT? Is it because today is December 24?

Finally, at 8am I got up because I was thirsty. But first, I went to the bathroom for the first relief of the day. My bladder was so full that I could feel the lower part of my belly deflating. Now I can really feel my dry mouth begging for a drop of water. I also need coffee.

[dandunn]

THE SAGA CONTINUES!

"Pleeeeease Pops?" Lupin begs, with big wet cow eyes and his clasped hands drawn up to his face in supplication.

"Babysit, did you say babysit?" Zenigata repeats the words. It occurs to him that Lupin has tens, maybe hundreds of illegitimate Lupin the Fourths running around, but this is the first time he's ever heard the thief acknowledge that.

Probably something he doesn't like to think about. Zenigata thinks, Think of how much unpaid child support he must have accrued over the years!

"Yeah you heard me right. It's just for a few days. I have uh… something I need to do and they're too helpless to do anything. They can't even drive! Believe me I checked-"

Zenigata blinks, then scowls and tugs his handcuffs out, "you're under arrest Lupin, AND I'm calling child support!"

"NO WAIT!" Lupin's hands fly up as one half of the cuffs fly out and snap around his wrist, "will you just come with me? I promise it'll make sense in a moment."

If he were anyone else, Zenigata would beat him to a pulp (and he probably should because he's not anyone else) but he humours him this time and follows him up to his apartment.

And to his annoyance it does. It instantly makes sense.

As soon as Lupin walks in, he points angrily at a little boy with a shaggy mess of black hair and an oversized hat on his head. "JIGEN! NO! That's dirty, spit that out!"

Lupin leaps over the couch, lunging to stop the little boy from shoving a cigarette butt between his lips. The boy hisses like a feral cat and ducks out of his reach, the dogend in his mouth and several more shoved under his hat.

Zenigata watches them run circles around the couch with his jaw hanging open.

Jigen. As in Jigen? Lupin's Jigen? The scrawny, surly, chain smoking, hard drinking adult man?!

He's so…. Adorable! Zenigata thinks, a tear springing to his eye as he watches Lupin tackle the boy to the ground and pick him up. He plucks the crumpled cigarette out of the- out of Jigen's mouth.

Up close it's unmistakable. The shaggy hair, the hat and especially the grin on his dumb little face as he waves up at Zenigata from Lupin's arms.

"This is a prank, right?" Zenigata says, as Jigen's chubby arm waves ecstatically back and forth.

"I swear it's true Pops!" He grabs Jigen's hat off of his head to shake out the contraband, "Jigen, c'mon. Say something only you would say."

"Go away old man! I hate you!" Jigen wails, wiggling around in Lupin's arms and trying to escape.

Just then, Zenigata feels a tug on his trenchcoat and looks down to see a solemn little face looking up at him. Hair curled neatly by his ears, a katana under his arm. 

Right. Lupin said they. 

Goemon's eyes are scary even as a little child, the cute Kamen Rider T-shirt doing little to take away the idea of the tiny little boy slicing him up despite his size.

"I wish it was, Pops." Lupin says, out of breath as he absently shoves Jigen into his arms, "Keep an eye on them, please? I won't be long. And please make sure Jigen doesn't smoke. I tried to get him to tell me where his secret whiskey stash is but…. you know how kids are."

Jigen pulls down an eyelid and sticks his tongue out at Lupin with a 'bleeeeeh!' 

"I need to figure out a way to sneak them back into the lab so I can change them back but we're being watched and they can't protect themselves." Lupin continues.

"Hey now I haven't agreed to this yet!"

But Lupin is already walking out of the door, Zenigata's cuffs detached and once more safe in his pocket. "I'll be as quick as I can, Pops! Promise!"

The door slams shut. Zenigata stares at the tiny child in his arms. So light and fragile. "Seriously, Jigen? How'd you get into a mess like this?"

Jigen blows a raspberry in his face and knocks his hat off of his head before leaping out of his arms. The most maniacal chuckle Zenigata has ever heard from a child comes out of the boy as he runs off.

As Zenigata wipes the six year old spit off his face, he mutters morosely to himself, "This is gonna suck."

Oohh these prompt writings are so fun to read, how about this for a prompt... de-aged Lupin and the gang (with/without Zenigata)

I was going to skip this ask honestly because I thought it wasn't my kind of thing but I did it and ended up being surprised. Uh. Also this is only part 1. Enjoy???

Lupin is losing his shit. As in 'holding in his sides trying not to die' laughing. It's the funniest thing he's ever seen.

"CAN IT SHIT FOR BRAINS! IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Jigen bellows, the insult would be as intimidating as the throaty roar of a lion in any normal situation. But this isn't a normal situation. It comes out as the high-pitched squeak of a kitten.

Because Jigen is six years old. And adorable!

Jigen's protests only cause a fresh lunatic howl of laughter to burst out of Lupin. He wipes tears off of his face, dabbing his cheeks with the sleeve of his pink jacket. Little Jigen stamps his foot and pouts. His hat is too big for his head now and keeps sliding off.

"Oh I'm gonna die!" Lupin says breathlessly, "Where's Goemon? Did he get hit too?"

From out behind the hefty piece of machinery comes the most shell-shocked little boy Lupin has ever seen, his robes wrapped around himself like a blanket and his now far too big sword dragging behind him.

"Ohh." Lupin coos, his eyes filling with tears again. 

"Cease." Baby Goemon murmurs, his chubby cheeks turning red. "Do not say what I think you are going to say."

Lupin can't help himself. His face twists up in an effort to hold his squeal back, but it's too late, "You're so…. Cuuuuuute!"

Goemon attempts to draw his sword, but his arms aren't long enough and it catches halfway in its sheath. His feet get tangled in his robes and he falls on his ass.

Both of his partners turned children stare up at him.

Why'd it have to be me that gets stuck as the only adult here? Lupin thinks, I'm not exactly a role model!

"This is gonna be a problem if we get attacked." Lupin says, scratching the back of his neck, "Unless the guys who made this machine have a weakness for being kicked in the shins."

"Lupin when I get back to normal I am going to kill you!" Little Jigen meows again, struggling to pick up his combat magnum with his tiny hands. "How do we change back?! The controls on the machine-?"

"Do you really want me to go messing around with unknown technology, what if I press the wrong button and you both end up eighty years old?"

"Point."

Unfortunately for Jigen and Goemon someone else makes the decision for them.

They start being shot at.

"No time to figure it out, off we go!" Lupin cries as he scoops up both of his partners and bolts. Jigen tries to cover Lupin's back as he dangles under one of his arms, the knockback so severe with his underdeveloped muscles that the entire gun almost flies back and knocks him upside the head. 

This isn't good. 

They barely get out of the laboratories in one piece, and Lupin's arms are not built for carrying two deadly little children at once. He's wheezing and has had to dodge more than a couple of bullets by the time they escape.

Back at the hideout, Lupin drops the two kids before heading out to buy them some clothes (making them promise not to use the stove or stick forks in electrical sockets until he gets back. Jigen throws an ashtray at him but it falls short).

Once they aren't drowning in their adult clothes anymore they all sit down to take stock. 

Unfortunately tailored suits and kimono robes for six year olds aren't easy to find, so Jigen gets a shirt with a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and Goemon gets Kamen Rider.

Lupin couldn't find a miniature borsalino either, so Jigen gets to keep his ludicrously oversized hat. The sight of it keeps making Lupin snicker so much he can barely stand to look at his poor gunman.

"So, what happened, what was it like?" Lupin says, enjoying this a bit too much despite how grumpy his partners are.

"You mean what it was like going through puberty in reverse? Not fun!" Jigen says, the couch practically swallowing him up. He reaches for a cigarette out of habit but Lupin stops him.

"I may be a lot of things but I'm not someone who allows a baby to smoke."

"Fuck you."

"That machine." Goemon says slowly, "we were lured into the room with it on purpose, this was done to us to take away our strength."

"Makes sense. Everyone knows how awesome and unstoppable we are." Lupin preens, "They probably think I'm helpless without you two."

"It is true." Goemon snipes. 

Jigen folds his tiny arms, grumpily staring at the cigarette box in Lupin's hands like a regular kid would look at a box of candy. "So we break back into the facility and threaten them into changing us back!"

"What's your rush, Jigen?" Lupin muses.

"What do you mean 'what's your rush?' Of course we want to get back to normal!"

"You just want to smoke." Goemon clips, and Jigen looks like he's considering getting in a baby fist fight with him.

"I'm thinking practically! What if we end up stuck like this?! What if we have to grow up all over again; voice cracking, high school - zits!"

Lupin shrugs, waving a hand, "Something something a chance to relive your youth?"

"Why on earth would we want to do that?" Goemon deadpans. "I wish to be restored to my true age as soon as humanly possible."

Lupin tries not to start giggling again, hearing Goemon's darkly formal serious voice coming out of such a cute little package. He gets a hold of himself. "Look, when we broke into the facility I had help from both of you and now I have to think of a plan to get us back in without Jigen's shooting or Zantetsuken. Just… make the best of it you can until I do that. Did either of you even have childhoods?"

The two boys turn to look at each other, Jigen lifting up his hat to shoot Goemon a quirky look from underneath his bangs. 

"My point exactly." Lupin stands up to go back to the drawing board. "Play with some blocks, take a nap or something. Don't pee your pants. I'll be as fast as I can."

Before he goes to shut himself in his room with his planning desk, he remembers something. He turns back quickly to grab Jigen's cigarettes and puts them on top of the highest wardrobe in the room. "And no smoking!"

If Lupin had a dollar for every time a six year old had flipped him off he would have about two dollars. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

Alrighty folks. Time to physiologically scar Damian. I laid out a pot some bones and cat fur. Plus I kidnapped Alfred (the cat)

[queen--kenobi]

How many other battalions do you think know about Corrie Cat? Does anyone from outside the Corrie Guard ever get to see her?

I think other CC's might know about her? Cody does, so the 212th knows. If Cody knows, Rex does. However, Rex has kept this from the 501st because he doesn't want to deal with Fives and Hardcase trying to get them a tooka

Wolffe theoretically knows? He just doesn't believe it. Fox had Thorn tell Wolffe, so Wolffe thinks they're just fucking with him. There's no way they'd get a tooka, not with Fox in charge he's not stupid. Like Fox instructed Thorn to make sure Wolffe thought Thorn was fucking with him and even enlisted Cody's help with this. It's one of Fox's crowning achievements

SpaceTwitter has seen her face occasionally but not all of it. They want to show her, but since they often expose senators for being sacks of shit they have to be careful with how much they show of her. Can't have senators putting two and two together

Cody has seen Corrie Cat. Cody is the backup in case all of the Guard is suspected to be in on Corrie Cat's spaceTwitter. If things get really bad, she will be smuggled to Cody until they can let her run free again. Cody has a network of CCs who will be planetside so if he has to leave, they can move her around so she can stay on Coruscant. And yes, Cody does have the info to Corrie Cat's spaceTwitter in case of this emergency

[luimagines]

How would a female hero of courage interact with the chain?

Well- this is certainly a new type of Reader! I know I try to keep Reader as gender neutral as possible so this kinda defeats the purpose... but just once won’t hurt anyone. Consider it done anon!

It'll be in headcanon form. I hope that's ok.

Masterlist

Content under the cut!

Twilight

Weak

Drinks his respect women juice every morning like Uli taught him

And Ilia wouldn’t hear any complaints of it as they grew up

Midna made sure he kept up with his routine

And Zelda was the final nail on the coffin

Can’t say no to whatever she requests

Wild teases him a lot

And by teases, I mean secretly complains

“You let her get away it!”

“Yeah Cub, because I know she wouldn’t hesitate to throw me over her shoulder and call it a day. I’m not getting in her way.”

Doesn’t pay too much attention to it

Frankly, care less about that and more about her age

If she’s younger, she’s getting the same treatment as the rest of the youngins

If she’s older, then the more power to her

She can get away with much more

He’s soft

While others may forget, he tries to keep in mind her need for privacy and space from the boys

Especially since she’s the only girl

On her team, 98% of the time

Warrior

Oh no another one

It’s Linkle all over again

Or so he thinks

Protective to a fault, poor guy

But he’s just Like That TM

Reader would gather really quickly it’s because he cares and not because of anything else

He does the same to Wind and Twilight and Legend and even Time

Warrior is used to female fighters so this isn’t anything for him to blink at

Have you seen his game? It’s like three males total- him included, villains not included

How much do you want to bet that Warrior also knows someone from Reader’s adventure?

You know.... for flavor :D

Warrior is quick to make them feel a part of the team and respected

Warrior is the first one to ask for their opinion on matters and Reader always comes up with a point he (and others) were missing

“Thanks Girlie. I knew you were brought with us for a reason. Glad to know that you’re on our side.”

Big Brother Warrior adopts another one. A Saga

Legend

Is not above sacrificing her to do the work so that he can get out of it

Challenges her at nearly every turn

Even more so than Warrior

And it’s not because she’s female

It’s just that it’s activating his sibling behavior with a vengeance and he’s going to make it her problem

Reader found him annoying, pessimistic, dramatic and hard to get along with

It was like cats and dogs

Even if Legend actually likes her

However Reader gets talked down to in public and Legend goes off

Completely tearing the offender to shreds with his words alone- although he’s tempted to do so physically as well

Reader doesn’t think he’s so bad after that

They judge people outfits together, you honor

They are each other’s ride or die

Legend gets to the point where she’s the only one he listens to without question

The Chain try and get her to talk to Legend when they’re trying to prank him

Reader agrees more than half of the time

Hyrule

A bit of a lost cause...

Has no idea how to approach this

Hella awkward- poor guy

Ignores it on principle

Treats her like one of the guys, only be reminded that she’s not a guy

It’s like a slap in the face every time- he tries so hard to just be normal

Give him a break he’s not used to people as it is

At least the people he’s met so far are nice and she’s nice and different from any of them

Doesn’t want to treat her like glass

Doesn’t want to be too overbearing in a group full of guys

Doesn’t want to treat her as an outcast

Doesn’t want to intrude on her personal space

Is he over thinking it? Oh yeah defiantly

Another hero that means well but is in uncharted territory

However, he’s never been afraid of uncharted territory before and this is no different

He’ll figure it out

Just give him some time

Wind

Big sister?

Someone as cool and kick butt as Tetra?

But like him? With the courage and the whole... not being like the others for whatever reason?

Admiration and following like a puppy

He looks up to the older heroes and obviously tries to emulate them

But something about her hits different

And he wants to do the same

It’s a shame he doesn’t know what it is

Wind is going to talk her ear off

(I hope she has the patients for him XD)

As he can see that Reader is older, he wants to ask questions about his sister, like why girls do x? Or y? Or z?

You know, things that they have in common but for the life of him, he doesn’t know why

So he might as well ask right?

Besides, if he asked Aryll, she might give him a half answer or not even know herself

But Reader should know, he trusts Reader’s judgment

Tries to wrestle her

A lot

Loses

Wild

Younger sister?

Hello? My old heart? How have you been?

He’s going to project so much

He means well by the end of the day and frankly it doesn’t matter if this hero is older than him

He has vague memories of a younger sister and it’s going to eat him alliiivvee

Gives her the best portions of food obviously and naturally serves her first

Will want to go horse back riding with her whether she knows how to or not

He can teach her! He can do archery with her! And sword fighting and shield surfing and cooking and and and and-

So long as his weapons and equipment don’t break on him anyway

He’s going to badger her about keeping her hair in decent condition and offering to braid it or brush it or just put it up for her

Who cares if he still has twigs and junk in his hair? That’s not his point

Is he a hypocrite? ... Just a bit

Might show off from time to time by taking wild animals momentarily just so she can pet them

Cut to Wild riding into camp on a bear

“Sissy! Look what I found!”

“Cub! Put him back!” Said literally everyone in the group.

“He’ll go back home on his own soon enough. I gave him honey glazed salmon as a treat. He’s so soft. Come see!”

Four

Well he just found his new best friend

Second to Zelda, of course

Is the one to ask for help with pranking people (mostly Legend) 

Together, they nearly get away with it every time

Does she know blacksmithing? Is that a thing they teach the girls where she’s from?

It’s likely that she doesn’t

Oh well! Four is just going to have to make sure she’s taken care of

Very protective of her

Is going to get in her way multiple times

But in an accidentally on purpose sort of way

He gets stomped on, trampled and run over more times than he wishes to admit

He knows she can take care of herself, she’s just as much of a hero as all of them are

But Four sees her and sees Zelda and he gets this urge to keep her away from danger at all costs

It’s annoying

But they laugh and poke fun and he tries to tackle her for the hell of it and never succeeds

He means well, but that’s a conversation about to happen

It’s somewhere on the horizon

Time

Oh thank god, someone who knows what they’re doing

Do they? 

Who knows. But Time is going to use their ability to wrangle the boys to his advantage because honestly?

It’s like herding cats otherwise

Or cuccos- at least he has experience with that

Doesn’t think too much of it

Also takes to her on the spot

The change of energy is nice but he’s to reassure her when the case may be

Like when the boys are a bit much or when they’re teasing her

Time says near the beginning of the trip that if they bug her too much to tell him and he’ll set them straight

Not to say that she can’t do it herself but honestly- why should she have to?

Clearly she’s been through enough as it is

They both spend quiet time together

May have fallen asleep on each other at some point

Denies it but also has a picture hidden somewhere in his belongs

No one knows who he stole it from because at least three of them have a copy

And yet he never approached them for it

The mysteries add on with The Old Man

Sky

Literally no different

This guy could not care less

Forgets half of the time

It’s not something he would pay attention to

Has to be genuinely reminded at least once

He’s used to being the “mom friend” so if they help out in that regard Sky is going to give them brownie points

Because these boys don’t care about those things and Sky is tired of having to remind people to chew with their mouth closed-

Help him

He can’t do this alone

Has to be prepared for all things all the time

If Reader could just lighten the load a little bit he would be eternally grateful

He would tell her story for years to come

Granted, he was going to talk about his friends anyway but this one takes special precedence

Is the one she vents to without a second thought

If she can help carry his role in the group than he can be there as her support as well

There’s no difference between the lives of heroes

It’s hard on everyone

[stellocchia]

Since people often seem to think that Tommy’s and Dream’s dynamic is something that was established in season 2 and sorta came out of nowhere before that, I thought I’d finally take a look at the evolution of it throughout season 1. 

From here on out, of course, I’ll be talking exclusively about the characters. It is also to be kept in mind that season 1 was a LOT less scripted, so there may be streams and moments that I leave out as they don’t seem to be too impactful or they lack canonicity. So sadly the whole stream where they build Church Prime that has Dream comparing himself to God for 2 hours has to go...

 This will undoubtedly be an EXTREMELY long one, so be prepared for it...

Let’s go step by step in chronological order, shall we? 

THE DISCS WAR PREQUEL

By now a lot of people know that the Disc Saga wasn’t actually started by Tommy, but here’s a refresher anyway: Ponk started it off by pranking Sapnap’s base, in retaliation Sapnap burned down Ponk’s lemon tree. With this Ponk allied himself with Alyssa and the two started a war against Sapnap. 

Later Tommy joins the server. Tommy obtains the first netherite cheestplate in the server and it’s promptly stolen by Sapnap. Later again Sapnap uses the netherite chestplate to blackmail Tommy into joining his fight against Ponk and Alyssa. Tommy just refuses ang gets his armour back, but he considers Sapnap’s offer because of: Alyssa setting him on fire and Tubbo (who was mostly neutral but leaning towards Ponk and Alyssa) had made him loose his stuff the day before.

Dream arrived then to stop the fighting, but Sapnap and Tommy decided to kill him instead (non-canonically of course). Sapnap killed him twice and Tommy once. In retaliation Dream stole Cat and Mellohi. Sapnap stole one of the disks back and then they retrived the other one and Tommy hid them near his base.

So what does this tell us? Tommy most definitely wasn’t the one who instigated the conflict, nor the one who escalated it. YET, he was the only one Dream focused on. And remember, while a proper coherent storyline didn’t exist back then we know that the wars were at least somewhat scripted (thanks to cc!Dream telling us so on the Eboys Podcast). They also kept their characters characterization pretty consistent throughtout, which means we had the first hints of their dynamic all the way back here.

ESCALATION OF THE DISC WAR

(From Tommy’s main channel it’s: “Dream is a Psychopath.”)

Everything could have been over then, but Dream was still pissed he lost, so he removed all the floring of Tommy’s base (escavating all the dirt from in front of it) in order to find the disks and take them back. At this point, after once again stealing the disks, Dream asked Tommy for his netherite chestplate (again, only one on the server at the time) in exchange for them. Also, an actual conversation they had: 

Tommy: “Dream! Was this you that destroyed my entire base and re-named the sign to ‘BitchBoy enterprise?!” 

Dream: “I didn’t touch the sign. I didn’t destroy your base either it’s just the f- the dirt” (note: as I said before, all the dirt was removed, but, hey, he didn’t touch the chickens and the carrot farm!)

Also:

Tommy:“Dream, you removed the ENTIRE floor of my base” 

Dream: “It’s YOUR fault. It’s your fault...” 

T: “How is it MY fault?!” 

D: “‘Cause you hid the disks!” 

T: “Yeah, because they’re MY disks!” 

D: “You hid the disks and I’ve taken them back, okay?”

If this doesn’t sound like the beginning of the Obsession Arc, I don’t know what does! 

But, in all seriousness, even back then for c!Dream the key of everything in the server was Tommy, though at the time he was just “the reason for conflict”. Still it’s pretty obvious that the disk conflict could have ended before it started if Dream didn’t decide to escalate things (though, as it’s obvious by the conversation, he blames his own actions on Tommy as we see him do in later seasons).

Anyone wondering about the gravity of Tommy killing Dream once non-canonically before this: In this video Dream kills both Tommy and Tubbo twice in the first 10 minutes. Yeah, he’s not any better. Btw, this is the video with the fight they then mimicked in the finale and they actually loose this one as well. 

Tommy: “What is your obsession with this disks? Why don’t you just give them back?” 

Dream: “No because I can get something in return for them, I don’t care about the disks”

Oh what simpler times when blackmail was just simple old blackmail to obtain material possessions... 

Btw, this one ended with basically a double scam where Dream gave them fake disks and they logged off with both the fake disks and the netherite chestplate.

(Main channel: “mission: kill dream (FINALE)”)

Tubbo: “Please do not tell me you have sentimental attachment to the bullshit disks...”

Early theme of attachment back in season 1. Either way Tommy has been portrayed as an extremely sentimental character that develops attachments scarily fast from all the way back in season 1. C!Dream’s idea of him he expresses in the finale isn’t born from nothing.

Anyway, Tubbo and Tommy use the composter glitch to find Dream’s base to try and get back the disks, but they aren’t there, so they end up going for the original exchange, this time with no scamming included. Tommy get’s his disks back, while Dream gets Tommy’s netherite chestplate. Just to point out: at this point Dream was the one completely at fault. Tommy was dragged into a war he wasn’t involved in and yet was the sole one to be punished for it and Dream couldn’t just accept a defeat so heavily griefed Tommy’s base and stole back HIS posssession. Dream is the main instigator here, yet he blames it ENTIRELY on Tommy from the start. Literally their dynamic started off pretty f*cked. 

Still, since Tommy didn’t want to keep risking loosing stuff to Dream for the disks he decided to make an ender chest for himself. He gets some blaze powder and ender pearls from Punz in exchange from an apple (that was too sweet not to include) and then, when it comes to getting the obsidian is when Dream realizes what he’s been doing. You’d think he’d be fine with it considering they already had a “fair” exchange (aka Dream’s blackmailing had been succesful), but nope. He hunts down both Tommy and Tubbo, but fails in killing them and they manage to put the disks away safely.

L’MANBURG BEGINNING

As we know Wilbur founded L’Manburg and Dream did not like that, so he declared war on them. Here’s the speach: 

“Tommy! (pause) And Wilbur and the rest of L’ManChildburg, we are at war. There is no mercy. We’ve burnt down Tubbo’s house. We’ve planted tnt cannons around your land. We have cobblestone walled the outside and we shot ONE warning shot inside your walls ans an explosion and we have NO MERCY! NO MERCY FOR YOU! Do you understand? We will come! We’ll burn down your houses, we will kill anything inside your walls and we’ll take back the land that is rightfully ours if you do not surrender. I want to see WHITE FLAGS! WHITE FLAGS OUTSIDE YOUR BASE BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU’RE DEAD!”

So, a couple of things to unpack here:

1) Dream first and foremost singles out Tommy who, if you all remember, was NOT the leader of L’Manburg. He was barely Wilbur’s right hand man and had only been confirmed as such recently at that point. He is not the leader and YET, in how the speach is enunciated it’s obvious that it’s directed at him specifically.

2) For anyone wondering if Dream could be considered a villain back in season one: so far the people from L’Manburg had done nothing but frolic in the flowers. They were a group of pacifists that refused to use any armour and Dream’s reaction to them is to kill them all and burn anything they built. And he’s doing all this because he thinks he’s entitled to all of the land in the smp and even something as small as og L’Manburg had no right to exist free of his rule.

(Always from the main channel: “Doomsday.”)

Two important things for their relationship happen here: Dream deciding, out of everyone, to kill Tommy specifically in the final control room and the duel (or more so the result of the duel). 

It is something back then no-one wondered about, but why would Dream, the leader of the Greater Dream SMP, go after the second in command instead of the leader? Possibly for the same reason he singled out Tommy in the declaration of war? Possible foreshadowing of their future dynamic?

Also, may I mention that Dream was the one to add the condition that, on top of not getting independence for L’Manburg, Tommy had to give up one of the disks (mellohi) if he lost? And Dream being the one to mention it is the reason why Tommy knew they were valuable to him in the first place. It’s the reason why Tommy proposed the deal of his disks for L’Manburg independence (which worked, which tells us a whole lot about when Dream’s obsession withe the disks started. Man was willing to take an L to have THAT sort of control over Tommy already in season one)

POGTOPIA

Jump to when Tommy and Wilbur get exiled. A lot happens here, but, for the function of this analysis, I’ll only be talking about what pertains to Dream’s and Tommy’s relationship. 

So, at the beginning of exile Dream offers his support for Pogtopia leaving a chest specifically for Tommy (once again, not Wilbur, the leader, but Tommy. He also gives Tommy a lot more stuff then Techno who was arguably a much more valuable asset). In the chest there was: a full set of netherite armour, 3 stacks of ender pearls, an enchanment table, a netherite sword, Dream’s crossbow (”Definitely not penis”), a stack of golde apples, 1 enchanted golden apple, 1 stack of diamonds, 17 obsidian, 3 potions of strenght, a stack of steak and a book written by Dream called “Tyrant” which, again, is addressed soley to Tommy. (In the book he basically says that he doesn’t like Schlatt and that he’s only going to help from the shadows because he can’t directly involve himself). 

Now, for the standards of the time, that was A LOT of stuff. Dream clearly wasn’t half-assing his support to Tommy there (I’d say to “Pogtopia” but, again, it was all specifically for Tommy). He keeps up his help when he intervenes in favour of Tommy in the Battle of the Lake (from the vods channel: “TommyInnit, Dream & Technoblade TEAM UP (dream smp war)”). Before that however he also helps Tommy to lava cast (or attempt to) the Eiffel Tower (built for Karl’s and Sapnap’s honeymoon). For this battle Dream also gives Mars (Sapnap’s and George’s fish) to Tommy (together with quite a few more ender pearls). Their relationship up until this point seems to have improved quite a bit with Tommy immediately trusting Dream again (he seems to be always inclined to trust Dream much in the same way he’s always inclined to trust Wilbur) and Dream seemingly being supportive (although that was actually because he needed both Manburg and Pogtopia to disappear as we discovered later on). 

Fast forward again we have the moment when their relationship sours again: Dream provides Wilbur with the tnt. With this momement we have the confirmation that Dream truly was only siding with them for his own self-interest (as he always considered L’Manburg as his own propriety, independence or not, and he wasn’t happy with Schlatt wanting to expand and being morw ambitious then Wilbur ever was) and Tommy also looses part of his trust in him, though not completely. 

You see, their relationship is a bit more complex then that. In season 1 even when Tommy and Dream were enemies there was never really much bad blood between them. And when I say this I mean that Dream in particular didn’t let there be much bad blood between them, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

After Quackity joins Pogtopia they try to make a plan to get L’Manburg back that would not include blowing it up. After that fails (from the vods channel: “Dream BETRAYS TommyInnit during the Dream SMP Meeting...”) and Fundy joins Pogtopia as well Dream announces that Schlatt gave him something “more valuable then frienship” and he’s now siding with him and leaves the Pogtopians announcing that there is a traitor among them. 

Wilbur: “Dream just wants to be on the side of the rebellion and now that we are the dominant force technically... isn’t that right Dream? Would you say you just want to be on the other side? You just want to be on the other team?” 

Dream: “No I- I don’t think so...” 

Tommy: “Dream’s the good guy Wilbur” 

D: “I think I’d say that my interest is in myself”

So, despite everything, Up to this point Tommy still trusted Dream. Fully trusted him. But now, soon after this conversation, Dream explicitely tells them that he never considered them “friends” they were “convenient allies” for him (a mindset that he carries on later on and brings to an extreme). 

Now you’d think that was the breaking point right? I mean the whole vod was also titled “Dream betrays Tommy” and Dream just left them telling Tommy specifically that no, they were not friends (though Tommy didn’t agree on that point, much like with Techno later on). But that’s not were Dream leaves it. 

First he allows Tommy back in his old base to get some stuff once they’re alone (despite having just said in front of Wilbur, Quackity and Fundy that he’d stab him if he tried going back)

Tommy: “I just don’t understand, why would you team with Schlatt?”

Dream: “Tommy... I’m a business man, you know what that’s like”

T: “No I don’t”

D: “Well you do, of course you do”

God since exile that damn soft condescending tone he does hits me so different... anyway. As you see as soon as he’s alone with Tommy he starts being more friendly, less formal. He also takes on a more menacing persona (I really don’t know how he manages to do both at the same time... no wait, exile. He acts more like how he did in exile). Anyway the switch is actually pretty interesting to see. 

Tommy: “Why would you not team with us?”

Dream: “Tommy... I’ve never been on your team. I have never been on your team, ever!” 

T: “Well I’ve been in your team...”

D: “Wel I- I’m not saying you have. I’ve never been on your team. I’ve never been on anyone’s team” 

And with this we are done with their important interactions for this stream, but wait! They have a war in a few days, right? Well, Dream makes sure to spend that time with Tommy. Like, a lot of it. 

All of “Dream bullies TommyInnit for having low viewers.” Is Dream following Tommy ominously around while mildly inconveniencing and somewhat helping when they’re supposed to be enemies (it’s literally one of my favourite vods, it’s great! It was also the one vod that sparked the “Dream is obsessed with Tommy” theory in me. Yes I’ve had it from all the way back then, but I also was right, so...). 

Tommy: “Okay, so you know how we’re going to war in 7 days time?”

Dream: “Yes”

T: “like, ME and YOU are going to war...”

D: “Yes”

T: “Yes, yeah so I need to- I- it feels very strange to be- I need to prepare for THAT”

D: “Well, what do you need?”

Dream then proceeds to half-help him half-stop him from getting gold in the nether. The whole vod is like this. It definitely has a very weird atmosphere as it’s clear that both of them are fully aware of their respective roles in their upcoming war, but Tommy doesn’t know what to do and Dream is clearly willingly ignoring it all. It’s pretty jarring to watch tbh (together with being a hilarious vod to watch) and it helps starting to paint the picture of Dream having the level of dependence on Tommy that we know he has now.

Then there is “TommyInnit, Dream & Sapnap's PET WAR FINALE” which is LITERALLY THE DAY BEFORE THE WAR. Here Dream, once again, decides to spend the whole time with Tommy. He helps him against Sapnap (who is Dream’s ally) and even decides to lead Tommy to Sapnap’s and Punz’s secret base where they keep their animals and starts encoraging him to kill them. Tommy, of course, refuses and the whole pet war finishes with Sapnap and Tommy releasing Mars and promising to be friends once the war was over. 

Like, honestly, if anyone in Pogtopia had known about this interactions maybe they could have suspected Tommy of being the traitor for legitimate reasons instead of misinterpreting him entirely as a person and thinking he just wanted to be president... and you’d think that, maybe, THAT was Dream’s goal, but... not really? He always made sure to spend time with Tommy when there was no-one from Pogtopia around. In all 3 of this vods he is drastically different when they’re alone and, I mean, he stopped hidining how he is with Tommy only during Doomsday (when he gave his speach on the obsidian grid to Tommy, not caring that Tubbo and Quackity were both there).

To finish it off, we know that season 1 ends with Dream fighting alongside Technoblade and nothing else of significant happens for their relationship. Still, I hope this was comprehensive enough to show that, most definitely, his obsession with Tommy and the having power over Tommy is not a new concept for Dream. It’s something that got worse with time, but it’s most definitely not something new. The main thing that changed throughout season 1 and 2 was Tommy’s perception of Dream (which went from easy trust and friendship to hatred and fear), not vice versa.

Also may I add that Dream's constantly acting friendly when they most definitely aren't is probably one of the reasons why Tommy was so predisposed to accepting Dream as his friend in exile? Just a thought...

@ladycatland

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Fifth Month of Recaps: In Review

The previous Monthly Recap can be found here.

In bold are the beginnings/climactic points of plotlines.

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3/23 - Ponk takes the Warden Keycards and Sam kills him

3/24 - Sam cuts off Ponk’s arm for the keycards

3/25 - Jack speaks with Sam about becoming a guard and takes on the case to find the cameras

3/26 - Tubbo recommissions Project Dream Catcher, the nuke goes missing

3/27 - Tommy works on the tower, Lil Nas X visits, Eret and Foolish clear the Blood Vines

3/28 - Tommy works on the tower, Niki works on her city, Sapnap plays on Karl’s account

3/29 - Drista and the shulker box deal, Hannah and Sam threaten the Cat Cafe

3/30 - Fundy’s Mind

3/31 - George Lore’s George lore, George’s deal with DreamXD

4/1 - Strange words start appearing on Tubbo’s screen, Henry dies again, April Fool’s pranks

4/2 - Sam’s character QnA, Drista visits for a recording

4/3 - Nothing much happens.

4/4 - Nothing much happens.

4/5 - Tubbo creates Checkmate, Tommy and Ranboo lose Friend

4/6 - Puffy helps Antfrost and Sam work through their smashing problems

4/7 - Tip Tup, the Eggpire gives out Red Banquet invitations

4/8 - Ponk moves into Niki’s city, Fundy attempts to prank Ranboo

4/9 - Tubbo creates an interrogation room

4/10 - Nothing much happens.

4/11 - Tubbo rebuilds his house with Tommy

4/12 - Quackity recounts the events leading up to his visit with Dream

4/13 - Nothing much happens.

4/14 - Foolish hires HBomb to be his maid.

4/15 - Nothing much happens.

4/16 - Nothing much happens.

4/17 - Hannah goes sleepwalking

4/18 - Bad and Skeppy fight, Bad kills Skeppy

4/19 - Nothing much happens.

4/20 - Nothing much happens.

4/21 - HBomb makes a diamond game, Jack plans to open a pub sidechain for his hotel business

4/22 - Tubbo shows Tommy how to make TNT cannons

4/23 - Puffy, Foolish, Hannah and Sam meet on Cloud Prime to discuss the Banquet, Ranboo’s Enderwalk Saga: “The Lessons”