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gimmick side blog
(wanted a gimmick but didn't want to use main or make a new account)
I detect cats
send an ask for me to detect a cat
@ me on posts to detect a cat
@ me on posts for another reason
same concept as other detector/identifier blogs (I am not the only cat themed one)
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Now that it's 3am I'm gonna share memes I did during a fit of art block starring your local cat-dog and frog-thing before I go to bed
#ruckis vandalizes#non fandom oc#fursona#sona#furry#scalie#frog furry#geragera guffaw#ruckis kingstarr#cat detector#sir are you aware you are a cat?#his name#gort#crimes#several accounts of murder#whats your fucking problem#why are you acting like this#his name is skippy and he is wanted in 47 states and 3 u.s. territories#unathorized fucking thing#blow it up now#meme#shitpost#shit post#draw over#order of the stars
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Cat Detector
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pros of a wood furnace: cozy home. cozy everything. i can now safely set fires within the house
cons: my cats are so fucking grimy and im in smoke detector hell
#i came out of my room to see letti absolutely Melted on the floor in front of the furnace#i have never seen that cat so relaxed and blissful#and then i Realized.#and then she got up. and i saw all of the ash now all over her fur#i need to figure out a low effort cleaning regiment for the floor surrounding the furnace#or maybe find a way to set up a place that will encourage my cats to hang There near the furnace instead of on the ashy floor#HER WHITE SPOTS ARE SMEARED WITH GRAY.#THIS IS THE CAT THAT LOVES SLEEPING ON MY BED.#i dont even want to think about what her beans look like#stg if i have to give her a bath....#actually i probably will bc they need to go to the vet soon#SHE LOOKED SO COZY THO 🥺#absolutely unprompted#and the fuckign. hell on earth experience i had the other day#both smoke detectors going off at once.#that nearly took my out for the entire fucking day#i Could Not Think i Could Not Breathe Properly i Could Not Form Words#i had to put mrs. piggy on my head for the next hour or so. thats how fucked up it got me
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"Flying"* broom from Kiki's Delivery Service
*Suspended from the ceiling by fishing line, held in place by magnets originally put in place for a smoke detector.
Except for the fishing line I didn't have to buy anything for this so that was great.
#studio ghibli#kiki's delivery service#jiji the cat#jiji#kiki's delivery service radio#diy#do it yourself#craft#it's mostly made from trash let's face it#also no need to worry for my safety#yes the old smoke detector did fall off in last year's summer heat and humidity#but my landlord was forced by law to install new ones so i'm fine#my stuff
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His dad never gave a crap. Not even at the end of his game. It was scary to see him despondent like that. His dad didn't care for mom much either, or the little doggy. He started going to church, and he started listening to the gospels. It was expected when he robbed the neighbors. He took their wine, and he took some rings, and fine jewelry. I think he got a fur coat as well. When he had a kid, he didn't think to watch his ways. He thought the same as his daddy.
#GUMMO#TUMMLER#NICK SUTTON#CLASSIC AMERICAN CINEMA#MY SPIRIT PROTAGONIST#1997#HARMONY KORINE#LESBIAN CAT HUNTER#GLUE SNIFFER#DETECTOR OF TITTY-LUMPS
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✅ cat detected
Catching some rays
(via)
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Yogurt and Bonnie staring at critters
Also, the giant fucking nail Yogurt found and brought to me immediately after I let him outside
#googling *is my cat a metal detector?*#yogurt#bonnie#I have the door wide open and Barold still won’t come out#he’s too scurred
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Guess who almost burnt their apartment down today because they were too busy arguing over a star wars game to remember that they lit it and then ran out the door almost late for work
Pls ignore my mess I am clearly not cut out for this single adult living alone thing
#how am i an adult#taking away my own candle privledges for this one#i remembered to put something under it at least#RIP my cutting board tho#literally could smell it as soon as i got out of the car because somehow i also left all my windows open#me: my adhd isn't that bad#my apartment 🔥🔥🔥🔥🏠🏠🔥🔥🔥🔥#my cats have no idea how close they came to dying#also i'm a little concerned my smoke detector didn't go off with how smokey my apartment is rn
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Heat detector
Where does a feline princess sit ...? Any place she wants.
Leave it to a cat to find the warmest perch in any house, however outlandish.
Snow pea, with whom we've sharing living quarters in recent days, makes no apology for squatting on my laptop.
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Of course this happened just as I was about to get up:
Oh well guess I can't do that then 🤷♀️
#he has some sort of 'she's about to get out of the chair' detector#he does this to me all the time lol#cats#my life
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one of the easiest methods to figure out if somebody most likely is/was a warrior cat fan is by looking at their cat ocs
if one or more of them has a heart marking on their chest you know for sure the owner is probably a warriors fan OR was one at some point in time
#either that or the oc has a VERY distinct marking(s) that literally no cat irl would have#this post is (mostly) a /j ofc#but i do love it when im browsing toyhouse for the funsies and i find a cat oc and go “huh. this person is probably a wc fan”#and it turns out. they are indeed a wc fan#ITS SO FUNNY#i have an internally built warriors fan detector and it works perfectly/j#mmmramblez
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word prompts // accepting!
[ cover ] ++ — from my Cayde to Tevis :3
@thvndersnow
[ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket -- reversed
He’s tired. It’s been a long day filled with monotonous but equally as long missions, and Tevis wants to do nothing more than rest. Not sleep, because sleep continues to escape him the vast majority of the time, but getting to sit down and rest somewhere no one else will bother him, or try to talk to him is good enough.
Tevis is about to make his way up into the rafters (or whatever other hideyhole he can find) of the den that Andal has brought them to, pointedly ignoring the small group of Hunters that make their way inside, at least until he notices Cayde with them.
He expects some kind of chatter, but none comes.
Instead, the Exo makes his way towards one of the couches, flopping down onto it with the same exhaustion the Nightstalker feels. Tevis debates with himself for a few moments, eventually sighing and making his way over, lifting the blanket off of the back of the couch and laying it over him. “Do I really have to do everything for you?” He huffs, more playfully than anything else.
#threat detector // tevis larsen#elemental capacitor // thvndersnow#heavy brick dropped // ic#explosive payload // answered#tevis is a cat that acts like it hates you but then one day#it grumpily sits next to u to vibe
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