#castlevania textpost

[suckerfortrephacard]

live laugh love trephacard

[ramblingsofalunatic]

hiii im trying to get more mutuals!

i like overwatch, the boys, silly cats, death note, pokémon, bnha (although i don't post about that one a lot), dc in general but mostly the batfam, pjo, hoo, castlevania and crazy textposts

i post oc stuff sometimes

dni if you're any flavor of bigot or exclusionist. everyone else is welcome

[muqingsleftnut]

*Insert joke about how much I love sassy vampire twinks here*

[dhampirdreamerz]

some castlevania nocturne textposts

@cyanidesurpryse

[the-crow-binary]

Don't let Castlevania's fun gameplay and cool characters and nice art make you forget about the horrible unending cycle of trauma and hate behind it all

[brightgreendandelions]

Theatrics!

[papercute]

(tags from @samcatthorneswalkingcorpse)

considering this!!

i do believe trevor could handle a gun if he knew how it worked, since ofc he’s proficient with other weapons like knives and whips. but im imagining him picking up a random gun he finds and just sort of pulling the trigger to see what happens.

thank god the bullet doesn’t hit anybody, but trevor, alucard, and sypha (because they’re always together in my mind) all jump a mile at the noise. sypha and alucard probably drop some some history or something and trevor keeps the gun for use in combat, since his weapons get stolen and broken etc.

anyway during a battle, after that exact scenario plays out, e.g knives broken/thrown and unable to be retrieved, whip/morning star out of reach, trevor remembers his new toy. him attempting to pump an enemy full of lead and it works, until, say, a bullet bounces back in an enclosed space and it hits his upper arm. he, sypha, and alucard are forced to lay low as trevor slowly recovers. teasing ensues, of course, with trevor swearing off guns and alucard reminding him it isn’t the gun’s fault, but rather his own incompetence (said while treating trevor’s wound, of course). sypha joins in, and proposes that trevor just doesn’t touch guns. like, ever again.

in the moment, arm throbbing and embarrassed at his failure, trevor agrees. of course he’d go back on this some time in the future when he comes across another firearm and, even though it was never a serious promise, both of his partners chime in to remind him what happened last time. trevor brushes them off, saying he learnt his lesson and has an extra scar to prove it. this time, the gun usage goes smoothly, and with that trevor is officially enamoured with the ability to wield a gun!

that’s how i think it would go down anyway. i sort of spiralled when i saw these tags but i couldn’t do nothing with them. thank you, @/samcatthhorneswalkingcorpse !!

rip trevor belmont you would have loved guns

[fionainlove]

[junawer]

girlboss on girlboss violence

[her-stars]

The Vampire and Her Wife [short story]

entering the abandoned castle belonging to a widely rumored vampire. i watched you from the spiral staircase.

going into the dinning room a beautiful meal that was barely picked at sits.

coming out of the shadows sipping from a glass of dry red wine.

wearing a black lace nightgown, showing my fangs and tries to seduce you

throwing the glass across the room watching you flinch at the loud clash.

with a beautiful sword to your throat without it to kill or hurt you too much. but make it look like a dark renaissance painting

shooting a look across the hall to the tall figure in a suit. eyes glowing red with a bright smile.

"look my love a guest! it's far too late for them to going home alone. poor thing must spend the night"

[thevampire-of-bullfinch-street]

[suckerfortrephacard]

trephacard textposts !!!!!

[zisurru-main]

today my one task was to clean my room and guess what i did instead

[abyssalshriek]

I recently started watching Castlevania on Netflix and...

"Has doom come to us?" the archbishop asks as dark ominous clouds overtake the sky. "I think not!" he declares as blood rains on him.

[bim-bi]

*a new smash bros reaveal starts with raiden jumps out of the fireball in inklings trailer, then immediatly gets cut in half by a shadowy figure and the frogger theme song starts playing*

Snake, violently grabbing mario: mario who did you send that invite to!?

Mario, confused: f-frogger?

*snake immediatly coughs up blood and ages to his mgs4 desighn*: you've doomed us all mario!

*Mario, confused*: w-what

Solid snake: he's going to fucking kill us all mario! He killed raiden! Now who's going to squeeze my hog!?

*Simon and Richter desperately trying to throw Holy water at frogger*: what cursed unholy creature did you bring upon this realm!?

Mario: I-i thought frogger would be funny...funny frog man?

*frogger slowly starts jumping towards them while dodging trucks*

Snake coughing up more blood: oh fuck he's ganging on us!

[the-crow-binary]

Castlevania AU...

Vampires can't have kids (because dead seeds and all that). Alucard is actually the son of Mathias and Elisabetha, who died a few weeks after giving birth (still from an illness. She was actually sick while pregnant and everyone thought she wouldn't survive childbirth. When she did, it gave hope to everyone, Mathias included... and then it got shattered to pieces once she died anyway)

Mathias, though he loves his son, is too overwhelmed with grief and hatred (towards god) to take proper care of him. So his servants do most of the work. They often push Mathias to hold Adrian, in hope it would make him feel better, but it did not have quite the effect expected...

Because his mother was sick while pregnant, and after, Adrian was weak. In fact, no one was sure he would even make it to the end of the year. Mathias realised that, and it only fueled his hatred towards God, on top of giving him an idea. He was going to save Adrian and take his revenge on God, by giving his son and him immortality. Thus came his plan to overthrow Walter.

Everything goes pretty much the same as in Lament of Innocence, but once Mathias was turned, he went back home to get his son, sparing the (terrified) servants' lives as he was thankful to them for taking care of his child, and fled the place. With Death as his advisor, he went to Transylvania, giving a few drop of his blood to Adrian as to slowly turn him... He didn't give him too much, though, as to not complete the transformation right away. If Adrian were to be turn as a baby, he would never be able to fully grow.

They arrive in Transylvania, find the perfect, isolated place, and give life to the new Demon Castle. Begins the new life of the Cronqvist family, and Death. As the years goes by, monsters, heretics and other night creatures come live within the walls of the Castle, welcomed with open arms by Mathias himself. Adrian grow into this weird environnement, never questioning it. The Night as his family.

Once he came of age, Mathias decided it was time to complete his transformation. Adrian was fully turned, and at that time, he took it as a gift. And for hundreds of years, he won't stop seeing it in a good light... but then Lisa appeared, and she changed everything.

Mathias often talked about Elisabetha to Adrian, he even had a painting of her. And when Lisa arrived, she reminded them both of her. Even though, at first, Adrian wasn't so fond of the woman. Her arrival disrupted the peace they had, shaken up the status quo, forced him and his father out of their comfort zone... but as time went by, and Lisa became more and more part of the Castle's life, he learned to love her, like the mother he never had the chance to know. Just as Mathias learned to love her like his wife.

With her, Mathias rediscovered what being human is. With her, Adrian discovered it for the first time. He grew closer and closer to humankind, but, at the same time, it only took him farther and farther away from the Night. It made him realise how the creatures he had known all his life as his family, were terrible monsters. And the humans he had hunt in the past were more precious and important than he once thought. He was like a child discovering the world for the first time. Lisa really made both father and son feel like they were alive, once again... and then she got executed.

It was the last straw for Mathias. He rejected completely his humanity and took the name of Dracula, ready to unleash his rage upon humankind, in his wife's name. But Adrian , now valuing human lives and life in general, thanks to wich he consider to be his mother, took the name of Alucard and went against him, in her name.

In the end, he realised the "gift of vampirism" his father gave him was actually a curse. And he was not able to bear it any longer. The rest of the story goes the same as we know it: once he defeated his father with the help of Trevor, Sypha and Grant, he went to put himself in an "eternal" slumber. And well, nothing much changes from there.