#castlevania textpost

[suckerfortrephacard]

live laugh love trephacard

[fionainlove]

[ramblingsofalunatic]

hiii im trying to get more mutuals!

i like overwatch, the boys, silly cats, death note, pokémon, bnha (although i don't post about that one a lot), dc in general but mostly the batfam, pjo, hoo, castlevania and crazy textposts

i post oc stuff sometimes

dni if you're any flavor of bigot or exclusionist. everyone else is welcome

[muqingsleftnut]

*Insert joke about how much I love sassy vampire twinks here*

[dhampirdreamerz]

some castlevania nocturne textposts

@cyanidesurpryse

[the-crow-binary]

Don't let Castlevania's fun gameplay and cool characters and nice art make you forget about the horrible unending cycle of trauma and hate behind it all

[brightgreendandelions]

Theatrics!

[junawer]

girlboss on girlboss violence

[her-stars]

The Vampire and Her Wife [short story]

entering the abandoned castle belonging to a widely rumored vampire. i watched you from the spiral staircase.

going into the dinning room a beautiful meal that was barely picked at sits.

coming out of the shadows sipping from a glass of dry red wine.

wearing a black lace nightgown, showing my fangs and tries to seduce you

throwing the glass across the room watching you flinch at the loud clash.

with a beautiful sword to your throat without it to kill or hurt you too much. but make it look like a dark renaissance painting

shooting a look across the hall to the tall figure in a suit. eyes glowing red with a bright smile.

"look my love a guest! it's far too late for them to going home alone. poor thing must spend the night"

[thevampire-of-bullfinch-street]

[zisurru-main]

today my one task was to clean my room and guess what i did instead

[suckerfortrephacard]

trephacard textposts !!!!!

[abyssalshriek]

I recently started watching Castlevania on Netflix and...

"Has doom come to us?" the archbishop asks as dark ominous clouds overtake the sky. "I think not!" he declares as blood rains on him.

[bim-bi]

*a new smash bros reaveal starts with raiden jumps out of the fireball in inklings trailer, then immediatly gets cut in half by a shadowy figure and the frogger theme song starts playing*

Snake, violently grabbing mario: mario who did you send that invite to!?

Mario, confused: f-frogger?

*snake immediatly coughs up blood and ages to his mgs4 desighn*: you've doomed us all mario!

*Mario, confused*: w-what

Solid snake: he's going to fucking kill us all mario! He killed raiden! Now who's going to squeeze my hog!?

*Simon and Richter desperately trying to throw Holy water at frogger*: what cursed unholy creature did you bring upon this realm!?

Mario: I-i thought frogger would be funny...funny frog man?

*frogger slowly starts jumping towards them while dodging trucks*

Snake coughing up more blood: oh fuck he's ganging on us!

[bubblegumnebulaa]

binged castlevania season 4 and cried ugly tears. this must be the first time in years i haven’t been enraged at a series finale lol

[chaoticsweetiee]

I’ve literally felt gods torturous rage and spiteful venom for 10 years 2020 is the year we side with satan and become the embodiment of Dracula’s fury when his wife died in Castlevania