#cassie's here investigating shit and Tim's photographing it all and kon's using this to Be A Normal Boy
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Bart, sitting at his desk with his feet up every day: im literally being paid to do nothing????
Cassie/Tim/Kon: YOU'RE GETTING PAID?
Cassie: SHUT UP YOU TWO YOU'RE BOTH LITERALLY RICH.
Kon: I can pay you, Cassie????
Cassie: NO IT'S THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING
Tim: is Bart being paid to be your friend? (<- was not present when Bart/Cassie kidnapped/rescued Kon)
Bart: NO I'm being paid to study mechanical engineering as a trade and you guys just didn't ask!!! When we blackmailed Lex into letting Kon work at the bugle!!!
Tim: YOU BLACKMAILED LEX?
Kon: it was really more of a threat
Cassie: it was NOT!!
Cassie: WE got blackmailed into signing NDA's!
Bart, getting an internship at the daily bugle even though he was SUPPOSED to be working in the Lexcorp mechanical engineering division for the summer:
#spiderkon#core4#they're REALLY stupid your honour and i love that for me <3#bart is VERY CONFUSED as to what he's supposed to do every day though#he helps with whatever little tasks they want and also fixes the coffee machine and the printer.#technically becomes the floor's accidental tech support#BUT THIS WAS NOT HIS SUMMER PLAN#cassie's here investigating shit and Tim's photographing it all and kon's using this to Be A Normal Boy#but bart was supposed to study engineering!!!! that was what he was meant to be doing!!!!#why does he now have a computer and a desk and no screwdrivers??????#anyway cassie is like: we got blackmailed into signing ndas and kon's like#yeah 🥺 i love u. thank u for letting urself be blackmailed 🥺🥺#tim: the fuck is going on here
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