#yeah 🥺 i love u. thank u for letting urself be blackmailed 🥺🥺 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nari-writes · 1 year ago

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Bart, sitting at his desk with his feet up every day: im literally being paid to do nothing????

Cassie/Tim/Kon: YOU'RE GETTING PAID?

Cassie: SHUT UP YOU TWO YOU'RE BOTH LITERALLY RICH.

Kon: I can pay you, Cassie????

Cassie: NO IT'S THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING

Tim: is Bart being paid to be your friend? (<- was not present when Bart/Cassie kidnapped/rescued Kon)

Bart: NO I'm being paid to study mechanical engineering as a trade and you guys just didn't ask!!! When we blackmailed Lex into letting Kon work at the bugle!!!

Tim: YOU BLACKMAILED LEX?

Kon: it was really more of a threat

Cassie: it was NOT!!

Cassie: WE got blackmailed into signing NDA's!

Bart, getting an internship at the daily bugle even though he was SUPPOSED to be working in the Lexcorp mechanical engineering division for the summer:

#spiderkon #core4 #they're REALLY stupid your honour and i love that for me <3 #bart is VERY CONFUSED as to what he's supposed to do every day though #he helps with whatever little tasks they want and also fixes the coffee machine and the printer.#technically becomes the floor's accidental tech support #BUT THIS WAS NOT HIS SUMMER PLAN #cassie's here investigating shit and Tim's photographing it all and kon's using this to Be A Normal Boy #but bart was supposed to study engineering!!!! that was what he was meant to be doing!!!!#why does he now have a computer and a desk and no screwdrivers??????#anyway cassie is like: we got blackmailed into signing ndas and kon's like #yeah 🥺 i love u. thank u for letting urself be blackmailed 🥺🥺#tim: the fuck is going on here

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