#cashier memes

[phoebe-the-autism-fairy]

PSA

As someone who works in retail (at the tills in specific), I believe there should be such a thing as "supermarket etiquette" that everyone should follow.

I am BEGGING you, PLEASE put a divider in between your shopping and the shopping of the person behind you. I cannot count how many times I have scanned someone else's shopping and apologised for it when in reality it's cause the customers haven't put dividers down. No, it doesn't matter that your shopping is a distance away from the customer I'm currently serving, put a divider between them ya lazy bastard.

Please don't hold your discount card in my face just milliseconds after I served the customer in front of you. Yes, I will scan your discount card but PLEASE BE PATIENT !

For the love of all things that are holy, PLEASE don't ask a cashier if it's their first day if they seem flustered or don't know how to do something. You may mean well but it's really fucking rude and disrespectful, and recently it's been driving me up the walls. No, I've been working here for four months. If it was my first day I would warn you beforehand. Seriously who raised you to think that's appropriate to say to someone?

And I may be being a bit nitpicky here but if a cashier is about to go on their break/clock out for the day, please please please go to a different till, they will serve you.

I might do a part 2 if I think of any more

[doctorwhommm]

may i request some johnto please? kitty bribe

thank u for the kitty bribe here’s some johnto >:)

im less familiar with their ship dynamic but these r the vibes that i get i hope you approve !! they are even more freak 4 freak than janto and that’s saying something

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

[cashiercomplaints]

[ozzietheozball]

I saw a Johnny’s at a gas station while going to Meijer’s and thought of Jonny DVille as a cashier.

And that’s how this thing began.

[viciousbutprecious]

I recently got a new job as a cashier and while I really love my job so far, I do get the occasional creepy customer, usually weird old men. After a few occurrences, it got me thinking; Am I shallow? Is the only reason I'm off-put due to their appearance? So I wondered if I would be just as creeped out if any of my fictional crushes did the same.

Special shout out to this one for being so weird and specific:

So what have we learned today, folks? It's just as creepy when people you're attracted to does it and it can in fact make them less attractive. I might have permanently stained my love for my blorbos for a meme.

Anyways, let me know if you wanna see more content like this.

[little-pondhead]

I've been working on Victor personality Gremlin of course snarky a bit shy I'm willing to put up a fight for his friends you know if you take this idea of Vlad accidentally cloning himself and mix it with DC it gets a whole lot more crazy an funny

Listen these got stuck in my head and would not leave. The joy this AU brings me.

[trivialbob]

Kids. OMG.

Last night Sheila needed something from Hobby Lobby. She's making a birthday cake for a coworker. The store has the food coloring and cake decorating tip she need for the frosting. I went with because we were going out after that.

As a teenager I built plastic models of cars and planes. I found the section where Hobby Lobby has Testors paints. I used to have many of those tiny glass jars. Silver was my favorite Testors color. It applied so nicely and looked cool on military models. I can practically smell the stuff now as I write this.

Sheila's decorating things came to a whopping $2.68. She handed the young cashier a $10 bill. He mistakenly punched in $5 to the cash register. Immediately he realized the error. There was no confusion over the amount Sheila had tendered.

As I watched he took his phone out of his pocket and opened a calculator app. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

The register told him to hand back $2.32 in change. He did not understand to simply add $5.00, the difference between a five dollar bill and a ten dollar bill, to the amount.

His phone showed him that $10.00 minus $2.68 meant he was supposed to hand back $7.32 in change.

I fear for some people if they ever lose access to their phones.

[d-velleity]

this guys such a mood lmao

[cloudless-petrichor]

I don't have parasocial relationships with celebrities, I have a parasocial relationship with the guy who runs the counter at a local Chinese restaurant.

[the-fenton-anticreep-stick]

[ID: a screenshot of Sidney Pointdexter pretending to be Danny, holding an armful of soda cans. A post over Sam and Tucker says "Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said "your total is 18.41" and without missing a beat the kid said "ah, the year I was born" and the cashier stopped and was like "I'm... sorry???" End ID]

[phoebe-the-autism-fairy]

As someone who works in retail here's a meme I made.

[robobee]

when one of my closer relatives died I had a dream the day after the funeral where she was for some reason a naked old woman shitting insects in the passenger seat of a car I was driving (?I don't drive still) and even though after that I had a nice dream of her hosting a family dinner I still sometimes wonder if she's in hell

[tamariixs]

i saw this hat like a couple of times and this idea was in my head 24/7

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Random Yet Very Specific Headcanon

I feel like Cal is the type of person that would use his American Express black card when purchasing a single bottle of water in a run down gas station.