#cashew bb

[blushblushbear]

cashew having a boyfriend?? 😳

likes to try and link pinkies whenever he can

sneaks kisses and likes getting kissed

holds your hand in the library

constant texting

lots of staring cause you're just too handsome for him t function

getting flustered whenever you lean close

Cash.exe has stopped working

never stops talking about you to anyone who'll listen 'so me and my boyfriend' 'well my boyfriend said' 'omg that reminds me of this one time my boyfriend' 'sorry I have to send this to my boyfriend'

compares you to every heart throb in all of his dirty books but also says you're way better actually

the latest pic of you too together is his phone background

is always trying to impress you in any little way he can BUT HE FAILS SO MUCH CAUSE HE GETS SO FLUSTERED

he's just a lovestruck mess go easy on him

silent screaming all the time

sometimes out loud screaming

tugs on your shirt/hoodie when he's nervous

actually tries to be low key touching you all the time at parties

you just make him feel safe

steals your hoodies

gives you his hoodies

he just feels really lucky to have you

[let-them-eat-rakes]

substitute teacher looking ass (positive)

[heyacris]

Bad Blush Blush memes I made at 2 AM because I was bored part 6:

[emotionalsupportgoblin420]

Random blush blush headcanon:

Logan lost his dad at a very young age and was raised by his mother who never remarried and she has every intention to keep it that way because she couldn't love anyone the way she loved her husband.

Myx speaks fluent vine and often does the Moist Critical "YEAH BABY" thing.

Cashew has two younger siblings that are twins. One boy, one girl, and they both have made it their mission to ruin his life (as a younger sibling myself, this is just standard procedure)

Logan is 100% the type to gently slap your butt. Not enough to hurt, obvi. He just can't resist. It's there, and it's cute.

Myx and Ichiban have collabed in some Markiplier Makes/Unnus Annus type shit.

Ace often does special baseball events for disabled kids and loves to help any wheelchair kids run the bases.

The fire station Logan works at participates in the local Christmas parade every year, and they decorate one of their firetrucks in lights and tinsel. The kids just love it.

The reason Reece acts so much like the Doctor is because he's a huge fan and wants to be like him (and I headcanon the Doctor is a real person in the world of Blush Blush because I damn well can)

Myx would take up jewelry making so he could make you an extra special engagement ring (and it ends up being another hobby of his).

Every Halloween Logan posts a million PSAs on how to keep kids safe (slay king)

In DnD, Myx HAS to play a bard. He refuses to play anything, and he loves to jump up on the table and start singing song (this led to him getting kicked out of many parties before he finally found one that didn't mind his shenanigans)

[let-them-eat-rakes]

this is mine timid suitor. he cannot even handle a kiss! and yet, i very much love he

[percival-the-slothful]

I NEED more Anon and Cashew content GIVE ME more Anon Cashew content

[guessimwritingblushblushnow]

cashew my beloved

Cashew is my second favorite phone fling boy. Very sweet 10/10.

I can't tell if you want headcannons or not, so I'll just write out some thoughts instead of a full thing.

Masterlist

Cashew actually works part time at the library

One of the librarians offered him a job, and he took it because he already spends so much time there he might as well get paid for it

He has so many book recommendations

SO many

Fastest way to make this boy fall for you is to read one of the books he recommends then talk to him about it

It makes him feel like you really value his opinion

Continuing on that note, Cash's ideal date would be sitting in a cozy corner at the library, reading together and occasionally making commentary

He mentions in some of his dialogue wanting to basically be Indiana Jones, so I think he'd have an interest in archeology

He says himself that his major is undecided, but I think he does have a class or two on archeology among other things

By the time he graduates college he'd probably have enough credits for two degrees because of how many electives he's taken

Him and Nimh have met before

The only reason they aren't friends is because both suck at talking to people

Nimh was the one who recommended the book Cashew was reading at the start of his phone fling

Completely unrelated, but Cashew has competed in punning competitions

Those are real things

He hasn't won any of them, but he enjoys going anyway

I also feel like he'd be an avid fanfiction reader

And also on Tumblr

For as reserved as he normally is, I think Cashew would love getting to try new experiences

He wouldn't do them on his own, but he'd appreciate a partner who would go with him, even if they're also a nervous wreck the whole time

Sorry these are so messy, I rambled on for a bit. Hope you enjoyed!

[quitoitoito]

hello first post also WHY DID I GET POE CASHEW AND SETH????? I DIDNT BUY THEM???? IS THIS A GLITCH OR WAS SAD PANDA FEELING GENEROUS....

[fearwasalwaysanoption]

Velvet + Beanie baby character doodles :33

[let-them-eat-rakes]

CASHEW SPOTTED HRGRHGRHRHRG

is my tumblr is still alive?

[blushblushbear]

I was wondering if you can do husband headcanon for Cole, Volks, and Cashew?

Thank you💕

ALL THREE OF THESE DORKS ARE SO HAPPY YOU AGREED TO MARRY THEM LMAO

Cole:

on the surface it's a very sweet domestic life

he plays the role of the loving, doting husband well

mostly cause he is actually a loving, doting husband

he's a bit strange but then again who isn't

but over all life with him very pleasant

just don't go in the basement though

that's his private space for his personal hobbies

don't worry about what hobby-- they say that the best married couples are ones that continue some level of personal life after marriage you know

he defiantly keeps the house clean

he's actually a bit of a neat freak

but he's also a pretty decent cook

he's not about to work at a 5 star fancy restaurant or anything but he can make some very solid dishes and is actually looking to learn more for you

I will say he tries to keep it all healthy though

he's not as much of a health nut as Kelby but he does constantly worry about your health

"why, if I lost you, I would have to spend every waking moment mourning at your grave until I withered away into nothing! and frankly that sounds too sad and boring to be how it ends for me"

definitely watches you sleep

sometimes stays up late just to watch you, all sweet and peaceful and helpless

is also very affectionate now that he's "claimed" you as it were

also is very open to letting all others know that you are well and truly spoken for, in case any ideas might think about wondering into their heads believing otherwise

god help anyone that has the misfortune to break into your home

he will love you until the day he dies and probably the eternity after too

Volks:

is much more openly affectionate after tying the knot

once you agreed to marry him and he knew you were the real deal and weren't going anywhere, he didn't really see the point in holding back

he actually partakes in a lot more little romantic gestures after your married, though all of them still not directly to your face cause he's still him and he gets embarrassed

little stuff like notes around the house telling you how much he loves you left in places he know you'll find it

or flowers waiting on the kitchen counter for you

or "I love you" written on your hand that you wake up to (also there might be some marker on either the pillow or your face or both oops)

also a card carrying member of the watching his spouse sleep club

he can't really cook but he makes decent money and also comes from a well off enough family so he can afford to get take out basically every night

if you cook then he will also try to learn to cook but it's very rough at first

he's very proud the first time he made pasta and it was edible and stuff

keeps his home very cozy

lots of blankets and pillows everywhere

he likes to cocoon himself up and will very much want you to join him

aside from the pillows and blankets and a few knick knacks he has very little in the way of home decor so either you have to bring all the flare into the home or you're both gonna be living pretty modern minimalist

really really really really really wants a dog

you have talked about getting a dog probably 10000 times

probably not as actively doting as Cole but he def pays attention and tries to make things happen or fix things quietly for you before they even become a problem

likes to take you camping with him, calls it a family camping trip

very into referring to the two of you (and maybe some dogs) as a family (since his kind of sucked A LOT)

is very proud to call you his spouse and will brag about it any chance he gets

doesn't get jealous too too often but he's still territorial so he WILL use any attention you get as a chance to brag about how he's your HUSBAND *points to his ring* for anyone who will give him the 5 seconds it takes for him to bring it up

Cashew:

the house is very cozy cottage nook vibes

a little hobbit hole esque

except there is def some kind of play room and/or a least a chest and something risque built into your bed room (pole, swing, whatever)

he has a library, he NEEDED to have a library

but there is also book shelves in every other room in the house as well

tries and fails to be a decent cook but now that he's a husband he's actually a little more set on getting gud scrub

he wants to be a supportive husband to you

I know I've said doting before on both other guys but yeah he is also p doting

loves your sunday rituals of snuggling up together under a bunch of blankets on your sofa and reading

he can't really cook but he knows how you take your coffee and can make it PERFECTLY

is very much one of those spouses that likes to do everything together

it can't just be you going to the store or him going to the store, you both have to do it

you can't just go straight there you have to re-group and THEN go to the store

he will act like happy newly weds with you well into your 20th anniversary

he has a lot of pictures of the two of you together all over the house but ESPECIALLY in his library/office

lots of sleepy early morning head kisses and leaning on each other as you wait for the coffee maker to get done making coffee vibes

lives you lots of notes everywhere

sometimes they're just normal house stuff ('DON'T LET ME FORGET MILK') but he's just as likely to write something romantic and sappy ('the sunlight through the trees this morning reminded me of your eyes <3')

big dorky snuggle nerd makes for big dorky snuggle HUSBAND

also he's gonna give off some slight dad vibes regardless of if you guys end up having kids

I think he's one of the only dudes who would definitely want kids eventually though??

he's very open to adopting

he wants to scoop an orphan up into your loving family and whisk them away on the strange and grand adventure called LIFE!

honestly though, kids or no kids, as long as he's with you he's happy

often looks at his ring and thinks of how lucky he is

[heyacris]

Asking them what's their body count:

[let-them-eat-rakes]

cashew in a sweater that is too big for him. do you see my vision

[percival-the-slothful]

BARK BARK ARFF ARFF MEOWWWWWW THAT'S MY BOY

Hi! Since you’re taking art requests, can I see Cashew? I love my nutty boy 🥜🥜🌰🌰

never passing up a chance to draw one of my favorite boys =w=

[percival-the-slothful]

Yo should I share my gay as hell cringe as hell doodle of me (Reece) and Cashew kissing on here

The Instagramerzzzzz loved it SO IDKK

[blushblushbear]

cashew headcanons please im so so gay for him

TIME FOR DIS NUT aka our darling little bookworm

cut cause I went on for a bit and none of it is important OOPS

okay first off since he's a college boy let's start with the fact that he has zero alcohol tolerance

like none

he'll have 2 sips of a light beer or a half a shot of malibu and he's red in the face sweating and swaying like 'oh wow, I'm really feeling it haha'

Same with coffee

anything past a normal strength cup he's VIBRATING

he doesn't have a heart condition like Nimh but give him a shot of espresso and he'll think he does

is constantly waiting for someone to ask him for book recommendations

and when they do he is sponge bob's eager face BOY IS OVER THE MOON

also he doesn't just read good books

he'll literally read anything

he ADORES trashy novels

especially if they're spicy *eyebrow wiggle*

he recognizes they aren't good but they are so wild and out of pocket like

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S SECRETLY HIS EX'S BROTHER AND ALSO HIS STEP MOM'S LOVER AND DATING HIS EVIL SECRET HALF COUSIN WHOSE TRYING TO KILL THEIR UNCLE AND HIS DAD BUT CAUGHT FEELINGS AND IS NOW PLOTTING TO TAKE HIM HOSTAGE ////WHAT?!////

he'd love shows like gossip girl and pretty little liars if they were BOOKS instead

except OOPS they are actually and he'd love to infodump about that little fact to me if I let him (at least I think they both are?? I know pretty little liars is-- THAT PLOT IS /NUTS/)

honestly he loves when things are written well but he also loves when plots are NUTS

the only kind of nuts he can have

well... second kind

he'd be a secret college slut (respectfully and also def not actually a secret) if he wasn't head over heels for you

now he's just in your dms/texts constantly

his family is just as quiet and mousey as he is

everyone is just as nerdy

though his dad doesn't read as much-- he's more tv and movies and games nerd

he gets his love of books from his mom's side

he'd KILL to be a librarian

or work at a bookstore

English major vibes

but not just vibes that actually is his major lol

has def had a crush on 3 different librarians growing up and 1 creative writing teacher

can't math for shit

his favorite parts of campus friends taking him on nights out is him getting to read in little corners he can find and the 3am breakfasts at the local diner

I've talked about this before but him Nimh and Poe are in a book club together

he thinks Nimh is the coolest cause he's a PA for a publisher

can read a harry potter length book series in an afternoon (also hates terfs <3 )

his favorite genres are romance of any kind but he does have a special fondness for the trashier romances, fantasy, and he does love a mystery but mostly cause he can never see the twists coming

the smartest idiot you'll ever meet

or maybe he's the dumbest smart guy???

either way he is both very clever and very simple all at once

also very well meaning

incapable of wrong

only of oops

(a lot of oops actually, he's kinda clumsy)

once went a whole day without eating cause someone recommended a new series and he LIKED IT VERY MUCH

I wish for the life of me I could remember ANY book series atm

I know of a few by like--- vaguely what they're about but I can't remember their names

he could though

he will spend whole dates telling you the plot of a book series in great detail

loves pets

not great with them

also low key allergic to a few

big rip cause he loves cuddles

cries over a cat at a distance while sniffing

also really likes birds

met a few birds as a squirrel and now he knows Poe who was a bird so like--

birds are buds of his

can't say no to something cute

cute eraser, cute pen, cute notebook, cute cookie, cute you

just can't refuse cute

would totally rock a cottage core vibe if he could manage to keep a plant alive

he lost his ficus Marcel and he's still low key getting over it

uses a wallet sized photo of you as a book mark

def has you or a pic of you and him as a lock screen

the home screen is a pic of a page of a book

is very good at those 'name the book this opening line is from' challenge

good omens, both the book and the show, WRECKED HIM

actually good omens was his fav book to screen adaption thus far

he has a few others but he's more excited about good omens

wants to be friends with Aziraphale

I could ramble on forever but I think I'll end it here

loves that hack where you put cheese on ramen