#caryard

[celticcrossanon]

Some Christmas Cheer, Aussie Style

Because this always makes me giggle :)

Sung? (if you can call it singing) by Bucko and Champs

Santa Claus Has Got A New Truck

(sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)

Lyrics under the cut

You better take care Cross at the lights If Santa sees you coming You can say goodnight Santa Claus has got a new truck

He's hotted it up Painted it red And he's cruising round town Like a petrol head Santa Claus has got a new truck

His hands are getting shaky His eyesight's up the creek I saw him knock a reindeer over Just the other week

It's all covered in lights Presents in the back But he got his license In a Weetbix pack Santa Claus has got a new truck

Called him at home But he's never there Spends the whole weekend At Autocare Santa Claus has got a new truck

He bought it at a caryard He paid for it with cash And every time he takes it out He has another almighty stack-up

You better watch out Keep your eyes peeled Santa's a menace When he's at the wheel Santa Claus has a new truck

Note: Weet-Bix is a very popular Australian breakfast cereal (also in New Zealand). In the past they used to have a collectable card in each pack, usually famous cricketers or some other sporting heroes - I only remember the cricketers.

[proudaussieboomer1957]

Showdown with a vampire in a caryard who drinks all of my overly iron-rich haemochromatosis blood and then with my dying last few breaths I activate the big electromagnet and they magnetise to it and I drop them in the car crusher

And say

Get cubed, idiot

And then die pushing the big "SQUISH" button while birdhouse in your soul plays over the credits and the camera pans up to the stars in the sky

[s2z]

Footscray, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. 2019-11-30 10:00:47 by stuart murdoch Via Flickr: A storm was brewing, we were car shopping and waiting for the dealer to open his yard. He never showed. One of several projects, that explore photography as evidence amongst other ideas. Blog | Tumblr | Twitter | Website | Instagram | photography links

[takabo77]

Young people are said to be away from cars, but many new cars seem to be on sale. However, it is not a car as a hobby but it seems that many practical and fuel-efficient cars are on sale. Recent new cars are not excited to see. 若者の車離れって言われているけど、新車はそれなりに売れてるんだろうなぁ。 でも、趣味としての車じゃなくて実用的で燃費が良いのが売れている感じ。 最近の新車は、見てもワクワクしないもんなぁ。 #newcars #caryard #sendaiport #japan #officer #sailor #seamenslife #roroship #rorovessel #carcarriervessel #lifeonship #新車 #仙台港 #roro船 (雷神ふ頭) https://www.instagram.com/p/By9KnzXBjml/?igshid=6ov2begfass4

[classiccar-photo]

Scrap yard stories... (4) #scrapyard #yunkyard #carcemetery #rust #rusty #caryard #scrap #broken #personalstories #coolclassicsneverdie #classiccarphoto #cars #carstory https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2Lw-Njk6X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qcyv5w6r1721

[editorsmusings]

It’s been a ROUGH start to 2020 but we refuse to be defeated. Still celebrating some awesome and talented creative women this women’s month so today we flash back to this amazing work from an awesome creative woman @magicowenphotography for volume 5 #modernmuse See more via our stories. We appreciate you @magicowenphotography you are out of this world and totally phenomenal in your creative purpose and pursuit. . . . . Model/Makeup: @kerry.annn Stylist: Magic Owen Hair: @victoriapickup Photos: @magicowenphotography THANK YOU to my favourite Location: @lc_hughes_scrap_yard Kit: @olympusuk #voixmeetsmode #VMM #modernmuse #muse #rebel #femaleempowerment #femalephotographer #olympusem1mark2 #fashioneditorial #artisticdirector #caryard #location #myfavouriteplace #fashion #photographer #strongwomen #red #recycled #stylist #lightroom #womenempowerment #women #womensupportingwomen #iwd2020 #internationalwomensday #celebratingwomen #flashbackfriday #flashback https://www.instagram.com/p/B9q-GHyg3h_/?igshid=1y0rq9bdclslb

[decayingcat]

Green trunk

[dredgen-nope]

one person in the city tested positive for uk strain covid.... I hope they're gonna be ok but also like. fuck. please. I need to move out and work in two months no outbreak PLEASE ._.

[itsyourfavoritecolors]

"Muddy Muddy (my) Town" (32) Untitled #monochrome #bw #blackandwhite #originalphotographers #orthostigmat35mmf45vl #epsonrd1s #series #country #escapism #myphotography #streetphoto_bw #leicalens #countryside #japan #steinheil #vintagelens #cars #streetphotography #yard #scrapyard #car #gloomyday #orthostigmat #sky #cloudy #broken #caryard #untitled

[anilais-blog]

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[theartofdavo77]

Differences... #relationships #wife #husbands #husbandandwife #cars #caryard #differences #safetyfeatures #safetyfirst #safety Like the comic? You can support it on www.patreon.com/born2drawcreations , and http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/quick-scribbles/list?title_no=72074 #quickscribbles #webcomic #webcomics #comicstrip #dailydraw #cartoon #humour #artofdavo77 #illustration #linewebtoons #webtoons

[defendafett]

2 years ago I bumped into this gal at @brisbanecitylandrover. I’m so glad I did. 😀 #landrover #landroverdefender #landroverdefender90 #defender90 #defender #loveofmylife #2yearanniversary #caryard @nat11harvey (at Brisbane City Land Rover)

[kilproductions]

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Full reveal. "The Car Yard" for @emotor.group Williamstown by @kilproductions Five long days but a good result. For sales enquires: kilproductions@bigpond.com #corvette #rollerskating #motorcycle #taxi #dinosaur #killerbee #octopus #rabbit #melburn #montanacans_au #melbournegraffiti #melbournestreetart #artist #art #interiordesign #exteriordesign #mancave #montanacans_au #garage #e-motor #aerosolart #cars #caryard #dealership #2017

[s2z]

Brooklyn, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. 2021-04-18 16:02:17 by stuart murdoch Via Flickr: A metaphor for the pandemic #2 Outdoors during an easing of the restrictions for the pandemic in April 2021. The major infrastructure projects have for the most part rumbled along. Until this week anyway. One of several projects, that explore photography as evidence amongst other ideas. Blog | Tumblr | Twitter | Website | Instagram | Photography links | s2z digital garden

[lmwndesigns-blog]

Rising from the ashes in Coober Pedy! - - - - #wrecks #cooberpedy #phoenix #roadtrip #caryard (at Coober Pedy, South Australia)