#carthief

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wittktbw time

“I once had an unpleasant time picking up my belongings from Mittermeyer’s house. It’s soured me on the whole concept.” WHATS THE TEA GIRL? did i fall asleep….reuenthal is mittermeyer & yang’s tempermental girlfriend.

< Is there a reason you’re so far from home tonight?

Yang frowned deeply, not answering that question, and shoved his phone in his pocket.

IM CACKLING!!! this subplot is crazy like who set the earth church on fireee🫠🤔 Bronner is the overbearing parent [spy near constantly watching yang’s every move on behalf of narratively so far unknown agents? or his own whimsy? bronner is an enigma so far or maby im slow but i love him.] yang never had.

“You don’t appreciate it?” Had he been alone, Reuenthal probably would have watched the building burn for a while longer, but Yang didn’t seem to like it as much as he did.

. i dont even have anything else to say about him. U gone find some way to keep warm on kapche lanka girl! Ykw is there….i cant even include the cute segments cuz it just makes me grin like a madman. the hooking legs stuff is so cute cuz i do that all the frikkin time. this is not meaningful liveread commentary ik.

“My name is Paul von Oberstein,” he said. “I believe we have a mutual… friend.” The hesitation on the last word was odd, and it distracted Reuenthal from the fact that he felt the name was familiar.

oberstein made friend by force😂😂😂😂 i love that so much. He found him vaguely unpleasant, and he wasn’t sure what had compelled Yang to help him. the reueobes beef survives spacetime and continuities!! issa must& issa need<3

Reuenthal’s feelings about serving beneath Yang were complicated, and not anything that he was going to share with this stranger, who he was finding more unpleasant by the second.

reuenthal going i wish& would love if yang had a leash on me but i dont want this strange new fellow to clock my tea like dattt—

But all jokes aside doe omg... i think this is time for yet another titledrop. servants of the pharaoh™️moment.ok so on one level, yang is becoming increasingly enmeshed with the crown in ways that oppose his republicanist beliefs [its interesting how canon verse wise the decision to save people in el facil made him a hero, while in the empire, a blatant honor driven+ revanchist place, that made him a sort of derelict] and on another level, u have this quasi pseudo underground nascent camp within that wants yang to or at the very least is aware that any other person in yang’s place [for example, canon lotgh reinhard] would absolutely utilize this conditional sense of favor he has w/ the kaiser to make him more powerful- or at the very least, a buildup to that notion forming- but knowing REUENTHAL. and knowing OBERSTEIN. knowing my evil sisters…. how will this unfold? and MITTERMEYER. they were 3 heads of reinhard’s sharpened crown but im so excited to see how theyll be under someone like yang!!!..

Nat i love the way u write space stuff u put the milsf in milsf….

“Is he some kind of noble type, then?” Mittermeyer asked. There was a momentary pause. “Never mind, don’t answer that question.” Reuenthal could just picture the look on Mittermeyer’s face. “Do you know where he is?”

Reuenthal chose that moment to step out of the watch post and slide down the ladder to the ground.

“He’s right here,” Reuenthal said.

THENOBLESTOFTHEMALL oh my god i want 50k fanarts of THIS… mittermeyer calling reuenthal by name😵😵😵😵😵 the fact that theyre having a bitter moment in their relationship & they re still so amazingly complementary in combat.

Despite everything, Reuenthal wouldn’t have chosen anyone else to have at his side during something like this. THEN MITTERMEYER SAID. SAID. Omg. Im dizzy. then they were rescued!

I want to punt reuenthal into the sun….(i </3 the descriptions of mittermeyer’s body language.. his little tics & gesticulations.. what reuenthal does and doesnt recognize..</3)

At this point, Mittermeyer stood up, knocking his barstool back, and grabbed the collar of Reuenthal’s shirt, pulling him forward and breathing heavily. “I told you to keep her name out of your mouth.”

“And then you told me to talk, so which is it?” Reuenthal smirked a little. He had forgotten what it was like to have Mittermeyer’s hands on him, have his face so close to his own, and it was thrilling. Even though Mittermeyer was ferociously angry at him, if this was the best he could get, if he had to goad Mittermeyer into it, he would take it.

TURN ME UP!!!! The way their fight ended ohhhh my gawd MR Nation wake UP☝🏾…

Yang was silent for a moment before answering. “To give someone power over yourself is to trust them not to hurt you, or, at least, if you must be hurt, to use you in service of some sort of shared goal.” He rubbed at the back of his neck. “Power without that kind of trust is violence.” … (forgive me for skipping but i think ive legit posted 1/4th of this fic) “I don’t know,” Yang said, though he clearly did. “Because it’s just the way you look at the world.”

“What do you mean?”

“Oberstein is interested in the injustices of the past, so I told him about that. You….” He trailed off for a second. “You’re interested in power.”

OH THIS CONVO IS SOOOO JUICY..Like so juicy. i can taste it….

“If you think that I’ve given you power over me, don’t you think you should use it?” It was a loaded question, and Reuenthal realized that he was holding his wine glass very, very tightly. He relaxed, deliberately.

Me being fully aware that this convo is about ambition, power, and what it means to be a servant or master under a militaristic regime….. and how yang is compartmentalizing the FUCK!! out of his feelings and having no choice but to.. take it?? while reuenthal is gagging for it & also being , fundamentally, a braindead fujoshi:

with the following

“Order me to not see him again.”

“Why would I do that?” Yang asked, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Look, Oskar…”

HOW CAN I NOT SAY..

50 different diversionary convos but at least reuenthal was able to give yang his cute corny mug :)

we’re back to the main sotp and i BURST OUT LAUGHING. DID YOU KNOW MOST ARSONISTS R HOMOSEXUALS? YEA. MY FRIEND LOUIS THE VAMPIRE IS ONE!😂😂😂😂😂 Bronner i love you.

the martin& kircheis plot is already soooo so sad. i love u but i dont Trust U😢😢😢😢 what i said earlier about them not being two halves of the same self being integral in w/e coming next. and speaking of, the mention of LooB reinhard & frederica trolling the fuc out of reuenthal⚰️⚰️⚰️✌🏾 . love that callback. this is 500x funnier than canon reuerein bc reuenthal’s meeting reinhard (indirectly) and has already used up his fanboy quota on yang so hes just like. “I’ll probably have a grudge against him until the day one of us dies.” Bro U 28 years old🤣 Kircheis My baby😢😢😢😢Seeing reinharto after 74 years..

Commodore Bronner will accuse anyone and everyone of being a homosexual. When I worked at the PI unit, more than half the files he handed me had a big ‘homosexual?’ written in the personal notes section. Hes a fudanshi…(he knows how to use shock factor n prolly is right about 1 in every 20 space citizen if our cast is any indication of da GP!)

He felt like he was teetering on a precipice, the yawning chasm of the future. He would be graduating in just a few months, and then he, too, would be one of His Majesty’s servants. And he might even come face to face with Reinhard, that way. And if he did, what would both of them do?

BROOOOO . ima die. 😢😢😢😢😢 i love how that chapter ended & we’re like oh yeah mittermeyer had his first fight w/ his wife! & we r totally headed into the nobles that try to lock mittermeyer up will we get a kastropf incident w/ the meier’s here and/or will it be more canon aligned where mittermeyer gets fed up& they ship him back to odin to get tortured by flegel? i digress.

is there any reason why ur beard thinks my wife is her girlfriend. funniest thing ever.

Mittermeyer had killed one of the baron’s relatives. The circumstances under which he had done so were not explained. The letter ended with the baron saying that he had arrested the offender and was returning him to Odin to be “dealt with” by Baron Flegel.

truly my near photographic memory of lotgh this aint a flex im not ok carries my reading of the first 3 -4 books of wiaw… i feel like after sotp tho ima b thrown ina water w/ da rest so ima enjoy my nostradamian like powers while i can..

OH THIS IS GETTING SO FUCKING GOOD I GOTTA BE UP SO EARLY TOMORRA BUT THIS IS SOOOOO. SOSOSOSO FYE. THE SITHATION IS ESCALATING!!!!

Yang having to petition amarie .. amarie… for mittermeyer’s life. the petition for mittermeyer’s life in lotgh being one of the show’s most tender intimate moments (w./ reuenthal begging reinhard for mittermeyer’s life - staring devotion and love down) now being part of wiaw’s own patchwork of plotlines. ofc u have reuenthal wanting to go scorched earth but he cant here.. amarie helped mittermeyer bc of eva’s ‘innocence’ [ proximity to heteronormativity .. in that she truly loves mittermeyer + had no awareness of magdalena’s queerness ] & bc she was cognizant of yang as a militaristic/ political pawn necessary to sway the balance of succession in favor of her husband… its the sort of beginning of the end of sorts. amazing.

THE GIRLS WAS FINNA KILL EACHOTHER LANAODODKXJD. reuenthal i support u. take dat boy head off w/ nun but ur teeth

“Should I ask you why you have a copy of my house key?” & i support evangeline killing reuenthal

THE FINAL TITLE DROP…AND THE MOST PAINFUL. YANG CASTING HIS LOT IN THE CLAIM FOR THE THRONE. HE HAS BECOME. A SERVANT OF (two different) PHARAOH(s) for now

Every step he took felt like another rung on the ladder of bones.

and we continue forward.. another turn of history’s page or wdf the narrator be saying

[brownsplodge]

WHICH IDIOT WOULD STEAL A RAINBOW COLOURED PICKUP TRUCK

There is way to little art with the rainbow basher in it.

[moleshow]

carthief replied to your post “i cannot live somewhere with such.. Queers. like there’s no gay people...”

u know whats crazy. i think baltimore has ur type of faggots und gays honestly

oh i mean any actual city does (excluding the west coast because i’ve had enough of it)

[gerimars]

HAVE YOU SEEN BENNY? (Stolen Dog & Car) . Benny is a black and white Shih Tzu poodle. He wears a black cloth harness with a pink ID tag that is engraved with his name and home phone number. The vehicle is a silver 2000 Honda Civic 4-door, license plate 7JPJ454, with a greenish-colored sticker on the rear bumper. . Loving dog mom @RavenMystere is beside herself. Not only did someone steal her car, her precious pup Benny was inside. This happened in Hollywood on January 19, at Cahuenga Boulevard and Whitley Terrace. If you have any information or have seen either the dog or the vehicle, please contact Raven at (323) 337-2727 or @LAPDHollywood at (213) 972-2971. . There is a report that the dog may have been seen wandering in the area surrounding Cahuenga Blvd. and Whitley Terrace. . Raven's friend @KirkDeLong66 has created a @GoFundMe campaign for her, to help her replace her stolen car and find Benny. The link is below and in the bio on Raven's Instagram page, if you'd like to help. As you can imagine, the ordeal has been difficult and heartbreaking. Raven desperately wants to find Benny. . https://www.gofundme.com/f/raven-car-fund . There is also an Instagram account: @FindBennyTheDog . Thank you in advance to all who offer assistance. Please, share this with your friends in the Los Angeles/Hollywood area. . . #Dogs #Dog #LostDog #StolenDog #MissingDog #MissingPet #Missing #Pets #Pet #HaveYouSeenHim #PetOwner #HondaCivic #Honda #StolenCar #CarThief #CarTheft #Theft #Robbery #Crime #Heartbreak #Hollywood #LosAngeles #SouthernCalifornia #SoCal #Cahuenga #WhitleyTerrace #NeighborhoodWatch #ActorsLife #Help #GoFundMe (at Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7netq6JOYO/?igshid=4lj5i5l3ltkh

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Dude picked the wrong car to steal… @ufc Welterweight @bomayemma - Lucky he didn’t get his head taken off! #ufc #mma #carthief #crime #police #fighting #fighter #crazy #boxing #nottoday #cars #jukeboxdc #torquetube #snuffmedia https://www.instagram.com/p/CSe73NjDAd0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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This is tragic. The best @beastieboysstory album ever. Tossed to the side of the road like a half eaten 7-11 hotdog. #paulsboutique #beastieboys #cd #eggman #3minuterule #carthief #inbetweencarspissinsmokin #notlikethecrackyouputinapipelikecrackonyourforeheadheresatowelnowwipe #highplainsdrifter (at Worcester, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMXiBXKBJjk/?igshid=ox3zatduqyfp

[gcdesigning]

So somebody stole my catalytic converter from my car at night. Don’t worry thieves karma will bite you. #stolen #muffler #hyundai #thief #carthief #vancouver #surreybc (at Surrey, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKDrM3vFwwr/?igshid=1ghek0g8d5lc3

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chicago i think that would be cool

like if classes are going to be online i would rather study somewhere with something to offer. and public transportation. because this whole “walk an hour to get to a grocery store that isn’t overpriced” shit is not working. plus we already have a place to stay for free in chicago... i cannot see why i would PAY to live someplace UGLY with STRAIGHT PEOPLE on every corner...

sorry i just can’t get over how UGLY people are here too. they think punk is COOL like oh my god it’s so heterosexual out here everyone thinks it’s the 90s and they’re being revolutionary for being Anarchists in Olympia Washington like girl what did you ACCOMPLISH

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