#carter sully sullivan

[druggeddraccus]

i got my puppy today 💚 now just to name him

we’ve got a short list now lol (except it’s not really short we’ve just shortened it from what it was)

Jack

Copper

Sullivan (Sully)

Gilbert

Indiana (Indy) 💚

Carter 💚

Wesley

Phillip (Lip)

Harlan💚

George

Tramp

Edit: went with a name not even on this list lmao. His name is Bandit

[obsessiveshayme]

I don't get why people acting like the last three games were not embarrassing until and if you want this team to be better you are a bad fan. Yeah we might be number three in the standings now but if we can't keep a lead how long will that last? How the fuck did this team blow a four goal lead last night????

But I wanted sully be gone for a long time because I don't think he's a good coach. Kiss my ass if you want to call me out about that but this man cannot get us out of the first round. He does not really coach as well out of droughts. He makes baffling line decisions that everyone is talking about right now. He needs to either get his shit together or go. Structure the lines right and bench players when they are playing bad.

Saying that Dumo and Jeff Carter are paying bad is not being a hater its just reality. Lots of people on the team are playing bad right now and it's coming from the coaching staff. I don't get understand why Sullivan is so damn untouchable when Disco Dan was not and we won Cups with both.

I just want another cup before Geno retires so he can be the Russian born player with the most cups. I don't see that happening under Sullivan.

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Neutralised (1994) [2/?]: Characters Full Names & Nicknames (& Actors)

Andreina Diletta Neri 'Andi' - Robin Wright Abraham Salvador Varela Machado 'Abe/Bram' - Alfred Molina Caleb Joseph Willow 'Cal/C.J' - Cary Elwes Dove January Lewis 'D.J' - Alfre Woodard Esmé Poppy Verity - Janeane Garofalo Faustus Genghis Sanchez Blanco 'Faust' - Hank Azaria Grayson Newton Bryant 'Gray' - Harold Perrineau Hunter Tanner Kingsley 'King' - Chris Farley Ichabod Thanatos Mortimer - Danny DeVito Jared Reed Foster 'J.R' - Kirk Acevedo Kane Rayner Carter 'K.C' - Philip Seymour Hoffman Lance Raphael Carter - John Goodman Monday Lijsbeth Duke 'Mona/Mona Lisa' - Patricia Arquette Noam Dexter Gold - Oliver Platt Omega Dorian Finch -Willem Dafoe Peyton Rhea Blythe - Regina King Russel Montana Warszawski 'Russ' - Adam Sandler Sullivan Merritt Landon 'Sully' - Christopher Lloyd Tuesday Jantine Duke 'T.J' - Reese Witherspoon Victor Marley Jamison 'Vic' - Mike Myers Winslow Miller Warszawski - Brad Garrett Xavier Phoenix Solomon - David Spade Yancy Myron Haggard - Kiefer Sutherland Zoey Maitland Knight - Geena Davis

[immawritethat]

WIP Introduction: With the Assist

Professional superpowered sidekick Carter Sullivan (or Private Freedom, as he’s known professionally) has been at the game for roughly a decade now, but he doesn’t mind avoiding all the attention that comes with being a hero. Sure, he’s nearly twenty-five and still sometimes treated like a kid, but there’s far less pressure being the sidekick—no major world saving expectations, not nearly as many life or death decisions, and far fewer people hounding about his secret identity. Plus, Colonel Justice treats him well, and always has, so things are great!

Well, aside from the significantly lower pay, the fact that work has continuously keeps you from getting your degree, the restrictions from some of P.E.A.C.E.’s resources, and villains directly using you as bait to get to your mentor, things aren’t so bad! Unless you focus a little too much on the obsessive fans, the snide remarks and uncomfortable jokes from the public, and lingering lack of fulfillment from all this time without any career growth…

Okay, maybe it’s not so great. And Sully isn’t the only one feeling it.

With sharply rising rates of insubordination and mental health leave among the sidekick community, P.E.A.C.E. establishes a Sidekicks Anonymous Division—an unregulated, completely sidekick operated group to let them air complaints and grievances about the job. Some suggest this is a bad idea and only going to make the sidekicks needier and whinier, while others believe that this is a step in the right direction and they should continue on to allow mental and emotional support to all heroes.

Of course, the support group isn’t exactly what was imagined. Some come broken up inside, others angry at the Partnership, others just a little stressed out and have nowhere better to be on their weeknights because the job has taken away any possibility of a social life. And one by force, with a looming threat disciplinary probation if he doesn’t get his shit together. Slowly, the support groups falls into four factions: those who want heal, those who want to leave, those who want to go solo, and those who just don’t know what to do.

Genre: New adult superhero fiction

Progress: Outlining/writing a collection of prequel short stories

Goal: Unsure. Publishing maybe? Probably?

Themes: Found family, friendship, moral righteousness

Major Characters:

Carter “Sully” Sullivan, Private Freedom: Sully has had his powers and his current job for just under a decade now, having joined P.E.A.C.E. in his sophomore year of high school, and creeping up on his twenty-fifth birthday. A kind soul, Sully tries earnestly to always do what’s best for the majority, even if that means it puts himself at risk. Even before his powers, this habit proved to be dangerous time and time again, getting him into scrapes he didn’t need to be in, much to his fathers’ dismay. This reached an extreme level when Sully didn’t hesitate before throwing himself in front of a speeding car to save a child. He survived, but barely—and only through the kindness of a stranger who then blessed him with the ability to have strength matching his selflessness. 

Andrea “Andi” Bianchi, Ember: Andi is a hothead—literally. She’s always had a temper, and being nineteen, queer, Catholic-raised, and the ability to generate flames from her hands alone certainly adds fuel to the fire. She’s only had her powers for about three years, after contracting an illness that left her insides laced with flame, and she’s steadily working on controlling them...and herself.

Marcus Guerrero, Shadow: Marcus holds to the belief that the only good thing that happened to him was meeting his heroic mentor, who gave him a new start after a shitty first twelve years of his life, and a way to channel all his negative energy. But nine years of fighting crime has taken its toll, and Marcus isn’t half as saved as Glasswing intended. Armed with the ability to shadow travel and the strength of a special ops soldier, Marcus is a force to be reckoned with. But his recent reversion to fits of rage and irrationality makes him has turned public opinion towards the worse, and he is kept within the Partnership only due to Glasswing’s insistence, with the promise that he will keep him under wraps. Because of this, Marcus is sent to support group under the recommendation—or rather force—of his hero.

Juliet Springfield, Oracle: Juliet is trying. She just wanted to get through her senior year with a decent GPA, and maybe even try to figure out what the hell she was going to do with her life. As it turns out, her future is protecting everyone else’s. As it turns out, she’s Apollo’s newest oracle; he won’t specify what happened the the last one, but she can take her guesses. Given her clumsy, anxious nature, she’s not so sure that she can manage to be a sidekick, especially not a good one. And the visions dancing more and more rapidly in her head? Well, they’re far from sugarplums.

Casey Han, Thunder: Casey knows he’s not the youngest person in PEACE, nor the person with the most dangerous power, but that doesn’t mean he resents it any less. The oldest son of two popular heroes, Casey knows he’s expected to follow in their footsteps, but he’s petrified of accidentally zapping someone to death and frankly? He just wants to be a normal fourteen year old. Maybe even go on a date, and do something dumb and reckless with friends. But his parents have taken every step to give him the perfect path to be a top hero and he can’t just shun that.

[feliciamontagues]

Sid/Sullivan but it’s that scene from Ant Man and the Wasp*

Sullivan: You got away with it this time, Carter, but I'll be seeing you again.

Sid: Where? Where will you be seeing me again?

Sullivan: In general I'll see you. The next time you... do something bad, I'll be there....to catch you.

Sid:  Oh...I thought you were inviting me somewhere.

Sullivan: Why would I do that?

Sid: That's what I was wondering. Why would you do that? 

Sullivan:   You thought I was inviting you like... to a party? Or dinner or something? No, I meant to, like, arrest you.  I'll arrest you later again.

Sid: Take it easy.

Sullivan: Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean ...Because I'm free...

*Shortened/adapted a little and names changed to make it fit

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

Ok, so found this ass old doodle in the hellhole of my Tumblr.

Who's reads In and Out, the woman is actually Carter and I have a shit ton of drawings of her.

Who's not, at least Sammy Drake, ya golden boi™, is there. He doesn't exactly look like himself... But naaah, who cares?

[hobis-hope94]

~ A Girl Like You ~

AN: i’m really missing watching new father brown so i thought i’d finally write for my beloved sid ❤️

Summery: London’s first and only female Detective Inspector moves to Kembleford to get away from the loud, demanding and busy city. She meets an unlikely hero.

Paring: eventually Sid Carter x female!reader

Characters: female!reader, Sid Carter, Father Brown, Mrs McCarthy, train conductor and drunk man. Inspector Sullivan is mentioned.

Warnings: mentions of alcohol, mentions of food, pubs, drunk man being creepy and loads of fluff.

(gif not mine):

You were on the train to Kembleford. You were told you should get out of the city for a while. You? A London girl in the country?

It was a beautiful summer’s day in 1954, you were wearing a beautiful summer dress which was red and had white dots on it.

“Kembleford,” you said thoughtfully, as you looked out the window.

You fiddled with the locket which hung on your neck. Who suggested your break from the city? Your mentor, Inspector Sullivan. He spoke highly of the beautiful village of Kembleford, so who were you to judge?

“Kembleford Station, ladies and gentlemen, this is Kembleford Station,” the train conductor shouted cheerfully.

You smiled and gathered your luggage.

“Miss Y/L/N?” You turned to see a priest, wearing a capello romano hat, glasses and holding an umbrella. By his side stood a kind looking old lady.

“Ah. You must be the famous Father Brown,” you said, you recognised him from the stories Inspector Sullivan told you.

“Inspector Sullivan has told me great things about you,” Father Brown said, helping you off the train.

“And you,” you said smiling.

“This is Mrs McCarthy, the parish security,” Father Brown said, smiling at you.

You smiled at Mrs McCarthy.

“And this is Sidney Carter,” Father Brown said, as a tallish man in a green chauffeur’s uniform came up to you.

“Friends call me Sid,” Sid said, gently taking your luggage from you.

“Ah. Sully’s told me all about you,” you said, feeling your cheeks heat up.

“Hm. Probably not the best information, I bet,” Sid said as you all began to walk to Sid’s car.

“Meh. It was a mix,” you shrugged.

“Oh yeah? What did he say?” Sid asked, putting your luggage in the boot.

“That you’re a common thief,” you said, Sid nodded as he listened. “A bit of a rubbish one too.” You giggled at Sid’s face.

“Rude,” Sid said, you caught Father Brown slightly agreeing with you. “Also rude.” Sid pointed at father brown.

“And that I need to watch myself around you,” you added.

“Oh yeah? Why’s that?” Sid asked, opening the car door for you.

“Because you’ll flirt with anything that moves,” you said in a matter of fact tone.

Sid eyed Father Brown as he let out a laugh.

“I should let you know, Carter. I’m a very respected woman in London,” you stated, as Sid got in the driver’s seat.

“Oh yeah. What’re you? A lady or some thin’?” Sid asked, turning to look at you.

“No,” you said, “I’m London’s first and so far only female Detective Inspector,” you added proudly.

Everyone stared at you. You grinned.

———

After a long day of sight seeing, Father Brown gave the best tours and Mrs M? She makes the best scones. You felt you were settled. You were sitting at the pub, sipping on your drink, when a drunk man came over to you.

“What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?” He slurred, sitting too close to you for your liking.

“I’m entitled to be here. Same as you,” you said, bravely.

“Oh yeah? Women should be at home. Making dinner for their husbands,” he said.

“Well. I don’t have a husband. So if you don’t mind,” you said standing up.

“If you don’t have a husband, fancy coming back to mine?” He asked, grabbing your wrist.

“How so very polite,” you mocked. “No. I’m fine.” You said firmly.

“Ah come on sweetheart. Just one night with me,” he said, touching your face.

“I said no, thank you,” you said, beginning to feel scared.

“I promise-“ he said.

“Oi! The girl said no, she means no,” Sid’s voice sounded like music to your ears.

You smiled slightly as Sid shoved the man off you and stood in front of you.

“Alright, Carter. Being the hero, are we?” The man asked.

“Nah. Hero’s not really my thing,” Sid shrugged. “But if I see lowlifes like you, tarting a woman who doesn’t want to spend time with you, then I’ll step up. Because when a woman says no, she mean no,” Sid said, standing up tall.

The man sneered at him then left you alone.

“You didn’t have to do that,” you said gratefully.

“Did he hurt you?” Sid asked, looking at you.

“My wrist hurts a little. But other than that, no,” you said honestly.

“Let me walk you back to your hotel room. It’s clearly not safe for you to be out here on your own right now,” Sid said gently.

You thanked him and you both walked along. Sid noticed you slightly shiver as the evening got colder, he gently draped his jacket around your shoulders.

“Well, Sully neglected to mention how much of a gentleman you are, Sidney Carter,” you said smiling as you pulled Sid’s jacket around you tighter.

“Yeah well, me and Sullivan didn’t quite see eye to eye did we?” Sid said smiling, lighting a cigarette.

“He did arrest you a lot didn’t he,” you said giggling.

“Almost every other day,” Sid said.

When you arrived in your hotel room, you began taking Sid’s jacket off.

“Hm. Keep it. Give it back to me tomorrow. These rooms get cold at nights,” Sid said, turning slightly red.

“Th…thank you,” you said blushing.

“D’you maybe …fancy getting something to eat together tomorrow? Maybe? I can show you all the non holy sights the Father “forgot” to show you,” Sid said, scratching the back of his neck.

“I’d love that,” you said, smiling.

“Well…then…see you tomorrow…say…11?” Sid asked.

“11 sounds perfect,” you said.

“G’night, Y/N,” Sid said gently.

“Good night, Sidney,” you said.

“Sid…friends call me Sid,” Sid said, you blushed.

“Good night, Sid…thank you again for saving me,” you said smiling.

“Anytime,” Sid said smiling.

Sid left and you shut the door behind you. Smiling. Maybe moving to Kembleford was a good idea.

[trans-and-baby-names]

Masculine Names

Aaron  Abdul Abe  Abel Abraham  Abram Ace Achilles  Adair Adam Adonis Adrian Adriel  Ahmed Ajax Ajay Aiden Alan Albert Alejandro Alex Alexander Alfonso Alfred Alistair Alister Allen  Alonzo Amadeo Amadeus Amani Amari Ambrose Amir Anders  Anderson Andre Andreas Andrew Andy Angel Angelo Angus Ansel  Anson Anthony Antonio Apollo Aries Archer Archie Aristotle Arlo  Arnaldo Arnold Arsenio Arthur Arturo Arwin Asa Asher Aslan Atlas  Atticus Aubrey August Augustin Augustine Augustus Aurelio Aurelius Austin Axel  Aziz

Balthazar  Bane Barnabas  Barnaby Barney Baron  Barrett Basil Bastian  Bear Beau Beck Ben Benjamin  Benji Bentley Bernard Bertram Bertrand  Blake Blaze Blue Bobby Bodhi Booker Boris  Boston Bowie Boyd Brad Bradford Bradley Bram  Bramwell Bran Brandon Brandt Braxton Braylen Brayden Brendon  Brent Brett Brian Briar Brick Bridge Bridger Brock Brody Brogan  Bronx Brook Brooks Bruce Bruno Brutus Bryce Bryson Buck Bud Buddha  Buddy Buck Burt Burton Buster Buzz Byron 

Cade  Caden Cain  Cairo Caius Calder  Caleb Callum Calvin Cam  Cameron Camillo Campbell Carl  Carlisle Carlito Carlo Carlos Carlton  Carmine Carson Carter Casper Caspian Cassian  Cassias Cato Cecil Cedar Cedric Cesar Chad Chadwick  Chance Charles Charlton Chase Chauncey Chester Chidi Chip  Christoff Christoph Christopher Christian Chuck Cian Cillian  Clarence Clark Claud Clay Clayton Cliff Clifford Clint Clinton  Clyde Coby Cody Colby Cole Collin Colt Colton Conan Connor Conrad  Constantine Cooper Copper Corbin Cornelius Cory Cosmo Cosmos Costas Craig Crispin Cruz Curt Curtis Cyrus

Dale  Dallas  Dalton Damien  Damon Dan Dane Daniel  Dante Darius Darrel Darren  Dash Dashiell Davey David Dawson  Dax Daxton Deacon Dean DeAndre Declan  Demetrius Denali Dennis Denny Denzel Derek  Derrick Des Desmond Dewey Dex Dexter Diego Diesel  Dion Dirk Dixon Dmitri Dominic Donatello Donovan Dorian  Doug Douglas Draco Drew Duke Duncan Dustin Dusty Dwayne Dwight  Dylan Dyson 

Earl  Easton  Edgar Edmund  Eduardo Edward Edwin  Egon Eli Elijah Elias  Elliott Ellis Elroy Elton  Emanuel Emeric Emerson Emery  Emil Emiliano Emmett Emrys Enrique  Enzo Eric Ernest Ernesto Ernie Esteban  Ethan Eugene Eustace Euvan Evan Evander Everett  Ezekiel Ezra 

Fabian  Fabio Falcon  Faustus Felix Ferdinand  Fergus Ferguson Fernando Fidel  Fido Finbar Findlay Finn Finnley  Fionn Fisher Fitz Fletcher Flint Florence  Florian Ford Forrest Fort Foster Fowler Fox  Francesco Francis Francisco Franco Frank Frankie  Franklin Fred Freddy Fredrick Frederico

Gabe  Gabriel  Gael Gage  Gale Galen Garfield Garrett Gaston Gatsby  Gavin Geoffrey Geordie George  Gerald Gerard Gideon Gil Gilbert  Gilberto Giovanni Glenn Gordon Gordy  Grady Graham Grant Gray Grayson Gregg  Gregory Grey Griffin Griffith Grover Gunner  Gunther Gus Gustavo Guy 

Hades  Hal Hamilton  Hank Hans Harley Harrison  Harry Hawk Hayden Hayes Heath Hector  Henrik Hendrix Henry Herb Herbert Herbie  Hercules Hermes Hershel Hiram Holden Howard  Howie Hudson Hugo Humphrey Hunter Hux Huxley 

Ian Igor Iker Irvin Isaac Isaiah Ivan 

Jace  Jack Jackson  Jacob Jaques Jaden  Jake Jalen Jamal James  Jameson Jared Jason Jax  Jay Jed Jedidiah Jefferson  Jeffrey Jeremiah Jeremy Jerome  Jerry Jesus Jethro Jett Jim Jimmy  Joe Joel Johan Johannes John Johnny Jonah  Jonas Jonathan Jones Jordan Jose Joseph Joshua  Josiah Juan Juanito Judah Judas Judd Jude Jules Julian  Julien Julio Julius Junior Jupiter Jurgen Justice Justin Justus 

Kaden  Kai Kaiser  Kale Kaleb Kane  Keane Keanu Keaton  Keegan Keenan Keith  Kellen Kenan Kendrick  Kenneth Kenzo Keoni Kevin Khalid  Kian Kieran Kiernan Kingsley Kingston Killian  Kip Kwan Kyle

Lachlan  Lake Lamar  Lance Lancelot  Landon Lane Larkin  Larry Lars Laurence Laurent  Lawrence Lawson Lazlo Legend Leif  Leith Leland Leo Leon Leonardo Leopold  Leroy Levi Liam Lincoln Linden Logan Loki  London Lonnie Lonny Lorcan Lorenzo Lou Louie  Louis Luc Luca Lucas Lucian Lucky Luke Lupe Luther

Maddox  Maksim Malachi  Malachy Malakai Malcolm  Malik Manfred Manny Marcel Marcello  Marcellus Marcio Marcius Marco Marcos  Marcus Marian Marino Mario Marius Mark  Marlin Marlon Marmaduke Marques Mars Marshall  Martin Marty Marvel Marvin Massimo Mason Matt Matteo  Matthew Maurice Maverick Max Maximilian Maximus Maxwell  Melvin Mercury Meredith Merritt Micah Michael Miguel Miles  Milo Mitchell Moe Monte Montgomery Murdoch Murphy Murray Murtagh  Murtaugh Myles

Nathan  Nathaniel  Ned Nelson  Nemo Neo Neon  Neptune Neville  Newt Newton Nick  Nicky Nicola Nicolai  Nicholas Niko Noah Noel Nolan  Norm Norman Novak 

Obadiah  Octavio Octavius  Odin Olaf Oleg Oliver  Olivier Omar Orion Orlando  Orville Osborn Oscar Oso Osvaldo  Oswald Ottis Otto Owen Oz Ozzy

Pablo  Palmer Panther  Parker Pascal Patrick Paul  Paxton Pedro Penn Percival Percy Perseus  Peter Peyton Phil Philip Phineas Phoenix Pier  Pierce Pierre Pilot Pluto Porter Poseidon Preston  Prince Prosper

Qadir  Quincy Quinn  Quinton 

Raiden  Ralph Ramone  Ramses Randall Randolph  Randy Raphael Ravi Ray Raymond Red  Reece Reggie Reginald Regis Reid Remington  Reuben Rex Reynald Reynaldo Reynard Rhett Rhys  Ricardo Richard Richie Richmond Rick Ricky Rico Ridge  Riley Rio Riordan River Robert Roberto Robbie Rocco Rocky  Rodney Rodrigo Roger Ricky Riley Rod Rodrick Roger Roland  Roman Romeo Ross Rowan Rudy Rufus Russell Ryder Ryker Rylan Ryland 

Salem  Salvador  Salvator Sam  Samir Sampson Samson  Samuel Sander Sandford Sanjay  Santiago Saul Sawyer Scott Sean Sebastian  Septimus Serge Sergio Seth Seus Seymour Shane  Shawn Shayne Sheldon Shepherd Sherlock Sherman Shin Sidney  Sigmund Silas Silver Silvester Simon Sinclair Sinjin Sirius  Slade Slate Sol Solomon Sonny Sparrow Spartacus Spencer Spike  Soren Stan Stanford Stanley Steele Stephen Steven Stevie Stone Sven Summit  Sullivan Sully Sylvester

Tad  Tag Talon  Tanner Tate  Ted Teddy Teo Teodor  Teodoro Terence Terrell  Terry Tex Thad Thaddeus Thane  Thatcher Theo Theoden Theodore Thomas  Thor Thorn Tiberius Tiger Tito Titus Timothy  Titus Tobias Toby Tommy Tony Topher Trace Travis  Trent Trenton Trev Trevor Trey Tristan Troy Truman Tucker  Tudor Tullio Tullius Tully Tycho Tyler Tyrell Tyrese Tyrone  Tyson

Uberto  Ulric Ulrich  Ulysses Uriah Urban Urijah  Uriel

Van  Vance  Vaugn Victor  Vince Vincenco Vincent  Vinny Virgil Vlad Vladimir 

Wade  Walden  Waldo Walker  Wallace Wally Walt  Walter Warner Warren  Watson Waylon Wayne Wendall  Wesley Westley Weston Wilbert  Wilbur Wilder Wiley Wilfred Will William  Winston Wolf Wolfe Wolfgang Woodrow Wyatt 

Xander  Xavier Xavion  Xenon

Yael  Yahir York Yosef  Yousef Yusef

Zac  Zach Zachariah  Zacharias Zachary Zack  Zander Zane Zayden Zeke  Zeus Ziggy Zion Zoltan

[perfectdisastcr]

💗 i would like a list of all 3 million potential pairings please 🙈

my god, i would love to take the time out of my day to give that to you, and just know that we can ship literally anybody and everybody because that’s all we ever do in the first place and you know how much i love doing that with you too. my favorite writing partner everybody, bre is hands down the best partner in the whole world, and i’m lucky enough to be able to have her at all. she’s mine and i’m never going to let her go because i love her so much! she’s literally the best thing to ever happen to me and i know i wouldn’t be here through the shitty times and all without her! everybody better go follow her right now and send her all the love i swear to god, because she’s the only person on this hell site that shows me the attention that i deserve! also that list of potential pairings is below the cut, and don’t say i didn’t warn you. 👀

send 💗 if you’re open to the possibility of a romantic ship eventually happening between our muses

all these characters are up for shipping with all your characters:

alex gardiner (paul rudd) alexander hamilton (lin-manuel miranda) alex mullner (brant daughterty) alice liddell (madelyn cline) alisha khara (jameela jamil) annie abel (luna blaise/anya chalotra) antonia moreno (victoria justice) apollonia levine (anastasia karanikolaou) arthur pendragon (niall horan) ashley spinelli (ursula corbero) aspen rhodes (sofia black-d'elia) astrid porter (karlie kloss) audrey ramirez (selena gomez) august khalil (rami malek) axel turner (charlie weber/skeet ulrich) aziz hassan (riz ahmed) bailee rose (jenny boyd) bambi prince (lachlan watson) barbie roberts (kate upton) barley lightfoot (michael clifford) beatriz velasco (camila cabello/diane guerrero)  beau hester (froy gutierrez) beck collins (joe keery) bellatrix lestrange (carmela zumbado) belle dubois (margaret qualley) belle summers (candice king) berliouz bonfamille (alex fitzalan) bernard davenport (gavin leatherwood) billie groves (kiana lede/emmy raver-lampman) billy hargrove (dacre montgomery) bindi culver (meg donnelly/rachel mcadams) bo-peep ‘bo’ patterson (amanda seyfried) brady gardiner (nathaniel buzolic) brielle stewart (alexandra daddario) bronwyn pierson (madelaine petsch) buzz lightyear (paul mescal/chris pine) calliope jung (phillipa soo) camille aguilar (jeanine mason) carl fredricksen (tye sheridan) celeste quintana (rosalia/maite perroni) chandler armstrong (iwan rheon) cinderella tremaine (lily james) clementine ahn (jamie chung) cliff egan (stephen amell) colleen lowell (jodie comer) connor catrell (thomas doherty) copper slade (nick jonas) cordelia goodwin (ryan destiny/candice patton) coriander thompson (dacre montgomery/chris evans) cornelius robinson (simon baker) cruella de vil (melanie martinez) cyrus quinney (owen joyner) daisy vaughn (isabella gomez/aimee carrero) dakota atkins (amber midthunder) dale monks (keiynan lonsdale) dalton davis (harris dickinson) daniela ‘dani’ costello (becky g/eva longoria) dash parr (jaden smith) delilah diaz (camila cabello/diane guerrero) delphine washington (antonia thomas) delta montgomery (manu gavassi) denver koch (thomas elms) devon montgomery (iain de caestecker) diego hargreeves (david castaneda) dorcas meadowes (ariela barer) dory blau (julia louise-dreyfus) duke blaise (ashley graham & matthew daddario — reincarnated)  duncan traeger (zac efron) edmund whittaker (richard madden) edwin orwell (nicholas galitzine) elena flores (jenna ortega) eleonora moretti (benedetta gargari) eleven (millie bobby brown) elio montgomery (noah schnapp/brendon urie) elisabeth ‘elsa’ andersson (candice king) elliott murdoch (kj apa) eloise thompson (taylor hill/zoey deutch) elwood leith (sam claflin) emerson wheaton (beau mirchoff) emily sondheim (eve fraser) emmy silverstein (nat wolff/michiel huisman) ericka ‘ricki’ santos (danna paola) esmeralda guybertaut (priyanka chopra) everest sorenson (adam driver) ezekiel ‘zeke’ bauer (neels visser) fa mulan (awkwafina) felix dawson (lukas gage) ferris rockwell (joshua bassett) five hargreeves (aidan gallagher/rob raco/john mulaney) florence prata (barbie ferreira) flynn rider (jacob elordi/steven r mcqueen) frank castle (jon bernthal) gabrielle dupres (louriza tronco) genevieve rizzo (troian bellisario) gill moorish (harrison ford) godwin vivar (diego boneta) grainger anslow (justin hartley) grant wesley (keanu reeves) griffin price (liam hemsworth) guinevere ‘gwen’ flores (ester exposito/ana de armas) gulliver kennedy (robert sheehan) gunner mccoy (miles heizer) halston krogen (nick robinson) hamish duke (thomas elms) harper graves (sydney sweeney) harry potter (alberto rosende) harvey wolff (joaquin phoenix) hawke bradbury (brenton thwaites) helen parr (megan thee stallion/kerry washington) hendrix palmer (mark fischbach) henley howell (dylan everett/paul wesley) henrik nilsen (herman tommeraas/chris evans) hercules sabri (aubrey joseph) hermione granger (quintessa swindell) holden krogen (jack falahee) holly la stella (olivia holt) honey lemon (irene ferreiro) hudson reid (jaeden lieberher/paul mescal/james mcavoy) irving reid (matty healy) isobel evans (lily cowles) jacoba ‘cobi’ abernathy (geraldine viswanathan) jake bennett (joe jonas) jake breckenridge (landon liboiron) james potter (noah centineo) james ‘sully’ sullivan (hozier) jane porter (zoe sugg) jasmine agrabah (naomi scott) jessica jones (krysten ritter) jim hopper (david harbour) johanna ‘jo’ gardiner (carlson young) josefine olive (lili reinhart/maika monroe) joseph ‘joey’ carnegie (chris o'dowd) juliette russo (camila mendes) juno nicks (gideon adlon/linda cardellini) justin miller (michael b. jordan) keaton green (charlie plummer/austin butler/alexander skarsgard) keifer fry (nathan parsons) kennedy sutherland (florence pugh) khalid farid (mena massoud) kiernan jost (jack barakat) kiki penn (natalie alyn lind)  kim possible (karen gillan) kit dempsey (aaron taylor-johnson/michael sheen) kristoff bjorgman (ben hardy) kuzco inca (tommy martinez) lady alvarez (camila cabello/diane guerrero) lake montgomery (jace norman/casey deidrick/jeff goldblum) lazarus (sean teale/tom ellis) lennox wells (billie piper) leonardo ‘leo’ light (armie hammer) levi wesley (gerard butler) liam wheaton (lucas lynngaard tonnesen/dominic sherwood) lilac montgomery (sophia lillis/deborah ann woll) lila pitts (ritu arya) lilo pelekai (courtney eaton) lola carver (carla gugino) macy merritt (kylie jenner) madeline hawkins (rowan blanchard/kaylee bryant) madison bloomfield (gwyneth paltrow) maggie wheaton (virginia gardner) maria deluca (heather hemmens) mariana de la cruz (victoria justice/salma hayek) marianne darden (elizabeth olsen) marisol torres (alexa demie/salma hayek) marlene phan (brianne tju) matilda franks (brooke markham) matthew murdock (charlie cox) max tian (chloe bennet) mckenzie whitman (danielle rose russell) megara creon (ashley moore) melanie carter (brenna d'amico/zooey deschanel) melody burns-newman (camren bicondova) mercutio bellini (giancarlo commare) merida dunbroch (bree kish) michael ‘goob’ yagoobian (dylan o’brien/andrew scott) mickey hader (shawn mendes) miguel rivera (diego tinoco) mike wheeler (finn wolfhard) mildred ‘millie’ brantwood (stella maeve) milo martinez (itzan escamilla/tyler posey) milo thatch (jason ralph) minerva ‘minnie’ winslett (jenna coleman) mischa locklear (jenny slate) moana motunui (auli'i cravalho) molly wheaton (saoirse monica jackson/kristen bell/kristin chenoweth) monet bugg (annie murphy) mordecai ‘cai’ baird (joseph morgan) murray bauman (brett gelman) nadja (natasia demetriou) naomi phillips (hunter king) natalie fuller (krysten ritter) nate gardiner (tom holland/thomas hayes/joe keery/adam scott) nemo fisher (nick robinson) nick novak (jon bernthal) nick wilde (jake johnson) nina baxter (laura harrier) nolan van ness (louis hynes/benjamin wadsworth) nymphadora tonks (kennedy walsh) odessa barnes (inanna sarkis) osbourne russo (oliver jackson-cohen) otis richardson (finn jones) owen monroe (zachary levi) paloma katz (brittany o'grady) paxton gardiner (douglas booth) pearl turner (maia mitchell/aubrey plaza) penny proud (sarah jeffery) perdita ryan (alisha boe/zoe kravitz) perrie wheaton (ariela barer/jessica alba) peter pan (rudy pankow) peter pettigrew (alex lawther) phil mcdermot (leo howard/dylan o’brien) phineas flynn-fletcher (michael provost) piper donahue (millie bobby brown/katherine langford/felicity jones) pippa mei (amy okuda) pollux isola (camila mendes) portia sadler (hayden panettiere) prairie gallagher (lucy boynton) quaid ‘q’ wright (jake gylenhaal) quinton saunders (jamie dornan) rain montgomery (nick jonas) ramona montgomery-wallis (lana condor/ashley park) reed knightley (arthur darvill) reign fentworth (madison bailey/vanessa morgan) reno thames (joshua bassett) richie tozier (finn wolfhard/bill hader) river montgomery (jack griffo/tyler blackburn) robin buckley (maya hawke) roger holtz (ben platt) roger radcliffe (aaron tveit) romy reyes (carmela zumbado) ronald ‘mac’ mcdonald (rob mcelhenney) roosevelt banks (spence moore II) rowan burke (andy biersack) roxanne sutton (lady gaga) rush mccoy (cody fern) russell montgomery (ian harding/hugh jackman) russell montgomery II (jack dylan grazer/timothee chalamet/adam brody) sable rosales (catherine bascoy) saint fentworth (reece king) sally finklestein (marina ruy barbosa) salvador ‘sal’ mendoza (jorge blanco) samson gardiner (cole sprouse) sandy diamandis (christina hendricks) sawyer bell (penn badgley) seamus kennedy (aria shanghasemi/michael sheen) seb seif (zeeko zaki) selena hada (camila cabello/diane guerrero) severus snape (rob raco) shawn taggart (ben barnes) shay strauss (chris wood) shia zoheir (rami malek) shiloh young (devery jacobs) shiri madani (inbar lavi) simba king (john boyega) sloane shapiro (diana silvers/linda cardellini) sofia ramirez (camila cabello/camila mendes/morena baccarin/fluvia lacerda) stefani vidal (louriza tronco) stella romero (adria arjona) steve harrington (joe keery) stevie wagner (anne hathaway/jennifer garner) sutton reiser (katherine langford/kat dennings) tandy hawthorne (giorgia whigham) tanner cohen (ross lynch) tarrant ‘mad hatter’ hightopp (hale appleman) tarryn fischer (giorgia whigham/perry mattfeld) tatum barton (ben schwartz) teddy flood (james marsden) tex navarro (bad bunny) thad abraham (dylan sprouse/chris evans) the handler (kate walsh) thomas gardiner (felix mallard/paul rudd) tierney kennedy (maisie williams) timothy ‘tigger’ trigger (jeremy allen white) tinker bell (sabrina carpenter) tj lieberman (armie hammer) tommy burns (will poulter) topher larkin (alexander hogh andersen) trey turner (jonathan daviss) ursula celia (normani/lizzo) vaughn abel (max greenfield) veronica lodge (camila mendes) vidia viento (emma dumont) vivica lang (madison pettis/tessa thompson) wanda cowell (brenda song) warren wentz (robert pattinson) wendell langston (link neal) wilbur robinson (david mazouz) winnie knox (sophie turner/jessica chastain) wren green (alexander calvert) wynona winstead (sarah hyland/cristin milioti) xander talbot (g-eazy) york pemberton (heather baron-gracie) yusef barlas (zayn malik) zack abrams (alex fitzalan) ziggy (taron egerton) zoey matthews (olivia munn)

[captainneverever]

Sergeant Duffy Learns The Truth

A snippet inspired by @flange5‘s posts of Sergeant Duffy versus Steve Rogers from WWII Cap comics.

Duffy had to find out some time that Steve was Cap, didn’t he?

----

His wife gave him the invitation from the American History Museum while Duffy watched the Cubs lose to the Cardinals. He barely glanced at the invitation because he had the more important job of yelling at the absolute disgrace of an umpire on the screen. Years of being an Army drill sergeant had given him the skills needed.

“Mike, are you going to open that?” Bridget asked. 

“Fine,” he muttered. He ripped open the envelope. He sat up straight, the game forgotten. “It’s a reunion. For the Camp Lehigh soldiers. In DC.”

“Oh, that’s wonderful! We can stay with Debbie and her husband.”

In the two minutes it took for Sergeant Michael Duffy, US Army, retired, to re-read the invitation, Bridget his wife of forty-five years and mother of his three children had planned out their entire visit to DC from flight to daughter Debbie’s house to back again. “I wonder if Donna should come with us -- to help out.”

Bridget wasn’t going to let him forget that pesky heart attack he’d had two years ago. He’d lived through worse whipping green recruits into good Army men before, during, after the war. He even managed to make that god awful Steve Rogers into a soldier.

Cripes, forty years after the war, Rogers still gave him the heebie-jeebies when he remembered that gold-bricking, shit-eating grinning disaster. Rogers never even caught on to how to peel potatoes correctly after the hours and hours of KP. 

God rest that pitiful man’s soul. Rogers never came back for that trunk he’d left behind at Camp Lehigh when he’d been shipped out to Europe. Duffy knew what that meant. Everyone knew what that meant. The trunk had been sent to a headquarters somewhere else and Duffy prayed that Rogers was better at peeling potatoes in heaven. Though he knew in his heart that Roger’s half-peeled messes were ruining the buffets in hell.

~~~~~

“Oh, this is fancy,” Bridget said as they were ushered into the American History Museum. “Do you think that President Reagan will be here?”

“No, it’s not that big of a deal,” Duffy said.

Duffy hadn’t seen anyone he personally knew. “I think that’s Dum-dum Dugan over there,” he said to Bridget. He picked out in the crowd other people who might be Howling Commandos. 

“Is that Jacqueline Falsworth over there?” Bridget said. All Duffy could guess was that Falsworth was some famous person Bridget read about in her gossip pages.

“Am I imagining this crap?” Duffy said to Sullivan sitting on the other side. They were the last remaining sargeants from Camp Lehigh. Duffy could count on one hand the Lehigh people he’d seen so far.

Sullivan said, “Nah. What the hell is this?”

“Isn’t this a new exhibit? Anniversary of Captain America jazz?”

He and Sully had been seated in the front row of chairs set out in a hall of the museum. The area had been roped off with tight security surrounding the area. There was a podium, which meant boring speeches. Beyond the podium was a red ribbon stretched across closed doors. “That’s what the invite said.”

“Yeah. But can you believe all the brass here? The joint chiefs of staff?”

Duffy looked around the hall, seeing all the uniformed officers and top brass of all the services in the audience, an odd man in a eye-patch next to Dugan, and a few women who appeared to be important.

“I bet that they tell us who Captain America was,” Sully said.

“Hah,” Duffy snorted. “Captain America was a dozen different different men. Ain’t no way he was one man.”

“You’ve been saying that since 42.”

“Ain’t been proved wrong yet,” Duffy said proudly. He read the many many book about Captain America over the years and no one knew who the real man was behind the mask. A true damn America hero, the Captain. Couldn’t have won the war without him.

A man in a suit walked up to the podium, not all that obviously the museum director. He tapped on the microphone. “Today is the 40th anniversary of the disappearance of Captain America. We are honored to have as our guests people who knew him -- Peggy Carter, well-known as Agent 13, Sergeant Michael Duffy ….”

Not that Duffy would say that he ever knew Captain America personally. He’d seen the hero many times leaving or returning from missions.

Polite clapping from the audience as the director continued his brief history of the famed Captain. Duffy knew the story by heart. Big thing for Camp Lehigh, his home for many many years until the decommissioning in the late 50s, to be the birthplace of Captain America.

“Since 1941 the identity of Captain America has been a classified military secret. On this 40th anniversary, we are opening a new exhibit dedicated to the later Captain America and his career and life.”

The crowd grew silent and tense. Sully and Bridget were sitting up alert in their seats. 

“I have the great honor to announce that Captain America’s identity has been de-classified and now we can finally reveal the man behind the shield. Steve Rogers was --”

Duffey leapt to his feet, despite the arthritis and television cameras, as forty years of secrets were swept away and the true identity of Captain America sunk in. He’d been played for an idiot for forty years. “THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH ROGERS.”

[lustafters-a]

🎰

send 🎰 for me to put our muses into a random list generator then post the first five as potential ships! 

zachary 'zack' carter  &  elizabeth quincy. diana kensington  &  icarus casto. dorothy 'dotty' edwards  &  calvin quincy. yves vega  &  talia valdez.sullivan 'sully' fox  &  emery jenkins.

[prcphesieslie]

Alexandria Lee, Alicia Spinnet, Allison Hargreeves, Amelia ‘Five’ Perez, Anastasiya Krum, Ares, Astoria Greengrass, Athenodora, Aurora Sinistra, Bree Tanner, Buttercup, Diana Berry, Eliot Spencer, Elizabeth Swann, Emily Young, Emma Vanity, Evelyn O'Connell, Fleur Delacour-Weasley, Glimmer, Jack Wilder, James p. “Sully” Sullivan, Jane, Jasmine Zabini, Jason Grace, Jean Grey, Jo Harvelle, Judy Robinson, Kate, Lucy Pevensie, Madam Rosmerta, Marlene McKinnon, May Parker, Mike Wheeler, Nicolo di Genova, Peggy Carter, Persephone, Peter Hale, Pogue Parry, Princess Aurora, Rosalie Hale, Rose Weasley, Rowena Ravenclaw, Sally, Sally Jackson, Silena Beauregard, Thresh, Veronica Sawyer, & Wednesday Addams

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.”

“Do you want me to leave?”

“You are not going without me.”

“I can’t believe you!”

“I swear it won’t happen again.”

“What did you say?”

“I’m not jealous.”

"You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

“We can’t keep doing this.”

“Are you sure this is legal?”

“Isn’t this amazing?”

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

“Stay the night. Please.”

“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

“Run away with me.”

“You did WHAT?”

“Quit whining.”

“Get outta my sight!”

“Why are you so annoying?”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

"Never in a million years.”

“Don’t ask me that…”

“I might have had a few shots.”

“What’s with the box?”

“W- What are you doing?”

“Say it!”

“I could kiss you right now!”

“Are you done with that?”

“What’s going on here?”

“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”

“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”

“Did you do this on purpose?!”

“Kiss me.”

“Are you still awake..?”

“Excuse you?”

“This is all your fault!”

“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”

“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

“It’s not fair!”

“I could kill you right now!”

“Knock it off!”

“Screw you!”

“You’re a complete moron!”

“I love this song!”

“I can’t be in love with you!”

“Make me.”

“Don’t tempt me.”

“I hate you.”

“You are infuriating!”

“Just shut up already.”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

“Bite me.”

“Eat me.”

“Kiss my ass.”

“Just admit I’m right.”

“Just admit you’re wrong.”

“You are being ridiculous!”

“That’s irrational.”

“Listen to me!”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“That’s it. End of discussion.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“You shouldn’t have said that.”

“Fuck you!”

“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”

“How dare you?”

“I dare you!” 

“It’s you, it’s always been you.” 

“Well this is awkward…”

“Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”

“Can I touch your boob?”

“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”

“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”

“Give me cake or give me death.”

“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”

“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”

“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”

“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”

“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”

“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”

“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”

“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”

“I vote today to be a pajama day.”

“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”

“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”

“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”

“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”

“This would not happen if I had a penis!”

“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”

“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”

“To the night you’ll never remember!”

“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”

“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”

“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”

“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”

“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”

“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”

“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”

“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”

“Fuck the sandwich guy!”

“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”

“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”

“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”

“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”

“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”

“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”  

“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”

“It’s midnight, what do you want?”

“I think I know how to use a bed.”

“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”

“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”

“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”

“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”

“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…”

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“I’m pregnant!”

“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”

“You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”

“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”

“Pregnancy suits you…”

“Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”

“I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”

“There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”

“Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”

“I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”

“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”

“Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…”

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“What, does that feel good?”

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”

“Are you wearing my shirt?”

“You are ridiculously comfortable…”

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

“You’re beautiful, you know that?”

“We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?”

“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

“Shooting star, make a wish.”

“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”

“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”

“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”

“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”

“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”

“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”

“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”

“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?”

“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”

“I’m not actually feeling anything.”

“Are you getting any closer?”

“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”

“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”

“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”

“Wow, you’re hot.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”

“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”

“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”

“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”

“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”

“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now?

[text]: Do you want to bet on that?

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…

[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!

[text]: Come on, come to the party!

[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.

[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.

[text]: I call bullshit.

[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?

[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.

[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.

[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!

[text] I know what you did last summer…

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[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Reviving & Re-Casting an Old Idea: Neutralised (1994) [1/?]

For those who didn't know me back when this blog first started, it was not a wrestling or music fanfiction blog, it was a page for my comic book and tv series ideas.

Back then I had 2 ideas that I never quite found time to write for: Brainwaves (A Ghostbusters AU), and Neutralised (a sitcom/drama series set in a mortuary building). Yes, I know the idea of Neutralised seems a bit odd, but I was watching a bunch of 'Chicago Hope' and 'Dead Like Me' and decided to set it in the same universe as 'Chicago Hope'.

So, without further rambling, I give you, part 1 of my rewrites & recasts for:

*Insert Dramatic Thunder Strike Here*

Neutralised (1994):

Set in 1994 in *Elwood Blues Voice* Chicago, Illinois. Inside the grounds of Mortimer & Co. Mortuary Services. The show's main trio are the three grave diggers hired to, well, dig graves.

Mortimer & Co. In Alphabetical Order:

Abraham Machado / Abe / Bram: One of the three grave-diggers

Actor: Alfred Molina

Andreina Neri / Andi: The Building's Nurse

Actress: Robin Wright

Caleb J. Willow / C.J / Cal: One of the three grave-diggers

Actor: Cary Elwes

Dove J. Lews / D.J: Ichabod's Lawyer

Actress: Alfre Woodard

Esmé Verity: The Mortuary Assistant

Actress: Janeane Garofalo

Faustus Sanchez / Faust: Nightshift Security Guard

Actor: Hank Azaria

Grayson Bryant / Gray: Mortimer & Co. Secretary

Actor: Harold Perrineau

Hunter Kingsley / King: Mortimer & Co. Secretary

Actor: Chris Farley

Ichabod Mortimer / Mr Mortimer: The Boss & Owner of the Building

Actor: Danny DeVito

Jared R. Foster / J.R: Nightshift Security Guard

Actor: Kirk Acevedo

Kane Carter / K.C: Dayshift Security Guard

Actor: Philip Seymour Hoffman

Lance Carter: Kane's Brother & An Electrician

Actor: John Goodman

Monday L. Duke / Mona / Mona Lisa: One of the three grave-diggers

Actress: Patricia Arquette

Noam Gold / Doctor No: The Coroner

Actor: Oliver Platt

Omega Finch / Meg: Medical Examiner

Actor: Willem Dafoe

Peyton Blythe: A Female Hearse Driver

Actress: Regina King

Russel Warszawski / Russ: Ichabod's Errand Boy & Winslow's Younger Brother

Actor: Adam Sandler

Sullivan Landon / Sully: Mortimer & Co's Embalmer

Actor: Christopher Lloyd

Tuesday J. Duke / T.J: Monday's Younger Sister

Actress: Reese Witherspoon

Victor Jamison / Vic: Chicago Police's Forensic Science Technician

Actor: Mike Myers

Winslow Warszawski: Russel's Older Brother & A Hearse Driver

Actor: Brad Garrett

Xavier Solomon: The Men's Desairologist

Actor: David Spade

Yancy Haggard: Junior Embalmer

Actor: Kiefer Sutherland

Zoey Knight: The Women's Desairologist

Actor: Geena Davis

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Happy Storyteller Saturday! What're your OCs best childhood memories?

I meant to get to this much earlier today whoops I’m going to go with some characters from With the Assist because I’ve been thinking about them!

Sully: Sully’s best childhood memory is his elementary school graduation party! By this time, his mom and dad had been divorced, his dad and pops had been legally married for a few years, and his mom spent most of her time overseas. It was just the fifth grade, of course, but his family threw him a grand summer party as though he’d graduated valedictorian. His mom arrived late, but she managed to fly in from London to make it in time, and brought him a poster signed from Colonel Justice himself!

Andi: Andi’s best childhood memory...probably when she got to move to a new town and a nice apartment! She originally shared a room with her parents until she was about six, and when they moved into their new apartment, her parents let her choose which of the rooms she wanted to stay in, and even the paint shade!

Marcus: I think honestly Marcus’s best memories begin with his hero mentor, Glasswing (Ethan)! While they didn’t meet until he was almost twelve, some of his best memories in general involve Ethan, who gave him a true sense of belonging and love. I think the thing that stands out to him most was probably Ethan’s pride and excitement when Marcus passed his official sidekick examination! He’d never had someone show so much support and love towards something he’d accomplished before then.

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In and out (Part 2) (Nathan Drake x Male Reader)

Description: There was a deal between Elena and Nathan to make her way to Yemen for managing to get them to the city. But plans don't go so easily as they should. Well, isn't that pretty common thing for Nathan & Co.™?

Based on the request from @march-moon

A/N: So we’re establishing the relationships between our main characters, getting to know them (like I know you know Nate the Pure Boi™ and Sully the Womanizer™), and so on. Enjoy! Also, their song will most probably be I’m your man from Leonard Cohen. (Youll see whose song I'm talking about, especially you, @missdictatorme ) 

Warnings: None really, just some my adding to adjust the story and making Sully a caring old man. And it looks like it will be a slow-burn fanfiction. Sorry! 

Word count: 1 884 (+/-)

They walked into the airport in a rushed pace, their eyes were almost burning by the light of evening sun which was getting low. Sully couldn't be concentrated for one minute straight, thinking only about their friends being in danger. He was constantly nervous about it.

And Drake smiled when he saw the woman who he and Sully were talking about. It felt relieving that he didn't lie to Sully and she was truly alright. She has clothed some nice jeans and a clean sweater, her hair was loosely held in a black clip and her face looked straight murderous. She was sick worried for both of them, almost broke in tears on the airport when they weren't answering her calls. They got lost the track of time in there and Sully’s phone broke. 

But now she saw them alive and she seriously thanked God for seeing them.

"Where were you?" She whisper-yelled at them in her nice voice, coming to hug them and help them with the beverage. Her name was Florence, but Nathan rather called her Carter, and she was one of them.

For Nathan it was just a friend who could kick ass pretty well and who laughed at his stupid jokes, she even shared his love for archeology, but she was so much more for Sullivan. Not like they were in an openly well-known relationship, but it was quite some time ago since Sully proposed to her. To be quite honest, Nathan had the suspicion that she made him propose because Sully wasn't exactly the family-life or commitment man. Their history was a bit... Complicated, per se, but it always felt somehow good to see them back by each others' side.

They had huge ups and downs in the last few years, and they even broke up for two years, getting back together just shortly after they came back from the Himalayas last year. Especially hard it was when Sully just disappeared with Nathan for a few months all of a sudden without even letting her know to Greece-or-where-the-fuck-did-you-two-assholes-go (as she called it).

'Ya know Nate, there's something about that girl that just makes me twirl inside,' Sullivan always said to Nathan when he got the news of them putting it back together.

It all started in 1996 when Florence and Sullivan meeting on Cuba. He was forty-six at that time and to be honest, Nathan had to admit that he was a real hit with the ladies around that time - but she was only twenty-one at that time and unbelievably, they put it together only a year after that. And since then, they somehow managed to stay together... Let's put it that way.

She tolerated all his ailments as well as he managed to keep her nature under control. They were never directly explicit about their relationship, they didn't hold hands in public or kiss each other in front anyone much often - the biggest reason for that was their seriously huge age gap, but there were looks and sparks in their eyes when they were talking about each other or when they were around each other. When Sullivan spoke about her and Nate, he always said:

“These two are the worst catastrophes that stumbled into my life and both of them had the best outcomes that changed my life eternally. I never wanted a fiancé or someone, who will be a son to me and yet I got them.” 

"I almost went mad from fear," Florence bumped her head in Sullivan's shoulder as she put his hand oh the back of her neck. "I'm so glad that you're all right, big guy," Flo smiled firmly and circled her arms around Sully's neck, while he bumped with his forehead to hers lightly, smoothing her cheek with his thumb. "Sugar," Sullivan answered with a low and firm voice and Flo made a step backward from him.

She hugged Nathan too, but that hug was faster and lighter than Sully's hug.

"Thought they took you as hostages. Were you two trying to get killed again?" Florence started to calm down and joked around in an unsure voice, taking Nate's bag and following Sully to their seats which Florence took by the rest of their beverages.

Nate was still fascinated by how that woman could lift spirits to his best friend so easily, just by being present somewhere near him. Even if he looked pretty calm down, he still frowned a little, because of the fear for Frazer and Cutter.

"Don't say that you were worried about two big hunks like us," Nate answered with a childish tone and she managed to give him a gentle punch to the shoulder.

"Don't let her lure you into her lies, she wasn't afraid, she was just happy that no one will irritate her anymore," Sully warned him and Florence laughed at that, finally getting back in the mood. But Drake looked kinda scared. "Hey, if you don't want to have a dinner today, just continue. I want to eat, so I'll say that she would definitely kick some arses on a way to our rescue. If necessary, of course." He put a hand on his heart with a serious expression on his face.

"You are an incredible social ranking climber, Drake," Florence threw him a cold burrito wrapped in cellophane. Flo also got one for Sully, giving him the burrito and a bottle of coke directly to the hands. 

“About that gig,” Nathan touched his bum and pulled a little diary out of his pocket. He handed it to Florence and suggested to her, which page she should open. And when she opened it, she just opened up her mouth and looked at both of them with a surprise in her face.

“Are you two kidding me right now?” Florence said and her voice went up and down as the voice of a boy going through puberty. “You actually found something in there?"

“We do know, in fact.” Nate agreed, but Florence ignored him completely. She was so excited that she actually quit noticing reality even at the slightest. 

“She has her own little Christmas right now. Let her be, she calms down eventually.” Sully whispered to Nathan in a low voice, but he was smiling at the sight of her fiancé being so happy.

“It’s next clue, some sort of amulet I would presume!” Florence whispered to herself as Nathan sat on his arse on of the airport seat, slowly eating his burrito.

“Do you think that she’ll,” Nathan looked at Sully with a question in his eyes. He was curious about Florence lecturing them about things they already knew. And just as he looked at Sully, Florence turned to them with a look of a small child in her eyes. “And here we go,” Nate whispered as he listened to every word Florence said. 

She was pretty right about everything she said and Nate with Sully just slowly nodded their heads in the rhythm of her speech. Nathan sorta saw what Sully liked about her so much - it wasn’t her big brown eyes or curly ginger hair, no. It was her personality. She managed to stay optimistic at most of the times and she could be seriously stubborn sometimes, and Nathan knew that her stubbornness is what she got Sully on. 

He was a huge ladies man before he met Florence or tried his luck with Maggie during their break up, Sully spent every one of his nights with a different lady. And that was the problem, they went directly to the bed and not offering him to fight for it. When Nate met him, he was on the top of his strengths and he was a definite womanizer.

And one day Sully just came to the flat they were living in with a huge smile on his lips, talking about some pretty pert girl in the museum they were doing research in. And she seriously made him fighting for even a drop of her affection, Florence sometimes did that till that day when she got mad at Sully. And his adoration for her was seriously infinite because of that.

“... So that’s why I find it so fascinating, boys.” She finally finished her speech and went to take a bite of Sully’s burrito. 

“You had your own, missy,” Sullivan warned her as she gently put her fingertip on his own hand and took a huge bite. Florence almost ate half of Sully’s burrito.

“But it’s so good.” She moaned. Nathan just looked their direction with a disgusted and confused look on his face. She frowned to his direction and she looked seriously murderous. “What's your problem, Drake? We're talking about the burrito you pervert.” 

“And I don’t doubt that Florence,” Nate answered innocently, but something on Victors amused look told him that she’s probably lying. But what should he do about that? “Not at all.” 

His motto, expect Greatness from small beggings, was Live and let live. This situation was in fact seriously ideal, just partially fucked up as they were used to. Everyone was safe and sound, everyone was alive at that point and they were together. And Nathan had to be true; he had cheesier pickup lines than Flo had. 

And so they joked there around an hour, waiting for their airplane to Syria. They stood under the sun which was getting lower and lower and watched the stars which started to show up above the plane. It was so beautiful because they were at the end of the world in France, on a small airport distant at least two kilometers away from the city. 

Sully started to showing Florence the stars as countless times before to keep her entertained and to keep her from thinking about Cutter and Chloe who they were about to save of at least to find if they weren't in any sort of danger.

When the plane finally took off, Nate assumed that he better get some sleep even though the people were seriously watching them with a curiousness written in their faces. They smelled pretty bad and they had the dirtiest clothes on them, so people assumed that they’ve done something pretty wild. 

They had three seats, one next to the other, and Florence sat in the middle, letting Sully put a pillow on her shoulder to get some sleep too. And when Nathan started to slowly fall asleep, he heard Sully and Florence bickering about her engagement ring. 

“Why don’t you still wear it, honey? I'm back for almost half a year and haven't seen it once on your hand.” Sully asked in a low raspy voice and Nate heard that he's about to fall asleep too. He saw their hands entwined in almost secretive was just as if they were afraid of the judging that could come anytime and from anyone.

“Because of I'm afraid that I’ll break it or lose it and I just think that you would not buy me a new one, would you Victor?” Florence laughed back, smoothing his sweaty jaw. 

“I will buy you every ring on this goddamn planet if you promise me that you'll stay safe.” He promised and with that, they went completely silent, slowly entering the realm of dreams together.