#carmen sandiego ass discourse

[doomingthenarrative]

I can’t reblog this on the post that inspired it butttt

Welcome to the worst thing I’ve ever made:)

[fedorah-the-explorah]

@itsdappleagain @tiredguyswag @jackie-shitposts @evermorecatra hi guys :3d

[justalittlerandomartist]

CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS BOTH ASS AND HIPS SHES NOT FLAT HER ASS IS JUST NOT AS HUGE AS A PIXAR MOM

[jackie-shitposts]

Glad to know that Tumblr has my back, even when Discord didnt all those months ago

They couldnt see it then, but here on tumblr we know the truth. She has ass. Thank you and good night

[caruliaa]

sorry have not engaged much in carmen ass discourse but if anyone wondering my opinion is that carmen has no ass in reality but she does in vibes. like how in the show she has a teeny tiny button nose but im not fucking drawing her with that thing. same with her ass.

[itsdappleagain]

GUYS. WE MADE THE CS TAG RISING BECAUSE OF THE FUCKiNG ASS DISCOURSE

[okbutwhy-rebooted]

my contribtuitoin

Can we all just agree that even *IF* Carmen doesn't have ass, she still has more of that gluteus-maximus power than any of us bcs like she's an athlete n stuff?

[sweet-mango-child]

So I just now know about the cs ass discourse and i would like to add that there is no ass only hips. thank you for coming to my stating of obvious facts

[lara635kookie]

Okay, I feel like I am the only one who hasn't pronounced myself about the ass discourse yet(seriously I saw everyone talking about it) and to me, as a latina myself, from Brazil, neighbour country of Argentina, I feel the obligation to talk about it. Because I am brazilian, here we have brazilian funk that involves a lot of twerking and overall ass movements and Anitta is there to prove it. So even though I am a terrible dancer, I feel like brazilians are that one people that understand about a good butt. Also, Brazil has also arguably produced the hottest models in the world like Gisele Bündchen, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrósio, Isabeli Fontana, Izabel Goulart, Fernanda Tavares, Michelle Alves, Caroline Ribeiro, Ana Beatriz Barros, Liliane Ferrarezi, Luciana Curtis, Camila Finn, Tayane Leão, Denise Céspedes, Raquel Zimmermann, Cristina Córdula, Ana Braga, Shirley Mallmann, Caroline Trentini, Gizele Oliveira, Emanuela de Paula, Lais Ribeiro, Daiane Sodre, Julia Pereira, Daniela Braga, Lais Oliveira, Cíntia Dicker, Fernanda Motta, Fabiana Tombosi, Solange Wilvert, Barbara Fialho, Raica Oliveira, Daniela Freitas, Jeísa Chiminazzo, Gracie Carvalho, Camila Alves, Viviane Orth, Flávia de Oliveira, Camila Queiroz, Isabela Souza, Dani Gondim, Bia Arantes, Bruna Marquezine, Ísis Valverde, Ana Paula Arósio, etc(and Francisco Lachowski and Marlon Teixeira for the guys and the gays). So we also understand about hot people(which Carmen definitely is). So to maintain the kinda positive sterotype that all latinas are curvatious goddess with picture perfect bodies(even though I sadly am not), I declare that Carmen Sandiego has both a big ASS AND HIPS that don't lie.

[redcracklestan]

carmen definitely has ass.

[unkownbee]

I don't have a schedule. I just scroll through memes and stuff funding incorrect quotes at three in the morning, get distracted by one thing, forget to upload it, fall asleep and then randomly remember to post them at random times of the day. I can either upload one or I can find myself desperately forcing myself to not post like the majority of my incorrect quotes folder. (For context I have like 13 folders of incorrect quotes and each one has like 20-30 quotes). With that said, I'm posting a bunch of new quotes like right now. 👍

[doomingthenarrative]

part 2:) enjoy

[fedorah-the-explorah]

for the haters ❤️

[justalittlerandomartist]

as much as I would like to bring back the ass discourse, I sadly will not

[jackie-shitposts]

how tf did you manage to make me scroll your blog looking for pictures of Carmen sandiegos ass im

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE

whether you believe she has an ass or not, you cant deny that she looks amazing

[lloydofhyrule64]

Ok I hear you, but counterpoint:

Nuh-uh

carmen ass dissertation ft. tigress's relative ass + sam face reveal

red for carmen green for tigress + my glasses are off in the last one for maximum stare impact. may this be the final argument and prove us ass deniers right dhanyavaad 🙏🏽