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BATIM Sexyman Competition Masterpost

note! these are randomly generated pairs!

vote for your saddest, wettest inkiest, most thirsted- whatever makes a sexyman a sexyman, vote! calling the himbos and himbiciles of the studio, take your picks!

ROUND ONE:

JACK FAIN VS JOEY DREW -> WINNER: JOEY DREW (BY ONE POINT)

WALLY FRANKS VS HENRY STEIN -> WINNER: HENRY STEIN (80% sorry wally stans... i voted the funky janitor too)

NORMAN POLK VS SAMMY LAWRENCE -> WINNER: SAMMY LAWRENCE (73%)

THOMAS CONNOR VS BERTRUM PIEDMONT -> WINNER: THOMAS CONNOR (73%)

GRANT COHEN VS SHAWN FLYNN -> WINNER: GRANT COHEN (53%)

TOM VS WILSON ARCH -> WINNER: TOM (88%)

NATHAN ARCH VS MEMORY/STORY JOEY -> WINNER: MEMORY/STORY JOEY (80%)

INK DEMON VS RIVER HAND MONSTER (CARL) -> WINNER: INK DEMON (86% RIP CARLSWEEP)

may the sexiest man lose win

ROUND TWO:

THOMAS CONNOR VS JOEY DREW -> WINNER: THOMAS CONNOR (53% TAKE THAT OLD MAN)

MEMORY/STORY JOEY VS INK DEMON -> WINNER: INK DEMON (74% COMING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR)

TOM VS HENRY STEIN -> WINNER: HENRY STEIN (85% NO WOLVES ONLY FOXY GRANDPAS)

SAMMY LAWRENCE VS GRANT COHEN -> WINNER: SAMMY LAWRENCE (82% SAY KADDISH EVERYONE)

loser has to clean my room

SEMI FINALS:

THOMAS CONNOR VS INK DEMON -> WINNER: INK DEMON (72% COLEGE BOI FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI)

HENRY STEIN VS SAMMY LAWRENCE -> WINNER: SAMMY LAWRENCE (63% I GUESS NOT SHUTTING UP IS FUN)

aka silent protaganist vs person who should not be allowed to talk but wont shut up GO

ULTIMATE BATIM SEXYMAN

INK DEMON VS SAMMY LAWRENCE -> WINNER: SAMMY LAWRENCE (57% GET WRECKED DEMON)

prophet vs savior time :3

BONUS ROUND:

JOEY DREW VS STORY/MEMORY JOEY -> WINNER: JOEY DREW GAY. (66%) RUNNER UP: STORY/MEMORY JOEY

crusty old men ew

congratulations to all our losers :D winners will be declared sundown tomorrow (when i get back online lol)

OFFICIAL BATIM SEXYMAN: SAMMY LAWRENCE

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vote for girls who refuse to move on from death and make the best of whats left. girls who's compassion corrupts into undying devotion. girls who-

VILLAIN TOURNAMENT ROUND 2

CARL DENVER: 48, HE/HIM, DESCRIBED AS A MONSTER, A MURDERER, A PARASITE BITING ITS LEECH, AND A BISEXUAL BABYGIRL, CREATED BY @kingeyelidz

CLUENCE: UNKNOWN AGE BUT APPEARING BETWEEN 45-55, HE/HIM, A CEO FOR AN ENTIRE CITY WHO HAS A CURSE THAT HAS REPLACED HIS BODILY FLUIDS WITH INK, CREATED BY @cassettics

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🚿 Which character(s) sweeps took you most by surprise?

I fully expected Berdly to easily win against Carlos in round 1, and was shocked at Berdly getting knocked out of the tournament so early! I know that Carlos has a lot of fans, of course, but it seems I vastly overestimated the amount of fanpower Berdly has.

Carlsweep was also certainly a surprise, hahaha.

I also didn't expect Tobey to win against Abed as well, given how well-known Abed is + how many votes he had in the first round.

🩻 What’s the best piece of propaganda you’ve gotten from this tourney?

So this isn't necessarily "propaganda" per se, but I lost my composure for a good 15 minutes or so at this one person's tags on the Melvin vs Martin Prince match in Round 1:

There have been more funny tags added to posts, but I guess funny tags aren't the same thing as propaganda, ahaha. But... yeah! :P

Thanks for the ask!

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BATIM Sexyman Round 1: