#carjitsu

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

have you people heard about carjitsu? ju jitsu in a car? where you can choke out your opponent with a seat belt? this is indecent. they’re panting and moaning and mounting in there

[roachnet]

In my car straight up jorking it, and by "it" I mean my ankles..

[sonosvegliato]

have you heard of carjitsu? it’s where people practice bjj in cars. went down a rabbit hole watching championship videos (fascinating how they have that. i love contact sports so much) & anyway i think bruce tries to teach tim that before tim deems it absolutely ridiculous

I have not heard of carjitsu. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I'm sure Tim would find it ridiculous, but please enjoy this dialogue sketch you inspired instead.

Bruce: and so you see Tim you should train in a variety of spaces; you never know when you may find yourself in a fight.

Tim: oh no I've totally seen this; you and Catwoman were in the backseat---

[cjoseph6336]

Carjitsu is this real ?!?!

[hotdaemondtargaryen]

magazines talking about ewan mitchell's performance as martin for the fontaines d.c. ‘in the modern world’ music video.

UPROXX about the ‘in the modern world’ mv.

“Mitchell embodies the track’s deep emotion conflict heard when the band sings: I feel alive / In the city / You despise / Wait for the day / When you come / Riding on by / Seems so hard just to be / If it matters / You complete me.”

“Throughout the video, Mitchell literally fights his off in a series of suspense car jujitsu matches.”

“After narrowly defeating foes (…) Mitchell just barely makes it home to fight another day. Isn’t that the sad story of life?”

KNOTORYUS about the ‘in the modern world’ mv.

“You need a good actor to get [carjitsu as a physical manifestation of emotions] across in just a few minutes of sweaty seatbelt-choking action, but Ewan Mitchell is the right man for the job. Nailed it. Pinned it. Heel-hooked it.”

PROMONEWSTV about the ‘in the modern world’ mv.

“The director who made her music video debut with the intense drama of Here's The Thing (after her acclaimed feature debut Hoard) quickly returns to duties with the Fontaines with an extraordinary piece of work for In A Modern World: a surreal comedy-drama, featuring an incredible central performance from Ewan Mitchell (House of the Dragon, Saltburn) - as a character engaged in the netherworld of a very niche, indeed bizarre and dangerous sport.”

“It's car-jitsu - jiu-jitsu, within the interior of a car.”

“Invented just a couple of years ago, in Chicago, Mitchell's character is the protagonist through which Carmoon explores an absurd yet compelling experience.”

“At first, its just the raw, explosive physicality involved of clashing bodies within a ridiculously small space - which is surprising and hugely intense in itself.”

“Then the director adds another dimension to the brutal clash of bodies - what is happening outside the car, the voyeuristic relationship of passers-by who become the audience to Mitchell and a succession of combatants, a kind of sexual frisson that is created through the intensity of the action.”

“The parallels with another in-car activity is undeniable.”

“It's Fight Club crossed with dogging.”

“Horrible, painful to watch yet hilarous, it's mesmerizing stuff, a fever dream.”

“And it's hard to undersell how good Mitchell is in this.”

“Or how impressive it is in terms of the vision and world creation by Carmoon.

“Just great.”

NME about the ‘in the modern world’ mv.

“Directed by Luna Carmoon, who previously shot the video for ‘Here’s The Thing‘, the video stars Ewan Mitchell (House Of The Dragon, Saltburn) and sees him jump into the brutal, passionate and fetishistic theatre of a Car Jitsu bout.”

[endless-ineffabilities]

headcanon that ewan bought a poster of chemical override reader actress for the set decor for the music video because martin has a celebrity crush on her!

Ngl I was confused for a sec on who Martin is, until I checked Ewan's imdb... heh.

In my mind, his character for In the Modern World was just 'stinky feral hot carjitsu boy' 😂

You best believe I'll be working on this over the next day - bonus chappie incoming!

[kuzure-collapse]

if the mc went on a date with the bro’s (separately ofc) what kind of date would it be with which? (Ex: Amusement park, aquarium, movie date, etc) :3?

kinda spoilers for a lobro quiz i have in my drafts, but i don't think a lot of readers go on my tumblr anyway so I'll answer this

Tomohiro:

ideally watching a martial arts match live. whether it be judo, boxing, or ufc in general. loves finding niche sports like chess-boxing or carjitsu

if tickets are sold out/too expensive, he would just invite you to watch a match on tv at home

he'd love to geek out on the fights, break down the techniques, and demo the moves with you

or you could explore trial classes at different martial arts schools together. He likes learning new styles

Kotose:

the classic fancy restaurant. or a romantic boat ride over a lake

he has money to spend so i think he'd love to attend a classical music concert or a theatrical performance

he likes museum dates. the more obscure, the better. he'd probably rant about the absurdity of modern art and shitty performance pieces until you calm him down by bringing him to the space exhibit or something

if he's feeling more casual, maybe a simple coffee shop date or a walk through the city as you explore the urban stores and try on clothes together

Satsuma:

cat cafe, pet store, anywhere with cute animals. Maybe a petting zoo

the animals are usually kinda scared of him though

i could see him going on a hike or fishing and being one of those guys who has a pic of himself holding a giant dead fish he caught

he's rowed you out to the middle of the lake and you're afraid he's gonna kill and toss your body in the water, but he actually wants to teach you how to fish

if it's a regular day, he'll invite you to join him in his workout

prefers to avoid crowded locations

Yumeki:

a painting or sculpture class, or one of those bento-making or cake-decorating classes

he'd like to try drawing you. he's the corny type of guy who brings you on a picnic in the spring/summer and asks you to pose for him

or go for long walks on the beach at night or a day at the park

he likes amusement parks and winning cute prizes, as well as sweets. the haunted house is nice because he gets to cling to you

he's pretty basic, so a movie date would be good, or watching a horror movie alone together in your room with the lights off, even though he gets scared easily.

Yanagi:

are missions not enough of a date?

if not playing (raging at) videogames together at his base, you guys would be out in the city

maybe on a night drive on his motorcycle after a mission, listening to music through the fancy helmets he got

exploring street foods around bullet city, or checking out the nice cafes/diners in springtime of love

going to an arcade and trying to keep yanagi from rigging the games for more tokens

chasing after the street animals together and trying to feed a stray cat

[puppybong]

binge watching videos of people practicing jujitsu in cars. they call it carjitsu and you’re allowed to put your opponent in a choke with a seatbelt

[laresearchette]

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[hapalopus]

I'm a big lover of absurd competitive sports. Horse soccer, CarJitsu, log rolling, cow racing, hobbyhorsing, slapping, hide and seek, race walking, poodle grooming, you name it, I love to see it.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

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[kiteofdreams]

I just saw a TikTok of “Carjitsu” and????

[cjoseph6336]

Carjitsu is this real ?!?!

[southjerseyweb]

CarJitsu (Jiu-jitsu In A Car) Approved For Wagering In New Jersey - SportsHandle

Although CarJitsu has been approved for wagering in New Jersey, operators likely won't start taking bets until a few more states follow suit.

[endless-ineffabilities]

stinky feral hot carjitsu boy

Best name for him ever! I only found out about ‘carjutsu’ cause someone called it that in a Reddit comment when I said I was too busy trying to figure out whether the car thing was a sex thing or fight thing

Same bestie honestly! I was also trying to figure out whether stinky boy's thing was an outlet for aggression and misery... or was he getting his rocks off on it too? 🥲

[maxpnj]

CarJitsu Championship