#career diplomats

[frogaroundandfindout]

Kory finds out Mirage did nude photo shoots for Centerfold while disguised as her

[moonmoonthecrabking]

hey does anyone else think jason would kill at public speaking and model un if he had the opportunity to or is that just me

[rock-lizards]

i love you home that’s quiet and calm and consistent. i miss you home that’s soft and warm and free.

[briliantlymad]

I think people should write and publish more unhinged things. horror romances. absolutely filthy murder husbands. dead doves that are so dead they're basically skeletons. you can never have enough bodice rippers. supernatural fuckery. Wives who devour people's souls together stay together. serial killers in love, filthy sex with blood all over. the classic vampire and their lover. attic wifing. Characters that are just slightly left of normal and you get that dawning realisation that this book isnt the normie romance you thought it once

Things that would make a normal person blush and still read them in broad daylight in the subway because that's just how (sinfully) good it is and so hard to put down.

I want absolutely unhinged stuff. just crazy cakes. you finish reading it and you're like what the fuck did i read why is my heart beating so fast also whats this little guilty feeling that makes me want more OUF

[ilikedetectives]

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[shivroygirls]

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[anytimebitchess]

Me in few hours putting on a role of someone that enjoys doing small talk

[anxious-glow]

2023.11.30.

Went to a lecture about passing the diplomat exam. One of the diplomats was from my faculty. I felt proud. But I have always known that the public service exam was not for me. Today I realized it again. I cannot sacrifice 3-5 years of my life studying to get a job. The people who passed were extreme risk takers. I respect their courage and hardwork. Which brings me back to writing my damn cover letters. I am on my 8th letter. I asked my friend for feedback. Hopefully I will write better.

P.S. I forgot I couldn’t drink milk and got a Matcha Crème Brûlée Latte. It sent me to the bathroom right away.

[tearlessrain]

I still refuse to believe that Vector is a day under 30 when he meets the Agent. even disregarding the true fact that nothing about him scans as a guy in his twenties, how did he have an entire very successful career as a diplomat and then spend multiple years as a Joiner if he's 26. did he graduate space college at age twelve??

[witchothewest]

What if I quit my office job got in shape and started a carpentry apprenticeship. haha just kidding :) unless

[paisleystyles]

how have you been

i mean… i just mediated a whole ‘discussion’ (fight) between my housemates even though i promised i wouldn’t bc apparently they can’t resolve things themselves, which was so enjoyable. not. i think maybe things are as resolved as possible maybe though? so maybe conflict resolution is my true calling

but tomorrow is my birthday and i’m going to à restaurant i’ve had on my list for EVER with friends so i’m not spending any more time thinking about it!!!

[crimsonicarus]

Goal: understand one of the most important economics agreements my country has signed as a part of my prep for applying to the colombian diplomatic service

Obstacle: vibing to hard to the background music

Funniest clown silliest battles typa shi tbh

[youreorangeyoumoron]

the way nobody in my family is capable of contextualising anything they say MY GOD when will y'all realise you keep sending each other (and me) into panic attacks with one (1) dumbass text?????

[thepsychiatrix]

Venus in TheHouses. ♀

Venus in the 1H encourages a lot of self love and when poorly aspected will push the individual towards learning a handful amount of self appreciation.

Venus 2H- in domicile Venus does what it's supposed to do, bring harmony, and although it's not flashy and showy, it gives natives a good voice. Smooth as honey, as well as optimal emotional intelligence. Would be great comforters.

Venus 3H- talking like poetry. Thinking in rhythm, being a hopeless romantic and also endlessly cynical about love. Having the stealth and ability to have many abilities, and skills. Gives luck in business, or even a business partner.

Venus 4H- receiving benefits of maternal beauty. Inherited charm, could make one a talented musician. Having a darkside that could be seriously vain being comfortable with making love in the dark. Could be attracted to pretty serious kinks.

Venus 5H- an inner child and essence that naturally seeks harmony. A talented child prodigy. Having indulging parents at times. Having a royal presence, coming from a prestigious paternal background. Inheriting bits of patriarchal allure.

Venus 6H- every day presents itself as an opportunity for love. And in this case, it's falling in love with the career. They can be diplomats working in promoting fairness at a workplace. Could easily be viewed as the face of a product, if they were needed for its presentation. Living a charmed life.

Venus 7H- another domicile placement. With an air temperament however an individual is gifted with charming members of the opposite sex. They could also have a gift of knowing how to say things with never seen before timeliness. You can always look up to them, when looking for inward inspiration to put yourself out there.

Venus 8H- being naturally admired by the society. Being intense with matters of attraction. Oscillating between obsession and complete and utter devotion. Could also point to being attracted to things that destroy you or your reputation. Always needing to redefine oneself.

Venus 9H- the love of law men, professors and the elite in the community. Being married to a community involved individual or being involved with it yourself. Being to find love even in the most random and odd of places. Thinking of love as a divine gift. Loving the idea of love, but really having a hard time committing to it, unless someone can reignite their fire of passion.

Venus 10H- having a public image that's built on pleasing authority figures. Needing to control your charm, or with this individuals when they give an inch, 8 are demanded from them. Not knowing where the public begins and where the individual ends.

Venus 11H- the love with a love enough to conquer nations and hurl an ongoing civilization to a completely different direction. The most prized possession among their peers, and friendly circle. Being a great source of community's development. Being in love with too many people at the same time.

Venus 12H- 🕒 romance o'clock. The poets and poetess. The hidden oracle that points others to their luck in love. With venus in 12H, love becomes the thing that is the hardest or takes the longest time to materialize.

[astrolook]

Mercury in the houses

(Where does your brain do the most damage? Let’s find out! 😆)

Mercury in the 1st House: "I Talk, Therefore I Am." 📝

Speaks like they’re in a debate competition—even when ordering coffee. ☕

When it comes to job/career, can succeed in anything requiring fast thinking, persuasion, or scamming people legally. (Lawyer, salesperson, journalist.)

Will text you a 3-paragraph explanation for why they took 5 minutes to reply. 📱

Probably debated with your siblings (if you have any) so much as a child they now have trust issues.

Flirts like it's a TED Talk—informative, persuasive, and slightly exhausting.

Looks like their pen was possessed by a demon mid-word. 👻

Your brain runs at 5G speed, but their mouth runs at 6G.

Mercury in the 2nd House: "Money Talks… and So Do I!"💰

Talks slow and calculated—like they’re charging per word.

For job/career, you are perfect for finance, business, or making passive-aggressive Etsy shops.

"Who owes me $15 from 2020? I remember."

Your Handwriting: Fancy-looking cursive that belongs on an expensive check. ✍️

If has family, you might have an Excel sheet of who spent what on Christmas gifts. 🎁

Watches finance YouTubers like they’re movies.

Mercury in the 3rd House: "I Have 1000 Thoughts Per Minute."

Can out-talk an auctioneer. Never. Shuts. Up. Talks so fast, even their Wi-Fi can’t keep up.

For job/career, you could do well as journalist, social media manager, or that one coworker who emails at 3 AM.

Chaotic bisexual, pansexual, or flirts for sport. 🏆

Handwriting: Could be unreadable. Like a doctor’s prescription.

Probably has 50 tabs opened at once.

ADHD? I've seen this placement with people who has mercury in 3rd house.

Mercury in the 4th House: "Let’s Overthink Our Childhood."📝

When they talk it sounds like a therapist even when giving food orders.

For job/career, anything home-based (Freelancer, therapist, professional nostalgic, home maker).

Writes long emotional texts and then deletes them.

They're the one that tells their sibling, "Mom always liked me better" or "You're adopted".

Handwriting: Cutesy and emotional—like a grandma’s love letter.

On their social media accounts, they posts sentimental throwbacks way too much.

Biggest Flaw: Lives in the past.

Mercury in the 5th House: "Flirting is My Second Language."📝

Flirty, dramatic, and annoyingly charming.

For job/career, anything creative—actor, writer, public speaker, meme creator.

Flirts with everyone, dates no one. Flirting in the comments section.

Was the funny but annoying child.

Can’t take anything seriously.

Mercury in the 6th House: "I think in bullet points."

If anyone asks them a question, it would sound like a Google search result.

For job/career, perfectionist boss (or their employee’s worst nightmare).

Too busy analyzing red flags to enjoy romance.

Handwriting: Neat, small, and borderline obsessive.

Leaves detailed Yelp reviews.

Mercury in the 7th House: "Let’s Discuss This… Again."📝

Speaks in "we" instead of "I" (even when they’re single).

For job/career, they are good at lawyer, diplomat, or customer service expert.

Always "the mediator" in sibling fights.

Plays marriage counselor to their parents.

Can’t be alone, but overthinks commitment.

Mercury in the 8th House: "Secrets? I Know Them All."📝

The way they talk: Low voice, deep words, big secrets.

For job/career, they're good at investigator, psychologist, hacker, or a blackmail expert.

In love, communicates in mystery and sexual tension.

Handwriting: Looks like a serial killer’s notes.

Leaves cryptic tweets.

Won’t admit their sexuality… but they are. Sometimes they could be straight, but a sibling could be gay.

Mercury in the 9th House: "I will talk your ear off about philosophy and conspiracy theories" 📝

Flirts by explaining history.

In love, turns deep convos into foreplay.

Probably thinks they’re smarter than their parents.

Posts long Reddit rants.

Handwriting: Could be messy, but big and confident.

For job/career, could excel at teacher, philosopher, or annoying podcast host.

Mercury in the 10th House: "I’m CEO of Overthinking My Career."📝

Talks like a LinkedIn post and takes life too seriously.

For job/career, could be a CEO, politician, or a corporate robot, lol.

Will literally schedule date nights.

Takes love as seriously as a business contract.

Will only befriend "useful people."

Mostly posts work-related updates.

Mercury in the 11th House: "I'm the human embodiment of a Reddit thread"📝

Speaks like they’re in a sci-fi movie.

Tech startup, social activist, or online troll.

In love, probably falls for their best friend.

Might like the idea of "open-minded" relationships.

The "black sheep" of the family.

Handwriting: Either it looks like it belongs on a protest sign or kinda bad.

Mercury in the 12th House: "Did I Say That Out Loud?"

Mumbles, forgets what they were saying.

Job/Career: Psychic, therapist, or mysterious writer. If writes, these people would write under a pen name.

Either super close to their siblings or never speaks to them.

Very much into horror, psychological thriller movies.

Handwriting: Looks like a haunted diary.

Terrible at explaining emotions but fantastic at writing it.

Mercury is where your brain lives, where your mouth runs, and where your Wi-Fi connection to reality glitches. 😆🌍✨

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[shivroygirls]

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