#care for some tea?
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I came to post a another dumb tiktok and saw my activity exploded
Hi????
Welcome to my chaos, hope you have a lovely time
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Would you care for a fluorescent crumpet or sizzelingly sweet lemon tea from this strange Space Cosmonaut? He put a lot of time putting the party together-
#art#retro inspired#small art account#small artist#surreal#surrealcore#illustration#painting#fluorescent#neon lights#neon#tea party#cosmonaut#care for some tea?
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#me 💒#I had a good day back at work but so very exhausted#still got home and sat down with a tea to do some journaling before I chill for da night#but I’m genuinely proud of myself bc I’ve wanted to make a bigger point of sticking to things that will better my life in the long term#and I’ve been mostly doing that#all steps in the right direction anyways some days there’s just too much mental illness but finding that balance has been rewarding#not that y’all care it’s just been exciting for me lol#anywho enjoy some cute pics from today or whateva I need to make dinner
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My Dark Ship Is Morally Fine Actually; Your Dark Ship Is Icky And Gross And You're A Bad Person For Shipping It will never not be a hilarious take to me
like we're both here at the devil's sabbath my guy. you're just embarassing yourself
#fandom#shipping#dark ship#paragraphs-long screeds about how Ellen/Orlock is AKSHULLY not abuse at all so it's FINE#friend I do not care. that's not how ~I~ interpret it but that doesn't matter! do you! go in peace!#I don't think you're a bad person for how you smoosh your fictional character dolls together!#you can also like. non-judgmentally say 'hey I'm not into that particular ship. it squicks me.' that's allowed!#I do think trying to pretend it's a healthy relationship so you don't have to admit that You Do The Dark Ship Too is cringe#(apparently there's an anti-Sharpecest pro-Ellen/Orlock post going around and that just. that just tickles me so much)#(chill out have some Evil Tea and Cursed Crumpets we're all in the same boat)
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Prompt 117
Bruce does not enjoy magic. In fact he’s absolutely horrible at it, to the point it’s better that he avoids it in general. Getting thrown into some sort of summoning circle bullshit was not helping him feel any better about it either.
At least he isn’t dead… probably. He might be surrounded by green and there might be a massive entity sitting on a throne, but he isn’t dead yet. Even if the cult had been rambling about sacrificing ‘the dark knight to the dark king’.
… His kids are definitely going to kill him, but there are small children peeking out at him from within the being’s cape. Who seem happy enough, while the�� king looks exhausted in a familiar way. Well. Maybe it’s his own parental exhaustion talking, but they can’t be too bad if their kids are happy to be there.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Pariah feeling someone sacrificing a human: Oh thank fuck some goddamn help-#Bruce is now Pariah’s & Clockwork’s buddy who babysits the lil godlings sometimes#They all get together sometimes to complain about their PTA rivals#Pariah is relieved for help in how to human for the half-human children’s sake#He takes up gardening to help with his control issues since he can make his gardens look however he like and obsess over making sure everyt#Clockwork and Alfred become tea and gossip buddies#Pariah: How will we get our half human children's human side taken care of#Why yes Bruce's kids did make fun of him when he came back with a couple of kids#They don't belive him at first when he explains he's just babysitting#Until the parents come to pick said children up#pariah dark x clockwork
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STAY ★ TRUE || patreon print for dec / shop
#art tag#patreon tag#linocut#printmaking#block print#block printing#relief print#traditional art#linoprint#they should invent a baren i like more than my dented tea canister lid. the bamboo one is ok but the texture roughs up the paper#if only i wasn't allergic to spending money on better stuff#also i fuckin. hate speedball professional that shit sucks. gets fuckin tacky as hell even tho its oil base#what a nightmare. caligo you are my one and only love#i shouldve asked for one of those fancy clay or glass barens for christmas. you know the ones with the really smooth glaze...#ok anyway yeah this is the patreon print for december!#for once i wasn't very careful about the chatter so a lot of them have some bits on the edges. whatever its art#gotta remind people its all carved
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Jaiden: Cucurucho, you have a lot of power, right?
Cucurucho: ...I don't know. Maybe.
Roier: Ah... Yes, you know, don't act like a dumbass, you have it. You have it, man. Eh?
Jaiden: Is there a way for us to protect all the Eggs? Do you know? I don't want anything to happen to the Eggs that happened to Bobby.
Cucurucho: Ha ha ha
Roier: WHAT? [Smacks Cucurucho]
Jaiden: [Bops him] Headpats.
Cucurucho: Maybe.
Jaiden: [Continues to bop him] Headpats. C'mon, I can get it out of you! Headpats! Chin scratches! Belly rubs!
Roier: [Joins Jaiden in bopping Cucurucho, chuckling and laughs]
Jaiden: Yeah? He's comin' around!
[Jaiden and Roier both laugh]
#Jaiden Animations#Roier#Cucurucho#QSMP#Jaiden#Animations Family#There is. So much I could say about these three#and so much I could say about their relationship / interactions with Cucurucho and Osito Bimbo#Cards on the table... I really would have loved it if Cucurucho / Osito genuinely cared about Jaiden#I mean I know they DID care about her to some extent that much is clear#But they / the Federation were also ABSOLUTELY using her. I'm not arguing that they weren't#But how could anyone not be charmed by Jaiden? The boba the tea parties the head pats–#The empathy and kindness and everything that made q!Jaiden who she was–#Cucurucho and Osito were tools of the Federation but I do want to believe they cared about Jaiden. Albeit in their own fricked up way#I dunno. I know this sounds like massive copium probably but I watched all of her and Roier's streams interacting with them#and I personally think that conflict and duality makes for a more interesting story#But that's just me and my own personal biases. I dunno how to properly put it into words but I am cradling them all close to my heart#I loved Cucurucho / Osito and I thought they were interesting and I'm SO SAD we'll never know what Jaiden did for them in the past#Anyways. For anyone who's read this far into my rant– you know how Cucurucho saved the Eggs and Jaiden said she died in Purgatory?#I like imagining that she survived the bomb and wound up finding the Eggs in the aftermath#and she helped them survive until Cucurucho found them#I imagine that Jaiden was the reason they were able to escape from the Island / The Watcher / ElQuackity#She stayed behind to slow down their pursuers. And Cucurucho rescuing all the Eggs fulfilled his agreement with Jaiden—#A promise to protect the Eggs#Like I said a lot of this is copium but that's what I like imagining#TLDR: Cucurucho / Osito did care about her in a weird way but that doesn't mean they weren't manipulating her#May 31 2023#Idk man I got a lot of emotions about q!Jaiden#Roier too but I feel like I've done way more analysis posts about him and Cucurucho. Jaiden needs time in the spotlight#Anyways there's my monthly tag rant
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Vanessa Doodles before work™️
My interpretation of canon Vanessa + her w Snatcher + Someone wanted to hug he <3
#a hat in time#not really an au but ya know not really canon lol#ahit vanessa#ahit snatcher#queen vanessa#demondoodles#my art#ahit#snatcher#my beautiful queen waaaaah#the noodle loser guy <3#the hold she has on me should be studied i swear jssjnwwn#anyways yeah#i know her having a shorter dress makes sense in the context of her wanting to be called princess but#I like long dresses :]#my hc is after the whole freezing she chilled out and felt guilt for some time but then she grew to not care as nobody wanted her apologies#so why bother right?#she and snatcher reconnected and they still dislike each other but still gossip over tea and murdering intruders <3#Vanessa: Can I talk to you like a girl friend for minute#Snatcher: Ya sure give me a sec#Snatcher: Heeey girlie men ain't shit#They have a very complicated situationship but they're essentially stuck together so might as well deal w it lol#I imagine Vanessa wouldn't care about his relationship status but he would be jealous over hers#a mix of 'She doesn’t deserve to move on from ME after what she did to me' and 'I am normal about my ex I swear but-'#He and Van get together for tea and watching 50 kids competing for their amusement lol
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some kind of. miscellaneous conversation sometime during ac3?? this was actually part of a much longer scene that went in a more serious direction than I originally planned once I started drawing it. I ended up starting over, but I couldnt bring myself to delete the pages I had already started (which is why the dialogue's a little janky bc I decided to redo it before I got to the lettering stage RIP) so I cleaned them up a bit to post :') get some sleep, desmond.
#also no one @ me about the coffee/tea discourse i was there when it started idc about it#i mean i care about it more than assassins creed cares about the modern day plot but the bar is low#shaundes#assassin's creed#komiks tag#theres like four variations of this general idea and also some AU where i bring desmond back to life myself#some miscellaneous scene focusing on shaun and emails bc the exchange with juno lives in my head rent free
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act i scene i: older, childless, bachelor Barbarian!Bakugo finds you six months pregnant hiding in an empty stable during one of his clan raids--and instead of slaughtering you as a much younger him might've done...he throws you onto his cart of treasures and decides to take you home so he can start the family he never had with you and your child as his bride and baby.
#bakugo#i actually wrote a bunch out for this but i dont like it and it's too long so here you go#if i work on it some more tonight ill reblob this with it#but for now heres the premise (it's dark srry):#sh*t gets weird ofc#im imagining you got preggo at the last raid you went through but managed to survive#so it's not like you want the child anyway#and when he raids your village like lowk you dont care bc it isnt your home . plus youre not even expecting to survive#since you have no husband and are incapacitated with baby#so youre just waiting to die essentially but then this sexy barbarian saves you thinking hes being ... nice#bakugo is like. well now is a good time as any since idf like anyone in my village#and youre just like dam this sucks#anyway LMFAOOOOOO then youre in his house having this baby and the whole town is invested in this tea#and not only does bakugo have to win you over ... he has to convince u life is worth living#and that he's really gonna be the dad to your baby#you try running away after giving birth and ofc u cant do it and he has to rescue you#and youre so upset#but he washes you up and scolds you in his tongue for being stupid#and hes not gonna keep u forever if its not what u want but#he really does want the baby and you if youll have him#and everyone is rooting for him and likes u so much#even tho ur like a feral mama cat#jfalsdjkfladksjf#gen#shii posts#pregnancy tw
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Also hey I wanna say too that pretty much every single headcanon ever is valid. Even if they aren’t popular, even if they go against canon, even if they change on the regular and make for a throughly transformative work.
I think fandom is supposed to be fun and honestly it just acts like a toybox of sorts? With all these malleable characters as action figures that you play with as you like. If you wanna make them bigger or smaller or change their species or what they present as or how they sound or even act - you can! You can and you should!
Have fun, because you’ll inevitably find others who like what you do too. And even if you don’t, as long as you like it, then that’s what matters.
#this is something I’m saying partially to myself too#personally I have a huge problem of wanting to ‘justify’ my headcanons#where I do my damndest to ‘prove’ that what I headcanon is possible in canon#because it personally makes me feel much better and less anxious#but it’s something I gotta move past because sometimes rule of fun is better than canon justification#I still personally prefer to keep close to canon or within the realm of canon for my works#but I think I’ll stop trying to justify every little thing and just have a little more fun with it#but yeah saying right now that even if it’s not my personal cup of tea or something I headcanon myself#I will still fight for people’s right to have fun with these toy box action figures#is there an argument to be made of ‘at some point these characters just become OCs’? yeah but…who cares?#idk this was mostly something for myself to keep in mind but in light of recent events#I think I’ll post it too#also wanna say - don’t attack others for their headcanons#if you don’t like it then block them#remember that there are real people here that you could hurt okay?#the way they connect with a character will inevitably be different than you
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Steb and the Pianist but they're boyfriends.
For Steb, he's putting quite a bit of trust into the Pianist. This is due to Steb more fish-esque so Steb has limitations(including for his diet) and the Pianist will sometimes bring him meals during his break and so he has to trust that the Pianist didn't put something in the meal that could cause him harm.
For the Pianist, he's bearing his entire soul to Steb. The Pianist fell into a slump after the battle so he couldn't make music like he used to but after meeting Steb, he suddenly made music like never before. Steb was his muse and with that, came with showing Steb his music, exposing the depths of his soul to the man.
They also do stupid stuff together such as laughing at the drama surrounding the councilors(besides Shoola and Sevika) and accidently stealing. The stealing on Stebs part and the Pianist making sure Steb doesn't get in trouble or caught. Steb is stealing herbs that come from places out of Piltover because he uses them for herbal tea and medicine(my hc is Steb isn't from Piltover or Zaun) but Piltover and Zaun doesn't have them growing anyone. The Pianist understands this but still tries to keep Steb from being caught despite everyone already knowing and ordering extra so Steb can just snatch it.
#arcane#the pianist#arcane pianist#pianist arcane#steb#steb arcane#arcane steb#pianofish#he does not know that steb wont get in trouble if hes seen stealing#caitlyn forced jayce to allow it because she wants to build a bond with the only living member of her striketeam#no one told steb so he has no clue but he does invite caitlyn over for some tea every so often#but the pianist is stressed when steb is just tossing things to the side while trying to look for the herbs he wants#steb is not stressed he does not care#if they dont want him to take it then they should make it harder for him to take it#that was like a major rule in his hometown when stealing from people who would visit(mainly noxians)
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This is (vertically) pretty long; the rest is under the cut to save your dash.
Haven is a lot of things. An effective communicator isn't one.
This is very much intended to be Taran retelling the story of the time this happened to someone else, given the eight-thousand anachronisms and the level of comfort Taran has in talking to Haven. It's so specifically anachronistic in such a specific "I'm telling you a story and I don't want you to get bogged down in the inconvenient details" way that it got me to write 6000 words (and counting) of a stupid wip so I could justify this existing.
Bonus notes: Haven is specifically pretending to be asleep because he doesn't want to talk about the mess in the kitchen. Taran isn't remotely annoyed about that but he would like for next time Haven to come downstairs and say hi instead of putting on a shirt and then pretending to be asleep again.
#haven#taran#oc#comic#THIS TOOK ME LIKE. A GOOD THREE WEEKS.#admittedly i spent a lot of time not drawing so the entire second half was from the last three days or so#also the glass door panel is possibly one of my favorite recent drawings ever#i'm putting it up there with the one where haven and taran are fucking around in a greenhouse-encapsulated pool#...maybe i shoudl draw taran around plants some more. it seems to be unlocking things#ALSO i wish that jacket was real. i DID arizona-green-tea-colors a real adidas jacket because i sent him to spain and i couldnt find a#single article of like cheesy tourist clothing that worked as a jacket but there WAS a lot of footballer stuff but i hate the red yellow#black look so i just kind of went 'who cares' and made something up. but it looks good and i would wear it#oh#contents: a little raunchy for tumblr#insane that that's all i have to say about these two given how abysmal their relationship is but everything else is explicitly offscreened#because of who the narrator is and how little he actually cares to talk about that part#favorite
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a moodboard…..
#about to make some tea rn btw. if you even care …..#third one is so so fucking funny to me i CANT get over it ever
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If you hate grushenkamitya you go to hell before you die
#floyd.txt#i feel surprised some people genuinely dgaf about them but#im sure some people think this when i dont care for rodya and sonya#its not my cup of tea#i love when its intense like this i love when theyre fucking crazy passionate
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I spoke soft prayers to Apollo to shine light in someone's life and heal and protect. Not the first time, but hopefully the most potent. I hope what I perceive is exactly that becoming true.
#prayer to apollo#apollo#apollo deity#apollo worship#apollon#hellenism#hellenic worship#hellenic polytheism#hellenic deities#hellenic pagan#mental health#gentle care#healing#healing journey#softness#prayers#Trying to think of an offering#Laurel leaves? Music?#Does a healing nap count?#Maybe I'll actually manage to wash my cup#clear the table#and offer him some tea today#omg i'm so tired#chronic fatigue#spoony worship
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