#cardoor

[moaihybitoyoidaics]

elite tfota fans ship cardan with his literal front door.

[judeandcardan]

My Prince, My Door

The youngest royal Prince of Elfhame and his royal door have a heart to heart talk.

I blame this on you @dam-bluecookies

“My door,” Cardan said to the main door of the house he had lived for the better part of his life. There were perhaps very little things he liked about the house and what it stood for. Oh, who was he kidding he fucking loathed the house and the memories attached to it. The thing he didn’t hate, well, the only thing he didn’t hate, was perhaps the door which he stood in front of. 

“My Prince,” The door cooed at him, emphasizing on ‘my’, an almost possessive undertone in his words. Cardan’s heart plummeted at the familiar words of affection from the door. He gently brought one of his pale hands to the golden handle of the door and gently caressed it with one of his slender fingers. The door hummed, the sound low and rough.

“My door,” Cardan said still caressing the handle gingerly, “I must confess something to you.” He gulped, scared to voice the emotions he felt. He stopped the journey of his finger on the handle and brought the hand flat against the cool wood of the door. 

“What is it? My Prince?” The door asked, its voice wavering a little.

“My door, I-I love you. This might seem sudden to you, perhaps, but I assure you it is anything but. Ever since I was a little boy, you had been there for me even when my own mother wasn’t. You have seen my scars, my weaknesses, my mistakes, and yet you still continue to love me.” Cardan willed the tears filling his eyes to not spill over, fearing he might not speak anymore if he stopped for even a minute, he continued, “I have not made myself easy to love. You of all people should know that. Yet, you were there for me. Always, there for me.” The tears now flowed freely across his face, “So, yes, I love you. I love you with all of my bruised broken heart. And I know you love me too, my door, but still I think you deserved to know this nonetheless.” 

“Oh! My Prince!” The door exclaimed, if door could cry he would be doing just that at the moment. Its voice shaking it said, “Of course, I love you! I love a lot of things in this world but you, my Prince, are the most dearest to my heart than them all.” Cardan looked at him with eyes full of love and the new happiest couple in all of Elfhame smiled at each other, very much in love.

As the sun rose, the royal prince sat against the door and the door hummed a happy tune. They perhaps didn’t know what would happen next to them, but what they did know was they were together and no matter what, they would remain together, and somehow that was everything.

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[prioritytheory]

[bigbumder96]

i cant draw so take this

[kentucky-daisey]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

That is all.

[leftboobrightboobonespeakstruth]

I'm always a little afraid the cardoor will randomly open when I lean against it but I can't just.. lock it like a toilet so I just lay there with my thoughts going but I should do something maybe I'll just open the door myself! that'd be interesting

[guinewere]

“she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand. “

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

if spies are forever was in the cars universe they would be Cart Mega and Owen Cardoor

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[sanpape]

I'm listening to season 2 rn and Anthony's doing a REALLY goob job of convincing the players that willys chill after his time in cardoor jail and I almost fell for it too but then i remembered little Ron's "we went down the i95.... for 30 minutes.... past the cardboard cowboy" flashback and u know what man fuck willy. me and my homies hate willy.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Gamzee: ShE sAnD oN mY mAn TiL i CaRdOoR hOoKhAnD

Kanaya: Utterly Incomprehensible To Anyone Who Spends A Healthy Amount Of Time Online, Fantastic.

[iodotsys]

wishing you and your significant bother nothing but the best

(and a speedy recovery to your thumb )

Ah yes, @banana-zim is quite the bother. :) But genuinely, thank you. My thumb seems like it's on the mend. Still a tiny bit swollen and blue, but not nearly as much as it was. Plus I can move it with very little pain which is excellent. Still no guitar or sculpting, but that's okay. In due time.

When I heard the click of the door mechanism and saw thumb + cardoor being one, I thought the injury would be a lot worse than it ended up being. I feel fortunate in that. Plus Banana's been helping me with things around the house so that I don't risk further injury.

Again, thanks for the well wishes, anon. They're appreciated. Don't trust car doors. They are not your friend.

[starrwrrld]

anon asks

do you like milkshakes

what are your fave lestappen fics of all time

where's your username from??

damnn okayy ty for this anon <3

Yes I love me a good milkshakes but im not obsessed with them or anything (cant stand strawberry tho). My dad has been making absolute bangers of milkshakes for as long as I can remember so it was a cold beverage I grew up with a lot. This also means i'm very judgy about my milkshakes so I don't drink them unless i'm sure they're gonna be good.

oh lordy lord. this is gonna be longgg.

@maxcuntstappen's I Loved You Before I Knew I Was Supposed To holds a special special place in my heart. Lav, being the absolute majesty they are, did a phenomenal job with it. It's so tender and soft and sweet i can't get enough of it. I've read it enough times to narrate it scene-by-scene. I wish I could read i again for the first time ( I would gladly slam a cardoor on my hand for it). Something about it makes me wanna hug Lav and cry. (CHECK OUT LAV'S OTHER FICS TOO THEY'RE ALL AMAAZING AND SO WORTH THE READ AND RE-READ)

Right Where You Belong by @amarynas is another absolute fav. This remains the fic to which i cried the most without a doubt. It's so fluffy (lets ignore the absolute heart attacks it gave me for amin here) and RWYB Max is an absolute loser boyerfriend (affectionate) and I wouldn't want it any other way. Also shoutout to Cisca for making Charles so tenderly fierce. It was a treat.

Long Live (The Walls We Crashed Through) is a fic i'm an absolute sucker for (sue me, i'm weak for the bsfs to lovers trope). It's so tender and nice and heartwarming and I wish I could read it again for the first time.

Never in a million years would I have thought I'd read Chef AUs, but here we are Grapefruit Mignonette and Give Me That Fire are both Chef/Restaurant AUs that truly slap. They're both so well written and give you an amazing insight into the industry while keeping you in a chokehold the entire time.

Red, White & Orange-Nassau and Homeward Bound by @f1-giuki are OMLLL. They're both so good it's insane. They give me sm comfort i wanna cry. The found-familyness of it all has me in such a strong chokehold and i don't ever wanna come out of it.

Meet Me In Montreal is a series by my legend @bumblewyn that i absolutely love. It's a pretty quick read (it's all mini fics that averages at 2kish words per work, hence why the series) and a constant reminder about these two's inability to be normal about each other with a side-dish serving of angst.

I'm pretty sure there are so many gems out there i've missed mentioning bc i have the memory-span of an octopus (fun fact if you havent figued it out; octopuses are the animals with the shortest memory span of just 3 seconds) but yeah. RIP to all the other amazing fics out there that i've read and adored but simply can't remember atm, i hate my brain too (and i suck at bookmarking or saving my favs so here we are). (P.S. All these writers have more amazing, amazing fics that i've not mentioned so do check them out if you haven't)

Uhm. It literally has no meaning behind it, love. I love love stars (fav shape fs) and i was struggling to find a username and i happened to be dooding stars at the edge of a sticky note whie brainstorming usernames so i decided on star, my brain generated the word 'world' for me and it became starrwrld bc starworld was already taken. (and maybe, just maybe, it is a small allusion to the song starman and to bowie himself bc i love that man)

[mothermara]

practising nomial anarchy in regards to our cat. like yes his christian name is "blaze" but we refer to him exclusively as .. not that; the boy. little man. the missile. little gilgamesh. mr. muffin man. mr. mandoor cardoor hookhand. our favourites are in constant flux. he doesnt know or understand any of this because hes always sucking his damn nipple of course but i hope to one day teach him communist theory

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

mork please don't leave your uncles truck there MORK PLEASE HAVE ONE MORE THOUGHT PLEASE

don't just go brum brum tawan brum brum

please lock the cardoor

[catboybulge]

shut my wanking hand in a cardoor