#cardiac arrest incoming

[libertyhelll]

[telomeke]

4 MINUTES – WILD ASS THEORY INCOMING

OK, there are so many theories about 4 Minutes floating around (including a couple of my own already out there). And now I'm adding another one to the mix, just for good measure. 🤣

But I really think there's something in this. Please bear with me...

This train of thought was sparked by the ending of Ep.4, when we saw Dome recovering fully in the hospital, cheerfully taking a taxi back home, and then (when he arrived) calling out to Ton Kla, who heard him.

But Dome then disappeared. And we were shown his cremation ashes instead.

OK listen, hear me out.

That was Dome all right, but it was his ghost that we saw returning home from the hospital, wearing white and blissfully unaware that he was already dead.

I think what 4 Minutes has been showing us thus far is an interplay, not so much of different timelines, but rather the different experiences of the living, the dead and those still in the Four-Minute Zone (who are caught between these two worlds in the four minutes from corporeal death to cessation of brain activity).

And we're not always being shown their experiences in chronological order, hence the confusing storylines for different characters that don't quite gel with each other's.

Anyway, that's why they're making such a big deal about the black and white:

When we see characters wearing white (as Dome was in his happy Ep.4 taxi ride home) there's a high chance that they're actually ghosts, re-living past experiences and re-visiting the what-ifs in their past lives had they chosen their paths (or had their paths been chosen for them) differently.

They don't know they're dead; they just know that reality has changed into a multi-pronged set of choices that they get to re-visit.

The people in black are most likely those who are in the Four-Minute Zone between life and death. And the people in normal clothing (prints, other colors) are those still in the realm of the living.

The ghosts (an idea also suggested by the 13:13 on Manee's hospital clock in Ep.1, see this write-up linked here) aren't usually visible in the real world, but they are visible to those in the Four-Minute Zone and can interact with them.

This is supported by Den's interviewee in Ep.1, who said she was surrounded by people in white during her own experience of consciousness after cardiac arrest.

As the ghosts aren't aware that they're dead, everything seems real enough to them. But then they also get to visit different realities and different outcomes (including being thrust four minutes back into the past to re-do things – and you probably know where this is going).

OK, so this also means (sadly) that:

Great is already dead (and so is his mom) – Great is always in white, and his mom was too at their Ep.5 shootout. The re-living past experiences and experimenting with different outcomes is something the ghosts get to do, and we see Great doing this all the time in 4 Minutes.

Korn is sometimes in white – this is his ghost re-living experiences after he was killed by Ton Kla (c'mon, you know death by Ton Kla was always going to be on the cards for him). He's also sometimes in black – that would be him when he was in the Four-Minute Zone, prior to his death and entry into the spirit world.

Lukwa is already dead; she's been recounting her experiences with the four-minute rewind to Den. This is also why she could meet Great in the Four-Minute Waiting Room for spirits (while both were dressed in white, BTW).

Win is also dead; when he went to stay with Ton Kla to "protect" him in Ep.4 (who does that?) he was wearing white, and this was probably just his ghost seeking out Ton Kla, as he did when he was still alive. Win was also in black in a couple of scenes, which were probably him re-living past memories in the Four-Minute Zone. I guess he really was killed by Ton Kla.

Tyme is still in the Four-Minute Zone, re-treading his tracks, and interacting with Great in spirit. Tyme is probably going to get sent back (which is what the corridor and the light-filled doorway of the trailer is signaling) while Great cannot, because he's already passed into the spirit realm. So it's Tyme who's using his four minutes to review his life up until the moment he was shot, and also to interact with Great one last time. And that four-minute countdown Great keeps seeing is simply a marker of the interlude that he gets to spend with Tyme before they are separated again.

Sweet-faced Ton Kla ("I've seen many murders" – girl, what were you doing at the devil's sacrament?) is a serial killer of some sort, and he probably killed Title and Win, just as he did his cat. And Korn is in his sights as well.

Ton Kla is one of the few living souls who can sense the dead (he sensed Dome's ghost in Ep.4, and he also saw the ghost of his dead black cat in Ep.1). So it's possible he was actually humping Win's ghost in Ep.4 (though I'd rather think it was just Win's ghost re-imagining another scenario).

Den is probably another human soul (unless he's also dead) who can not only sense the departed but also interact with them – his nonplussed reaction to Lukwa when she came in for an interview in Ep.1 wasn't just because of her beauty (she is so pretty isn't she? I have a bit of a crush going on) but because he could also tell she was a ghost, not a living human.

There you go. Have I taken it too far with my theories again? I'm hoping against hope that I'm wrong, and that Great and Tyme will have a happy ending after all.

But I'm not counting on it... 😥

P.S. This may be just a coincidence, but the broadcast schedule of 4 Minutes (26 July 2024 to 13 September 2024) very neatly encapsulates the Thai-Chinese Ghost Festival (wan saat jeen/วันสารทจีน) that runs during the seventh lunar month from 4 August to 2 September this year. In Chinese belief, ghosts are given free rein to roam the world of the living throughout this month, and I'm thinking that (if my theory holds true) 4 Minutes must have timed its release to coincide specifically for the additional spook factor. 😵

P.P.S. There are other visual and cultural hints embedded within 4 Minutes that align with the theory above – my write-up is linked here, if you'd like to read more:

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[novasolstarr]

NOVAAA DROP YOU'RE PRESSURE OCS!! AND MY LIFE.... IS YOURS!!!

A little tip for the way you draw Sebastian

(I deeply apologize if I've sent an ask already.. I have the memory of Dory so I can't remember if I even sent one or not.)

FINALLY GOT THEM ALL DRAWN AND SKETCHED UP

OC LORE UP AHEAD

Content warnings before you continue! The upcoming information may contain topics that are sensitive to users, including;

Medical mentions

Vague Child death

It is now 23:00 and I’m so tired and have school and blegh. So enjoy this silly little jabbering of OC lore and my apologies for the typos that are bound to be incoming

ALSO Feel free to ask any questions about these characters, I’m more than happy to answer them :3

The Nurse, Z-156

Also known previously as Andrew Laticdinae

Andrew before being subjected to the procedures from Urbanshade at the Hadal Blacksite was a nurse at the [REDACTED] hospital located within [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. During his round about runs a patient under his care, an elderly individual, known as [REDACTED], had passed after receiving a lethal dose of heart medication which sent the elder into cardiac arrest. The nurse responsible for the death was quick to pin the blame onto Andrew, and in his confusion, poor wording, and inability to afford a good lawyer, Andrew was charged with murder and sent to the [REDACTED] Prison.

It was here that he was eventually picked up by Urbanshade along with a select few other individuals.

Andrew during this time was put into a project which revolves around making agile, quick, deadly, and effective agents. He was one of the latest of these procedures, having been subjected to the mix of Nurse Shark and Sea Krait. The Sea Krait DNA provided Andrew with a scuted underbelly, a vicious venom [complemented with fangs], and a large paddle like tail that allowed him to comfortably, quickly and effectively navigate through the waters, able to Bob and weave between narrow spaces. The Nurse Shark mix also provided him with a primarily cartilage skeleton and a bite that’s near impossible to pry off due to the suction like bite. Should an individual be able to pull Z-156 off, if the venom doesn’t make quick work of them the large chunk of flesh that is pulled off along with Z-156 will certainly leave them in a world of hurt.

Andrew ended up as one of the more successful tests, however the animalistic appearance side effect was unwanted and needed to be worked out. After further study Andrew had been dropped, leaving him to ponder what his fate may become. In a desperate moment, Andrew pleaded to Urbanshade Personnel to allow him to opportunity to work as an on-sight-in-water medic, noting he had exponential experience before ended up in his current position.

It took days of back and forth [with help from his Docile nature] to finally get the Personnel to agree, granting him very very limited freedoms compared to the average experiment.

Though he was far from treated like an employee. Whenever he was to be out on his job, he was fitted with a muzzle to prevent any potential envenomation of divers, he could only eat within his room, was monitored around any medications and was heavily restricted on what he had access to as to prevent any potential attacks.

Despite it, Andrew preferred this over being cooped up in a room to rot or potentially worse, almost overworking himself some days out of fear. Even now a passing Expendable may find this friendly face sitting within the Blacksite, ready to offer up his services in exchange for Data. [This Data is given to Sebastian]

Mechanic Info

For 90 pieces of Data players can have their health restored from anywhere between 20-50 health. Do note though that this comes with a 25% risk of failure, in which the player will have 10%-20% of their health removed [this will not exceed 10 health however].

Players can also flash The Nurse a limitless amount of times on their first time meeting him, however continuing to do so with each meeting will result in him becoming short with the player. By the 7th - 8th meeting and flashing him twice, he will lash out and bite the player dealing a base of 10 damage. Though this in itself is fine, players will then receive 2 tickets of damage for up to 30 seconds. Players that were at 100 health will be knocked down to 30. This can be stopped with a medkit though or eating wall dweller flesh.

Nova Starr, Expendable

Just a self insert for me and Non-canon to my universe :3

False Alarm, Z-326

Also know previously as Nouvel Nebula

Nouvel lived a relatively bland life before Urbanshade, married to their husband Clayton Nebula [OC Owned by @cyanide-cafe], and working various odd jobs they could find. They were relatively lax and had little concern, so when they ended up thrown in prison alongside their husband after suspected of being an acquaintance in his murders and defiling via cannibalism, they were thrown for a heavy loop.

Even during these harder times the two were inseparable and this became further apparent once picked up by Urbanshade and delivered to the Hadal Blacksite.

Here, the two were put under similar genetic splicing with small differences in DNA for the purpose of testing fertility between spliced genetics. Despite the difference in spliced DNA, Urbanshade was capable of producing 3 living offspring using their gametes in a controlled environment via test tubes, only one of which however was able to escape their termination date and still roams the facility unbeknownst to their supposed parents.

It wasn’t until their time in the Blacksite that Nouvel learned of the crimes that landed their husband here and, subsequently, themself, being absolutely horrified by the revelation and distancing themselves as much as they feesibly could from him during this period. The relationship became stiff and strained in this time, made further worse with the eventual separation of the two for their experimenting. Despite their disdain towards him at the time, he was the only comfort they had in this hellscape, falling deep into a mental spiral which further fueled their eventual sporadic behavior.

The extreme mental strain in this time from the constant experimentation, manhandling from personnel, separation and even occasional threats should they continue to lash out and attack, left them flitty about their behaviors towards Expendables. They seem to show more submissive behaviors when groups of 3 or more are around, being passive unless provoked, but the will quickly become incredibly hostile with groups of 2 or fewer.

Mechanic Info

False alarm is a small and agile monster, preferring to hide within dark rooms whilst waiting on unsuspecting Expendables to pass by. Though they are passive if groups exceed more than 2 players, flashing them will result in a hasty hit and run, where they damage the aggressor for 15 damage and then run off to a separate room.

If there are 3 or more in a party there’s a rare chance that False Alarm will even provide a small bit of information about item whereabouts for Expendables lingering in a room too long. This could be vague hints about flashlights, medkits, high priced data, or otherwise.

If there are 2 or fewer Expendables around, False Alarm becomes hyper aggressive, doing multiple hit and runs for 5 damage per hit, targeting the player with the least amount of health. Flashing them successfully 3 times will get them to back off entirely, ending the encounter for the rest of the run.

Be wary when False Alarm is around, for their companion Real Alarm is not far behind..

Theo Nebula, 326-327-5

Theo Nebula is the last of 5 offspring that had come as a result of the project behind Z-326 and Z-327. Theo ended up the most human and most viable of the 5, with the first 2 offspring having never successfully survived after being removed from incubation and the more recent 2 having been long terminated before Theo, as they had no use and were more hassle than they were worth, being far more monsterous in appearance than Theo. Despite being the most human, they still showed several physical changes and even risked a shorter life span due to their rapid growth [Looking almost 13 or so despite being 4 at most]. The project itself at least proved it was possible for mutations that had occurred on individuals could be passed down, and with more proper tweaking may even be able to be further selective about what can and can’t be passed down.

After Theo had been researched to their fullest extent and there wasn’t much use for them anymore, they were set to be terminated just as their previous two siblings. Luckily for young Theo, a familiar face sent the Blacksite into mayhem after releasing the monsters, allowing Theo to escape their fate of being terminated.

From time to time they can be spotted rummaging around rooms or heard crawling in the vents in their search for food and fueling their curiosity of the Blacksite. They’re cautiously curious yet incredibly skittish and will quickly run off whenever approached by expendables. It’s recommended to search where they were last rummaging through as this may provide Expendables with extra data or information

[upsidedownwithsteve]

Hi! Sorry if I'm double dipping here, but can I PLEASE request going down on camp Eddie for the first time? They're just so infatuated and so in love and I know he'd be just totally in awe of Michigan 🫠🫠🫠

oh cheeky

18+

It was bold of you, that was for sure.

But the last week of camp was a busy mess of games, tears and helping kids pack. The summer was at its warmest, afternoons spent by the lake with kayaks and too many bottles of sunscreen, zipping kids into life jackets and trying not to stare at Eddie when he took his shirt off, running down the dock with Steve to cannonball into the water.

He grabbed you after he emerged, soaking wet, curls dripping, silver chain glittering in the sun. He was more tanned than the beginning of camp, July making sure he was sunkissed and all freckled, rosy cheeks and sunburned nose. You let him pull you into him until the kids squealed and yelled, dodging his incoming kiss for the sake of your audience, your face too warm when he grinned and laughed.

It didn’t stop you staring at him for the rest of the day though, hooded eyes and lips all red from how you’d chewed at them, restless and itching to get the boy alone. And it certainly didn’t stop you from catching him after dinner, a rushed goodbye waved to Jonathan and Chrissy as you excused yourselves and grabbed the boy by the hand, ignoring his questions of “where are you taking me, woman?”

Your cabin was too far. Eddie’s was filled with Steve and Hawkins, and god, you really didn’t have the patience to try to find Eddie’s van in the dark. So you dragged him behind the gym, derelict and hidden by the shadows the late evening brought, the sun lining the sky with red and pink at the lowest point of the horizon.

Just barely enough light left for you to not trip over the logs and forgotten beer bottles that littered the back of the huge building. You pushed Eddie against the wall, corrugated metal vibrating with the force of it and Eddie grunted, barely able to ask what was going on before you were on him.

Hungry, impatient, a different kind of kiss than you’d shared before and Eddie let you do what you pleased, groaning wildly into your mouth as you rugged at his hair so he’d bend down for you. His hands snuck their way up the sides of your staff shirt, wide and warm, fingers spanning the dips between your ribs, thumbs rubbing circles under your breasts.

You were making little noises for him, needy sounds that were driving him insane and when you pulled back to let you both suck in a breath, Eddie’s chest was heaving and his eyes were wide.

“Not that I’m complaining, like, at all,” Eddie rasped, hands still kneading the dough of your hips, making sure you didn’t stray too far from him. “But what did I do to deserve this?”

You grinned, a bright, pretty look on your face and Eddie would have sworn he saw some kind of determination set in. You shrugged, too casual. “I dunno, I just missed you today.”

Eddie smiled, eyes soft and fond on you. He swallowed, Adam’s apple bobbing in his throat and shit, you wanted to nip at it, get your mouth on every part of him. “Yeah? Fuck, you’re too sweet—”

You dropped to your knees.

“Oh fuck, shitshitshit, babe, Jesus, I—” Eddie had never suffered from heart problems but he was pretty fucking sure this is what cardiac arrest felt like. “What’re you doing?” He stammered it out, voice shot, cracking in the middle and you huffed out a soft laugh, ‘cause wasn’t it obvious?

“I was gonna show you how much I’d missed you,” you explained, letting your hands press gently to his hips. They bucked under your touch and you bit down on a smile. “But I don’t have to, if you don’t want me to.”

Eddie had taken care of you in his cabin and you’d yet to really return the favour, barely any spare time being able to be stolen. You really wanted to return the favour. You smiled up at him, soft, patient, fingers running gently over the waistband of his jeans, nails tapping on the metal button.

“Shit, you don’t have to,” Eddie swallowed audibly, and he didn’t seem to know if he wanted to keep staring down at you on your knees for him, or let his head drop back onto the gym wall. “S’okay, I don’t need— fuck, I’m not expecting—”

You leaned in, hand hitching up the hem of his camp shirt so you could press a kiss to his hip bone, admiring the trail of hair across his tummy, the lines of muscles and soft skin there. “I want to,” you told him simply. “Can I?”

You waited, fingers curling over the button, eyes on Eddie’s and he looked pink in the cheeks, flushed and already fucked out, brown eyes darker in the shadows. He nodded, let out a weak noise that sounded like your name and a moan mixed into one.

He lost it when you got your mouth on him, the soft heat of your lips and tongue making his head fall back and drop to the wall and with a thud. You looked up through your lashes, watching the way his jaw tensed before falling slack, neck bared and eyes clenched shut. His hand were white knuckled fists by his side and you took one palm off his thigh so you could guide his to your hair.

Eddie looked down then, fingers curling into your stands, loose enough that he wasn’t pulling, only holding and he whined, a desperate sound that came from the back of his throat and had you clenched your thighs together.

“Christ, oh fuck, oh fucking hell,” he was babbling, staring down at you with glazed over eyes and lips that were parted, breathing heaving out of him in heavy puffs. “Look at you, you’re unreal, how’d I get so lucky? Huh? Jesus Christ, your mouth, baby, shit.”

You curled your tongue around his head and sucked, making him groan something filthy and you pulled off of his cock with a dirty pop, only to grin and shush him, hands pinching at his thigh. “Teddy, you gotta be quiet,” you laughed.

“Awh, god, no—” his knees almost buckled when you wrapped your lips back around him, his cock hard and slick with your spit, doing your best to take every inch of him. “Don’t call me Teddy when you’re doing that, fuck, you’re gonna kill me.”

You hummed at his words, hand gripping his thigh tight as you wiggled closer, the tip of his cock nudging the back of your throat. You swallowed around him, smug.

He was done, gone, dead, weak. He cried out, hands gripping your hair a little tighter than before, his expression one of bliss and absolute amazement. “Holy fuck,” he declared, still too loud, “you actually want to kill me.”

….

[gavisuntiedboot]

Hello, if your taking requests at the moments I have one that I’d love to see though it may be a little difficult!

Gavi and the reader (an actor) are dating but are in different counties due to the reader going aboard to film a new show! The young couple decide to go on an Instagram live together to hang out & a lot of fans join!

Hello and welcome to a new series I’m calling “boot on the bus”, where I see how much I can write of an ask on my bus ride home. Whatever state it is at at the end of my ride, I post! (Also so sorry to this anon who sent me this req literally months ago)

~~~

[incoming call]: pablito ❤️😡

“Hello?”

“Amor!! Finally!!”

“Pablo, why are you making an international call right now?”

“I can afford it. You have three seconds to explain to me why you haven’t been answering a single one of my FaceTime calls. I’ve been worried and, more importantly, bored out of my mind!”

You laughed lightly and relaxed back into the plush cushions of the hotel couch. You had forgotten that the last time you were out of Spain for filming was before you had met Gavi. Being on a successful HBO original came with a lot of perks, but also a lot of pain, both physical and emotional. You had joined the royal drama “Heavenly Bodies” in the middle of its first season, instantly being thrown into a love triangle between the two male leads. Viewers ate it up, creating theories and art (and ofc fan fiction) about you and your costars, foaming at the mouth to know what would happen next. The high demand lead to your current situation, where you were cooling off in a high hotel room overlooking Dubai, listening to your boyfriends complaints 2 months earlier than scheduled.

“I haven’t gotten any of them, Pablito. FaceTime is blocked here.”

You heard a loud scoff over the phone.

“If you are too busy to talk just say that, princesa. How could FaceTime be blocked in Dubai? That makes no sense!”

“Google it.” You retorted, laying back on the couch and cracking open a cold soda. You heard yells of “Ale! Google this for me!”, followed by a long pause.

“Oh wow. It is blocked.”

“See!” You yelled into the receiver, causing Gavi to complain about his sensitive eardrums. You sat back down, continuing what would probably be a very expensive phone call with your boyfriend. As you two talked, he sighed loudly, and you heard his body hit the couch.

“I miss seeing your face, princesa. Don’t get me wrong I love the sound of your voice, but it’s just different. Is there no way we can video call?”

You could basically hear the pout and puppy dog eyes in Gavi’s voice, and it made your heart swell. He was so enamored by you, so taken by the way you looked and spoke and laugh, that all he wanted was to once again cup your face in his hands and pull you in close enough to share his breathing space.

“Well, we could always just go on live together.”

“Huh?”

“Like do a live stream. On instagram or something. We would both be calling but there would just be other people there.”

Gavi paused once again, playing around with the idea in his mind.

“But what if I… want to say “not appropriate in front of people” stuff?”

“That’s what Snapchat is for.”

His laugh resounded through the phone, and you couldn’t help the large smile that squinted your eyes and filled out your cheeks.

“Okay, Vamos, let’s do it.”

You got onto instagram and started a live, inviting Gavi to join. Every one of your 10.5 million followers who has their notifications on started to pour in, the messages of “I love you 😍” and “hi from Brazil 🇧🇷” flying at unreadable speeds. Gavi’s end connected a second later, and the fans went mental. Gavi was beaming like the sun when the line connected, finally able to see your face again.

“Hello again, Amor. I missed that pretty smile.”

Your fans and Gavi’s were now in the chat trying to prevent a mass cardiac arrest incident.

Ynbiggestfan: MOTHERRRRR AND FATHERRR

gavi3096: nobody let Madrid see this they’ll know how to make him soft

Ynandgavicloset2: the way he calls her amor time to take a nap on an electrical wire in the rain

You weren’t reading any of it thought. You were staring at Gavi who was staring at you, the two of you making idle conversation about your trip and your show and his upcoming matches. He looked at you with so much love and affection that it made you blush, turning you into a much more shy and cuddly mess than people were used to. The sexy and strong power couple were now just a bunch of teenagers giggling and kicking their feet on instagram live. A strand of hair fell in your face, and Gavi reached out to his phone before remembering he couldn’t sweep it from your eyes on a different continent.

“Princesa, from now on, no filming on location unless I can come.”

“Why Pablito? Can’t live without me?” You teased, expecting a sharp reaction.

“Correct. Im literally itching and shaking from withdrawal. I love you and miss you come back faster.”

The chat got so overwhelmed they crashed the live.

~~~

Hey guys! Hope y’all enjoyed this little imagine. Ik not everybody wants super long works, but I don’t know how to write fast or short so then things sit in my inbox forever. So here’s to length variation!! Love y’all, time to take a nap.

[more-than-tender-curiosity]

also jay

once more into the fray of right on time

What is the character’s go-to drink order? Jay will order a 'highball' and the bartender knows to make him a glass of ginger ale with a fancy fruit stake. As for coffee he can't have caffeine or his heart WILL probably explode, so he sticks to chamomile.

What is their grooming routine? Like Daisy's, it's got seven thousand steps and a million different creams and balms and salves and so on, and that's all kept in the bathroom. He picked that habit up from...someone else. But on his vanity in the bedroom he just has his golden hairbrush. In case someone were to come in, wonder if he's vain, and see that golden brush and think "oh no he doesn't put too much thought into these things"...

What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? Cars. Cars. Cars. More cars. He couldn't afford Hot Wheels as a kid so now he just buys the real thing. Funny enough, his daily driver is a stupid custom Tesla that he hates, but he would feel ungrateful if he didn't drive it into the ground because Elon Musk gave it to him in exchange for opening a twitter account. He barely tolerates the thing though. It doesn't sound like a car :((((((((((((( he like vroom vroom :((((((((((

Do they have any scars or tattoos? He and Daisy have matching tattoos, again very well hidden and tiny. His is a 'D' on his pinkie underneath his signet ring. It pulls double time for Dan and Daisy though...in case he ever forgets his bad decisions :///

What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? He cried when Nick refused to let him call his coke dealer. Like yes, he was fresh off of a cardiac arrest and getting shot. Coke would probably fix that right ? Right ?????

Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child? Only child, only son, the only hope for the Gatz line and he couldn't even stay a Gatz.

Describe the shoes they’re wearing. For just everyday I can picture him wearing Louboutin Urbino Derbies in the color "Goose". He has a lot of redbottoms because they're flashy and expensive and he feels like they're a good representation of his status. The old money bitches laugh at him for it.

Describe the place where they sleep. Same place as where Nick sleeps...technically. He naps a lot at his desk, surrounded by papers that would put him on ten different lists if he wasn't 'in' with the gov't.

What is their favorite holiday? Valentine's Day. He loves having a valentine and making nick little cards and leaving presents around the house and ordering flowers and going on a dinner date and ordering more flowers and eating cookies and candy and ordering more flowers and eating heartfuls of chocolate and ordering more flowers—

What objects do they always carry around with them? Money clip, wallet, iPhone, and probably this exact glock. just because I don't like guns doesn't mean jay isn't a paranoid american

[darkmaga-returns]

The prestigious Cleveland Clinic has issued a chilling warning of an incoming wave of deaths that will kill off huge numbers of people who received Covid mRNA “vaccines.”

However, rather than issuing a red alert to the public about the looming catastrophic death wave, the Ohio-based nonprofit academic medical center quietly dropped the bombshell in a recent update on its website.

According to Cleveland Clinic, mass mortality is expected to surge due to a ticking time bomb of myocarditis among the Covid-vaccinated.

Myocarditis is inflammation of the heart muscle or myocardium.

This inflammation weakens your heart muscle, making it harder for your heart to pump.

Myocarditis can cause strokes, blood clots, cardiac arrest, and ultimately sudden death.

Doctors warn that myocarditis acts as a silent killer as it can often be symptomless, with many sufferers not being diagnosed until it’s too late.

According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), myocarditis is a known side effect of Covid mRNA injections.

As cases of myocarditis have surged since the Covid “vaccines” were rolled out in early 2021, Cleveland Clinic has now updated its website with alarming new information on the disorder.

[userlando]

Lando angst to smut incoming:

your phone started blowing up while you were in the supermarket, which didn’t seem odd because whenever Lando was on stream with the Quadrant crew and he mentioned you, you would get tagged in the clips all the way across the internet

this time was a little bit different - someone in chat had started making comments about how Lando was dating a grandma, that there must be spiders crawling out of your pussy, that he ought to get out before you turned 30 and got saggy and gross, which the other guys found riotously funny and Lando addressed with a “hahah, yup”

the clip cut off there, but you didn’t feel like you needed to hear anything more, turning your phone on airplane mode and popping in your headphones to listen to a podcast while you finished shopping and drove home

Lando walked in the door as you were putting groceries away and was perplexed when you shrugged off his hug and leaned away from his kiss and said “what’s going on? first I couldn’t get a hold of you and now this?”

you turned to face him and said “I would ask what’s up with you but I figured it was just the spiders in my pussy”

he took about two steps and had you pinned against the counter with one big hand on either side of your hips and leaned down to whisper in your ear “did you hear me tell them about thirty seconds later that you’re the absolute best I’ve ever had and I have dreams at night about how good your cunt feels around me so they can fuck directly off?”

before you knew it, he had sat you on the kitchen counter and was lapping at your clit and you tugged on his curls to get him to look at your face and told him “this feels so good, Lan, but I need you to fuck me”

and scooping you off the counter, he carried you like a bride to your bed, tossing you into the pillows and pulling off his shirt and sweatpants as he climbed on the bed, stopping you from turning onto your stomach like he sometimes liked

“no, babe, I want to see your pretty face when I make you come”

and, wrapping your legs around his waist, he did just that

four times that night

FOUR TIMES JHADJHGAHA i'm going into cardiac arrest byebye

[mrmorphea]

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[scarlet742]

CARDIAC ARREST INCOMING!!!

Celaena KNEW ! SHE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME THAT SHE WAS THE HEIR OF TERRASEN!!! SHE KNEW OF HER IDENTITY THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!

The fact that nehemia is gatekeeping more than needed, Chaol has started becoming complex with his feeling towards her, Dorian is about to loose his brain for his dim witted denial of him not just unleashing a certain portion of his magic out,

MOST OF IT- Celaena being in denial of her future and her acts and her being in general, she knows her duties, knows the position she’ll be at in future, is well aware of the direction all of the things happening around her are pushing her in- mort, elena, the iron-teeth witch, and the tapestry..

[jumpywhumpywriter]

Draft of Chapter 5 of my Fantasy Trilogy: "Flames of Death"

Warnings: running into fire, death, cardiac arrest, severe smoke inhalation, intense rescue

To get the context: Shadow is the morally gray stoic anti-hero from my in-progress fantasy trilogy, who has wings and fangs and magic, and is allied with a human teenager named Thomas who is looking for his missing brother who was taken and held captive by an organization called Jackal. They have already followed several leads and infiltrated Jackal headquarters on one occasion searching for Thomas's brother, and Jackal has had enough of it. They retaliate. But with Thomas's brother's life on the line, can them save him before it's too late?

"Shadow, could you please work with me for once instead of making everything more aggravating?!" Thomas groaned. "I was under the impression that this was an alliance. As in, both parties work for the greater good."

Shadow shrugged casually, her white wings moving up and down with the movement. "Hey, I don't like you either, and I'd rather be anywhere but here right now, but alas, I'm stuck with you. I swear I'm losing brain cells just standing near you." She pinched the bridge of her nose. "But fine, I'll give this whole 'working together' thing a try. Any idea on how to locate your brother?"

As if on cue, Thomas's phone beeped with an incoming message. He pulled it from his pocket and stared at the screen in confusion, his brow furrowing.

The message had been sent from an unknown number. Thomas had installed advanced, near impenetrable firewalls that he had created himself previously to prevent any nonessential calls or texts from coming through, which is why it was strange that one still managed to wriggle its way onto his phone regardless of his protections.

He clicked on the text so that it filled the screen. There was a video attachment that had been sent. A message also came with it, displayed below the attachment. It was an address, followed by more information.

1576 Maple Street, 67882.

Come alone, or he dies. Tonight, Midnight.

Thomas felt his heart drop to his stomach as he dreaded clicking the attachment after reading the words. He finally mustered up the courage and opened the video. A second later he gasped. On the screen was his brother, Lucas, tied to a chair in a nearly empty room. Shadow peered over his shoulder, her curiosity piqued by his reaction.

"What is it?"

"It's him... it's Lucas!"

"Welp, that’s definitely a trap. You happen to be looking for your brother and coincidently Jackal gives you the chance to save him?" Shadow snorted, crossing her arms over her chest. “My guess is that you’ve become such a pain, that they're trying to lure you out to kill you and put a permanent end to the problems you keep causing for them.” She saw the expression on Thomas's face as he opened his mouth to say something, and cut him off with a shake of her head, already knowing exactly where it was headed.

"No. That is a very stupid idea. We don't even know if they will keep their end of the bargain."

"Come on, you know we're going there anyways. We can't take the chance that Jackal is not lying." Thomas looked up from his screen and met Shadow's eyes. She sighed in exasperation.

"What part of 'it's a trap' did you not get?"

"Whatever happens, I would do anything to save him. Even if it turns out to be a trap, at least I tried. Please, will you help me?" Thomas pleaded with her. He could see that he was starting to get under her skin when she stared hard at the floor, looking conflicted. A few long moments passed before she finally looked up again with a frustrated groan.

"Ugh, fine. I'll come along. As backup only though, understand? I won't intervene unless I deem it absolutely necessary."

"Thank you so much! I promise you won't regret it!" Thomas gushed.

I’m already starting to, Shadow grumbled quietly to herself.

It took a few hours for everyone to get prepared for what was to come at night. Thomas handed out earpieces to everyone so they could all easily communicate later.

"All set?" Tanner asked Shadow. She was loading up a small bag with field supplies. Thomas saw her packing a pair of binoculars and a variety of deadly looking knives and blades.

"Ready," Thomas said, determination in his eyes. Shadow's only reply was a brief nod of acknowledgement as she tucked one last short dagger into her boot.

"Great, let's move out!" Tanner led the way to the car.

Shadow followed them out before she disappeared into the dark night with a whooshing sound as her wings propelled her into the crisp, chilly air.

"Uh... isn't she coming too?" Thomas asked, confused.

"Of course. She just prefers to fly instead of drive, remember? One bonus is that she won't have to deal with traffic. I expect that she will arrive at our destination a few minutes ahead of us. It will give her extra time to pick a decent hiding spot with a good vantage point," Tanner explained.

"Hiding spot?" Thomas echoed, and raised an eyebrow quizzically.

"Of course. We don’t want the general public seeing her, and we don't know what we are walking into. It's best to maintain the element of surprise, just in case."

"Just in case what?" Thomas swallowed nervously as they started driving. Tanner didn't reply.

In the backseat, Thomas thought of all possible scenarios as to how this could play out. Most of them ended in tragedy. They drove for fifteen long minutes before the car slowed to a stop as they reached their destination.

Thomas had butterflies in his stomach as he stepped out onto the sidewalk. His legs felt shaky beneath him. The night sky was solidly black, with only a few bright stars scattered here and there against the light-polluted background. It was midnight. Right on time.

"This is the place?" Tanner asked skeptically.

"Yes, this is the place." Thomas swallowed dryly. Before them stood a shorter than average skyscraper, located on the corner of the street. It was only ten stories tall. The two of them approached the building with caution. Thomas pulled out his phone, and texted the unknown number that had asked him to the address.

I need proof of life.

He didn't have to wait long. A live video link came through and Thomas clicked on it, his heart racing. In the video feed, he could see his brother still tied to a chair, clearly unconscious, his face bruised and various other wounds on his body, but alive nonetheless. There was another message attached to it.

Third floor.

It was all the proof he needed. He approached the doors and reached to grab the handle, but Tanner put a hand on his shoulder, stopping him.

"Something's not right," he warned, then touched his comms with a wince. “Shadow still thinks this is the absolute worst idea in the history of bad ideas. Although she worded it a bit more… colorfully. Maybe we should take a step back to think this through."

"No. I can't leave him in there. I won't," Thomas insisted, shaking his head vehemently.

"Just... be careful. That's all I'm saying," Tanner added slowly, a worried expression on his face. "Shadow is in position on a nearby roof in case anyone tries to do something stupid. I'm already on a private channel with her."

Thomas nodded nervously, then took a calming, shuddering breath, steeling his nerves, before entering the building.

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Meanwhile, from a rooftop across the street, Shadow lay in wait, staring through a pair of night vision binoculars. She scanned the skyscraper for activity, and finally found it on the third floor up.

Gotcha, she thought to herself. Through the reflection on the window, she could see that Thomas's brother was indeed inside the structure. Jackal hadn’t lied about that much, at least. There appeared to be a tripod in front of him with a phone on it, which is how the video link must have been sent.

But why is there no one else in the building to guard their prisoner?

She felt a familiar tingle at the back of her neck as her gut told her that danger was near. And her warrior’s sense was rarely wrong. She scanned the other floors through the binoculars, and saw a strange box on the second one. There was a red digital readout above it, but it was too unfocused for her to read what it said. But Shadow didn't need to. She had seen this little black box before, and she knew exactly what kind of damage it could do.

The box, she believed, contained what was known to her as a fire bomb. Fire bombs were a type of illegal weapon that had been banned in almost every country in the world, and few people knew anything about them. Where there was one, there were usually more, all connected to the same remote trigger, and placed in strategic areas to cause the most destruction.

When detonated, it released a powerful, explosive jet of fire around a room, almost like a flamethrower, but twenty times stronger. It could set a whole building aflame in mere minutes, destroying everything inside. It was originally meant to be a means of assassination that was designed to look as though it were only a freak accident, to cover evidence.

The damage left by a regular bomb is unmistakable, but the trail a fire bomb leaves is far more erratic, and anyone looking at the aftermath would naturally come to the conclusion that it was probably just an accidental gas explosion or another such cause. The fire bombs were generally placed on the lower levels, so that the fire would work its way upwards from the source point.

He's walking into a death trap.

"Tanner, you need to get him out of there right now!" Shadow barked into her comms. Tanner immediately sprung into action, not even bothering to question her reasoning as he rushed into the entryway, where Thomas hadn't even made it to the elevator. He grabbed the teen by the arm and started dragging him back towards the door to safety, while Thomas yelped in surprise and confusion.

They had almost made it out when the bomb went off, completely engulfing six of the ten stories in flames. Tanner stumbled out into the fresh air, still maintaining a strong grip on Thomas.

"No! Thomas cried, struggling to free himself from Tanner's iron grip as he saw the fire spread through the building. "I have to go back in! My brother is still in there! Please, you have to let me go!" He was near hysterical. Shadow could hear Thomas's pleas over her comms, and searched through her binoculars to try and relocate his brother. The fire effectively blocked her view.

Bat-droppings! She swore silently. She knew that there was only one more possible option for saving Thomas's brother now, but the thought was daunting, even to her. And the realization sent a cold shiver running down her spine, and her white feathers bristled with apprehension.

I am his only chance of survival.

No, why am I even considering this right now? I can't fly through fire! She thought to herself angrily. Why should I care about some random human anyway? I hate them! Besides, I tried to warn the stupid boy anyway… It’s not MY fault it was a trap!

She tried to talk herself out of it, but her conscience wouldn't let it go.

You should care because you know what this kind of pain feels like, it told her. Thomas’s desperate voice had awakened a long buried, sad memory from her distant past.

I remember… Shadow gritted her teeth and shut her eyes with a shudder. When she finally opened them again, they were filled with newfound resolve and determination.

Forget this, I'm going in. I am such an idiot…

“Tanner, get Thomas somewhere safe. I'll handle his brother," she growled through her earpiece. And with that, she reluctantly spread her great feathered wings and launched off the rooftop, heading on a straight course for the burning skyscraper.

From the street below, Tanner could see what she was about to attempt. "Shadow, no!" He shouted into the comms, watching as she gained more speed, making a beeline for the third story.

Up in the air, Shadow ripped her communications device out and threw it away.

I need my full focus on the task at hand if I'm going to pull this off.

The building came towards her with frightening speed, and at the last second before contact, she crossed her arms over her chest, ducking her head down and pulling her wings in tight against her body, turning herself into a speeding projectile. A feathery bullet.

Well, here goes everything…

Shadow forcefully smashed her way through the building's window with a loud crash, and it easily gave way upon impact, raining shards of glass onto the streets below. She rolled and skidded to a stop on the tiled floor, grunting as she pulled herself to her feet.

"Not the most graceful entrance I could have made," she muttered under her breath. The fire raged all around, making it hard to see anything as she peered through the thick haze.

Shoot, I forgot how flammable I can be, she thought with a shudder, and quickly snuffed out a small spark that had set one of her white feathers aflame. She started picking her way through the rubble consisting of burnt pieces of furniture and fallen down parts of the ceiling. The room was much larger than she had expected, and progress was slow.

"Lucas?" She coughed. Her breath came harder as the hot air scorched the inside of her lungs. The sweltering heat was almost unbearable against her face, and her eyes began to water from the heavy, suffocating smoke.

"Lucas, where are you?" Shadow reflexively jumped back as a large flaming beam came crashing down in front of her, narrowly missing her by mere inches, and slammed straight through the floor, leaving a giant hole in front of her.

That was waaay too close…

The fire roared furiously around the room, the searing heat stinging her skin as she continued her search.

At this rate, I'll burn to death before I find the stupid kid.

The room was gigantic, and visibility was at a minimum. She suddenly remembered a lesson a mentor had once taught her about slowing down and taking time to use her heightened senses, one of her species' greatest advantages.

Though there was danger all around, she took a deep, smoke-filled breath and closed her eyes in concentration, tuning out the many sounds around her, and sifting through each individual noise with utmost focus and delicate care. Only one caught her interest.

A voice? She listened harder, straining her sensitive ears to the limit.

"Help... anyone..." The voice was so faint, she could barely hear it over the loud crackling of the fire. She got an idea. Her eyes flew open and she suddenly began lashing out at the smoke before her with her large white wings, blowing it away in powerful strokes long enough for her to see the faint outline of a wingless human form through the orange haze, still tied to the chair.

It was Lucas. It had to be.

Found you. She quickly made her way over to him, navigating around all the hazards on the floor. Dozens of blisters covered his exposed skin from the immense heat, and his head hung loosely against his chest.

He'd better not be dead right now or I am going to be seriously ticked off, she thought angrily. Shadow was relieved to feel a subdued, weak pulse beneath her fingers as she placed a hand against the side of his neck. He was only unconscious, probably having used the last of his strength in his last weak cry for help.

He can't take much more of this. And I don’t think I can either…

Coughing and wheezing, she drew a small dagger from her boot and freed him from the chair, slashing easily through his restraints, then carefully picked him up in her strong arms. Her chest and lungs ached for air, but the fire consumed so much of the oxygen, that there was very little left for two beings to breathe in. She was growing lightheaded, and quickly became aware of how little time she had left to escape before she would risk passing out, which would be a certain death sentence. But when she turned around to make her exit, the flames had grown far more aggressive, blocking the hole in the window from where she had come crashing in.

Great. As if the situation couldn’t get any worse, she thought sarcastically. There were only two choices available.

Either I have to fly through fire, or be crushed when this building finally caves in.

She chose the former. Holding Lucas close to her chest, Shadow braced herself and charged through the flames, beating her large wings furiously, and her feet lifted from the ground. She shot from the building like a bullet, trailing smoke from burning feathertips. She immediately veered steeply downwards into a near-vertical dive, heading for the nearby river that ran through the city, which was only a short distance away.

Just a little further. I can make it. She released her grip on Lucas a single second before she went over the retaining wall at the edge and hit the water, so that he landed on solid ground, while she continued onward with a loud splash when contact was made. Her feathers sizzled as the flames were suffocated from lack of oxygen.

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[seraphsfire]

animal sickness tw /// xeno update

Hi all, 

so it isn’t looking good for Xeno so far. The enemas didn’t work to fix his insides and he’s still very subdued and generally unhappy. Surgery to clear out his bowels would not only be expensive but also have a high risk of cardiac arrest afterwards because of his heart disease that might not do well under anaesthesia. Even then, he didn’t have a long prognosis and might only last a few more months. 

I’m going to take him back tomorrow to hopefully do another round of enemas just in case, but if those don’t work that’s kind of it. Even those are going to cost me $150-200 after the last vet visit yesterday cost $320. 

I hate seeing him suffer like this but so far he’s bounced back really well after his previous procedures and was doing great otherwise and enjoying life and cuddles. I’ll talk to the dr about more options. 

on top of that, his inevitable euthanasia, whether I have to get it done this week or some time in the near future will have an additional cost. The vet hasn’t discussed with me how much that will be yet. I’m currently waiting to hear back on a job application but my temporary job is over and i have no more income. 

Thank you all so far for giving me four more precious months with my baby when I would have had to say goodbye right away if you all hadn’t donated to a stranger more than I ever would have thought possible. Once again here are my paypal and ko-fi profiles if you would like to help. Thank you sincerely, my heart is aching but grateful  

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

Teenage school attacker kills teacher, injures five others in Brazil

A teenager has stabbed four teachers and two students at a public school in São Paulo, police say. Elizabeth Tenreiro, a 71-year-old teacher, died after going into cardiac arrest as a result of her wounds. The other victims were taken to a major public hospital.

The attacks began around 7:20 am at a school in Vila Sônia, a low-income neighborhood to the west of São Paulo city. The attacker is a 13-year-old student, authorities said. Education Secretary Renato Feder said the attacker “never reported any concerning behavior,” according to school staff. The motives behind the attack are still unclear.

According to local reports, episodes of violence between students were commonplace at the school.

Continue reading.

[meret118]

The paper, published in the New England Journal of Medicine in October by a collection of scholars across the country, examined more than 100,000 incidents of cardiac arrest that occurred outside of the hospital from 2013 to 2019. They focused in particular on whether the person experiencing cardiac arrest in public received CPR from a bystander.

The results were profound: Black and Hispanic people were significantly less likely to be given CPR than a white person, 45 percent versus 60 percent. And this pattern held across neighborhoods of different racial and socioeconomic make-ups. Whether the neighborhood was predominantly white, Black, or Hispanic, up and down the income ladder, in integrated neighborhoods, white people were more likely to receive CPR than someone who is Black and Hispanic.

. . .

Prices go up after private equity acquires a physician’s practice

. . .

The cost of individual services went up and those practices were seeing more new patients and also charging more time for their existing patients. The amount billed by the private equity-acquired offices per service increased by 20 percent compared to the study’s control group. They saw 38 percent more new patients and there was a 9 percent increase in the number of existing patient visits that were billed as lasting longer than 30 minutes.

More at the link.

[amarisbella21]

How CHIP Covers Emergency Medical Services?

The Children's Health Insurance Program (CHIP) plays a vital role in ensuring that low-income children have access to emergency medical services (EMS). By providing coverage for emergencies, CHIP helps safeguard the health and well-being of children who may face significant barriers to accessing timely medical care. Here’s how CHIP covers emergency medical services:

Comprehensive Coverage for Emergency Care

CHIP provides comprehensive coverage for a wide range of emergency medical services, ensuring that children receive immediate attention when faced with acute health issues. This includes coverage for emergency room visits, ambulance services, and necessary treatments administered during emergencies. The program aims to eliminate financial barriers that could prevent families from seeking urgent care for their children, especially in life-threatening situations.

Access to Emergency Room Services

Under CHIP, emergency room visits are covered when a child experiences a medical crisis that requires immediate attention. Common scenarios that warrant an emergency room visit include severe injuries, difficulty breathing, high fever, severe pain, or any condition that poses an immediate threat to the child's health. Coverage typically includes the costs associated with the visit, including physician fees, laboratory tests, imaging studies (like X-rays or CT scans), and any required medications administered during the visit.

Ambulance Services

CHIP also covers ambulance services for children who require transportation to a medical facility due to an emergency. This is crucial, as timely transportation can be critical in serious medical situations, such as trauma or cardiac arrest. The program ensures that families do not have to bear the financial burden of ambulance costs, which can be prohibitively expensive, especially for low-income families. Coverage may vary by state, but many CHIP programs reimburse families for necessary ambulance services, ensuring prompt care when every second counts.

Follow-Up Care and Treatment

After an emergency, children may require follow-up care or specialized treatments, which are also typically covered under CHIP. This ensures that any health issues identified during the emergency visit are addressed promptly. For instance, a child who receives treatment for a broken bone in the emergency room may need follow-up visits for casting or rehabilitation. CHIP’s coverage of these services ensures that children receive continuous care, promoting better recovery outcomes and reducing the likelihood of complications.

Preventive Measures and Education

While CHIP focuses on emergency care, it also emphasizes preventive health measures and education to reduce the likelihood of emergencies. The program provides access to preventive services such as routine check-ups, immunizations, and health education that empower families to manage their children's health proactively. By educating families about the importance of regular healthcare visits and early intervention, CHIP aims to decrease the frequency of emergencies.

Variability in Coverage by State

It's important to note that CHIP is administered by individual states, which means that coverage details can vary. Some states may have additional benefits related to emergency services, while others may have specific requirements for what constitutes a medical emergency. Families enrolled in CHIP should be aware of their state's specific guidelines and coverage details to fully understand the benefits available to them.

Conclusion

In conclusion, CHIP plays a crucial role in covering emergency medical services for children from low-income families. By ensuring access to emergency room care, ambulance services, and follow-up treatments, CHIP helps safeguard children's health during critical moments. Additionally, the program's focus on preventive care and education aims to reduce the incidence of emergencies in the first place. Families can access these essential services through the CHIP application in PA. Through its comprehensive approach to emergency medical services, CHIP significantly contributes to the overall health and well-being of children across the United States.

[aedleader]

Top-Rated AEDs for Sale: A Comprehensive Guide

In the field of emergency medical response, Automated External Defibrillators (AEDs) have become an indispensable tool in the fight against sudden cardiac arrest. These life-saving devices have been deployed in a wide range of settings, from schools and workplaces to public venues and community centers, empowering individuals to take immediate action and increase the chances of survival for those experiencing a cardiac emergency.

As the demand for price AED continues to grow, the market has become saturated with a wide range of options, each claiming to be the best solution. Navigating this landscape can be a daunting task, particularly for those new to the world of emergency medical equipment. In this comprehensive guide, we'll explore the top-rated AEDs for sale, examining their features, capabilities, and suitability for different environments and applications.

price aed

Before diving into the specific top-rated AEDs, it's essential to understand the key factors that should guide your decision-making process. These considerations will help you identify the device that best aligns with your needs and ensures the highest level of effectiveness in a cardiac emergency.

Ease of Use and Accessibility

One of the primary factors to consider is the ease of use and accessibility of the AED. During a cardiac emergency, every second counts, and the ability to quickly and confidently operate the device can mean the difference between life and death. Look for AEDs with clear, intuitive user interfaces, simple step-by-step instructions, and voice and visual prompts that guide the user through the entire process. Accessibility is also crucial, so consider factors such as the device's size, weight, and portability, ensuring that it can be easily located and transported to the emergency scene.

Technological Capabilities

The technological capabilities of an AED are critical in determining its effectiveness and reliability. Prioritize devices that utilize the latest advancements in defibrillation technology, such as biphasic waveform technology, which has been proven to be more efficient and effective than traditional monophasic waveforms. Additionally, consider features like advanced rhythm analysis algorithms, which can accurately detect and respond to a wide range of cardiac rhythms, and the availability of real-time feedback and guidance to the user.

Durability and Reliability

AEDs are often stored in public spaces or transported to various locations, which means they need to be durable and reliable. Look for devices that are designed to withstand the rigors of emergency situations, including exposure to dust, water, and impact. Ensure that the AED you choose has a robust construction and is backed by a strong warranty and ongoing maintenance support from the manufacturer.

Compatibility with Emergency Response Systems

In many cases, the effectiveness of an AED can be greatly enhanced by its integration with existing emergency response systems. Look for AEDs that can seamlessly communicate with emergency dispatch centers, allowing for real-time data sharing and the coordination of emergency response efforts. This integration can provide critical information to incoming first responders, improving the overall efficiency and effectiveness of the emergency care.

Comprehensive Training and Support

Choosing an AED is not just about the device itself; it's also about the support and training resources available to the users. Look for manufacturers that offer comprehensive training programs, educational materials, and ongoing technical assistance to ensure that your organization or community is well-equipped to maintain and operate the AED effectively. This level of support can be invaluable in building confidence and competence among potential rescuers, ultimately improving the chances of successful resuscitation.

Top-Rated AEDs for Sale

With these key considerations in mind, let's explore some of the top-rated AEDs for sale, highlighting their unique features and suitability for different applications.

Philips HeartStart OnSite Defibrillator

The Philips HeartStart OnSite Defibrillator is a highly acclaimed AED that has been widely deployed in various settings. Its user-friendly design, featuring clear voice instructions and intuitive visual prompts, makes it an excellent choice for both trained and untrained rescuers. The device's advanced technology, including biphasic waveform defibrillation and adaptive shock delivery, ensures reliable and effective cardiac rhythm analysis and treatment. Additionally, the HeartStart OnSite is compact, lightweight, and durable, making it easy to transport and maintain.

ZOLL AED Plus

The ZOLL AED Plus is a feature-rich AED that combines cutting-edge technology with exceptional ease of use. Its unique "Real CPR Help" feature provides real-time feedback on the depth and rate of chest compressions, ensuring that rescuers perform high-quality CPR. The device's clear, step-by-step voice and visual instructions guide users through the entire resuscitation process, even for those with limited medical training. The ZOLL AED Plus is also renowned for its rugged construction and water-resistant design, making it suitable for use in a wide range of environments.

Cardiac Science Powerheart G5 AED

The Cardiac Science Powerheart G5 AED is a reliable and versatile device that has gained widespread recognition in the emergency medical community. Its advanced features include intelligent cardiac rhythm analysis, automated shock delivery, and a rugged, durable design that can withstand the rigors of emergency situations. The Powerheart G5 also boasts a long battery life and the ability to provide real-time feedback on the quality of CPR, helping rescuers optimize their efforts during a cardiac emergency.

HeartSine samaritan PAD 360P AED

The HeartSine samaritan PAD 360P AED is a compact and lightweight device that is ideal for use in public spaces and community settings. Its intuitive user interface, featuring clear voice prompts and visual cues, ensures that even untrained individuals can confidently operate the device during a cardiac emergency. The samaritan PAD 360P is also designed to withstand environmental challenges, such as dust, water, and impact, making it a reliable choice for a wide range of applications.

Physio-Control LIFEPAK CR2 Defibrillator

The Physio-Control LIFEPAK CR2 Defibrillator is a cutting-edge AED that combines advanced technology with exceptional user-friendliness. Its unique "Metronome" feature provides real-time guidance on the optimal rate and depth of chest compressions, helping rescuers deliver high-quality CPR. The LIFEPAK CR2 also features built-in connectivity, allowing it to seamlessly integrate with emergency response systems and provide critical data to first responders. This integration, coupled with the device's durable and portable design, makes it an excellent choice for use in a variety of settings.

Conclusion

Choosing the right AED for your needs is a crucial decision that can have a profound impact on the outcome of a cardiac emergency. By considering the key factors outlined in this guide, including ease of use, technological capabilities, durability, compatibility, and comprehensive support, you can select the top-rated AED that best meets the unique requirements of your organization or community.

Remember, the selection of an AED is not a one-size-fits-all proposition; it's a decision that should be based on a deep understanding of your specific needs and the environment in which the device will be used. By taking the time to carefully evaluate your options and make an informed choice, you can invest in an AED that will serve as a reliable and invaluable asset in your efforts to save lives and protect the health and safety of those around you.