#car salesmen

[fieriframes]

[All the used car salesmen dressed up in. Purina Checkerboard slacks. And Foster Grant wrap-around.]

[titanic1703]

it came to me in a midsummer nights dream

[legally-killable-sparrow]

Car salesmen are avatars of the hunt

No I wont be buying any of the cars in this logiyfixuotidykd

[kallij]

After your eyes recover from the blinding array of Scott’s haute couture you may observe that John and Wally traded jackets. Also Al is still the best-dressed of the bunch but Deke looks pretty damn good, too. Gordo is… well, Gordo.

Happy Birthday, Wally!

(Credit to the owners) Happy birthday Wally!

[pleeborp]

I love how it took all of three seconds and like two repeated “what’s???” For Tony to just be like “um. YEAH. Im your pickup I’m a communist now.”

Im also only like halfway through the episode let me get back to you at the end.

[lunarifie]

Hey hey hey you should watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. No, I’m not the devil. Why do you ask? It is a completely normal romcom movie that touches your heart. Yes you stay completely sane after, everything is normal and fine.

[frogsdeservecereal]

my fav part of episode 8 was freddie meowing

[bananasfosterparent]

People not get that barely fleshed out characters are less liked? Do we really need to discuss why some like evil vampire companion who you have full three story arc together and most players find him beautiful, but don’t like the evil antagonist you hardly get know but one companion definitely hates him and most players don’t find him good-looking?

I really will never understand the "Gortash is RIGHT THERE! Forget AA!" takes. Like, YES go ahead and mention him as a potential roleplay element for people's characters. But he isn't a "replacement" for Ascended Astarion and I don't enjoy AA because he's got trauma and just because he's a villain. I don't get why people would see them as interchangeable characters. They aren't the same person in any capacity.

But more importantly, as you were getting at.. you can spend 3 entire acts getting to know Astarion, interacting with him, traveling with him, hearing his thoughts on various subjects, and learning about his background.

If you play a regular Tav (like I always do), you learn some surface stuff about Gortash as a villain and that's about it. You learn much more about him as Durge, but regardless, you can't actually romance him the way you do Astarion... so how in the world does that measure up?

If I, as the player, literally abandoned Ascended Astarion and poured all my blorbo love onto Gortash in his stead, my game would be SO BORING.

[billhader]

thrift shopping

they both love a good secondhand store, but not for the same reasons.

anoush gets deadly serious about vintage furniture. he finds a genuine formica table and chairs in a forgotten corner of an antique mall in and almost cries. he's gotten into a verbal altercation over a handmade sideboard at a flea market. he has a vague dream that if he ever gets a house with enough space, he'll start restoring/rehabbing old woodwork, or perhaps he'll build some furniture of his own to pass down to his children.

(but once he really does get the space, in some not-too-distant future, he'll just plan projects, then sit back comfortably with a little drink. the projects will give louie an excuse to play around with dangerous power tools in the backyard. when anoush keeps him busy, he stays out of trouble.)

speaking of louie, his favorite pastime at any antique mall or flea market is to unearth the most useless hunk of junk in the whole place. he has a knack for it. the first time anoush brings louie out to a so-called vintage store, he's pretty sure louie will be bored within a few minutes, but he just has to pop in and ask for the price of the writing desk in the window. anoush goes to find a store employee, and when he returns to the front louie's vanished. anoush finds louie in the maze of displays twenty minutes later, sitting on a scratchy old couch from 1972. he's rummaging through a board game box that looks like it's about to fall apart.

"my brother got this shit for christmas once." louie doesn't even look up at anoush. "crossbows and catapults. our set looked just like this. i used to take the little guys outta the box and make 'em go to war. smashed 'em up pretty good."

he holds up a small plastic figurine. anoush can hardly make out what it's supposed to be at first. a fierce scowl, a sword, a helmet with horns. here and there, a fleck of red paint hanging on despite everything. it's easy to picture a tiny louie sending his miniature viking army into bloody battle. anoush takes the plastic warrior and sits down next to louie, ancient springs creaking beneath him. he leans on louie's shoulder.

"how do you play?"

"beats me." louie shrugs. his arm slides behind anoush's back, rubbing between his shoulders. "i never did the actual game. i just stole the pieces and used this catapult thingy to shoot rubber bands at tony."

anoush picks through the contents of the game box. "there's no instructions." he places the viking back with his brethren and slides the dusty lid back on top. the box art is faded, the cardboard flimsy and brittle. it would look horrendous on their professionally restored antique coffee table. he glances at louie and catches the soft, sad look on his face.

"should we buy it and try to reverse engineer the rules?"

"sure. hell yeah." louie grins. "but if we can't figure it out, i'm gonna shoot rubber bands at you in your sleep."

[blazinginferno626]

God king dice really can’t get a break. It’s actually out of character for him to be anything but depressed after losing his show and disappointing the devil. Also that’s about the gayest thing ever. He also probably pretty successful as a car salesman.

[fieriframes]

[All the used car salesmen dressed up in. Purina Checkerboard slacks. And Foster Grant wrap-around.]

[seased]

pretending a male character is a handsome butch is something you gotta do gripped by desperation and delusion… u cant do that bein haughty and self assured. ur too convincing. i really believed for a moment. for several weeks maybe. sweat more

[interruptingkau]

People refusing to fuck what basically amounts to a real life furry for a million dollars are as bizarre to me as the people who pose the question "would you finish a fruit bowl for x money"

[todayisafridaynight]

NO THE ODA SWEEP IN THAT DRIP POLL IS MAKING ME LOSE IT. i hate oda jun more than most but sawashiro has more drip regardless! whether youre voting based on your favs or the objective truth theres one right answer and its Sawashiro Jo

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING like biases aside oda's outfit just generally looks a tad tacky 😭😭

[kply-industries]

[feelingravityspull]

my car finally gave up the ghost last night, rip. wish it weren’t such a pain to buy a new one.