#car salesmen

[tomthefanboy]

Looks like Big Bill Hell's got some competition.

[fieriframes]

[All the used car salesmen dressed up in. Purina Checkerboard slacks. And Foster Grant wrap-around.]

[titanic1703]

it came to me in a midsummer nights dream

[legally-killable-sparrow]

Car salesmen are avatars of the hunt

No I wont be buying any of the cars in this logiyfixuotidykd

[kallij]

After your eyes recover from the blinding array of Scott’s haute couture you may observe that John and Wally traded jackets. Also Al is still the best-dressed of the bunch but Deke looks pretty damn good, too. Gordo is… well, Gordo.

Happy Birthday, Wally!

(Credit to the owners) Happy birthday Wally!

[pleeborp]

I love how it took all of three seconds and like two repeated “what’s???” For Tony to just be like “um. YEAH. Im your pickup I’m a communist now.”

Im also only like halfway through the episode let me get back to you at the end.

[lunarifie]

Hey hey hey you should watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. No, I’m not the devil. Why do you ask? It is a completely normal romcom movie that touches your heart. Yes you stay completely sane after, everything is normal and fine.

[bananasfosterparent]

People not get that barely fleshed out characters are less liked? Do we really need to discuss why some like evil vampire companion who you have full three story arc together and most players find him beautiful, but don’t like the evil antagonist you hardly get know but one companion definitely hates him and most players don’t find him good-looking?

I really will never understand the "Gortash is RIGHT THERE! Forget AA!" takes. Like, YES go ahead and mention him as a potential roleplay element for people's characters. But he isn't a "replacement" for Ascended Astarion and I don't enjoy AA because he's got trauma and just because he's a villain. I don't get why people would see them as interchangeable characters. They aren't the same person in any capacity.

But more importantly, as you were getting at.. you can spend 3 entire acts getting to know Astarion, interacting with him, traveling with him, hearing his thoughts on various subjects, and learning about his background.

If you play a regular Tav (like I always do), you learn some surface stuff about Gortash as a villain and that's about it. You learn much more about him as Durge, but regardless, you can't actually romance him the way you do Astarion... so how in the world does that measure up?

If I, as the player, literally abandoned Ascended Astarion and poured all my blorbo love onto Gortash in his stead, my game would be SO BORING.

[blazinginferno626]

God king dice really can’t get a break. It’s actually out of character for him to be anything but depressed after losing his show and disappointing the devil. Also that’s about the gayest thing ever. He also probably pretty successful as a car salesman.

[seased]

pretending a male character is a handsome butch is something you gotta do gripped by desperation and delusion… u cant do that bein haughty and self assured. ur too convincing. i really believed for a moment. for several weeks maybe. sweat more

[interruptingkau]

People refusing to fuck what basically amounts to a real life furry for a million dollars are as bizarre to me as the people who pose the question "would you finish a fruit bowl for x money"

[fieriframes]

[All the used car salesmen dressed up in. Purina Checkerboard slacks. And Foster Grant wrap-around.]

[todayisafridaynight]

NO THE ODA SWEEP IN THAT DRIP POLL IS MAKING ME LOSE IT. i hate oda jun more than most but sawashiro has more drip regardless! whether youre voting based on your favs or the objective truth theres one right answer and its Sawashiro Jo

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING like biases aside oda's outfit just generally looks a tad tacky 😭😭

[kply-industries]

[feelingravityspull]

my car finally gave up the ghost last night, rip. wish it weren’t such a pain to buy a new one.

[emerald-dragonflame]

I think I figured out something...

I don't like Blood of the Halfbreed really anymore...

Not that I don't like Malekei, Jazchua, Kari, or Zera anymore, it's more the story I put them in doesn't fit anymore. They were my first, and I plan on using them, but something needs to change.

The whole crucks of Blood of the Halfbreed was the fact that the story was supposed to be a post-apocalyptic magical Earth, but no one knew that for overcomplicated-plot-reasons, and now that that's gone, the story doesn't really work.

...

What if I made it a modern fantasy?