#car chats

[morganbritton132]

Eddie is just trying to sneakily film a Tiktok of Steve complaining about missing another day of work despite the fact that for the better part of the last fifteen hours, he’s been down for the count with a migraine. Eddie barely gets any of his truly ridiculous rant because Steve’s moved on to talk about the commercial faintly playing on the tv.

The song in the commercial is 1985 by Bowling for Soup and Steve is like, “That was a good year, yeah?”

Eddie: …Weren’t you in a fire in 1985?

Steve: Yeah, but it was still a good year

Eddie: All those people died that summer

Eddie: And that was the year that your dad cut you off because you didn’t get into college and you had to get a job dressed as a sailor.

Eddie: And you got beat up and stuck in an elevator

Eddie: You hit a guy with a car

Steve: And it was still a good year! That’s when I met Robin.

[miinxxo]

I think he should have pots and use a cane because I say so

[outofcontextdiscord]

[violent138]

If the Batfam's identities got revealed, I still maintain one of the funniest things that could happen is that some long forgotten school project group chat suddenly explodes with questions and screenshots and the Batkid just sends back a silly emoji or something.

[faiirygrahamdevanily]

🚘tatsu the car might be a senti here's why:

🚘that car is simply too independent to be possible

🚘if it were an actual car, then why is tomoe gatekeeping that innovative car technology? why is her rich friend group still using regular cars with drivers?

🚘the amok might be in the seats, seatbelt or somewhere you automatically touch as a passenger so that you can speak your command and tatsu can obey

🚘gabriel saying "adrien noo!!" = kagami saying "tatsu let's go" which matches the theme of saying a sentis name followed by your command

🚘credits to this twitter post for the idea

🚘🦚argos being tatsus least favorite passenger post here

[khattikeri]

learning chinese geography honestly made mdzs funnier for me. yunmeng county (hubei) is a 9 hour car drive away from gusu district (suzhou, jiangsu), but the same distance is slightly under 2 hours by plane 😭 no wonder they need to fly on goddamn swords

[mustasekittens]

rewatched rise of the beasts | original

[ophernelia]

baby went blonde.

[damnitkou]

[c0smickat]

Raising the dead

[Wild Life Week 7]

[car-toons]

She’s still down bad for the Cat, isn’t she…

[disarraydoodlez]

Christmas List Erased Day 23: Ghost of Blyndeff Future

Finally got to add the extra doodle this one was missing for the whole joke! Martin shows Ramsey an open grave waiting for him! Not for any specific reason, Martin just thought it was cool.

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

i think a major thing that is overlooked in the x files is that when they do their little cutscene of them driving from washington dc to the bumfuck middle of nowhere at the start of each episode, their roadtrips must be SO long. so what are they doing in that time? are they fighting over which radio station to listen to? filling the silence with conversation? is that how they become inseparable, over mind-numbing hours on the road where stories slip off of the tongue with ease?

[norhmitch8]

Alone at the edge of a universe humming a tune

[igotsnothing]