#captainheroism

[onlylonelylatino]

Archie's Super Teens versus Doctor Fathom by Joe Staton

[icepandawarrior]

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DAY 14: ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?

[aleksanderthemesschild]

pr

Anyhow: mdsnf do not care about pr. Or well, they do, but not as much as they should. Which is why they post the most brain dead bullshit on twitter. 

@blaze.:"I burned my hand on a pan while making eggs. I am made out of literally fire, it's my power and I control it everyday. I dont get burned by flames when they are at their hottest. BUT A FUCKING PAN??? THATS MY GREATEST ENEMY??? REALLY???" 

  @ihackyourbrain.: "anyone want a kid" *insert picture of george holding yogurt chris Hemsworth style from far away"

 -> @ihackyourbrianfromtheinside.:" DUDE GIVE ME MY KID BACK 

-> ihackyourbrain: nah

XD also has a twitter. But instead of posting important inspirational tweets, he posts cats. Like random cats he sees on the street. 

 Xervusdexus: *insert picture of cat* 

 -> captainHero: that's a sweet cat XD, I hope you're doing good 

 Xervusdexus: thumbs up

In interview he gets confronted, but is cryptic about it.

 "So why the cats?" "The what" "the cats" "which cats" "what cats" "on your twitter" "on my twitter" "yes!" "What about my twitter" "you post cats there" "cats?" "Yes!" "What cats?

everyone else is just as cryptic about it when asked if they know

 Punz: "So, ghost, we have one question regarding one of your coworkers" "ok" "do you know why XD posts pictures of cats on twitter and nothing else, sometimes not even reply-" " did you know that snow leopards arent actually as related with leopards as the name gives? They are closer related to tigers than leopards. The human brain works on patterns though and since the tigers pattern is not close to the *continues to talk about big cats even if they want to stop him* "sir ghost, we just want to know if you know about the cats-" "I like cats :3"

Foolish: "So, are you aware about your coworker posting cat pictures" "which one?" "XD" "where?" "On twitter" "oh yeah." "Why does he do it" "I think he should do sharks." "W-what" "he should post pictures of sharks, sharks are way cooler" "but why does he post cats" "I dont know, but he should post sharks" "sharks?" "Sharks." 

Sapnap and george, they both do it: "so, do you know the reason why XD posts cats on his Twitter" "he doesnt" "but he does we ca-" "for a matter of fact, he doesnt even have a twitter" "but XD has one, it has the verification batc-" "everyone can buy one" "yeah but this isnt a bought one by XD" "XD? Who is XD" "top hero number one-" "that's an emoji" "what?" "XD is an emoji" "yeah but hero xervus dexus is a hero, one you fought your last battle with" "I dont fight" "you are the hero(es) most known for fighting-" "fake news" "there are hour long compilations of you fighting" "no."

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

TODAY'S THE DAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

AVAST, ME MATEYS!

After last year's debacle I can only hope this year's festivities will be moar succesful because, dear mutuals and fellow captains, today tis International Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day! :)

Therefore, be ye captain or crew, mutual or degenerate tumblerina, ye best speak like the truest buccaneer, pirate, corsair or privateer and fill yer booty with all the dubloons ye can handle! Yarrrrrr!

@captain-flint @captainmarvels @captain-snark @captainbool-bool @captainlordauditor @captaincatnip @captaincrunchcosplay @captainameirca @captainaurelieneyret @captainamerica1-6 @captainameirca @captainbaddecisions @captainblacklobster2 @captainevans @captainfern @captainhousebitch @captainfalconie @captainfunnyquotes @captaingally @captaingeheimnis @captainheroism @captainhowdie @captainironsoldierobsessed-blog @captainimaginary @captainishmael @captainjonnitkessler @captainjaneways-bitch @captain-flint @captainmarvels @captain-snark @captainbool-bool @captainlordauditor @captaincatnip @captaincrunchcosplay @captainameirca @captainaurelieneyret @captainamerica1-6 @captainameirca @captainbaddecisions @captainblacklobster2 @captainevans @captainfern @captainhousebitch @captainfalconie @captainfunnyquotes @captaingally @captaingeheimnis @captainheroism @captainhowdie @captainironsoldierobsessed-blog @captainimaginary @captainishmael @captainjonnitkessler @captainjaneways-bitch @captainjoongki @captainketchup @captainkirkk @captainmatsuoka @captainnaustralia @captainneverever @captainofalltheships @captainofstudies @captainpettie @captainpotassium @captainofthecoolkidss-blog @captainmera @captainpeachperfect @captainraydor @captainquixotic @captainx-camino @captainzaynbradford @captainzook @captainzigo @captainyogurt @captainyesjay @captaingalaga @soberscientistlife @thisisadenofinqucity @h3lgertime @quasi-normalcy @captain-price-unofficially @marksman-revolver @lesbianmasterchief @lemonsharks @elayneaessedai @potaeto-writes @vampir3kitten @smonk-wonk @arctictern12 @rainibao @bogleech @homunculus-argument

SEVENTEEN MORE DAYS!

[anya-chalotra]

#kings of delivering animal one-liners

[kiekiecarrera]

multifandom meme > [1/3] LGBTQ+ characters - alex mercer

[lokiprincess]

insp.

[chrishemsworht]

My life is my own, and the future is up to us.

Enola Holmes (2020) dir. Harry Bradbeer

[strangehighs-archive]

As much as I like watching you sleep, I’m glad you’re awake.

[izzy-hands]

Hold on, hold on. I have to protest. Do you think I would choose to live without you?

― Anne Carson, Euripides

[audreys-hepburn]

REIGN (2013 — 2017) 4x16 | All It Cost Her...

[humorblr]

Lily James in Rebecca (2020)

[jonahsimms]

amy santiago deserves the world

[lokiprincess]

Chasing each other across the stars. [insp.]

[chrishemsworht]

Julie and the Phantoms | Julie’s outfits

[clarkegriffins]

domestic!superfamily (◠‿◠✿) +bonus (like father like son)