#captaindeliciouscrab

[tyrannictiamat]

captaindeliciouscrab said: omfG cryging ingi n every time they kiss dirk has to lean downnnnn gdi cuties

literally picks him up to gain that extra foot

[haploblepharus]

YOU SHOULD STOP FEELING LIKE TRASH AND TALK TO ME, INSTEAD.

i should stopconglomerate and listen

[tinygorse]

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post “captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post:captaindeliciouscrab replied...”

NO I DIDN'T. LIES AND FUCKING SLANDER.

YOURE STUPID BRO YOU SAID SHOUT INTO VOID

[kinkshamer2000-blog]

You follow me, then you shame Reese's peanut butter cups? Unfollowed, blocked, and reported.

[dorkologist-blog]

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post “msklepto started following you aalexmiller started following you...”

A CRAB, OBVIOUSLY. WOW, WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE? FOR A GENERAL STARTER, THIS WAS A PRETTY SHIT ONE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

oh, sheesh, i didn’t even notice that. i can see you’re a crabby crab lover at that! crabs are cool though, good choice, we should compare notes on it.

[salamandercommander-blog]

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post: you would WANT me to go deeper into fu...

YOU DESERVE IT, YOU’VE WORKED SO HARD!

i didn’t work for this! furrydom was thrust upon me. 

[loveinamists]

YUM.

Send “yum” and my muse will randomly say something about food to yours.4. “But… I’m allergic to that.”

>today you had taken aileen and reese to daycare; not because you were heading anywhere or doing anything today, but just because you kind of needed an off day. a relaxing day. it was originally gonna be one of your normal days (is a ‘normal day’ good or a bad thing? you don’t know honestly), but as you mention being a little lonely to some friends, someone offers to hang out. karkat. you accept the offer, and invite him over, since you still don’t want to leave the house, and so he tells you he’d be over in a bit. once he comes over, you both chill out for a bit: playing some video games, watching a movie, and just hanging out in general. but then there comes a point in time where you have to stop because both your’s and his stomach is growling. you ask him if he wants anything, or if he wanted you to cook something, but he respectfully declines, saying he had already brought a few sandwiches and food with him. actually, he offers a sandwich to, saying he brought extra just in case you ended up hungry too. you accept it, not questioning it or anything. usually you would, as… food precautions, but you figured you’d be fine. however, you’d regret not asking what it was when you bite into it. while it tasted good, you regret biting into it, as  your throat begins to tighten a little bit not long after taking that one bite. you put the sandwich down, not facing him but kind of getting up. you attempt to speak, though the struggle in your voice is obvious.

k-karkat, what was in that sandwich?

>he looks at you in concern for a second, before thinking. ‘peanut butter and honey’. /fuck/. you knew it. you try to take a few steps towards the kitchen, your throat swelling up a bit more.

but… i’m allergic to that. i forgot you didn’t…

>you take a deep breath, or at least try to. your throat was swelling and a small rash was beginning to form on your fingers where you were holding the sandwich, and some peanut butter got on your fingers when you sort of set it down (more like dropped it).

you don’t know. i’m allergic to peanuts.

>you probably should have told him. fuck. oh well. too late now. all you can do now is hope you find your epipen in time before it was too hard for you to do anything, or before the swelling spread and hit elsewear. if you couldn’t… well, all you could do is hope he’d find it, or call an ambulance, before you could.

[dinosaurband]

CAN YOU SEE IT IN MY EYES?

just your smile :*

[tinygorse]

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post:captaindeliciouscrab replied to your...

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I’M NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING YELLING AT YOU.

GOD FORBID, IF I WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING YELLING AT YOU YOU’D BE ABLE TO FUCKING HEAR AND FEEL IT, JESUS.

YOU SAID SHOUT AND NOT HERE ANYWAY

[axebased]

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post: if i ever get a datemate i’m singing t...

WOULD YOU SPECIFICALLY CHOOSE SONGS THEY HATE?

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post: if i ever get a datemate i’m singing t...

BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THAT’S THE RIGHT WAY TO WOO SOMEONE.

i didn't say specifically the ones they hate. just ones that they're like, likely to hate. but hey, don't diss on my wooing methods.  maybe i just really like irritating the people i care about. 

[tellustirade]

BECAUSE SQUARE NUMBERS ARE BRILLIANT: 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64 AND 81. JUST TO KEEP YOU SLIGHTLY BUSY. AS YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T ENOUGH, ALREADY.

Jesus. Well, alright.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Nah.

4. Are you in a relationship?

No.

9. Describe your perfect mate

Someone that doesn’t do stupid shit.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

One of these on the outside of each ankle, and a full sleeve on my left arm.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Not particularly.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Yes.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Don’t have one.

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Eh. Not many of my relationships were closed or serious enough that I cared about cheating, but I’d imagine that cheating would be having sex with someone, not telling me about it, and lying about it to my face.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

I generally find everyone attractive in some way.

[salamandercommander-blog]

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post: you can’t just take a guy’s liking pri...

I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN MORE DRASTIC ACTIONS TO STOP YOU, JESUS.

psh! like what, blocking me? 

[dinosaurband]

*sends url* HhahahHAHAH

My Opinion on;

Character in general: ididthiswrongbeforehh but karkat is precious bbHow they play them: GOOD CONSIDERINg the different background timeline etc. hes rly funny jeezThe Mun: kisses xoxo

Do I:

RP with them: probablyWant to RP with them: snape voice always

What is my;

Overall Opinion: this is a terrible review. idk i love our muses relationship its gr9 they have great jokes sometimes and theyre so stupid on each other omfg

[tyrannictiamat]

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post: DIRK. —- If this was meant to be jarring you...

I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT COMES UP WHEN YOU SEARCH “DRESSED UP PONY”.

I THINK THE MOST JARRING THING ABOUT THAT PICTURE IS THE MATERIAL THEY DECIDED TO BUILD THAT STATUE WITH, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME WERE THEY THINKING?

I’m pretty sure the second pic is made in one of those 3D programs that people all over dA used to use all the time to make stuff.

[dinosaurband]

captaindeliciouscrab replied to your post:tyrannictiamat replied to your post:...

WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE LYING ABOUT THAT.

fucking suplex me you piece of shit suplexer

[tyrannictiamat]

DAVE'S EAGER.

He’s practically bouncin’ out of his seat over here.