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Captains finding their S/O napping

I had a fat ass nap today and made me think of Bleach. So ya'll're getting this. Let me know if you want other Bleach characters like Ichigo or previous captains. Enjoy!

Content warning: Potential spoilers for TYBW (only covering the currently canon and serving captains), g/n reader, other than that- pure fluff!

Captains finding their S/O napping: 

Shunsui- Would chuckle to himself, finding you having fallen asleep incredibly endearing. Despite being head-captain, he would 100% join you. Whether it’s as simple as getting into bed with you or adjusting himself to fit around you on the sofa. So he doesn’t wake you, Shunsui would either just lift your legs or head to rest them on his lap for him to nap in a seated position or sleep beside you on the floor, draping his kimono over your and holding onto your hand. 

Soi-Fon- Will stare at your gentle, sleeping form for quite some time. When she’s brave enough, she’ll sit beside you. Eeeeeever so slowly, she’ll inch closer, hoping to stroke your head or hold your hand if it’s within reach. If anything even THOUGHT about disturbing you, she would death glare at them and deal with it immediately.

Rojuro- At first, he would just smile before backing out of the room. But the moment you seemed to be stirring, he would pull himself back into the room. Sitting beside you (or laying if you were napping in bed), he would gently stroke your cheek and hum. He loves music, that much is obvious, but he would hum lullabies or music with a slower tempo to help you drift back off again. Might even join you in a nap too. 

Isane- Squeaks when she realises you’re asleep. Goes to apologies, thinking she had disturbed you but you kept on sleeping. Isane would sigh, muttering about how she knew how hard you had been pushing yourself lately. Like the kind, gentle woman Isane is, she would drape you do subtle things to ensure you sleep soundly. A soft blanket across your body, a bottle of water beside you for when you wake up, closed curtains and a sign on the door asking others not to disturb you. 

Shinji- Shinji would grin when he finds you asleep. You were so cute when you were like this, all content and curled up. He’d take a photo of you on his soul phone for later before walking closer, observing every breath and every subtle twitch or noise. And if you were to subtly mumble or moan out his name? Oh boy, he would be teasing you for that one when you woke up. But all the teasing came from a place of love and endearment. 

Byakuya- Seems like the kind of guy who would try and wake up an S/O from a nap for one reason or another (“It’s too late in the day for napping”, “You have too much to do to be napping”, “How can you sleep on something this uncomfortable?”, etc.). But… Maybe this once it was a good thing you felt comfortable enough to sleep. You always work yourself to the bone so maybe you just needed it. He’d pull the curtains to help darken the room, gently kiss your forehead and whisper “sweet dreams” before leaving the room. 

Iba- Iba’s a normally very macho man, too enveloped in his duties to have time for a S/O. But he would absolutely fold the moment he gets one. And the moment he finds you fast asleep? It would be like he’d come into contact with the cutest puppy in the world. Like Shinji, he would definitely take a photo (or several) so he’s always got a photo of your cute, sleepy face. He would probably sit beside you and just watch in awe and love. 

Lisa- The moment she sees you asleep, the first emotion across her mind is annoyance. Annoyed you hadn’t told her you were going to nap and offered to join you/ But then she’d sigh and sit beside you, reading her manga in silence in case you woke up having a nightmare. Every so often, she would gently pat your head or shoulder, a silent promise to keep you safe and to watch over you. 

Kensei- Like Lisa, his first emotion is annoyance you hadn’t offered him to join you for a nap. And probably further annoyance that you’re ditching duties just to nap. He would call out an “Oi” in an attempt to wake you. But, when you didn’t he huffed, closing the door behind him so he wouldn’t disturb you further. You needed sleep. But don’t expect to get off that easily, he will bring this up when you wake up and ask if there’s anything wrong. 

Toshiro (Adult)- Toshiro would’ve walked in on Rangiku enough times to not be surprised seeing a sleeping figure as he walked into a room. But realising it’s you, he would keep quiet. Well, at least for a while. Then he’d probably grumble, talking to you as if you were awake. About how his day was, how annoying the captain’s meeting was, anything. But he’d end it with a kiss to your temple, a whisper of love before leaving the room. 

Kenpachi- Kenpachi would groan slightly, slightly shaking your shoulder in an attempt to wake you. But you wouldn’t, just continuing to sleep onwards. Maybe it wouldn’t hurt to have a 5 minute break with you. Kenpachi would lift your legs slightly so he could sit beside you before draping your legs back across his lap. Large, rough hands gently massaging your knees and thighs to help you sleep easier as he would occasionally glance at you. You would wake up however if his fellow squad mates teased him about it until he threatened to beat their asses. 

Mayuri- Walked into the room, blabbering and completely absorbed in his work. “Are you even list- Oh, you’re asleep.” Mayuri would say as he realised you were peacefully napping. He’d stare for a few moments, unsure of what to do with this fact. If he was feeling generous, he would simply put a blanket over you and walk off. If not, he would absolutely test the limits on what he could do before you wake up. For scientific observation. Would you wake up if he were to move your arm around or stroke your cheek? Let’s find out. 

Rukia- Finally, Rukia. Like her big brother, she would attempt to wake you, probably more just to check you’re alive. But when she sees how peaceful you look, she’d half smile, whispering something about how happy she is that you feel safe and getting what you need. She’d leave some water and a snack beside you, pull the blanket over you, maybe swap out the pillow you slept on for a comfier one. If she has the time, she would sit with you, probably accidentally falling asleep with you.

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Bleach TYBW Special Ending

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⠀⠀♥︎ ≀ toshiro, byakuya, uryu, grimmjow & zaraki (bleach) icons !!

bleach icons pt. 1 > CLICK!

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Captain Gotei 13 (Thousand Years Blood War Arc)

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BLEACH: Gotei 13: Squads 6-10

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Can I please have a funny fic where the reader tries to make brownies for the captain’s, but accidentally botches the recipe and adds too much oil?..

Note: Based on a actual incident where I accidentally added too much oil to a boxed brownie recipe. Oops.

Hello! I've been there and feel your pain 😭 I made the type of sweets more general, so I hope that's okay! Hope you like it 💜💜

CW: SFW, gn!reader, headcanons, humor, Gotei 13 after TYBW (spoilery? maybe?)

Giving them botched sweets (Captains)

Chokes it down: Shunsui, Byakuya, Isane, Rose

“Oh! What a nice thought!” That was playing in their minds when the extra oil coated their fingers. You were really putting their acting skills to the test. They swallowed that crime to baking like champs: no flinching or shades of green to be found. Their manners didn’t escape them either. A proper thank you was given, despite how much of a film was left in their mouths. If someone else asked to try them, they’d jump in with a "No, no, no… these are all for me” to try and save them but mostly you from embarrassment.

Unconvincingly grateful: Toshiro, Rukia, Lisa, Iba, Kensei

They were genuinely looking forward to trying your baked goods, but oh… oh no why did they look like that? Their excitement faded and was replaced with a forced smile. The thank you dragged out as they looked down at the gift you’d given them. They looked back up at you, forced smile still intact, and when you didn’t leave, a look of panic played in their eyes. Eating it was done with no grace. “Mmm! M..mhm!” As they nodded and chewed painstakingly slowly. “S-so good…”

Shameless hacking: Shinji, Kenpachi, Soi fon

You baked them something? Curiosity got the better of them but soon had them stumped. They didn’t know what to expect from your baking skills, but even so how could they have expected that? Were you trying to poison them? No? Were you sure about that? Because every fiber of their being expelled whatever it was you handed to them. And no, they weren’t overreacting…but yes, they were quite rude about it, even if it was unintentional. Their lieutenants had to remind them that you were still in the room.

Directly in the trash: Mayuri

“...” What was that and why were you giving it to him? He side-eyed you as you held the closed box. The faintest glimmer of curiosity was stomped out when you opened it and showed him the oily monstrosity. You couldn’t really take any more of the awkward silence, so you set it down and left immediately. He wasted no time in chucking it in the trash. Just to be clear, even if you’d stuck around, he still would have thrown it in the trash in front of you.

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It has been 14 hours since I found out that, according to Kubo, Byakuya calls Renji by his given name "because Rukia does" and I am obsessed with this information.

This is both the best and worst possible answer to this question. I feel like if you asked Byakuya, this is exactly the reason he would give. However, if Rukia were present, she would lose her damn mind. While I do think Rukia's assertion that Byakuya didn't look at her even once in 40 years is hyperbole, over that time I can imagine Renji's name coming up in conversation once, maybe twice tops.

Like, two weeks before she goes on her fateful mission to the Living World, B's been shortlisting Vice-Captain candidates, and over dinner, real casual:

B: Rukia. You know your friend?

Rukia: My who now?

B: That friend of yours who shouts too much. The boorishly tall one. With the red hair. Is he in Squad Eleven now?

Rukia (wracking her brain frantically for people Byakuya would consider 'her friend'): You mean Renji?

B: Yes, him.

Rukia: What about him?

B: Is he in Squad Eleven? The Sixth Seat?

Rukia: ...maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The next day, Byakuya's office, Renji shows up for his job interview.

B: You must be Renji.

Renji: uhhhhhhhh sure why not?

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Bleach // Sun Tzu - The Art of War

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Not Aizen jiving on the captains! Liquid gold!😆

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Ok so more dumb thoughts on my previous AU idea of Aizen and Ichigo time traveling after Quincy war goes bad (Link here)

Mainly just thoughts on Ichigo becoming teacher/surrogate big brother to multiple baby captains.

Like obviously Gin is first he Ichigo who is not only stronger than Aizen but also annoys Aizen so much and the man can do nothing about it and is instantly like 'Hello new favorite person other than Rangiku' ( Also realizes how death would be to easy for Aizen BUT eternal annoyance/embarrassment oh now that works and Gin is enjoying every moment of this)

Byakuya is next because he wants to beat Yoruchi and Ichigo is the only one who can beat her in speed so he demands to be taught... he's not even sure how he got surrogate adopted but totally ends up viewing Ichigo as a big brother figure as well as a teacher. He is much less stuck up and much much more likely to break all the rules. Although he still is as calm and composed as ever... but is totally an agent of chaos.

Soi Fon is the final one, one second she's doing reconnaissance because who is this mystery bastard who showed up Yoruichi-sama!... The next he's helping braid her hair... she's not to sure how it happened (Ichigo's big brother instincts are to strong) Yoruchi is of course the best but Ichigo gets second place.

Ichigo wasn't intending to adopt any future captains but now he has 3 following him around like ducklings... but well now he has, so obviously he's going to teach them everything he can because hell no you kids are totally going to know all ther ways to beat people and also how to fuck up everyone's plans now lets all of you Bankai.

Aizen is despairing because not only does he have Ichigo fucking up the time line and made planning impossible but now he has Gin, Byakuya and Soi Fon who are stupidly overpowered and also have been Ichigoified and so are now no longer predictable! HOWS HE SUPPOSE TO PLAN WITH 4 OF THEM! (His only solace is that the other 3 don't have hollow powers... but honestly he's not putting it past them to SOMEHOW get such powers)

Bonus: Byakuya ends up meeting Hisana earlier (Because Ichigo is also making sure his friends tragic backstories don't happen so he's not letting Rukia lose her sister) only he now has 2 disaster friends who want to wingman him

Gin:Byakuya come on let us help

Byakuya: If you try anything I will end you and no-one will find the body

Gin: Oh come on! It's bad enough Soi Fon won't let us help her with her crush on Yoruchi

Soi Fon: One more word and i'm helping him hide the body

Byakuya:I don't need help

Gin:With hiding my body or with the crush thing

Byakuya: Both

Gin:... Fine... guess we'll just stick to trying to helping Aizen with Shinji

Aizen:WHAT YOU DO IS NOT HELP!

In Ichigo's opinion this is a far better punishment for Aizen than his imprisonment ever was.

Bonus Bonus: If AU ever met cannon, all of them trying so hard to not call Ichigo sensei or big brother and also taking pictures cause BABY SENSEI... we can get so much blackmail material!

Also Byakuya and Soi Fon totally trash talking their canon selves and showing off how OP they are. Because these two do not stick to rules and would not get on great with their cannon selves.

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Bleach Ending Gotei13 [Non-Credit] & Menu [Blu-Ray Disc]

BR recap 1 // 2 // 3

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physical education

18+ // wife x Byakuya Kuchiki // smutty wc 600 selfshiptember; 18 this scene had me in tears

It’s very rare that your husband asks you to train with him, and it’s got you wondering what the special occasion is as you carefully follow his expert guidance and instructions.

He could be doing this with any number of his squad members, but here he is, the captain of the sixth division, making time to train with his wife.

He mutters something about self defence when you ask him, claiming that he needs to ensure your skills haven’t slipped.

You both know you’re very capable of defending yourself, despite never needing to use such techniques. With him, you’re always protected.

So why is he insisting that you go through the motions of this rigorous training?

You watch as he follows your movements so closely, his delicate hands straightening your arms now and again, adjusting your posture and stance. He instructs you patiently, looking serene as ever, his voice deep and calm.

“What a beautiful technique,” he compliments you suddenly, the sincerity in his tone bringing a blush to your cheeks as you turn to face him, lowering the training sword.

Sure, you’re one of the luckiest girls on this Earth, hearing kind, loving words from Byakuya Kuchiki every day. But to receive a compliment on your swordsmanship from your husband is utterly striking. You can’t help the shocked look on your face as he returns one of pride.

“Th-thank you,” you manage, feeling stunned as you look up at him with wide, blinking eyes.

Cupping your cheek gently, his thumb traces feather light touches over your soft skin.

He bends down, his soft lips taking you into a dreamy kiss as you find pleasure in the familiar tickle of his hair on your neck, his intoxicating scent, the way he grips you softly, pulling you closer.

You realise now, as he’s tugging your loose training attire away, that he may have had ulterior motives all along.

Regardless, you can’t help but get swept up in his beauty, taking his soft praise and kisses as you melt like putty in his hands.

He does this to you every time. No matter how long you’ve loved him, the feeling only ever grows deeper each time you find yourself below his firm, muscular body.

Especially when he takes you like this; in the heat of the moment, with such passion and intent.

“Thank you–” he gazes down your body as he presses you onto the hard, wooden floor, “for humouring me.”

You smile, hearing him reveal his secret plan. He has to be so coy about it all the damn time, rarely explicitly asking you for sex when he needs it.

“You– you’re welcome,” you push out your words amongst little moans, his arms encircling your body as your legs wrap around his.

“D-did you– did you mean it?” you really don’t have to ask, but you want to hear him say it.

“Yes, Petal,” his voice finds your ears in that soft, hushed whisper that’s only for you, “you looked graceful, so beautiful.”

You can’t help the way your body grips him, making you both moan and come undone.

“I love you, Byakuya,” the words come so easy as your body squirms and pushes up to meet his thrusts, taking every last drop of him.

You watch his eyelids flutter closed as he lets out soft, moaned replies, pushing deeper as he sucks and kisses at your neck, “I love you, darling– I’ll always love you”

Your fingers glide through his jet black strands, pulling him into a deep, desire filled kiss that you hope will never end.

selfshiptember 18!!

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Byakuya kuchiki fanart because it's his birthday!!