#captain asshole

[god-i-hope-so]

Gerrard could potentially go after Buck for being with Tommy. But I fear that Ravi makes a way better target :/ He's the youngest and still green, and even if all the team supports him, Gerrard could use his position to harass him.

[malbecmusings]

People have opinions. Man. I watched a calm discussion unfold in response to a question about "best dinghy" for a particular boat/couple. Best is subjective, of course, But holy shit. It devolved into a raging bitch fest within a half a dozen replies. Like damn, y'all are either too sober or too underfucked. Either way, please go fix that shit.

[lunalika]

About last night.

[damn-right-reo]

Charlotte Doyle: *exists*

Captain Jaggery:

[pnovibi]

Little sketch of these two

Translation: "Who is this asshole in my workplace?!"

[oopsarboreal]

something tells me Alto would be the most stylish pirate on the seven seas

@systematic-apocalypse

I made a small sketch with Clef and birb (guess who is it keke)

[captain-space-kin]

Not to complain about things that are largely inconsequential, but oh my god it’s rough being a Jay/Jaya fan around Jay haters sometimes you just cannot fucking win.

Like everything he does is taken the worst way possible no matter the context, circumstances, actions of other characters, etc etc. y’all will ALWAYS base him off his worst outings (skybound, crystallized, etc etc) in way you don’t with other characters

Like Zane literally commits genocide and no one (rightfully) holds that against him. For a variety of reasons but one of the big ones being the writers don’t really do anything with it after S11 (or even during it (that and it’s a Lego show for 8-13 year olds)).

I’m not saying he’s a perfect character free from sin, that’s not how writing works, and I don’t want him to be one either. I’m just so incredibly tired of not being able to say anything about him in certain community spaces without having to feel like I’m walking on eggshells.

It’s just…..incredibly frustrating

[bromcommie]

steve was really like I don’t know how to meet new people in the 21st century all the guys I loved are dead I can never find someone with shared life experience I’m extremely self-isolated and I prefer it that way. and then went and made an unbreakable bond for life in the first five minutes of the movie by just annoying the shit out of a random jogger on the street

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

sorry but he’s so hot when he’s calling out misogyny 🙂‍���️

[timethehobo]

I need their friendship to be showcased more again pls and thanks.

[flowermiist]

You’ve been kissing each other for the past thirty minutes as you sit on his thick thighs, having your hands interwined against his chest, each time, you push them closer to him.

“Why do you never stay the night?” His tone almost soothing.

John stares deeply into your eyes before speaking, it’s only the two of you. Nobody else.

You’re not stupid, you know he’s asking you a serious question – but it’s one you don’t want to answer, it’s not one you want to acknowledge.

“Because you snore.” You reply, moving your body closer to his, a small play of wrestling between your bodies. John puts no resistance, allowing you to get as close as you want.

He’s aware of what you’re doing.

“‘m serious, y/n.” Each hand of his tightens the grip you have on the other, keeping both of your hands pressed against his chest. – “Why do you never stay the night with me?”

“Why? You need someone to keep an eye on you in your sleep now? I thought you were the tough one.” – “I like my bed better, it doesn’t smell like gunpowder–” Before you can even finish, he cuts you off.

“Y/n.” Is all he needs to say.

And his audacity almost makes you frown.

“Because if I stay, you’ll start thinking this is something more than it is. And it’s not.” Your grip loosens, he notices the way your body starts to pull away.

He knows, he does.

But still calls out your avoidance.

“You don’t get to push this on me just ‘cause I broke unwritten rules. We both know it’s more than nothing.” – John gets defensive.

And you just get defensive too.

“You think just because you’ve changed your mind, I have to change mine? That’s not how this works, Johnathan.”

[god-i-hope-so]

Gerrard is old and filled with rage and hatred and it weakens the heart. So watch him have a stroke while they're out. And for a split second, they all hesitate: should they even try?

But of course they will. Of course they will save him, Hen and Chim together. The irony of owing them his life, as miserable as it is.

[deadliestfishinthesea]

I rewatched the intro scene at least ten times.

[trek-tracks]

No lies detected

[sealinne]

Ravenous (1999) - dir. Antonia Bird

pvt. Toffler and pvt. Cleaves playing in the snow from one of the deleted scenes

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

FED VS NEW

Anton Pavoz VS Antoine Bitters Edition

There can only be one

Bonus: their audience