#captain 3 (tanya hokai)

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OPEN STARTER!

Okay so maybe the plan went just a little bit... Too far. To be fair, it seemed like a good idea at the start, having The Captain eat the Fuzzy Octarians after knocking them out so they won't respawn and cause more trouble despite Mr. Grizz being defeated. But that good idea had gotten out of control, if The Captain being fat enough to take up most of Alterna was any indication...

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"So Kibe," Neo resumed her explanation, "is an old woman who ended beating me to the Zapfish."

Agent 8 looked confused, "So you got beat by an old lady?"

"Yes, and lost to her."

Eight kept her confused look, "Is she still around?"

"I don't know. Why?"

"If she's interfering then, I and Three will have to handle her."

"She's stronger than she looks." Neo warned.

"How tuff is she going to be." Agent 8 will probably regret those words.

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“I wouldn’t say that if I were in your shoes, Eight.” Three warned as she pulled out her Hero Shot, getting ready to go find this “Kibe” that the newbie mentioned. “Underestimating your opponent makes it easy for them to take you out in battle. Something which Agent Neo’s just learned… Am I right?”

This question was followed up by the Captain crossing her arms, waiting for Neo’s answer.

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“I swear you keep impressing me. Could bring a tear to my eye if I felt like it.” Marie said as she patted the now much larger Captain 3 on the gut.

The Captain, in response, places a fist up to her mouth, manages to hold back a burp and lets out a sigh shortly after.

"Well someone has to keep up the field work alongside the rookie when Eight and Four aren't around... I just didn't expect it to involve something I had to get the rookie out of today." Three replied. "And I ESPECIALLY didn't expect those fuzzy freaks to try the same stuff that the normal Octarians did back in the day and that's try to immobilize me and the rookie with our weight... And fail. Again."

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HEY I GOT A NEW ART DEPICTING MY VERSION OF THE NEW SQUIDBEAK SPLATOON WHICH I POSTED ON MY TWITTER-

Obviously the version outside this blog-

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And if she were to see Three, Eight would be seeing Three’s jaw drop, just outright drop as her eyes settled on Eight… Alongside a dark mint green blush forming onto her cheeks. Was… Was this real? She wasn’t dreaming, was she?

A present? Sure, she and Eight had been dating for a while, but her wanting to give Three a present out of the blue was a surprise... Especially since it was in the long since abandoned Octo Valley of all places! Wanting to get answers, The Captain didn't even waste time heading to the valley; not at all expecting what she was going to see upon her arrival...

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Of course, by the time Captain 3 made her way to Octo Valley, the awnser would be right in front of her.. way in front of her, like.. several thousand tons of fat and muscle mixed together, with plenty of dark skin on show, and what seemed like a bow covering herself! It was Eight, but there were many questions as to why she did this!

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Ahem

I HAVE A XENO-INKFISH VERSION OF THE CAPTAIN-

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🍨 Captain 3, Agent 4, and Agent 8 vs the giga sundae.

Eight would have agreed to eating the giant thing but she wasn’t exactly the biggest fan of anything that tasted like mint… The Captain and Agent 4 on the other hand… Honestly the two of them eating it together wasn’t that much of an issue, as long as they paced themselves. Mainly to avoid brain-freeze.

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Somehow in the time between humanity’s fall and the current era of inklings and Octolings. Valentine’s Day survived and was kept up by the new species. For most it was the basic lovely dovey stuff but for two it was a bit more…eccentric.

On a table there was dozen of empty plates. Mere crumbs were left on them. All the food was devoured by one inkling with one Octoling putting it in their mouth. “How you feeling.” Agent 8 asked as she grabbed another plate. This was the, 15th? 16th? She forgot.

Well, it was one of the many holiday's that survived after the fall of the human race, but that part wasn't important! What is important was the fact that a certain overweight Captain managed to mostly hold back a burp right before she reassured Agent 8.

"Never... Urp!... Better, Eight."

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“Sounds like we both have pretty coddamn long stories to tell, don’t we?” Captain 3 questioned before turning around and gesturing for Anne to follow her. “Come on then, the base isn’t too far from here. I’ll explain everything that’s happened to me since last time we saw each other.”

It was after she said that where Captain 3 led the way back to the New Squidbeak Splatoon Base, which luckily wasn’t too far from where Anne ended up crashing down within the Splatlands! Though to start things off, the Captain did explain where they were and the reason that they were here was because DJ Octavio had escaped his snowglobe again and, for some unknown reason, had fled out here to the Splatlands even though getting back to his own base of operations at the Cephalon HQ would have been a much more smart move for him to make; Even if the Splatoon knew how to get there easily, kick his ass and force him back into his snowglobe. It was after that explanation where the captain explained what happened within her life for the past three years. Nothing too drastic, she just became the Captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, got married to Agent 8 and surprisingly was now also dating the annoyance that was Agent 4. And finally... She talked about how between now and then, two new members had joined the Splatoon.

First of all, there was the agent that had attacked Anne before, the woman who took the role of Agent 3 within the Splatoon, Neo Matsuko. And then there was Trish Kunai, someone who was actually under Agent 8′s command while she was still under Octarian rule and was dubbed Agent 5 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, as she had joined before Captain 3 had become, well, Captain. And to finish off, Anne was actually given permission to call Captain 3 by her real name, Tanya Hokai. Since she wasn’t just Agent 3 anymore, it felt right to allow Anne to call Captain 3 by her real name if she so chose.

A grey creature being reported falling somewhere within the Splatlands? Why did that sound familiar?... Bah, whatever the reasoning, it didn't stop Captain 3 from rushing out into the field to check out this mysterious creature for herself; Bringing along New 3 for the sake of furthering her training out on the field. However, during their search for this mysterious creature, some... Thing had caught the attention of the newbie of the NSS; Causing her to immediately pounce the source and start attacking it without any hesitation! Unfortunately not knowing the one she was attacking was a certain Pseudo-Anon that the Captain had encountered around three years ago...

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"Wh- oh, goddAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIT!!" Anne derp-warped YET AGAIN, and this time... this time, she had the same misfortune as when she first ended up in 3's world, but worse. The fall this time was around like... 30 feet. Anne's durability and the ground below her being primarily sand would certainly help... but the landing still hurt like hell. "AUGH! Ugh, fucking hell... my ass... and everything else... where the hell even am I?"

And then Neo Three pounced on her.

"GACK! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! RABID INKLING, RABID INKLING! GAAAAAAGH!" Well, this is... certainly not the reaction one would expect from Anne. No proper attempts to fight back, just panic and flailing... but that voice... that ever so slightly husky female voice... it just might bring to mind some old memories for the Captain.

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The terror of the turf, the enforcer of encre, the ink general. All nicknames for one person. An Octoling who destroyed turf wars and anarchy battles. Yet somehow they met who very much be their inkling counterpart. Sitting at the cafe after a match. “So. How long have you been doing turf wars?” Moca asked Captain 3 trying to be casual.

"Ten years up to this point. I started doing Turf and Ranked as soon as I turned 14." Three answered Moca. "And it's pretty rare I find someone who can actually stand up to me in Turf, let alone splat me."

And dear cod was she right on the rarity of splatting her! Three's stomach alone was big enough to be its own bed with an ass to match, thick, nearly tree trunk sized limbs and breasts that took up only one-fifth of her entire stomach! This woman was absolutely HUGE... But at the same time, she was extremely agile on the battlefield! How was such a thing possible for a woman so large!?

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Can the Captain show off their moves?

“Maybe some other time. But you really want to see me perform…”

The Captain takes off and reaches into her cap, pulling out some sort of envelope and tossing it to the Anon. Inside? A ticket that would allow them one free entry to whatever location someone named DJ Sango was performing…

“Don’t lose it, because I’m not giving you another one.” The Captain warned as she placed her cap back on.

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Does Captain 3 still do Turf Wars and Splatfest as a hobby or does she consider herself retired from Turf War?

“I’ll admit, it’s been a little harder getting into Turf Wars thanks to having to look over the Squidbeak Splatoon and my actual job outside the Splatoon, but I still manage to participate in both Turf War and Splatfests. Though you’ll more than likely find me in Ranked Battles.”

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☀️ “You terrify me. That’s pretty cool.”

-From @slob-multiverse Neo 3 to your Captain 3.

"... I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or a concern, Neo." The Captain sounded all confused.

On one hand, it showed Neo had respect for her... On the other it could show that they were actually genuinely scared of her and how bad it could be if one were to get on her bad side.

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🏙 Jogging with the Captain.

Knowing her I’m going to get lapped.

Right you were-

Despite the fact that any walking or running has been reduced to a mere waddle, The Captain is still pretty damn fast for someone of her size and weight. But hey, don't get too disappointed Anon, at least you get to see all that blubber jiggling and wobbling with each rapid step The Captain takes! Just, uh... Make sure she doesn't see you staring or anything of the sort.

The Captain's still a married woman

Unless another RP I do says otherwise, because my blog, my rules goddamnit

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🛏️ - For.. Capt'n 3?

For The Captain that would actually be the day that she and Agent 8 had gotten married. It was an absolutely perfect day in her opinion, with not a single thing having gotten in the way... Well, other than fitting The Captain in a proper formal suit. Ain't exactly easy to find formal wear for when you're as big as she is.

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Usa a beeping sound each time Captain 3 moves back

“Ha ha, real funny. So funny I forgot to laugh.” The Captain replied sarcastically with a roll of the eyes.