#trish kunai

[new-squidbese-fattoon]

“Sounds like we both have pretty coddamn long stories to tell, don’t we?” Captain 3 questioned before turning around and gesturing for Anne to follow her. “Come on then, the base isn’t too far from here. I’ll explain everything that’s happened to me since last time we saw each other.”

It was after she said that where Captain 3 led the way back to the New Squidbeak Splatoon Base, which luckily wasn’t too far from where Anne ended up crashing down within the Splatlands! Though to start things off, the Captain did explain where they were and the reason that they were here was because DJ Octavio had escaped his snowglobe again and, for some unknown reason, had fled out here to the Splatlands even though getting back to his own base of operations at the Cephalon HQ would have been a much more smart move for him to make; Even if the Splatoon knew how to get there easily, kick his ass and force him back into his snowglobe. It was after that explanation where the captain explained what happened within her life for the past three years. Nothing too drastic, she just became the Captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, got married to Agent 8 and surprisingly was now also dating the annoyance that was Agent 4. And finally... She talked about how between now and then, two new members had joined the Splatoon.

First of all, there was the agent that had attacked Anne before, the woman who took the role of Agent 3 within the Splatoon, Neo Matsuko. And then there was Trish Kunai, someone who was actually under Agent 8′s command while she was still under Octarian rule and was dubbed Agent 5 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, as she had joined before Captain 3 had become, well, Captain. And to finish off, Anne was actually given permission to call Captain 3 by her real name, Tanya Hokai. Since she wasn’t just Agent 3 anymore, it felt right to allow Anne to call Captain 3 by her real name if she so chose.

A grey creature being reported falling somewhere within the Splatlands? Why did that sound familiar?... Bah, whatever the reasoning, it didn't stop Captain 3 from rushing out into the field to check out this mysterious creature for herself; Bringing along New 3 for the sake of furthering her training out on the field. However, during their search for this mysterious creature, some... Thing had caught the attention of the newbie of the NSS; Causing her to immediately pounce the source and start attacking it without any hesitation! Unfortunately not knowing the one she was attacking was a certain Pseudo-Anon that the Captain had encountered around three years ago...

@immense-inklings

"Wh- oh, goddAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIT!!" Anne derp-warped YET AGAIN, and this time... this time, she had the same misfortune as when she first ended up in 3's world, but worse. The fall this time was around like... 30 feet. Anne's durability and the ground below her being primarily sand would certainly help... but the landing still hurt like hell. "AUGH! Ugh, fucking hell... my ass... and everything else... where the hell even am I?"

And then Neo Three pounced on her.

"GACK! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! RABID INKLING, RABID INKLING! GAAAAAAGH!" Well, this is... certainly not the reaction one would expect from Anne. No proper attempts to fight back, just panic and flailing... but that voice... that ever so slightly husky female voice... it just might bring to mind some old memories for the Captain.

[new-squidbese-fattoon]

Three splats with an Ink Vac, five with direct shots and one death.

All as my Octo OC, Trish Kunai

And I don't use Chargers

[itsnotpatsy]

fuckin @strangebedfellows had to wake up the loz nerd in me and now here i am trying to trace trish far back enough in a hylian ancestry to give her some hint of sheikah blood to parallel her ‘specialness couched in deceptive commonality’ narrative since the gd hylians are descended of sheikah and they’re ninja-based enough i have an excuse to let her hellcat it up i mean they fuckin use kunai.

[newcaptainofsquad9]

Imagine Jessica Jones getting frustrated because she doesn’t like you putting yourself in harms way, since she cares for you deeply

Jessica nearly knocks you over as she punches one of the Hand’s ninjas, knocking them against the wall. He groans and goes still, Jessica turning to Y/N as more ninjas surround her. Y/N goes to try and punch one of them, only for the ones behind her to grasp her around the neck. Jessica nearly panics with a quick gasp, Daredevil and Luke noticing. Danny’s fist glows and her knocks one of the ninjas with a blow to the head. Luke shoves two of them into the nearby wall as Daredevil flips into a kick, dropping the other, leaving the one holding Y/N by the neck.

“None of you take the last one!” Jessica growls, sprinting over to the ninja holding you by the neck. 

The ninja shivers and trembles, yanking over a kunai-knife, holding it against Y/N’s cheek.

Jessica tilts her head to the side, eyeing the ninja in a serious death glare. “You put a mark on her and I’m gonna shove that knife so far up your ass you’ll bleed out before you can even scream.” 

The ninja drops it at Jessica’s words, letting go of Y/N’s neck and aiming to run. Jessica catches him before he could get far, gripping his head tightly before snapping his neck.

Matt (daredevil) gasps, “Jessica! You went too far!”

“They have went too far! Fuck off!” Jessica snaps back.

Y/N winces at her tone, “Jessica-”

Jessica cuts her off, “Don’t! You shouldn’t have been out here with us! You got in the way and I couldn’t protect you!”

Luke steps over to Jessica, putting a hand on her shoulder, “Jess-”

Jessica moves from him, “I’m done with this!” She growls, walking away from the other Defenders along with Y/N. 

Y/N only watches before glaring down at the ground, feeling guilty.

...

Y/N finds herself sitting up against her couch, a can of soda in hand, instead of any alcohol. It reminding her too much of Jessica. She nearly collapses at a sudden knock on her window. She rises, placing her soda down on the table before approaching the window carefully. Once she reaches it, Jessica is already halfway in, arms finding their way around Y/N. Y/N only rests her head on Jessica’s shoulder, holding the moment. 

“Jess- I-”

“I’m sorry,” Jessica says in a slight whisper. 

“Jessica, you don’t need to-”

“Yes, I do.” Jessica declares, pulling back to grab Y/N’s face. “I can’t stand the thought of losing you, or Trish. I-” She pauses to stare deeply at her.

Y/N opens her mouth only to be silenced by Jessica’s lips. It’s quick but passionate, Jessica scoffing afterwards. 

“I never really say this so, you know I mean it. I love you.” She says putting her forehead against Y/N’s.

Y/N grins, “I know Jess. I love you too.”

“Then why are you so stubborn?,” Jessica groans, moving down to grab Y/N’s hands. “You need to stay out of the fight, you’re going to get hurt or worse.”

Y/N retorts, “This fight is all of us, the Hand’s a serious threat and you’re pretty stubborn too Jess.” 

Jessica only wraps her arms firmly around Y/N, kissing her forehead. “Can I do anything to keep you from risking your life? I’ll end up killing everyone who lays a hand on you. You know Pointy Ears doesn’t like it.”

“Matt doesn’t really like any of your crime ridding methods Jess,” Y/N laughs, kissing Jessica’s cheek. 

[new-squidbese-fattoon]

“Trust me, they got more than an earful... Honestly, if I was still like how I was two years after joining the Splatoon, I might have actually smacked one or both of them across the face.” Captain 3 stated, meaning that the Captain had... Slightly mellowed between the three year time gap since she and Anne had last seen each other.

As for the question about the base, the Captain didn’t even answer that verbally. Instead, she just pointed ahead of herself and to the distance... Where Anne should be able to see a shady area within the Splatlands where some sort of small cabin seemed to be. A cabin that looked exactly like Cuttlefish Cabin from Octo Canyon! Not only that, but next to the shady area seemed to be some sort of large tower where a sniper could easily get up to and shoot down any enemy that tried to get close to the base. And considering Trish Kunai - AKA Agent 5 - was an expert when it came to using Chargers, no doubt she was up there; Keeping careful watch over the New Squidbeak Splatoon Base located within the Splatlands. And once the trio had reached the base itself, the veteran captain let out a very loud whistle; Using that as a signal for the rest of the Splatoon to join her in front of the new Cuttlefish Cabin. And considering she and Agent 8 were the closest, Agent 4 was the first one to come out of Cuttlefish Cabin. and she had quite the change!

Between now and three years ago, Agent 4 had her tentacles grown out quite a bit, them being long enough to reach down to her elbows. That, and she had all sorts of band-aids and scars all over her body... To no surprise. The yellow tentacled squid was one to always rush into battle and get herself almost splat EVERY time. And that probably hasn’t changed between now and the last three years...

“Wait a second... I think I heard about you from somewhere!” Agent 4 quickly spoke up after giving Anne a quick look over.

A grey creature being reported falling somewhere within the Splatlands? Why did that sound familiar?... Bah, whatever the reasoning, it didn't stop Captain 3 from rushing out into the field to check out this mysterious creature for herself; Bringing along New 3 for the sake of furthering her training out on the field. However, during their search for this mysterious creature, some... Thing had caught the attention of the newbie of the NSS; Causing her to immediately pounce the source and start attacking it without any hesitation! Unfortunately not knowing the one she was attacking was a certain Pseudo-Anon that the Captain had encountered around three years ago...

@immense-inklings

"Wh- oh, goddAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIT!!" Anne derp-warped YET AGAIN, and this time... this time, she had the same misfortune as when she first ended up in 3's world, but worse. The fall this time was around like... 30 feet. Anne's durability and the ground below her being primarily sand would certainly help... but the landing still hurt like hell. "AUGH! Ugh, fucking hell... my ass... and everything else... where the hell even am I?"

And then Neo Three pounced on her.

"GACK! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! RABID INKLING, RABID INKLING! GAAAAAAGH!" Well, this is... certainly not the reaction one would expect from Anne. No proper attempts to fight back, just panic and flailing... but that voice... that ever so slightly husky female voice... it just might bring to mind some old memories for the Captain.

[a-mysterious-anom-girl]

"Good. And heh, sounds about right!" Anne couldn't help but chuckle at that. Sure enough, Tanya had mellowed out a bit. Probably for the best, in case the Splatoon encounters any new races that don't want to destroy them.

When the Captain pointed at the small cabin, Anne noticed it pretty quickly. "Ah, gotcha." She was quick to examine her surroundings once they properly arrived at the base, and she could see who she guessed was Trish watching them from the sniper tower. Unsurprisingly, the first thing she noticed about her was her bright purple hair tentacles.

Both eyebrows ended up a bit raised due to how loud that whistle was, and there was a slight head tilt when who she assumed was Agent 4 emerged from the cabin, righted via a nod once the younger Agent spoke. "Ah, yeah, probably, hehe." Anne said, rubbing the back of her neck again. "Grey bald woman with huge teeth, beat up some Salmonids, ate an energy drink can, then vanished mid-sentence before breakfast?" she asked, thinking those were probably the big bits that Tanya had told her.

A grey creature being reported falling somewhere within the Splatlands? Why did that sound familiar?... Bah, whatever the reasoning, it didn't stop Captain 3 from rushing out into the field to check out this mysterious creature for herself; Bringing along New 3 for the sake of furthering her training out on the field. However, during their search for this mysterious creature, some... Thing had caught the attention of the newbie of the NSS; Causing her to immediately pounce the source and start attacking it without any hesitation! Unfortunately not knowing the one she was attacking was a certain Pseudo-Anon that the Captain had encountered around three years ago...

@immense-inklings

"Wh- oh, goddAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIT!!" Anne derp-warped YET AGAIN, and this time... this time, she had the same misfortune as when she first ended up in 3's world, but worse. The fall this time was around like... 30 feet. Anne's durability and the ground below her being primarily sand would certainly help... but the landing still hurt like hell. "AUGH! Ugh, fucking hell... my ass... and everything else... where the hell even am I?"

And then Neo Three pounced on her.

"GACK! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! RABID INKLING, RABID INKLING! GAAAAAAGH!" Well, this is... certainly not the reaction one would expect from Anne. No proper attempts to fight back, just panic and flailing... but that voice... that ever so slightly husky female voice... it just might bring to mind some old memories for the Captain.

[a-mysterious-anom-girl]

Anne started to answer 4's question, but stopped when Tanya suggested not bringing it up around new members. She simply shrugged at that- seemed fair enough.

She crossed her arms again as Trish approached, briefly looking her over and indeed thinking she looked quite nice. Capable-looking for sure, clearly a sniper, and looking ready for just about anything.

Anne chuckled in regard to Trish's comment, holding out a hand. "Yeah, well, I'm uh... not exactly from around here, to say the least. Nice to meet you, 5." she said with a smile, revealing her large, sharp, pointy teeth.

A grey creature being reported falling somewhere within the Splatlands? Why did that sound familiar?... Bah, whatever the reasoning, it didn't stop Captain 3 from rushing out into the field to check out this mysterious creature for herself; Bringing along New 3 for the sake of furthering her training out on the field. However, during their search for this mysterious creature, some... Thing had caught the attention of the newbie of the NSS; Causing her to immediately pounce the source and start attacking it without any hesitation! Unfortunately not knowing the one she was attacking was a certain Pseudo-Anon that the Captain had encountered around three years ago...

@immense-inklings

"Wh- oh, goddAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIT!!" Anne derp-warped YET AGAIN, and this time... this time, she had the same misfortune as when she first ended up in 3's world, but worse. The fall this time was around like... 30 feet. Anne's durability and the ground below her being primarily sand would certainly help... but the landing still hurt like hell. "AUGH! Ugh, fucking hell... my ass... and everything else... where the hell even am I?"

And then Neo Three pounced on her.

"GACK! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! RABID INKLING, RABID INKLING! GAAAAAAGH!" Well, this is... certainly not the reaction one would expect from Anne. No proper attempts to fight back, just panic and flailing... but that voice... that ever so slightly husky female voice... it just might bring to mind some old memories for the Captain.

[new-squidbese-fattoon]

“Hm... Yup, sounds about right! Though weren’t you also saved by the Cap’n from something?” Agent 4 questioned, possibly embarrassing Anne right in front of Captain 3 by bringing up the fact that Three had saved Anne during their entire first Salmon Run; Even with the whole holding open the jaws of the Maws open!

“How about we DON’T bring that up around the newbie, Four?” Captain 3 questioned, Four letting out a nervous chuckle as a result.

Though it wasn’t soon after where Trish decided to join the party; The Octoling in question sliding down the ladder of the base’s watchtower to meet up with the rest of the group. And upon being able to see her fully, the purple tentacled Octoling did look pretty nice. Purple tentacles tied up in a ponytail and held together by what appeared to be a golden takoyaki ball with a golden toothpick being pierced through it - which was rather ironic given she herself was an Octoling, which was an evolved version of the Octopus - along with wearing a replica of the Neo Octoling Armor and in her hands? A Splatterscope, which is just a variation of the base Charger, but with a scope attached.

“Why the call, Captain?” Trish questioned, Captain 3 answering as she gestured to Anne. “Agent 5, meet an... I’d say, friend of mine, Anne. I encountered back when I was just a plain agent of the Splatoon.”

“Your friend looks... Interesting.” Trish replied, looking over Anne carefully.

A grey creature being reported falling somewhere within the Splatlands? Why did that sound familiar?... Bah, whatever the reasoning, it didn't stop Captain 3 from rushing out into the field to check out this mysterious creature for herself; Bringing along New 3 for the sake of furthering her training out on the field. However, during their search for this mysterious creature, some... Thing had caught the attention of the newbie of the NSS; Causing her to immediately pounce the source and start attacking it without any hesitation! Unfortunately not knowing the one she was attacking was a certain Pseudo-Anon that the Captain had encountered around three years ago...

@immense-inklings

"Wh- oh, goddAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIT!!" Anne derp-warped YET AGAIN, and this time... this time, she had the same misfortune as when she first ended up in 3's world, but worse. The fall this time was around like... 30 feet. Anne's durability and the ground below her being primarily sand would certainly help... but the landing still hurt like hell. "AUGH! Ugh, fucking hell... my ass... and everything else... where the hell even am I?"

And then Neo Three pounced on her.

"GACK! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! RABID INKLING, RABID INKLING! GAAAAAAGH!" Well, this is... certainly not the reaction one would expect from Anne. No proper attempts to fight back, just panic and flailing... but that voice... that ever so slightly husky female voice... it just might bring to mind some old memories for the Captain.

[a-mysterious-anom-girl]

As the whole situation was explained to her, Anne couldn't help but remark on a few things: Octavio escaping from his snowglobe again- "I told you giant bandages wasn't gonna be enough to keep him there!", and then fleeing to the Splatlands- "Yeah, you'd think that's something he'd consider a really bad idea considering you're all evolved sea creatures and this place is dry as hell...", the Splatoon intending to just put him in a snowglobe again- "Yeah, NO. You have GOT to find something sturdier to lock him up in this time, a big glass ball ain't gonna cut it anymore.", and her marriage and entry into polyamory. "Awww.~ I knew you two were gonna tie the knot eventually! And... huh. Wasn't expecting that, hehe, but the more, the merrier!"

After that was her remarks on the new agents and other such things. "So this nutcase is the new Agent 3, and 8 is basically Trish's superior again? Heh, the more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess. And... Tanya Hokai. Got it. Also, did the old captain kick the bucket, or did he just retire?" Curiosity is inevitable, as always.

A grey creature being reported falling somewhere within the Splatlands? Why did that sound familiar?... Bah, whatever the reasoning, it didn't stop Captain 3 from rushing out into the field to check out this mysterious creature for herself; Bringing along New 3 for the sake of furthering her training out on the field. However, during their search for this mysterious creature, some... Thing had caught the attention of the newbie of the NSS; Causing her to immediately pounce the source and start attacking it without any hesitation! Unfortunately not knowing the one she was attacking was a certain Pseudo-Anon that the Captain had encountered around three years ago...

@immense-inklings

"Wh- oh, goddAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIT!!" Anne derp-warped YET AGAIN, and this time... this time, she had the same misfortune as when she first ended up in 3's world, but worse. The fall this time was around like... 30 feet. Anne's durability and the ground below her being primarily sand would certainly help... but the landing still hurt like hell. "AUGH! Ugh, fucking hell... my ass... and everything else... where the hell even am I?"

And then Neo Three pounced on her.

"GACK! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! RABID INKLING, RABID INKLING! GAAAAAAGH!" Well, this is... certainly not the reaction one would expect from Anne. No proper attempts to fight back, just panic and flailing... but that voice... that ever so slightly husky female voice... it just might bring to mind some old memories for the Captain.