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broadway-stuck · 11 months ago
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after a hard year of work we give you this, featuring doc scratch + all the trolls. happy holidays, remember to watch out for meteors!
lyrics by candyGroove
lyrics under the cut!
(Verse 1)
[DOC SCRATCH] The first day of Twelfth Perigee, I killed th-
[TEREZI] Oh, what's this? A scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 2)
[DOC SCRATCH] ...Hmm. On the second day of Twelfth Perigee, I took the lives of ev--
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz
[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 3)
[DOC SCRATCH] On the third day of Twelfth Perigee, I took the lives of ever--
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and
[TEREZI] A scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 4)
[DOC SCRATCH] As I was trying to say, I took the lives of everyone--
[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and--
[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 5)
[DOC SCRATCH] I will not join in this nonsense. You'll just have to trust--
[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!
[FEFERI, giggling] Four cuttlefish
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and
[TEREZI] A scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 6)
[DOC SCRATCH] Will you STOP interrupting me? All I'm trying to do is--
[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks
[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!
[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz
[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 7)
[DOC SCRATCH] Fine. If this is the fate I am chained to, then I will perform.
[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards
[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks
[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!
[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz
[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 8)
[DOC SCRATCH] On the eighth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave
[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning
[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards
[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks
[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!
[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz
[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 9)
[DOC SCRATCH] On the ninth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave
[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo
[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning
[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards
[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks
[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!
[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz
[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 10)
[DOC SCRATCH] On the tenth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave...
[ERIDAN] Ten breakup letters
[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo
[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning
[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards
[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks
[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!
[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz
[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 11)
[DOC SCRATCH] On the eleventh day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave
[ARADIA] Eleven frogs a-leaping
[ERIDAN] Ten breakup letters
[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo
[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning
[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards
[KANAYA] Six revving chainsaws
[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!
[FEFERI, confused] Oh-- Wait, Chainsaws? Four... cuttlefish?
[NEPETA] Three sharp claws
[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz
[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
(Verse 12)
[DOC SCRATCH] And on the twelfth day of Twelfth Perigee, I KILLED THEM ALL! With...
[EQUIUS] Twelve rippling hoofbeasts
[ARADIA] Eleven robot bodies
[ERIDAN] Ten piles with CAPTOR!
[GAMZEE] Nine hours with the puppet
[VRISKA] Eight stabs in the back
[TAVROS] Seven feet off a ledge
[KANAYA] Six revving chainsaws
[KARKAT] Five ominous honks
[FEFERI, crying] Four culled friends
[NEPETA] Three deep cuts
[SOLLUX] Two doomed mortal loves
[ALL] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!
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broadwayeridan · 10 months ago
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unsaid feferi
fef, i wwill alwways regret ruinin wwhat wwe had together. i hope you can forgivve me
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broadway-sollux · 2 years ago
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here iit ii2 the 2ong youve all been waitiing for.
congratulatiion2 we diid iit. 
we cliimbed that mountain and diid a 2iick piirouette off the handle of my priide.
lyriic2 beelow the cut. cover art by candyGroove​.
Sollux - Aradia - Feferi - E̲r̲i̲d̲a̲n̲
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iif ii wa2 your mate2priit iid never let you go we dont need no 2pace 2hiit two make that body glow loo2en up your bra2 girl2 and get up on the flow boondollar2 iin my claw2 that iid really liike two blow
2wag, 2wag, 2wag on you
headcanon bout my diick? lemme tell you that iit2 true do a double take, yeah, baby ii got two that mean2 one of them for FF and one of them for you
(2wag)
id like t0 be everything y0u want
)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you!
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go
iid never let you go
tell me bout your feeling2 2itting on a pile 2oon iill get you 2quealing and make iit worth your whiile yeah, ii dont mean to boa2t but feferii liike2 the view AA ha2 been a gho2t once but now 2hell be my boo
m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲, m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲! g̲o̲d̲ i̲ w̲w̲a̲n̲t̲ a̲ m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲!
eriidan, what the fuck are you doiing here?
i̲ j̲u̲s̲t̲ n̲e̲e̲d̲ t̲o̲ b̲e̲ L̲O̲V̲V̲E̲D̲
you piiece of 2hiit get out of my 2ong!
y̲o̲u̲ s̲a̲i̲d̲ t̲h̲o̲n̲g̲
(2waggiie)
id like t0 be everything y0u want
)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you!
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go
iid never let you go
y0u kn0w y0ure my w0rld y0u g0t all i need s0l spend a week 0n the sun, ill be calling y0u my matesprit
If I was your girl, I'd never leave you, Sol! I just want to LOV-E and treat you RIGHT!
iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low (highest bl00d t0 l0w) cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go iid never let you go
na na na na na na na na na
iif ii wa2 your mate2prit
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broadway-feferi · 2 years ago
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You and your stupid fis)(y face! You're KNOT)(ING wit)(out me! -Even to t)(e point t)(at I wrote t)(is out myss)(ellf wit)( t)(e lyrics under t)(e cut!
Feferi
Eridan
Both
You are some mildew,
You just don't think well
It's my Sgrub Session,
You can go straight to Hell!
Is your mouth lonely
With one foot in there
Your thinkpan only
Holds thoughts I put in there
Just what you are I'll spell out
You are a phantom pain
One speck of lint that fell out
The last time that I picked my fame
You are so jealous
Of my track record
Feferi tell us
Your feeble hack record
Your weak knees brand you
Soft and unstable
One small death and you
Fold like a card table
You drool at my pure science
You're just starting when I'm done
You craft your own destruction
Your trident’s no match for my gun
You're nothing without me
A no-one who'd go undefined
You wouldn't exist
You'd never be missed
I tell you you're out of your mind
A show off, a blowhard
You're equal parts hot air and gall
And no one would doubt me
Without me you're nothing at all
You are so thick, you
Eat, breathe, sleep fiction
I'm your meal ticket
Knee-deep in cheap fiction
You’re still flushed pale
Just as it’s meant for us
I call each shot
I’m your quadrant dictator
You gloating ignoramus!
You haven't any shame...
Hey, I'm a lachnolaimus
And most people don’t know your claims
You're nothing without me
Without me you'd just disappear
Right into thin air
And no one would care
Or notice you ever were here
A puppet, an upstart
A loser who's destined to fall
I'm everything you always wanted to be
Let's deal with the issue:
You wish you were me
You're nothing without me
Without me you're nothing
At all!
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broadwayeridan · 11 months ago
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i'm sorry for evverythin i'vve done to hurt you. maybe wwe can havve a fresh start?
:33< it's purretty hard to to get in close with someone who's hurt you
:33< but sincere apawlogies are also very hard, so you can work on it together that way
[Song: First Date, Last Night from Dogfight | Lyrics unchanged and cover art under cut]
[Nepeta]
Street lamp, dim glow
A light to blanket night like summer snow
Well, let it pour
Just cover up whatever came before
[Eridan]
Sea breeze, whips through
And makes you do some shit you'd never do
Talkin' queer, why the hell are you still here?
[Both]
And we go
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
Don't know why
I decided to come
Don't know why I decided to come
[Nepeta]
Meet me halfway
A touch and go of don't know what to say
Do we talk?
[Eridan]
*cough*
[Nepeta]
What?
[Eridan]
Huh?
[Nepeta]
Don't expect too much
Just walk
[Eridan]
Blank slate, blank stare
Yeah you made her cry
Why do you care?
What took hold?
Look at her, she looks so... cold
[Both]
And we go
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
Don't know why
I decided to come
Don't know why I decided to come
[Nepeta]
Twisting lemons into lemonade
You'd be sleeping
([Eridan] You'd be drunk)
[Both]
If you had stayed
And you might miss
Any good that could come
After this
[Nepeta]
First date
[Eridan]
Last night
[Both]
Not quite what you pictured, but alright
[Eridan]
So take her out
[Nepeta]
Give him a shot
[Both]
'Cause people can surprise you...
Or not
Bum bum
And we go
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum
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broadwayeridan · 1 year ago
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heartbreak
i'vve been gone for a wwhile, but I'm back now. had to do some thinkin on a whole lot of things.
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broadwayeridan · 10 months ago
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baby it's cold outside
not that you need an excuse to stay wwith me fef, but it is cold outside so i wwould rather you stick around
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broadwayeridan · 1 year ago
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The Reason
fef i promise i wwill do better, i am sorry
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broadwayeridan · 1 year ago
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Diamonds
poured evverythin i had into this one. fef, i'm finally ovver wwhat wwe had.
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broadwayeridan · 1 year ago
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Your Neww Matesprit
i knoww it's been a wwhile, but i'm back and singin for you all
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broadwayeridan · 2 years ago
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Lovve Me Dead
no need to deny that you're pitched for me anymore, sol, i already knoww
lyrics under the cut
Lovve me caliginously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea
Bein royalty means you boww dowwn to me
You’re a loww-blooded freak
Kill me romantically
Fill my vveins wwith gold then ask me if i feel like scum
Bitter and dumb, you're my honeybun
You're awwful, I lovve you
He codes vviruses nightly
He knowws just howw to fight me
And if his edges softened
He’d fill my bucket often
I knoww he’d drain me slowwly
He’d wwear me down to bones in bed
There goes that vvoice in my head, it says:
"Oh, lovve me dead!" Lovve me dead!
You're a piss-blooded bitch to me
And your twwo fetish is so disgusting
Heartless and cold, you’re bleedin gold, don’t leavve me alone
You suck so passionately
You're a parasite p2iioniic, filthy creature finger-bangin my heart
If you’re really a mage, show your magic to me
You're hideous and sexy
He codes vviruses nightly
He knowws just howw to fight me
And if his edges softened
He’d fill my bucket often
I knoww he’d drain me slowwly
He’d wwear me down to bones in bed
There goes that vvoice in my head, it says:
"Oh, lovve me dead!" Lovve me dead!
Lovve me caliginously
Rraat-dot-da-da-da-da! Rraat-dot-da-d-da-da!
Howw's your neww toy? Wwhat’s she think about me?
You lowwbloods should be deceased
You're born of a biclops, you're beautiful!
He codes vviruses nightly
He knowws just howw to fight me
And if his edges softened
He’d fill my bucket often
I knoww he’d drain me slowwly
He’d wwear me down to bones in bed
Shut up the vvoice in my head that says:
"Oooh, lovve me dead!" Lovve me dead!
Lovve me dead! (Rraat-dot-da-da-da-da)
Lovve me deead! Ooooh!Lo-ovve mee-ee dead!
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broadwayeridan · 2 years ago
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Flushed Culture
fef anybody would havve been lucky to be wwith you, and you chose sol of all people, i trust your judgement but couldn't it havve been anyone else?
lyrics under the cut, written by auricTruism
Flushed culture
My God, don't say sorry noww
No wway I’d forgivve you
Quit thinkin’ I miss you (flushed)
I don't care if I'm forevver alone
I'm not fallin’ for you
'Cause this highblood is lovveproof (culture)
I don't care wwhat you're sayin'
I don't wwanna participate in your game of manipulation (flushed)
And no, I don't wwant your sympathy, all this pity’s suffocatin
Just let me be sad and lonely
'Cause
Flushed culture makes me wwanna rip his guts out
You knoww wwhat you’re doin’, wwhile I’m tryin’ to pursue ya
Flushed culture makes me wwanna rip his guts out
Rip his guts, rip his guts out
Oh, no, don't look in his eyes
'Cause that's howw he gets you
Kiss you then forget you (flushed)
All he’s feedin' you is beautiful lies
I’ll come to your rescue
'Til he finds someone else neww (culture)
I don't care wwhat you're sayin’
I don't wwanna participate in your game of manipulation (flushed)
And no, I don't wwant your sympathy, all this pity’s suffocatin
Just let me be sad and lonely
'Cause
Flushed culture makes me wwanna rip his guts out
You knoww wwhat you’re doin’, wwhile I’m tryin’ to pursue ya
Flushed culture makes me wwanna rip his guts out
Rip his guts out, rip his guts out
Shut your damn mouth
You're talkin’ too loud
And no one cares if you’re matesprits noww
I'm sick of the kissin cult
Flushed culture makes me wwanna rip his guts out
You knoww wwhat you’re doin’, wwhile I’m tryin’ to pursue ya
Flushed culture makes me wwanna rip his guts out
Rip his guts out, rip his guts out
Flushed culture makes me wwanna rip his guts out
You knoww wwhat you’re doin’, wwhile I’m tryin’  to pursue ya
Flushed culture makes me wwanna rip his guts out
Rip his guts out, rip his guts out
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broadwayeridan · 2 years ago
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Mituna
man, isn't he just incredible? it really is a beautiful name. i lowve him
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broadwayeridan · 2 years ago
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Take Me to Church
i hope you lowve this one, kankri, i vwrote this song just for you
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broadwayeridan · 2 years ago
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[S] Eridan ====> Beg For Forgivveness
fef i'm so sorry, killin ya wwas a mistake
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broadwayeridan · 2 years ago
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Before the Next Teardrop Falls
i hope he takes good care of you fef, but if he doesn't i wwill be there for you
and sol, i really havve nothing to say to you about this
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