#cantaloupe fucking

[dynamoe]

I got some feedback rejecting Billy kissing a *yuck* girl. those are massive cantaloupes. shot with the shrink ray in reverse, probably.

ICYMI and you're not a Quizboy lore obsessive, lonely Billy's "guilty pleasure" is "melon heated in a microwave."

That's canon— Venture Bros S02E04 Escape to the House of Mummies Part II

The TrueFan QuizStans want him Forever Alone... Melons or Nothing

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

if one more thing happens. respectfully. i am going to Lose It

[persimmon-s]

I decide to exhibit an ounce of self restraint and only ate half a cantaloupe (shocker) and only had 817 calories today

[bucknastysbabe]

Work beat my ass but slayyyyy watermelonnnnnn I think I’m allergic to cantaloupeeeeeeee

[wishingforatypewriter]

So last night I snapped at my friend's husband for mispronouncing Kamala Harris's name. He was both-sidesing about the election and making some poorly researched criticism of her record and I was beyond annoyed, but ready to calmly provide facts. But then he said her name wrong—intentionally, I think, though he later claimed otherwise—and I kind of lost it. I'm not proud of it; I know blowing up like that is not the best way to change minds. But it was like I had been sitting on a tinderbox of female rage and that one misplaced syllable ignited it. I say all this to say take care of yourselves, and take steps to distance yourselves from the people you need to. A lot of us are probably a lot angrier than we realize.

[emkini]

Ate a bunch of cantaloupe and now my mouth feels like it’s burning off

BUT do I have any regrets?!?!? ....yeah kinda actually. ow

[angeltism]

i hate having sensory problems. there was an egg shell in my ramen and now eating literally any part of it feels so gross

[kogo-dogo]

I am so glad I’m in my thirties because there’s so many trivial little things that haunted me in my early/mid twenties that I’m now consciously realizing don’t bother me nearly as bad.

[cheapcheapfaker]

[thefabelmans2022]

trying to intuitively eat and give my body what it needs or whatever but unfortunately through some combination of antibiotics anxiety and trauma to the eye what my body currently wants to eat is ✨nothing✨

[i-hate-smile-files]

Sometimes I wonder how @smile-files feels knowing that they're living proof that God does make mistakes

[cupiare]

i love food discourse especially among non picky eaters cause if they don’t like smth they will hate it deeply and fiercely

[glitteratti]

omg made a mint julep with half an ounce of melon liqueur…WOAHHHHH

[revvethasmythh]

tries to cut fruit like my mom (fails fails fails fails fails)

[smorzinc]

Cantaloupe :]

gross. put a GOOD fruit in my inbox.

[basic-enemy]

get a girl who eats you the way i go nose deep on books