#cantaloupe fucking
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I got some feedback rejecting Billy kissing a *yuck* girl.
those are massive cantaloupes. shot with the shrink ray in reverse, probably.
ICYMI and you're not a Quizboy lore obsessive, lonely Billy's "guilty pleasure" is "melon heated in a microwave."
That's canon— Venture Bros S02E04 Escape to the House of Mummies Part II
The TrueFan QuizStans want him Forever Alone... Melons or Nothing
#criticism#illustrator#illustration#billy quizboy#master billy quizboy#melon#melon heated in a microwave#watermelon#cantaloupe fucking#cantaloupe#kissing#kissing girls#kissing yuck#yuck#yucky girls#vbros#the venture brothers#venture bros#forever alone
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if one more thing happens. respectfully. i am going to Lose It
#yknow that one clip of the bugs life stick bug#where hes like 'im going to SNAP im going to SNAP'#yah thats ya boi bogathan over here#ITS ALWAYS FUCKIN SOMETHIN!!! HUH!!!!#oh motel pillow. we're really in it now#can i go... One Week... without a bad development to my Situation....#i need a giant fucking cake and i need a fork#and i need to demolish that shit on the floor#no no yknow what i need?#weed and an entire rotisserie chicken. On The Floor.#Also A Cake. Always Cake.#and a cantaloupe. maybe i should go get those marinated garlic cloves and chow down#heat up tonights steak. god i wish i brought my tablet i need to Scribble#BITING CLAWING MAIMING#absolutely unprompted#sorry venting again on main Look Away#im not even upset at this point im just mad#like the shrek meme - CAN YOU SHUT UP!!! FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!#and the shit starts comin and it dont stop comin and it dont stop comin and it dont stop comin and it dont-#at least ive got my stepdad in my corner smh#hes the real hero here#well i have a bunch of dc fics to catch up on. might as well do that!
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I decide to exhibit an ounce of self restraint and only ate half a cantaloupe (shocker) and only had 817 calories today
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Work beat my ass but slayyyyy watermelonnnnnn I think I’m allergic to cantaloupeeeeeeee
#cal rants#time to go write Miss criss priss#no really I fucking hate cantaloupe now it makes my face hella red
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Ate a bunch of cantaloupe and now my mouth feels like it’s burning off
BUT do I have any regrets?!?!? ....yeah kinda actually. ow
#at least with honeydew it's usually just like. tingly and itchy#cantaloupe is fucking SPICY like who gave it the right#nevermind em
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i hate having sensory problems. there was an egg shell in my ramen and now eating literally any part of it feels so gross
#➳ valentin vents#i have not eaten a single thing today aside from some cantaloupe + a soda#i'm so fucking unhealthy oh my god#bad eating habits#<- ???????#it's not. disordered eating. idon't think. i just have sensory issues and am very picky
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I am so glad I’m in my thirties because there’s so many trivial little things that haunted me in my early/mid twenties that I’m now consciously realizing don’t bother me nearly as bad.
#it’s so cool to realize the audience is imaginary#and that the points don’t matter#just be a good person and do you however you wanna do you#and let other people do they unless they do harm#and if you don’t like how they do they you can just fucking pretend they don’t exist#very freeing to be at work being like#’man Ann kind of sucks so I’m just not gonna deal with Ann.“’#or go into a grocery store dressed like a witch and know that nobody is actually looking at you#they’re looking at cantaloupe
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#the bean#listen. listen. I LIKE reading research papers. i like utilizing my useless ass lil history degree#you cannot fucking imagine how annoying it is to research anything that deals w pregnancy#obviously its very hard to do any sort of worthwhile experiments in the first place#bc you cant just fuck up a fetus#so a lot of it is self-reported GARBAGE#or they use animals which is not always one for one#and then you see the sample data is absolute dog shit. small pool. huge outside factors#like the largest study used to cite how pregnant people shouldn’t drink?#those bitches were also doing COKE. COKE!!#at the very least doing fat lines of Colombian snow has got to fuck up your baby#or potentially doom them to being a business major in the future idk#and then you see these stupid ass websites and try to find WHERE they get their info from and it turns out like#they extrapolate ‘don’t eat rosemary’ bc they did a study where#if you gave a rat eighty times its body weight in rosemary it has spontaneous miscarriages. NO SHIT. HOW WOULD THAT AFFECT ME#TRYING TO DRINK A TEA W ROSEMARY#and then looking up the ACTUAL percentages of risk for things. like omg the fuck listeria risks for deli meat are nothing#you have a higher chance of getting in a car accident in which we get in cars and drive multiple times a day#BUT NOBODY MENTIONS BAGGED SALADS OR CANTALOUPE#THE RATES OF LISTERIA IS INSANE#AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SEE WHO SPONSORED THE STUDY#AND WHAT THEY’D POTENTIALLY GAIN FROM THE OUTCOME#AND AHHHGHGHBFDHJGBSHDFBSDJHFBDSJBFSDJ
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trying to intuitively eat and give my body what it needs or whatever but unfortunately through some combination of antibiotics anxiety and trauma to the eye what my body currently wants to eat is ✨nothing✨
#don't want cheese don't want bread don't want anything remotely greasy could maybe stomach potatoes but only if they're crunchy and not oily#i want. melon.#cantaloupe would be nice i haven't had cantaloupe in ages but unfortunately cantaloupe is not a good lunch and i'll still be hungry#that's the biggest issue like i'm still hungry it's just that everything i could possibly eat is so unappealing except sometimes fruit#and lettuce and i don't even fucking like lettuce. my life is so haaaaaaaaard
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Sometimes I wonder how @smile-files feels knowing that they're living proof that God does make mistakes
#melonposting#I actually don't know what melonposting is#Honestly I wouldn't mind a cantaloupe tho#but yeah fuck Smile Files
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i love food discourse especially among non picky eaters cause if they don’t like smth they will hate it deeply and fiercely
#p#FUCK celery cantaloupe mature cheese dill pepper sauce and oregano#i’m 50/50 on oregano i can take it sometimes as a herb but my mum used to encourage oregano oil for all ailments#and just imagining the smell of it makes me throw up in my mouth
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omg made a mint julep with half an ounce of melon liqueur…WOAHHHHH
#.txt#this shit fucks SO hard. ngl#i think i will call it a canter-lope. play on cantaloupe (melon. even though it is a different melon) and a horse’s canter#because. kentucky derby :)#same measurements as a normal mint julep but a bit less sugar and a half ounce melon liqueur
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tries to cut fruit like my mom (fails fails fails fails fails)
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Cantaloupe :]
gross. put a GOOD fruit in my inbox.
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get a girl who eats you the way i go nose deep on books
#i ate all the cantaloupe in the house and now i have nothing left to devour but a good fucking read
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something i ate today is not agreeing with me i feel like i've been poisoned
#im not even suspecting the dairy as much as the fucking cantaloupe#bc in my mind it's similar to papaya that made me throw up like crazy when i was a kid
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