#cant tell if its austria

[skitskatdacat63]

Why can I only ever feel dread and never excitement, I'm just incapable of being excited until I'm physically doing whatever it is

[danyasblogsblog]

CULTURAL/FOREIGN READER COD MEN

warnings : too cute

- cod guys with a reader from another country!!!!!

- this idea when i thought of it made me screamm i just think its so cute, idk if anyone’s done this before but i just think this idea is so adorable

- includes task force 141 (kyle ‘gaz’ garrick, johnny ‘soap’ mactavish, simon ‘ghost’ riley, john price), könig and keegan p. russ

gaz would ALWAYS be asking about your culture. the way your eyes light up telling him a fun fact about the history means everything to him. listening to your voice squeal and go high pitched when he mentions something you told him from another conversation you guys had makes him kick his feet and giggle. ‘oh my god, you remembered!!’ as if he could ever forget 😭😭ily gaz u little cutie pie

soap would be all about the food. asking you to make the recipes your grandma made you when you were a kid? check. begging you to cook him food from your childhood when he gets home from deployment? check. trying to learn how to make your cultural food so he can surprise you on your birthday with it? check. making a mess while trying to do that? check. you cant even be mad though. what a cutie

price would be researching about your culture so he could impress you/your family abroad. he would learn common phrases in your language, would learn about the traditions and the history of your country, etc. if he’s ever confused about something, he’ll ask you about it and listen to you talk about it for hours, a bit like how gaz would. he would also love to impress you with his knowledge.

ghost would be a lot like soap and gaz i think. he would always be asking about the history of how certain foods came to be, the enemies and allies of your country, how it was like growing up, etc just to hear you talk. he is definitely the listener in your guys’ relationship, contrasting to you, the yapper. he could basically hear you talk his ear off and he wouldnt care. would always be eternally grateful when you make him your nice, hot cultural food when he gets home from deployment.

könig would definitely want to visit your country. i lowk headcanon him as being a massive traveller. being from austria, he also understands feeling like an outsider in a new country, so if you ever wanna talk about the differences between your homeland and the country you live in now, he’d listen. i feel like you guys would have a date where he cooks you austrian food and you cook him your cultural food. omg thats so cute i should write something about that

keegan would absolutely encourage you to embrace your culture. i feel like when its your countries’ independence day, he’d go around telling the ghosts, ‘you know, it’s (countries names’) independence day’. would definitely, after a long day, appreciate your cultural cooking. i can imagine during your guys’ long term relationship, him asking ‘what about marriage in (countries’ name)’

[joenotexotic99]

Idk if you're still making this, but I want to let you know that we're waiting for BoB Lovetropes p2. My suggestions: Toye, Eugene, Malarkey, Guarnere, Luz, Sobel. Hope you're doing okay <3

A/n: I've been dealing with some stuff lately and now finally have a little time to catch up on old stuff. I also want to apologize anon I couldn't bring myself to soble. Sorry couldn't do it.

-Warnings: fluff, tiny bit of language, got wayyy to carried away with malarkey’s, oops. Might have to turn that into its own thing, if it's not already. Luz is slightly spicy, nothing crazy but you cant miss it.-

Masterlist

Joe Toye

-grumpy vs sunshine trope. Omggggg, the idea of this has me kicking my feet and giggling. Joe Toye is rough around the edges, tough skin. You on the other hand have always been the positive one, keeping the people around you spirits high. Being an optimist of sorts. Maybe not cheerful but you could definitely make someone's day. Yet behind his grumpy facade, he can't help but notice your unwavering optimism. He wasn't opposed to love; he just never expected to be swept off his feet so quickly by one person. Your personality was anything but the same. Never in a million years did he think he was going to fall in love with a bright and shiny person, which was the exact reason why he loved you so much. You two were like night and day. You were the beacon of light in all the darkness. I feel like Toye would also be super protective over you. Kinda the same vibe as liebgott. But that's for another time. 

“Is that a smile I see on your face toye?” “I'm one lucky bastard you realize that?”

Eugene roe

-office romance/forced proximity. I didn't exactly know what to call this one. Both you and roe are easy company medics. Gene from the start, harbord a crush on you. And mean big time crush. Thinking about you he got butterflies in his stomach. You both spent significant time together. Typically the only times you were separated is when you were attending to fellow paratroopers. Bastogne was a turning point. You were in a jeep headed to the church, your hand and a cloth being the soul thing keeping a man alive. You almost made it before the church burst into flames. When Gene heard what happened he got the first ride possible to bastogne. When he saw you, hand now on a clearly dead man, he took you into his arms. He brought you back to the Adrennes forest. As usual you spent the night in genes fox hole the only difference was you both saw what was right in front of you for the first time and kissed. It wasn't until Austria where he gave you a promise ring where he promised to spend and devote the rest of his life with you.

“you make me the happiest man you know that y/n?”

“Tell me that again at our wedding”

Donald Malarkey 

-friends to lovers? Maybe a sprinkle of enemies to lovers?? I don't know but here me out. So you join the paratroopers as a female, the reason you got in was from connections in the army. Seeing how even if you are the most talented female there is, it's still the 40s here. I wouldn't think that the Toccoa men would flat out bully you, but would more just not believe in you. Probably leave you out of a lot of things. Kind of just pretend you weren't there. But not malarkey. He saw something in you that the rest didn't. Honestly he was shocked to see how they treated you. You were the best paratrooper there was in this company. You stood your ground. You met and exceeded in all categories. Passed each test with flying colors. You also were able to do it with the most incredible smile. As much as you disliked it, he stood up for you. Complimented and congratulated you when you did well. You really liked him. He was cute, kind, and not a douche wad. But sadly, most guys here if they weren't mean, they were trying to get Into your pants. As much as you wouldn't mind that with malarkey, you weren't here for that. One day in Aldbourne England you had enough. You weren't going to get swooned into bed and he had to know it. When you had a spare moment you grabbed him and pulled him aside and told him to stop. He was bewildered that this is how you perceived him. He explained to you that was not his intention. You could hear the sincerity of his voice. He meant it. This was the start of your friendship. You both were like a thing but not? Kinda a situationship. But it wasn't official until Haguenau. The effects of war painted across your faces. In one of the houses you laid in one of the beds, trying for the hundredth time to get some rest to no avail. He came and found you. There was little and a lot to say. Instead he kissed you. The past two years of friendship melted instantly into a lifetime of love. 

“god i've wanted you to do that for a long time”

“What happened to ‘I'm not here for a relationship’?”

“shut the fuck up and kiss me again would ya”

William Guarnere

-Enemies to lovers. Come on, this is so perfect. Guarnere is a natural bully. He bullies everybody all the time, but you? He loves bullying you. He always has an insult special for you up his sleeve. However, that's a lie. He hates it to his core. You are the sweetest person ever. All he wants to do is not bully you. He's somewhere in the middle of liebgott and Speers. He doesn't want to be seen as weak. He has this demnor he feels the need to uphold and that everybody around him expects. Not some ooey gooey man. Even though if he could he'd probably worship you. You were perfect in his eyes. He hates himself more and more but the more he digs himself into this hole the harder it is for him to get out. He finally cracks when someone else makes a particular mean stab at you one day at a bar in holland. He can hate himself all he fucking wants for bullying you. But somebody else is doing it? Hurting you? Not going to happen. He breaks his nose, jaw, maybe a rib or two, black eye and busted lip, all before he could get ripped off this guy. You get wind of this later. Within minutes you're confronting him. Before he shuts you up with a kiss.

“I thought you hated me”

“Hate you? No, For fuckes sake sweetheart, I'm in love with you”

George Luz

-meet cute. You originally met just before you signed up to be paratroopers. And I mean just before. You were getting blood work done to test how fit you were to fight.  As you waited in the lobby to fill out paperwork, you went to reach for your pen. That's when you realized it wasn't there. It just so happens that a very cute guy next to you had an extra with him. You quickly filled the paper and exchanged names and conversations. On the way home you couldn't get him out of your head. So couldn't he. Later when you were assigned to easy company you found the one and only George luz. The same extremely handsome guy at the clinic. He immediately recognized you. How could he not? Your face and laugh had been at the front of his thoughts a lot lately. You tried to keep both of your composure during Toccoa seeing how you didn't want to get into any trouble. But that all fell apart after one weekend with a pass and some alcohol. Kisses were shared, clothes were shed and hands roamed. After that night you made it official. Luz also started writing his vows.

“you know I've never felt this way before”

“What the sex or me? Because If it wasn't the sex let me know so we can go again”

“both luz, but I can't turn that offer down now can I”

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

Theres this post i saw a few days ago that was like "i think its very telling that Rhysand talks about illyria and the night court as though theyre seperate" and Ive been thinking about it a lot. At first I was just gonna say that that doesnt seem weird to me at all because ive been watching a lot of media that takes place in austria-hungary lately, and my understanding is basically that colloquially people would usually refer to austria and hungary as seperate entitites regardless of what was going on with the state borders or government or whatever

So I was just gonna say "the night court is like the austria empire so thats. fine" and leave it that. I mean, thats pretty bad but thats just how it is in canon. But then I thought a bit more about the austrian empire and made more comparisons, I dont really feel like explaining it further than that, and I was like "yknow, illyria is referred to as 'a country within the night court' but I dont think theres any kind of border seperating it from the rest of the night court" so I looked it up and yeah

So theres no hard border like the ones that seperate the courts and theres not even really a 'natural border' in the form of a long river or maybe a mountain range. And yet, we never really see any non-batboy illyrians outside of illyria other than Emerie whos still Nesta's friend and thus atleast somewhat adjacent to the ic. So I was like "hey. are you not allowed to leave illyria? like, if you were born there i mean" and then I thought, yeah no, because all the males have to go to war camp when theyre 9 and then join the army if they dont die or become disabled, so they presumably cant just leave, and they never say anything about helping all the females in abusive situations leave their homes much less their country, so Im guessing they cant leave either

And I mean, that tracks like thats not a surprise to me at all, but its still pretty fucked up. The Batboys said "ladiessssss, we know youre being abused by the men in your life and youre living in a place that 100% enables and amplifies that abuse, but dont try to leave!! just learn how to fight them!!"

[lsttpn]

ok

so

lestappen rbr teammates but everyone thought that charles wouldnt fit in at redbull and he proved them wrong by bonding with max verstappen so hard that they become unbeatable in grill the grid

so bare with me and get this

charles announces his departure from ferrari and everyone is shocked because this guys breaths and lives and loves and adores ferrari even in the worst moments so they are like wtf is happening

when he announces that his move would lead him to rbr, they are like wtf are you doing you will not survive verstappen you will be out of place you wont get on with the guy at all

he was out of place because he still felt like an intruder but he quickly got over it because simply max

so, he liked max, that was obvious. like he would not deny in that. charles knows that he liked max since he was a kid but he coped with it when the inchident happened, he coped when max entered f1 three years befor him, he coped when austria 2019 happened, he coped when 2022 happened.

so he couldnt do much about it because it was. a crush. yeah

he thought hey since we are teammates i can get over it and just bond with him like a normal person and just get him as a friend off track and a rival on track

simple

but jesus christ max is so nice that its painful

its terrible. max is nice and thoughtful and a cool guy and pretty and hot and ugh charles almost regrets not resisting another win of barely points so that the merc seat would open. almost

almost because he and max just work so well. off track, on track, everyday every time they meet they just.. click

and its funny too because he knew even before he came to rbr that they click, he knew since he was little and he let other people be convinced that they will not work because they have no business in thier relationship and stuff but being so close to max made him aware of this constantly

and its enjoyable being in eachothers company and they are so relaxed with one another that they start a genuine strong friendship which led them to random talks at 3 am on random days of the week at eachother houses

this is where its starts

they are expected to film a video for the first grill the grid of the season at the next gp

while they cant know what they will be made to do, max knows a couple of people from f1/fia pr and he could easily get the info on what they are suppose to do

he tells so to charles one night while they were hanging out in monaco, maxs flat, just eating takeout and playing fifa

now charles is a competitive person and he hate losing at those videos and is absolutely fed up with being called a babygirl himbo so he tells max to hit those pr people up and beg them for the prompts so he can study them and win

max, another competitive person, absolutely agrees with charles and they shake hands: dammed be the actual champion, that they sure will win but the grill the grid champions is more important at 1 am on a wednesday

so they start to prepare themselves by studying for the video and they are doing study dates between interviews and team debriefs

and they absolutely smash the competition

they both come first, tying ofc and they are absolutely ecstatic

so they do that again and again

some of those challenges are made to be for both teammates so they work even better when they are together, placing first by a margin not only in the championship

and its so fun, the study dates and the absolute nerding they both do and it makes them even closer

at one point,on a study date they have their fluffy oh moment and they just.. get it now that the feelingtm are revealed

and they are fluffy and in love and they do their little cheater stuff and at the end of the season, when they are drunk because they won the constructor championship and charles won the drivers one, one of them slips up that they cheated the whole grill the grid season and every other driver is enraged (mainly geroge and lando tbh thats how i see it)

and they are like tf why did you tell charles you have contact with the pr people?? to max and he says something like i wanted him to win no matter what. in a casual tone

and charles is literally so drunk on love at the moment and says someting cheesy like yeah even if you cheated you still won my heart and its cute and nice and fluffy and tooth rotting sweet and just

lestappen bonding as teammates

and so sweet

ugh its 3 am im done i love this concept i changed it 2 times tho

anyway if you read this ty!, it was a lil thing i had in mind and i couldnt resist not to write it

and ik quality is probably bad, its because this is the first time im writing someting like this but i could not care less ( lie i really hope its at least readable as in i hope there is coherence)

[maxemilianver]

Honestly as a Max fan, there is nothing to talk about. He is insane. Pitting at the last laps to get fastest lap for the vibes is just way to mean to others. The way he pits because hw wanted to, he comes out, charles is literally behind him, he waves the car to get heat on them in front of him, slows down at the line like its a damn quali, starts his lap, takes the fastest lap and makes a 5 sec gap, wins, leaves. Zero mistake, he is just driving on pure vibes. Cant wait to see him race when he leaves f1 and actually go to do wec because 71 laps is just NOTHING to him.

Sainz was absolute monster destroying Charles for the whole weekend. But at the end Ferrari made the right choice to not swap drivers because Carlos got a penalty, actually very smart of ferrari. Good job.

No words for Perez once again. How can you be so ass. Truly a car merchant, at least use it well. Everytime he drives I keep thinking that Max would win from his position. Battling with Sainz was embarrassing. He kept giving him the DRS and couldn't make the move. The fuck? Commentators couldn't have enough of making fun of him and tbh deserved. Max needs to teach him how it works because I'm sure everyone was...I wonder if his engineer told him, because when pundits asked Christian about it he converted the talk to praise Max instead. LOL. He needs to go, wasting that seat.

I dont know what Lewis fans expected from this weekend. The fact that Austria was never his good track, did he even have a win here before? Anyways, his radio was funny. Toto had to do him that dirty and I enjoyed that. His fans need to see who is the real enemy here. Wake up call you guys!

Lando was pure vibes as well, good job to him. I wish Perass got a pen so he would get a podium somehow. He really is good around this track and cant tell if their upgrades are working because of to that.

I won't even talk about other midfield and backmarkers. Devries has to go. Ocon is onto some weird shit with track limits. Aston Martin bottled their pit strategy but won due to track limits, they are serious at least.

[toerrishumansodontbeone]

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Everywhere else seems too shameful to share(though I did anyway) & elaborate on, because those places are full of legitimate knowledgeable pros/artists, but uhhhh,

so I think I want to become a tattoo artist?

But seeing as I am the person that I am, living in the place that I am, knowing the language as badly as I do and having the anxiety that I do that makes it appear even more basic, I don't think I really can go the traditional route of studio apprenticeships.

And the loud majority of studio tattooers will of course tell you to never ever how even dare you try to do ANY tattooing on your own!!!! To the point of actively discouraging even buying a machine at all, even just for practice skins. Just draw a lot and go spend 1-3 years in an unpaid grueling apprenticeship where maybe they'll let u do something in a year or so uwu (tho there are also ppl fighting the gatekeeping) ( n some apprentices Ive seen whove started doing serious practice within a few months)

But yea so,,, thats why tbh it feels embarrassing to even mention me wanting to, even though on the other hand thats also.... the way to put any sort of attention on you, to garner interest from prospective mentors and amass future clients....... but also god its nerve wrecking thinking some local pro is looking at my stuff with disdain and mockery.

It just sucks how much language is a barrier for me. I'm not confident enough to just barge in talking in english even if they prob know the language fine enough.

Ontop of that its kinda sad I had all this sustained motivation for several days in a row but then I made the mistake of posting some little designs online. Because I was excited about it I of course expected excitement back. A response! A showering of praise and acceptance!

But the need for social validation is a poisonous pit and it never gives back quite what you give it. I knew it would not give me the validation and would ruin things and make me doubt myself and still I was hopeful and wanted it to be different and maybe a little bit more like the old times,,,

Its so hard to keep up my own confidence, as essential as it is to human psychology. I cant even create those little wins to sustain any real growth in myself. I just keep regressing and becoming worse. Im a hermit but one that doesnt even have any real community to turn to even online..........ughhhhhhh.

This is a very unstructured ramble, but its felt so fruitless having all these thoughts clogging my brain and nobody to talk to about them.

I dont know. Now I suddenly got back into writing and making more significant progress on my story/possibly novella.

and inbetween I thought more and more of how tattoo artist is the antithesis of me. I cannot pull my own clients, I cannot talk to people and make them want to keep coming back for my company, I could not do the receptionist duties for an apprenticeship, I do not even have an appropriate space to tattoo if it ever came to that AND renting even v small offices is stupid expensive at first glance. So I could not start doing that without already having a steady stream of clients.

Tattooing feels like a level of responsibility I could handle, it feels like it would be an interesting new craft to explore, w techniques to master, a different kind of self expression........ but thats all idyllic theory. No career path really fits me and it comes back down again to me being so unable to change my social ineptitude. Its such a waste how I had some modicum of comfort and progress in that sphere my last few years in Latvia,, and it fell apart just because it was so unsustainable financially......... N now that Ive been comfortably settled for a while in austria, just being financially stable and comfortable isnt enough...

Insanely Ive been wondering if the economy has evened out some in LV that I could come back.......but theres no way I would even physically *survive* through some unpaid apprenticeship there.....

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Elisabeth Kaiserin von Österreich (1972) [Elisabeth Empress of Austria]

This was kind of a weird one, but I really liked it!

The thing that was weird was that this felt way more like a documentary than a film, even though Wikipedia specifically lists it as a film on Elisabeth's page and not in the section with the documentaries, which is why it ended up on my list of Sissi-media, but it doesnt really feel enough like a documentary for me to call it that. Like, it has these sections with narration over montages of paintings and historical photographs where its just some guy recounting various battles and political decrees and what people at the time thought of them, but it also has actors playing Elisabeth, Franz Joseph and everyone else whos relevant in scenes that dont really feel like reenactments, its kinda weird, Ive never seen anything like this. The ending credits call it a 'Dokumentarspiel' which means something along the lines of 'dramatized documentary', and I think that's a very fitting term for it.

Because of that, it didnt really have much of a story and I feel like I cant really talk about this film the way I talked about the others. Like, it's basically just sober recountings of major historical events interspersed with somewhat relevant anecdotes from Elisabeth's life and then towards the end we get less of the historical events as she withdrew from politics and public life, and it doesnt really elicit a lot of emotion from me, which is what I prefer. But I mean, I thought it engaging and that it painted a very interesting picture of Elisabeth. And it was nice getting some actual information for once, Ive mentioned before that I really dont know anything about history and Ive been trying to steer clear of treating anything that's portrayed in any of these films as factual because obviously the people making them are going to take creative liberties for the sake of making a cohesive story, but it doesnt seem like that was the case here. It really makes me want to watch more documentaries, I think I might do something something similar to this project in the future, where I look for a bunch of documentaries and watch them in chronological order, that could be interesting. I probably wouldnt write reviews for those though

Anyway, lets talk about the other stuff. The editing was mostly fine, it was just a bit weird during some of the historical events-segments but it wasnt a big deal. The pacing was good too, given that there wasnt much of a story or a throughline (other than Elisabeth as a person i guess) I think it could have become meandering and feel like a bit of a drag, but it didnt. Although to be fair, this film was on the shorter side, its only 80 minutes. The only part that really dragged on was the scene of Elisabeth and Franz Joseph being crowmed king and queen of Hungary, they show the whole slow ceremony and it was very boring.

And if I'm already talking about scenes that kinda bother me, Elisabeth's assassination was very strange. Like, it shows her and Lucheni walking toward each other at the docks in geneva and it keeps cutting back and forth between them as they both walk at a brisk but measured pace, until he suddenly starts running and then he kindof skids to a halt on his knees right in front of her and quickly stabs her before running off. Elisabeth doesnt really react and the woman who's with her is like "oh no, what happened, are you hurt" but she says it in such a mild way, they straightup did not notice that she got stabbed. So yeah, Elisabeth tells her that everything is fine, shes just a bit shocked and she thinks that guy just puched hef, and she just. keeps walking. The woman is like "are you really sure youre not hurt" and she goes "ah, you know, now that you mention it, I guess Im in a little bit of pain" and she starts trailing off and then collapses. So thats it. Im guessing this was based on like, the real life testimony of the woman who was with her and eye witness reports and all that but still, what a series of events huh.

And last but not least, the actors were all okay. I think they couldve all been better but they werent bad or anything. I will say though, something about Marisa Mell as Elisabeth bothered me, I think its the fact that they start this film off with a bunch of paintings and photographs of her and then Marisa Mell just looks nothing like her. Especially when you compare that to how Peter Fröhlich actually does look quite a bit like Franz Joseph does in the paintings, just less prettyboy-ey and also hid eyes arent so blue and scary. And I mean, the actresses they get to play Elisabeth rarely look like her because they usually just cast generally attractive women with brown hair because yknow, she was supposed to be incredibly beautiful but the beauty standards have changed a lot since then and are shifting, but still.

Anyway, that's it. I didnt want to watch any documentaries as part of this little project, I wanted to focus on the media thats purely fictional, for lack of a better term, but this was a very good one and Im glad I ended up seeing it

[batmanshole]

important hans (oc) lore:

hes 31. from austria (i think born in Graz maybe? or Vienna i havent decided.) and he kills people. he loves his mom a lot but doesnt visit her as much as either of them would like.

hes bisexual cisgender he/him (would not label himself as this. his first language isnt english and hes #offline)

he is MESSED UPPPP hes got social anxiety like crazy but not the like uwu soft kind he just stares at people until they leave and cause hes like 6'9 and entirely muscle and fat people just think hes really fucking scary (he is) but he also fumbles social interactions a lot. also he kills people for fun usually tourists. i havent decided where he lives as an adult yet btw.

sometimes when he kills people he will eat them (likes turning annoying tourists into traditional dishes. he thinks its funny. freak.) hes also a leatherworker! cough cough. um. hes usually very violent though so cant do much with... that.

anyways he has a tiny kitten he rescued. idk what im gonna name it yet sorry. but the cat is tiny and he would protect it with his LIFE. also hes like a feminist thanks 2 his mom and older sister. he doesnt talk with his older sister as much because shes very busy (shes a buisnesswoman in nyc) but they respect eachother. (she is 6'5 btw)

the only people outside his family that he tolerates are the old ladies at the farmers market. AND. this one weird girl he has a huge crush on. ill post more about her later but shes like if a weird middle school girl never grew out of that phase but got really pretty. weird girl and her pet freak etc etc. shes very cute but she also thinks murder is funny and while she wouldnt do it herself shes chill with other people who murder. she 100% knows hans kills people btw even before he tells her but shes ok with it and kind of says things that hint at her knowing to freak him out and watch him stumble over his words.

her name is agnessa and she IS the top/dom. btw. ill post more about her later maybe? i promised maxy id draw her soon so. anyways. theyre both freaks but theyre very niceys to eachother .

[zerobaseonefics]

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thank you thank you thank youuuu!!!<33

HAHSGA IM SCARED OF WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME… LIKE I JUST LEARNED THAT SORRY IS DESOLE BUT WITH È OR É I DONT REMEMEBR AND MY ACCENT IS PROBABLY BAD TOO I MEAN ITS NOT THAT BAD BUT ITS BAD AND I CANT MAKE PROPER SENTENCES IN FRENCH SO I WILL HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH MAJORITY OF THE TIME AND IM SO SCARED LIKE WHAT IF THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH???:?&,!,!

i also cant wait!!!!!!!! and thsnk you:> it went great (i think and hope so) because the teacher said i did good with the verbs etc

HABSGSGS BUT I MEAN AT LEAST YOU CAN WATCH THE PERFORMANCES ON YOUTUBE👲 AND I REALLY RECOMMEND YOU LISTENING TO: carpe diem - joker out (slovenia), Future Lover - Brunette (armenia) (honorable mention: cha cha cha - käärijä (finland)) and yes thats it👲 but these are just my favs~~ here are the songs i like: My sisters crown - vesna (czechia)(you probably dont understand the lyrics but its just so omg.. and most people dont like it because of the lyrics) (its mostly men or just people thst dont understand the lyrics) (like i literally have goosebumps listening to the „chorus(?)”), évidemment - la zarra (france, idk why people are shitting on it i like it😭), bridges - alika (estonia), Who the hell is edgar? - teya & salena (austria), portugal, albania, belgium, ukraine were good but i wouldnt put them in my playlist or something, georgia was so good but didnt qualify to the finals and wouldnt put it in my playlist too

#StreamBlankaSolo/j

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i'm glad to hear that it went good!!

IT'S DÉSOLÉ DEAR!! (YOU ADD AN E AT THE END BCZ YOU USE SHE/HER PRONOUMS, SO IT'S DÉSOLÉE)

tbh don't worry too much abt it cuz if you go to Paris, they are pretty much used to tourists and most of them don't speak french 😭 they should all have a decent level in english so they can be able to communicate with tourists. the thing is most french people have a very strong french accent when speaking english. it's not even bcz they can't do it, it's just them trying to assert dominance ig KFKZKSKSKS

im screenshoting this so i can listen to everything later <3 i'll tell you what i think abt each one later 🫶🏼

[gandalf-theslay]

If you haven’t had to come up with intricate stories for yourself while putting yourself into a fictional story in order to feel loved by a family wholly and completely then idk how I’m gonna relate to you

[cowboy-robooty]

omg also reupping dis old ass drawing because me thinks actually italy is 99.999999999% attracted to girls like his kindergarten boyfriend holy rome dies in da war and he goes fuck that gay shit on god and proceeds to become a girl luvr for lyfe. in fact i think before germany he only idenfied himself as bi because he of course always remembers and keeps holy rome in his heart like no man holy rome gave me my f slur pass never forget my roblox boyfriend 🙏🙏 but slso uhmmmmmmmm pussy? hi pussy? Ladies? Ladies? Ladies? Pussy? Girlcock? Pussy? (no boypussy). (basically means for literally 6 fuck ton years or whatever he only loved da ladies and was like uhmmmmm no. to le Boys and started guessing holy rome was the only boy ever for him) but anyways yeas so i think when he starts getting that heart boner for germy he actually cant tell. like he does all the canon hetalia gay shit like sleeping in the same bed named wif him and begging for cheek kisses and being too scared to masturbate at night without germany sitting next to him to protect him from the boogeyman etc etc and genuinely doesnt realize anything until one day hes hanging out wif austria and hungary and theyre chillin maxin relaxin all cool and hungary says something when her malewife is fussing around like “hes so delicate isnt he? *fans him gently*” and austrias like “**ben shapiro voice** i’m not a girl” and then prussia whos been sewed inside the couch (because he thinks hes being sooo sneaky and going to get so much dirt om them but literally everyone can see theres a fucking human shaped lump in the damn couch but also nobody has said anything bevause they refuse to acknowledge prussia. fuck that bitch let him roast like a pig in there. they’re turning the heater on even tho its 70 degrees outside) can’t resist saying “you sure sounded like one last night” and from there the regular austria hungary prussia bullshit breaks loose but italys like LAWL and then thinks haha!! heh.. imagine if germany was a girl…………….

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wait. O_O

and thats how italy realizes that hes got a heart bonar for germy kun now he just has to find out if he has a physical one too!!!!!!11!11!11!

[fireandspiceland]

The polyship anon has taken residency in your walls now and she is back to being a wall creeper.

Here is a literal polycule, Norway x England Romania x Japan x Belarus.

This has a lot of nsfw potential as well as a lot of emotional angst, because we have two tsunderes, a possible yandere, whatever japan is, and the ball of chaos that is Romania

Also they all get topped by belarus, I do not make the rules here, this ship exudes bottom energy with the most topping top imaginable.

Also Nyo Austria x Hungary x Nyo prussia, frying pangle but they're all girls, and now though Prussia looks like a top, she gets railed by Austria and Hungary.

They do so much kinky stuff that its unbelievable and Hungary usually conceives it.

Bonus if Japan is either in the polyship or is their mutual homie who set them up in the first place.

*sprinkles walls with holy water *

anyways! Do you have a magic wheel or do you draw papers from a hat because some of these ships seem SO RANDOM I don't know how you come up with them but YOUR MIND

magic trio polycule itself is already good and then throw in one of the most beautilful girl either of them has ever seen.. and I dont know how you thought of japan but it works??

Bela is definitely topping the boys but also they would adore her either way so she doesnt have to do much to get them where she wants them. except later into the relationship they test the limits (looking at all of them here) by being brats. and occassionally she deserves a break and let the guys take care of her 💕

Japan always seems so prude, but I think he would be the one to suggest some v kinky stuff for them to try out. He and Romania seem like the type of person to watch porn and actively search for new positions, toys, kinks,.. 👀 England is probably the one who thinks hes prepared for anything but his partners always succeed in surprising him with new ways to pleasure him and themselves.

Also just style and look wise they would be one of the sexiest ships I think. Norway and Belarus have great taste and would make their polycule look like models who walked right off the runway! and they also pick out cute underwear for everyone

Lesbian frying pangle? Another great thought. I think nyo Prussia would be more confident and relaxed about sex than her male counterpart so she tells her girlfriends exactly what she likes and how could they not have a great time like this? They dont have many different toys, but the ones they have are being used frequently.

I have an unfinished frying pangle fic where hungary sits on prussias face and a little later austria joins them and sucks prussia off and actually this position would work for lesbian frying pangle too, tho a little different.. I was thinking nyo austria sitting on nyo prussias face while hungary rails her with a strap on? Idk just a thought ^^

adding japan to this ship is interesting.. he would be so done with all these girls flirting with him (because I cant see them being very discreet about their intents too. maybe nyo austria, but shes overshadowed by her girlfriends in this regard) but they would treat him really good. taking turns riding him and when he cums they get it on with each other during his refractory period before continuing with a second round.

[bitchapalooza]

germany or austria

Austria!

First impression

Strict. Prissy. Very mean. Orderly. Level headed. Pretty much a well put together individual.

Impression now

Somewhat still the same. Prissy of course. Strict but actually leniant with certain things— "certain things" are usually Hungary and, mostly in an exhausted manner, North Italy, Germany only when he was a child, now it's terrifying to think of this large man with the puppy eyes and pout. We all know he has an organized mindset and prides himself on it too but execution? Messy messy messy! He strikes me as the kind of person to push his dirtly laundry under his bed and wait until it actually starts to stink to wash it. Which is unfortunate when he also strickes me as the kind to like really nice matching bed spreads so now those are kinda stinky too. I actually find it very neat of him to wear glasses for the aesthetic rather than necessity! Really gives us depth into the inner workings of his mind; one of the first things a new person will notice might very likely be the face so Austria choosing glasses rather than, say a brooch or pocket watch, is very telling in what he values more. Its his looks and most importantly first impressions! A person is more likely to greet another by eye contact so what better way than to catch their eye in a good way than to wear sophisticated looking glasses? I also like that fact he wears a corset under his clothes! Its stated he's out of shape so thats why he wears a corset. Corset and glasses context really tells the audience he has body issues that hes self concious of.

Favorite moment

DONT BONK ME WITH THE HORNIE STICK YET

Okay I like this because man's got his priorites straight and I feel like it confirms my above statement "probably pushes his dirty laundry under his bed for later". HE RAN TO PRUSSIA'S LIKE THIS TO GET HIS UNDERWEAR BACK. He. He could have stayed home. Done the laundry so he WOULD have some drawers to put on. But no. This fucking loser ran all the way to Prussia's for his fucking underwear. Austria. My god. You could have been arrested for public nudity, man—

Idea for a story

While back, I wanted to explore Austria's dynamic with Kugelmugel— but in a human au context. Canon wise, I always see Austria taking Kugel in as his son rather than brother or something; its more of Kugel's choice than Austria's really. But with the story, he would be Austria's adopted son. He adopted him because he was lonely and he had previously pushed his family, friends, and even his (ex)fiance out of his life all because he wanted to perfect the violin just to get into this orchastra he idolized since childhood. He's already been recognized for his piano, now it was time for the violin to shine. But it didnt. Because he was lonely. And no one he reached out to wanted to hear a word of it. After some time, he decided to just. Adopt. Well, foster then adopt technically. But anyway, the story was supposed to be at least two chapters long. There really was no end goal though so I scrapped it. Plot seemed way too weak for my liking.

Unpopular opinion

Uuuuuuuuuuuh yeah no I'm starting not like his ignorance xjdbdj there is NO WAY he couldn't have known Vene was a boy. Like, talking canon here. No Austria knew. I will not draw or write Vene in a dress anymore unless its like him wanting to be cute by choice yknow? Like maybe he thought at first but seeing as Vene was a child, a small one at that, he probably needed supervision while bathing so as to not drown; like yeah he could swim, or if he did drown he'd wake back up in the end, but proper guardianship tells me its more appropriate for someone to supervise Vene for his safety and well being. So anyway, that task was changed between Hungary and Austria every few weeks. So yeah Austria had to know. He also probably needed assistance dressing for a while, mainly with buttons I assume but probably also got clothes backwards like any little kid would and would seek out help, which would give Austria a closer than normal look at Veneziano, how his face and jaw, altho are pretty androgynous mostly given his age, has that of a sterotypical boy's of his age groul. Point is, there was no way he had so little involvement in Vene's life while he lived with Austria. There's just no way. Austria knew. He's not THAT dumb!

Favorite relationship

Spaus hands down. Most likely because I can see it as like a one sided Statler and Waldorf act? But it changes frequently. One point, Austria could be the one sided act, but more commonly its Spain! They are an old married couple that just sorta bicker but its about the smallest of shit because THEY ARE that kinda couple that like the bickering more because like,,, they cant do it so often anymore or something? I don't know, they have old couple vibes. Austria is pretty possessive and gets jealous easily. Which doesn't pair well with how Spain kinda accidentally flirts? So he's most likely in for a scolding if Austria can't really tell if it was real or not.

Favorite headcanon

He's hopeless at being romantic. Either its too sappy or too much. He can't pull it off. By the off chance he wants to be, however, he probably begrudgingly reaches out to France, which 60% of the time is actually acceptable advice.

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

i actually always have weird dreams about whatever media im stupidly obsessed with and that acosf dream reminded of this one that i had that was actually so weird that it momentarily snapped me out of my obsession

so im a big fan of elisabth: das musical which is a musical about empress elisabeth of austria, idk how familiar your average presumably american tumblrperson is with her but shes a big cultural icon in germany and austria so obviously they made a musical about her. but whatever, all you really need to know for the sake of this post is that elisabeth has a son called rudolf and theres a gnc af personification of death/everyones suicidal thoughts kickin around. Death is my favorite character bc if im weirdly obsessed with him and him only thats technically not rpf, and then rudolf is my favorite non-death character even though he only gets 3 songs and a dance number during which he kills himself. and basically the main reason for that is that hes got a lot of homoerotic tension w/ death because death is a romqntic character and he has suicidal thoughts so obviously theres a spark there. Thats not actually relevant to my dream i just needed to tell you bc anytime someone talks about this musical i feel like theyre like "oh its about this woman having a romance with the hot and sexy grim reaper" "oh the emperor of austria gets cucked by a guy who looks like THIS" and thats all true but also, idk man go on youtube and type in mayerling walzer and watch some of the videos and tell me what you think, content warning for suicide, guns and gay shit

anyway, so the dream that I had was a tv show, i wasnt like watching it, i did bot exist in that dream my mind was basically a streaming service. Its a full episode of a cw/abc family type show, for some reason i get once upon a time vibes from it even though ive never watched that show, but i only remember the very end, all I remember about the rest of the episode was that it was rudolf (whos the pov character btw i havent mentioned that yet) going around a bunch of places trying to solve some kind of mystery. And the very last place he ended up at the end of the episode was in front of my catholic elementary school, catholic in the sense that it was right next to a catholic church and was named after that church i dont think we learned much more about religion than your average "secular" elementary school. Now, the school was a little bit behind the church and between the two buildings theres this gap where the ground is all cobblestone and theres a fountain that doesnt work and some bushes and benches and irl theres a busstop there with one of those electrical signs, but since this dream took place in the 1880s there wasnt a busstop yet. so rudolf comes to this kind of inbetween space and goes up to this big person-sized copper jesus statue (which is accurate to real life btw) and Im sure this is meant to be some heavy-handed symbolism or visual metaphor or something but unfortunately i dont have the context of this tv show that my brain made up so i cant be sure. he stands there for a while, not really doing anything until an older woman suddenly approaches him. And that woman? queen victoria. yknow, like victorian england. whatever, shes like the catty woman antagonist of this show and she and rudolf have this really vague and passive agressive confrontation, i dont remember anything they said, just that it was passive aggressive bc thats how royals b like i guess. But somehow through the vague bullshit theyre saying the audience finds out aboutvthe big shocking end-of-episode twist: rudolf is not elisabeths child, hes actually victorias child. They did a baby switcheroo. for some reason. and then it CUTS TO BLACK

And I wake up and im like "huh. maybe i should stop thinking about that musical so much"

[diavolosthots]

Oh how about the brothers and maybe the undatables reaction to visiting mc's home country. My Asian ass is ready to feed beel all our local food and desserts. We don't greet people thru saying hello, we greet them asking whether or not they've eaten or asking them to join us eating

Sidhsjiwiajas I want to show Lucifer and Diavolo around my hometown in Germany and give them the best cake they've ever eaten 😩😩😩

BROTHERS + UNDATEABLES reaction to visiting MCs home country

Lucifer:

Oh this will be a nice vacation for both you and him, even if it's just for a day. You get to visit your town, maybe even family, and he gets to tag along and learn about humanity. What a trade off. Also you have to tell him about the darker parts of your towns history, if you know it. He loves him some gore. Points if its Germany or Hungary.

Mammon:

Depending on what country youre from, he'd really enjoy it. If it's Spain, or maybe even U.S.A. I can totally see him having a blast. Bonus points if you have cool attractions nearby like an amusement park or a racetrack.

Leviathan:

Unless it's Japan hes gonna pass lol he would actually quite enjoy it, but his anxiety would be through the roof. So many people he doesnt know, so many things he hasnt seen before. Hes not quite sure if his social anxiety is overthrown by his need to explore.

Satan:

Ugh hes waited his whole life for an opportunity like this. Explore the world. See what they talk about in these books and poems about green hills and treasures long forgotten. Bonus points if it refers back to anything classic literature. So Italy and Greece get bonus points.

Asmodeus:

Oh the fashion! He needs to know all about it so please take him shopping with you! If there's any cute spots to take pictures also please tell him because his Devilgram will be full of pictures with you and him. Bonus points if its in France.

Beelzebub:

Okay yeah that building is nice but can we go get food now? He wants, nay, needs to have some of your home country's traditional foods. Afterwards? Show him around a bit while he munches on it. Bonus Points if its Vietnam or China, but really hes not that picky.

Belphegor:

Just dont take him to a furniture store lol. All jokes aside, hes actually quite intrigued to go to your home country and learn a little bit about you. He cant promise he'll remember it, but he'll try. I can see him preferring the cold so Denmark or Sweden would be the greatest destination.

Diavolo:

Oh yes lets go! He cant decide if he likes the food, the history, or the people more! Humans are so weirdly interesting to him and he definitely wants to do and learn it all..very diverse. He wants to know about castles and people long gone, so Austria would be nice, but he also wants to dig deeper into curses and myths, so Egypt is a nice destination too. Bonus points for those two countries.

Barbatos:

He doesnt quite care where you live at, but bonus points if it's anywhere near the Mediterranean sea; they have an excellent cuisine. He just appreciates the day off and the fact he can stroll around a bit.

Simeon:

Ah you know its so much different when you're actually on earth and not just looking down from heaven! He just wants to do all the things YOU want to do, but keep him busy? Bonus points if it's a little tropic like Ecuador.

Luke:

Ohhhhhh all the pastries he could get! Maybe they'll even give him the recipe??? That would be heaven on earth!! Please take him to a bakery or the sorts. Bonus points if it's any country that has very prominent and well known pastries.

Solomon:

He's been around quite a few countries but yours is all the more special, of course. He likes the ones with a lot of history and scenery so bonus points for Romania or Russia. But really, hes just excited to share this experience with you.