#cant get over the fact that i finished it with three hours to go

[celestialprincesse]

hi!

could you write a soft (with a hint of spice) story about Simon or Konig where reader is in dire need of getting affection, but doesn’t want to bother them by asking?

please and thank you!! 🫶🫶

Of course I can!! Sorry for letting this gather dust in my ask box!! I keep meaning to go through my asks but I end up getting distracted and yapping!

mdni 🎀 mild nsfw

König doesn't pay you much attention as you sit curled on the worn couch in his office, trying to avoid the springs that dig through the old leather of the cushions, whilst simultaneously trying to get comfortable. At the beginning, the incessant snatching of his rudimentary biro on the obnoxious stack of forms occupying his desk had been soothing. You'd even managed to drift of for a snooze at one point, before being woken up by some sergeant barging into his office. Your positive mood has long since faded. You're hungry, having held out for the promise that he'd take you to your favourite restaurant as soon as he finished filling out his mission reports, said promise having been nearly three hours ago - and the stupid lights of his dingy office have you convinced that you've got a migraine coming on. "Shouldn't a colonel's office be a little nicer than this?" You hum, attempting to catch your boyfriend's attention, an attempt which is promptly thrown back out you when he gives a noncommittal grunt.

You manage to keep occupied with your own thoughts for another ten minutes before you're up on your feet, poring over the books on his shelf in an attempt to find something at least remotely engaging. Unfortunately, your boyfriend's literature is limited to weaponry and maps, neither of which you find particularly intriguing. Eventually you manage to find some dusty biography of some commander with a name you can't even pronounce, settling back on the couch to skim the pages for anything that may be of any possible interest. Unsurprisingly, it comes up naught. For a while, you try to settle with just resting, listening to the rhythmic sound of putting one to paper - a while being five minutes, and then you're at your wits end. König lets out a confused, slightly disgruntled huff as you plop yourself down on his lap, stuffing your face into the crook of his neck with a deep sigh. "Leibe-" He grunts, his pen dropping to the desk as he uses a hand to rub up and down your spine, suddenly sensing your frustration now that he's been ripped from the hyper-focussed state he'd been in. "Been ignoring me all day." You whine, aiming for him to take some pity on you. "You know I didn't mean to, my love." A massive hand stroking through your hair has you practically melting into him as he absently massages the nape of your neck with his strong fingers.

Apparently, having his attention isn't enough, because despite the hand alternating between brushing through your hair and soothing the muscles in his shoulders, you still find yourself grinding down on the sinewy muscle of his denim-clad thigh. "Needy thing." He coos as you rock your cunt back and forth over his tree trunk of a leg, blushing face hidden against his collar. He doesn't mind, of course, not at all. In fact, he gives a helping hand, gently bouncing his leg up and down as your hips cant needily against him, your panties slick soaked and see through as you get yourself off on his leg.

The minute you've finished, he's pressing affectionate, loving kisses to your head and rubbing the taut muscles of your back. "Next time you're bored, schatz, just tell me, hm?"

[seuonji]

hi!!! im absolutely in LOVE w ur svt x idol series!!! i was wondering what do you think it’s be like if svt and reader were openly dating but were doing a live stream together or were on knowing bros together?

i was watching knowing brothers for minghao recently and i i cant w svt on it theyre so mf hilarious 😭

from aya: OMG THANKS!! i’m so happy people are liking the series and adding on their ideas to it<33 this request is so lovely!! i had this in mind cause i could def go on for hours about how a livestream/variety show between yn and a svt boy would go— so thank you so much for sending it! i hope you enjoy this.

ALSO YES MINGHAO. he is so underrated when it comes to variety shows cause he adds so much to them!! like he’s so sweet yk but also he tends to be so feisty and his comebacks—

(also sorry this took awhile i wasn’t too familiar w how knowing bros usually goes (i only watched svt—) so i had to watch a few before writing this!!)

one ๑ two ๑ three ๑ four ๑ five ๑ six ๑ seven #mlist

svt-yn currently streaming…

ong imagine how much you guys had to negotiate with your company to do a stream together. like mingyu/seungkwan fighting for their lives trying to get it to work out.

then there’s jeonghan/soonyoung/minghao who would just start a live without permission.

general idea of what a livestream would go with them;

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๑ a sweet live where you both just talk and interact with your fans and answer some questions—seungcheol/jun/jihoon/seokmin/mingyu

throughout the live he listens to you with so much intent.

while you’re reading comments seungcheol/jun/mingyu rests his chin on your shoulder. “ah your fans are complaining, you aren’t paying attention to them!” you read from the comments and pushed his face off you to which he laughed. when he did pay attention to comments he only answered the ones which were related to you, “‘you guys are do cute’ thank you!”

jihoon/seokmin is so eager to just talk about you. they spill so many embarrassing moments + photos of you as you do the same to them.

seungcheol/seokmin holds your thigh or hand throughout the live. + playing with the ends of your clothes.

imagine seungcheol/mingyu pulling your chair with his leg so you’re closer to him.

there’s no denying he’s in love when he can barely take his eyes off you. he loves that he can do lives with you cause he’s doing the things he loves most: entertaining and being with you! also he just likes the fact that he can show you off.

—

๑ you two ordered food—jeonghan/joshua/soonyoung/wonwoo/vernon/chan

your fans fawn over the way they he takes care of you.

jeonghan/joshua/wonwoo/vernon brushes your hair back so it doesn’t touch the food you’re eating.

joshua/soonyoung/chan feeds you so you can try his meal.

you joked about the time jeonghan ate his pimple patch, “you’re so brave for doing another eating live after your previous incident.” “i’ll put a whole pack of it in your food,” he retorted.

soonyoung keeps on making you do ‘horanghae’ with him— it’s awkward when the room is dead silent tho and he just keeps going on. “sorry guys, embarrassment fears him,” you bowed your head.

fans can see how comfortable he is. he acts exactly how he would with svt when he’s with you. there’s a touch of calmness on him, fans suspect it’s your influence that keeps him grounded yet still himself.

—

๑ a live filled with banter from start to finish— jeonghan/minghao/seungkwan

jeonghan/seungkwan literally opened the live with, “i’m with yn from *groupname* so i’m sorry if this is a boring live.”

minghao out here attacking you, your fans, his fans, everyone— he read a comment, “‘i got both your albums and both the pc was of you and yn’” he laughed. “woah that’s so lucky, congrats!” you clapped. he read another comment, “‘i’m so jealous, i got neither’ just print it, it’s manufactured the same way,” he looked at the camera with a serious gaze.

jokes aside, he really enjoyed doing a live with you. fans can see a sort of softness in him when he’s with you. even if his face is relaxed he’s still smiling.

svt-yn currently on knowing bros…

considering how much seventeen have been on that show, they’d take it super lightly + they’d be the one to introduce you.

imagine their introductions…

“i brought someone today!” he announces as he walks in with you.— seungcheol/joshua/seokmin/mingyu

“someone that followed me here i think,” he gave a side eye to you.— minghao/seungkwan/chan

“this is my first time meeting them actually.”— jeonghan/jun/soonyoung/wonwoo/jihoon/vernon

the hosts are super intrigued with your relationship and instantly start asking questions.

—

“who fell first?” (super debatable)

“me?” he answered. “i liked you in 20XX,” you revealed. “eh- you fell first then.” — joshua/jun/soonyoung/seokmin/vernon

“not me.” (it was him who fell first)— jeonghan/minghao/mingyu

“probably me,” he said unsure but he’s saying it with the intention that he’s just loved you for so long it had to be him. (truth)— seungcheol/wonwoo

“them,” he said confidently (he was right)— jihoon/chan

“yn.” (he was wrong.)— seungkwan

—

when asked how you two got together,

seungcheol/joshua would explain it in full detail and he got the hosts giggling and shit with his story.

jeonghan kept on lying about your story— “they kept staring at me i felt like i had to give them a chance,” he looked at the hosts then you. you pushed him to the side and told the actual story.

funny to think about clueless jihoon/wonwoo/vernon. “to be honest, i don’t know.”

jun would be super extra while explaining your story. he gives actions and everything. he acts like he had to climb mountains to be with you but in reality he asked you out while you were walking in the hybe hallways. it was too simple which is why he exaggerates now.

—

during the games session,

๑ playing the game where you have to guess the song.

when a seventeen song played

—you named it faster than him. you danced the choreo and jeonghan/minghao was left in his seat holding a smile back.

—you and joshua/soonyoung answered it together, he took your hand and ran to the center to dance the choreo.

—seungcheol/jihoon didn’t get it- “this is your own song!” you shouted. “i’m sorry?”

when your song played

—seungcheol on his knees begging for forgiveness when he didn’t get it.

—soonyoung/seokmin/seungkwan gets it faster than you and dances the choreo without you.

๑ playing general games— miscellaneous

whenever you get something wrong minghao playfully scolds you but when he gets it wrong it’s suddenly okay to make mistakes- “you won’t grow if you don’t make mistakes.”

high-fives that turn into holding hands with joshua/wonwoo/vernon.

all i can think of is…chest bumping soonyoung/mingyu/seungkwan/chan when you get something correct.

—

general scenarios;

seungcheol/mingyu seems like he’s glued to your side. since you two walked it he hasn’t stepped away from you.

you got the hosts squealing everytime you two do something especially with the way jeonghan/mingyu tends to be touchy with you, to an extent.

whenever you do big actions like through dancing or for a trick, jun/soonyoung/minghao/chan watches you so dazed.

small details and habits of your relationship get showcased throughout this episode.

[lovegalor333]

fresh start

part nine (chapter 25) previous part • my masterlist

word count: 2.8k

content warnings: none!

Lily

Paige and the team left early yesterday morning for their game at Minnesota today. Travelling for game days, unfortunately, wasn't part of my job so Kayla, Madison, Hannah, Kelsey and I were all lounging on the couch, each tucked under a blanket, excitedly waiting for tip off.

After agreeing to go home with Paige for Thanksgiving, it was decided that I would travel there after classes finished tomorrow and Paige would pick me up from the airport. After Thanksgiving, Paige had to fly directly to the Cayman Islands for a tournament so I'd be flying back to campus alone.

Now the season had started, I had to get used to Paige being away more often, I didn't like it but it was inevitable and it just means that the time we do spend together is even more special.

"Are you all packed for Minnesota, Lils?" Madison asks me from her place at the end of the couch.

"Pretty much, just need to add the last few bits but I'll do that before I leave in the morning." I tell my roommate.

"I can't believe you're going home with your girlfriend for Thanksgiving break! Who would have thought it?" Kelsey says from beside me, leaning her head on my shoulder, "Single Sisters was extremely short lived." She laughs referring to the pact we made when we first met.

"I know! It feels weird but also right at the same time." I say thinking about my relationship with Paige and how it was never my intention to have a girlfriend again so soon but life and love works in mysterious ways and I'm so glad it worked out like this.

The conversation faded out as the game between UConn and Minnesota started and all of our attention was fully focused on the TV as familiar faces in white jerseys moved about the court.

Kayla had kindly offered to drive me to the airport to catch my flight and we had just arrived.

"Thank you for dropping me, K." I say as she pulls into departures parking.

"No worries, have a safe flight and enjoy Minnesota." She smiles her signature smile and I hug her over the console before getting out of the car.

After leaving Kayla, I immediately put my headphones on and shuffle my playlist. Controversially, I really like airports. I would always arrive earlier than necessary to ensure I didn't need to rush. I enjoyed picking out snacks for the journey and most of all, I loved knowing that I could be in my own world, listening to music, staring out of the window for the entirety of the upcoming flight.

After passing through security and buying my favourite snacks, Jolly Ranchers and Gold Fish, I just sat and patiently waited at my gate for boarding to begin.

hi pretty girl

have a safe flight, cant wait to see you

love you

hi p

boarding is just about to start

ive missed you so much

see you soon, i love you

I smiled at the text conversation between Paige and me. I felt extremely grateful for how my life had done a complete one eighty spin from a few months ago. I was happy, I had a beautiful girlfriend who loved me without reservations, I had genuine friends that supported me, I had a job that I adored and I wanted to be alive and stay alive. If I could go back at tell past Lily that, I know for a fact, she'd call bullshit.

The flight was quick, less than three hours and once we were up in the air it felt like we began our descent almost immediately.

I had collected my luggage, it wasn't big as I was only here for a few days, and was making my way through arrivals where Paige said she would be waiting.

"Oh my god." I say under my breath as Paige finally comes into view. She's stood a few feet away from me, looking as beautiful as ever. Her hair is down, tucked behind both ears and from the slight wave in it, I can tell it's been recently washed and left to dry naturally. She's dressed casually, in a grey tracksuit and Air Max 95s but it's the huge bouquet of flowers in her hand that has my jaw on the floor.

It takes a moment for Paige to register that I'm walking towards her but when she does, her face breaks out into a big grin and she takes the few strides needed to close the gap between us.

"Hi babe." I say melting into my girlfriends hug, taking in her scent that I've been deprived of the last few days.

"Hi my pretty girl. How was the flight?" Paige asks with me still in her arms.

"Super quick but I'm tired." I respond. Admittedly I'd not slept well the past few days, sleeping alone, without Paige wasn't something I was used to, so her being gone definitely felt foreign.

"You can sleep in the car. Oh and these are for you, obviously." She says handing me the bunch of flowers. They were a mix of pink and white dahlias with the odd stem of leaves, they were beautiful.

One thing about Paige, she was the best flower giver. She knew the perfect time to get them and every bouquet I've received from her and has been filled with the most pretty flowers.

Paige took my bags and I carried the flowers as I followed her to her car. She opened the passenger door for me before loading my bags into her trunk. I reached into the back seats and carefully placed my flowers down.

"Here." Paige said getting into the driver's seat handing me a blanket. Her blanket. Her favourite blanket that she slept with every night in Connecticut.

"Thank you." I say covering myself over and resting my head on the window. The blanket smelt like Paige and even though she wasn't, it felt like she was hugging me, it was comforting.

One of Paiges hands rests on my leg as the other steered the car as we began driving to her family home. My eyes fluttered shut, feeling safe and content and most of all loved beyond belief.

Paige

Having Lily here in the house I grew up in felt natural as soon as we stepped inside. My heart warmed watching her interact with my family, especially Drew.

They were currently stood side by side at the kitchen counter, sleeves rolled up to their elbows as they took it in turns pouring in various ingredients and mixing together the cake batter.

I kept my distance and just observed as the two most important people in my life bonded and got to know each other.

"Paigey actually ruined Thanksgiving last year." My little brother tells Lily and she laughs.

"Really? What did she do?"

"She said she was going to make the best cake ever and nobody was allowed to help and I didn't eat any candy all day because she said her cake was so good." Drew reminisced on last year, "And then we tried it and it was actually the worse cake ever! I had to spit it in the trash."

"Hey, it's not my fault I confused the sugar with salt." I interject, poking my brother in the side causing him to giggle and in turn fling his arms up to protect himself,  but as he does a dollop of cake batter flies off the spoon and lands on Lilys face.

Once Drew realises what he's done he quickly apologises to Lily but I can't hold back my laughter.

"It's OK Drew, no harm done." Lily says with a sweet smile but when her eyes flick to me, she's glaring intensely. "Funny, Bueckers?" She asks raising her brows.

"Just a bit, yeah." I say still giggling.

"Oh OK, so you won't mind if I just," she dips her hand into the batter mixture and before I can register what she's about to do, she smears it across my cheek, "do that."

As quick as my giggles stop, Lilys and Drews start and I'm too busy focused on Lily to notice Drew also dipping his hand into the mixture before wiping in down my arm.

"Oh I get it. It's two against one." I say slightly offended my own brother would choose Lily over me but at the same time loving it because them having a good relationship means a whole lot to me.

"Drew, I think we should run." Lily says being able to read my facial expression perfectly and both of them set off running away from me but I grab the full bowl and go after them.

"I'm literally an athlete, I'm going to catch you guys." I say as I follow them.

Drew is running at full speed whilst screaming and dodging pieces of furniture so he doesn't trip and Lily isn't far behind him, also dodging furniture but laughing so much it's slowing her down.

I change my tatic and go back on myself knowing that Drew and Lily will walk or...run into me and I'm right.

"Ha! Got you!" I triumph as Drew unknowingly runs right into my path and I scoop him up with one swift movement and with my hand already covered in cake mix, I swipe it across his face.

"Lily, save me!" Drew shouts in my arms and he kicks and wriggles his body trying to get me to release him.

Lily's by our side seconds later, "Don't worry, I've got you!" She reassures and lunges for the bowl picking up the spoon and flicking it in my direction, sending mixture straight into my face.

"OK that's it!" I say adjusting Drew so he's over my shoulder and I run full speed at Lily.

She lets out a screech but she can't move fast enough so I manage to hook my free arm around her waist, "Now everyone say Paige is the best." I say gripping onto both of them.

"Paige is the best." They both mummble knowing they've been beaten.

"And Paige always wins, she never loses." I try my luck.

"OK, that's pushing it P." Lily says and she manages to wriggle out of my grasp so I place Drew down too.

"Truce?" Lily asks out stretching her hand, "Truce." I reply shaking her hand and then my brothers.

We salvage what's left of the cake batter and pour it into a tin before it goes into the oven to bake.

"OK, go clean yourself up buddy." I say to Drew and point him in the direction of the bathroom before Lily and I start to tidy the kitchen.

"He really likes you, you know?" I say to Lily as she washes dishes at the sink and I wipe down the surfaces.

"I love him." Lily says and my heart bursts, "Being an only child, I feel like I missed out on something. I wish I had siblings to have these moments with."

"You can have these moments with us. My family is your family, Lils." I say going over and standing behind her, I wrap my arms around her waist and rest my head on her shoulder, "Thank you, P. I love you." She says spinning around so we're face to face.

“I love you." I lean in and press a kiss to her lips, "Although, you're slightly sticky." I say as I pull away.

I pick up a cloth, "Come here." I motion for Lily to come over to the kitchen island, she does and I lift her up onto the counter.

I gently wipe away any left over batter residue on Lilys face and from my place inbetween her legs, I'm taken back to the night in my bathroom after the frat party.

I think about how much Lily and I have been through since then and how much my love for her has grown and I can only hope it continues that way.

"What are you thinking about beautiful?" Lily asks cupping my face with her hands.

"You. Me. Us. How much I love you and want you in my life forever."

"You've got me Paige. In everyway." She says pulling me closer and crashing her lips to mine. My hands instinctively rest on her thighs and slowly make their way up to her waist. I feel her groan into my mouth at my touch so I deepen the kiss, making it needier, sloppier. Lily's legs are around my waist and her hands are in my hair and it's a feeling I want to bottle and save for later because I know my little brother will be back in the room at any moment.

I reluctantly pull away, "Drew will be back any second." I say and right on cue the boy walks back into the kitchen.

He looks at Lily and me and the way we're positioned, Lily still perched on the counter top and me inbetween her legs, hands on her thighs and his head tilts to one side and I know he's about to say something.

"Paigey, are you going to marry Lily and have babies?" He asks full of innocence but Lily and I almost choke.

"We're still really young right now buddy." I try and answer as diplomatically as possible.

"What about when you're bigger, like mom and dad?" He continues to push the topic.

"Well, don't tell anyone," Drew nods rapidly in agreement as I speak, "but if Lily will have me, I'll happily put a ring on it and make her a mommy." I say cheekily squeezing Lilys thigh, earning a shove from her.

"Your sister is one of a kind, you know that Drew?" Lily ask jumping off the counter.

"Uh huh." Drew agrees and I smile as we all make our way into the living room to inevitably watch another cheesy holiday movie.

Lily

Paiges dad and stepmom had filled the table with the most delicious looking and smelling food I'd even seen. Thanksgiving dinner was not like this back home in Boston, in fact if my mom could avoid cooking all together, she would. I spent a lot of Thanksgivings at Emmas house and Christmases too, as a family we weren't very festive but the Bueckers were the complete opposite.

Paige was sat inbetween Drew and me with their parents opposite us, we each had a small glass of wine - Drew excluded and Paiges dad, Bob raised his glass, "It's tradition that we say something we're thankful for before dinner. Lily, as our guest, would you like to start?"

I look to Paige, slightly put on the spot but I don't know why because I know what I'm thankful for. It's easy, I don't even need to think about it. Paige sends me a small smile and a quick nod and I pick up my glass, "I'm thankful for my life right now and everyone in it. A few months ago things were very different and it was hard for me to see an end to that but going to Connecticut, changed everything. It saved my life. I wanted a fresh start and I got that. I'm thankful for all of the beautiful friends I've made, I'm thankful for the opportunities I get everyday to learn and grow and I'm especially thankful to be sat here. I'm thankful for being welcomed in your family and home as if I've always been a part of it. It truly means the world to me."

Under the table, Paiges hand squeezes my thigh in support and she leans over pressing a kiss to my cheek.

"I think that deserves a toast," Paiges stepmom says and everyone raises their glass of wine, even Drew picks up his juice, "to Lilys fresh start. May she continue to grow and blossom."

We all clink our glasses together and I have to fight back tears.

"And let it be known," Bob says, "anyone who makes my daughter as happy as you is always welcome in this family."

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[spif-lol]

Reasons why the simpsons hit and run stream is jerma's best stream

it's ELEVEN HOURS LONG

you get to witness his slow descent into madness as he insists on playing the whole game in one sitting

I can watch it when i replay the game, would recommend makes it way more enjoyable

he spends too much time doing really bad impressions trying to copy voice lines for the game and yelling "HIRE ME IM AVAILABLE"

He decides to confess half an hour in that he knows nothing about the simpsons and has only seen like one or two episodes

this is ten minutes after he references a specific episode, and then proceeds to get told off for 'spoiling' an episode of the simpsons (from like 1995) by chat

Chat also somehow manages to convince him that ten year old boy Bart Simpson's famous catchphrase from everyone's favourite family animated tv show is 'eat ass'

In general it switches between him refusing to believe things people tell him about the game despite being true and falling for obvious lies

he starts the game going 'lol wouldnt it be funny if you could run over simpsons characters' and then jokingly drives towards civillians thinking they'll jump out of the way. they go flying. he is so confused

the dissonance between early and later parts of the stream are palpable. It turns from a cheerful and lighthearted exploration of a funny simpsons game that he refuses to take seriously or accept that it could genuinely make him angry, and transforms into a desperate race against time, his computer and his own hubris as he seeks simply to finish the game so he can sleep. This stream destroys him.

the way the stream highlights are named on his youtube is hilarious. "Jerma will not get angry at the simpson's hit and run" -> "Jerma might get a bit angry at the simpson's hit and run" -> "d'oh"

it's extremely funny how many time he's convinced he's in the last level of the game, only to be wrong. the first time he thinks that is in the first section and hour of the stream

easily his most rewatchable stream (this is gonna cover a lot of dot points)

the amount of tragic irony and foreshadowing in this stream is almost cinematic.

at the very start of the game he complains about the music being too loud and monologues about sounds and over stimulation of game music bothers him, which of course will be very funny in the finale

he also comments a few time at the start about how annoying homer's random voice lines are, and says 'oh god he's gonna repeat that a thousand times before the end of this game'. he's right, and it nearly drives him crazy by the final mission

speaking of the final mission(s), the second time he has to transport the toxic sludge from power plant to the school he like pauses the game and very seriously addresses chat like 'alright tell me right now are the next three levels also me driving the nuclear waste to the school that cant be possible right'. and then just accepting in defeat that that is in fact how this incredibly stupid and difficult children's game finishes

when he first races against the malibu stacy car and gets destroyed he gets mad and says he wishes he could drive that car. then when he gets to drive it in later levels he quickly decides its his favourite and maintains that until the end of the game

on rewatch... you hear him audibly crack open a can that chat demands he prove to them is soft drink and not alcohol like A WHOLE HOUR before The Incident and it's a little like watching a disaster movie where you see the characters laughing and having fun little knowing how they are being hastened towards their own doom... like chat keeps bugging him about it, he keeps making excuses, he keeps sipping the drink. they bring attention to it so much and you listen to it just knowing the pain that is yet to come. dramatic irony at its finest and most heartache inducing

15. ohmyfucking gaaaawd no! no... god... ICANDOITINAJUMP! ..... BART. WHERE IS HE??? BAAART!!!! AAAUUGH

16. actually fr there's a lot of memorable jerma lines in this stream, rewatching it is like watching a jerma funny moment compilation

17. the final couple of levels where he is getting steadily more overwhelmed to the point of ferality, and then he says he has an idea and goes to the sound menu and turns everything off. voice lines. music. sound effects. and then we watch him play the level in complete silence. and it actually helps him focus its really funny

18. the whole tragic sequence where he is in the FINAL LEVEL. he has played it so many times and just missed it by a few seconds. he is tired. he is hungry. he just wants to get off stream and eat a BURGER. he is focussing as hard as he can. he is almost there. he runs over too many things and the police are after him. but its okay. he's doing it! he's gonna make it!!! he gets to the school with time to spare and is sucked up into the end of the game beam. it's over. except then the police get sucked into the beam as well. he gets arrested in the beam. which teleports him and the car out of the beam. WHICH MEANS THE TIMER RUNS OUT AND HE LOSES. so he has to do it all over again. it's actually so so so funny and also something i think i personally wouldn't survive if i was in jerma's position in that moment

19. okay we have to talk about The Incident. bc i already alluded to it and bc like, i couldn't not talk about it. as stated above Jerma cracks open a can so you can hear it and chat immediately accuses him of being an alcoholic. he adamantly insists that it is a soft drink not a beer but they refuse to believe him unless he proves it by showing camera. he's playing on a modded ps2 pc port or whatever of the simpsons so it's a complicated setup and he explains that it would be too hard and also he's shirtless so they will just have to believe without seeing. chat continues to harass him while he goes on to play the game, specifically most of the lisa level. he laughs it off but eventually caves, gets up and get a blanket to cover himself and then alt tabs, holds his can up to the camera and says 'alright you satisfied? that might have just fucked up the game'. so then he tries to tab back into the game and it. crashes. hard. so hard that the game won't actually turn back on. so jerma's cursing and fiddling with the controls and saying its over. then it finally reboots and the game works and he's so relieved and it loads and he realises that he has lost SO MUCH PROGRESS. he's back at the start of the lisa section. this is truly the turning point of the game where it goes from being a fun experience to a nightmare gauntlet

20. on a related note: jerma waiting with bated breath *sound of simpsons game booting back up after refusing to for far too long* jerma: yeeeAAAAAH

21. im watching it right now as i replay, which is why im thinking about it obv. so i will almost certainly have more to add to this

[aal03v3ra]

Lifeguard!Gojo x Swimmer!Reader x Lifeguard!Geto

According to your schedule a normal day for you was when, you woke up at 4, got to practice by 4:30 and then trained for 3 hours, went to college, had practice in the afternoon again and then slept. It may sound extreme to other people but you love it. Its not really just the swimming aspect of it but also your team. Competing for Jujutsu High was an honor. You had friends in the team, some closer then others. Yuji and Fushigirou were your best friends, the three of you started to get known as ‘the big three’. It made sense really, you three held the fastest records in the entire history of the swim team.

You held all the fastest records for evey race that was under 400 meters. Yuji held almost all of the first place records in mens while Fushigirou had almost all the second place records in mens. The only things they moved down a rank in was the 50 meter butterfly and the 50 meter freestyle. These records were held by Gojo Satarou and Suguru Geto. The best bit about it is the fact that you get to see both of the record holders every friday during afternoon training. They had their part time jobs as lifeguards and would sometimes even give you and the rest of the swimmers some tips. Gojo was slender, had white hair and the most beautiful eyes on the planet almost the perfect body… to be doing freestyle. On the other hand Geto had broad shoulders, black hair and had one of the most handsome faces you had ever seen. Both of then were similar in height and were ripped asf. You sat there on the benches before practice thinking about all this. “Y/n? Y/n!” Yuji snaps you out of your thoughts as he continues doing some stretches to warm up. “What do you want?” you snap back a bit annoyed that you were stripped of your perfect veiw at the lifeguard chairs. “Coach Byron has been glaring at you,” Fushigirou says, “you cant be just sitting there when your meant to be warming up.” You look up at my coach and see his stern look immediately making you turn around and begin doing jumping jacks.

You cant help but keep looking at the 2 hot figures sitting in the tall lifeguard chairs. Yuji seems to notice, he raises and eyebrow. “Damn y/n didnt know you were all that into older guys,” Your cheeks flush. “I am not into the lifeguards.” Fushigirou and Yuji both grin. “We never mentioned the lifeguards,” You internally scream. “Have you guys ever tried doing jump pushups?” You ask trying to changs the subject. Fushigirou chuckles at your attempt to divert the conversation but nonetheless goes along with it. “Nope, but I bet you 5 bucks that you cant do it.” Your scoff playfully and pretend to be offended. Practice goes on as usual and you get into the water and start doing some laps. Thats when things start going wrong. As you are doing your flip turn at the wall you slam your hand into the lane rope so hard that it starts to bleed. You immediately hop out thankfull for the water on your body hiding the tears.

Coach Byron walks up to you quickly with a concerned look. “Are you alright?” He asks as he looks down and takes your hand into his. “Oh dear, that must hurt” Blood still dripping down your hand. Despite your efforts to resist he drags you to the lifeguards. You watch as the two men get off their seat and come towards you. Your heart beat going crazy. Yuji and Fushigirou have finished their set and are now watching you with eyes that told you they would never leave you alone for this. “You alright sweetheart?” Geto asks you with a deep voice that sends a shiver down your spine. “Lets see then,” Gojo walks over to you and takes your hand “ouch. Thats a bad one, Geto here slams his hand into the lane rope all the time.” You smile as you notice and embarrassed blush creep up onto Getos face. “Shut up Satarou.” You watch as they say something to your coach. “Alright then lets go,” You look at Gojo confused “go where?” Geto smiles “Into the lifeguard’s locker room. The first aid kit is in there.” Your mind races at the thought of you alone with the two finest men in the country in a locker room. You look over at the lane your friends were in only earning a sly wink from Yuji. They really are never gonna let this go.

As you walk into the locker room with both men infront of you Gojo sighs. “Thanks for getting me out of there darling,” He smiles “you have no clue how boring it is to just sit there.” You blush at the nickname a bit and he seems to notice. A smirk creeps onto his face. Geto walks up to you with a first aid kit and swiftly lifts you up and put you on the counter top with the sinks. This does not help the redness of your cheeks. Gojo whispers something into Getos ear as he bandages you up.

Geto raises and eyebrow at you when hears whatever Gojo had whispered. You look at them confused but quickly look away being unable to control your heart beat when you make eye contact with the man covering your wound. You hear a chuckle making you look up at the bulky man. He finishes bandaging your hand but doesnt let go of it. You look at him confused, your heart skips a beat as you make eye contact. Without breaking his gaze he lifts your hand and kisses it. He winks at you “Do I make you blush baby?” Can people hear your heartbeat from outside you? “w-what?” you ask in a flustered voice. “You know staring at us before practices, stalking our social media platforms using Yuji’s account” Geto says with a smirk “Don’t forget watching the ck commercial we did on repeat” Gojo adds. By this point your face was as red as it could get. “Shut up,” You manage to say. “Make me” You hear Gojo tease. “how about we take this off,” Geto says as he removes your swim cap. Your slightly wet hair is tied up in a messy bun. You can’t resist anymore. “If I lose one you lose one” you say in a suprisingly flirty way. You tug at the bottom of his shirt. Your internally screaming. Your comment earns a chuckle from the man in front of you. Geto pulls his shirt off in one smooth motion revealing his perfect abs and toned torso. A blush creeps onto your face “That includes you too” you say looking at Gojo.

“Damn,” you say under your breath as you take in the sught of the two shirtless men infront of you. Gojo slowly walks behind you and hugs you from behind taking in the scent of chlorine. You sit still as Geto holds your jaw and makes you face him. Before you realise what he is doing he smashes his lips into yours. As he does so Gojo starts planting purple marks on your shoulder and neck. Gojos hand start creeping up your body and stop at your ribs. You gasp slightly as his cold hand slip into your swimsuit. Moans escaping your busy mouth as he plays with your tits. Geto kisses you rougher and whispers “shh baby~ we dont want anyone hearing us now do we?”

This is my first time posting on this platform please tell me if i should keep posting :)

[sneakersnacks]

Come Back Safe to Me

Authors Note: Hi everyone this is August, Ayo Part 2! Once I learn how to just put this link in part 1 I will definitely do so, please enjoy <3

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/sneakersnacks/729117150526291968/come-back-safe-to-me?source=share

Its in the early morning when I finished this, so I apologize if there are any errors. I really hope you enjoy this. There will be more to come <3 have a wonderful night everyone

*Ghost POV*

"Lieutenant Crow has been shot! Get us out of here now!" Sargent Alea calls over the radio, just as Ghost walks into the room. Price and Soap were on a call with Laswell when they got the comm.

"What did she just say?" Ghost says his voice dark.

Soap turns around in his chair, Laswell is heard over the telephone talking to Alea, "Alea evac is on the way. what happened to Crow?" Soap could see the slight panic in Ghosts eyes, he got up out of his chair and walked over to him putting a hand on his shoulder, Ghost quickly brushed him off and moved to the monitor.

"Laswell I know for a fact they have body cams on, give us a view of em'." Ghost commands.

Laswell looks at him through the screen, he could tell she was already watching it all unfold, her face was pale. "Lieutenant Riley I dont think that is a good idea." she says in response.

"Ghost, I'm sure she is fine, she always handles things. Calm down a bit." Price says to him.

Ghost in return slams his fists on the table, "Either you put up the video feed on right now or I'll do it myself." he states. every word oozing from him like venom.

Laswell does a couple of things on her end and the live feed from Alea's body cam comes up onto the monitor. She is currently running to the heli behind Pol and Gate. Ghost sees them practically dragging Crow on the heli. 'Why isn't she moving?' the panic seeps through his thoughts. Alea finally enters and turns towards Pol who is lowering Crow onto the floor. Alea walks up to Crow already performing standard medical attention.

"Crow has two GSW's one on the left lower abdomen and left shoulder, both are clean all the way through." They hear come from Alea.

You see her cut Crows shirt so she can have better access to everything and dress the wounds as much as she can. The shirt that was discarded looked like she got dunked into a lake, completely wet and darker in color because of the blood. From the camera you see Crow look up at Alea, she pulls on her arm and says something. It isn't being picked up from the mic and it kills Ghost that he cant hear your voice. He wants to climb through the screen and hold you. He knew you shouldn't have gone on this mission by yourself, he had that gut feeling about it and he couldn't have done anything to prevent from you going. Ghost sees you take a deep breath and close your eyes, he couldn't tell if youre just passed out or if that was it.

Laswell starts to panic now, Ghost can sense then tension from Price and Soap, feeling both of their eyes on him waiting to see what he is going to or how he is going to react.

"Alea! Give me a report on Crow now!" Laswell shouts. It takes a minute for her to respond.

"Shes stable, she lost a lot of blood, I am doing the best I can to keep her here with us." she responds and everyone visibly relaxes, except Ghost. Ghost slams his palm against the table knocking over coffee cups and other various items and storms out of the room.

Ghost stood by the heli pad for about three hours, just waiting for them to come back to base, he was pacing back and fourth his thoughts racing. Soap approached him and put a hand on his shoulder, trying to comfort him. Ghost knew what he was doing and he allowed him to do it.

"She will be alright." Soap said softly.

"I told Price not to let her lead this mission on her own. I had that feeling in my gut Johnny and I just let her go on her own." Ghost said, guilt racked his voice.

"Simon this isn't your fault, no one would have been able to know that this was going to way to went. You heard Alea, shes stable, she will be okay." Soap gave him a reassuring smile.

A few more minutes went by and Ghost could hear the heli approaching, he called for a med team to standby. The heli touched the ground and Ghost didn't waste a second and started to board the aircraft. Alea was still by Crow, he dipped down and picked up Crow very delicately. Your skin was very pale and the bandages that Alea wrapped around you were already starting to bleed through. The medic team followed him ad he placed her down on the stretcher. She still wasn't moving and he took a step back letting the medics do what they needed to do. They wheeled her off into one of the close by buildings.

'She promised she would be alright.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Crow POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You hurt all over and it was way too bright, the last thing you remembered was being in the helicopter with Alea, telling her your last words pretty much. You groan out in pain and slowly open your eyes, the sound of a heart monitor reached your ears.

'Crow beats death once again' you think to yourself. You open your eyes and look around, you are back at base. You've seen the inside of this med bay a little bit more than you would've liked. You looked around to the door and saw a figure with its back turn to the window, they were talking to one of the doctors. It looked like the doctor was doing most of the talking and the figure gave a slight head nod occasionally.

You sat yourself up, the doctor looks past the person and sees you getting up, they push past them and open the door. "Lieutenant Crow please stay in bed, you aren't healed enough yet." the doctor tries to gently push you back down but you wave your hand in protest.

"I have been laying down for quite enough time." you groan as you force your body to move.

"Crow lay back down." Your head snaps up and you see Ghost standing there. He moves the doctor out of the way and touches your shoulder and leans you back onto the pillow. You dont fight it.

"Right, well, Lieutenant Crow you should consider yourself lucky. You lost a lot of blood, we lost you for a bit there but you have always been a fighter and wont go down without a good tussle with death. You should recover well, give it a few weeks though. No over exerting yourself, just bed rest." the doctor states, looking down at his clipboard when he is giving you all of this information.

"When can I be in my own bed Doc?" You ask, already tired of being in this type of environment.

"If your vitals stay stable and things stay consistent you can leave by tonight." he answers, he gives a polite nod as a goodbye and leaves the room.

It hits you now that Ghost and you are by yourselves, hes standing next to your bed a few feet away from you. You look up at him and you want to say something but nothing comes out.

"You promised me you would come back fine." he voice was gruff.

"I am here fine," you say "I am here alive"

"You fucking died on me for a few minutes Crow! That is not fine!" He starts to raise his voice, hes almost shaking now. You dont respond right away, not knowing what to say.

"Id rather it be me than it be one of my teammates, I took that bullet for Pol because I wouldn't let one of my men die on my watch. Out of everyone here, you should know what my mindset was when that was happening. You would've done the same." Your tone was a little bit more harsh than you wanted but it got the point across to him. You could see it in his eyes that he was in his own turmoil right now. He knows he would've done the same thing, he was only mad because it was you. He cant lose you.

He moved closer to you and kneeled on the floor so he could look you in the eyes, his elbows leaning on the bed, "Crow, the amount of fear I felt when I saw you on the body cam feed, I have never felt that before, I have lost so many people close to me and you are the only person that made me feel true fear." he confesses.

Your hand comes up to his covered cheek, the ache of wanting to touch his skin was great but you knew that his mask was his comfort. We all wear our masks, we all have our reasons. He leaned into your hand, he took a deep breath in, inhaling your scent. The warmth that radiated through him enveloped your hand almost sending the heat through your arm.

"I'm sorry." You finally say. He shakes his head at you.

"You have nothing to apologize for, I am still learning to control my temper around you. I should be the one apologizing." he retorts back but it makes you chuckle. You have seen this man be a ruthless killer but here he is apologizing to you. "I got approval from Price already so you cant say no, when the doctor lets you leave tonight you and I will be traveling to my home. I'm not going to let you out of my sight again." he explains. Your eyes grow wide.

"I have no say in this?" You ask.

"No Love, you dont." He says as he stand up. His gloved hand touches your cheek. "Ill be back in a bit to come get you, if they dont let you out, I'm stealing you away regardless." this makes you chuckle, you shoo him away.

You lean back onto your pillow, closing your eyes. The more you thought about staying with Ghost the more your heart fluttered.

The minutes ticked by as you lay there, contemplating the turn of events. Ghost's presence, his unexpected visit, had brought a sense of comfort that began to mend the fractures of fear within you. You knew his protective nature stemmed from genuine concern, a sentiment you had seldom seen him display so openly.

As you closed your eyes, the image of Ghost kneeling beside your bed lingered in your mind. His gloved hand, so gentle despite its lethal capabilities, had left an indelible impression on your cheek. It was as if his touch carried the weight of unspoken words and emotions, words that didn't need to be voiced, feelings that transcended the boundaries of language.

You couldn't deny the warmth that had enveloped you when he mentioned taking you to his home. It was a gesture of intimacy, a silent declaration of his commitment to ensuring your well-being. In the chaotic world you both navigated, where danger lurked around every corner, this offer felt like a lifeline, a chance to find solace in each other's presence.

Your mind drifted, replaying the events that had led you to this moment. The mission, the gunshot, the darkness that had threatened to claim you. It was a stark reminder of the fragility of life, of how swiftly everything could change. But it was also a testament to the bonds forged in the crucible of conflict, the unspoken understanding between soldiers like you and Ghost.

A few hours have passed and the doctors finally gave you the okay to leave. The sound of footsteps approaching your bedside roused you from your reverie. You opened your eyes to find Ghost standing there, his mask concealing his emotions once more. But in his eyes, you saw a glimmer of something deeper, something that told you he was grappling with his own vulnerability.

"Price wants us to stop by his office before we head out." He explains. The doctor is making him push you in a wheelchair out of the med bay, its not like you could protest going anywhere anyways. You made it to the entrance of the building and Ghost helped you stand up straight, a part of you wanted to wave your hand at him indicating you could get up on your own, but alas, you let him help you anyways.

You were met with Soap, Gaz, and Alea all with big smiles on their face. "Lass look at ya!" Soap says, well practically shouts. He comes up and gives you a hug.

"Soap." Ghost piped up with a stern voice.

"Shes fine L.t, ya gotta give it to her. Shes a fighter." He huffs back, giving you one last squeeze before letting you go. Alea came up next and gave you a tight hug.

"Good to see you up and about. Pol and Gate couldn't be here, they are off on duty." She explains. You give her a small nod in understanding. You all converse and Ghost directs everyone that you two were on your way to prices office. Soap and Gaz give you a goodbye and Alea gives you a small nod following behind them.

We made it to Price, cigar smoke already filling his office even though he opened the window. "Crow, its good to see you awake. Imp sure Ghost already gave you the rundown of everything?" he speaks up.

"Yes sir, he did." You reply back. He came around the desk and put his hand on your shoulder.

"Ya did good kiddo, its time for you to rest. Gave us a scare there." His mustache raised in a smile. He eventually pulled you into a hug and you could feel a deep sigh in relief. You wrapped your arms around him.

"I'm sorry sir, didn't mean to scare you." You apologize, giving him a light squeeze as you both let go. Price has always been that father figure you seemed to have needed.

"You rest up now, Ghost will take good care of you." He smiles down at you and gives Ghost a nod. Both of you take your leave. There was a small plane waiting for you two. You had a slight frown come upon your face, you hated flying. Ghost touched the lower part of your back.

"I know you hate flying but its the only way to get to Manchester." He tried to soothe you and guide you to the stairs, he could sense your hesitancy, "It'll be alright, I'm here for you." he whispers close to your ear and you both make your way onto the small tin can of a death trap.

You are nervous to see what these next three weeks will bring.

[poisoned-pearls]

What if in first year au they were play fighting and tickling each other but then they broke something (I NEED THEM TO BE CHAOTIC FIRST YEARS PLS)

“Jamil, hey- stop it! Hey- it’s not funny-!” Azul wheezed out, laughs making his words far less effective at trying to actually get Jamil to stop tickling him, “please!- come onnnn- have mercy!”

He did decide to have mercy on him, ceasing his movements for a moment, which was a poor decision on Jamil’s part, because Azul took the opportunity to push him onto his side instead.

Both of them continued to play-fight, abusing Azul’s brand new housewarden room privileges for all it was worth.

Which includes the many, many sleepovers. Really, Azul would love to stay over at Scarabia, but as he had learned, Jamil’s roommates did not like him that much. Jamil had said it was because they seemed jealous of the fact that Jamil had gotten a boyfriend faster than anyone had ever expected, but Azul couldn’t believe that was the only reason. He’d seen how they’d watched him in class… he had his theories. (So did the twins, but they’d always been more wild with their ideas)

”I cant believe you- betrayal of the highest order.” Jamil deadpanned at him, not making much of an effort to sit back up, but gladly pulling Azul down on top of him.

“you’re the one who pulled out the tickling card. I can’t believe you. I didn’t even know that was a thing!”

“What, you don’t have tickling underwater?” Jamil questioned, turning his head towards the Oceanside window.

“No! You land-dwellers are so weird.” Azul finished, sitting up on the side of his bed, “I can’t believe half of the things you guys say.”

Jamil shoved him, playful and noncommittal. “Really? Like what?”

“Like gym! One of your whole class periods is taken up by torture??” He laughed out, exasperated.

“Gym is not ‘torture’, Azul.”

“Yes it is! You’re telling me it’s a requirement to go run around in sweaty clothes for an hour then go back inside, change, and just… go around school like that for the rest of the day?!” Azul’s hands came up to lightly slap him back.

”it’s only torture to you,” Jamil retorted, shoving him onto his back for effect, “not my fault you’re weak.”

Azul stays on his back for a moment, turning his head to look at Jamil for a moment. He’d always thought Jamil’s face was so pretty, full of sharp angles and ‘mean’ features that made his heart swirl. Too bad he had a fight to win.

He swung his other arm behind him, grabbing a pillow before smacking it right across Jamil’s face. Jamil’s face split into a wide grin as he lunged for the pillow in Azul’s hand. They stumbled around for a moment, fighting for control over a pillow as if their weren’t three others on his bed.

The kept fighting, with no real malice behind it, until a pouch crash echoed through the room. Azul’s bottle of ink was spilled across the floor, knocked over from Azul’s legs.

They both scrambled up, Azul blurting out a quick “I’ll get a towel-“ before running off to his bathroom.

“why was your ink pot on your nightstand??” Jamil let out, exasperated as he caught the towel Azul threw at him.

“I was working on a contract last night-“

“in bed?!?”

“Don’t question my methods!”

“This was bound to happen!” He shoved the towel onto the spill.

Azul kneeled down next to him, pulling in Jamil for a quick kiss before sweeping up the glass, “there, do you forgive me now?”

“I’m not mad, ‘Zul, I just don’t think you need to be working so late you’re still writing in bed.”

“…okay,” Azul sighed. He had been working late lately, maybe he should relax a bit more.

He glanced up at the boy next to him. Yeah, maybe he should.

[laurenalpha123]

Lee Know smut/ stray kids/16+

Y/N :21

Lee Know: 25

you are studying in a school with two of you best friends Yeji and Heeseung. Yeji is in your class while Heeseung is your senior.

Yeji has a very popular brother, his name is Lee know.

You always hang out at yeji's house, and you cant deny the fact that you have a huge as crush on Lee Know.

So one day at school;

Y/N: Hey bitch and moron

Yeji and Heeseung: Yas bitch!

Yeji: Wait guys by the way I made this like a Karaoke and movie corner at my house, wanna come by today?

Y/N: of course yeah

Heeseung: yassss?

Y/N: ok then, we'll come by at 7

*Fast forward at Yeji's house*

Y/N and Heeseung came together

Yeji: Hey guys! My brother's here don't mind him

Y/N: seriously! Why didn't you tell me before?Then I would't have come!

Yeji: You dumb bitch. You think that I'll tell you knowing that you won't come then?Anyway, let's go enjoy

Author POV: since you entered the house Lee know has been looking at you, burning with jealousy seeing Y/N being close with Heeseung.

*Few hours later*

Y/N: yo guys! I think that I'm a bit tired. I'm gonna go lie down. Yeji I'm taking your room, bye.

Yeji: Wait Y/N I changed my room.

Author POV: Y/N didn't hear a word Yeji said as she went away.

Y/N entered a room and she removed her top out of habit.

Lee Know POV: I came out of the bath just to see Y'N lying on my bed, that too ONLY IN HER BRA. OMG! She looks so hot. Ahh! her shoulders and collarbone is killing me. Moreover she was wearing pants which defined her curves. I looked down to see my dick standing up. I couldn't control it, I got soo horny.

Y/N POV: I was sleeping peacefully until someone disturbed me. I looked around just to see LEE LNOW. Wait a Minute this ain't Yeji's room. He looked at me so lustfully coming closer, he removed his bathrobe.

Author POV: Lee Know couldn't control anymore. He removed his bathrobe and came next to Y/N only to see her awake. He stared into her eyes lustfully. He lost it when she started looking at him confused and innocently. He connected his lips with her.

Y/N POV: Suddenly he kissed me, I felt shivers run down my spine as I felt his lips on mine. I didn't know what to do but he suddenly pinched my waist making me moan. he took the chance to enter his tongue in my mouth. I started kissing him back.

He suddenly felt her kissing him back so he took it as an approval and stopped kissing her.

He quickly undressed himself and her.

And then he started kissing her neck and collarbone leaving his love marks.

He then suddenly entered three of his fingers into her vagina. She started moaning like a mess. Each sound that left her mouth made him more horny. He then started teasing her pussy with his tongue. And then started eating her out.

Y/N: L-lee k-kn-ow-yah, d-don-t, aahh~

He suddenly entered his big cock into me without any warning

Lee Know: Oh babygirl. How dare you call daddy by his name? Daddy's gonna punish you.

He started thrusting into you very hardly and roughly

Y/N: D-D-dad-dy, p-plea-se go s-slow ahh

He started going way fasterr without a rubber and he finally released his seeds into you. Then he started thusting slowly again almost as if trying to get you pregnant and he fell on to your side.

Lee Know: I love you~

Y/N: I love you too but I love your dick and sperm way moore

Lee Know: OH is that so babygirl? Then don't worry you can haveit in your mouth, pussy, boobs and everywhere.

Y/N: ok daddy. I'll go washup now

Lee Know; Where do you think you're going? I'm not finished with you. Saying that he hovered over you again. Releasing 2 shots of cum in your mouth, 1 on boobs, 1 on face and 4 in your vagina

[gay-yosuke]

okay, i've finished hero story, and it took me about 4 and a half hours. my takes so far are; the game is worse in almost every way to sa1. and i only say "almost" because i havent played dark story yet and cant come to a full conclusion on that.

the story feels disjointed, the levels are repetitive, and most are not fun in the slightest. controls are still as ass as sa1 but with the added jankiness of levels with way less leeway than sa1.

swapping between sonic, tails and knuckles is not enjoyable in the slightest. you start getting the hang on one of their controls and suddenly youre playing a different one. the fact that there are 2 action buttons but you have to purposefully change which action youre doing with a THIRD button feels superfluous.

the camera is trying to do its entirely own thing while im trying to play the game, and it's not fun. i died multiple times because the camera suddenly moved and i was then moving in an entirely different direction.

the story is near impossible to follow. it's all hopping around here and there, parts that feel unrelated happening inbetween, and it all happens so fucking FAST. its all "oh suddenly we're over here with knuckles" and just generally doesnt feel like the pacing is right.

as for repetitive levels, i know some people like to say "oh well at least they didnt REUSE levels like in sa1!!" but the thing is. i think the way sa1 reuses level parts actually ties the environments together. like sonic and amy go through different parts of twinkle park and share small parts of it, but in tails' desert level, they use the same "square area with pulleys to bring you upwards, and there's enemies at the top" setpiece THREE seperate times in the level. i also feel like sa2 doesn't incentivise exploration enough.

there were 3 points in the game where i actually felt like i was enjoying myself, and that was tails' kart section (which, if i wanted to play a GOOD kart game, i could easily go and play srb2k or RR), omochao getting crushed by a trap (though he warned me once i was under the trap that it was there, and im glad it wasn't an instakill on me), and sonic's final level (because it actually felt like a fucking sonic level i could enjoy)

main reason for that last note that it's the "only sonic level i could enjoy", that mostly comes from the fact that im not being janked around by the controls. most of the time you're on the rails and gaining speed, which i found pretty fun! it was nice having to think on the fly for certain sections. unfortunately, snapping to the rail is not exactly the easiest, and i DID die, but i didnt feel like i was going to suffer playing through the level again like i did on crazy gadget.

all in all? i know dark story won't be better, but i'll get to it soon

[abstractnaturaldisaster]

Steddie Flower Shop / Tattoo Parlor AU

And that’s a wrap! I hope y’all enjoy this last installment! 

Part One I Part Two I Part Three I Part Four I Part Five I Part Six I Part Seven I Part Eight I Part Nine I Also on AO3!

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Eddie was nervous. It didn’t help that his shop was closed and he had nothing to occupy him other than thinking about Steve coming over that night. Most years it was a welcome rest to shut down for the day after the hectic Valentine’s Day season but today he was pacing the apartment convinced he’d forgotten something. He’d pretty much spent all day freaking himself out about his first date with Steve. 

Eddie had decided he was going to cook for Steve. Mrs. De Lucas had taught Eddie some of her secret family recipes and he’d decided to pull out all the stops and make homemade pasta and tiramisu for dessert. He was just putting the finishing touches on the sauce when he heard a soft knock at the door.

“Steve! Welcome to my humble abode,” Eddie said as he held the door open for Steve.

“Thanks, Eddie.” Steve said as he walked in. Steve was holding a little ceramic pot. He must have noticed Eddie glancing down at it so Steve added, “Oh, I was going to bring you flowers but I felt like as a florist you’d probably be sick of them so this is aloe vera? I figured if you cook a lot you might also have to deal with cooking-related burns and aloe vera is really good for soothing them.” 

“Aw, babe. That’s so thoughtful!” Eddie praised. Steve flushed bright red and Eddie thought it was the cutest thing he’d ever seen. “Can I get you a glass of wine?”

“Sure, thanks, Eds.”

“Of course! Cheers to our first official date, Steve,” Eddie said as they clinked glasses.

“I dunno, I think spending eight hours together in a van probably counts.”

“I was working, it absolutely doesn’t count,” Eddie disagreed.

“We had romantic music, we ate food, you kissed me goodbye, sounds like a date to me, babe,” Steve argued.

“Absolutely not. You playing cheesy music and eating sandwiches over my workbench with Robin and Chrissy does not a date make,” Eddie laughed. “A homemade dinner, wine, dessert? This is a date, sweetheart.”

“I’m only letting you win because you feed me,” Steve answered.

“Using me for my kitchen. Shame on you, Harrington.”

“At least you’re going into this with open eyes, hun,” Steve said, “I have high expectations after that fucking grilled cheese.”

“Oh man, the pressure!” Eddie joked as he grabbed the pasta and garlic bread and herded Steve over to the small kitchen table.

“This smells so good, Eds.”

“A De Lucas’ family recipe. I hope you don’t mind Italian.”

Eddie and Steve ate and gossiped about Robin and Chrissy and some of the crazy bouquets they had delivered the day before. Eventually, Eddie grabbed the bottle of wine and led Steve over to his couch. They continued chatting and Steve moved to lean against Eddie’s shoulder. Eddie reached his arm around Steve and started rubbing small circles into Steve’s collarbone.

“Are you trying to seduce me, Munson?” Steve asked.

“It depends. Are you feeling seduce-able?” Eddie answered.

Steve looked up at Eddie with big brown eyes and nodded. Eddie leaned down and kissed Steve. It was even better than yesterday. Eddie suspected it might have something to do with the fact that they weren’t being interrupted by Robin and Chrissy whooping.

“Steve,” Eddie basically moaned and pulled at his sweater, “Can I take this off of you?”

“Yes,” Steve answered. Eddie would have been self conscious about how far gone he already was but Steve was right there with him.

“So pretty for me, baby,” Eddie said as he started to kiss down Steve’s torso. He positioned himself on the floor in between Steve’s legs and continued to kiss and tease and bite as he made his way to the waistband of Steve’s joggers.

“Oh, Eds.”

Eddie would have done just about anything to hear Steve make those sounds again. He started to run his hands over Steve’s hips, moving lower as Steve started to cant his hips off of the couch. As Eddie was about to ask if he could finish undressing Steve, he noticed something that was a little too dark to be a mole. It was sort of a weird shaped blobish thing on just above Steve’s hipbone.

“Stevie, you do have a tattoo!” Eddie exclaimed.

“Oh shit, Eddie,” Steve tried to pull Eddie back up but Eddie was persistent. He got very close but he still couldn’t figure out what on earth Steve’s tattoo was supposed to be. 

“Steve. Do you have a tattoo of a dick on your hip?” Eddie asked. Steve burst out laughing and grabbed the back of Eddie’s shirt to pull him back onto the couch.

“No, Eddie. God this is embarrassing.”

“You don’t have to tell me about it, if you don’t want to,” Eddie answered as Steve buried his head into Eddie’s neck.

“Oh gosh, no, it’s just so stupid. Robin and I decided to get a matching tattoo like ages ago when we were bored at one of our dead end summer jobs.”

“Why’d you land on a penis?”

“It’s not, shut up.” Steve whined.

“Are you sure?” Eddie looked back down trying to imagine what else it could possibly be.

“Just listen! Okay so the place we were working was across from some shitty tattoo parlor so we spent hours pouring over the internet for ideas. It’s also important that you know we had also learned how to do the handshake from the Parent Trap.”

“I cannot wait to see how that’s relevant.”

“You’re impossible,” Steve scoffed. “Anyways. We couldn’t come up with any decent ideas until Robin thinks we should each get half of something. She thought it would be so funny to get a tattoo that we could bump together when we did the hip portion of the handshake.”

“This is even better than I could have imagined. What on earth is it supposed to be half of?” Eddie asked.

“A butterfly?” Steve offered. He looked so nervous Eddie couldn’t stand it.

“Stevie,” Eddie laughed, “I promise I’m not laughing at you. It’s just so cute and also so unfortunate.”

“No, it’s truly awful,” Steve agreed. “It was so bad. We thought we were so cool and we didn’t even realize what it looked like until we left the tattoo shop. I could never bring myself to get rid of it but I also never got another tattoo. I was so worried it would come out accidentally raunchy again. Robin kept her’s too but she got a bunch of other small random tattoos in the same area so it’s not, like immediately, obvious.”

“I can’t believe I was worried you’d make fun of my tattoos. At least I never got an accidental dick friendship tattoo,” Eddie teased.

“You’re the worst,” Steve said. 

Steve ran his hands over Eddie’s tattoos and Eddie’s breath hitched a little whenever Steve’s fingers ghosted over a sensitive area.

“I’m just teasing, baby,” Eddie kissed the top of Steve’s head.

“What’s this one from?” Steve asked and pointed to a small coffin tattoo.

“That one, and these bats over my elbow were for my high school band, Corroded Coffin. We still play every once in a while but not as often as we did back then.”

“Do you have a favorite?”

“I dunno, they’re all pretty random honestly. I have a tiny delivery van I’m pretty fond of,” Eddie showed Steve the rendering of the De Lucas’ van on his left bicep. Steve dutifully pressed a kiss into his arm. “Oh, and this one was supposed to be a ravioli but it kind of just looks like a ruffle-ly square,” Eddie laughed as he found the little tattoo on his rib.

Eddie and Steve spent the rest of the evening laughing together about stupid tattoos and meaningful tattoos. Eddie looked down at Steve laying in his lap, recounting his least favorite tattoo he’s ever given and Eddie thanked his lucky stars that they found their way to each other. Eddie thought about Steve’s offer to tattoo him and knew one day he’d take him up on it but most of all he knew he was never letting Steve go.

***

Thanks so much for going on this journey with me! I hope y’all like the conclusion of this series. I’m going to take a break for a bit but I have plans for a hockey AU for Stanley Cup season once I recover, lol!

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it's meee, the qianqing anon✨ it certainly been a while since ive been in your asks jsjdjdjd the uni has been crazy and the finals were approaching so i had to force my focus on studying instead of screaming about my faves to anyone who was willing to listen :") but now that that's out of the way for a while now because the second semester has already started, im free to go back to my deranged brainrots sjejejejjeke

OH I ALMOST FORGOT very very late merry christmas (if you celebrated) and happy new years!! 🎉🎉

im rewatching the second season of tgcf at the moment and im going crazy over the small lqq moments i missed in my first watch wjejejek he's just such an amazing character and soo 😍 i love/hate that im now restarting the angst 😭😭

SOMEHOW I ALSO MISSED THE BRIEF BLURRY SHI WUDU CAMEO AND I WAS SCREAMING ABOUT IT FOR HALF AN HOUR TO MY FRIEND!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM IN HIS FULL CORRUPTED GLORY IF WE EVER GET GHE BLACK WATER ARC ANIMATED!! he actually might be in my top three favorite characters from tgcf even if i don't talk about him nearly as much as i talk about mq

anyways. LQQ!! i know i already watched everything and i know that i know what's going to happen but man i am not prepared to go through that again! while i am EXTREMELY glad that we got to see him boil qr alive AND slice him in half, THE PAIN THE ANGUISH THE CONFLICT JWJWIEKEKKEJJE

i don't think i will be getting him out of my head anytime soon :")) im even more salty that he doesn't get a more important scenes later in the series :((

unfortunately ive been a bit brain-dead because of the most boring subjects in the world ughhh so i don't have any new lqq and mq thoughts :(( if you do pls share with me, im dying for every crumb of creativity available skkekekeke

also idk if i mentioned this in my last ask, but it makes me so happy that both you and your followers like these little lqq/mq rants 🥹 it makes me excited to share whatever new idea pops into my brain and know that there are somewhere ppl who get just as excited about them as i do

anyways, i hope you're doing well!! 😽😽

Welcome back qianqing anon!!!

I hope finals went well for you and that you’ve been able to catch your breath again. I also hope you enjoyed the holiday season!

Every time I see or think about donghua lqq I feel so grateful to the production team for depicting the way lqq feels and expresses himself so intensely. I know we all know this by now but his arc really is my favorite within the entire story,,, 🥹 It’s a shame we really only see him in the early chapters and the final ones— I genuinely think his story could easily be its own novel/extra.

Also where does shi wudu show up???! If it’s later in s2 then I haven’t spotted him yet cos I,,,,, still haven’t gotten around to finishing s2 (life got in the way of quality time in lqq land 😭). I feel you though— I find shi wudu interesting in such a way where I love his character but I also feel he 100% got what was coming to him LMAO. Blackwater arc is gonna be so wild to see.

But!! Back to qianqing lol. I was thinking earlier about the fact that lqq answers any personal communication array regardless of who is contacting him. Meanwhile mq haunts the public communication array but gives this vibe that not a lot of people have access to his personal array,,,, made me think about how mq seems like the type who always reaches out to lqq privately, knowing that lqq will always answer, but refuses to give his password in return. Lqq probably asked him once and mq probably told him something like “It’s pointless when I know you’ll answer me no matter what.” (Bonus: maybe mq finally decides to hand his password over when lqq ends up going down to the mortal realm to seek his revenge— like it’s mq’s way of telling lqq that he’s concerned but without flat out saying he’s concerned for lqq LOL)

Anyway! Please always feel free to slide into the inbox. I may be slow to reply to these but they really do make my day. The qianqing brainrot never sleeps 😂

[elite-kawaii]

An interesting fact . . .

. . . about some gamers is: If they have to spend days doing a single thing on a game in order to finish it, eventually they will loose all interest in the game completely, basically it becomes boring and they wont want to play or bother with it any.

Im never going to get passed the stupid King Koco Trial in Sonic Frontiers! Was playing it almost everyday. Then I got to that freaking trial! Over and over and over just battling the same three bosses! Over and over and over looking up tips to beat them! Over and over and over hours and hours and hours a day just running out of rings and failing the trail! No matter what I tried, what tricks I used, my only reward getting told that I was a failure over and over and over! Yeah thats real fun Sega, I love getting told I still suck at playing my fave game franchise! Thanks for that!

Heck I even tried looking up ways to cheat at the stupid game! Which is something I never do! I got nothing! It got boring after a while and slowly I just stopped trying! Im just "not allowed" to see what the fuss was about that blue eyed Super Form or that one weird still shot I kept seeing of Sonic seemingly covered in digital corruption with his eyes looking weird and actually showing his fangs!

"Oh just look it up on YouTube then!" Google took control of my laptop and made it so I cant, so I cant even look the stupid game up there a watch it! I don't know why every single game has to be super Dark Souls hard nowadays and I have had it set to easy for most weeks now! I cant even get the island map fully opened in the last update. Maybe opening it up fully before starting the update would have helped with that, but knowing games now probably not.

Oh and I just love how they reset Sonic so he all the way back to level 1 again for this trail! Yeah because that really helps! I just love how they made all the leveling I did just a waste of time from my point of view! You know other games level the baddies with the player char, why couldn't that have been a thing here?! Oh wait the people who wanted a hard game wouldn't have liked that? Then they can either set it on hard mode or go find another freaking game then! You don't need to make a perfectly fine game super hard just because some players found it to easy or just add harder modes to it! There you go difficulty curve problem solved!

If theres any easy to do glitches that would help lay them on me I dont really care about playing the game fairly anymore, just finding out what happens would be nice, but if none come oh well. Though I know I just ranted about it, I don't much care about the game anymore, just saying I wouldn't mind finding out what happened though.

[quodekash]

this is me putting all the thoughts i had while watching star in my mind for the first time into one post, because originally i reblogged the same post over and over again adding new thoughts and it takes a million years to scroll past, so yeah. here they all are, in one place, and i can finally delete all of those posts. 

also, if you’re curious about the timeline, this was all posted on the 5th of march within 8 hours. and i had like a solid three, maybe four hours in the middle there where i didn’t have my laptop to watch it. so... yeah. 

anyway, press the keep reading if you dare, good luck. 

finally binging star in my mind, wish me luck

#technically i can only watch a bit of it cos im going out in a little over an hour#but im starting it and i might get super invested and finish it tonight

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WINNY??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN THIS ONE

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*asdf voice* hEy! you two should kiss! 

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THIS INTRO IS BEAUTIFUL OMG

i already know im gonna cry watching this

gosh darnnit

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S A T A N G

ILY SATANG

WITH ALL MY SOUL

GJRGNKTRHTUIOHUTH

#he hasnt even had any lines yet but im ready for him to become my favourite character

(this is future me here and, yes, past me, he did in fact become your favourite character) 

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no wait am i gonna get attached to these two

#i didnt ask for a side couple#low-key hoping they aren't actually a ship just for the sake of my mental health

(future me here again: THEY ARE BUT THEY ARENT AND I KIND OF GOT WHAT I HOPED FOR BUT ALSO WHYYYYYYY) 

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HI SATANG ILY

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at least one of them is a lesbian. surely.

#if theyre not canonically then they are in my mind because women

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SATANG’S CAHRACTER’S NAME IS SEAN AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING

#something about it is just so funny to me#funny in the same way that all the msp actors' names#you've got awesome names like gemini and ford and satang and captain#and then theres just. mark.

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PLS HIS SMILE IS SO FUNNY

did you just fracture your skull? :DD

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BRO I GET THAT YOU’RE WHIPPED BUT THERE WAS NO REASON TO GET THAT CLOSE TO HIM

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arE YOU TELLING HIM THAT BECAUSE YOU’RE JEALOUS??

#gosh darnnit im already invested in these two#at least the soundwin brainworms will have some company

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BECAUSE HE’S FREAKING JEALOUS I KNEW IT

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BRO YOU’VE ALWAYS GOT YOUR ARM AROUND HIM

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wHAT

THAT WAS FREAKING QUICK??

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“just when he appears to be drowning, the waves wash him to shore. he survives for a brief moment before the waves sweep him back into the ocean. no matter how hard he tries, he’ll never be able to swim well. he cant even resist these little waves. he just never can...”

BRO THIS MATCHES SO FREAKING WELL WITH MY SOUNDWIN WAVES-WIND ANALOGY THINGY THATS AWESOME also im crying

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HELL YES

what the flip does that mean

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NEVER FEAR, THE OISHI ICE TEA IS HERE

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hEy! you two should kiss!

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HE’S SO WHIPPED THIS IS AMAZING

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HIS FOND LITTLE SMILE- I CANT

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hEy! you two should kiss!

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“have you been my boyfriend before? how do you know im a sh***y boyfriend?”

IS THAT A CHALLENGE

ARE YOU ASKING HIM OUT

PLS LET THAT BE YOU ASKING HIM OUT

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BRO

AND NUEA IS SO FOCUSED ON DRAWING HE DOESNT EVEN NOTICE WHATS HAPPENING

BRIUGRUGRBGR I LOVE THIS

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is this an indirect kiss i see

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hey man you’re on the wrong bed

also THATS A REALLY FREAKING GOOD DRAWING OH MY GOODNESS HES SO TALENTED

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HE FREAKING KNOWS

(gaydar coming in clutch)

#side note: satang's dimple means literally everything to me

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friends, enemies, and everything in between, we have found our captain

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he knows what hes doing and i love him so much for it

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let the man ship in peace

also you’re wrong btw

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THE COMPETITION HAS ARRIVED

(hi, future me here again, im deeply ashamed with what ive said here, im pretty sure all of us were initially under the impression that fah was some kind of romantic interest. i didnt have the slightest inkling of knowledge that they were brothers, and knowing that now, id just like to apologise for, uh. this.) 

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he’s never backing down

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this is such a mood

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HAH

HAH

HAH

and sean pretending he didnt see anything is pure gold omg i love him

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CALLED OUT BY THE MOTHER

also welcome to part 9768 of Mothers I Would Like To Adopt Me Please

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HE’S SO WHIPPED I LOVE IT

also i love her

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IM OKAY IM OKAY IM OKAY IM OKAY

#maybe if i say it enough times itll come true

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GIJRKRKHBR SEAN SEEING KLUEN GIVE HIS FLOWERS TO NUEA IS FREAKING HILARIOUS JBEHGBRHRGB I LOVE HIM MORE THAN I CAN EXPRESS

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this show is as bad as merlin

every single character in merlin has had a crush on merlin, gwen, or both

every single character in this show has had a crush on nuea, kluen, or both

#mostly nuea but still

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ive just realised, we’ve reached the obligatory beach episode!

#yayyyyy

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HE’S SO ATTENTIVE GJRNHGBRHBG I LOVE HIM SO FREAKING MUCH

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IM CRYING HER REACTION IS SO FUNNY

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SEANS BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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okay so ive finished the show now

final thoughts:

I LOVE THE SUNFLOWER THING RHJBFHRJB

theyre so happy and fluffy and sweet and cute and good vibes and ghfghgfbhf i love them

i cant wait to binge fah and prince’s show soon

IM SO MAD THAT THEY DIDN’T MAKE SEAN AND MAITHEE A CANONICAL COUPLE. THEY GOT SO CLOSE. THEY WERE VERY CLEARLY TEASING IT. ILL GIVE ALL MY EVIDENCE IF I NEED TO (i doubt i will tho cos someone definitely already has, im nearly a year late to this show lmao), BUT IT WAS SO CLEAR THE WHOLE TIME THAT SEAN IS WHIPPED. ILL FREAKING TAKE THIS TO COURT IF I HAVE TO

conclusion: that was a good show and i would probably rewatch it if i needed a short one to take up my time on a boring day, but it wasn’t quite as good as bbs or msp (but honestly what is?)

i did like it tho and im excited to consume fan content over the next couple of days

#its not gonna take over my life tho#not nearly as bad as msp or bbs in terms of brainworms#but i did enjoy the episode#im gonna go to bed now

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wELL. that was exhausting. 

i managed to keep the tumblr spamming to a low as i got through the last few episodes, but thats only because i was spamming my friends. 

im glad ive done this, its been bugging me for a while 

okay buh-bye now, have a good day, if anyone actually read through this, uh. wow. i want to give you a hug for suffering through all that, jeez 

[all-doggirls-go-to-heaven-2]

Hey I got kinda emotional and into it here so. Skip this one if you dont care but if you're my friend idk read it see if it resonates or smth

I think ill never get over the feeling that im inept or a loser because its not the fact that I'm. You know. That. Its because before even making the comparison between this person's absolute best life and my sick week I already think that. Its bad to the point that whenever I see someone share good news abt. Anything. I get jealous

And like im rlly not trying to brag but I have a decent life by my standards. I have partners that love me but don't require my affection constantly, so when I kinda shut down for 9 hours as I often do no one freaks out. I have sex quite often! (Not right now because im sick and slowly losing my mind) (and yeah this is childish but im very hypersexual and if I did not have this it would be bad for the mind) like there are people who consider me a sexy being and want to have sex with me and then we do.that. often in trios which is such a thing that my 16-year old me would have said NICE!!! To me and now its kinda of the norm for me. When its not just me n my gf having like casual fun sex its a threesome. And that fucking rules!!! I have money now!!! Saved!!!! Im moving out in like four months!!!! I already bought like paintings and tables and shit. Im finishing uni and can go pursue my dreams of becoming a film professor!!!! My art constantly gets praise!!!! And yeah, we kinda got fucked festival season because we botched some documentation but I made people cry!!! With my writing and camera work!!!! And I did that with my friends, too!! No sellout shit, no contracting a pro to get good shots, no youtube tutorial bullshit, i got three people that really liked each other and we made a fucking movie!!! And people cried watching it!!!! Like I got a legacy now. Even if its a small, insignificant one, its a fucking legacy!!! Its there!!! I can like crochet now!!! And im good at it!!!! Better than my fucking aunt who mocked the stuff I made back then!!!! And I make money selling it?? Online??? To friends??? Thats fucking cool as hell!!! Im feeling pretty? Like actually pretty? Not in a fabricated, made up, photoshopped version of me but like. I look in the mirror and I see a girl. Shes kinda messy and probably needs to brush her teeth more but its a girl. I pass all the time??? Old people call me little missy and shit. And yet I have not lost the transfem swag.

Sure, maybe some shit is bad. Sometimes you feel like drowning. Still not quite over that one breakup. Sometimes there's nothing to do. Sometimes your friends are having way more fun than you and you have no excuse to not be having fun. Sometimes uni is suffocating. Sometimes you love people so intensely that you start hating them when they dont like you as intensely as you do them. Sometimes you still put other's happiness over your comfort or safety. Sometimes you still romanticize things to make it seems like you're a less boring person than you think you are. Sometimes you need more affection than you're getting from your partners and you simply stay quiet, because you fear you're becoming like your abusers. You still havent gotten over the "I was heavily emotionally abused for the better part of a month" and recovery should have ended by now. They moved on. Why haven't you? Why do you still think of them? Why everytime someone thinks the kind of sex you have is weird you remember them telling you that and then doing it anyway? You're still the black sheep of the family. No matter how many intense life-ending fuckups your cousins fuck up, you'll still be the worst one. Because you were supposed to be perfect, to study overseas, to be the golden child. And you failed. Sometimes you wonder if you're wasting your life trying to be happy. Sometimes you wonder if you even can be. Sometimes you cry because you're sure you cant

And we just.... gotta keep on living. Trying, succeeding and failing to be happy. To have my needs met. Isnt that what its all about?

[sunflouwerhabit]

hii! it's me again! (i'm thinking of getting a patent for this phrase ahaha) 

1st I'm very glad that my messages make you happy there's a lot of care into them AND your writing makes ME very happy so, feels like a fair trade. 

2nd SOTB IS SO ROMANTIC LIKE!!! I love how she combines a more mystical/ethereal view of love to a very mundane and domestic side of it <3 Also I agree very much, love the version with more lana, I think it really suits her voice.

3rd omg which other album would make your top three??? this is now a very serious question. And also, COWBOY LIKE ME AU WHENNN. 

4th IT WAS LOUIS' HATER ERA BUT I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH. I love him throughout the whole fic tbh, I think sometimes authors when writing ""enemies"" to lovers (i mean are they really enemies if Harry was in love with him FOR MONTHS 💀) either make the first conflict too harsh or then make characters' reaction not proportionate at all with the event itself but I think that Louis' behavior in yours was so credible, I really really loved dtl. 

5th I WANT TO GO. I live in europe sooo I thought I had already gotten over my "I wanna live in the USA when I grow up 😍" era, but reading your descriptions of Cleveland made me want to AT LEAST go there to visit it. 

6th OK SO. I HAVE STARTED THE INNINGS. IN FACT, I'VE READ ALMOST ALL OF THEM. I think the next one is the tenth. I'm trying to save them because I usually read really fast (I read write this down in like... two days........) but I've been struggling with finding new fics (if you have any recommendations plz do tell) and I'm not ready to finish the innings because then I won't have any ""new dtl content" for when I'm really struggling with finding something to read before bed. so. yeah. who knows. in a month I've read 10 innings so it probably won't last much longer ahahah BUT I'M LOVING IT SO SO MUCH. I could probably give you a review on each of the innings and explain why I loved every single one of them but I reckon that would make a too long of tumblr ask so... I won't ❤️ but I will say that I LOVE HARRY SO MUCH. like I love dtl louis in the sense of: I would love to be his friend, I would love to hang out with him. HARRY THOUGH??? He's like: COMFORT CHARACTER. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFOFE BUT HE REALLY IS. THE FIRST INNING??????? KNOWING HIS INNER THOUGHTS????? like. I can't. I CANT. Don't think I'll survive dtl (harry's version) :)))

(also!!!! I didn't know anything about baseball before I read dtl and I thought it would be good to have a mere idea of the game before starting the fic so I spent approximately 3 hours on youtube watching videos like "how to play baseball (BASICS)" or "how to play baseball (BASICS (FOR EUROPEANS WHO HAVE NEVER WATCHED A GAME))", just kidding this last one didn't exist. BUT IT SHOULD. It would've been helpful. Anyway rn I still haven't started supporting a team (bc honestly I get very overwhelmed with the amount of games and since my knowledge of RL baseball is close to 0 I'm not sure how I'm supposed to watch it or how do people usually follow the season) BUT I WILL SAY THAT I DONT THINK I COULD EVER SUPPORT THE CUBS. Just bc in my mind they're forever meanies and I just can't. So thanks for that!!!!!)

7th IM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE PREPARED FOR THEM. I SWEAR TIS THE DAMN SEASON AND I'VE STARTED LISTENING TO EVERMORE AGAIN AND I REALLY FEEL THE SUDDEN NEED TO REREAD WRITE THIS DOWN. but I think I'm going to save it for christmas cause I think it will be sooo comforting because HOLIDAYS. So, until then I'll just listen to evermore and think about them.

8th whiiiiich brings me to the point of this whole ask! I watched the eras tour film today and when it got to champagne problems all I could think about was liam. Like my friends were crying (we're all very devoted Taylor/Louis/Harry fans) and I was thinking about the fact that Liam did buy champagne. In your fic. Honestly I was thinking about them the whole time. So yeah, you have officially altered the way I perceive evermore, thank you so much.

9th (bc 9 innings) have you been to the eras tour? or have you watched the film?? If no to both YOU NEED TO WATCH THE FILM as soon as it's available!!! it's so good!! If yes to both, what did you think of it? If yes to one of them and no to other, plz do ramble about it, I'd love to hear (read) your thoughts.

ANYWAY this is once again VERY long. IM SORRY! I hope you have a great weekend AND THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING SO SWEET AND TALKATIVE IN YOUR REPLIES!!! 💓 I LOVE YOU!!!! :) 

HIIIIIIIIIIIII <33333 i am back to answer after a bit of a hiatus :-)))) ((writing took over my LIFE this past month. i am so behind in EVERYTHING 😭♥️)) but omg anyway i am BACK!!

stoppppp i love the idea of a tradeoff between my stories and these comments??? that is simply??? so cute i will sob :'))))

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR ANALYSIS OF SOTB S O MUCH!!!! like the juxtaposition between the sheer impractical allure of it all to how NORMAL life becomes between two long term partners??? sahhsldfjsfsf i think that's why i love the line "my flight was awful thanks for asking" sO MUCH like UGH

OOOOOOO i loveeeeeeee this question! so my top three taylor albums are: evermore, speak now (taylor's version), and folklore!!!! i love every album she has ever released, but those 3 are so special to meeee

LOUIS THE HATER <3 love him sm. he's so perfect and so unserious sjflsdfjsdjfsf but i also have those same reservations with enemies to lovers so i am so happy to know down the line still felt realistic!!! i LOVE tropes when it's enemies to lovers on the surface, but it's so obvious that only one takes the rivalry seriously sdfjksdfjsf and writing smitten harry always makes me so happy!!!

and AHHHHHHHHH i am so happy to be of service with that particular mission:'))))))))) i can attest to cleveland being a wonderful place to visit, if it's possible <3333 i have been to europe once but would love to see more countries and cities in the future!!!!!

AND AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE EXTRA INNINGS!!!!!! i love that you are trying to read them slower (reading write this down in two days is SO IMPRESSIVE i CANT). it also makes me giggle because i am pretty sure this ask was sent in before innings 13-15 were published, so!!!!! i hope you enjoyed those three monsters (writing those was.... a lot hajlfasjfsdlf). i need to make a fic rec list sooooooon! i have so many! my favorite fic of all time is mine would be you by crinkle-eyed-boo! :-) but AHHHHHHH i am so so so happy you love down the line harry so much! i simply want my own personal dtl harry???? like where can i find one of him???? he's just a baby????? :'))))))) i love everyone in dtl but he's just so special i aDORE HIM <3333 but also ALSO ALSO i am giggling at all the effort you put into learning about baseball!!! i love the dedication!!!!! ((a video for europeans especially is such a good idea i will get on that sjdfjlsfsdfsdf)) i actually made a powerpoint explaining baseball basics for my one friend! i should link in on ao3 so you all have it hehehehe aLSO ALSO ALSO ALSO- if you still need a team to root for.... might i suggest the cleveland guardians :D

AND :'))))))) it is officially OFFICIALLY evermore season!!!! tis the damn season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is truly the ideal time to read write this down. i will be playing my evermore vinyl on repeat for the next month :')

BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD OH NO I AM CRYING FOR YOU???? THAT IS SO DEVASTATING?????? POOR LIAM 😭😭😭😭😭 i feel your pain so much though because so many songs on evermore now remind me SO MUCH of write this down and it HURTS

AND!!! i have been to the era's tour!!!!!! i went to pittsburgh night two and my surprise songs were story of us and seven and it was the best night of my life! i dressed up as a speak now disco ball. it was just ahhsldfjsdlkfjskflsf. evermore was my favorite era of the night. tis the damn season. marjorie. TOLERATE IT. like are you KIDDING???????????? i also loved the pure joy in the stadium during the fearless set. and she had so many of my favorite songs on the setlist. im just aljdsfklsjfskfjsf i would love to relive that night again and again :') and i saw the movie the day it was released! i may actually go see it again this week with some family!!!!! i love it so so so so much! are you seeing the era's tour??? :')

♥️♥️♥️ i am so sorry it has taken me a million and one years to answer your message, but i hope you are doing well and you may always always always feel free to ramble in my asks i love these messages SO MUCH <333333

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if i start bitching ill never shut up but this has to come out at some point

my eldest brother and i have never really gotten along, we already never hung out a lot when i was growing up because of the age gap & whenever we did interact he was always kind of a dick. at some point he wanted to be a cop i guess but couldnt do that so he ended up being a jail guard instead. ive never really approved of his career, hes also just kind of a dick in general he self-styles as a liberal but hes more like center right and whenever he gets into "politics" he ends up saying some racist or transphobic shit. i really cant fucking stand him and even though realistically it doesnt matter i still subconsciously feel a little bad because hes supposed to be my family or whatever but i really cannot fucking stand him and i think having to pretend like we like each other so the rest of the family doesnt get hurt feelings is just another nail in the coffin. i think to some extent he knows how i feel and it just makes all of our interactions that much worse. he's one of those he drives this huge faggotty black pickup and makes a show out of grilling and going ice fishing & shit like that its tiring alright i dont like it i dont like his friends i dont like going to his house or hanging out with him

i want to like his wife (my sister-in-law); by all outward appearances she would seem like a decent person but the fact that she would not only freely associate with but also be romantically involved with someone like my brother bothers me. to be blunt i also just find her a little pretentious and i also dont feel that shes very responsible.

so my parents have been babysitting for their kids for like 3 years now ever since my niece was born. this in and of itself is not a problem. its my parents' choice, it doesnt bother me, and im honestly not very involved so its not my place to have an opinion on it. and theyre not asking for anything in return, they do it out of the goodness of their heart. and i guess i just feel like they (my brother's family) would be a little more considerate given that...? like. ok i know theres not really much that can be done here and im not a parent and maybe im a little bit of a neat freak sure. ill allow that. but whenever my sister-in-law feeds my nephew in the high chair (like 1 y/o) she just gives it to him on like the tray and he throws most of it on the fucking floor and its not like she even offers to help clean up after or anything. and my parents arent great about keeping clean so theres been a few times where i ended up taking care of it. and yeah it's a little thing but it bugs me. and today my niece had used the potty and then like climbed up on the dining table which, first of all, dont want her on the fucking table that we eat off of but do whatever you want i guess sure. and i asked if she had washed her hands and she said no and she went to go wash her hands and my sister-in-law acted like that was a bizarre / inappropriate question to ask... she was like "she just peed lol" like. okay first of all doesnt matter not how it works i get that maybe you dont know shit whatever not gonna explain basic fucking hygiene to an adult woman today also disgusting information to offer second of all... FUCK!!!!! like... first of all she's 3 years old she still shits her own pants sometimes its not like she fully comprehends this stuff yet to begin with and i dont want your kid rubbing her piss hands all over the fucking surface that i eat off of every day. is that harsh to think? am i being harsh right now? maybe. didnt say any of that to her obviously i wouldnt want to hurt her feelings or anything but like. again. doing this for you for free. for no money. for multiple hours a day. for the past three years. its not like im asking you to do a fucking cartwheel like... ok my foods here ill finish bitching later but

im so sick of my in-laws its not even funny