#cant find my fucking earphones

[anqelfries]

alexa play me and my husband

[justinefrischmanngf]

IVE LOST MY EARPHONES I NEED TO EXPLODE AND DIE

[pubwegf]

literally kmsing today is going horrible and i literally woke up 30 minutes ago 😍😍😍

[aratype]

god im so sick of capitalism

[floofeh-purpi]

Getting Isekai'd?! (Part 4)

Sagau! Genshin Fatui x Gn! Reader (ft. Your bsf)

『Beloved fluffball/s mentioned below! 💜』

@justmare @mc-cos-charm

YEY NEW FLUFFBALL, HIII!!!

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Sidenote: CUS ITS BEEN RAINING IN MAINLA HINDI KABA NILALAMIG?! (Song reference lol) 😫

Warnings: Cursing, grammatical/spelling errors, my delulu-ahh brain forgot to write english isnt my first language and im too lazy to edit the other warnings again, me probably switching the povs alot because... yeah, filipino reader maybe speaking tagalog and bisaya, mentions of you having a wound on one of your feet, blood, author's shitty attempts at making you laugh.

【Part 3】

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You eventually woke up from your nap coma with a sore ass throat and a somehow still fully batteried phone. "Ok, how the fuck is my phone still 100%?! 😰 But atleast I dont have to wait 2 hours to charge my phone lmao." You mused out inside your head cus you'd say it out loud ur throat would even more sore than it already fucking is.

"I should've bought a water bottle with me earlier... ☹" You thought as you putted your phone inside one of the pockets of your pajamas and slowly went downstairs and went to the kitchen.

You sneaked into the kitchen undetected by guests. Because all you wanted to do right now was sleep again rest. Anygays, you gobbled the entire glass of water within one go and putted the glass into the sink. "Nah, y/b/f/n's gonna wash them dishes today lmao." You thought before you plugged your earphones into your phone and listened to your playlist while humming softly to the song before going upstairs.

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The harbingers heard someone humming in where they assumed is the kitchen before someone passed by the living room still humming and with a tiny-ahh smile going upstairs. "Oh my~ Who was that beautiful person~?" Asked the Damselette. Its true though, you were the prettiest person y/b/f/n met. "That was Y/n. :)" The harbingers and the Tsaritsa's eyes widened at that name. But are still in denial because they need to confirm just one more thing. Denial, denial, denial IS a river in Eygpt 💀🙌

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You eeked mentally when your playlist started playing 'Good Looking by Suki Waterhouse' (Recommend listening to it 10000/10) since you dont have spotify premium and you ran out of skips. 😔

You sat down on the chair infront of your desk, which was messier than dogshit. "Omfg im too lazy to clean it up rn 😭🙌" you thought before you grabbed some paper that you totally didnt rip out from y/b/f/n's notebook like 2 days ago before yall were isekai'd and started drawing basically a city. Aka the city you lived in before this fiasco happened.

*Insert your drawing here cus I cant find anything that was close to my imagination 🥲*

After you finished drawing, you gave your arms a very well needed stretch you desperately needed that shit after sitting down with a posture looking like a fucking shrimp if you looked at what you looked like in the side for 3 fucking hours while your earphones were still playing music, "Finally done, im tired again lmao" you thought before you slept on your chair like when its math class 💔 because you were too fucking sleepy to even get out of your chair its comfier that those damned armchairs you'd sleep on during math class. 💀

But then, your foot accidentally hitted the leg of the table so fucking hard, that it caused the sleepiness in you to go *poof* "PUTANG INA NING LAMESA 👹" (Fuck this table) you yelled loud enough for only yourself to hear you held back your tendency to scream out filipino curses loud enough for the entire damn universe to hear you because... well, the people downstairs... Are downstairs...—

You felt your atoms and dna coursing inside you still shaking at the collision of your foot and the table, whats even worse is that the foot was the one that was wounded, which made the pain all the fucking worse.

"Bandages be damned. I need to fucking change these little shits. Bweshet nih. 😔" You cursed out loud as your throat wasnt as sore as earlier we call it mineral water for a reason /jk, you made your way into your bathroom while not walking normally.

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You were just drinking some water in kitchen peacefully, and of course your clumsy ass hand somewhat slipped and you accidentally dropped it onto the floor... and your foot. You winced at shards of bloodied glass digging into the flesh of your foot as sat on the nearest chair while y/b/f/n tended to your wound/s OHMIGASH KILIG NAKO AYIEEEEEEE!!!!!

♤ (End of flashback)

You got some bandages which were fortunately on the sink from the last time you changed your bandages and forgetting to put it back to its original place AGAIN, but you didnt give a shit rn. But as soon as you unwrapped your bandages, instead of the crimson blood you were expecting to see on your wound, the blood was... golden.

"...What the fuck?"

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YEY FINISHED PART 4!!! My hands are tired from holding the phone but its ok ❤

Filipino readers where u at? 😭

【Part 5】

Published: June 30 2024. 10:38pm.

[billiemakesmewetter]

fuck and make up

pairing: billieg!p x fem!reader billie!sub you!dom

warning: cursing, smut, praise kink, mommy kink, and orgasm denial

you were on your way to your girlfriends house, you just finished working and now you wanted to go home after a very long day. as we were walking to the car park, you get held back by someone. you quickly turned around and it was you girlfriend, billie.

“omg? billie what are you doing here?”

“what, your girlfriend cants surprise you at work now?” she says smirking and holding onto my hand.

“well, i’m so tired and hungry.” you say, huffing while embracing her. “okay, i’ll make you food, let’s go home.”

“omg yay!” i kissed her and they walked into the car. you expected billie to drive but she sat at the passenger seat.

“billie could you drive, please.”

she sighs and opens the door to the door and getting out.

you did the same and sat at the passenger this time. you leaned back and sighed in tiredness. you put on my seatbelt and billie did the same before switching on the ignition.

they were now at home as billie was pulling over. you opened your eyes slightly to realise that your home.

“baby we’re home now. wake up.” billie says and you face her. she has a concerned look but smiles at me.

“yeah i know baby, why don’t we sit for awhile okay?”

“sure thing.”

“i love you.” you kissed her cheek.

“i love you too baby. so much.” she leans forward and kisses me, “now go back to sleep.”

billie turns her head to her side and puts earphones on. what is wrong with her.

“billie, you know you can talk to me. right?” you said and she takes her headphones off.

“yeah im good, yeah maybe we should go in, i’ll make you food.”

“billie… talk to me, you’re clearly not fine.”

“yes i am, now let’s get in-” you cut her off by straddling onto her. she was in complete shook, but you didn’t care.

you only cared to making sure that billie was okay. right now she was seemingly a little off.

“baby, talk to me, just talk, if you don’t, how are you supposed to move on from this relationship?” you caressed her cheek and you noticed a tear coming out her eye.

“you’re always working. and i feel like this isn’t working anymore, um… so i was thinking about us breaking up.”

“what? why?”

“simply because you never have time for me? umm… yesterday was our anniversary. you didn’t remember did you?”

you cursed under your breath after realising that she was mostly the one who was putting the effort in the relationship.

“baby, i’ll make it up to you- i did forget, i was going to surprise you yesterday but… work.”

“and that’s the problem, you work like its more important than me. everytime you come home, you always, always never acknowledge me. you only care about yourself.”

“t-that’s not true-“

“what about Ameria. your ‘best friend’ oh you think i wasn’t going to find out that you guys were fucking too?” billie sobbed.

you felt bad.

“billie, i’m sorry… i didn’t-”

“get off.” she said coldly and you didn’t hesitate to get off her. you sat there in silence, watching her as she looked into the rear-view mirror. she wiped her tears then she flipped her hair to the side.

you felt so guilty for your actions, and you really wanted to make it up to her, you didn’t even know what billie would find out about ameria. you and ameria were childhood best friends.

it was a really drunk night and one thing led into another and you and meri had sex.

not that you really remember, again you were extremely drunk. but you finding out billie knows, it crushed you. you knowing that she’s hurt by you, you really wish you could have done better.

“billie… i’ll fix things. i really will, i promise.

i’ll end my friendship with ameria for you. seriously i was really-”

“save it. just stop. i don’t care. i really don’t, just fucking-” you cut her off with a kiss. you didn’t care if she was mad at you, but you kissed her.

“why did you kiss-”

“-because i love you. i know im not perfect, im never perfect, but im human. i love you.” you grab her hands and hold them. “i love you so so much.”

a few minutes passed of silence until she spoke. “thank you.”

you kissed her again and it lasted long. i straddled onto her again and i continued staring grinding on her slowly, she gasped lightly at each hit. she pulled you down towards herself.

“let me finish.”

you said, slowly continuing to grind on her. you could already feel onto her hardness as she moans against your lips.

“i- y/n can we go inside and continue… everyone will see-“

“so, that’s a great way to prove to everyone that i love you a lot.” you smiled

she leaned into you and while she kissed you she started to undo her shirt.

“fuck, y/n, i’m hard.” she pants. you smirked right at her and continued to kiss her, moving down to her neck and removing her shirt.

“let’s move to the backseat.” you said breaking our kiss again. you climbed over to the back seat and she did the same.

“fuck, you got me so hard, you better fix this.”

she said and you pulled her against your core. you felt so horny, and desperate for her.

you kissed down her body and you stopped at her entrance which made her gasp for air.

you kissed between her legs as she tried to push you away a bit.

“y/n um.. go slow, please.” she said and you grinned.

you pulled her drawls down exposing her dick that slapped up to her stomach.

you pulled down you leggings along with your pink lacy thongs, you then straddled onto her.

you quick pulled your tee off exposing you boobs. she goes lower with her kisses and stopped at your boobs, sucking your right nipple slightly and licking over the left while pinching the other.

you moan a bit and she continues to suck and bite gently, leaving marks on your skin, causing you to be wetter than ever.

you slowly slid into her, causing her to moan loudly into your mouth.

you pull out slightly then pushed back in again and faster. your thrust became harder and she began moaning louder.

“fuck~ y/n~” she moaned loudly, you began pumping faster.

this made billie grip onto your waist. you both kept kissing and sucking each other and it was driving you insane.

“oh, fuck!! fuck billie. i can’t take it!” you moaned.

“fuck, you’re gonna have to take my shit baby.”

she groans as you rode her. you moaned into her ears and you began to suck onto her neck, leaving marks.

you pulled her nipples in your mouth and they turned red from all the attention you were giving them.

after a minute or two you pull out. you lean down to kiss billie, she moaned into the kiss then you pulled away.

you went back to where you came from and bucked your hips faster. “y/n… please.. mhm..” billie groaned, her eyes closed and her back arching.

“please what, you wanna cum huh?” you teased. she bit into her lips.

“yeah? want to cum for me?” you quickly pulled out and you watched her reaction.

“what… why did you pull out?”

“you need to beg baby. beg for mommy.” you tell her playing with her sensitive tip.

“mommy… please…” she begged as she arched her hips further.

“fine. i’m going to give you what you want baby.”

You quickly mounted her before you started rocking your hips, thrusts becoming stronger and harder.

you squeezed your tits and billie moaned loudly at it, you loved hearing that noise leave her throat.

“god, y/n baby i cant hold back any longer. fuck!”

she screamed out as she threw her head to the back.

her walls tightened around you as you pounded yourself into her.

“y/n… fuck... fuck... fuck” she moaned out.

she gripped your shoulders tightly as she threw her head back.

“yeah, yeah, baby, keep doing that for mommy~”

she was screaming your name, your thrusts become faster and deeper, and she starts moaning more loudly.

“fuck, you’re gonna make mommy cum, shit.”

“wait, i wanna taste you, can i?” she asks, her beaming eyes darts across yours.

you pulled out and she hold onto you as she flipped you over. no you were laying down, she leaves a trail of kisses down your beautiful tits and down your stomach.

you liked the way she would suck onto you as she kissed you. you looked down as she reached down to you pink wet pussy. she looks at you in awe.

“fuck mommy, you’re so wet for me.” she placed her thumb onto you clit and rubbed it. you let out a big moan.

“oh shit…” you breathed

out. you couldn’t control how horny you were for her, and when she touches your pussy, you were practically begging for her to touch you.

your walls tightening around her fingers. you gripped her hand tighter, her fingers slipping into your pussy as she moved her hand.

“shit, billie, yes, that’s good. yes, like that. oh yeah like that. ugh.” you moaned out.

billie kept pumping her fingers in and out and you could feel your orgasm beginning to come.

you grabbed at her hips, trying to keep her still.

“billie… yes, like that….yes, yes, like that...” you moaned loudly.

she removed her hand from your clit and she sucked on it lightly.

“come on billie, please.” you begged. “fuck, billie, please.” you were panting. “fuck, yes.” you groaned out as you came onto her fingers.

You let her slide her fingers out as you held her hair for her. “damn billie, that was good.” you sighed.

“let’s go inside now, it’s so dark out here.” she said and you agreed. we dressed up then you both got outta the car.

[jsuli]

music hcs for jake sully

angsty, ooc

jake sully will listen to anything. you know those people who say they like 'all music genres' or they 'listen to a bit of everything', but actually only like the trending sounds on tiktok and a handfull of songs their dad played once? jake actually listens to everything.

deathcore? listened to recreant by chelsea grin in highschool till his $1.50 earphones fell apart [youll find this on his repeat rewind].

loves reggae cus his mom was obsessed and always played it when she was cleaning the house or having a glass of wine. [sometimes after making it back to his squashed apartment and hauling himself into bed after a long night of meaningless kisses and collecting bruises, he listens to the playlist dedicated to her while tears sting at his eyes and tequila at his throat.]

was converted into a lana stan when two girls from his spanish in highschool where paired with him for a project and screamed the lyrics to cherry, which was playing so loudly it almost blew out the girls pink, janky speaker. [it seems like only yesterday they had a funeral for that bockety bright pink speaker in the last stall of the old bathrooms. neither girls kept in contact with him after school. his fave lana songs are wayamaya, cherry and summertime sadness]

used to sit in the last stall of the old bathrooms in the basement of the school, which was closed off, listening to brutalismus 3000, his fave techno band while he skipped class. [his all time fave techno song is burned on face by imeon IT. he cant listen to it anymore because he used to walk to school to it, the sound of the intense beat makes chunks of rage rise up in jakes throat. hes angry, angry because he took walking on beat to that fucking song for granted.]

loveeesss TLC. if you where to walk into his apartment the sound of diggin' on you would echo through the place lol, he fucking loves that song. [yes he told me himself]

hes just the sort of person who will probs like whatever u put on.

little insight into my backstory for jake <3 yes ik its very ooc but idc

[confessions-official]

I find ads genuinely the most annoying shite on earth, I am not going to be inspired or swayed to buy a product when the ad for that product interrupts MY time, im not watching a youtube video for the ads, im watching for the video and when that video is interrupted by a damn ad that should just auto skip 5 secs in cause who the fuck DOESNT immediately press skip, OR 1-2 15 sec ads that I cant skip, im just going to get mad at the product. i get ads are meant to appeal to your subconscious and make you think of buying the thing if you see it while shopping but THATS BULL SHIT, im going to take note of the product that INTERRUPTED MY TIME and never buy it, AND im not even likely to get what the ad is trying to sell in the first place, i dont need 3 new insurance companies begging for my money, i dont need solar panels, im literally never going to buy lipstick or a 4 step skin care routine, Im never going to see the new movies, the ads do not even appeal to me in the first place, WHY IS ALL MY TIME WASTED BY CAPITALISM. Youtube spons can fuck off and die too, youtubers trying to sell shitty low quality products to their audience is evil, get your bag but why you trying to convince your supporters to waste their money on shitty earphones or therapy thats run by an evil company.

We live in a hell world where advertisements are half the shit we see on the daily and im mad about it

 

[tennisarchives]

oh my god so i was bringing out my earphones so i could watch united cup and i opened the little case only to find. i am missing one earphone. i do not know where it is. the last time i used it was a few days ago while watching grigor v andy i remember this very distinctly but i cant fucking remember where i put it if i didnt lose it completely

[trashbins-stuff]

if you have a lighter, what color is it?

pepsi box blue or cheetos bag orange?

do you like pasta?

how often are you on tumblr?

are you only doing this because you’re bored?

what blogs do you mostly interact with?

can you swim?

have you had water today?

which do you prefer, cotton candy or funnel cake?

have you ever [insert question]?

bass or drums?

favorite tv commercial?

can we be friends?

do you admire the clouds and color of the sky?

what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?

a netflix series that’s your favorite?

an earliest obsession you remember?

do you play video games?

zombies or vampires?

have you listened to [insert musician/band]?

your first celebrity crush?

do you have a collection of cool rocks?

five words that describe you?

what have you learned about yourself?

can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?

do you believe in aliens?

books or films?

an unusual song that’s your favorite?

the last thing you ate?

do you have a favorite [insert question]?

have you gotten bit by a dog?

do you write better with a pen or a pencil?

a song that gets stuck in your head?

when you hear “ peace ” what do you think of?

a school subject your good with?

how many alarms do you have set?

do you shop at thrift stores?

what’s the meaning behind your url?

is there wise words you live by?

what’s your favorite [insert question]?

you gotta have a favorite beatles song, what is it?

earphones or a speaker?

what do you remember from your childhood?

do you collect anything?

favorite tea?

a christmas song you secretly like?

book stores or record stores?

how weird were these questions?

what scents do you like?

is there [insert question]?

-i dont rlly use lighters but i do use molotov :] my fav is the green one

-cheetos bag orange

-pastaaaa <33

-first place i go to when open my phone, its my comfort place yk,,,

-mybe,,,

-probably a/im-going-to-hornyjail or pepperpep

-mybe

-yes

-cotton candy

-[insert amswer]

-drum

-the cafe commercial where the man (coffe) and the woman (milk) walk to eachother and blend together. Very bigender xoded

-yes

-yeah

-hmmmmmmmmm too much cant rember

-i dont have netflix

-undertale

-yes

-vampie

-[insert yes or no answer]

-i dont have any celeb crish

-*wink*

-silly loyal power-hungry nostalgic bittersweet

-idk

-mybe probably wont stay long tho

-*ring @salachy * r u an alien :0

-book

-messages from the stars by the rah band, god is calling me back home by king gizzard and the lizard wizard and to my enemies by saint motel

-rice

-[insert answer w fav thing]

-naw B]

-it doesnt matter itll still look likr chicken scratcj :'D

-dumb dumb- mazie

-the fruit

- art mybe

-i woke up whenever so no alarm

-yeah i would

-wouldnt u like to know weather boy? (Fuck around and find out)

-"the entire point of my life is to be silly kind and rlly weird btw"

-[answer]

-strawberry fields forever

-earphone

-yeah :D

-plastic bag and straws

-winter melon tea

-humbug by owl city

-bookstore

-theyre kinda weird

-lavender or those scent that remind me of a memory

-[insert the answer here]

[julie-schwieters-supremacy]

skjghskjghsfjk i rlly rlly hate how everything is messed up cuz while i was gone someone took everything that i had on the floor off the floor and onto some surface like i found my fan (its rlly small for context like 40cmx40cm on my bed and my backpack on my desk and various hats on my chair and i really fucking hate it because apparently it was messy but i knew where everything was so like jsdghasjkdgh literally stfu

and i really hate when people sit on my bed without asking and put stuff on my bed without asking or rearrange stuff on my bed without asking or even just like touch something cuz i have it in a specific way so its comfy for me and then they come in and sit on it and it just annoys me so so so much istg and i really want them to swim in a pool of bleach like it's not nice to do that like rn i cant find my earphones or anything that was on my bed before but i found a handbag and like 3 piles of clothes in the middle of my bed. and i really hate it like my bed is in a specific way and i dont like things that go outside touching it like bags or clothes that ive worn out touching my bed but its just there and i feel like screaming

like literally wtf. im sorry for the rlly long vent but like no. i also found a razor in my pencil holder thingy, my laptop charger under my bed, a book on top of my clothes drawers with lego and a bunch of stuffed toys being under the pile of folded clothes that someone folded. and i would really like to scream rn except i dont think you can do that online but agh. like they mixed it up (cuz i have like a certain order or whatever i need to do stuff in) and i hate it sm rn and i want to kill whoever 'cleaned' my room for me. oh yeah did i mention i found a mug (with water in it too) on top of my bed. like wtf my guy. also i took some clothes to the laundry and they ended up on my chair armrest thing. afjdsfkjghgkj

i literally cannot put into words how much this angers me and annoys me anyways have a good day besties

[pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings]

No I'm acc dead, I finally wanna get off and I cant :) find :)) my fucking :))) earphones :))))

[gxdsfavgal]

I hate my social anxiety. I cant even go to the store atm cuz I just feel weird about it, my brain thinks ppl will look at me funny cuz I need to buy bread or some shit like what. It got better before but now its worse again

I totally understand! I’ve had very similar experiences, and people need to realize that anxiety is not a joke.

These things are never linear, it sounds cliche but it is a fucking rollercoaster!! Some days it may seem like it will never get better, but take it step by step and you will be able to find pieces that help.

When you’re out and it gets really bad, just stop and focus on one thing. Music always helps, wearing headphones/earphones is a good way to drone out others opinions (just make sure ur watching ur surroundings if ur alone & never have ur music all the way up).

I know i can’t say much since our experiences with anxiety is probably so different, but i am always here to talk🤍🤍

[justinefrischmanngf]

okay whatever cant find my earphones i will simply clean and fhen hopefully in the process of cleaning i will find my earphones everyone pray for me please p fuck i need new headphones at some point 2 bc mine r breaking …….. Okay Whatever . Im Going To Clean

[camphorror]

like what more do i need in this shitty fucking day i woke up late as usual because i'm depressed and have no hobbies so i got fuck all to do. i spent my morning doing NOTHING per usual. then i had a realisation of how i;m wasting my life the longer i am at home but i cant even seem to find an apartment so i'm stuck here wasting my life el oh el. like it really hit my i realised how every little thing leads to every little thing that leads me to just doing nothing new nothing as all because i am in a stale environment. then after a mid day at work that ends with that scare of that kid disappearing i just try to make friendly conversation to a***d who legit just. ignores me lol? like sorry cant imagine being someone's friend not rly talking to them in like a week and then just putting your earphones in when someone who's supposedly your friend tries to talk to you. lol all life's patheticness just attracts itself to me

[portokali]

im matching my pull and my mug bitch

they/them, dont call me a girl god bless <3