#cant believe i nearly forgot the main tag whoops

[friedaaaaaaargh]

The Worst Witch, Ep 1/2: Selection Day, Part 2

Maud matching how I feel.

[mushmeyers]

so my 9yr old brother watched newsies

here are some choice quotes (i only started taking them down a bit through):

talking about the delancey brothers fighting the newsies to stop them from striking "those two against these guys? they have no CHANCE" "those guys against just jack dont even have a chance!' "BOTH OF THEM HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE BEATING UP JACK THAN ALL OF THESE GUYS"

i told him specs’ name and he remembered it and i got excited and he said  "how could i forget specs"

“i love specs”

when les smashes the delanceys heads together “yeah. YES LES”

"jack just looks BADASS!!!!!"

goons show up  "who are they? the brooks?"

"oh... more boys to beat them up"

"i would LOVE to be in this fight”

davey, rolling the barrel with les "DAVEY DIDNT KNOW... HE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN HERE"

romeo gets punched  "WHAT THE FUCK. ROMEO JUST GOT THE ASS WHOOPED OUT OF HIM" 

he kind of just talked about crutchie all through santa fe he was so upset that crutchie was gone

"cutchies gone"

"I WANT CRUTCHIE BACK" x3

"I NEED SPANKS! AND FRESH AIR!" 

"wait... is it specs or spanks?"

"I HAVENT SEEN HIM? WHERE IS HE" asking where specs is in the middle of santa fe because he couldnt remember him in the fight

me: “theres specs” him: “WHERE?”

katherine talks about the front page “but what about crutchie”

as king of new york begins  "race... its just race" 

"jacks at his.... air quotations PENTHOUSE" "specs... i dunno just... look at him . hes up on a table"

specs doing his fast tapping  "was he the one like TELLELELELELELLELE" 

they all start tapping at once  "oh jeez... sick" 

“what’s her name” he forgot katherines name in the middle of king of new york

king of new york ends “is that the end???”

romeo walking on his hands  "YEAH GO ROMEO" 

letter from the refuge... “OH. HES IN PRISON. JACK ESCAPED FROM THAT PLACE"

i guess i wasnt much help anyway "oh shut up. you were. well you couldnt have done anything" (i cried when he said this)

‘oh yeah jack, this is crutchie by the way’ “snort who else would he think it was? just saying”

your brother, crutchie “ oh... OH YEAH”

"is that jack? whats he doing? oh hes a painter now"

"i like danny" (danny?) "davey" 

"hes happy because hes like a little brother..." talking about les and jack. rip davey

"I SWEAR SHE LIKES DAVEY MORE THAN JACK. IM JUST SAYING. or she mores friends with davey than jack" 

in watch what happens reprise  "theyre like the four main characters. oh and crutchie. its just that hes not here"

"THATS HIS DAUGHTER? HIS DAUGHTER?"

when jack said that pulitzer stinks  "he sounds like a little kid" and then imitated jack

pulitzer says cowboy or convict “ cowboy then. YIPEEYAW, PCHEW PCHEW”

what they doing? OH ITS BROOKLYNS! its the brooklyn people! but its actually just them. oh no... the front row... that guys the same guy as before. points at spot (me: hes not new) oh but points at elmer that guys not new. brooklyn. howd they get brooklyn. HOW COME BROOKLYN ARE THE TOP NEWSIES?

when jacks not at the strike ‘is that davey? daveys the new man, right?’

"everyones afraid of... of jack now right"

jack and katherine kiss  "......oookAY"

"she probably did that to calm him down"

"this...based on a true story? is it!?"

about a whole minute of him just trying to get comfortable and not paying attention to something to believe in

"im just saying...she seemed like an asshole at the start. one of those posh assholes. right?"

"im looking closely and... if they kiss... do they actually kiss... some tv shows they actually.. have to kiss. in the thing... they actually.. kiss"

in the middle of something to believe in he started ranting about spot? "know that lil short guy? no the um... the brooklyn. i wouldnt be scared of him. hes the same height as me. hes a tOUGH GUY. he pushed jack. so? im just saying. what's so badass about that? whys everyone scared about him"

quietly in the middle of once and for all “ "i love this movie" 

another rant about spot in the middle of once and for all this time  "he DOES look tough... but whys everyone scared of him? is it because... he's tough? okay im just saying when he banged that wooden thing... he wasnt even close to how hard the delanceys banged it. not NEARLY as hard. this was him (gentle hit) and this was them (HARD HIT) ... im just saying but they hit it way harder"

"oh yeah. jack... jack banged it EVEN HARDER. with the cloth. hes just like. ... BLOGHUGHG !!! (bangs rlly hard) he was Angry"

"THEYRE INCLUDING THE AUDIENCE IN IT... LIKE THE AUDIENCE IS ALL THE NEW YORK"

(me: theres spot) him: laughs

roosevelt is on screen  "i like him. like his moustache."

when jack freaks out about teddy shaking his hand "WHAT HAVE I BEEN TOUCHED BY!"

(deep, southern voice) "ITS A COMPRAMISE WE CAN ALL LIVE WITH"

pulitzer and jack spit and shake hands. “UGGGHHHH.  HE DIDNT EVEN SPIT”

"i like romeo. LOOK AT HIS FUNKY SOCKS, THE ONLY ONE WITH FUNKY SOCKS"

"wait. just think. the idea that davey said at the start... is now the end.... (leans over and pauses newsies)  he said any of the papers you dont sell... we buy back (does mind blown action)”

"YAY. CRUTCHIE (VOICE GOES UP 10 OCTAVES) CRUUTCHIE!!!!!! YEEEEAHHHHHH"

when katherine and jack were talking at the end  "i dont feel..."  "santa fe. is that even a real place?" and then burped very loudly

(me: that ones albert, the one with the red hair) “whos albert” (me: the one with red hair) sean: but who is he. am i supposed to just... know some guy called albert 

"whos that? ...thats some guy from brooks"

"OH YES (claps) SPEC. DID YOU SEE SPECS SWEET MOVES!??!?!?! IN MIDAIR YOU CANT SEE ITS SPECS"

“ ok wheres jack. wheres jack. OH HERE HE COMES. wiat wheres jack. oh here. jeremy jordan. is it jeremy jordan?”

tag yourself as something he said im his spot insults