#canoni

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Tirreno di Oggi mercoledì, 21 agosto 2024

[assortedmelons]

Celebrity Melons

[temsiik]

Someone probably already said something similar to this at some point, but I want to get this out myself: I feel like Roy and Riza not getting an on-screen happy resolution (and an obstacle in them getting it ever, though if they ultimately do is left to the audience's imagination) is not only not a flaw or something missing from the ending, but actually a good thing. Not because I don't like RoyAi - I do, but because it works thematically. This aspect I find interesting when contrasted with the other major couple in the series, Ed and Winry, who get about as definitive of a conclusion as you can get (and with the proposal scene, and the family photo in the montage - the EdWin "confirmation" is pretty much what caps off the series).

 When Riza tells Ed about Ishval, and her and Roy's plan to have those who carried it out tried as war criminals, she tells him to not worry about them, but be more concerned about himself. Basically: "your hands aren't stained with blood, go and be happy, don't get bogged down by those like us whose are". And I think this sentiment applies to the romantic couples: Ed and Winry are innocent, and get to maintain that innocence throughout the story (Ed held on to his principles, primarily about not killing, Winry didn't pull that trigger), so we see them get the happy ending. Roy and Riza aren't innocent, so they don't get that conclusion. I even like to think that that's why in that conversation Riza so casually brings up Ed loving Winry. Maybe she's seeing herself and Roy in them, but unlike with herself there's nothing stopping them from finding happiness together, so she wants them to. I'm looking at this through a shipping lense, because I enjoy examining this aspect from that perspective, but honestly this applies to the ending overall. Ed accomplishes his goals, and through the final episode/chapter we definitively know that he and the people closest to him (like Al and Winry) pretty much get to live happily ever after. Roy by series end hasn't yet accomplished his goal of becoming Fuhrer, his romantic arc isn't resolved, there's still that "tried as war criminals” thing they're planning looming over. His ending is a lot more up in the air. Team Mustang not named Roy or Riza actually do get happy endings via photos, and sure enough those are the ones who didn't serve in Ishval.

[yurki-posts]

Hopefully season 7 or the movie will make this canon

[lunarlivs]

a typical night in gryffindor tower

[questionthedompler]

You know what, dude? I think about it and yeah, you're kind of an hypocrite.

That one rule about helping clients smile when they ask first? Yeah? Apparently it's an exception when it comes to folks you yourself look up to. Yanno, like that one time with Mr. Frog.

But ya didn't wanna join Pim in helping HIS childhood hero smile.

Maybe you earned getting your nose ripped out.

earned?

earned.

earned.

earned

earned

yeah okay sure right lets just back it up a notch lets back it up and pretend for just one minute second that what happened to be me is justified because i wanted to go help mr frog who

oh i dont know has been a key part of my life since i was a kid who was there for me when things were shitty and when things were good and i wanted to repay the guy for being a fucking beacon of hope for me after being cancelled by a bunch of idiots yeah sure

lets say that means that the one day the one day i didnt go on some crazy adventure and wanted a lazy day in the office with my friend glep yeah that means i deserved to be abused verbally humiliated oh and HAVE MY NOSE RIPPED OFF MY FACE which by the way took an eighteen hour long operation to reattach multiple blood transfusions and continuous doctors check ups and now im in fucking debt for cuz oh you know the medical health care system in america is fucking broken

besides allan was the one who put his hand up to help pim in this adventure i didnt even get a say in it he wanted in and pim was all for it you shouldve seen him waving his arms around looking all adorable and shit about going out with allan who am i to say no youre my co worker youre my friend WE go on adventures fuck you allan no i wasnt gonna shit on his parade of not only meeting HIS childhood idol but then demand i go along with besides idk who gwimbly is i didnt grow up with video games they were too expensive

so im a hypocrite so im the asshole everyone needs a fall guy right i guess im the fall guy in this situation

but no yeah dude its fine no worries im glad we all agree its cool that im the hypocrite who deserved to have his nose ripped off his face

next question

[likethexan]

Heyy hi so. I'm very happy to find someone who enjoys the Hera and Hermes friendship. I thought I was the only one so far. I admit I base it only headcanons 🫡 but since you look like you know much more than me, i just wanna know if their friendship actually has any proof in myths?

When Hera feeds milk to Hermes, it was unintentional because she pushed him away. So I don't think she feels like a motherly way towards him because of this. Plus she feeded Dionysus milk too in Dionysiaca but she still hated Dionysus. I don't think this paints the relationship in positive way 😟

About Argus too. there's a version where she wanted to punish him but because hermes was following on Zeus orders she couldn't and just threw stones at him. It is a funny myth though. So she did have anger on him for Argus I think but maybe forgot it after some time.

So there are other myths where they are amicable? I mean not neutral but actually friendly. Maybe a myth where Hera and Hermes hang out or something? Or Hera wants to give one her daughter in marriage to Hermes 🤭 something like that i hope there's a story I really want to know more about their relationship

OMG SORRY all of these are my headcanons too 😭💔 I am no academic and I got excited so I didn’t realize the implications of the milk myth / Argos. Thank you on correcting me! (please kindly send the version where she was mad! Cuz I didn’t know it existed!)

Sadly I have searched far and wide for Hermes-Hera positive myths (where they interact) and so far came up empty like you. The closest I know is this one passage where Hermes’ son Bounus honors Hera by making her a temple.

Pausanias, Description of Greece 2. 4. 7 (trans. Jones) (Greek travelogue C2nd A.D.) :

"Here [on the Akrokorinthos of Korinthos], too, is the temple of Hera Bounaia set up by Bounos the son of Hermes. It is for this reason that the goddess is called Bounaia."

So no, not directly Hermes but Hera having a whole epithet from a son of Hermes that survived the times is pretty nice!

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

my really stupid theory that isnt really real but is kinda real isthat this design choice . with the round face inside the head. is like. a evolutionary thing. to look like finn

sorry for only having wizards. i think it happens outside of wizard city too but at least we know wizard city isnt just full of real humans in human hats

like if you look like the A) most desirable man in ooo and B) the most feared predator in ooo you're gonna survive and you're gonna get alllllll the ladies. and all your kids are gonna start looking like him

i mean the humans are also coming back to ooo and they wear clothes that do this, maybe their fashion trends are spreading, the clothes that were very distantly and originally Anti-Vampire Hats. but not all of these guys are wearing clothes that do the head inside the hat thing, some of their heads just look like that

[sugarsnappeases]

guys does anyone ever think about how when hermione and everyone else use polyjuice they still have their own voices but when barty does it in gof he has moody’s voice…. like ik this is probs just jkr’s shitty writing but do you think he spent like. a long time. tryna practice moody’s voice, like to get it perfect before his big star role in the school play

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Corriere Del Mezzogiorno di Oggi martedì, 06 agosto 2024

[percival895]

Se ci avessero messo una figona come Tricia Helfer non si sarebbe lamentato nessuno.

[soren-apologist]

now that i’ve finished timerra’s forging bond supports, my main take away is that it’s too bad oscar never showed up because timerra would have loved him

[bobblecap]

"Listen to me, Frankie. Do you remember when we were kids and we were playing near that bombed-out factory in Maryland? And those those rabid dogs just jumped out of nowhere and just surprised us! And we ran and we ran but then I fell into that ditch and twisted my leg like a dumbass."

So, here's a little rendition of what I imagine Beckett and his lil bro Frankie looked like back in the day as kids!

[themadvigilantist]

1. what would they never do? ( OC asks for everyone)

ABCs of your OCs

a list of oc questions in alphabetical categories - i made each category based on the first word I could think of in alphabetical order, so enjoy!

N: Never Have I Ever

1. what would they never do?

✍️🏾its long and deals with two heavy themes but its one answer.✍️🏾

highly likely of what they will never do towards any muse, to rip the band aid off to start: rape. in any state, that is what you can rely on them never doing. everything has to be clear cut. End of. With signatures. It has to be talked about between muses, not just writers, muses too. If there is something that is triggering to that muse that they do that remind of their abuser (if in available backstory or a thread or a headacanon), it has to be outwardly verbally communicated. Not implied, not presumed or assumed, it has to be spoken about between them. It. Is. A. Must.

There can be play (in the likes of petplay) but again, it harkens back to THE MUSES TALKING. not just a paragraph explaining what that muse is saying and ending it with a few dialogue at the beginning and at the end: they will have to say it all.

They are not going to read your mind or walk through memories by themselves all willy nilly by simple tactile telepathic contact. You are the tour guide: guide them by the physical hand yourself. They can see it but you ie your muse are the audio description of your own traumatic experiences. They aren't fully time lords, they graduated and got the degree and title of a time lord and therby can call themselves that but they aren't fully what is expected of a time lord by others' interpretation or oberservation based solely on the few that strictly just Gallifreyan.

It does not matter if it is uncomfortable for them, your muse has to be open about that specific thing towards them. They will shut down and out and stay far from you if your muse do not elaborate on the painful bits. (this varies upon which muse but main muses like v or vin will more or less stay away). Especially if that muse is comparing them to the one that abuse them. We can plot and talk about how my ocs WOULD react (we can kiki about it for a while) but, that is a what if scenario. That is not a genuine reaction, that is not a genuine thread of them sitting tf down and talking about it.

They are open. Unhealthily open. It's why certain regenerations are mainly to themselves, so particular and keep an flag pole's length, even if that. That was how they were raised initially until they were reintergrated into Gallifreyan ways. They are used to everything (heavy on the everything, anything you can think of that isnt shared, yes it is where they were born and primarily brought up [Nyintr]) shared, then partially and now none - by time wise by their true ages - within an hour and thirty minutes. They are not going to be like: aw what u crying for or idk some other cold asshole reaction here. They are genuinely going to be ILL and very much broken about doing that act to the other.

If they form an attachment towards your muse and does something violent towards your muse, they will feel it much more harder than yours. Thats not Gallifreyan, that's not time lord, that's all them in the most literal sense. You and them will be matching bruises, feelings, physical sensations, TOGETHER.

All that being said, for my fuller evil (true evil muses? conceptually true evil muses?) would but not in the normal way. I cant write that for shit, it's trash, just send the meme and - i'll be struggling but, y'all gonna have to help me. You might have to write longer on your end for it to work but y'know, if YOU REALLY REALY WANT MY MUSE TO BE THE ACTING FORCE - help.

Also, anything that's leaning into eughhhhhhhh territory with kids - they kill kids. None of them do whatever the quasi-paedo-shit steven moffat be doing with madame de pompadour and amy pond and mickey smith (yeah thats right fathers day i aint forget its weird as fuck reverse too tf) and river and clara, okay? Its weird but they'll kill a kid. Kids be killing them, they'll kill em back. Other than that, everyone involved in a teacher student (or something similar) thing? You're adults by default by my muses. Yall aint the same age but they aint going to jail for you trying to act forty when you aint even twenty, you see how that don't make a lick of sense? Okay. The only jails they went to is space jail and space prison. Just look at river's space jail, stormgate or 13 and jack's space jail named Shada.

Tf they looking like a damn forcibly incarcerated slave for what? *eartha kitt voice* for what? For your muse? HA!

They're fine with incest though. In-self-st? - they fuck their own regenerations and consent. Consent is God. Recorded verbal consent is Valhalla.

I can't speak for canon muses I may portray though but thats the universal baseline.

They can do everything under the sun and moon and dark and light BUT those two things. Mainly the first one, the second one, they will openly tell you they have murdered babies blantantly and they tell you they do that in person - they sending a weapon their way or this that and the third. They don't tell you which species though so... at least ask.

As far as their parents go, um, The Scientist loves his wife Evangeline and Evangeline love him and it feels like the same wrong as asking Gomez and Morticia so theres that.

[editor note: this was made before i had the samantha muse from bewitched but deadass - she ain't doing any of that, same goes for oc penny @pennybraddock and @drbabygirl penelope and spencer and hae and loki and she hulk and @egyptroyal bill, rose, donna, heather, wanda, jane, velma, lena, astrid, joker (HARD HELL NO FROM HIM I HAVE VERY SPECIFIC JOKER AND IM TEN TOES AND FINGERS DOWN OKAY). i cant say for @tardis500 until i see live action john and gillian who, miss idris and 50 50 for doctor who eu lore - i cant trust that bitch doctor incarnations from their marvel comics eras to not do that... in the similar vein of it not being the human interpretation of those two topics]

[another editors note: um my muses who are canonically poc/black by origin: they dont do earth raceplay. they are very accutely hyper aware of what race they look like by earth standards (using default maslany-tennant-piper [ @thebadtimewolf ]) so no they aint saying shit they know they aint saying without presently backing it up. They just not so.. 3 things. Okay? Like we are not after whatever the fuck Tarantino is sTILL on with that particular... thing.... relating to that.... okay like... we good.]

[thebadtimewolf]

some oc lore for some new folks but its a long post

Nyintr is a planet that houses an unconventional monarchy-like rule over its subjects. Involved in time and space exploration, it's here where these species labeled Janllandis (for outsiders), Nyintirans are a curious species. They showcase extreme longitivity in age and it shows prevalent in height. A simple Nyintr year is 3650 Earth years past. With a day on Nyintr lasting for 5 earth years - luckily for humans that reside on Nyintr, they do not age the same rate since it is after all another day. Though having to be 30 to 35 means every day is five birthdays! How sweet! At least the eyes show their age if they were to return to Earth.

Some citizens are as over 2,722 ft tall and others are larger. The oldest to date are so large that unfortunately are too huge to reside there - seen as eldritch tall. This makes certain species like humans, gallifreyans, and others seem almost grain-like side by side. Which is a very good thing Nyintirans are a shapeshifting species. Specifically, it varies upon family and genetic backgrounds. To easily summarize it, they prefer to be titled as adaptive shapeshifting. Most Nyintirans are time sensitive due to the planet formerly being a time vortex to a star before solidfying itself with a strong gravitational pull to form a planet. It is only recently the locals discovered the sentience of the planet itself.

Base appearences vary upon the Nyintirans, in the royal family, their skin pigment are various blues, cool greens, violets, and dark browns. Facial structures however - still using the royal family as the example - are the earth equivalent of african, aboriginal, or black with a few south asian and indigenous. Because of the royal family and thei hybrid nature of being both Gallifreyan and Nyintiran, their base selves - if we stick with earth terminology - are in the category of black or person of color (abbrev. POC).

As mentioned earlier, they are ruled in a unconventional monarchy. The current ruling family is the Tavįàümńs. Generationally, going by the surname Benedies or the Benedie Royals. While most monarchal families are revolved around high status in genetic family trees or residing within said family tree via distabt cousins by marriage - the Benedie royals seek outside the expected/assumed boundaries. They marry and court off-worlders gallifreyans, humans, hybrids: if it's off world, its for them. The current ruler is Dowger Queen Evangeline Tavįàümń alongside her husband, the gallifreyan titled the Scientist. Though, he has the status of Emperor for yet another planet, he is married into the title Dowger King-Emperor. Evangeline's twin sister, Mariana, is Dowger Tsesarevich Mariana Tavįàümń.

Evangeline has four children with the flexible title, High King or High King. Their names, in order of initial recorded birth, are as follows: Allura, V, Vin and the Vigilante. Due to the monitored temporal interference of Great Queen V and Dowger Queen Evangeline, the birth order is currently as follows: Allura, Vin, V, and the Vigilante. Their titles are High Queen Allura, High King Vin, Great Queen V and Great Queen the Vigilante.

Despite the usage of their public names in accompany to their titles, their birth names are in their place on official Nyintiran documents. Each child have their own domain that resides on this planet, however, as of current times: this is all ruled by their parents and grandparents.

This particular royal family have intergrated different off world cultures and taboos to accommodate their spouses. Which others would frown upon, Nyintirans are - if not known for the blasé approach to bloodsport - rather open minded. Highly curious as well and all around open and accepting. As well as the multiple spouses sharing a title with their own freely given court.

As told, monogamy is rather rare - though not unheard of to be considered a taboo, not by any means - in terms of relationships within this species. This is probably to due to their lack of secrecy since they are also a telepathic species. They can speak but, they are mainly a telepathic species. Unlike the Gallifreyans who are a tactile telepathic species unless using a general word - the infamous verbal link 'contact' - Nyintirans do not need consent to enter one's mind. Similar to the species labelled as TARDISes or TT Capsules, if you can think, you are then known. Similar to if you can speak, you are then heard.

The languages they have are very nearly polyglot. Which makes translation circuits a tad obsolete for this species - they learn by hearing and reading and signing. Many of the technology there are adaptive for all. Many places that are rather not wheelchair accessible - places that quite frankly are unsafe for anyone to access - are accessible. This is also due to the sentient nature of the landmass on Nyintr. So if you wish to go splunking with a group of friends but you are medically bound by your bed - don't fret for you too can explore the forbidden caverns and fight for survival against the Crawlers! Neat!

Nyintirans are, as seen above, are not shy about gore and other serious topics that make some uncomfortable or fearful on Earth. However, if it is unconsentual, the perpetrator is usually mutilated. Even more dificult to lie when they can see and understand what the mind concocts. Deeply and swiftly investigated, there is a choice of prison for less severe and frowned up crimes.

Most Nyintiran prisons are actually more residential housing complexes so when one leaves, a job they had applied for or went online to graduate for, it is already available for them with an address for a furnished "house or apartment on hold" for them to reside. This however varies upon the crime.

Fighting or threatening a Nyintiran can become a mating ritual if the Nyintiran finds the threat attractive. Which is historically known to be off putting to some offworlders who are used to those tactics as a self-isolation method. Similar to a mating dance.

Nyintirans are very hard to kill, with only one success being recorded as accidental via weeping angel during the end of the last of the great time war. This is why mutilation by Nyintiran standards varies from the comparisons of other species. Bullets, blasters or other usual means that tend to be more effective in killing other species tend to fail for Nyintirans despite any Nyintirans trying their best to accomodate to "fit in" with their shapeshifting. On record, Nyintirans have more than one internal organ than the number of internal organs a Gallifreyan has - if we were to compare - but due to their natural shapeshifting, its possible the internal structure has changed.

In terms of offspring with off-worlders, Nyintirans and whoever they are mated with, the children are raised initially in Nyintiran culture and ways before integrating into the spouses' culture and life. For the royal family, specifically the offspring of the Dowger Queen and King-Emperor, their Nyintiran side is dormant with their Gallifreyan side being the forefront. However, since both species are time sensitive, it is possible that the children can feel the years go by. Which implies they are older than what is recorded and turn makes the queen and other family members older than what is on record. Hybrids of hybrids however - at least from what is recorded in terms of the royal family - can choose to fully become the introductory species than their birthright or even be both! Which is fascinating that the shapeshifting origin of said offspring can evolve in such a way.

This being said, infertility is a choice Nyintirans can adapt to. Mating with a Nyintiran or a hybrid offspring of a Nyintiran makes most if not all off-world infertility moot. The Nyintiran can shift in a way to birth a child if their partner are unable to do so or be the "giver" in the process. All that is needed is the genetic dna of their partner - varies upon touch to kissing or in other ways. Then the Nyintiran can shift internally or externally in the method commonly used for that planet so it will always be a Nyintiran birth. This is how the offspring of the Dowger Queen's were created post-off worlder curse. Yes, it is as silly (and / or horrific) but the Nyintiran doesn't feel the possible pain that is expected when seeing the sight of the process.

Children recieve the basic education seen on other worlds before added education - by the time they graduate college in Nyintiran culture, they are then thrusted into essentially pre-k in off worlder education systems. Which makes them overqualified on the subjects given in other schools but, this is to form connections off planet. They, in addition, learn body endurance - though this is for hybrids as Nyintirans are usually taught this in middle school biology. Which to off worlders would be titled as militaristic indoctrination and scientific experimentation. There are therapists for those that are more troubled by this in early development. However, one can opt out and be home schooled.

The planet's atmosphere is earth-like. The sky however is violet. Nyintr has five moons with the folowing names: Vyasm Mirusefa, Luha'er, Ovisi, Ya’kil, Sa’tckyav. Three suns - two that actually circulate the planet and the main sun of a blue star in the solar system they reside in. There are several languages but there are two languages - old language and current. It is known they have a religion but, joining it is unexplained by the locals.

Vehicles vary though some can be labeled as "motor vehicles" and "tt capsules" even though the names are different if asked. Considering Tardises are both a flora and being their own species, the term "vehicle" is too oversimplified. There is however a "garden" as their own continent on Nyintr formed after the marriage of the now Dowger Queen and Dowger King-Emperor.

International affairs such as war: Nyintirans tend to avoid it if asked. It is a political affair that involves the interference of the monarchy. If there is an attack on a royal, the rest will attack in turn unless dissuaded to act by the attacked royal. Juristiction is unlimited but, this isn't used by the royals themselves. Except those that travel off world.

Nyintr have longer seasonal holidays due to longer weather cycles.

Any other further topics about the subject can be asked.

[muffa21]

LA CAREZZA

Qual è il senso di questo ostinarsi a cavar fuori parole dal pozzo senza appigli della mia vergogna? E poi intrecciarle per renderle più soffici all’orecchio più masticabili al palato? Non mi preoccupa per niente che la poesia, oggi, non abbia mercato. Né che non entrerò mai nei canoni, sbozzati da arguti uomini che al mondo hanno avuto da offrire soltanto un goniometro, un compasso e la presunzione di possedere un gusto sopraffino - come se la loro lingua non appartenesse in realtà al regno delle muffe e dei vermi - I versi che scrivo stanno dentro al tamburo di una pistola che tengo perennemente puntata contro la tempia. Tutti fanno cilecca e io rimango vivo e inutile. Ma aspetto e spero che uno finalmente esploda e il sangue colatomi dal naso fecondi il mondo: ne nasca una carezza.