#canon? canon

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Sam: This is a map of all the possible places Five may be in.

Janine:… This is a map of the entire city with no markings.

Sam: Yeah I have no idea where she is.

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[matthewinatrenchcoat]

Still can't get over the fact that stan canonically wrote fanfics

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[mosslingg]

life lessons with grunkle ford

you can support my work on kofi!

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Five, standing outside of the coms shack with a sign that says: Go out with me or else >:(

Sam, who’s been dating Five for over a year now: You do this every time you want to go on a date. Why are you like this?

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

[flawlessflesh]

demon king laios, who made the world his enemy

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud: