#cannibal anon

[dandysworldhcs]

hello hi i’m back again with MORE silly headcanons courtesy of yours truly — cannibal anon

— Shrimpo has chronic pain and some form of bad eye sight. He HATES using his aids. It’s why he’s always angry.

— Poppy and Looey both have the phobia of needles. ( Can’t remember the name.. )

— Vee has aquaphobia for obvious reasons.

— Shelly adores any form of history. She will ramble on and on about any time in history, she just enjoys prehistoric times more.

— Finn has a lid on top of his fish bowl because of Vee + Tisha’s complaints of cleaning up water wherever Finn goes.

— Goob has a ton of specially made items to fit his claws! He has bigger handles and bigger items, easier to hold with huge hands!

— Scraps was originally meant to be a dragon, so she makes paper fire for herself at times along with origami dragons!

— Gigi collects prize figures since.. y’know.. gacha capsule.

thats all i have!! love from the cannibal anon!!

yayy! its uou!!!!

also i truly adore like all of these. every single one. i will love and smother each and every one of these.

[kazumiku]

mr.vkazumi please don’t eat rotting/moldy fruits!!! 🙏 🙏

the mold will have already penetrated the flesh of the fruit making the entire thing bad to eat. since the spores would’ve infected most of the flesh by now

don’t eat moldy fruit guys!!!!

- cannibal anon

if kazuha was a fruit and he started to mold ill eat him out anyday anyway

[zoropookie]

h-hi… z-zoropookie… could i be c-cannibal anon… 🥺

of course cannibal anon that is totally not who i think it is!

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

Sorry Feral, but if any creature here had diseases I needed to worry about, it would be this creature

-the cannibal anon

sigh

[chuusheartattck]

ttme scaramouche can fight me a good meal takes hard work

can i eat ttme childe then not bc i like him but bc he’s an opp and he’d probably taste sour

- cannibal anon

why would you eat the opp 🙁

[modlings]

hello! how.. big is this place? i keep getting lost—

cannibal anon

It's a large place.. I've spent a lot of time trying to explore and I don't think I've seen everything yet. Sometimes I theorize Cheeky sold her soul to own this place ha.

I don't think anyone can afford this place if it didn't have a history or if they were a millionaire.

Makes me wonder if the others know about the secret rooms.

[soilanonlorelmao]

Jokes on you I already know soil's an orphan

dammit.. plans foiled again...

soil doesnt HAVE parents like at all i think thats really funny actually

flower's like "yeah my dad sucks and my mom's dead lol" and hes like "????what the fuck is a dad"

aaanyway next question !!!!!!!?!? ;; this one's about YOUR guy so you should be able to answer it..

What was the thing Curious/Cannibal Anon chewed on while talking to Bloom? (specifically during cannibal's time here)

[mlmneuvifuri]

Cannibal anon here once more.

I’m turning every anon into a cannibal and no one can stop me.

And I will be requesting more ships.

this is extremely cryptic jhksgdf and feel free to :>

[dandysworldhcs]

gigi has stolen a ton of old items the toon handlers left behind and hands them out when she thinks someone might need it

dandys toon handler liked puns, now finn owns twenty seven pun books

astros toon handler liked tea, now teagan has a book of tea combos

vees toon handler liked cleaning a lot, now tisha has a huge collection of cleaning supplies from the outside

shellys toon handler liked sewing, which is why shelly knows how to sew! ( brightney got a sewing book from gigi and brightney taught shelly )

sprouts toon handler liked collecting coins! ( gigi has the book full of the coins and shows it off )

hii can i be cannibal anon

this specific genre of gigi headcanon SAVE MEEEE

[kazumiku]

what’s wrong with church food 🙁

i am also an eater of church food

- cannibal anon

ooooooh... we know 😊

[zoropookie]

i am conspicuous

you will never know who i am

i’m not jelly bc i feel like thats who you’re thinking

other people can like cannibalism too, it’s not all about jelly 😒

- cannibal anon

then why bring it up 💀💀 wrap it up jelly

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

You mean diseases?

-the cannibal anon

Eh, sure

[chuusheartattck]

kinich heizou and scaramouche 🤤

they would all taste good

can i eat ttme scaramouche

- cannibal anon

he’ll fight you before you get the chance

[yandereunsolved]

Hello yan, bae its me who gave the isekai reader.

What if instead of isekai reader who is in a panicky state just matched The Cannibal's vibe, matching energy since riders and dragons at the least had some semblance.

Intimidating menace dragon with an equally intimidating, despite being short,menace rider.

Reader: Khan, fetch *pointing at the knight who pissed them off*

Cannibal who responds to the nickname: *roars before chasing the poor guy*

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Aegon: you have a dragon that belongs to the house targayen give them back to us

Reader: boy make me

Aegon: I am no boy! I'm the king! And you shall bow before me

Reader: you're a bitch I was trying to be nice

Aegon:...

Thank you for the idea. I definitely love it. The Cannibal and reader being feral together is so much fun.

Here's my addition—

All of the Targaryens would immediately see reader as a threat. They would also be interested.

'Who is this man!?' kinda vibe.

Some would become obsessed with them because of the power they hold. Others would see them as a beacon of safety and hope.

🐉

The Cannibal loves Helaena because you like her. She's so sweet to you. She shows you all of her bugs and info dumps to you. The Cannibal is just sitting around the both of you. The fierce beast is ready to burn anyone who dares interrupt your time with her.

He also loves Dreamfyre. She's one of few dragons he can stand.

You giving her basic human decency causes her to obsess over you.

Helaena: "What do you want from me?"

Reader "Wot :?"

Helaena: "You're so cold with everyone else. Everyone fears your anger. You're so nice to me."

Reader: "That's because I enjoy spending time with you! I just want to hear your thoughts and have a friend."

Helaena: nose bleeds. "R-Really?" passes out.

🐉

Aegon II is jealous. Only because he's attracted to you, but you aren't attracted to him. He's needed a new plaything and you'd be perfect for it! You're so dom. It makes him salivate like a starved dragon.

Aegon II: "Darling—"

Reader: "No."

Every attempt by you is rebuffed. Even Cannibal has distaste for him.

He does what he does best. He threatens you and uses his power to make you bend the knee.

You have one dragon.

He rules seven kingdom and has many more.

🐉

Nyra is attracted to your fierceness. She recognizes it in herself. You feel like an escape for her. So naturally she becomes infatuated. She is a queen.

She tries her best to acquaint herself with you. She knows making friends with Cannibal is the biggest test.

Does Cannibal like her? Does he not?

[soilanonlorelmao]

*Classic anon comes over to bloom with a solemn face

It seems like he can tell what the dream was about*

None of it was real I'm not a cannibal I'm normal ok?

woah- calm down- you're gonna crush me-

it couldn't have looked /that/ bad, could it??

[mlmneuvifuri]

cannibal anon here

I know I did, as a + there IS a cannibal flag, multiple. Look it up

ah you see i never said there wasnt a flag, i just said its not a pride thing specifically, being a cannibal, flag or not, community or not isnt really queer related, and these posts are simply to show just how many queer interpretations of genshin characters there are, thats it!