#candy tax

[forgetful-nerd]

Y'all know this mfer had a “parent tax” on all his son’s treats.

I bet he took a huge chunk out of it each time too.

[introvertedx10]

[caterpillarinacave]

Gideon, thirty seconds after meeting Sophie: You see, it’s always been my life’s ambition to be a trophy wife.

[ra-vio]

semester is almost over. im dying

[cpyclopse]

Last week I started drawing my old mlp ocs

Ive still got 2 more to do from this set! So back in like 2022 I think? Everyone was making pony fusions and I joined in the fun but this time around I wanted them to be their own characters instead of just fusions.

I added more, changed their colors, and altered their names a bit and they look sooo much better! plus I've got a better grasp of how their bodies should work!

[My art]

[azpartygirlz]

Found Footage. Downtown Phoenix 2022-2023. Gracie's - Jackie Cruz's DJ Night, Lost Leaf, and the Candy / BIB / Escoria show at Valley Bar.

[rocksalt-and-pie]

31 isn't too old to have a theme party for your favorite fictional character

i didn't know what to do on my ~special day~ and so i basically asked myself "what would my good friend dean winchester do on his birthday?" and then i did just that. i listened to his music, i wore his clothes, had a bacon cheeseburger, went for a lil drive to check out a couple american classic cars, and finished the day playing pool with my friends and getting trashed at a bar. (not pictured: spent the equivalent of $5 on a pack of twizzlers at an import grocery store because i always wanted to try them and to me they're a typical american road trip snack lol)

[mukuberry]

who up candying their stick

[imwritesometimes]

So like.... what if I had many ideas for cake decorating? And what if I just bought some stuff to make some cute cupcakes? And this cake idea I have had knocking around in my head? And what if I actually tried?

[killbaned]

i probably wont end up doing it but man. i should get another bonus at the end of june and like. fuck i wanna be selfish and use it for a tablet lmao.

[meownotgood]

Going trick or treating with Aki :]

YES I feel like aki would be a chaperone for denji and power when they go trick or treating but they still force him to dress up and go along with their costumes lolol

and they'd probably make you dress up too... hm... maybe you're all like power rangers or something abahwhwjd

[divorcingjimmatthews]

Headcannon for a what-if-father-khatri-didnt-die-au: he likes to paint

Another headcannon for a what-if-father-khatri-didnt-die-au: he's terrible at flirting

Another, even better Headcannon for a what-if-father-khatri-didnt-die-au: he paints a portrait of jade to try and flirt

-🐾

OMG I LOVE THIS ASK yes your headcanons are so so good and correct. can you imagine HOW annoying jade would get if he found out that khatri is attracted to him? "forgive me father for i have sinned 😏😏" just to tease him and the like. but he'd be so impressed and touched if he found out khatri had been painting him like wait... from memory...??? whatthehellhow... he'd probably laugh in disbelief and khatri would think that he's making fun of him but then he'd offer to model for him. but end it with "i'm not taking off my shirt though" just to see him fluster at the thought

while he paints him they'd talk about random stuff like whatever khatri knows of the town, the bible, and their own lives because they're both GREAT listeners. jade is a pretty open person but even then he'd probably end up shocked that he shared that much that fast. if khatri dies after they've already got something going on you'll probably see jade at the church whenever he needs to sort his thoughts :)

[woundedheartwithin]

Fuck it, I’m buying new headphones this paycheck

[noahsarchipelago]

Today’s comic, in which the Ursula News Network displays some questionable ethics.

[yumenosakiacademy]

i got my dad 2 hide my lollis somewhere. Intervention.

[diamondnokouzai]

ah yes, the traditional mid autumn festival snack of sour bubblegum,