#can’t win

[evilhorse]

You can’t win this one, X-Men.

(Avengers Volume 9 #21)

[zhaliacain]

Me the DM: so the woman you’re looking for is called Halia Thornton

Friends: it’s just Zhalia isn’t it

Me: no it’s not Zhalia, this is Halia

Friends: it’s definitely Zhalia, look she’s got a stupid look on her face

Me: that’s just my face! It’s Halia, she’s an actual dnd character look her up… wait hang on no that’s spoilers!

Friends: it’s definitely Zhalia

Me: ffs

[soupamor]

there is a genuine lesbian bar here among all the “queer bars” and borderline strip clubs.. it’s nice and all but i took a detrans woman i met there and she hit it off with a woman who apparently thought she was a guy and was very disappointed upon finding out she didn’t have a dick

[fluffydice]

I was stressed before because I had too much work and now I’m stressed because I have too little. The pH of the water is wrong the humidity is 2% too high my soil doesn’t have enough nutrients and I might die because of it all. I am like some poor tropical fish won at a state fair, or a purse dog who just experienced daylight savings for the first time. Also I miss my cat

[jmflowers]

reality of travelling: I was having a wonderful time but was really homesick and lonely, so I booked a flight home… now that I’m home, I wish I’d kept going a little longer and I’m kind of bummed about being back

[housewarning]

i missed you so much today

[watermellonpopsicle]

I never want to be so negative and annoying that people always unfollow and block me but I’m drowning in my thoughts all the damn time and I think I deserve to have my own space where I can share things I like and also vent but that comes with not having people to share things with sometimes ..

[groovytimes]

I lost a gig because I am “too nice”.

[micecakes]

ok warm tea makes mouse tummy hurt 🫠

[peyton--warren]

So very done.

[cassadyflies]

My wife’s family laughs and scoffs at me when:

I climb the stairs on my ass, cause my legs don’t work

I stay on the first floor and “refuse” to socialize upstairs

I sit quietly in the kitchen making coffee

I speak, because my tone is too flat

I speak, because my voice is too loud

I speak, because I say the wrong things

I look up, because my expression is not correct

I don’t make eye contact

I don’t take the supplements they offer, or I “wouldn’t still be disabled”

I do my treatments, even though they “clearly haven’t been working”

I stay home and don’t visit them

I visit them and cause them a burden

-I love my wife and I try to visit with her to support her. They don’t know ASL, so if I don’t come she can’t really communicate with them at all. But damn, it really does get exhausting always being the butt of the joke.

[parkersgarage]

I hate writing for fandoms late 💔💔like I watched twisters right when it came out and didn’t write for it until now and it’s DEAD on here 😭😭

[seza-and-her-exo-obsession]

Humidity be like: has shower, walks out of bathroom sweaty

[diaz-fox]

i wish hayfever a very die

[archstar]

I’m now realizing my inability to do a significant amount of work today is because I had *too* much coffee…which I had because I was feeling tired and napped earlier.

[lotus-pear]

insufferable boyfriends for pride month yw