#can’t say I’m too surprised that my top post is the serpentine one

[ask-the-oni-warlords]

I posted 44 times in 2021

36 posts created (82%)

8 posts reblogged (18%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.2 posts.

I added 220 tags in 2021

#ninjago oni warlords - 25 posts

#ooc - 24 posts

#art - 24 posts

#ninjago oni - 24 posts

#ask-the-oni-warlords - 23 posts

#venge - 21 posts

#ninjago venge - 21 posts

#decer - 20 posts

#ninjago decer - 20 posts

#ha’eed - 18 posts

Longest Tag: 122 characters

#there is a hybrid pup character (or there’s technically two?? i guess?? kind of??) that will be making an appearance soon!

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Ha’eed:

Age: Over 1,500

Gender: Male

Height: 7’2

Status: Leader of the Oni Clan of Hatred

Preferred Weapon: Bare hands

Powers:

- Empathetic abilities (can sense others emotions and detect their deepest fears and desires)

- With Mask:

- Invincibility

- Heightened empathetic abilities

Abilities:

- High pain tolerance

- Super strength

Personality: Angry/grumpy, irritable, serious

Other facts:

- Decer nicknamed him “pigtails.” He hates that nickname. She loves using it.

- He constantly bullies Decer about her height

- He also teases her about being small and compact like an Oni Scout

- This stems from the fact that when Venge and Ha’eed first met her, Ha’eed mistook her for a scout instead of the Warlord of Deception

- Although he will never admit it, Ha’eed considers Venge and Decer his siblings and would die for them.

- Constantly declaring war on everybody (it’s an empty threat... most of the time)

Information about the Oni Clan of Hatred:

- Everyone is this clan is a tank. Even the smallest of these oni tend to be bigger and more muscular than your average oni

- They have extremely high pain tolerances

- There is a small chance for some of the oni in this clan to have empathetic abilities. So far, Ha’eed is the most powerful empath in oni history, but that doesn’t mean he’s the only one with these powers

- Warriors are highly valued in oni society, but especially in the Clan of Hatred

- This clan in particular has a long history of war, and before the three warlords became allies, was at odds with the other clans as well as the dragons the most out of the three clans

13 notes • Posted 2021-04-29 00:17:47 GMT

#4

Mystaké clutched her quill a little tighter as the Thinker’s Tea’s effects made her head swirl. Her eyes hazed over as the tea brought back centuries worth of memories. She began to write, struggling a bit to focus on the page instead of the images in her mind.

Ah, the miracle of Thinker’s tea, she thought. She only wished that she could choose what not to remember, instead of remembering both the good and the bad alike.

The book in the first frame is based off of this image from the Ninjago canon book thing that Tommy Andreasen made a post about:

This is the first of two introduction pages! Asks will open soon!

13 notes • Posted 2021-04-11 21:02:16 GMT

#3

So correct me if I'm wrong the oni hunt the human's the human's hunt the dragons and the dragon hunt bought human's and oni alike right? If the human's hunt the dragons shouldn't you let the human's do the dirty work for you? you could save a lot of time and soldiers that way. Maybe you can even make a alliance until the dragons are gone? Our maybe you can't because of oni pride.

by the way while we are on the topic of the humans... how did they even get to the first relm?

“…moving on. The dragon hunters are not quite human, or at least not like the humans of Ninjago. They appeared alongside the dragons and the oni when the First Realm was created.”

16 notes • Posted 2021-06-23 16:34:51 GMT

#2

Can we see your human form? (And Ha’eed calm the fuck down we’re just invisible people who know way too much about you guys, nothing to worry about)

WE HAVE OUR REVEAL OF ONE OF THE CENTRAL PARTS OF THE AU!

The explanation is under the cut!

This AU is mainly based off of that one tweet Tommy Andreasen made where he said that it was heavily implied that Mystaké was one of the three oni warlords and killed the other two (I can’t find the original tweet). Personally, I headcanon that Mystaké used to be the Oni Warlord of Deception- it kind of fits her character, given the fact that she has kept her identity as an oni secret for so long and plays tricks on the SOG (also, the markings above her eyes resemble the mask of deception).

So, this AU mainly follows Mystaké as she reflects on her past as a warlord. Of course, there’s going to be a lot more AU stuff, this is probably going to deviate from canon quite a bit. Namely the fact that the three warlords have a sibling-like relationship, and in canon they probably hated each other. However, how the AU ends is going to be up to you ;)

23 notes • Posted 2021-05-27 01:02:27 GMT

#1

Your welcome.

Veng quick question have run into a serpentine yet?

31 notes • Posted 2021-07-24 22:19:22 GMT

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One Shot: Happy Ending

I'm finally done with the Robert massage story. Naturally it gets NSFW. 😉 Enjoy. ❤️❤️❤️

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Robert has you right where he wants you: naked and face-down on the bed. He knows you've had an exhausting day. He knows how to make it better.

He's thrown your red silk scarf over the lamp to dim the lights and set the mood. Barry White is playing on the stereo.

"I think this is warm enough now," he says. You can't see it, but you know he's talking about the bottle of oil that he was heating gently in warm water.

He straddles you, and his bare thighs rest against yours. You think of the best times when he has mounted you, face to face, and you’ve felt that same sensation of skin on skin. Then you get lost in visions of him onstage, his denim clinging to those soccer-sculpted thighs like a second skin. His legs are one of the many things that you love about his body.

The scent of sandalwood wafts to you and interrupts your pleasant fantasies. It's your sign that he has rubbed the oil in his hands to warm it further.

He glides his hands up your body to either side of your spine, then glides them back down. He repeats this a few times with strokes that get more and more firm.

“This is not an official massage move, but…” He lightly teases up the furrow of your spine with an impossibly slow finger. Then he cups the back of your neck with one of his large hands. He moves your hair to the side with his other hand and whispers, “I think you won’t mind if I mix some pleasure in with the business, yeah?” His tongue teases your ear and he kisses down the side of your neck before he resumes the massage.

He pauses for more oil and starts with the bottoms of your feet, working each surface in a way that is sublime after a busy work day.

You are surprised to realize how much tension you must’ve been holding in your calves and thighs when seconds of pain in those areas give way to total relaxation.

He shows his love for your ass by covering the area with a feather-light caress before he eases more tension away with a firm set of hands. Some of his strokes move your cheeks enough to tug at the lips of your core. You savor the feeling. You can’t tell if it’s accidentally or on purpose, and you don’t care either way.

He continues on. He works away the knots in your lower back, the tension higher up, and the stiffness of your neck. You’re feeling high, and the earlier part of the day is a distant memory.

He whispers in your ear. “Time to turn over, darlin’.” You marvel at how faraway his voice sounds in your stupor of pleasure. He has done a fantastic job so far.

You roll onto your back in what feels like slow motion. Your brain barely registers the scent of more sandalwood oil being heated in Robert’s hands before he massages the tension away in each of your toes and the front of your thighs.

Your arms feel like they could float in the air when he releases the tension in each one, and his work on your hands and fingers is also transcendent. You feel all of the stressed, nervous energy leaving your body.

You’re half asleep when he presses his weight on top of you and whispers, “I’m off duty now, girl… Strictly pleasure from here on…”

You’re too relaxed to acknowledge him with anything but a slow smile.

He cups your breasts, one after the other, with a light touch and licks your nipples to attention before nipping each one. The spark of mild pain from his teeth wakes you up a bit.

He follows up with more lapping and sucking of your breasts while his tongue ignites electric sensation inside of you.

You start to writhe on the bed. His hands journey down your sides while his tongue sinfully greets much of your torso. At this point, you feel his manhood dragging across your skin, making you more and more desperate to feel his size inside of you.

When he realizes that you're trying to lift your hips to meet his cock, he laughs. "You won't be feeling any of that for a long time, dear…" He continues with his tongue on a slow path below your navel. "But you will get more of this than you can stand…"

He rests his hand on your entrance and lets a finger fall between your lips, lazily trailing it in your wetness, while he holds your gaze. You can't help but squirm and grow impatient for the goodness that you know is on the way.

He rears up and kisses you one more time before he prepares to camp out at your entrance.

He gently spreads your outer lips and begins. You're still woozy from the massage, but the motion of his tongue wakes you up. A velvety warmth pools inside of you as your sensitive skin comes alive.

You savor the warmth and wetness of his tongue. His mouth is as nimble on your sensitive skin as it is on his harmonica.

You realize that he wasn't kidding about being in no hurry. Time becomes an otherworldly concept as he ushers your body through gradually escalating highs of pleasure, one apex exceeded after the other. Your clit aches for more, more, more, and your breathing turns staccato.

You’ve been watching the earnest movement of his head between your legs and the serpentine undulation of his curls across your skin, but you close your eyes and turn inward now. You begin to roll your hips to meet the lusty movements of his mouth. It’s instinct, meant to satisfy you and entice him to abandon his efforts and grind his body against yours in a primal dance.

It’s all you can think about now, his cock on the move inside of you. Your breath hitches at the thought.

He seems to sense your desires, and he puts two of his fingers to work inside of you. You enjoy the sensation, but it only makes you want his cock more. You wail and beg for him to penetrate you.

Robert smirks at you again. “It’s coming soon, darlin. You’ll get all of me really soon, don’t you worry. I can tell you’re close.”

Your voice rises and you begin to chant his name. You arch into him even more. You feel the last bit of your control slipping away.

You ride his finger and his mouth faster. It’s almost more than you can bear.

Just as you’re about to beg again for his cock your climax races through your body, causing you to tremble in response to its insistence.

You’re still trembling as Robert abandons his post between your legs to whisper in your ear: “I told you I’d take care of you, darlin’. Now,” he says, thrusting himself deep inside of you, “it’s your turn to take care of me.”

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U guys wanna know what I think about that hell hotel show

I feel like twitter’s very tired of seeing ppl talk about Hazbin Hotel, so I putting my opinions on tumblr where they belong. I’m not a “professional critic” by any means, but I’ll try my best given what I know. And don’t worry, I’ll be incredibly nit-picky to suit the internet’s needs.

I’m gonna mainly focus on HH itself instead of Vivzie’s accusations because that's a WHOLE other can of worms to open.

During the time of me writing this, I haven’t watched any YT reviews, but I’ve read a few threads criticising the show, so take that as my social influence bias.

My ted talk is allllll below the cut. Enjoy~

Context: 

My first exposure of Vivzie’s work was her “Die Young” animation that I came across around 2016. Instantly I fell in love with how “smooth” and lively her animation was, and especially the fact that it was hand drawn. Animation like that was extremely rare to come by (and still is) and seeing her execute it so well with such complexed characters was amazing to my fetus self. 

A few years later and I see the first trailer for HH. I instantly went OH I RECOGNISE THAT STYLE AND THOSE CHARACTER TYPE DESIGNS and was looking forward to what it had to offer. 

On “opening day” I watched the pilot ASAP to avoid my opinions from getting warped by all of the key-mash memes and post call-out bitching (literally the extremes of the HH opinion spectrum), and overall.....

I thought it was good. 

Not ground breakingly amazing, not horrifically terrible, but charmingly good.

(Ok now it’s actual review time)

Animation Quality:

As a hand drawn animation that has the freedom to get creative with its shots, a lot of effort was clearly put into how everything moves (it definitely didn’t take any lazy flash puppet shortcuts for the main sections of the show) and I can appreciate that. However it tends to be... rather inconsistent, most likely due to the varying skill level of the animators on the project. It’ll be nice and smooth one minute, and then awkward and choppy the next which can make the viewing pretty confusing at times. I’ll be honest I found myself overlooking these inconsistencies due to the characters and backgrounds themselves being very visually engaging, especially considering how over designed some of them can be (which I applaud the team for handling cuz wow that must have been painful). However, the needle thin and exaggerated art style makes some things incredibly hard to look at. While it helps with adding fancy details, it hurts in catching peoples eyes in the right place.

It’s also chalk full of little details, visual gags, and references that are hilarious to look at if you have the luxury of pausing every two seconds (the news segment and Sir Pentious turf war w/ Angel and Cherri are good places to look). But I feel like these lil details were put in at the cost of some some continuity errors (Charlie not wearing her coat in one shot, and having it back on in the next, papers being blank, etc.) and lip-syncing issues which really shouldn’t be happening considering all of the detail they were able to put in. There are also some shots that have just SO MUCH detail put into them, only to be shown for less than a second. I get that’s the cost of animation sometimes, but save the detail for the shots that need it, because at that point you’re just causing the animators to waste their efforts.

However, I was surprised at how professional the soundtrack and editing was. Not one but THREE songs in this single episode was really surprising, and the variation and quality of each was great (as cringy as Charlie’s song is)

But overall, the production quality is surprisingly good for a project like this, the editing, sound effects, and sound track act like a cherry on top. Of course there are some noticeable drops in quality, but given time and a budget, it has enough chops to look like an actual show.

Writing: 

As far as overarching plot goes, it seems like it’s going to be one of those procedural shows that tries to be serialised, but it’s a creative twist on hell and has an interesting premise to begin with. You can get really creative with seeing how you’d dive into getting redemption out of all of these seemingly lost causes, and I’m sure there are many people willing to know the backstories our main cast. As a pilot, it did it’s job of launching the plot very well, setting up the premise of the hotel and introducing characters in a very engaging way. I was legit really interested in each segment with who in introduced, and it didn’t feel like I was being overloaded with names to remember (which can be a problem for many medias and introductions). The cohesion between each scene is VERY smooth, and I genuinely enjoyed some of the cliché cuts/gags. 

Unfortunately I can’t extend this interest to our main character. Charlie is one of the most generic tropes we’ve ever seen. She’s a boring Disney princess who has a “cute happy positive goal to change her world” and the only thing that would make her more generic is if she wore a dress and cried “I’m tired of being so privileged”. 

(Although it’s impossible to tell, I honestly think Viv is just projecting through her, especially considering how horrifically accurate the hotel’s opening mirrors the internet’s reaction to the pilot itself)

I would be more forgiving if she was a supporting character or someone less important, but she’s the freaking protagonist, arguably the character that has to be the most interesting. Angel’s personality seems to be “flirty porn star”, and while that’s just as bad as being a boring Disney princess, at least he gets a few jokes and has a profession more interesting than Charlie’s. Around the end of the pilot he just seems like he’s getting involved because Viv likes giving him attention. If he’s supposed to be leeching off of the hotel, wouldn’t not care if it survives or not?

(There’s that whole stereotype issue that everyone keeps bringing up, but I genuinely think that’s BS because people are blatantly ignoring the fact that Angel is a porn star, Vaggie is portrayed as helpful, and that the show takes place in H E double hokey sticks.)

The transitions may be smooth, but the dialogue pacing can get really awkward at times. This paired with the animation sometimes having awkward quality drops makes some movements incredibly jagged, and has some detailed shots show for incredibly unbalanced screen time as mentioned before. 

I don’t have enough to give voice acting it’s own section so I’m just popping it down here:

The voice acting is legitimately better than several big name projects I know. It’s consistent, great at expressing the character’s mood properly, and each voice fits each character perfectly. My only gripes are that Alastor and Sir Pentious tend to grain on you after awhile due to them keeping a single tone for too long. 

Character Design: AKA the only thing I have legitimate experience with.

First thing’s first. The characters are WAY too over designed. There are so many markings and accessories that are incredibly unnecessary. I think the mindset for these characters was “the more complicated and attractive the better”, which makes them look like they’re designed by an edgy tumblr artist (heck I fall for this too some times).

Especially if a character is going to be animated, you have to keep in mind the value of simplicity. You absolutely don’t have to fill in your character with markings and trinkets to make them look unique, I mean just look at the gen 1 pokemon starters. Thanks to the limitations of the game, the sprites were forced to be simple, and it was that simplicity that made them such unique and varied creatures. You can tell Blastoise is a bulky water blasting turtle just with a quick glance. 

Many of the characters suffer from over complication, but I’ll look at Husk for example. He has these stripes all over him that do not contribute to who he’s supposed to be at all, and only look like they’re added to make him more unique. The markings that DO help are the little card suite marks on his wings, because those at least infer he’s linked to a casino/gambling type of theme. I would say his outfit helps as well, but formal wear and bowties are worn way to often by the main characters, which brings me to another problem.

They may look different, but they feel way too similar. From the same skinny body type, to generic head shapes, to outfits, the focus characters just don’t stand out amongst each other. Even the ones with interesting features still suffer from feeling generic. I’d say Sir Pentious is a good example of this. He has a serpentine/naga body and clever hair style that make his concept really creative, but his skinny body type, complicated eyes all over his tail, and generic “young but supposed to be at least middle aged” face just push him back into obscurity. He’s even wearing the SAME outfit as Alastor (who's an even worse offender of that generic face problem), and unless Viv has some plan to link the two, I’d say the characters need to stop using a dress code.

A successful character design can to tell you who the character is just by looking at them. You should be able to tell if a character’s personality, function, age, the universe they belong in, and if they’re important or not, and that’s a big problem when it comes to the background characters. If you pause on one of the extras for a minute you can see all of the effort put into designing them, and that takes away so much attention from the main cast. Not only that, but they have actual variations in their body types and outfits, which makes them more intriguing than who we’re supposed to be interested in.

Regardless, this pilot has potential, and if they can get someone to comb out the flaws, you can end up with something good. No one can deny a legitimate animation was made here, and the team successfully executed the start of a story, and that’s something anyone can look up to.

TLDR: The pilot is good. It has some major flaws, but it has potential to be a good show.

If you actually read this far epstein didn’t kill himself.

[drferox]

Fantasy Biology: Gorgons & Medusa

This time around the Gorgons, including the most famous Medusa, won the Fantasy Biology poll. This species has had many versions through classical history, including different origin stories and frankly bizarre family trees, but for the sake of coherence and simplicity I am going to assume this species is a species, one with internally consistent biology that doesn't give birth to pegasi via decapitation, and that gorgons are created when other gorgons love each other very much, not by ticking off various gods.

I'm also going to assume the species does not have wings, as some depictions give them fairly normally placed wings, and others sprouting off their heads, and this just seems too inconsistent and 'extra'.

The medusa/gorgon we're most familiar with is fairly reptilian in nature and appearance. The 'snakes for hair' thing puts a lot of points in the 'reptile' column, and their body being described as scaled fits that description also.

The shape of that body is certainly human like above, enough for a torso and arms at any rate, but there are lots of real reptiles with limbs so the humanoid shape up top isn't stretching the imagination too far.

Some versions have a long, snake-like tail instead of legs. This is perfectly doable to extend the rib cage down into a snake body, but this has interesting implications for internal anatomy.

For one, snakes have very long bodies, and very short tails. The junction between body and tail is where the cloaca appears way down the far end of the serpent. So if our gorgons have a snake body, their relevant orifice is going to be way, way away from the head end. Their internal organs are also going to be spread out along the body. Most snakes have their heart something like 20-30% of the way along their body from head to cloaca, so it is probably not located in the region that resembles the human chest.

The gorgons, though less commonly medusa, are often depicted with large fangs or boar tusks. No reason why you couldn't allow this, but the question you'd have to answer is are those tusks venomous? Most venomous fangs are rather small and needle like, so I'd be inclined to assume the larger tusks are not.

Now, onto the interesting bits.

Here we have another creature with a reputation for turning victims to stone, and having a head full of venomous snakes. I've written about the cockatrice turning victims to stone before, and I can't think of any better mechanism to fit both of these requirements than a venom which induces hypercalcemia.

If a hypothetical venom rapidly induced hypercalcemia it could do two things:

Intravenously, rapid hypercalcemia will cause cardiac arrest and death.

In soft tissue (skin, muscle, fat) it will cause mineralisation, or turning to bone.

That's close enough to turning to stone to the untrained eye.

So if we have one venom that can perform both functions, how can the creature turn a person to stone with a look? With an aerosol spray in contact with the mouth and eyes.

Your skin is a fairly resistant barrier to most things, that's why you've evolved it, but your mucus membranes (such as the lining of your mouth, eyes, deep inside your nose and other orifices) are not, and they can absorb molecules, including many toxins across their surface.

So imagine instead of 'hair', the gorgons have numerous tendrils with a superficial resemblance to snakes, each equipped with primitive proto-eyes only able to detect light, dark and movement, which reflexively lash out towards the latter in an attempt to latch on and inject the hypercalcemic toxin, or spray it in the general direction.

Then imagine the victim copping a face full of that toxin, the venom hitting the eyes, and those eyes begining to calcify...

It might not be the 'instant turn to stone' of legend, but it would result in potentially severely affected survivors making it just long enough to tell the tale, which is what legends really need.

Having the numerous snake-hair respond to movement and light does present an awkward hurdle in the reproduction of the species. If they reproduce in an at all traditional manner, they will firstly need to be resistant to their own venom (perhaps what the scales are for), but they may find the whole endeavor simpler to do in the dark, in order to avoid upsetting each other's hair.

As a side note, while there's no particular reason I suppose why you couldn't have a male gorgon, they have all traditionally been described as female. A reptilian species does not require a male to reproduce, males are entirely optional, because a surprising number of species are capable of parthenogenesis, sometimes called the 'virgin birth' where a female can produce viable, fertile eggs without a mate, which are essentially their clones.

As an additional side note, if you have a parthenogenic reptile species which also is an induced ovulator, the need to simulate mating somehow in order to reproduce and I'm not saying that makes all gorgons lesbian lizards... but it's certainly a possibility you could consider.

Also if they're reptiles, they don't need mammaries.

As a final note, the gorgons were commonly associated in some way with the sea. Consider sea snakes in their design, a group which are notorious for being even more deadly than their land bound counterparts, and capable of quite brilliant coloration. Medusa was knows for the golden color of her human hair, after all.

So with all those thoughts and biological plot hooks in mind, consider the following variants:

Coastal: A traditional gorgon, these ladies will fish in the reef by combing over its nooks and crannies, allowing their serpentine hair to probe the hidder corners for fish, crustacea and eels. Highly venomous and dangerous on land, the can sometimes be spotted sunning themselves before a dive.

Desert: The desert gorgons may not be seen for years on end during a drought, hibernating below the soil until enough moisture penetrates their hiding place and they reemerge to hunt in the fresh bounty of nature.

Rain forest: Everything poisonous in the rain forest is brightly colored, and the dangerous gorgons are no exception. Some claim, however, that the cunning and intelligent creatures can change their gaudy hues, not unlike the chameleons they share their home with.

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WIP Game

The Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.

I was tagged by the wonderful @jimalim a while back. It took me a bit to compile all the projects I’m working on, but here they are! Fingers crossed that some actually get finished 😂

Bughead:

For All Time — World traveler and photographer Betty Cooper knew her entire life that Jughead Jones was meant to be the love of her life. When they finally meet, somewhere in the shops of an old Brooklyn borough, he is taken aback by her sudden insistence that they belong, however he is subjected to her theories as they continue on their assignment together, backpacking across Europe collecting tales for his travel blog. When he begins to have visions of her death, however, he begins to question whether what she says is true, and as their relationship deepens, he starts to give in to the emotions she claims they’ll share together. When signs point to her impending demise, can he work to stop the clock in time or will he lose the one person he never knew he needed until he had her? And should she perish, can he fight to get her back or will he learn that sometimes love may not be enough to transcend time? 

Snapshots — What’s a story only half-told?An afternoon of reading old diaries and manuscripts turns into a lifetime of memories played before Betty and Jughead as they dig through the past. What were the moments leading up to the romance of sophomore year that stood out to Betty in her diaries, Jughead in the manuscript he wrote about his story with the girl-next-door? How did their epic love story play out for the couple beyond the events of Jason Blossom’s murder that shook the bedrock of Riverdale? -- Currently on AO3

INSIDE -- Stepping into her father’s shoes was always the plan for ambitious detective Betty Cooper, her endless dream of taking down the bad guy imprinted on every step of her path from childhood to adult. She had worked hard to gain the respect of her superiors, and suddenly she lands the opportunity of a lifetime – going undercover to investigate the shocking murder of Jason Blossom, the son of a well-known businessman in Riverdale, NY. The job was simple: get beneath the surface, lie low, and pay attention. However, when Betty is assigned to infiltrate the Serpents, a notorious gang in the Southside part of town, she finds it harder than expected to blend in, catching the eye of nefarious leader Jughead Jones. Will she make it out alive with the answers she craves, or will she find herself stepping in the path of a very dangerous man, locked in the snake pit that she can’t escape?

In Her Own Words -- At the young age of 19, Elizabeth Cooper, daughter of the Earl of Cooper, found herself courted and wooed by the famous heir to the House of Andrews, the crowned prince who she was to wed. After a hasty engagement, a whirlwind of press and protocol, Betty found herself surrounded by people but still felt so alone, her mental health taking a dive as her marriage began to crumble around her feet. Her husband’s secret affair with long-term friend Veronica and the spotlight of the world upon her both lead to years of self-harm and isolation, and soon the only joy she feels is the sparkle of laughter she shares with the Prince’s personal secretary, Forsythe “Jughead” Jones. She puts on a brave face beneath the scrutinizing gaze of the public eye, but inside she’s falling apart, and it isn’t long before she learns she has to push back and fight for herself or else she won’t survive. Will the reaffirmed belief in true, albeit forbidden love with her close friend and confidante claim her downfall or will it give her the strength to stand on her own two feet and become the Queen she was always meant to be?Or the retelling of Princess Diana’s tragic, yet inspiring life based off the documentary “Diana: In Her Own Words”. This story will be interview style in the first person with Princess Elizabeth “Betty” Cooper with memories and flashbacks retelling her ill-fated romance and involvement with the House of Andrews, and her future beyond the weight of the crown.

But Now I See -- Ever since she was a child, Betty Cooper felt she was meant for something greater, meant to make the world shine brighter. As she grew older, and life became too difficult, she sought comfort in the church, soothing her emotional scars with the words of God and Christ. Devoted to her cause and her faith, she sets forth on a course to take a vow of postulancy. For most of his life, renowned pianist Jughead Jones always kept his head down, choosing to create his own masterpieces in the shadows, free without the confinements of society. His life is forever changed, however, when he gets into a horrific car accident, the end result being a crippling blindness that makes him question everything he thought he knew.When the two meet in the hospital ward and strike up a friendship, they begin to doubt their beliefs in both faith and purpose. Will Betty complete her journey to become a nun or will she realize her purpose lies in the heart of another, and will Jughead finally learn to believe in the good of fate or will he succumb to the demons that haunt him forever?

That’s Why I’m Here -- oneshot where Betty and Jughead meet at an AA meeting, bonding over their broken parents

Title still undecided -- Betty is a sex talk show host who is, in reality, fairly inexperienced with good sex. Jughead is a journalist who tries to uncover the truth about the sensationalized, famous show host. She ends up getting him to break down his walls while he teaches her a thing or two about good lovemaking. Basically an excuse to write porn with good plot.

SweetVee:

Title still undecided -- serial killer AU where Veronica and Sweet Pea try to track down a killer obsessed with Veronica 

Title still undecided -- Veronica takes her daughter with her to live at Alice Cooper’s ranch after her messy separation from her husband where she meets ranch hand Sweet Pea.

Relatively Stable -- For the first time since medical school, Veronica Lodge, MD was on top of her game. One of the youngest and most sought after doctors at Riverdale General, she exuded both sophistication and grace as she fought to save life after life in the Intensive Care Unit. But when an ambitious new nurse named Sweet Pea challenges her authority, she takes it personally, and the two butt heads by the bedside, patient after patient.When a young man comes through the Emergency Room one night, bleeding out from a massive car wreck, Veronica and Sweet Pea have to put aside their differences to save his life. Fighting to keep their patient stable starts to bring them closer, their feelings becoming far more carnal than clinical, and despite their numerous differences Veronica may learn that Sweet Pea is just what the doctor ordered.Will both their relationship and their patient survive the night? Find out in Relatively Stable, a medical narrative that asks the question – is love the best medicine or can the heart only take so much before it arrests and dies?

On The Run -- Veronica Lodge was on the verge of seventeen, and all she wanted to do was forget about the responsibilities her parents expected of her and revel in the passion she shared with secret boyfriend, bad boy biker Sweet Pea, who had a reputation that made her rich father’s blue blood boil. Defying her parents’ wishes, she sneaks out of her penthouse bedroom one evening for a twilight filled with freedom, experimental sex, and cocaine-fueled excitement. However, what starts as an act of teenage rebellion quickly turns into a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, a run-in with the Ghoulies leading to an all-out brawl that spells trouble for the ill-fated lovebirds. As Sweet Pea and Veronica flee for their lives, on the run from violent gangs, vigilant law enforcement, and her family’s disappointment, Veronica has to make a choice — give up the rush to enter adulthood with a safe, respectable reputation or throw it all away for the bad boy with a cold sneer and a heart of gold.

My Favorite Piece of You -- Cakes, tarts, and pies -- all delectable treats served up at the Serpentine Bakery, the lunch time haunt that ambitious businesswoman Veronica Lodge frequents every single day. For the past year, she’s been coming to the cafe, indulging in its simple pleasures, until one day she unknowingly insults the attractive yet surly owner, motorcycle enthusiast Sweet Pea. After a sour meet cute, the two begin to form a connection over the concoctions that he creates behind the counter of the bakery, an appetizing alliance that takes them both by surprise. However, over time they begin to wonder if the chemistry between them can withstand a dose of sugar or if their relationship has too much spice to be a good thing. They’ll have to knead out the kinks in their peppery personalities if they want their love to rise, but one thing’s for sure -- Veronica Lodge has got one Hell of a sweet tooth.

Multiship:

To Riverdale, with love -- What is Christmas to the stranger next to you? Is it a time to sing joyous carols door to door in the freezing cold? Is it a time to curl up next to a fire with a cup of hot cocoa while surrounded by loved ones? Is it a time to bury beneath blankets to hide from the sorrow of what a Christmas without that special someone feels like? Follow along in this seasonal treat as nine stories weave in and out like holiday tinsel in this Love Actually inspired fanfic, including the romance and friendships of nine different pairings in Riverdale, the town where one might just find that love truly is all around. -- COMING CHRISTMAS SEASON 2018

There’s also a whole host of one shot ideas and other multi-chapter fics I have saved, but haven’t quite touched yet. 

If you’d like to know more about any of these projects, please feel free to reach out to me!!!