#can’t believe this guy is like my new muse tho….. horrible

[ashipiko]

ace trappola tries warning the new heartslabyul kid

[starlight-ascension]

My Friend Watches Suite: Part 3

this actually happened weeks ago but i keep forgetting i haven’t already posted these. will be somewhat half-assed since i scrolled for AGES to get the reactions and it’s rather laggy as a result. 

she keeps calling Bassdrum “Buttbeard”. Sounds like the world’s worst pirate. 

she sent XD emojis at the villains watching a recording of the girls’ henshin sequence and the reason i am bringing this up is that this is more evidence that anyone who thinks magical girl transformations are actually instantaneous is an idiot and i am putting this out there. 

“Okay, HECK YOU Buttbeard, you actually made me smile when you blew a bubble 'cause I love bubbles but then it had to be to trap Hummy, you used BUBBLES for evil, if anything's unforgiveable it's THAT >:-( >:-( >:-(” 

'You TRAP Hummy? You trap her body like the bug? Oh! Oh! Jail for Bassdrum! Jail for Bassdrum for One Thousand Years!'

She FREAKED OUT and capslocked when Siren disguised as Hummy, with things like “PLEASE RECOGNIZE THE SILVER CHARM AROUND HER NECK, I THINK HIBIKI CAUGHT ONTO THAT LAST TIME” and “THAT EXPRESSION DOES N O T LOOK RIGHT ON HUMMY'S FACE”

“Yo imagine if somecreature walked into the gym right now and saw these three Gandalfs with colored hair harmonizing and this weird skeleton-closet thing and this cat speaking and monologuing at another cat trapped in a floating bubble XD XD XD XD XD”

Every time Muse does the rainbow keyboard she keysmashes. I get it. 

"You're awesome, Mephisto!" “Greater lies have never been spoken.”

and i’ve got 66 unreads and no patience so i’m just going to skip to the episode with Beat’s first transformation and 

[initiate direct copy-paste]

And it looks like we're getting right to it, no replaying the final scenes from last episode or anything

So they're getting a stage ready for her instead of doing this right now. Cool. That buys some time for the good guys

HE CAN JUST?????? MAKE MINIONS????? FROM THE HAIRS OF HIS BEARD???????? KLFDHSGKJSHAGKJSHFGKJLFHLXDXDXDXDXDXD JKWEOSOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGG

GIANT DEMONIC MUSHROOMS

A) Yeah, the old dude I keep forgetting the name of is definitely from the world Hummy's from B) What the heck is Mephisto doing with his hand sjdglksfg

I'm skipping the intro.

"I believe in Siren, so everything will be fine!" ...Hummy, even I think that's going a bit too far

"I understand. Please tell Siren your feelings." ...wELP, okay then klsdjglkds

Do I see Hibiki and Kanade both blushing a little there? Oh yeah, these girls definitely gay kdlsjgslkg

"She did something that horrible, and yet we still must believe in her?" Yes.

"If one of you turn to evil, will you stop believing in each other?" *CLAPS*

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

"I wonder what Hummy's doing right now." Eating cupcakes and thinking of happy times with you to keep her hopes up?

"She's probably so depressed!" ......She's actually not.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

"You actually love her, Siren!" "Nope. No use in trying to convince me. Sorry to disappoint all of you, but I hate Hummy. I don't have any feelings for her." *sings* Who'd you think you're kidding? She's the earth and heaven to ya! Try to keep it hidden - Hoooney we can see right through ya!

hmm. Buttbeard and Mephisto still up on some junk. Also, those hate-brainwashy things, I'm seeing some in Mephisto's ears too? djkfowmoh dang

The old dude just said "It's off" and had no other reaction to this??????HUMMY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! D~= D~= D~= D~= D~= D~= D~=

JFDBNDFSLIGUNFGIUFASNGIULAFSNGLFASUILGBFUISLGABRLOGARINLGBSDGOISDABGLNGBAFILGNEAHTEA

FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

*sings, looking shell-shocked* dO-do-do-do-do... CommerciAL breAk...

*SCREAMS*

HERGJHSFGSFJDKL HUMMY WAS TOTALLY UNAFFECTED BY THOSE THINGS KLSDHFSDKLADKL?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FJSKGLSDHGIUASR XD XD XD XD XD I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THAT SHE WAS JUST THAT STRONG BUT TURNS OUT SHE WAS JUST ASLEEP WHILE THE SOUND OF THOSE THINGS WAS PLAYING IN HER EARS XD XD XD XD XD

"I'm not stopping you." ?????

"I'm your friend, so I'm not going to get in your way." jfdiogjsfoiglJFKLOfjlksopqHSDJKGH????!!!!!! HUH?!?!?! WHAT WAS THAT--IS HUMMY BREAKING THROUGH TO HER??????

"I'm about to sing the Melody of Sorrow. The world will fall into sadness. Is that fine with you?" "Yes!" JKSDLKGJWljisow?????!!!!!!!!!!

"Even if this world falls into sadness, everything will be fine!"

JKFSGORSLHGUIOE ='~O ='~O ='~O ='~O ='~O ='~O !!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

"Because when that happens, you'll be crying with me."

JFIGHSFNLUGHSJGHSFLIGBFIGBSAUBIIHRAIUSHGDFSGBLIUSFAHGBIURSOTWYWONRIUBEFL

H-- HUMMY???

TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUMMY'S SINGING NOW OKAY FJKBNSFOR

(*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT)T (TOT) (TOT) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3(TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

IT WORKED IT WORKED I THINK IT WORKED KLSDJGKSDHGLJKSDHGIURWHGUILSBHO

"Believe in them. A miracle will definitely occur."  ldfjsighsauihuibsdufggbaiurshfuwi4agbJNKSDGNWIR

(;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) (;O;) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) (TOT) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh frick

OH FRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DHSGJSDHBGLJKFSBNGLUSFHGLESIURGSFGHRSDIUHGESROIHGERHSFIOHGSFAPIGHARSIPGHSRDFJPISFHGSAFIPHASFIPGJSFAIGARHASFIGHSFAPIGJRSAGJDFIKGSAFOIGSAIGJSARIGJRAJSFIKGHSFPIGJARSGPIWRASJGSFAGHSAFOIGBRSAPUGWNRAGUWRAHGPIWRSHFPUSDANGPISAGRASHFIPSADHGSDPIAHGSADFWHASDIOGHBSADPIGFSHDANHPIGSDAHGWASDFHSDAIGHSDAPUGIDSHFSDAHGSDIGHSPDUIAFHNESAGRHSAIGPSDHAFPISAJGWAHGSIRAHWHJDSKFHADJKFGSDHKJFGDSBAJIFGBSDUILBUDBSH

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

KDSLJGODSHG OH GOOD THE THINGS CAME OUT OF HER EARS LKSHGLDSKGIR

HUMMY'S OKAY BUT ALSO FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK GIANT MONSTER MADE OF ALL THE NOTES OH GOD

DJSLKGSADHGLJKSDAHG

TRANSFORMATION TIME!!!!!!!!!!

(*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH KICK THOSE ARROWS YEAH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FRICK

MUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO OH NO OH NO IH NO OH NO

SAVE HUMMY SIREN

FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK

FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK

"Stop it!!!!!!!! Stop making Hummy sad!!!!!!"  DFJGIULESRHBNHGLIUSDBGLJDSABGHGRISUAGJIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O =~O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HSDJKFGSDALKJFHSDAIUFADSBGIUFBSDAIUFABDSIGUAESBFULAEISBFWIUAESLHGAWLIUEGWDHIUSGLSHDAIULGSBDALIUFBSDAUVIGASBIUFSAHBHFLUIWDSAHGILUSDABGSDIUABSDAIUBSADIUGHSDNAIUFSDAHIGUASBGIUARSBIUSABWASIUGHASGRHGIAS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SIREN'S A NEW CURE SIREN'S A NEW CURE SIREN'S A NEW CURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJFDSOKGLSHDLJKGFSHGJKLSDHGLASBGSAGOARULBGRALIBGARSIHGNARSIULGJWARSG I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN IT SOME POINT BUT STILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNMEFVBSIUBGURBGSRAIULGBSRLIUGBSDIUGSHNRDKGUBSDREIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NJXNVCPFFFT she dropped Hummy sdjhvsdlkjikeXD

jklJFLKDSOH! CURE MUSE GONNA CONVINCE HER TO STAY AND FIGHT???

DKJGLKFSJGHOISF

"I don't care what happens to Hummy..." Uhhh, literally everything that just happened says otherwise.

Muse speaks the truth

HECK YEAAAHHHH GO MELODY AND RHYTHM JKSDHGJKDSHGADU

"The Precure don't run from their feelings, no matter how hard it gets." YEAH. SLKDHJGLKSDGOFDHGFJDSFGRDFJTSGFDHHFDJ

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HECK YEAAAAAHHHH WE GOT ALLLLLLLLLL OF THOS ENOTES NOW WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awwww, is Mephisto gonna throw a tantrum? >:-)

"But I have the legendary score right here!" Oh, they'll get that back sooner or later.

"I'll defeat you later and take back those notes!" HA! Just you TRY

Where you gonna go now Siren?

*dances in my seat to the end theme*

NEXT EPISODE

Ha. Alexa play 22 by Taylor Swift. klsfjlgkfs

Okay, Hibiki's probably right in saying it won't be that easy, Siren still needs a bit of time to come to terms with this and all before she fully becomes their ally, but as to Kanade's "This may all be part of her plans again"....excuse me, I HIGHLY doubt turning into Precure is something that can be faked. Like, at all, remotely, EVER. And as good of an actress as Siren is, I don't think she could've faked that breakdown she had right before it either.

Wow, even Aphrodite doesn't know how that happened...

*doesn't skip the opening theme, but doesn't jump up and dance either*

*does tap my foot and hand though*

Oh hey, the kids found her

Oh dang, it's like Setsuna in that one episode, with that kid whose dog she turned into a monster I think--Oh friiiiiiiiiiiick

Wait, she's not an animagus anymore? =~O

And she can't shapeshift into other people anymore either klsdjglksdhgsljdghjriso =~O

Ohhhh is that necklace what let her do that????

Holy FRICK

I don't know what that title was, but I'm gonna call it Siren's Big Identity Crisis

"Appear before me, Siren!" Ha. You can't control her anymore, turdface.

I'm seeing those things in Mephisto's ears again... klsdhglksdg

Bassdrum: "We're letting Siren go, right?" Mephisto: "No! She's the only one who can sing the Melody of Sorrow!" Ohhhhhhh :-o :-o :-o :-o

"I have a good plan." I doubt it.

"My head doesn't hurt anymore..." hfisugfsdyygbafsyludhbaufukshdahnuisdhgai

;o;;o;;o;;o;;o;

"What a pretty sound. I thought I hated it, but why?" She was brainwashed into villainy from the start, wasn't she? And this was part of it...

"You don't need to have rights to enjoy music." Yeah! :-) :-) :-)

"No, I used music to do bad things!" ...And you feel bad about that now and aren't going to do it again, right? So it's fine.

;o; ;o; ;o; ;o; ToT ToT ToT ToT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

....Cure name foreshadowing?

XD XD XD XD FACE TACKLE<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

TOT TOT TOT TOT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

*sings like Gumball and Darwin through my tears* Do do do do do...! Commercial break...! *grabs a tissue and blows my nose*

Ayyyyy, Siren joining in the singing! 😄😄😄💗💗💗

oh? Note!

Does Hummy know how to be mad?

Doesn't seem so. XD

Oop, there they are

"Don't call me by that name anymore." Oh. I did wonder if she was gonna get a new name. I wonder what it'll be.

Oh! Ellen! She used that in one of her disguises, right?

Oh, get outta here Gandalfs. >:-(

Oh HECK, on top of everything else Bassdrum has to have complete disrespect for the environment too??? He can go step on a lego right now please.

TRANSFORMATION TIME!

Also it occurs to me now that they've said "Unforgiveable!" to all these villain attacks including all the ones Siren's been at the head of, and Ellen's like...seriously taken that to heart thinking she can never be forgiven for them........T-T ToT ToT ToT T^T <3 <3 </3 <3 </3 <3

(*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*)

FRICK

"If you want us to free her, then come with us to Minor Land and sing the Melody of Sorrow!" ...Or, she could just come over there and kick you in the groin and take Hummy back herself.

You didn't think thsi through at all, did you

Oh hey there Muse!

KICK HIM JUST KICK HIM

"No, I won't sing it." HECK YES

"It's because I don't want to make her sad! If I sing the Melody, then Hummy will drown in sorrow. I want her to sing happily, always." LET'S GOOOOO *APPLAUDS*

HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

TRANSFORMATION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And her henshin item was inside her alll along :-) :-) :-)

HECK YEAH, TRANSFORMATION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HECK YEAH, EAT THAT, MEPHISTO

HECK YEAH, SHE HIT HIM AND GOT HUMMY

HECK YEAAAAAAAH GO BEAT GO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEESSSS PURIFICATION ATTACK TIME AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

HECK YEAH ROCKIN' GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*grooves in my seat to the end theme somewhat*

So it looks like this is continuing still into the next episode. Which I will be watching now too. hjdsfgjsfkhsd

*dances in my seat to the opening theme*

New base?

Why are they hiding from this kid's dad... this looks like the start of something cute and wholesome dksjhg

"Ellen is confused right now. It's hard turning into a Precure all of a sudden." Yeah. Especially right after having been on the villain's side for some time.

<3 <3 <3 <3

Well, they showed up with cupcakes at just the right time

Yeah, why take the dad's work stuff

Okay then

Sooooo did he take his dad's work and run away because the dad was busy with work not paying attention to his kid or something?

OH..... ;O; well dang... ;o; ;o; ;o; <3 <3 <3

"When I was little, I got separated from my other too." Oh yeah! Hibiki really is the best person to talk to him about this then, she's had to deal with the same thing--Ellen???? 

Not the time, Ellen, not the time--D-:<

Freakin' heck, Ellen needs the same talk from these two that this kid does...

"The connection we have may disappear in an instant. So it's better not to have bonded in the first place." WRONG. If you just avoid any experiences that'll make you happy just so you won't have to deal with any pain that can also come of them, where does that leave you? Just not feeling anything for all your life? That would SUCK, dude.

ToT ToT ToT

oh hey Hummy

the faceless background characters be a little creepy if you focus on them too much

Oh? Stuffed cat?

"Why does Papa have this?" Maybe he was planning to give it to you.

OHHHH DID HE HANDMAKE IT TOO <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Heck yeah, you tell her!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!'

*sings like Gumball and Darwin* Do do do do do! Commercial break!

TvT TvT TvT TvT TvT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!

uh oh

DON'T YOU DARE NEGATONE THAT SWEET LITTLE STUFFED CAT

OH HECK YOU

TOT TOT TOT <3 <3 <3

TRANSFORMATION TIME

(*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*)

WOOP WOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH GO RHYTHM

GO MELODY

POOP

WOOOOOOOOO<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

She didn't realize exactly the harm she was doing until now huh.... ;-;

"I don't have the right to be a Precure." Yes you do! For heck's sake, just 'cause you did things that were wrong doesn't mean you can't recognize that and make up for them now, dummy! skfjdgls

"Siren. Forget about the Precure or what you have done. Siren. What do you want to do now?" *CLAPS*

"You gotta let go of that stuff from the past 'cause it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters... is what you choose to be now." - Po, Kung Fu Panda 2

HECK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

TRANSFORMATION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*) (*O*)

HA HAAAA I REMEMBER THAT MOMENT OF HER MAKING A GUITAR CHORD WITH HER HAIR HA HA HAAAA XD XD XD !!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY POOP I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE THREE COULD DO THAT KLSDGLKS

HECK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PURIFYING TIME

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye bye Mamoru's dad! <3

Oh hey Otokichi. Which is your name they're saying now which I'm trying to get properly stuck in my memory.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Wise words from this guy. One of the best arguments I've seen against that stupid "Every one of us is all alone" sentiment.

Oooooooh backstory reveal??????

hjklshdgdslkjfhdgslaru ;o; ;o; ;o; ;o; ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT ToT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dances in my seat to the end theme while crying rainbows*

I think that's a good place to end for the day

*collapses backward across the couch* Woooooooooo!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂💗💗💗💗💗💗💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💖💕💕💗💗💗😊😊😊😊😊💕💗💖💖💖

[moody-bloosh]

long pasts | 1

oKAY SO I REALLY WANTED TO GET THIS OUT, i had this idea for an urban fantasy modern au thing in my head for the longest time and i just NKLNALKA neEDED TO GET IT OUT OKAY. 

this thing was born from my love of cop procedurals and supernatural shows so behold, supernatural buddy cop au. another passion project of mine ;;; 

plEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS, (only if you want to tho uwu) 

Characters featured: Dio Brando, Giorno Giovanna, Jonathan Joestar

Summary: Because even monsters learn to care for things. Because even monsters have something they want to protect. Because even monsters have things they regret. 

The light is scarce. Your only source a solitary light bulb that casts a wan glow over your dank cell. You pass the time by watching the shadows flicker and dance on the wall of your cell. When you inevitably tire of that you lean back on the ground, and muse about the end of your short life, how unfair it all was, how it all ended so fast. You feel the sting of sorrow, knocking at the door of your unfeeling heart. You would cry, but you couldn’t anymore. Because the pain leaves, like an afterthought.

What is sadness and regret for a vampire? What are feelings? Let me tell you. It is a void. A dull emptiness that consumes you. Whatever flicker of a feeling you might have burns bright for an instant, then it is drained away, and all you’re left with is an all-consuming hollowness that threatens to overtake you. You know can still pretend to feel, you know how to empathize, but it leaves in an instant. To feel is an exercise, one you must study and learn. To feel is a muscle that you must willingly use. You are lucky at least, you know what it’s like. And you know know this because you were human once.

You take a deep breath even though you don’t need to. But it gives you courage; at least, that’s what you assume it felt like. When you stand up, you resolve to leave your regrets in this cage. When you knock on the door of your cell and you try to remember all the times you felt courageous and confident. (To be honest, there wasn’t much to go off of.)

“I’ll do it,” you say even though you have no stake in whatever goes on with the world now. You say you will do it even though there is no point to it, because living in this dark cell would get boring and you’d go insane if you stayed cooped up in this cage. A fate worse than death. So you kill off the last vestiges of your old self, and commit yourself to this purgatory.

The door to your cell opens, and you half expect to recoil from it, hissing and scratching at the warm light. But you don’t. The warmth is there, but only for an instant. The man smiles. He is Jonathan Joestar, the man charged with defending the country, the man who had found you off the side of the road tearfully devouring wild animals. You were to be his secret weapon in taking down the infamous crime syndicate – strange, you couldn’t remember what it was called…

Well, for whatever it was worth. The guy in charge of the syndicate was supposed to be the guy who turned you into this. So, there’s that. But truthfully, the opportunity for revenge didn’t appeal to you anymore. The drawback of losing emotions, you supposed. But maybe, if you could kill him. It would give you something new to feel. Jonathan chuckles as he clasps his hands together, his eyes glimmering with a conspiratorial twinkle.

“Shall we prepare then?”

Lovingly equipped with a choker that has an adorable bomb attached and a tracking device for good measure, if you were to say, wander off from your partner, your head would explode. Though it wouldn’t kill you, it would incapacitate you for about an hour. That was how they caught you, you remember. They blew up your head and then threw you into that cell and when you had reformed that was when they had asked you, no maneuvered you into joining their foolish crusade.

You watch as they hand your metaphorical leash to your newly appointed partner. A stunningly beautiful man with soft looking blonde hair and a smug smirk. Dio Brando, they called him. A prodigy and Jonathan’s adoptive brother. You meet his gaze head on to study him further, the look in his eyes told you something you had already surmised: that he was not a fan of your kind. Jonathan doesn’t seem to notice the hostility as he cheerfully moves to introduce the two of you.

Blatantly ignoring his hostility you stretched out your hand, “my name is _____.”

In lieu of a response, he pushes a button.

Jonathan groans as if it is some slight inconvenience, his brows are furrowed as he glares at Dio, “you certainly do have a knack for horrible first impressions.”

“Not horrible,” Dio says smugly, “memorable.”

You hear a beep and then everything goes dark.

When you wake up again, you’re in a car. That was certainly an explosive self-introduction. You look out the window, it’s a bright sunny day today. People amble around the street, phone in hand as they try to get where they want to go and cars pass by like lumbering elephants. You catch your partner’s reflection through the window and begin to think that he was born with a perpetual frown on his face.

“It was nice meeting you by the way,” you say, hoping to break the ice.

“The pleasure was all mine,” Dio says, “it’s good to see you’ve recovered from our first meeting.”

“It really blew me away,” you chuckled. Prompting a raised eyebrow from Dio, after all, he was used to people blowing up on him. So your disinterest and even amusement was… intriguing.  

Well, it wasn’t like you were going to plot his demise just because he blew your head up. You found that you were quickly becoming desensitized to certain aspects that would normally have irked you as a human. Perhaps that was the side effects of vampirism. Looking at it in the grand scheme of things, getting your head blown up wouldn’t be that big of a road bump. So you joke and take it all in stride. Surely, someday this would all be some memory you could recall and… well, you didn’t know if you’d be able to laugh at it.

Dio doesn’t take kindly to your disinterest, so instead he intentionally breaks hard so that you hit your head on the dashboard.

“Do try not to bore me, _____,” he says.

“Likewise, Mr. Brando,” you said, wiping away the dark thing that oozes from the small scratch on your forehead. Something dark flickers in the pit of your stomach, something vaguely human. You can’t help but smile. Because you know it will annoy him even more.

Thus, this was the beginning of your strange partnership. Sure, you had your differences. But there was just something about him. Something that made you feel as if you were still human, even when you had just finished devouring half of an infamous drug ring that threatened to distribute some type of new experimental drug that would threaten the country’s peace.

As much as you dislike it, you can’t help but begin to grow attached to Dio. There was something about the way he would wipe the blood and guts off your lips after he’d set you on some goons. Something about the way he was somehow so protective over his car, how deep down he was just a big dork.

There was something so quintessentially human about him and you coveted that. So you stand by him, fiercely protective and insanely loyal. Because you wanted to protect his fragile human life in the same way you wished you could have protected yours. You want him to live in the way you weren’t able to. So you plow through every mission by his side and rise up the ranks. Because when you were with him, you felt human.

Your next mission leads you straight into the heart of the leader of that infamous crime syndicate. Finally, all those days and nights spent ambling around in dirty motels and cramped cars would pay off. For once, the goal was something in your sight. No more taking down the syndicate from the inside. Now you were going to take down the syndicate itself. The elusive crime boss… whose name still eluded you, would finally be in the spotlight long enough for you to take them down.

The mission was simple, find the crime boss and take them down. Easy as pie. Dio would run recon and it was up to you to take them out, ‘as cleanly as possible’. Jonathan’s request. You maintain your vantage position on the ledge of the church, though something in your senses sing, ‘not right, not right, something isn’t right.’ Something strange colors the air in a way you are deeply unsure about.

You pause, taking a few steps back as you eye the busy suburb. It seemed like an ordinary Sunday afternoon, people in church, people in parks, people spending the day with their loved ones. You could hardly believe that there was a dangerous crime boss in town, but then again you should never judge a book by its cover. Frowning as you absently taking a sip out of your blood bag, you reach for your radio.

“Dio, tell me what the crime boss looks like again.”

Dio huffs on the other side of the line, “really? And I thought you vampires were supposed to be our superiors in every way.”

You snort, “my memory’s still good enough to remember that you threw me into a headlock when we first met.”

He chuckles, “and what fond memories those were. Fine, I’ll tell you, the crime boss – wait, I see movement. Head to the alley by the church.”

“Copy.” You jump down the roof, with everybody preoccupied with their lives, they never even noticed you. Blanketed by the shadows of the alleyway, you whisper into your communicator. “Now what?”

“Get to the church,” Dio instructs, “I do hope you don’t burn up by the way.”

“You’ve seen me walk around in the day and that’s the cliché you’re going for?”

“Clichés are there for a reason, dear ______.”

You shrug as you enter the church as casually as you can. Or at least, as casually as an undead wearing a ratty black shirt and dark fatigues could. The people are immersed in prayer, they wouldn’t notice a thing.

“Update on that crime lord, Dio, I need to know who I’m taking out.”

“Be patient,” he manages to say before he barks out your next orders, “take the seat in the very front. Left side.”

You weave through the congregation silently and finally; you take the seat in front. Half expecting the person beside you to be the crime boss, you are pleasantly surprised to find that it is simply an old woman. Her eyes closed and her hands folded in prayer.

“Dio?”

In lieu of a response, you hear an apology, then laughter. Something seems to click in your head, a switch being shut. You tremble as an uncontrollable thirst swells in your throat.

Burns. Burns. Burns.

You retch, coughing up blood. Your vision blurs. The only thing you can think of, is quenching your insatiable thirst. Everything is drenched in fog, you barely hear the screaming, barely register the crying. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. All you can smell is blood. All you want is blood. You move around. Why is it so noisy? It’s a church isn’t it? Shouldn’t it be quiet?

At the end of it all, when all was said and done. You no longer thirst. No. You don’t want to look at it, you don’t want to see it. You couldn’t have. Your shaky hands find their way to the doors of the church, you push. Was it a set up? What happened? You couldn’t have. You couldn’t have.

Your partner greets you on the front step. The beautiful suburb was burning behind him.

“Dio, are you alright?” You stumble to him, like a broken old man, like a weak little girl. “It was a set up, wasn’t it? Something’s wrong…”

You reach out to hold him, for comfort, for something human.

“No, everything went according to plan,” he tells you, as you cling to him, sticky with blood and guts, his voice soft and soothing, “I managed to take him down.”

“I don’t understand.”

“You played your part perfectly. You did everything right,” he says. “Scapegoat.”

When he pushes you away from him and clicks on the remote, before everything goes black, you catch a glimpse of his face. Twisted in joy, the face of a victor. Everything had gone to plan. You never even noticed the strings attached to you.

“Dio, why?”  

Beneath the glow of the stars, away form the acerbic air of the city, two figures huddle by a campfire. One of them shivers, the other is still. He is the lone survivor of a massacre that took place 10 years ago. One orchestrated by the infamous crime boss. The other, is said infamous crime boss, or rather, their hapless partner who took the fall for them so that said crime boss could expand his territory without the authorities breathing down his neck.

“So he betrayed you, all of you played into his hands that easily,” Giorno mused. “Is that why he tried to have us killed?”  

“To make it more believable,” you say. “And what a pretty picture it would paint, the man who brought down a criminal empire, lost his family in that whole debacle. No sane person would think he was complicit in any way. And then his treacherous, monster of a partner would be tossed somewhere to rot for all eternity.”

Giorno keeps quiet for a long time. The night is silent, save for the crackling of the fire.

“Then you found me in that coffin and a decade had passed me by,” you finished. “I never really got to thank you for that, did I?”

“No need,” Giorno says plainly, “the only thanks I want from you is your loyal service.”

Ah, yet again, were you to assist in the take down of a criminal organization? Really… You study the man, no, the boy really, in front of you. You didn’t know it at first, but he was the little one in the church. A miracle survivor from your massacre. Sometimes, you half-expect him to turn around and lock you back in your coffin. But he has something bigger he wants to accomplish. Something even bigger than avenging the deaths of everyone who meant anything to him. It was: kill the man who orchestrated the whole thing and then avenging those deaths.

“You look like your father, you know,” you tell him. “You look so much like Dio… when you opened that coffin…”

“Don’t say his name,” Giorno sneers.

He was so unlike his father. Dio, who had the warmest smile. Dio, who had such passionate eyes. It was only now that you truly understood, that his warmth belied ruthlessness. You never really knew who Dio Brando was. You couldn’t trust your memories, because most likely the man you thought you knew was simply a lie concocted in order to get you to fall for his ploy.  

When Giorno finds you, he asks you to join him on his mission. You accept because you have nothing to return to. Because his betrayal still stings, especially when all it can do is rot in a godforsaken coffin for 10 years. Because it is an ultimately, human thing to do.

Such is the tale. 

A boy who hates his father and a monster who wants to be human.

[somuchbetterthanthat]

OKAY. ramblings thoughts. I’m probably not coherent enough yet for this. I should relisten to the episode, I was too busy being a mess of emotions. But! I’m going in. Yes, by the way, it seemed i have entirely misinterpreted the ending of the episode, so, you can call me as dumb as you want.

“I know you said we should wait for basira” = Look, it implies even more time passed, and Melanie and Jon talked about the plan a bit. It also means that Melanie “refers” to Basira, that is, she definitely thinks Basira has more brain than Jon, who’s got so much heart, and - fair enough. But I’m really, really curious about Basira and Jon’s future dynamics, okay? I really fucking am. Especially now that Jon’s plan *gasps* worked. In a way. Either all of you guys are right and Basira was the one who saved him, in which case Jon might just defer to her as well like he’s been doing since the beginning of the season, OR, Jon getting out was independent of her, and he might start to, well; argue a bit more Basira’s general decisions. (let’s not forget, after all, she hadn’t told him about Helen....) (....yes, i just really fucking want some basira&jon drama I GUESS)

“If I don’t come back all you lose is...” JON MY DARLING WE LOVE YOU OKAY STOP HATING YOURSELF. God. That self-loathing and utter disregard of himself breaks my heart. He genuinely believes he’s unimportant in their lives - or, worst, he’s the source of their problems, and they might as well just have been better off without him. I just. Jon. Jon. JOn; i love you. Please get a hug from someone. anyone. I’m not picky at this point. 

Those coffin noise? Haha. terrifying. Horrible; When Jon started to hear the rain??? HAHAH N O P E. When he said he was stuck? it was awful! I hate the buried! said the one who just wrote a fic where the buried was nice! WELL I CHANGED MY MIND. 

I feel - Dear god, I feel like i’ve been so UNFAIR to Daisy Tonner though I realize that we had no way of knowing that, y’know, who she was without the Hunt guiding her. But? I was expecting her feral, i think we all did? and then NOPE. She sounded scared and soft and god, god. It was FASCINATING. The change! the Hunt had had her for so long, basically since she was a child! And underneath it all -- though, hey, Elias was right, or rather, he pulled that information of her right, i remembered her non-statement “I like that people call me daisy because it’s sweet” (i think it was something like that). I know this won’t talk to many people, but suddenly she made me think SO MUCH of Eponine. Maybe Alice Daisy Tonner was meant to be a dove, she just turned different because of bad luck and the chase and the blood taking hold of her. 

Jon: “Hey, dear Beholding, can I know where my spare rib is now that i’ve got daisy? we’re ready to go home.”

The Eye: “Nope, here’s the knowledge that you are stuck there forever. Enjoy, my darling son.”

Jon: get a new statement, sort of. Experience the doom of being entombed alive. 

The Eye: “Never mind darling, now that you’ve learnt your lesson, let’s get you back up. Look at all the tape recorders waiting for you!”

Like @cuttoothed said in their previous post, I agree that I was a bit surprised, even a bit bummed out, for a moment - by the fact there was no Big Emotional Anchor Revelation Moment. I fully expected, when Daisy talked about Basira that this was going to come into play??? But - not at all. In this particular case, we can assume Daisy yearnt for Basira for six months, and it still didn’t free her. THOUGH, in a way, wasn’t her fear of what she would be if she got in the coffin keeping her inside as well? That would have been an interesting angle to explore, y’know? I mean, i’m intrigued at what they’ve hinted at instead, the tape recorders and all, but --- Jon trying to get Daisy to think of Basira, musing/joking self-depreciating about the fact that /he/ doesn’t have anchors to hold on to when Daisy says that she /tried/ but couldn’t get to it; and then of course big Oh My God I Care About People moment, but somehow both of them are still stuck because they fear who they are outside... 

(tho, does Jon fear it? I mean, he said he did, but mostly he sounds so..resigned about it all. “I’m even less human now” he says, and it’s careful and just - resigned, but also matter of fact. “that’s what my life is i guess whatevs”)

OKAY SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THE ENDING.

First, Jon experiences the Fear of being buried and trapped. Then, suddenly, the anchor “is closer” --- frankly that part baffled me, at first; i still thought the rib was the anchor and that somehow it was WORKING which seemed super weird but i was so happy we were going to get them out that I just went with it. AND THEN

... Okay so. Listen. Listen. I heard all those tape recorders going off, and I thought “... Jon and Daisy actually spent weeks in there, and the tape recorders are just a proof that time went on and Things Happened and are waiting to be Listened To.” 

BUt apparently, what truly went on, according to all of you guys, is that tape recorders were jon’s anchor; and that maybe basira put them here????

... honestly.

God, honestly? I don’t want to. I mean, i’ll accept it if it’s what happened, especially if it was like, on Elias’ advice, but - But i sort of really want this to have worked on this on. Like, yeah, it wasn’t the rib, that pulled Jon through, it was the tape recorders, sure, but I want this to be between Jon and the Eye, if it must. I... I don’t want this to turn into “everything jon does is stupid, everything basira does is always brilliant” i’m sorry. 

HOWEVER, while I know that Basira being here is probably because melanie sent a text going “So, Jon’s in a coffin now, wanna come back?” the idea that maybe Elias and Basira were midchat and then suddenly Elias grinned a very satisfied, smug grin, and looked at her and went: “you may want to go back home, Detective. I believe my Archivist has finally entered the coffin.” is like. Peak Comedy to me and I want it to have happened this way; Please. 

“Hi,”

“Oh my god.”

WE WERE ROBBED OF THEM BEING REUNITED I AM MAD TWO MINUTES MORE OF JUST THEM STARING AT EACH OTHER AND NOT EVEN KNOWING IF THEY SHOULD HUG BECAUSE THEY WERE NEVER HUGGING PEOPLE LIKE???? WHY CAN’T WE HAVE THAT??? WHY ARE WE ROBBED LIKE THAT?????? SCANDALOUS. 

oh, oh - and - 

“oh my god what i have done?” “yes but not alone -” “..right.. not alone” oh. my. god? this gave me so many feelings?????? Let Daisy and Jon be friends as well????????

“Like all your other plans?” I burst out of genuine laughter oh my god DAISY. Yes. that was good.

People are aware Jon is here, and also his clothes change in dreams. Nice. Now that he has that knowledge, can he wear nice things going to bed with encouraging gentle messages for the people who suffers the nightmares. LIke, YEAH, he can only watch and be terrifying in them, but i feel like all the victims would feel much better if he had a t-shirt that said: “You are valid and you survived and i support you. Good luck and also i’m sorry” (okay that’s a long t-shirt but y’know)

[mostdangerouspotato]

About the Mun

– one / NAME / ALIAS.

I usually just go by Lima! But I’m also called Laura or Laury, especially offline. (I like Lima the best tho)

– two /  BIRTHDAY.

02/23/1993

– three / ZODIAC SIGN.

♓Pisces♓ and 🐓Rooster🐓 (Apparently I’m a Water Rooster but idk if that’s important)

– four /  HEIGHT. 

I’m 5′2½”!! The half inch is VERY IMPORTANT and because of it my doctor’s office has me as 5′3″ hehehe

– five  /  HOBBIES.

Video games!! But also I love crafts and stuff, I have a million projects started and I’m very slowly finishing them. Also, I like to draw and write when it tickles my fancy and I’m motivated, which doesn’t happen a lot.

– six /  FAVOURITE COLOURS.

Anything PURPLE

– seven / FAVOURITE BOOKS.

Look I have stacks and shelves and stacks of books anywhere and I cannot tell you if I have any favorites. I wait a couple years, go "oh book! I don’t remember anything about this!” re-read the book, put it away, and repeat a couple years later. I am horrible.

– eight  /  LAST SONG LISTENED TO.

The Impression That I Get by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

– nine  /  LAST FILM WATCHED.

......I can’t really recall. I so rarely watch movies that when I’m asked this I don’t know! I think I went to a movie theater... maybe....

– ten  /  INSPIRATION FOR MUSE.

hhhh okay but I have like a million for FFXIV so I’ll just talk about the main three

Sasamu: Originally I wanted a punchy, dumb character, and for a while she was a body guard! Then I started to project a little lot and it became more of she was told she’s stupid so she believed it but now she’s working on that! As she grows into her own person and away from her parents she’ll find what makes her happy and I’m excited for her to learn how to like herself. (She also has ADD like me!)

Ron: He was supposed to be.. maybe not a bad guy but not a good guy either. Now he’s just tsundere! For him I try to channel negative emotions and such, although I’m such an emotional baby that he is too now. I’m sorry my son.Eventually I’d like him to learn how to be comfortable with other people, make friends, and not become a social butterfly, but at least be able to open up a little to friends he’s close to. I just wanna give him a noogie.

Harra: I wanted a character with amnesia and some angst. Then things became a bit more goofy when my husband, who plays Toki, threw some ideas in there. She still has amnesia, and of course there’s angst, but now her story’s a little softer than it was before. But she does have more of a personality, and I hope I can play her as the mischievous little gremlin that I imagine her as.

- eleven / GOD KNOWS WHERE IT WENT. god knows... (leaving this here because I love it)

– twelve  / MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL.

Well, any short race in MMOs are usually my favorite, and in FFXIV I have three lalafells. On one of these lalafells, I got in a hot tub with some FC mates, prompting one of them to threaten to cook me and called me brave for getting in. Then FC chat exploded and nominated me Most Dangerous Potato of 2017 (or whatever year it was, I can’t remember) so when I wanted a new URL for my FFXIV blog I went with it! It still fits I think, since Sasamu is one of the characters I’m most active on, and she’s pretty reckless and dangerous.

Tagged by: @thebeauregardbros

Tagging: @theseventhdawn @norhimorovine @endangered-liaison and whoever wants to do this!!

[earthbovndmisfit]

i got tagged by @yarewagon​ Thank you so much for the tag, pal!!! :D

All Time Favorite Character: Speedbert Bobwagon, of course~

Favorite Jojo: I don’t have a specific one, but if I have to choose, then I’ll probably go with either Jonathan or Jotaro.

Favorite villain: Main villain? I’m torn between Kars and Kira, but I’ll probably go with Kars because I really like the whole Aztec stuff and I really like the Pillar Men. Kira is an awesome villain, too. he’s a disgusting guy in general, but I really enjoy the whole serial killer plot. I’ve always liked reading and learning about serial killers irl and their motives and reasons behind their horrible acts and so on (psychology was one of my fave subjects in school), so it was really cool to have some of that with the unique jjba touch added to it. As for minor villains? Hol Horse. I love that cockblocking dumbass cowboy.

Favorite stand: Design wise? Star Platinum (SDC’s, mainly, but I also like SP The World). Killer Queen also has a really nice design imo. Ability wise? Hmm... Heaven’s Door, maybe.

Favorite part: Phantom Blood, followed by Battle Tendency. As mentioned above, I really like the whole Aztec thing there is to both parts –which is one of the first things that really got me when i first watched Jojo–, not to mention that I enjoyed the vibe there is to both parts (PB, especially, with all the Victorian escenery and whatnot). And, of course: Speedwagon is there, the man that stole my heart and made me fall into Jojo hell uwu

Favorite thing about jojo: The fact that the bizarre shit just keeps coming. Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, something new comes to prove you wrong. The designs are pretty neat, too, and its also got amazing characters and lots of feels. I also love that jjba breaks a lot of the established rules for a shonen from it’s time (the late 80s), such as giving us big buff men in crop tops, badass cinnamon rolls with hearts of gold and hot abs of steel, a bunch of homosexual subtext and much much more.

Hug: My dear Robert, of course~ but that’s a given so I’m going to add Jonathan as well. Both of them have gone through some serious shit and deserve all the hugs and love. Besides, they both seem like they’d give killer hugs.

Get or give comfort to: Same as above for giving comfort to uu Add SDC Jotaro and Polnareff there too. As for getting comfort from, it’d be Robert~ It will always be him uwu

Move out or Live with: The Ogre Street gang: Speeb, Tattoo and Kenpo :D They seem like a really cool bunch to live with and I really feel we’d get along well.

Marry: Do you really have to ask??? Speedwagon, ofc. I’d marry the shit out of him in a heartbeat

Character you relate to the most: Probably Kakyouin, feeling like he didn’t fit with the rest of his peers, never being able to make real friends and just..not belonging?? All that shit is something I’ve always dealt with (still do), especially irl.

Did jojo make a better change in your life? How did it help? Was it a big change or a minor change? Oh definitely. I started watching it during a really rough time of my life. It was thanks to jjba (Speedbabe, mainly, since he’s the one that really made me want to continue watching back then xd) that I could finally take my mind away from all that stuff bothering me despite The Sad™ plaguing the series. It’s been helping lots as well in different ways ever since. It’s also helped me a lot to improve my art as well as my writing and roleplay skills, not to mention that it’s also helped me learn and understand stuff I had limited knowledge on before, as well as improving further both my English and Japanese skills as well.

Self Ship or OC ship with canon characters?: I’m not really into self shipping cause the conventional way most people do it tends to be/feel quite... selfish?? There’s also the fact that I honestly hate myself with a passion, so I don’t think I could ever write or draw myself seriously, but I do like the idea of spending time with my babe, Speebs~ Which is something i’ve been “able to do” for the longest time now since he became my muse almost as soon as i got into jojo and has been so ever since xd (those of you who know me from my rp blogs know the way my muses work and what I’m talking about here), or the fact that I sometimes dream about him and so on. As for OCxCanon shipping, I don’t actively do that, cause I suck at creating stuff from scratch, but I’m not opposed to it as long as the OC is believable and doesn’t fall into the Mary Sue/Gary Stu type, whether it is in fanfics or rps or whatever. I mean, my first rp muse on this site was a canon character and one of his main ships was with a friend’s OC. I rp/write for canon characters, but I don’t rule out shipping with OCs as long as their author/mun is respectful and there’s actual chemistry between the characters, really.

If you had a stand which one would you like to have, which one would you most likely get with you past and demeanor? I’d like to have Heaven’s Door, or maybe Crazy Diamond, or Harvest. The one I’d get, tho? Idk... the most useless one you can think of, probably x’d

Dream activity, with who, where and how long: Spending the rest of my life with my sweet Robert, I don’t care where (knowing him, probably travelling the world together), loving him and making him happy until the very end uwu

tagging.... errrr, y’all know i’m an anxious mess and can’t tag people unless they openly tell me they’d like me to tag them in this kind of stuff so, if you see this and want to give it a shot, consider yourself tagged >:D (and feel free to tag me back or not if you’d like? i won’t judge you either way so go ahead and take it, fam :D)

[firecrackerroot]

Dear DC3, here’s the answer you deserve....

Once again, my friend, once again you manage to make me tear up at work and spend an entire day thinking about how to reply to you. But I’m going to try. AS best as I can without starting to cry again ahahaha everything you said is in bold and my answer will be bellow each part. Here we go....

Your mind? Unmatched. Your writing ability? Flawless. Hotel? Trivago.

Okay, so two three things first:

1. I’m not sure if you can see my email (I had to put it on the form to submit this), but just in case you can I want it to be known that middle school me did not know how horrible a person real life Randy Orton is. I have since come to my senses and no longer stan.

- I completely understand because I too have an embarassing email and it’s too late to let it go ahaha

2. I’m sorry this took a century to get to you. My only excuse is a winter storm that the States had wrecked my internet connection (and my will to do anything productive, tbh). To make up for it, I shall share my thoughts on both chapter 10 and the epilogue at the same time so it doesn’t take me another hundred years to message you about the last chapter.

- I would’ve waited another century, don’t worry :) as for the storm, I hope the only thing it damaged was your internet connection and that other than that, everything else is okay. And just like your internect connection, I hope your will to do anything productive has been restored!

Sidenote: I’m finishing writing this at 4:30am where I live, so I’m going to go ahead and apologize if most of this has spelling errors or doesn’t make sense. I’m going to try and go back over this before I submit it so you don’t have to read a whole mess………. but also I’m tired so….. sorry :D

- 4.30am??????????? On a week day?????????? Holy shit! Thank you for your bravery, truly ahahaha 

Anyways, onto my favorite fic ever…

- *blushes*

I love how you were able to explain The Marine 6’s plot in a way that didn’t take away from the story you were telling. I believe that even if I never watched the film, I would still be able to understand what was going on… but since I did watch the whole thing, I greatly appreciated how you structured this chapter in a way that you didn’t explicitly need to recap everything that was going on in the movie. It made for a much smoother read, so thank you.

- Phew! I’m glad to know that, both those things. The structure and the plot. Because I struggled a little bit with making sure everything would fit and make sense and I had to keep thinking about the movie and plot holes where I could fit my story so.... It was a lot of juggling. And fun fact: I tweeted the director of the movie about how long he thinks the action of the movie took, just to be sure my hours were correct but he didn’t get the questions and told me how long it took them to shoot the movie so I just went with my calculations ahahahaha

“In fact, had Maddy stayed in their apartment another minute or two, Cassie would’ve been on her knees pleading for her not to go.” I love this sentence because of how easily you were able to express Cassie’s love for Maddy in four short words: “on her knees pleading.” Picturing tall, strong Cassie so willing to show that type of vulnerability to Maddy is just so… i can’t think of the word… idyllic? idk… it was just a really gentle moment between the two. I genuinely enjoyed that simple sentence.

- Now that you mention it, I’m actually picturing tall strong Cassie on her knees begging Maddy not to go and it hurts. But I get what you’re saying. Is a type of vulnerability not everyone is willing to give/feel and we don’t get to see every day. But those two? They’re on that level.

Also, I love how you were able to insert your own universe in actual movie events without it being a reach. For example, having Cassie be the reason the boat and Cat showed up was a really nice touch and such an effortless way to express how much Cass looks out for Maddy.

- Cat actually shows up because Maddy asks one of the guys to ask her to return and bring the rest of them but, while Cat is driving there, she can still tell Cassie what’s happening. As for the boat, it felt so random in the movie that I had to explain it. Like......... She’s supposed to hold Sarah hostage in the building and then leave so why would the boat be there? Makes no sense ahahaha

I’m not sure if I’ve ever properly addressed this (and I’m still not sure how to word it correctly), but I love how your foreshadowing(?) comes off almost offhandedly? Like, you mentioned once about the significance of Cassie’s name in Greek mythology and then you subtly had that theme pop up in Maddy’s musings about her in past chapters… and if you weren’t paying attention I feel like it’d be easy to overlook those little tie-ins you so seamlessly include. I think it’s referred to as a motif? I’m not really sure, though, I never really spent time trying to understand that stuff in school and now I’m kinda regretting it lol. But anyways, I believe this is the first time you outwardly used that mythology connection to Cassie’s “predicting” an event in this chapter à la the drowning nightmare she had after watching a scary movie before bed. And that’s not the only thing that you would reference to in a past chapter and then repeatedly tie into something going on in the current chapter (like the life-changing car ride moments, the knife, etc.)… This story was so connected and thought out it blows my mind because I feel like that’s the type of writing I usually see in actual books and not fanfiction.

- Tbh I have no idea what it’s called either ahahahahaha but....... I truly like full circles. In shows and movies and books. And when they’re, like you say I do, easily overlooked, it makes everything more awesome because whenever you go back, you find something new. And I like that so.... I write that................. One thing about Cassie’s predictions tho. The mythology about her said no one believed her predictions and Maddy didn’t believe she shouldn’t go and, well, look what happened.

You’re such an intelligent writer and I’m not sure if I just never paid enough attention to other fics before or what, but I feel like I haven’t seen the same amount of time, dedication, and thought you put into your work be replicated in the same success in anything else I’ve read on ao3. And that’s not to say that other stories I spent time reading on that site weren’t good or the author didn’t spend as much time as you did on their story… but idk dude, there was just something so special about your fic that I had to say something. Honestly, I think that’s what made me reach out to you, to begin with. I just needed you to know how fantastic this story was because it touched me in a way other fics haven’t. But lemme stop this ramble here because we have more of the actual story to discuss…

- *insert photo of Becky, crying, holding her title close to her chest after the Last Woman Standing match* 

I’m not sure if it was how I was reading it or if you meant it this way, but once Michael helped Cassie provide Maddy another means of an escape through water, I feel like Cassie’s panic over the situation skyrocketed and that feeling was replicated in the way you wrote her thought process. I even started to read the chapter a bit faster to find out what was going to happen next, which caused me to miss things; I had to go back and force myself to slow down and absorb your words properly- something I feel like Cassie was also doing as to not prematurely freak out over a situation that hasn’t happened yet. So that was kind of cool “bonding” moment I had with Cassie there lol.

- I love that you bonded with Cassie for all the wrong reasons ahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahaah but yeah, I meant it like that. The fact that Michael sent the boat didn’t help Cassie calm down. It only worsen the situation for her because all she could think about was her dream and it was suffocating her.

“This time, Cassie’s heart was sinking lower and lower in her body. To a depth she had never reached.” STOP WITH THE DROWNING REFERENCES IT HURTS MY HEART!!!

- I’M. SORRY.

“IF YOU DON’T CALL IT, I WILL PICK UP THAT PHONE AND I WILL MOVE HELL IF I HAVE TO.” I imagine if this was a movie that this would be the part where the audience would cheer the main character for not sitting idly by and letting the love of their life die and also where the gays would weep because "they love each other so much” 😂

- True and every true ahahahahahaahhahahaha

“I’m not going to lose the love of my life because of someone who never loved her enough.” Okay, wow, the power of that statement hurt but also YASSSSS CASSIE. It’s ridiculous how much you’ve made me love these characters. Like I feel actual happiness that Maddy has someone like Cassie to love her that perfectly (and i’m a lil jealous because why can’t I find my own Cassie?)

- Confession: I had to stop writing after that line because I started crying about it. And that was one of the lines I didn’t have planned. I was doing my thing, thinking about that dialogue and suddenly I hear Cassie’s crying voice say that in the back of my mind and I had to sit down because well, shit. (you’ll find your Cassie unless...................... you’re Cassie!)

Also, it is so refreshing to have a healthy parental relationship being shown here. Honestly, the fact that Michael, without question, gave up a favor with the coast guard all based on Cassie feeling that something was wrong is HUGE. Michael could have used that favor if something went wrong in a deal and they had to hide evidence in the water or something… like it could have been a “get out of jail free” card and he didn’t even blink when deciding to use it on Cassie’s whim. I’m so, so, so happy Maddy found the Knox’s. She deserves this level of  love after the bullshit her father has put her through… When you expand this universe into little one-shots, I would love to see the Knox family dynamics where Maddy is concerned. Like the process of how each member fell in love and accepted this broken Irish girl into their family and the maddening moments where they could tell Maddy didn’t understand how important she is to them. I can just imagine how many headaches her obliviousness gave the Knox’s throughout the years.

- Michael might be a mob king but he’s a very Soft man. And not only did he knew how much Maddy meant to Cassie, he also wasn’t willing to lose Maddy. Which means that if he could do something to save her, even if it meant giving up a “get out of jail free” card, as you say it, to help? Then so be it. Also isn’t it painfully interesting that Horus destroyed Maddy’s life in more ways than one but at the same time, he was the one that gave her the Knox’s? Makes you think.......................................... As for your wish, consider it granted. Title of the story? “Michael and Beth: 2 times they realized they loved Maddy and 2 times they wished she understood.”

When you switch back to Maddy’s POV and she basically says she deserves to die because of the choices she made, I wanted to grab her out of the water and strangle her myself for being so DUMB to believe she deserved it and for how SELFISH she was by giving up because Cassie doesn’t deserve a dead girlfriend!!!! Ugh, I love her so much but sometimes I really want to ram Maddy’s head against the wall lmaoo.

- Same, my friend, same ahahahahaha when I imagined the scene and proceeded to write it, I remember laughing because c’mon Madssssssssssssssssssssss, the girl is waiting!

“Beth, her mother, was waiting by the hospital door and no one seemed to be around. Strange for that time of the day.” Ah, I see the “great lengths to protect” Maddy conversation we had on tumblr came to play here. Again, I’m so glad she has this family in her life.

- That’s exactly it. Michael emptied that aisle of the hospital just so Maddy could be taken in without being seen.

Also, did the importance of the mausoleum ever come into play? Maybe I’ll answer my own question when I reread the epilogue to write my comments on that… Speaking of, I can’t believe how long this post already is and I’m not even on the epilogue yet.

- Not explicitly, no. Since the Hayes left when Nora was killed, her body was left behind for others to bury. Others being her family that never approved her marriage to Horus. So, obviously, they’d bury her on their terms, with her name. It was also a little bit of foreshadowing that Maddy too wouldn’t be buried in the mausoleum.

“To know it was real and that she hadn’t been fed false hopes only to crumble to her knees by a hospital bed.” Hmmmmm, is this a subtle nod to earlier in the chapter where Cassie was going to drop to her knees and beg Maddy to stay? ‘Cause then you do the same thing with the, “Everything was calm. The storm had already passed. And they both reached the shore. Safe and sound.” lines. Tying it back to the beginning of their relationship where a storm was roaring until they stopped being stupid and gentle rain awarded them after they finally embraced. It’s poetic really.

- I didn’t meant that kneeling to be a subtle nod to the beginning of the chapter but I did mean the storm passing one. Good eye!!!!!!

I don’t even want to talk about the following paragraphs that lead to the end of the story. They’re too perfect and heartbreaking and there’s nothing for me to say because you already have. Brava, my friend.

- I feel you but let me just say that I felt a little bit of pride with the last two lines Michael and Beth said. The whole “we’re asking you to marry our daughter”.

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Onto the epilogue…

Honestly, I’m not sure I’m going to have a lot to say on this because this whole chapter is just so perfect to me. You couldn’t pay me to come up with a better ending than this… Everything just came so full circle, it’s beautiful. I can easily picture the epilogue being an end credit scene of the film where you think the hard parts are over and haynox is living an idyllic life out in Ireland, just for the ending seconds of the film to close out on the two kicking ass and being the badass partner in crime duo we know them to be. I love it, I love it, I love it.

- Yeeeeeeeeeees, that’s what I meant for it to be. End credits, wrapping up everything. And when it all looks nice and smooth, the fire starts to burn and our partner in crime duo start to be badass again!

“But you love and respect your wife so…” Ahhh!!! it’s so weird seeing them call each other that, but (if you couldn’t tell) I love it! It’s what these dummies deserve. Also, I have a feeling it might have gone over my head, but is the necklace metaphor about their love/Maddy not being able to slip away? Like the necklace is tying down the ring so it can’t do something stupid like, say, DROWN IN THE WATER? 😂

 - Huahahahahaha Maddy feels the same way, she’s also not used to the new term but they’ll get used to it. They have a lifetime to do so after all. As for the metaphor, it’s two things actually xD The first one you’re very close. I don’t know if you watched Jennifer’s Body but the only reason why Jennifer doesn’t die when Needy stabs her is because of their friendship necklace and when Needy rips it off, she dies. It’s like she’s tied to life by it. And the same can be said about Maddy and her necklace + ring. (it also means Cassie has Maddy by the throat which relates to their bedroom shenanigans but lets leave it at that ahahahah)

Also, the whole funeral scene was gold. From Cassie wanting to burn Horus alive and then realizing Hell will do that for her to Maddy being an idiot for considering leaving the car but allowing Cassie to have the control in confronting her father and finally ending her story with the Hayes. Ugh. Genius.

- Initially, I had planned for Cassie to set his car on fire and then drive away but as a I was writing, it sort of happened this way and I like it much better ahahah And we all know Maddy is an idiot but Cassie avenged her properly so it was all good.

Speaking of, you handled the time jumps so effortlessly and I could see you going back to certain events in your side stories- like Cassie helping Maddy through her fear of water, their first Christmas together as a couple, Maddy realizing that she was wrong before and that warm home she didn’t believe she could have again in Ireland was always possible with Cassie by her side… so many possibilities. (Also, I’d 100% be content with just playing them out in my head, so don’t feel obligated/overwhelmed to write them!)

- All of these have been added to my to-do list ahahahaha but I’m on vacation right now so unless you want to talk about certain parts of that before I start writing, we can. If not, starting February 22, I will HOPEFULLY make it rain again.

Okay, so the reasoning behind Maddy’s new name is perfect and everything I never knew I needed. And I totally see Maddy in you with the “…was more than what you thought you deserved. And more than you could ever thank them for.” bit. Newsflash, my friend, you and Maddy both deserve what this story has given you. I hope that one day you both can accept how wonderful you are and how much you deserve the praises you get on the world’s you create.

- All I can say to this message is thank you and I truly hope you’re right because in this moment? I can only vouch for Maddy when I say she deserves the world. Can’t say the same about myself. But I appreciate your words, all of them and I’m forever thankful for them. I hope you know that.

Weird coincidence, but I recently stumbled upon the song “Call Me” by Shinedown and have been kind of obsessed with it so when I found out that the pub and shop are called Sinners and Saints I was shooketh™ because that’s literally a line in the song… Anyways, I love the name of the buildings. I feel like that fits who they are so perfectly, you know? They are not one or the other, hot or cold, in or out, they’re always a perfect mix of both.

- I just heard that song and it’s preeeeeeeeetty cool and can actually fit Maddy, if you think about it. The names of the buildings actually came from the song that names the chapter because I feel it perfectly recaps the story. But yes, they’re a mix of both and isn’t that the best place to be?

And my god, we do not deserve Cassie. Her buying the shop? Painting the door green? Doing the research to find out the name of the pub that Maddy herself forgot? Having an auto shop be RIGHT there????? It’s fate. The red string theory. All the people and events they had to go through brings them right back where it started because that’s where they belong. It’s beautiful, so, so beautiful.

- When Cassie bought the shop, she asked for the history of it, previous owners and all that to get the information about it. And the auto shop was built from scratch because it wasn’t there. The red string theory always comes into play and especially here because, if you think about, they would’ve met at the pub even if Maddy’s left hadn’t changed. Think with me. Maddy would keep working at the pub, unknowing about the rest and one day Cassie and Michael enter to greet Horus and say their brewery is branching into Europe. It would’ve happened anyway.

I love that you showed Maddy calling Michael. She finally has a father that not only cares about her but is someone Maddy feels like she can go to and express herself to. And I love how you wrapped up her life in America. I can’t remember what chapter it was in, but I know you mentioned that even though Maddy does bad things, she always tries to make sure the innocents are spared so they don’t have to experience what she had to. So to see Neptune, the shop, and the rest of her employees being taken cared of instead of just forgotten after her “death” is perfect and such a Maddy thing to do. I’m thrilled you included that small bit.

- She could’ve called Beth but she wanted specific information only Michael could give. And yes, she finally has A Father. That’s her motto. That and the fact that it was never about the money. So she always paid her employees handsomely and if they needed help with a children tuition of something, she’d gladly pay for it. Knowing about that dependency, she would obviously leave them her car shop money if anything was to happen. Which she did.

I also love that haynox didn’t have to give up everything they wanted to be safe. In fact, they got everything they ever wanted- they’re married and in love, Maddy has her car shop she worked so hard for, Cassie has the brewery that she gets to build from the ground up, they’re both still involved in the crime business, and they both get to live in a place they consider to be “home.” You could not have written a more perfect ending.

- Everything they ever wanted is their, so long as they work for it. And they did. And now it’s time to enjoy every second of it. Together. 

You gave them paradise.

- And you gave me many reasons to smile. I’m beyond thankful for the day that you decided to follow my story and felt so............. compelled by it............... that you decided to reach out and overwhelm me time and time again. Thank you. So much. For everything. I hope you stick around for more and I hope you know how awesome and kind and giving you are :)