#can you tell how far the brainrot has advanced?

[shibascrem]

Yeah sure.

[danieyells]

so I'm back on a TD brainrot and was thinking of Rui when I got slapped with a memory of when I read a Vash x reader fic. it's called Its the Thought that Counts by Jelly_Doughnut on Ao3 and basically, Vash is, unknowingly, gifted a dildo so he can give it to reader. and Vash is given a bracelet that the person attuned to him. anyways reader does end up using the dildo and it turns out that bracelet connected what reader was doing to the dildo to Vash's cock. and now all I can think of is smth similar going on with Rui ,,,

Belated(and probably too late haha) welcome back to TDB brainrot for however long you stick/stuck around!

And. . .HONESTLY THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. . .like lbr sex has advanced technology for ages, if there aren't anomalous sex toys I WOULD BE SHOCKED. Something as simple as a cockring that actually doesn't let you cum(shout out to @nsftdb 's leo x sho [x alan] fic--) and even as complicated as like. Portal underwear or a dildo or strap-on that lets you feel through it. . .LIKE YOU'D JUST HAVE TO FIND WHOEVER'S RESEARCHING THAT STUFF AND MAKE AN ORDER SURELY. . . . THE ANOMALOUS INVESTIGATION INSTITUTE HAS PARTNERED WITH LOVESENSE TO BRING YOU--

But with Rui and the reader I can see it being intentional, a deliberate introduction of a workaround. . .it's not the same but the sensation is there. That's important! Idk why I'm imagining Hyde being the one to bring it up--somehow this is relevant to his field of study, anomalous biology applies to people's intimate lives as well! Nicolas is too much of a prude to explore this area.

Anomalies can be constructed(hence why he has Romeo testing out explosives he made for him) and he and. A team he works with on these things. Have a prototype and, honor student, I think this would be perfect for you and your relationship and circumstances you know~?

And maybe you're a little uncertain because, hey, that kind of experimentation in the bedroom is kind of dangerous? But he assured you it's totally safe so far! They just need more trials! He can prove how safe it is if you want he could show you--no, you'll take his word for it? Okay, then give it a try and report back!

And it's a. . .sleeve? A cock sleeve. And a dildo of similar design and. . .the instructions are simple. Put the sleeve on the penis(it's tight enough to mold to fit but soft enough material to not be an painful iron grip) and introduce the dildo to the desired hole(right now through insertion) don't forget lube! Unless you're into that much friction. . . .

And you're a little skeptical but. . .you give it a try. Rui puts on the sleeve and. Well it's a weird sensation at first because it. . .doesn't really feel like anything most of the way around? But he can kind of feel the way the dildo sits against the bed as if he's resting his cock on the sheet. It's a little strange but. He's excited too? He can already tell it works??

And you wrap your fingers around it just to pick it up and he jumps because yeah actually he did feel that! Just this. . .sensation of fingers holding him. And it's been a long time since he's had fingers on him at all that weren't his own and you're kind of thinking. . .maybe we should like ease into this more? We haven't hugged or kissed yet. Maybe they have something for that??? Maybe we shouldn't jump straight into. . . .

Well he already put the sleeve on and you're already here so you. . .start testing. At first running your fingers over it and gently squeezing it. And it shudders and jolts and twitches when he does. And he's sensitive because it's really been a long time. And you don't wanna start stroking him without any lube but you're supposed to be testing it so. . . .

You run a stripe from the base to the tip with your tongue and no, no, there's nothing wrong with it it doesn't hurt it's the opposite it's just. A lot all of a sudden. You've been together so long but you're skipping almost everything that would come between now and this moment and there's something exciting for him about that.

You've masturbated together and experimented with toys before but this is. Almost contact. It's as close as he can get without getting there right now. And as you move from teasing licking to experimental sucking and stroking, it's both intimate because it's with his lover, someone he wouldn't hesitate to hold if only he didn't fear killing them, and there's a nostalgic feeling, like before the curse, with flings he barely knew the name of, the fun of pleasure at a sort of distance. . . .

And you can watch him absorbed in the pleasure, gripping the sheets in lieu of holding your head, watching you with his pupils dilated to take in as much of you as he can. You're doing that. You are personally doing that. Not just the sight or thought of you but your actual actions. It feels tight and wet like your mouth, he feels you moving your tongue and hollowing your cheeks and teasing your own throat, and you feel him reacting and hardening and bucking between your lips.

And he grabs hold of the sleeve, moaning your name and thrusts into it--

And then you gag and you both stop because

You felt that actually, it moved on its own. It still needs to be held up in some way, but it thrust into your mouth for him and. Oh dear you have a lot of experimenting to do. . . .

(Obviously you try penetration if you're into that. Thighfucking, titfucking if applicable, he fucks your hands and feet and asscheeks. You try leaving the sleeve on and tease him while he's in the garden. He drops you off at the cathedral and feels you give him a kiss goodbye through it.

Why didn't he think to ask someone for something like this before, something that would transfer tactile sensations, Yuri has a syringe that transfers damage dealt from its target to the person who dealt it, surely the technology for long-distance sensation exists in some anomalous form already, even if he has to wear a whole damn fencing uniform to feel it--

And he's not the only one who's on the receiving end of teasing. You try leaving it in and it doesn't feel like anything at first, oddly enough. You feel the weight but it barely even feels like it's inside. Until you feel wet from lube being dripped into the sleeve during class. Until you feel fingers pushing into you, probing and stretching and thrusting while running an errand. Until you feel vibrations teasing your opening and pushed inside while you're trying to sleep.

He gives you a courtesy text to get permission before he puts his cock in. That may be a bit much to surprise you with.

It's still very distant and it's not the same as actually doing it but. . .you can report to Hyde that it seems to be working well enough and if his. Expert team of researchers have anything similar to trial you might be willing to give it a try.

And he tells you about all the features they're working on and looking into--sharing temperature is the closest on the list to being done. External stimulation is in the works. They'd love to be able to actually transfer fluids rather than just the absent feeling of them, but that's a bit difficult to work with. . .it's a little embarrassing to hear about work like this but it's also exciting to think you could share a more accurate intimate experience, right?)

BUT YEAH EXCELLENT IDEA I'M LOVE. . .I was thinking about portal/penetration-enabling underwear and sensation-transferring straps the other day actually lmao

[yanderes-galore]

Can I get a Romantic Yandere! Jeremy Blaire (Outlast) with Defiant! Darling who fights back too much? She’s his persona assistant and only tolerated his attempted advances (and creepy personality) because she needs the money to financially support herself.

From what I've seen he only shows up three times in the DLC so I'll do what I can. I'll also make him a creep as this ask suggests since that is the most Outlast thing I could do.

I've been on an Outlast kick lately because I'm replaying the games. So I'm using the brainrot to get Outlast requests done >:)

Yandere! Jeremy Blaire with Defiant! Darling

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Abuse of power, Mentioned harassment, Possessive behavior, Poor working conditions, Forced touching/Flirting, Implied intimacy/Intimate actions, Triggering themes because... Outlast is like that, Brainwashing/Experimentation, Forced relationship, Violence, If you can handle OUTLAST and YANDERE you should be fine.

Honestly, working with Murkoff in general can be a pain.

Based on how Mount Massive is run and the fact PROJECT: WALRIDER exists says enough.

Jeremy is the head of the asylum and is in charge of what happens in it.

You are his personal assistant, which means you are subjected to the horrors of the Asylum.

Not only do you see how "patients" are treated, more like experiments, but Jeremy isn't necessarily all that easy on you either.

Jeremy picked you as his personal assistant for his own reasons.

Sure, you're good at following orders... but you're also to his own tastes.

Jeremy is a horrible person, that's easy to tell based on how he treats Waylon or... anyone in the series.

He's someone who looks out for himself and his own interests.

I wouldn't doubt it if Jeremy was the type to pick out an assistant based on looks or anyone that gets his attention.

You put up with Jeremy because the money is enough to keep you hooked.

That is the only reason you put up with his abuse of anyone.

It's not like you can report him, either.

He runs this asylum and wouldn't allow you to get an email or call out to Murkoff about any of this.

Jeremy will use his power over you to get you to do what he wants.

He'd use his power over you to coax you somewhere private and... have a look at you.

He does seem like the type to be a creep, which is just peak Outlast character based on what I've seen.

Everyone's a creep in the asylum, especially to, well, women (seriously, have you seen how all the variants act? HAVE YOU SEEN GLUSKIN?).

No one is safe, however.

Essentially, Jeremy would feel you up at times but that's as far as you let him get.

He'll try to flirt with you, trying to get you in the mood, and you'll turn him down.

You refuse to do such actions with your boss.

This disappoints him, yet part of him likes your defiance.

He'd be the type to see it as "hard to get".

See what I mean? He's persistent with his intentions.

You only let him degrade you so far before you tell him off.

You care for yourself better than to deal with this harassment.

Jeremy could put up with you fighting him for a while.

He'd probably try other methods, like pinning you to areas to see how you react.

It's actually intriguing to see you get physical with him.

He tries so hard to manipulate and force you into submission.

Yet you have a fire within you that won't extinguish.

You hate your boss, but the money is all you want.

Jeremy has a feeling you just want money, so he tries bribery.

Come on, doll... just a little favor for a couple hundred dollars?

Won't you just give him a taste?

Honestly, if you end up kicking, slapping, or ignoring him too much... Jeremy may lose his patience.

Look... he was hoping to willingly make you his.

He was giving offers.

Now you're wearing him and his patience thin....

So would you like to volunteer for experimentation?

That's right, if his previous attempts aren't working, he'll use threats.

He's tired of your defiance, as cute as it is.

You're fueling a monstrous hunger within him, dear...

You need to stop keeping him waiting....

If you don't submit to his advances he may ask that you be brainwashed just enough to listen to him.

You'll become the newest experiment, you'll be all his.

No need for money now, he'll provide you everything.

Just as long as you listen to his orders and give him what he wants...

It's what a personal assistant SHOULD do, right?

[snailchasers-den]

Can you tell us about your SpottedTiger au? :)

100%, absolutely. :D I'm glad you're interested in it! Prepare for a long ramble LMAO

It's called the False Prophecy AU, and the baseline story around it is that Spottedleaf and Tigerclaw fake a prophecy to the clan to be able to be mates without being seen as breaking the code. Straight up lying about a sign from the ancestors in order to get together.

There are actually some minor worldbuilding changes that come with the AU, like changing the names of some of the first arc elders, family tree adjustments, Medicine cats being essentially the only cats who can contact Starclan directly other than extremely rare exceptions, and clear, starry nights being seen as sacred due to it being seen as time that Starclan is able to see them clearly. Cloudy, starless nights tend to make clan cats uneasy due to the lack of direct view of their ancestors above, and is when a majority of crimes and code-breaks are committed, in the hopes they can still get into Starclan.

I haven't read a majority of the prequel novellas or anything, so this is purely AU brainrot. Bear with me LMAO

Spottedleaf and Tigerclaw grew up together as childhood friends, with Spotted being a medicine cat apprentice from the start due to her love of healing and natural connection to Starclan, and Tiger being a warrior apprentice, unfortunately stuck with Thistleclaw as a mentor. With having such a rough training situation, he'd often linger in the medicine cat den in his free time or when he was injured, helping Spottedpaw and Featherwhisker with small tasks and keeping them company while he was cooling off from patrols. He's always thought of the medicine den as a type of sanctuary where he could be safe and rest, so it has a lot of positive associations with him, and he has a lot more knowledge of herbs and how to use them than most warriors do. Which is extremely helpful on the battlefield when a medicine cat isn't nearby.

Spottedleaf had always been a bit playful and sassy, even if she was still compassionate and kind. Her and Tigerclaw often bantered, and though as he grew, Thistleclaw molded him into being more and more aggressive, there's always been a base foundation of respect and care between the two. Even with Tigerclaw eventually growing to tower over her (Maine coon mix Tigerclaw has my heart), Spottedleaf has essentially been the only person who's been able to rein him in and knock some sense into him.

They had been secretly romantically involved for a while, but Spottedleaf and Tigerclaw had been planning to fake the prophecy for moons in advance of them putting their plan into action, only discussing the idea of it during the day, or whenever there were no stars in the sky at night, these two were serious serious. They end up presenting the prophecy to Bluestar using a ladybug and a cat's claw that were apparently tucked into her nest, and while she believes them, they decide to keep things secret from the clan in order to ease them into it, since compared to Riverclan and Shadowclan, Thunderclan's fairly traditional and. Some cats wouldn't be too happy about that.

I won't go too far in, since I don't want to outright spoil my fic, but some other happenings are:

Redtail not dying.

Due to Spottedleaf not being killed, both Yellowfang and Spottedleaf are medicine cats of Thunderclan, which. Complicates things a lot with her and Tigerclaw's plans, to say the absolute least. Though we get the fun three medicine cat dynamic once an apprentice comes in. Two different flavors of sass in mentors, nice aunt and grouchy grandma LMAO (Spotted does discreetly use Yellowfang's arrival as evidence of her and Tiger's prophecy with later events)

Spotted, Red, and Willow all just being super close and a tight knit family with their mom Rosetail

I've still been debating if I want to keep Cinderpaw as a medicine cat, but I've considered having a different cat be her apprentice- It's still definitely in development, but it's coming along slowly but surely!

[masonshine]

Hi Kao!!! I see the Infamous brainrot has you too haha :) Can you tell us more about Salomé? She looks so very cool 🥰 Hope you're doing well!!!

Hello PD! I'm doing good, thank you 💕 Hope you're doing great as well!!

LOL yeah, there's no escaping the Infamous obsession. I played it sometime late April and i haven't been able to think of anything else since lol It's already shaping up to be one of my favourite IFs.

Ahh thank you so much, you're too kind 🥰 Kinda struggled to decide how i wanted Salomé to be and what i wanted for her but i'm satisfied so far with what i came up with. Tho some things are still subject to change and others are in progress.

So sorry in advance because this got long and also for my messy rambling!

Salomé Jackson is her real name, which she also uses as her stage name. I know i want a middle name for her but i still haven't found the perfect one. Her mother is latina with middle eastern roots and her father white american (french and irish origins).

Salomé is the frontwoman of Fatal Flaw. She is an avid reader and was always interested in Greek Mythology so that's the reason she (and Seven) chose that as a name. Plus it just sounded cool lol

Fatal Flaw's an alternative rock band, think The Neighborhood, Willow Smith, Arctic Monkeys, Beabadoobee, L'Arc-en-ciel (a japanese rock band) type of songs. I have not come up with their album or most popular song names yet, although i have some lyrics written down.

Even tho she's really into it because she loves music and singing, she also enjoys being loved and recognized (she's... love starved thanks to her parents, so the celebrity life kinda gives her the love she longs for) and she's working hard to make a name for her band.

Seven is her ex and she's absolutely not over him. The fight and the breakup impacted her BADLY. That was like such a turnpoint in her life. Seven really was her everything; she loved him so much and thought he was her forever, so him not being around anymore completely turned her life upside down. It also increased her abandonment issues which were already there thanks to her parents again, and as such she's become more wary of hurting ppl she loves and actually started trying harder to please everyone, specifically her band members which she considers family.

That's one of the reasons she's been trying her hardest not to make the band about herself, and actually let the others get their shine too. Also one of the reasons she chose to share the bus with Soft Violence, for Rowan's sake (the other reason being her somehow still wanting to be in Seven's vicinity even tho that would do nothing but hurt her). I don't wanna call her a ppl pleaser per se but...

Salomé also has a crush on her role model Griffin Reign. It's just an innocent (for now) crush one might get on their fav celebrity. Absolutely no worries of it becoming smth more, not at all. It would be wrong... and well, she just could never like him that way (lies).

Salomé smokes, drinks and does drugs. I wouldn't say she's addicted to any of the three but her using depends on her mood. It did increase after her breakup with Seven (tho she only got into drugs after it) but she's been trying to pace herself lately with her participation in BOTB. She needs to be responsible about it and doesn't wanna screw things up for her band.

So this is basically it? Maybe i forgot smth important? Anyway if you wanna know anything, don't hesitate to ask 😊

[rainy-day-coffee]

Helloooo. First of all, I definitely LOVE your writing! Theyre so fun to read! And second, can I request hcs...or scenario (you can choose!) with octa trio + riddle and idia accidentally hearing their fem crush gushed enthusiastically about them to her friends? Thanks a lot!

AH- Thank you so much!! (^///^) I have a lot fun writing these for everyone, I’m super happy you like my posts!

Oh anon, this idea!!! I had so much fun with this!! I hope you like it! I genuinely want to make these all into full-fledged scenarios or maybe just mini-scenarios! If you would like one of those, you are more than welcome to ask for it! I’m going to have brainrot about this idea for a long time now, it’s just so cute!

Finding their fem!crush gushing about them to her friends!

Azul had just been minding his business, making his way through the campus of NCR, students avoiding him as usual. 

Walking around the corner, he hears you squealing to your group of friends. You sound so excited! It piqued his curiosity so he hid. Just what opportunity could you be presenting him with?

Very jealous at first, he doesn’t know who you’re talking so highly about. He never had much of a fair chance at a relationship with you, or so he believes. He supposes this conversation can be used as black-mail in the future.

And then he hears his name being followed along by another string of compliments.

Almost lets out the loudest gasp, but stops himself in time. He blushes a very deep shade of red. This isn’t fair. You shouldn’t be allowed to make his heart beat this quickly. And all those words of adoration, goodness! What is he supposed to do?

He’s thankful that he sent the twins off to go do something. Otherwise, they would tease him and push him towards you with no remorse. 

He proceeds to go straight to his room, launch himself into bed, hug a pillow, and roll around and squeal in joy.

He can use this to his advantage! Your little indirect confession will be used as coverage for when he ropes you into a contract! A contract of love that is!

Jade and Floyd can’t help but notice their boss is in a much happier mood the following days!

He already knew you harbored feelings for him. Remember, he’s amazing at reading people. Now, he was simply waiting for you to make your move.

He really hadn’t expected to find you and your friends in an empty hallway. You were practically vibrating in place while you told them about a certain crush of yours.

How bold of you to talk about such things in public! You can never know who will be listening.

His outside expression doesn’t change. He’s still smiling like usual. On the inside however, he’s quite happy. Technically, this doesn’t count as an advance on your part, but he can use this situation to his benefit.

He makes his way forward ever so quietly. Wrapped up in your excitement, you don’t even seem to notice him.

Your friends desperately try to tell you about the looming eel that is right behind you, please quiet down before you embarrass yourself further. 

It seems to be too late for that though.

You feel a pair of hands on your shoulders, finally alerting you of his presence. It’s no use trying to play off the situation, he heard just enough to know.

No please, go on, he insists. Just what else do you have to say? He wants to hear all of it.

Floyd never made his feelings a secret! This applies to his crush on you too! He’s a lot clingier with you, and he tends to drag you around more than anyone else! It’s quite obvious that you’re his obsession. However, you had yet to confess your love for him. What a shy shrimp you are! He’s starting to get a little impatient.

He wasn’t in the best of moods when he overheard your “confession.” He didn’t feel like working at Mostro Lounge or doing that really long assignment Professor Trein had given out. He was so bored.

His mood does a complete 180 when he hears you absolutely “melting” over a “tall and attractive eel who loves to squeeze you.” 

He’s so happy to hear that! He knew you loved him too! He quickly becomes annoyed soon after though. Shouldn’t you be telling him these things to his face? It’s quite rude to not be honest with a person.

Goes up and just glomps you right there and then, it doesn’t matter who you’re with or where you are. It’s time to spend the rest of your day with him now! Go on! Tell him about how much you adore him! You have a lot of nerve making him wait!

He’s going to squeeze you all day! This is your punishment for not confessing sooner! It’s impossible to escape now, when Floyd makes up his mind nothing can stop him.

Trey had told Riddle to take a short break from his paperwork. Not wanting to go far from the dorm, he decided to take a stroll through the maze. It was meant to be a relaxing 10-minute walk, not a stressful be quick and hide situation. He did it on impulse! He really didn’t know you were going to be here talking your heart out.

He knows it’s extremely rude to listen in on a private conversation, but he can’t seem to stop. What kind of person have you fallen in love with while he yearns for you?

He almost starts to cry when he realizes it’s him. You sound so genuine and happy when you talk about him! Even if he isn’t your boyfriend just yet, he feels so loved!

Always having been self-conscious for his lack of romantic knowledge, he’s glad you seem to like him anyways! He’s been trying to show off a bit with his magic and intellect lately, it’s paying off it seems!

Feels very guilty nonetheless, he had no right to hear any of this. When he confesses one day, he’ll do his best to apologize.

Riddle tries to calm his racing heart and stop the intense blush on his face before he leaves. He’s quite grateful Trey forced him out here.

He was watching you through the cams he has set up around school. He wasn’t trying to spy on you or anything! He simply happened to be on the right camera at the right time.

He assumes the worst automatically. His self-loathing increases with every compliment you seem to give this mystery person. It clouds his logical thinking. Of course you would love someone else. He just spends his days wasting your time and doing nothing but hanging out in his room. He’s terrible with socializing too. You deserve a lot better.

The bigger part of him wants to shut-off his monitor, not wanting to listen anymore. The smaller part wants to know who’s the object of your affection. Who matches the description of “beautiful, long blue hair,” “pretty yellow eyes,” “adorable fanboy,” and “extremely smart.” It genuinely takes him a good minute or so to figure it out. It helps that you practically shout out his name too.

His entire being turns red, hair included. A room temperature increase follows suit. 

His heart can’t handle this! You’re the heroine to this story! You’re supposed to get with one of the cool SSR characters?! The NPC character isn’t a part of the romance list!

Nearly collapses onto the floor in complete happiness and confusion. He’s not complaining, not at all! However, he does begin to question your taste in men.

Ortho is now rushing to his brother’s room. The levels of heat are getting dangerously high and he is panicking. He knows his brother can get random bursts of excitement, but never to this extent!

[workofheart]

levi ackerman relationship hcs

some modern headcanons, nsfw below the cut <3 it’s just levi brainrot at this point

definitely the type to follow (stalk) your spotify and check in to see what you’re listening to. if he has the time, he might even listen along and wonder what you’re doing. if it’s a particularly sad song or series of songs, he’ll know to send you a text to let you know he’s thinking of you

on that note, he also stalks your pinterest boards just to see what you’re into these days and (idk abt yall but i save pins of mens fashion) if he sees a cute outfit in your saves that fits his style, he might even try it out. reason being (though he’ll never admit to it) he loooves that kind of attention from you - when he looks particularly good and you can’t stop staring, it might just pull a smirk out of him

once you’re living together, he lowkey acts like a dad. might scold you for not closing doors, not turning off lights, all the like. he means well, honestly

however, doesn’t mind tidying up for you. folds your laundry, clears your plate, takes your jacket off your shoulders when you get home, just because it’s his way of showing he cares. definitely an acts of service kind of guy

really good at cooking! he likes spending days in the kitchen with you while he whips something up or tries something new and you just sit at the counter and talk to him. it’s a good way to catch up as your adult lives can sometimes get busy

if you fall asleep with earbuds still in, he’ll gently take them out for you before you go to bed <3 he’ll also plug your phone in for you if you forgot

occasionally reads aloud to you, especially if you’re having trouble sleeping. we all know he’s not much of a talker, but his voice is so relaxing and he doesn’t mind doing it if he knows it will help

the chillest, coolest boyfriend ever. he’s so mature, honest, and trusting, and you don’t have to worry about those high school dramatics when you’re dating him. when he chooses to date you, he’s serious about it - definitely not the type to just date for fun. he won’t hesitate to deny advances from other people, doesn’t care about what you wear, just fully devoted to you and wouldn’t even think about anyone else

i also think that with that dating in general, you would probably start out as acquaintances or maybe even friends. he needs to have a lot of trust in the person he chooses to date, so only after he’s known you a long time and you’ve made enough of an impact on his life for him to make it hard to let you go would he date you

speaking of, didn’t isayama say that levi would stutter around his crush? i can imagine him stumbling over his words, trying to cover it up with a cough, reaching to scratch his neck all sheepish, just getting all shy. even once you’re far past that stage of your relationship, sometimes you’re so upfront and bold, he can’t help himself :( you just make him so weak

braids your hair for you when you’re too tired to do it yourself - you’ll sit in front of him and his fingers are so gentle with your hair 🥺 he got the hang of it so quickly and has the dexterity to not tangle your hair and it always comes out so nice and clean, even if you’re just going to sleep in them

i peg him as a biiiig cuddler. not a lot of pda besides holding your hand, wrapping his arms around your waist, letting you hook your arm around his, etc., but in private he loves when he can just lay his head on your lap or chest bc then you can play with his hair, which relaxes him

he’s really intuitive and in tune with your emotions. if you’re feeling down, he’ll know, and he’ll also know if you need space or if you need comfort, both of which he is more than willing to oblige

he’s there to bring you cups of tea, maybe some cut up strawberries on the days you’re tired and want to sleep. will definitely tuck you in, and will also lay down with you for a bit if you ask

his go to way of getting you to talk is going on drives. 1) levi is a really good driver and 2) he’ll usually come and find you wherever you may be around the apartment, say something along the lines of, “i’m going on a drive, you wanna come?” or might just give you a look and jingle the keys around his fingers

it might take a little while of rolling through the backroads aimlessly for you to speak up, but when you do, he’s all ears. lets you talk through your thoughts, might prompt you further, offers advice if you ask for it. it’s also how you sort through relationship misunderstandings - they are rare, but all relationships have them, so it would be silly to present your relationship without them

i think that when levi is upset on the other hand, he’ll usually come to you for comfort. he isn’t necessarily looking for advice, but just to calm down and rest. some form of physical touch is good, like cuddling or napping, preferably where he can put his head on your chest so you can play with his hair

i think levi is the type of person to get a lot of intrusive thoughts or memories that he doesn’t really want to remember when they pop up, so having you as a distraction to hold him and let him know it’s alright is something he really appreciates

nsfw below the cut (18+)

unpopular opinion: levi is NOT the hard dom people tag him as. rather, i think of levi as a service top, so while he may be carrying out more of the work, you’re the one in control. getting you off gets him off 100%

considering he is usually very dominant outside the bedroom, he likes the opportunity to let you take control and direct him instead - it takes a weight off his shoulders

slow and smooth kisser. might put up a fake fight for dominance just to make it more fun, but eventually take the lead and kiss him dizzy

hearing your moans makes him unbelievably hard. the sounds you make go straight to his dick

and so: godly at giving head. he might edge you but it’s not to tease or as punishment, he just takes his time because he knows it feels better for you, and at the end of the day he wants you to feel as good as possible. your pleasure is his main priority.

knows how to use his fingers, knows how to use his tongue. knows what you like and picks up on it very quickly. i don’t think he’s that experienced but he’s got a good natural sense of what feels good - do not doubt him, he knows where the clit is 

he’s got a very wide range of capabilities for this, too. he can go slow and sensual on a calm sunday morning or absolutely dive in and ravage your pussy for more intense sessions - this is the one time he doesn’t mind making a mess 

making you cum is good for his self esteem/confidence lmfaooo he lives to see your flushed cheeks and heaving chest and be told he’s doing well. when you scratch his hair or cup his cheek as a quick thank you, his heart swells and his dick twitches

please kiss his neck, he will absolutely melt for you. especially the next day when he looks in the mirror and notices the little love bites you left him... he runs his fingers over them lightly and his eyelids get a little droopy as he remembers everything, will definitely seek you out for another round

tbh i don’t think he’s that kinky. he likes what he likes, i can’t imagine him comfortably degrading you or hitting you or anything like that. realistically, levi wouldn’t be having sex with someone he’s not in a committed relationship with. he wants it to be special and personal and therefore probably would not enjoy treating you poorly even if just for the sake of sex. if anything, he wants it the other way around bc he could easily be a bit of a masochist in bed

loves when you restrain him and ride the shit out of him, either by tying his hands to the bed or just pinning his arms down. likes when you “use” him to get off. put your hands around his neck and he’s putty in your hands

really loves when you tell him to cum - your voice is music to his hears and to hear it out loud and as a command has him doing exactly that. he’s not one to disobey orders lol. 

his brows furrow, his eyes squeeze shut, mouth falls open and lets out a low moan... jesus christ 

one more deep kiss, a quick clean up, and then he’s passing out with his head on your chest. after-sex sleep is some of the best rest he’s ever gotten

[theepisceswriter]

Omg I really fw the nanami + mini skirt fic can we get sumn similar with toji 😳 like y'all go on a date and ur showing way more skin than usual and kinda shy abt it 👀🔥

Of course bestie 💜 *does a cartwheel and kisses you* here’s some jealous Toji brainrot for you in the for of headcanons because I got too lazy to write a full on fic, I hope this is something like you had in mind!

TW: fembodied!reader, Toji is a trigger warning on his own, mature things obviously underneath the readmore, public sex, 18+

Toji is one of those “I don’t care what you wear” type boyfriends because he has some hands on him and if a creep even looks at you in a way he doesn’t like all he has to do is send a right hook their way and boom, no more problems just like that. Honestly, he encourages you to wear more revealing clothing that shows off your figure because he loves your body so much and he knows how shy you are and he thinks pushing you in that direction would help you gain some confidence.

So he didn’t think twice when he pulled out a miniskirt that barely stopped at the top of your thighs for you to wear to the restaurant you guys were going to tonight. It wasn’t some regular restaurant like Olive Garden, but more like a restaurant and club fusion. He even wore a matching leather jacket to match your leather mini skirt because he’s extra like that.

He was smug the moment the two of you walked into the bar. Liking the lustful looks the men at the restaurant gave you knowing that they could only look but not touch because you were his through and through. Not to mention that you were always too shy to return their advances. Always waiting for Toji to come in and save you. But having all eyes on you tonight brought forth a newfound confidence in you that had you smiling and batting your eyelashes at the waiter who had so obviously been flirting with you the whole night. Toji even caught his eyes trail down to your cleavage on display once or twice, but he kept quiet for the most part.

The only sign of his possessiveness being the large hand that lingered on your thigh rubbing the exposed skin there. Glancing over at him and immediately you knew he was up to something because his gaze was completely off of you despite his hand steady inching up your thigh. You even tried calling out his name to get his attention but he ignored you once more.

It wasn’t until the waiter came back to the table with your drinks ready to take your orders that you found out what he was up to when you felt his fingers quickly push your underwear to the side to allow his thumb to press down on your clit. Completely taken by surprise you let out a moan that had the waiter looking at you like you were crazy. And Toji, because he’s a menace to society, looked over at you with that signature smirk on his face and asked you, “Are you okay honey? You can order for us cant you?”

And just because he’s really a demon like that, the minute your mouth opened to tell the waiter what you wanted he slipped two fingers inside of you curled up that hit that spot inside of you just right and had you whimpering loud enough for the waiter and everyone in a three table radius to know what was doing on. Your face was dripping with embarrassment but you were also dripping all over Toji’s fingers now. The waiter excused himself saying that he’ll give you some time before returning and you felt like perishing right then and there in your seat.

“You think he knows that you’re mines now, hm?” Toji leaned over to whisper in your ear, not caring that some creeps were still staring at you two with curiosity of what was going on and just how far he’d go. “Or do I need to keep going?” He hummed, fingers moving in and out of you again. It’s at that moment it finally hit you that he was jealous for once.

He definitely made you cum right out in the public like that and when the waiter came back way later on to collect the check Toji handed him his tip with the two fingers he used to finger you with and even tried to shake his hand with the same hand.

That definitely wasn’t the last of that though because when the two of you got home he pounded into you like it was going to be the last time the two of you ever fucked and had you screaming “I belong to Toji! This pussy belongs to Toji!” All night long so everyone could hear you.

[dinosaurtsukki]

[ chocolatier!tendou + pregnant!reader ]

anon: Hey just wanna ask if youve done a pregnant reader with timeskip Tendou? If not could you possibly make one? 👀Thank you 💕

a/n: of course !! okay ngl, i don’t feel like i have a good grasp of tendou’s character so if any part feels out of character here i’m so sorry in advance 

>.<

okay so the two of you met at his confectionery in paris and the funny thing about is that you were actually with your boyfriend buying chocolates

but the thing IS, tendou instantly recognized the guy because he came to the shop a week earlier with another girl and being tendou, ofc he’s not going to shut up about it

tendou instantly confronts your boyfriend, even going so far as reciting the chocolates he ordered last week and the guy is so freaked out he just leaves

but then when tendou turns back to you, you’re a crying mess in the middle of his confectionery and he doesn’t know what to do so he ends up inviting you to the back room so you could cry by yourself

even leaves you with some tissues and a box of chocolates cause why not

when he checks back in on you, you’ve finished half the box and tendou’s like ‘you have to pay for that, you know?’ which makes you laugh because of how weird the entire situation is

you: you know what? how about i get you dinner instead? as thanks for exposing my cheating boyfriend

tendou: sounds like a good equivalent exchange 

fma fans what’s up

i feel like tendou would be a bit bewildered because nobody’s ever asked him out to dinner before and he never expected anyone to 

he shows up to the date of course in his best clothes and enjoys himself quite a bit. hearing you laugh at his jokes and seeing you impressed at how well he’s able to guess you’re favorite drink does stir some ~~~feelings~~~~

and you enjoy his company a lot and even after the break-up you just had, you’re glad about making a new friend

you and tendou end up hanging out quite a lot. you love passing by his confectionery and being the taste critic whenever tendou’s developing new recipes

tendou knows that you’ve been catching feelings for him, especially noting the way you’d act more shy than usual around him even after knowing him for so long

so he shoots his shot and bam! you two are now dating 

even after you two had just started dating, tendou is already thinking ahead about the future but i don’t think he’s super invested in the idea of marriage

to him, you two are already close enough as it is, especially when you’re pretty much living together

is it a surprise that tendou knows you’re pregnant before you do? nah 

he’s noticed that you haven’t got your period in a while and your headaches in the morning could only be morning sickness

but he doesn’t have to pretend to be ecstatic when you tell him the news either. just the sight of your happy face is enough for him to lift you up and spin you around

the first people that tendou tells are definitely going to be his friends and they’re all excited and happy for him

the two of you travel all the way to japan for a baby shower and also because tendou missed his friends 

people gonna be asking if tendou can use his legendary intuition to guess your baby’s gender and he’s just like ‘well, i can definitely tell it’s going to be a baby’

tendou absolutely insists on doing everything for you during your pregnancy because he loves doting on his wife so much and being Responsible Dad

definitely the kind of person who’ll talk to your baby a lot, telling all sorts of stories about his day 

AND !! AND !! he’ll be taking videos of himself and you to kind of remember the months leading up to you giving birth

while you’re pregnant, of course you end up craving for all sorts of weird food combinations but tendou is one-hundred percent ready for them

the fridge is always stocked full of yours and tendou’s favorite ice cream

tendou is also excellent at giving massages. even if you can’t tell where the ache is coming from he’s already massaging it out with his hands

he absolutely loves it when you’re extra needy and curl up on his chest at the end of the day. sometimes he’ll just lay awake and play with your hair while you snooze

tendou can also tell when you’re feeling a bit insecure about how big your body has gotten so he’s quick to compliment you and make you feel much better

just like when he could already tell that you were pregnant, tendou was also spot-on when it came to predicting when you were about to give birth

he was in his confectionery and all of a sudden he left the store to his employees and ran home to find that you already had your first contraction

tendou doesn’t like seeing you in pain so he tries to crack some jokes on the way to the hospital to make you laugh but all you end up doing is laughing and crying at the same time

when your baby is finally born, tendou just can’t stop carrying them in his arms and talking to them with a hushed voice

when he’s not holding your baby, he’s taking pictures of the two of you together

tendou’s the best at getting your baby to calm down and stop crying. every night you’ll find your boyfriend lying in bed, your child asleep on his chest, and tendou reading shonen manga out loud to them

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[pseudofaux]

Pseu~ i'm here for the very last request as well as wishing you good luck on what you've planned for the future 🥺💜💞

As it turns out, your last Dazai kinkcanons has awakened something inside me so if i may ask, would you write something around Dazai and creampies if you're up for it? 😳 one with a soft romantic feelings, if you will (i'm sorry that i have a tender love-making session with Dazai brainrot) it doesn't help that i absolutely LOVE your Dazai 🤧

And as always thank you so much in advance, you're much too generous 💜

:} 💜 Always!!! This sounds so good. I was really sad when I thought that filling this request might miss you or make you blue, so I am very very happy you are planning to stick around (and even publishing more of your own stuff!). You are the sweetest and I hope you will enjoy this! I tried to make it very tender but definitely touch on the requested 💦.

(Requests are closed, readers, but there are a lot more going up in July! Feel free to follow along to see them all, or just check in from time to time. A masterlist will go up when they are all complete.)

The rain is a roar. It is relentless against the windows of the mansion and any moment she expects to hear thunder-- what storm has so much rain and no lightning?-- but so far it has only been darkened sky and so much rain.

Dazai was already in a mood before the clouds rolled in, so it’s no surprise they run to his room together and shut the door behind them and pull open the drapes to cast everything in muted, stormy light. He looks like a painting made real when his mouth curves into that smile of his. It is handsome and charmingly ornithic and nearly unbearably soft, so dear to her she has her wrists up behind his neck before she even thinks about it.

“We can’t go outside like this,” she murmurs. His smile becomes a grin.

“I don’t see what’s stopping us.”

“It’s storming,” she tells him. She winces when she realized how much she sounded like Sebastian just then.

He turns his face to the window and silently feigns surprise.

“So you see, we’ll have to stay right here,” she whispers, stepping the little bit closer that she can.

“Where is your sense of adventure, Toshiko-san?” He emphasizes the name like it makes his absurdity more meaningful, and though she can’t put her finger on why, it does make it ring more true.

She doesn’t have an answer, so she just kisses him.

He’s receptive as always, beautifully so-- it’s not even the time of a breath before one of his hands is behind her back, pushing her closer.

“Shall I find it?” he asks against her mouth.

She does have an answer, but she just kisses him again anyway.

There’s no rush, no place they need to be. So there was time to take things slowly and savor the endless rainfall. No wonder he used it to stroke her arm through her blouse until she was warm enough to sweat despite the coolness of the house. The fabric had no choice but to cling to her back as he circled her like the gentlest predator, more injured than a bird fallen from a nest, more dangerous than the osprey swooping to get it.

But they are really well past the point where he is a threat to her. Dazai is just a threat in general. His touches have wound her up, yes, but that’s fun for them.

He stops behind her and softly says, “I don’t think you need these anymore” as his hands come around her body, some fingers finding a part between buttons, some slipping under the waistband of her skirt. “I really think you don’t, if you want to be adventurous,” he adds. He pulls her body back to him so firmly she can’t miss his hardness. But he’s Dazai, so it’s no surprise that he rolls it against her anyway.

The way he rarely lets her see him naked is one of the biggest clues that he’s not as much a hedonist as their housemates may think. But he is naked now, skin against hers on his bed while the rain makes sheets against the window. She’s on her back and wishes she wasn’t, she wants to wrap herself around him. But he’s slipping and arm under one of her knees and suddenly she is perfectly content where she is.

Once he’s inside her, a quiet indrawn hiss later, he picks up her other knee, too, and starts to make intense but sweet love to her, and it is a kind of adventure-- the light is dim, but it’s still daylight, and he’s letting her see him.

She moans his name and he hisses in another breath, like she’s stung him.

“Feel,” he insists. “Stop thinking. Or just-- think of me.”

She’s only able to say “of course,” a few minutes after that, because right after he tells her to think of him he pulls her up and closer by her legs and starts fucking into her a little less sweetly. Just for a few strokes, but he makes them count.

Then he’s back to himself, and his elbows are safe shelves for her knees to be held in while he rolls into her like the ocean itself, formed by so many rainstorms like the one outside. His control makes her feel full, makes her shake each time he nearly pulls out, desperate to keep him inside, desperate to let him keep going. He makes it feel so good, he can be sharp but today he is slow, sweet. Hypnotic.

He takes care to grind against her every time he’s inside, and somehow this capricious man has perfected that steady, constant touch. He gets her close and guides her legs around his back, not changing his rhythm one bit. There’s little wonder in the marvel of that. The world bends to Dazai in surprising ways.

“Breathe for me,” he reminds her when he leans forward. She can’t believe he’s going to get so close when there’s nothing to separate them-- they are both completely naked, and the light lets them see each other. The rain is still loud, but not loud enough to drown out her moan as she reaches for him, puts her wrists behind his neck again, and pulls him down for a kiss.

She leaves him room to escape, but he doesn’t take it. The intimacy of all this makes her tremble for him.

“So adventurous,” he whispers against her mouth, just before she cries out. His soft groan is on the heels of her sound, and his hands are slipping behind her head to bring her back for more kisses. He gently puts so much warmth into her she forgets the rainy day’s chill for several long moments and just clings to him and brings her hips up to meet him.

Dazai slows but does not stop rolling his hips. It makes for a dribbly mess escaping her, messy on his bed, but she knows he’ll just whisper now now, adventure at her if she says anything. So she kisses him instead, and relishes every soft, passionate press of his mouth and the way the touches mirror what his body is doing. God, he feels good. his beautiful body is so warm and strong it makes her throat feels like there is a bruise in it. She’s not unhappy at all, but she wants to sob for some reason.

He eases himself back, not fully off of her but far enough that they can look at one another. She slides her fingers down his beautiful neck, slips them through the sweat on his chest. He is so incredibly beautiful, and she somehow manages to tell him so without bursting into tears.

There are suddenly an osprey’s wary eyes looking down at her, their intense and vibrant gold not missing a single flutter of her eyelids. When she dares to whisper his name again, careful to be tender with the word, the gold narrows... and then he smiles. He returns to their kissing and rolls his hips once more.

It is surprising, and wonderful.

[aphrodite-would-be-proud]

@ava-sr said: EE i do apologize that this is late, but maybe a small request because of my moblit-brainrot. which dates he would like to take you on? maybe like one of those guided painting classes? aGh all i know is that man is the absolute sweetest and i love him with all my heart

Types of dates with Moblit pt.1

{ Moblit x reader | tw:none | fluff | modern }

{ "Vanitas Still Life" 1662 by Edwaert Collier c. 1640 - after 1707 London or Leiden }

Ideal dates : these are dates he plans up ahead, makes sure they go smoothly and you're both are having fun. He really looks forward to these dates, they're like an event for him. He saves them up for important occasions like your anniversary, valentine's day, birthday.

I. Cuddling for hours at a time

you have to understand that in Moblit's overworked and stressful life, moments of respite are rare and far. He's so deprived of touch and love that it's a miracle how he has managed to function without even a beep. The thought of having someone to warm his bed, cradle his worries and put them to rest by simply combing through his hair, never crossed his mind despite having a hundred thoughts running through it per minute.

Some days he manages to forget your existence even, not out of some selfish desire or to belittle you, but out of disbelief, after all it's too good to be true.

You're too good to be true to him.

Your tender words pull him back each time he blindly steps closer to the edge, a never-ending spiral of self-destructive work tendencies awaiting him at the bottomless abyss. Your warm embrace shutting out the swarm of nagging voices meant to guilt him out of rest, to act as if the key to curing his sleep deprivation was to not acknowledge its existence, that fatigue symptoms could be erased by his own homemade placebo remedies.

As if your mere touch could turn anything to gold, and in his case, it did. 

It was what made the difference between an anxiety inducing catastrophic day, and a mere rough stepping stone he could easily manoeuvre around leaving his pace steady and undisturbed.

Reminding that it's okay to fail, to give something your best only for it to crumble to dust. It's a process of trial and error, it takes time and patience.

You don't get to choose how well things end up working out, it's not up to you nor is it your place.

And that's why for him, his ideal place in the world is in your arms, to simply let the rise and fall of your chest lull him into comfortable numbness. His features softening as the oxytocin levels rise, courtesy of your warm embrace, soft skin providing just the right pressure against his own.

Laying on your shared bed together, the soft breeze coming from the open windows moves the thin curtains. Moblit is Holding you close as one of his arms sneak around you, fingertips tracing shapes up and down your back. Face buried in your shoulder as yours rests on top of his head, stray hairs almost tickling your nose when you brush against them.

The passing of time does little to his cotton filled mind, occasionally attempting to pull you even more closer as if it's possible. Legs tangled with yours under the heavy blanket despite him hogging most of it.

Every now and then, when a certain amount of time passes, he'd look at you with half-closed eyes, a lidded look of satisfaction before murmuring in his sleepy voice.

"Do you want to get up?" And despite his sincere words and warm tone, his body makes no move to detach itself from your side.

Does he know the soothing effect of the circles he keeps drawing up your back? Or how much him talking with his lips still pressed against your neck makes you melt just a bit.

Whatever it is, Moblit seems confident in his ability to keep you snuggled against him, tucked underneath the warm blanket and fluffy pillows almost muffling your answer.

II. Visiting a music bar

Preferably something with soft yellowish lights, small enough spaces not meant for dancing but to create an intimate atmosphere akin to a music venue.

A jazz club, maybe a brewery.

Dimmed sunlight seeping through the thin curtained window, shadow traces of people smoking outside while making small talk, cushioned bar stools placed around the long bar with a mirrored wall behind it as several aged bottles and fancy glasses with signatures decorate the wooden shelves.

The quiet chatter of people blurring behind the mellow music the band is playing on the nearby stage, smooth movement with relaxed postures as if they've done this a hundred times before, and they probably have.

You're sitting in one of the booths near the window, a private spot where you're far enough for people not to notice yet close enough to still hear the music flowing.

The beat is slow, hypnotising even that the minutes blur together. 

Moblit giving you a smile as he comes back with your drinks, sitting opposite of you before handing you the cold glass, ice cubes clinking against each other as you raise the frosted rim to your lips, sugary sweet filling your senses, the cooling sensation of the drink slides down your throat.

There's a hint of citrus in it.

You've learned to trust Moblit's choice in drinks after being together for so long, he just knows what's going to taste good and which kind of drink you seem to need without having to say a word.

He seems comfortable here, even referring to the bartender by his name like they've been friends for a while, and maybe they have judging by the out-of-script welcoming he gave Moblit.

One conversation starts another and both of you find it so easy to talk to each other without boundaries or second thoughts, the smiles and occasional chuckles almost never leaving your features while nursing on your drinks.

He tells you stories from his work and about his co-workers. You find yourself entranced by his seemingly abusered line of work and the amount of chuckle worthy instances a single work day can offer.

That one time Hange knocked the liquid incense oils that someone Levi brought to freshen the place, well to their luck the oils fell directly on an open flame from the nearby scented candle which resulted in the fire spreading through the liquid alcohol between the broken glass.

And despite the feeling of dread, from seeing his files catch on fire this story brings him, the sound of your chocked laughter as you almost spilled your drink over your clothes, made it all worth it for him.

III. Antique shop

There was something to be said about Moblit's yearning for especially old looking things, trinkets, crumpled maps, tea stained letters and silvered mirrors.

You can't miss the gleam in his eyes as he opens the antique store door open for you the chime of the door bells following after. The smell of burning incense lingering in the air alongside the slow ticking of an old wooden clock.

The look on his face is of pure fascination, his eyes following the trail of the objects lined on the tables, from the old oil paintings with hand carved frames to the crystals reflecting sunlight next to the colourful stones. Observing as he carefully walks behind you through the narrow spaces between the tables and shelves. 

Pulling your attention whenever he finds a particular curious thing to show you as if it's an offering, it can range from music boxes with a really familiar melody that you can't quite remember or a beautifully shaped rose quartz stone that feels cool against your palm.

Whatever he brings, it often manages to intrigue you in some way. Moblit could always notice things other people would skip over otherwise, scanning the tables was like a small treasure hunt.

He'd always pick one or two leather journals, almost filled to the brim with ink scribbled pages and tea stained spots, personal diaries dating back to the 90's and if he's lucky they might edge towards the 80'. He likes to read them, live in someone else's shoes even for a split second, puzzle pieces falling in place as he figures out what kind of person the author was.

Of course sharing his discoveries with you while having lunch later, not out of pride nor to show off, but out of genuine respect to other people's lives and their dedication for leaving behind a piece of their soul.

IX. Roadtrip 

It's something he plans months ahead in advance, he genuinely wants to make the best out of the few weeks off both of you got to spend together. Making sure to plan a set of destinations, preparing snacks and food, packing your essentials and renting a big enough van.

A small getaway even, to completely leave everything behind and set out on a carefully planned adventure with the one he loves most, you.

Enjoying the fresh weather, the high sun and fast wind as both of you roll down the windows, fields of green and yellow meet you alongside the road the further away you move from the city.

Although be careful; the Moblit behind the wheel is a much much more different than the one you know, he's using all what remains of his self-restraint not to speed down the highway and swirl, the thought crosses his mind every hour or so and he's visibly agitated when you're forced to drive behind a particularly slow driver.

You might even have to remind him of the speed limit occasionally just so you don't end up with a pile of speeding tickets at the end of the trip.

It's like all his usually cautious and calculating demner evaporates into mist the second he touches the steering wheel, Temptations of just flooring it while high on adrenaline still linger in the back of his mind.

Beside that, the trip is a relatively calm one as you get to bask in all the new and different places you'll get to visit. Try new food and walk through different city streets, just the experience of something out of the usual is enough to satisfy Mobilt. Not to mention the fact he gets to experience it with you and just wander around without a purpose or care as long as you're together.

He'll definitely keep in mind what sort of things you seem to like, what intrigues you and the kind of reactions you show. He even started an album filled with mostly your pictures and the things you've seen.

It's most relaxing and filled with low stakes, nothing too fancy but nothing too boring either. Walking the thin line perfectly.

X. Visiting a museum

But not just any museum you see, one centred around natural history. Displaying everything from ancient fossils to full on skeleton displays of a 122 foot titanosaur, depictions of distant relatives of homosapiens and modern evolution trees of the current animals.

Moblit guiding you through the shiny tile floor and between the exhibits while holding your hand, eyes gleaming with passion as he goes on and on about each thing you glance at. Making all the trivial facts seem more fascinating than they have any right to be.

The squeaking sound of footsteps echoing on the too clean floors as four children pass you by, racing each other towards the iron suits of armour on display. They almost fall over the red ropes from leaning too close in, their caregiver seemingly busy talking with a security guard over the 'smoking not allowed' sign. 

You spare them a final glance before following Moblit through the corridor leading to the world history & old inventions section. Soon enough he steals your attention again as he begins talking about the first airplane prototype that you can't help but be enamoured by.

Despite there being a sign framed on the wall that sums up the jest of Moblit's lecture, he manages to make it not only less boring but add his own twist and uncommon known facts to it that it feels less of a history trip and of an interesting conversation.

He has so much knowledge that he's so eager not to only share but hear your own opinion and take on it, valuing your view no matter what amount of knowledge you have over the subject.

XI. Painting together

It's an idea that you offhandedly suggested after your museum visit, after all spending an hour in the Impressionism era gallery did leave an impression on you. And so the suggestion of checking out an art store for some acrylics and a couple brushes left your lips on the way home without a second thought.

Well little did you know that the small suggestion managed to latch into Moblit's brain for weeks after, making him spend his free time searching and gaining information on painting and how to start, he even managed to find some really good classes having a limited time course sale

That's how both of you end up in a guided painting class, seated next to each other with aprons on and a pallet to mix paint tubes in. You'll find out how much of a fast learner Moblit is, so much that most of the class he spends guiding your hand through the steps and offering his help whenever possible, although he still remembers not to be overbearing and still gives you space.

Both of you are in your own bubble from the class, being with him makes you feel easy and more reassured. He's like your very own comfort corner that you seek in every party, except that he can walk around with you and always looks out for you.

And whatever you end up putting on that canvas, Moblit will cherish more than any renaissance painting, will even insist on hanging it somewhere in the apartment.

[yurissweettooth]

Just saw someone whine to u that Yuri is bad trauma rep... like yeah maybe if he was the ONLY trauma rep.. but Barnaby is there too u can show someone who has help & support and is able to learn to cope in "healthier" ways AND someone who has no support and is consumed by their trauma nd have a more "extreme" view of things.... do they know that... if anything he's there to be a foil to Barnaby and to some extent Kotetsu as far as how his trauma has affected him & in his morality.... anyways cheers to u and ur Yuri content you make my day!!!

YES YES YES! EXACTLY THIS! Uhhh, sorry in advance but my Yuri brainrot is about to kick in so this will probably be unnecessarily long skfjlsajf You bring up a really great point about Barnaby. I think the inclusion of Barnaby actually allows the show to be praised for their trauma representation for the exact things you outlined. Their trauma has lead them down two very different, but understandable and (excluding all the fantastical elements that come with a superhero world) realistic paths. Trauma isn't always pretty. There's not always a feel good ending that goes along with it, a person doesn't always recover and move past it. I think the Rising (is very interesting because it presents THREE people with childhood trauma resulting from parental death speaking their resulting ideologies at once.

Two of them have gone down a darker, more destructive path. Virgil/Andrew feels like there's no way to overcome his pain than to kill the man who killed his father as payback. Yuri/Lunatic feels as though he he should continue to kill those who are "evil", no doubt partially as a justification to himself that killing his father was the right choice. Barnaby, on the other hand, has been like them before and once sought revenge. He even says himself that didn't bring back what he had lost and didn't fix anything, Kotetsu echoes that sentiment to Lunatic, albeit in a slightly more insensitive way. On that note, I think you make a good point that Yuri doesn't have any form of support system. In the end only two of the three of them are able to make a change to their views because only two of the three of them are actually able to admit their trauma to others. Yuri obviously can't just run around telling people he killed his abusive father, even if he omits the fact that he was Mr. Legend. I have a lot more to say think I'll discuss some of the ins and outs and general theories involving him in it's own post when I have the time. There's a lot to Yuri as a character that I think people miss or don't consider because it's easier to write him off as typical villain, someone just using his trauma as an excuse to hurt people, or an edgy man throwing a tantrum. Anyway, thank you for bearing with me with this super long response lol. Also that makes me so happy to hear! I love this man so much so it makes me happy to spread the joy. I hope you are having a lovely day/night! 💖

[seyaryminamoto]

I'm so hype about the overwatch deathlock rebels, finally my gurl Ashe gets a more clear background story but I sad at the same time because it seems like many hate ashe for unreasonable causes. They hate Ashe just because she gets in the way of a their ship. These are the same people who said they're not in the overwatch fandom because of ships, but throws rock just because McAshe is hinted to crush/smth. Btw I'm a McGenji shipper but I do like McAshe stuffs too and I see its potential as canon

Oh, mad respect to you, McGenji anon, mad respect. I've been so out of things lately because I'm still REELING from that book, I swear I have never known a feeling quite like this one? xD I was afraid the book might end up validating a lot of toxic ideas people had about Ashe, but instead I feel it completely outruled them and showed that, whether people like it or not, she and McCree had a pretty good relationship (whether you wanna see it as romantic or not) back in the day. The minute these two were face to face in Reunion my shipper senses just went BONKERS, and I already thought that Reunion was all they'd ever give us, canon-wise... but nope, they just went all out with this book and now there's so much more context to so many little things in Reunion too *sobs* I am completely overtaken by these cowboy renegades, my head's cowboy brainrot 24/7 since June 1st xD

But yep, people are really unbearable with their mindless Ashe hate. I keep thinking that, if she were a guy, everyone trashing her would jump at the opportunity to ship her with just every possible male character they could find, not only McCree. I don't even know, honestly, just how difficult can it be to ship what you ship without turning any characters into boogeymen because "they get in the way of the ship"? It's a childish, dumbass thing I've seen in fandoms since I was a kid and I can't believe I'm still seeing it happen in this godforsaken year of 2021. Ashe and McCree are absolutely at odds in the latest events in Overwatch's timeline: I love the idea of them slowly regaining their trust in each other while working together to stop Null Sector, Talon or whatever they'll be fighting in OW2. But anyone who DOESN'T ship them? They can easily imagine whatever else they want to imagine for their future and move on just fine. McAshe absolutely can be seen as a past relationship, or even as a past friendship with unresolved feelings, when making content for any other ship with McCree or Ashe, if they even feel the need to acknowledge it altogether. It's not even challenging to do this.

Heck, as someone who has spent ages creating content for a ship that, however much traction it has gained lately, isn't likely to become canon, where one half of the ship has been in a canon, confirmed, actual relationship since the show ended (even if it's still not confirmed as his endgame relationship), this hissy fit by the Ashe haters, mainly from the-ship-that's-better-off-not-named, is beyond ridiculous. I've written stories where a canon relationship ends, giving way to my OTP, WITHOUT trashing the other character in the canon relationship, and without turning her into a monster just to justify my ship's existence. If I can do that without a hitch, I don't see how they can't? It makes no sense to me, honestly.

There's also an apparent uproar because McCree and Ashe are "het" now? There's no canon confirmed sexuality for either of them to this moment, no matter if there were definite sparks flying in Deadlock Rebels, just as there was no confirmed sexuality before the book. A lot of people think of McCree as bi, and that headcanon wasn't killed somehow by the contents of this book, was it? Heck, I'm even thinking of games like Dragon Age, where straight characters have deliberately been written to reject advances from any same-sex MCs, and players have made mods to romance them with same-sex MCs anyway because they don't give a flying fuck about canon sexuality if it's straight. In my experience? That's how fandom always works. Typically, it's when characters are confirmed gay that anyone who shipped them in straight relationships have to back off, since it's highly frowned upon to alter the sexuality of any gay characters. But even if a character has nothing but opposite-sex love interests in canon, the fandom always does whatever it wants. Why the heck is it different here, to the point of spewing that much vitriol at Ashe just because she exists and McCree is/was into her?

Oof, I just say live and let die, man. Frankly, I am living the dream with this book, I've loved every new tidbit of lore it offered, especially those recontextualized hints of Reunion content (hell, even the "plothole" with the Est. 1976 in the Deadlock logo was addressed, it's amazing xD). Apparently, McAshe shippers aren't entitled to "canon status" thanks to the cinematic, or through all the history these two characters share, history that's been expanded through this book... I find that fair and valid, but just so, no other ship is entitled to demand for canon status, not in this franchise, not in anything else, as far as I'm concerned. Blizzard has made a bunch of bad choices in the last years, there's no denying that, but as far as I can tell, caving in to what a certain cluster of fans demand just because their ship is "popular" has NEVER resulted in anything good. If anything, every time I've seen big media give in to whatever their loudest fans want, the quality of their content tends to spiral downwards at ridiculously rapid speed, because that isn't what their creative vision used to be, and it's not an organic choice but a forced one, done just to sell more (and typically, they don't achieve that goal at all). Could list a few examples of that, but I'd be here all day, I suspect x'D

At any rate, thank you for being such a good sport, McGenji Anon :D shippers who respect other ships are the absolute best and I'm really happy to know there's people like you out there in the OW fandom. I'm not crazy active in the OW fandom myself, partly because I can't even play the game, only watch friends play it, and because I have signed my life off to Sokkla, as everyone knows... but I gotta say, the ideas, the THOUGHTS that have come to mind over this unbelievable book... I've already doodled a couple of them and if I had enough time to go all out, I absolutely would xD Now, I just need to see how to buy myself an Ashe keychain and then I'll be set to cry about these two for life. I've been doing plenty of progress on that front as it is... X'D

[xiaophobic]

i can relate to the maidens beloved erasure because my level 20 barbara is crying. as long as you keep pressing the buttons and the enemies die you win, right? (this speech is coming from someone who had no clue how artifacts work until very late in the game. kids please dont be like me im not a good role model when it comes to this)

sPEAKING OF ARTIFS I GOT A REALLY GOOD ANEMO ONE THE OTHER DAY,,, IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL HAT WITH GREAT STATS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER SO EEEEEEEEE dearest its safe to say your well wishes weren't in vain, the stars aligned in my favor and the artifact archons blessed me. GL ON KAZUHA FARMING TOO !! our simp energy will overrun the domains rng 💞💖

now, this might seem like some unique conversation starter from yours truly but it was a really fun thing to think of for me so !! if you and your main team had to live together for a while (a shared house, apartment, you could even live in a mall together if you want, let your creativity ✨shine✨) how would things go? would there be people that utterly despise each other, would there be a bigger than usual fire involved when making dinner, or would all of you be super chill? you dont have to answer this question if you dont want to!! I just found it fun and felt like spreading it,,, hehe. If you'd like to know mine, I wouldn't mind answering either !

stay safe and have a great day love! <3

WAHHSGD OHMYGOD GOOD ANEMO ARTIFACT!! SO TRUE MY WISHES WORKED 😩 i’ve been dedicating all my resin to the anemo cube,, i’ll get back on farming for his artifacts soon 💔

I THINK ABOUT THIS CONCEPT ALL THE TIME I CANNOT BELIEVE SOMEONE HAS FINALLY BROUGHT IT UP SO I CAN TALK ABOUT IT!!! i really live for the domesticity vibes that the new teapot living gives so my mind has been FULL of brainrot surrounding how my team would live together. i apologize in advance cause i KNOW this is about to be long,,

okay so, i consider my “main team” the people who i regularly switch in/out, so that would be sucrose, xiao, bennett, and zhongli. so, for general living:

sucrose and i room together on the farthest end of the hallway because her experiments are prone to explosions but the closest room to ours is bennett’s since he’s the one most likely to be able to withstand said explosions should one get out of hand.

xiao’s room is upstairs because he “wants to be as far away from everyone as possible”

and zhongli’s room is on the other side of the hallway (his room also serves as his office)

now, onto my soft headcanons!!

all five of us share the fear of being alone, so if one is ever in a significantly bad mood, the rest are huddling up in their room to keep them company

bennett and xiao have a love/hate relationship that’s definitely one-sided, bennett’s congenial positivity is apparently “annoying” to xiao though you’ll see him listening surprisingly intently when bennett’s rambling

AND RAMBLING!!! we are all prone to it and we’re always talking each other’s ears off

zhongli is obviously our saving grace, being the more than designated parent of the group

he brings like tiny cartoon-themed bandaids when someone’s hurt WAHSHSH

sucrose has a cat that xiao claims to hate but never forgets to feed when she’s away

bennett looks around for unique-looking rocks so he can bring them home and have zhongli tell him about them

sucrose has tried more than once to create some kind of potion or anything that would alleviate xiao of some pain, she’s still working on it

xiao would probably genuinely consider murdering me, i’d annoy the shit out of him on purpose

i go up to him like “hey bestie!” and he looks at me with so much disgust AAHGSHASV

“how dare you address me with such friendly terminology?!”

xiao is my best friend guys

being that two of the five are immortal, we all try not to speak about birthdays too much

bennett is banned from cooking with zhongli...and by himself

he’s banned from the kitchen in general, sucrose pushes him out using anemo whenever he tries to light the stove

bennett unironically calls zhongli dad, and eventually everyone picks up the habit

xiao hates it when he realizes he does it as well though

“dad, could you— i mean mor— FUCK”

zhongli and sucrose doing each other’s hair 💖💘💗💓💞💝💕

sucrose is my girlfriend, not a headcanon just a fact 🥱

ANYWAY ZHONGLI WEAVING LIKE GLAZE LILLIES INTO HER HAIR AND SHE WEAVES CECILIAS INTO HIS <//3

oh yeah everyone collects sweet flowers for sucrose every time we go outside

bennett swears that xiao is partially mute at first or at least doesn’t have an extensive vocabulary like razor, so when xiao pulls up using words like “quackery” he literally cannot believe that he actually speaks

“THE EDGY DUDE SPEAKS?” “...edgy dude..?”

everyone cries when zhongli says he’s proud of them

i mean everyone

in conclusion, we’re a controlled kind of chaotic i believe!! i’d love to read about you and your main team so please tell me all about your living headcanons <33 aLSO, sunflower, my dear, is this you..? IM ALMOST POSITIVE IT IS but you forgot to sign off,,