#can you imagine billy chasing stu with a tattoo gun

[ela-loomis]

Hey hey! Could I request a slasher match-up? I’m 5’3 with short dark brown hair, I’m bisexual with a heavy lean towards men, I draw and listen to music a lot, I’m pretty affectionate if I’m in a relationship with a person, I dress in mostly black, I have 6 piercings, I’m an ENTP and an Aries, true crime interests me a lot and anything along that, I plan to be a tattoo artist, I like people playing with my hair or playing with other people’s hair, I like to cuddle at night and any other time really if I’m with and comfortable with the person, have a good day/night!!🖤🖤

Hi hi, Ducky!

I ship you with...

Billy Loomis!

- He is so into you, it’s almost comical. The first time you walk into the video store, he stops mid-sentence and stares. Stares so much that Stu has to get right in his face to regain his attention. 

- He’s obsessed with your piercings. Did they hurt? When did you get them? Should you two get matching ones? Who’s he kidding, of course you should. He’s definitely into the all-black, tats and piercings style, and being with you is the perfect reason to get more style-savvy himself.

- One of his favourite things to do is with you to sit in a room and play music while you both do your own thing. Whether it’s homework, drawing, plotting the next Ghostface outing - what? Oh, nothing, the CD must have had a scratch on it just now. 

- He wants to be the first person you tattoo! He’s either going to suggest you do something totally ridiculous on him, or he’s going to let you surprise him and do whatever you want. Only on his back, though; should the sleeves of his costume slide upwards, he doesn’t want any identifiers. 

- Loves when you play with his hair. Seriously, some nights he climbs through your window just to have you run your hands through his hair until he falls asleep. He likes playing with your hair, as well, though he’s more interested in actually styling it. Before long, he can do an immaculate fish tail plait!

- Congrats on getting a boyfriend and adopting a puppy! Stu is going to be all over the two of you like a golden retriever. Date night? There he is! Movie marathon? He popped the popcorn! He might get jealous of how much time Billy spends with you from time to time, but he thinks you’re just as cool as Billy, so he can deal. 

- Billy both loves and hates your interest in true crime. Loves it because he loves it as well, but he hates that you’re most likely going to catch onto his and Stu’s antics. It’s not that he doesn’t trust you to keep their secret, but he doesn’t want to get someone he sees as so perfect involved in something so decidedly not.

- Circling back to the tattooing for just a moment; DO NOT LET HIM TOUCH YOUR TATTOO EQUIPMENT. HE WILL EITHER TRY AND TATTOO HIMSELF OR HE’LL TRY AND TATTOO STU. EITHER WAY, THERE WILL BE TEARS, BLOOD, AND HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO BUY YOU A NEW MACHINE.

- He’s not the most cuddly person out there, but he’s always content to let you wrap yourself around him. The only time he actively seeks out cuddles is when he’s having a rough time with his Dad; on those nights he’ll lie down next to you and wriggle his way into your arms like a dog trying to get their owner’s attention. 

- Billy is a great listener, and he absolutely wants to hear about all of your problems. Just be careful dropping names when you’re venting, because there’s a very good chance that Ghostface will be coming for them, next.