#can we talk about roadhog id love to talk about roadhog

[panicbones]

didnt expexct thoughtful discussion on what was just a shouting at a wall post. but im a guy who loves talking and engaging everyone can say hi always and forever

[imagine-this-overwatch-blog]

Do you mind letting us know what's in the box? Oh and Happy (belated) Valentine's Day! 💝

Aww thank. You too.

S/o who loves shower sex, please? Hanzo/Junkrat/Soldier 76

Widowmaker spying on s/o through scope and gets in through the window as a form of foreplay. "I saw you through my scope and couldn't resist" 

Oni!Genji x Reader, Genji was kicked out from the kingdom by Hanzo and so he wandered on earth where he met his s/o and fell in love to each other. Hanzo didnt like seeing his brother being happy and so he curse Genji's s/o to die at certain age. They will reborned again but have no memories of Genji and Genji wont be able to met his s/o before they hit certain age too Like they have limited time to spend on each other. "I've lost count on how many times I met and lost you, but even if it's painful, I'd choose to fell to you over and over again" It's kinda like..Genji will be in endless loop of love and hurt with his s/o Do you like it? And do you think Genji will come back to beat Hanzo for cursing his s/o? :x 

McCree, Genji, Hanzo, Sombra are scouting an abandoned city where their team is going to have an upcoming battle (in the next few minutes!). they hear coughing and investigate. what happens when they discover their long-time crush (citizen) under the rubble in an abandoned building? they're alive but they're wounded badly and in poor health. they say they'll be fine. 

Fem!reader with lucio in a soul mate au? 

I don’t think we give enough love to the Omnics of Overwatch. So how about a student/teacher relationship with an S/o and Bastion, Orisa, and Zenyatta.( You decide who is the student and who is the teacher.) 

I was wondering if you could do a daddy dom McCree (NSFW and SFW) with a so that is very smol and submissive and shy and blushes and gets embarrassed very easily ^.^ 

Headcanons please! Reader is a new recruit for Overwatch, and Ana, for whatever reason, takes a liking to them and develops a mentor/guardian relationship with Reader, maybe even teaching them things/trains them? (That reader happily listens to and takes to heart)! Bonus: after a highly successful mission, Ana tells Reader she is genuinely proud of them. Reader begins to cry really loudly out of happiness.

reaper, genji, mccree and a hero of your choice (separately) with an s/o who has a really hard time believing they are loved or care about? they'll get in really depressive moods every now and again, persistent that the heroes will hate s/o eventually, convinced everyone despises them and hating themselves where it gets really unhealthy (not eating, staying in the cold/heat, etc) 

Junkenstein finding a s/o as crazy as him who is eager to help him with experiments and maybe getting freaky in the lab (; 

Can i get headcannons for Corsair Ana realizing shes fallen for the reader who's one if her crewmates?

Can i have poly anahardt headcannons for taking care of a sick reader? 

Headcannons for poly roadrat where the reader comes back from a mission in a really bad mood, how would try to make them feel better? 

Hello! Can I have Moira having to explain to her SO how an experiment went wrong and gave her fox ears and a tail? 

Can I have Balderich's reaction to learning his SO is pregnant with twins? 

hcs on a relationship between lucio and his professional skater s/o? 

GREETINGS! May I request an NSFW where Junkrat and f!reader have a heated argument in which one of them confesses their feelings to the other? And then things heats up ;;;))) Thank you

can i request 76 with a reader who's a healer? thanks in advance!

Genji falls in love with an ex of his when he was a playboy but he doesn't remember that he dated them.He broke their heart by either dumping them or cheating on them. How would that play out? 

Okay but  imagine McCree tying up his fem s/o when she really needs to pee, her options are to either wet herself or hold it, but obviously you can only hold it for so long! All the while McCree is watching and teasing.Do you think you could do anything with this? 

Zarya bench pressing reader while they are reading. 

Okay what about just cute and fluffy mercy x reader im in need 

I'll have one tall nsfw dirty boi where only way junkrat agrees to take a bath is with f/reader but always turns it into something sexual.  Thank you, bless you. 

could you do something where soldier 76's s/o is kissing him all over and telling him how much they love him? i live for fluff like that. 

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHH NSFW chubby!fem!s/o with extra oral and body worship w/ McCree, 76, Genji & Hanzo? Cut any out if you need to btw.

Poly Roadrat helping their SO recover from a rough day at work? As in got yelled at by the managers, customers and everything just goes wrong in general? Thanks love! 

Lucio, Soldier, and Hanzo(separately) who has a crush on the reader but they soon find out the reader has a HUGE bounty on them? (That it almost reached McCree's bounty that was placed on him) So on, they soon realize the reader was still on the run because of that and the only safe place was the location their in until they found out? 

Could I request Ana x Female!Reader petplay please? I'm honestly a sucker for Ana, she's so beautiful, but I haven't found a whole lot of fanfictions for her! Thank you :) 

lucio and dva (non poly) with a s/o whos a gamer and esports competitor please?

ok so this is a little specific but id appreciate it if you do it a lot, could you do mccree, lucio, and zenyatta walking in on their s/o having a breakdown and once they can talk again they confess theyre very insecure about how they show affection and are worried that they dont show the boys they love them enough even if theyre very affectionate? and theyre worried the boys might leave them for it? if you dont feel comfy thats fine but if you can!! 

Request for PolyMchanzo (Fem!Reader) Body woreship - but not only for the reader - she can do it for Hanzo & Jesse 

pre-fall Jack taking his soon to be s/o on a Valentines date? fem pronouns please

Reinhardt taking care of a depressed s/o who didn't get her dream job?

Something nsfw but also sweet? Junkrats s/o finally coming home from a super long trip and getting down to do some sexy times but Junkrat climaxes during foreplay and gets hella embarrassed about it and feels really bad, so s/o suggests Junkrat to give them head to make up for it.

can you put jesse mccree & fem!s/o in a old wild west scenario 

I’m glad to hear requests are back open!! Can I please request some super sappy ‘the moment they knew they were in love’ kinda thing with Hanzo, McCree, and Lucio? I’m in a super sappy mood and this will help to quench the need. Thanks a bunch!

Hey :3 May I ask for a fluffy Hanzo imagine where he has a very soft,kind and shy healer female S/O who often finds herself tending to animals in the forest and got kidnapped while trying ti make him a flower crown? Thank you 

Girls of your choice x reader in a depressive episode, overhearing reader ask himself if she's better off without him. 

I've waited so long (not that I'm complaining please take all the time you need) to request that scenario of reader leaving for a long mission and somehow while they're saying bye to McCree they manage to sneak their panties into his back pocket with a note telling him to use them whenever he feels lonely. 

Oh can I request moira with a fem reader? Where shes in her lab working late and her a surprise visit and nsfw ensues? 

May i request some nsfw of Roadhog with a tiny but chubby female reader. Where he's just grabbing all up on her soft bits while they're fucking and calling her pet names like "good girl" and/or "princess" ahh sorry im so needy(/)-(\) 

Nsfw headcannons for poly roadrat spitroasting female reader? 

Can I have a Soul mate au with Junkrat x male reader please? 

Would you be willing to write some smut, short as you want to, with multiple Genjis and one female reader? Like, some of his different skins? Or is that too much? I'd understand if it was.

[widykegast]

voltron overwatch headcanons

guess who has too much time on their hands. me.

lance: 

handle: sharpshooter (everyone makes fun of him in match chat befoew a game...little do they know...)

a widowmaker main. full stop

the first time he ran attack widowmaker keith yelled at him. until he Learned

he’s Super good when he takes it seriously.

does not, however, take it very seriously. hes here for fun, more than any of them

unless, of course, they are playing competitive

gets play of the game more than any of them

occasionally plays ana to let hunk play pharah because he is a good friend

will not, under any circumstances, play hanzo. dont ask him why

hunk:

handle: believeit (he played wow when he was young and refuses to change it (mainly because it makes pidge and lance angry))

likes playing pharah the most, but is often forced to play zen or rein (until orisa was dropped) bc hes either solo queueing or playing with his friends who dont know how to team comp

however, it is agreed hes allowed to play her on anubis no matter what and his team backs him up whenever they can because they love him

doesnt like always playing competitive because it stresses him out

“im gay but id date pharah”

pidge

handle: trnsgrlcommi

has the most hours on bastion. swears she isnt a bastion main.

also plays lots of sombra and symmetra and spends those whole games yelling into her mic about how gay she is

actually really good symmetra

gets play of the game most times 2nd to lance. everyone yells whenever it happens

taught matt to play bastion and has regretted it ever since

actually cried when she saw orisa

nearly became an orisa main like. 3 days in

shes got mediocre aim so shes not the Best but she knows when to use shit and basically becomes a permanant tank for like a month. then shes a Usually tank

keith

handle: ripmcr (”youre sure no one will be able to see this pidge?” “postive”)

talks to people like and plays with the attitude of a genji main. can’t aim for shit, so he plays mei. unironically

he left in the middle of the match when hunk said “ice ice meiby”

hunk, laughing so hard he literally cried, also left

also plays reaper and shiro is literally always making fun of him for it. its almost sad.

gets. really stressed when they play like arcade but is Calm during comp. lance is scared

shiro (+ matt)

handle: daddy (hey it sucks but he got $50 off matt for it) 

mercy main

uses his pistol a little too much. not all the time too much. just a little.

solo rezzes keith all the time. his team hates him.

after owning the game for a day: “this is what 400 hours of mercy experience looks like”

also enjoys tracer and mccree

he only started playing mccree to make fun of keiths accent (which he has in this au fuck you) but was actually kinda good? so he kept going at it

enjoys doin shitty impressions. except his junkrat which is Spot On somehow

he never plays junkrat

but he does make keiths life hell rip

plays comp with Matt “Resident Bastion Main” Holt and always pockets him

they never win. 

allura

handle: musregina

the home screen character when she first booted up the game was zarya

she fell in love instantly

matt: dont worry allura ur learnin from the best

allura, with potg and 4 gold medals after her first game: what

actually probably the best one out of all of them

used to play comp with matt and shiro. stopped when her sr reached like 1500

“guys i love you but i placed into fucking platinum bye”

really doesnt play anyone but zarya but she enjoys the Power she feels when she plays roadhog and hooks people and will occasionally play hanzo to fuck with lance

is never friendly. even in skirmish. waving or emoting just gives your enemy another chance to strike. 

keith is also like this

they bond

bonus: the heith arc! because this is My au and i can do whatever the fuck i want! cut for length because i cannot shut up about heith!

scene: two am for hunk and eleven pm for keith. everyone else in the group has gone to bed except for pidge and allura, who are duo queueing comp to gain rank

hunk: haha man im too stressed about this test monday to sleep

keith: i just had like. half a pizza ill probably get nightmares if i sleep 

(”thats a thing?” “matt said so”)

so they queue up for 3v3 just the two of them

hunk, as he always does when team comp ain’t a major issue, picks phara

their third picks symmetra

keith, too busy laughing at hunks jokes (hes Deep in pining hell) doesn’t pick a character, so he ends up with mercy

hunk: oh don’t worry man! just stick with me we got this

keith is related to a mercy main, and he’s played the game enough that he knows what he’s doing. 

mostly 

(”do i pull out the gun now?” “keith, no, im dying please”)

but!! he does well and enjoys the role but only because its hunk hes pocketing. he also likes it a Lot when hunk says “nice job!!” at the end even though they lose

it takes practice, but keith starts getting better as mercy and he has some fun! he doesn’t really like not fighting, but he likes damage boosting and calling the shots badly and hes the best 1v1 mercy hunks ever seen

(he took down a roadhog all by himself)

they lose track of time and they both see the notification that lance is online the next morning and start yelling.

keith starts playing mercy but only with hunk. it goes on for a while.

he gets better. its easier for him because she doesnt require aiming and he likes flying. hes good at managing his flight and hunk,also dee pin pining hell, always commends him on it

and they maybe sorta have more 

1 night they play quick play this way and when pidge checks his career profile the next morning she yells

he doesnt start playing mercy with them tho. its his and hunk’s thing.

until one time, on anubis, they (pidge, lance, hunk, keith, and two randoms) need a second healer

hunk: look, guys, ill just go ze-

keith, picking mercy: fuck you youre playing pharah

so he does, and its down to the wire. they need second point to win

theyve all died

keith, while literally yelling, runs onto the point and gets a 4 man rez

everyone is now yelling

they win

he loses potg to some junk wheel that got 3 people but he doesnt care

hunk: keith omg you have no idea how much my sr needed this i could kiss you right no-

keith, shy and quiet and a bit away from his mic: why dont you?

hunk starts screeching a little bit. lance is crying and shouting his blessings

pidge, way too close to her mic: 3,000 miles of country thats whats stopping him

lance, a hopeless romantic: shut the fuck up your mouth! you weenie gremlin!!

anyway hunk and keith have a real relationship talk later that i dont feel like writing out since this is already sloppy and long as is. theyre dating

everyone is blessed