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TW// BLOOD AND BODY HORROR

More box from my OBJECTIFIED x II au! (Plus Wagyu)

Also some info about her under the cut vvv

She was also an old mascot/ambassador for the Meeple brand, often showing up in posters and advertisements. This has been long since phased out in place of meeple’s new soulless, cleaner ads.

In terms of age, she’s around her mid twenties, not including the years she was dead(which would put her in her thirties)

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(Almost)Everyone in the Objective insanity AU!

(People like bow, yinyang, Trophy, Soap, and the hotel group are not included since they’re minor characters(or assimilated))

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Fanart of @strangler-fish's II x Objectified au !! It's super cool go check it out if yuo haven't already....

ghhhgh stranglerfish you followed me back right as I was about to go post this n it jumpscare me sm,, /pos

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THE BFDI X REGRETEVATOR COLLAB IS OUT NOW!! It was such an honor to get to make the icon and thumbnail for this update! I am stimmmingggg

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Enter the Regretevator if you dare..

Some regretevator NPC designs!! I was inspired by a lot of different artists in the fandom mashed together

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"if you ever find a big dangerous robot mech do you promise to connect me to it?"

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Wtf this guy is so cute

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hands u design ideas... some of the characters got changed up a bit to be more like toys as u can see no jangle yet unfortunately </3 having difficulties with his design

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C&A is a neobotanics and nooscionics lab. In other words, they grow and train sophont AIs, “seedlets,” and design software and hardware to interface organic minds with digital systems.

It’s a small enough company to draw little suspicion, but credible enough to be contracted big name operations (mainly military).

They accidentally trapped a person in a noospace, the “noosciocircus”, with Caine, a seedlet grown and owned by C&A. He’s a well meaning seedlet, tasked to keep the trapped person sane as C&A keeps their body alive as long as possible.

In an effort to recover the person from the inside, they sent in another only to trap them as well. Their cumulating mistake becomes harder to pull the plug on as it would kill both the trapped and Caine, an expensive investment who just also happens to be reporting immensely valuable nootic data from his ongoing simulation.

C&A continues to send agents to assist the trapped from within, each with relevant skills. They’re getting a bit desperate, since the pool of candidates is limited to those who work with C&A and would not draw too much attention if gone missing.

So, the noosciocircus becomes testing ground for lesser semiohazards.

Semiohazards are stimuli that trigger a destructive response in the brain of perceivers. Semiohazards can be encoded into any medium, but are generally easiest to encode into sights and air pressure sequences. The effect, “a mulekick,” can range in severity from temporary disabled breathing, to seizure, to brain death.

Extreme amputations (“truncations”) occur when a trapped agent ingests a semiohazard that permanently shuts off the brain’s recognition of some body part as its own. Sieving is a last resort to permanently mechanically support the life of the trapped. Thanks to modern advancements, this is cheap and sustainable. Those overexposed to the hazards become the abstracted and are considered lost.

Semiohazards being current hotspot of discovery and design means C&A is sending in semiotic specialists alongside programmers. Gangle in particular was sent in to provide the trapped with nootic endurance training, but she underestimated the condition of the trapped and her own dealt avatar when she arrived. She wasn’t too stable entering to begin with, but C&A’s options are limited.

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More than half of my savings gone, fuck this guy

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hello world

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girl finding frankie

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I WAS TAKEN ABACK

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Doin something a little different with this one...

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(They're talking about their siblings)

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Who wants a bit of Minecraft spec bio?

In my headcanon for Minecraft the majority of mobs share a very recent common ancestor with a slime-mold adjacent organism called the "root node," meaning most mobs (villagers, illagers, skeletons, zombies, mooshrooms, others) are fungoid/plantoid-appearing creatures.

Villagers are among the most complex of them all, boasting an intricate method of expression through extendable facial "petals" (thin, mostly transparent membranes) that shift in color, pattern, and intensity to express a vast and dynamic field of emotions. The protrusions on their head resembling eyebrows and a nose light up in patterns to convey information. Conversation is occasionally emphasized by vocal cues (the iconic "hrms").

While impossible to translate standard villager conversation into something intelligible to humans without advanced technology, Steve is the most "fluent in villager," with a baseline understanding of what different colors mean on a villager's petals and even dyed paper cards to replicate the expressions himself. He also has established a rudimentary sign language with the nearby village.

Steve works with a certain villager he's nicknamed The Language Guy, or "TLG," to propose new signs or revise existing ones. TLG distributes language updates to the village when they happen. TLG is the most "fluent in human," so they are the village's Steve equivalent when it comes to diplomacy with humans. They are also working on writing a book with every established sign and its definition. Since villagers don't have a written language yet, it consists of easily interpreted pictograms.

Humans and villagers have rather shallow avenues of communication due to their complete lack of intuition about each other's natures. However, due to their frequent interactions, TLG and Steve are very close friends for creatures with a compatibility gap bigger than the Grand Canyon.

Alex would really like to learn about all of this, but she's not quite got the hang of it yet.

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redrew that one zeemmy99 panel 💔💔💔

original under cut