#can we just ummm can i AAAAAAAA

[hythlodaes]

o dear soul / flesh and bone

love alone / is your home

[neutrallyobsessed]

EPISODE 4!!!!!!!!!! COMOOO NO TE ENTERASTE TODAVIA????*

FEET OF SINCERITY

this is visuals are fucking hilarious ngl lmaooo

oh the two face-ness we love to see it!! that reminds me that i wanna see joan recieving a text from topher... yknow, they'd have each others phone numbers~~ uwu♥

oh there WAS a joke about venemous being different from poisonous or whatever MMMMMM ANYWAYS HIM AAAAAAHAJDSJHAHSGH- AY BOLUDOOO AAAAA JSKSJKSJSKSJSK

HMMMM OK GOOD DAY FOR UHH YALL TOO! jjba5 reference ey? he dont have lungs either lolol

YOOOOOO JOANABE??? YEAHHH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! THATS WHATS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOrse than a disney cruise with extend family omg they're NOT holding back!!! GOOD!

YOURE LOOKING AT HIM! WITH YOUR EYES! THAT ARE BELOW YOUR EYEBROOOOOWS!!!!!!! xd

white jesus edition jsjsksjkjks but like jfk really is one note, he just has a different note each season hm aight :)

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT

oh no now they're EDGING they are EDGING OUR COCKS WITH GANDHI AAAAAAA THIS IS KILLING MEEEEE

but joannnn girlieeee why you so insistant in taking you backkk topher darling youre from the reboob you know what you gotta do to have her understand that her place is with the misfits no one liiiikesss and that is so much better and whateverrrr

*(esta noche me la doy en la peraaaa)

SE VIENE LA FIESTA DE LA DIRECTORA DE LA SECUNDARIA DE CLONES, JUANA DE ARCOOO!!! SI!!! LA HIJA DE REMIL PUTA DE LA JUANA SE VA A MANDAR UNA JODA DE LA CHOTA DE SU ABUELO!!! VAMOS A TIRAR A ABE POR LA VENTANA!! TENEMOS PARA ESCAVIAR HASTA LOS MEDICAMENTOS DE SCUDWORTH!!! EL FORRO DEL DJ EDISON ENGANCHANDO TEMAS DEL AÑO DEL ORTOOO! LUCES DEL OJETE Y LA COMETRAPOS DE CLEO QUE PARTE LA TIERRA!!!

PREPARA EL CHAMUYO QUE LE VAS A ENCAJAR AL CORNUDO DE TU NOVIO Y VENITE!! NO TE QUEDES AFUERA PEDAZO DE CULO ROTO!!!!

(all of this was done with the keyboard ahre xd)

oh so the bleachers creatures are in the janitors closet? well im sure theres a vent or something so they can get into the real party hehe ;3

ok, bible-humping!JFK is actually the greatest thing it could happend to him, cause like- the bible is super violent and such and thats SO him i love it, its perfect!

Confucius, you really live up to your name because i'm hella confused on what you just said

OH NOOO im getting "best burger in the world" from regular show flashbackssss i dont know if im liking where this is heading!! ToT

OH YEAH THEM OLD CLONES DANCING LA MACARENA THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE!!

hell yea Harriet likes her boys MANLY, cause she's so straight yknow~

HELL YEA THE SEXY INTRO!!!♥♥♥

JESUS CRISTO USING HIS POWERS FOR GOOD!!! The good of underage drinking~ but thats for the new clones cause the old ones are 36, so they're legal to do whatever they want, except fucking the new clones unless theyre in a state where its legal, but its a cartoon so they all can do whetever crimes they want~~

OHHHH THEM CREATURES ARE MAAAAADDDD!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO?!

gasp!shush!

TRAITOR GETS WHAT HE DESERVES!!! HMMMMMMMM

OMG MARIE CURIE WITH THE CHICKEN HYDRANT GANDHI AAAAAAAA *EXPLODES IN A MILLION PIECES*

THE AMERICAN RIGHT TO BEAR A BEAR, ok the historical humor its just getting better and better omggg

WHAT IN SCIENCES NAME

AND MORE THAN A FRIEND TOO? EHH? CONCHA DE TU MADRE?

OH SHI- UMMM AHJAKSAKSJKASAKSDJH OKKKKKK HE'S- HE'S HERE AJAM YEP THATS- THATS BUFFUCIUS AJAJAJAJOH but like- its a deep moment woaH niceee

AND OH UM THAT TOO! REALLY GOOD DAY FOR CANDWORTH!

OH SHIT THEYRE IN THE FREEZER NOW! WITH GANDHIIII

Rating: VIERNES DE LA JUNGLA A TODO OJETE/10!

Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 57 seconds and listen mister, just because Joan isn't part of the group anymore that doesn't mean that YOU get to disappear from the show. You're going to BE BACK and have some more MOTHERFUCKIN SCREENTIME GODDAMMIT!!!

[ablatheringblatherskite]

4, 10, 20, 135? :)

AAAAAHHH YAYY, thank you so much for the ask, Teaspoon (can I call u that?? Or do u have a better nickname suggestion!)!! So sorry it took a bit, I was trying to PERFECT this answer LOL (the book recc part especially took me a bit HAHA)

4. A poetry book that reads like a story

I think I'm gonna have to say When We Were Very Young and Now We Are Six by A.A. Milne!! I absolutely adore those poem books aaaaaaaa, I left them in our other home and I miss it so muchhh. I'm not sure if the question means all poems are connected or each poem feels like a story on its own, to me they really feel like the latter. They're so cute and beautiful and charming and nostalgic and agghhhhh

here's some of my favorites, just to name two of many:

and

Wind On The Hill

No one can tell me, Nobody knows, Where the wind comes from, Where the wind goes.

It’s flying from somewhere As fast as it can, I couldn’t keep up with it, Not if I ran.

But if I stopped holding The string of my kite, It would blow with the wind For a day and a night.

And then when I found it, Wherever it blew, I should know that the wind, Had been going there too.

So then I could tell them Where the wind goes… But where the wind comes from Nobody knows.

10. A book that got you through something

Okay this is a toughie, but only because I can't remember any specific times. BUT BOOKS HAVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER WILL HELP ME GET THROUGH A LOT OF DIFFICULT THINGS!

BUT one book that I am sure has helped me through SOME difficult things is Inkheart by Cornelia Funke. That's honestly one of my main comfort books ever since I was like, ten years old. Some people consider it to be slow but I think that's why I love it 🥺. It really takes time to depict the more mundane, realistic moments in between the high-stakes, perilous ones in their adventure. It's really about the ENTIRE journey, and I really love that

20. A book that got you out of a reading slump

I think one book that ripped me FIERCELY out of a reading slump was Wings of Fire, book 6: Moon Rising. I absolutely LOVE the Wings of Fire series (it's no surprise that it's about dragons LOL. I... love dragons...), and I'll be honest after finishing the first quartet I was skeptical about continuing to the next part of the series just because it ended so well, but I was NOT DISAPPOINTED. Disclaimer: I have yet to find a copy of book seven... BUT CAN'T WAIT FOR WHEN I FINALLY DO 😭

135. Recommend any book you like!

oh GOSH THERE'S SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM. UMMM. Alright I have two!

Okay so there's Inkheart by Cornelia Funke, a REALLY underrated book imo that I love so much, that I think you'd like if you like fantasy and adventure that takes place in the real world. I don't know if COZY is the right word for it but it'd really cozy to me even if they characters are often in danger lol, but I think the biggest reason I love it so much is because it's a real love letter to books and reading (and even writing as well!). It's about a book binder and his daughter, and the book binder has the ability to read characters from books to life. I read it when I was ten and have loved it ever since.

Then there's the Wings of Fire quartet by Tui T. Sutherland, which I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO THIS DAY. If you love dragons and fantasy, then you'd probably like this!!! Yeah it's a children's book but who CARES. This book series is about five dragonets who have been told all their life that they are destined to stop the Sandwing queen war, and their journey as they try to do exactly that. The world-building is so cool, with the different type of dragons, and I love the five main characters so much and their relationship with each otherrrrr. Seriously one of my favorite series ever.

ANYWAY IM SORRY AGAIN FOR THE LATE RESPONSE!! I've been thinking about this ask for days I swear thank you so much for asking it 🥹

If you wanna ask me more book-related asks, fire away!!

[windupnamazu]

ufo catcher my heart!

ffxivwrite2021 #16: crane

⮞ lunya, whitherliliesbloom's illya and mintdrop's mint. 744 words. ⮞ non-specific modern au. ⮞ three white-haired lalafells walk into an arcade. only two walk out because one of them got stuck in a claw machine.

crane (game): a claw machine is a vending machine which operates like an arcade game, introducing a note of challenge into the endeavor.

It'd been a very successful day, Lunya decided, slamming the trunk of G'raha's car down over the fruits of their shopping spree and giving Mint a high five. Her boyfriend was still trapped by the thrall of the book store, but she'd snagged the keys from him so they could drop off their bags. Illya still looked like she might faint over all the clothes they insisted on piling on the poor girl, but she would get over it with a well-timed double team pout-puppy eyes combo.

And now it was time for the best part of their monthly shopping trip. The arcade.

For half an hour, Lunya churned out prize tickets from her favourite games—she had beef with a giant Pikachu plushie they had in the prize exchange and this would finally be the month she got it, damn it. She was taking a break with a not-very-relaxing game of DDR when a small, familiar ummm sounded behind her.

"Need something, Liya?" Lunya asked Illya as she danced, eyes trained on the flashing arrows on the screen.

Illya pointed at the long line of crane machines behind them. "W-we might have a problem, Lunya…"

Lunya turned around.

"Totomi Tomi," she gasped, absolutely apoplectic. In the background, her game went forgotten, the DDR machine jeering miss! Miss! Miss! "Only toddlers get stuck in claw machines."

Amid her sea of Vocaloid plushies that probably weren't officially licensed, Mint's gasp was muffled by the wall of glass between them. She raised an offended hand to her heart. "I'm not stuck. I can get out of here whenever I want!"

Lunya scoffed, whipping out her phone as she and Illya walked over. "Yeah?" she demanded over the snap of her camera. "Then prove it."

The older girl turned away, tapping her pointer fingers together with a pout.

"Well, It's not my fault they designed the prize door to only open one way," she whined, wiggling helplessly in the plushie ocean. "It's such a safety hazard. What if a kid got stuck, or, like, a full grown woman with an idol career wanted to go inside for a funny pic to get clout on social media and didn't think the whole thing throooough?"

"Wow, that's oddly specific," Lunya said intensely. "So, how's the clout farm going, Peppermint?"

Mint giggled, holding her phone to the glass of the crane machine. Her last tweet boldly read I ACTUALLYGOT STUCK SOMEOBWNE ELLHPE??? and had already amassed a couple hundred likes and some replies varying between "mint what's wrong with you" and "omg get well soon queen" and "NEW TIKTOK CHALLENGE JUST DROPPED BABES #PEPPERMINTISSTUCKPARTY".

"I'll… I'll, um, call 911..." Illya said, looking at her own phone which certainly wasn't open to her friend group's Linkcord server. "And maybe find an employee, just in case they have a key." She paced over to the next row of crane games, phone to her ear as she went.

With a roll of her eyes, Lunya tapped on the glass of the machine Mint was in. "This is the second time I've had to do this this year, but at least my cousin had the excuse of being two. How're you gonna tell the firefighters you're twenty-eight?"

"Hey, hey, don't tap on the glass, you'll scare the fish. Me. You'll scare me AAAAAAAA—" Mint recoiled into the plushies with an overdramatic wail as Lunya slammed her palm on the glass. "Wait, you don't think it's actually illegal to get trapped in a claw machine, right?"

Huh. Good question. In the very likely event that whoever was working the prize counter didn't have the key for the machine, would having to get third party dismantlement for someone who wasn't a toddler be considered property damage?

"I'll pay your bail," Lunya promised, because she did love Mint and wasn't sure she could rock an orange jumpsuit.

"Oh, thank you! Anyway, while I'm here," Mint mused, holding a Hatsune Miku plushie over the drop chute contemplatively. Lunya hummed with a nod of approval. If they were going to get in trouble anyway they might as well tell capitalism to shove it.

Coming back around the corner with a very confused G'raha who'd finally come looking for them and some poor employee who probably didn't have any protocol for dealing with grown women trapped in a UFO catcher, Illya sighed. "Stealing is wrong, you two."

"Awwww," Lunya and Mint chimed in unison, and Mint put the plushie back down.

[jimimn]

HHFJSLASI YOU AND I ARE JUST PROFESSIONALS WHEN IT COMES TO RAMBLING AND I LOVE IT I'LL MAKE THIS FIRST ASK SHORT SO THAT YOU CAN ADD THE READ MORE AND PUT THE REST UNDER THE CUT SO THAT YOUR FOLLOWERS DON'T HAVE TO DO A LOT OF SCROLLING LMAO - 💫

your brain i love it 😌😌

MISS SHIVI YOU'RE TOO SWEET 🤧💞 HFAKKA JUNGKOOK MADE THE WORLD STOP WITH THAT HAIR DYE AT THIS POINT I'M JUST ✨ manifesting ✨ a selfie of him with that hair and I know for a fact that the moment that one selfie comes out ITS OVER FOR US and OMG IN A BUN??? JDJAKJD I THINK YOURE SPEAKING THE DEVIL INTO EXISTENCE. BLONDE JIKOOK SELCA LETS GO BOYS COME ON DON'T BE SHY 🧚‍♂️🌸

OOOPS THAT IDOL PERFORMANCE DOES LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FREE THO...ESP ALL OF THEIR GROWLS..CALM DOWN??? JIMIN?? EXCUSE YOU.

AND JUNGKOOK'S OUTFIT WAS SO HOTJFJSLQJDJWKA. I did watch the performances later and can attest that DYNAMITE SLOW JAM IS NOW MY ANTHEM AND BLONDE JUNGKOOK SINGING IT IS DEFINITELY NOT GOOD FOR MY SANITY

CHANEL MODEL!JIMIN MISS SHIVI I AM THINKING MANY THOUGHTS NOW FOR REAL THO HE SHOULD TOTALLY WEAR MORE CHOKERS AND CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM FINISHING A PERFORMANCE ANF THEN RIPPING IT OFF AND THROWING INTO THE CROWD LIKE JSLWLAKF DEATH UPON US ALL!!! Honestly he can wear anything at this point and ummm 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️ BUT FBKSKA I HOPE THIS ISNT WEIRD BUT I JUST THOUGHT OF JIMIN'S COLLARBONES PEAKING OUT FROM UNDER THE CHOKER AND WE'RE GOING A LITTLE FERAL AGAIN

BODY ROLLS DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED THERE IS NOTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN HIM NOT ONLY BEING SO HOT BUT ALSO USING PERFECT TECHNIQUE!! AND THAT GAZE BYE I'M SHORT CIRCUITING HE CLEARLY KNOWS HIS POWER AND ISN'T AFRAID TO USE IT aND THAT LOOK GAAAAH 5TH MUSTER JIMIN COME HOME PLS THE FOOD IS COLD AND EVERYONE'S ASKING WHERE YOU ARE (me....I'm everyone) NO NOO DON'T BE SORRY I LOVE IT TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MUSINGS *cups face in hand and leans on table*

AND I AGREE!! TAEHYUNG LOOKING GOOD IN THAT SUIT ONLY SHOWS US THAT THE GODS TOOK THEIR SWEET TIME ON HIM AND LMFAO I MEAN THEY'RE NOT WRONG THO 🤡 IS A PRETTY ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF US and omg you've got a sister!! that's so nice 💓

LITERALLY ON WITH THAT DANCE BREAK IN A CONCERT WITH JIMIN JUMPING OVER JUNGKOOK WHEN I TELL YOU I UGLY CRIED FOR HOURS AFTER SEEING THAT DURING THE MV PREMIERE I DON'T THINK I'LL LIVE KNOWING THEY DID IT IN A CONCERT and ooooooo you should definitely keep hoping!! We got an I need u performance, so anything's possible!! I got into them with bs&t so it makes me very 🤧🤧🤧 in retrospect but nothing about jimin dancing his jacket off was 🤧 it was more of a 🥵😵🥴🤕🤒 type of feeling LMAO

I KNOW RIGHT I LOVE HOW THEY ALWAYS GIVE US LIL UPDATES EVERYWHERE LIKE "OO I WENT CAMPING" "OO WE ATE BREAD!!" "OOO LOOK WE'RE JUST GOING TO DROP COVERS AND SELCAS SO YOU CAN LOSE WHATEVER LITTLE SANITY REMAINED!!" BUT YES TIMES LIKE THAT WHEN HE TWEETS JIMIN IS THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF THE BIGGEST HEART EMOJI

AND FJSLADHK I NEVER TOLD YOU LMAO MY BRAIN 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ MY BIAS IS JIMIN!! I MEAN BY THE LOOKS OF IT YOURS IS TOO HE MAKES US ALL SO 💕💓💫💓💗💕🌺🌈💘💓✨💗💓🌸💕💝🌈💓💗 ITS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING HOW MUCH HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE WOW HOW AM I LETTING A MAN WHOM I DON'T EVEN KNOW HAVE SO MUCH CONTROL OF ME. HE'S JUST... EVERYTHING 🥺 I'M IN MY BREAK AND A LITTLE TOO EMO RIGHT NOW!! BUT I GUESS YOUR BIAS IS JIMIN TOO RIGHT? TAKING BY YOUR LOVELY BLOG AND BRUTALLY HONEST (IN THE BEST WAY!) URL LMAO IF NOT THEM I'M SORRY FOR PRESUMING 🙈🙈 but tell me!! how did you get into them??

(god...I'm just looking and I see I wrote too much I'm so sorry fksjwlfo)-💫

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i love seeing your asks in my inbox ok they make me very happy 🤧🤧 BLONDE JIKOOK IN A BUN SELCA I AM MANIFESTING!!!!!!!! BOYS JUST OPEN YOUR GALLERY AND DROP THEM SELCAS I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF THEM PLS SPARE SOME FOR US THANX 😭

JIMIN IN THAT IDOL PERFORMANCE HOLY SHIT YES 😳 LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT KIND OF DISRESPECT IS THAT 👁👄👁 and then in the same week he became small cuddly jimin with a boopable nose during the home performance 😔

istg jungkook looked like a very hot rich ceo of a huge company or sth 😳😳 (which he actually is sdfghjk atleast partially sdfg)

CHANEL NEEDS TO CALL JIMIN ASAP 🔫🔫🔫 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAKING ME IMAGINE WILD SCENARIOS LIKE THAT 😭 ok imagine him smirking the “i know im hot” smirk after he throws the choker DEATH OK ABSOLUTE DEATHHHHHHHH and omg yes his collarbones along with the choker 😳😳😳😳 (and no its not weird asdfghj chill) 

AND OMG THAT IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM RIGHTTTTT!!!! THAT PARK JIMIN IS ABSOLUTELY AWARE OF THE POWER HE HOLDS AND HOW HOT HE IS!!!!! AND HE USES IT JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT WHICH IS KNOWS IS ENOUGH FOR US TO GO ABSOLUTELY FERAL and he’s such a fucking tease too dear lord i can’t with him 😭😭😭😭😭 AND OMG “*cups face in hand and leans on table*” STOP BEING SO CUTE OKAY WTF I AM BLUSHING HERE 😭😭😭😭

AND YES 🤡 IS DEFINITELY ALL OF US 🤣 i remember waiting for 12 am kst every freaking day for a week before BE dropped and big hit was like “not today you absolute clowns” on all our faces 🤡 AND YESS AAAAAAAA she’s not my own sister though!! she’s my aunt’s daughter. they’ve come to visit us for a week 🥰🥰

ON DANCE BREAK WITH JIMIN JUMPING OVER JUNGKOOK HOLY FRIKKIN YES BUT HAVEN’T THEY STOPPED DOING THAT JUMP IN THE RECENT PERFORMANCES? im sad :(((( BUT YES THAT IN A CONCERT WITH ARMY CHEERING AND FANCHANTS AND EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT CAN’T IMAGINE THE ENERGY IN THE STADIUM DURING THAT 🤯🤯🤯🤯 ARE YOU KIDDING I GOT INTO THEM WITH BS&T AS WELL. i am never ever ever going to be over that song. and yes jimin’s “accidental” jacket flips in bs&t are the reason is why i live and breathe 😌😌 (and simultaneously die multiple deaths) I AM NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AND OMG I KNOW RIGHT WHEN CHRISTMAS LOVE DROPPED WITHOUT A FUCKING CLUE I WENT !@#$%^&*()&^%$#@q@#$%^&*( BECAUSE I HAD JUST WOKEN UP FROM SLEEP AND /?????? NEW SONG FROM JIMIN??????? THAT FELING WAS JUST HHHHHHHHHHHHHH atleast tae gave us a hint BUT I WAS STILL NOT READY WHEN SNOW FLOWER DROPPED. DAMN I HOPE THEY DON’T DO THIS NO WARNING THING WITH KTH1 AND JJK1 BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO BE FUCKING SLEEPING WHEN THEY DROP ASDFGHJK  AND JIMIN AAAAAAAA JIMIN I MISS HIM SO MUCH CAN HE GO LIVE AGAIN PLS I JUST WANT TO HEAR HIS SOFT VOICE AND SEE HIS EYE SMILE AND FLOOFY HAIR AND TINY HANDS :(((((((

AND OMG YOURS TOO???? 😭😭😭 AND PRESUMPTION WHAT PRESUMPTION OMG OFC MY BIAS IS JIMIN (and six bias wreckers 😌😌) LIKE I HAVE JIMIN IN MY ICON AND IN MY HEADER AND IN MY URL AND I GIF JIMIN MOSTLY SO 😭😭😭 WHAT PRESUMPTION 😭😭😭 and god yes i love every little thing about him 🥺🥺🥺 FROM HIS SOCK DOODLES TO HIM BEING SUPER CLUMSY AND HIS JACKET FLIPS AND HIS SEXY BRAIN AND HIS KIND HEART AND HIM NOT GIVING TWO FUCKS ABOUT GENDER TO HIM GROWLING ON STAGE TO HIS NIPSLIPS I JUST!!!!!LOVE!!!!!!EVERYTHING!!!!! 🤧🤧🤧🤧 AND yes lmao my url ok story time!! so when i made this blog... i didn’t know i’d get into giffing and stuff lol so the friend who got me into bts (i’ll come to that story later) suggested jiminsjacketflip as a url for my blog but i was like nah this doesn’t sound cool so i added a bit of ✨pazzaz✨ and made it flipthatjacketjiminie LMFAOOOOO and ive been wanting to change it for a while now because its so fucking long and my watermark on gifs looks shitty because of that 🤡 but i haven’t found anything as unique as this one yet and i also think that if I change my url people won’t recognize me so im just..... living with this one lmaooooo 🤡

AND OKAY OMG so i got into them at the end of june 2020. My friend anna (who also has a blog and makes a++++ gifs @/lifegoesmon) got me into them. She made me listen to them and the first song i heard was stay gold as far as i remember and then it was BS&T AND GODDAMN THE WAY I GOT FUCKING HOOKED TO THE SONG I KEPT LISTENING TO IT ALLLLLLLL DAYYYYYYY and then she showed me the performance for bs&t and i knew i was a goner 🥴🥴 then I watched chaotic bts compilations and they were so fucking funny and adorable that i went like???? how are they so sexy and intimidating on stage and this adorable and chaotic off stage?😭😭😭 we listened to bts’ discography for like three hours on the first day and she shared her playlist with me and stuff and god I just fell for their music. and then obviously with their dance and then obviously with everything about them 🥺🥺 HOW ABOUT YOUUUUUUUU? WHEN AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO THEM???? (and pls don’t be sorry sdfghjk i love reading your asks 💖💖💖) OH ALSO DID YOU WATCH RUNNNNN???????? WHICH ONES DID YOU WATCH????

[solesurvivorpaigeargot]

ummm can i get 1 for Paige x Charon? [omg u and ask-the-giant-ghouls threads are killin me I just want them to kiss already its like a slowburn fic but instead of chapters its a few paragraphs at a time aaaaaaaa]

[ @ask-the-giant-ghoul, it appears we have a fan XD ]

otp question meme

1: Whose the most affectionate?

I mean they’re both touch starved disasters that might be a toss-up. Though, ultimately, I’d say Paige. Charon’s spent two centuries in a very strict persona that doesn’t leave a lot of room for being genuinely affectionate, and while Paige has very much retreated into a protective shell of maladaptive coping strategies since... everything happened, once she starts climbing back out of that shell? She’s going to rediscover the extremely affectionate person she used to be; the one who used to hug her friends for any reason, so hard that she’d sometimes lift them off their feet [if they were light enough], who’d go out of her way to express small kindnesses to anyone she could for friend and stranger alike. Will she ever be that person again? No, probably not, but she can reclaim some of it. 

THAT SAID, Charon is the king of little gestures. You wouldn’t think a big guy would be so subtle, but the covert interlacing of fingers speaks volumes more when a person is generally reserved. 

[intercity80x]

📃📌💎

AAAAA THANK U FOR THE ASK!

📃 what is the plot of your hyperfixation? and is it a movie, game, show, etc?

AJFSKAHSKSGKAGSKSGgg OKay, basically the book goes a little like this...

They Found Alien Art On Da Moon and it saw the sun and it went AAAAAAAA at Saturn (or Jupiter in the movie) and they’re all like oh my god... we gotta send guys to Saturn to see where the scream went

so they send five guys (burgers and fries) and an AI up to Space but three guys are asleep and hibernating like hedgehobgs and there is one dude called Dave (hello that’s me) and one dude called Frank (my boyfriend) and theRE IS ALSO THE SWEETEST LITTLE AI IN EXISTENCE HIS NAME IS HAL AND HE HAS A SOFT VOICE AND HE IS YOUR FRIEND ACTUALLY... anyway dave n Frank are gay and Hal loves Dave and they all kiss and get married and nothing bad happens at all why are people saying Frank is dead they are just a perfectly normal happy poly space family

so ummm they’re in space 😳 and there’s sum stuff and it’s Frank’s birthday and then Hal’s like guys guys. our communications unit? boken. we gotta replace it. so Frank goes out and they get the unit back and test it and they’re like oh damn hal this isn’t boken are you ok. and Hal’s like I’m Fine Dudes It’s You’re Equipment anyway better safe than sorry. N then mission controls like hey guys. he needs Mental Help n Hal’s like ITS BOKEN AGAIN I HOPE YOUR HAPPY then Frank goes out 2 fix it and gets bonked by a pod and Swirls Off In 2 Spaec and Dave’s like D: That’s My Boyfend! and he gets all sad and then hals like hey dave are you Good and Dave is no. no im not but I gotta wake a sleeping guy up and then Hal’s like no it’s ok dude we’re good we can manage we got this and Dave is. ok I want to wake All speeping guys up i need help and Hal’s like ok fine I’ll do it. and Dave’s like no I wanna do it let me or I’ll kill you and then Hal’s just like fine. ok. You’re the boss >:( and opens the airlock doors which kills the dude and nearly Dave and then Dave’s like. ok. fine. im just gonna have to make you sleeps and then I don’t know what happens cause my eyes fog up whenever I read that part

Oh and then he becomes a god THE END

📌 how did you find your hyperfixation?

OK this one is weird basically me and my family were doing a test thing and were asking questions abt sci-fi and there was 1 abt the space odyssey books and I was like damn that’s a book? i Did Not Know so I asked my friend (who loves it too, thank u nine) about them and it was like you should read them! so i read them and now i am special interest ❤️

💎 are there any fun facts or trivia you would like to share?

fun fact: Hal is gay autism, Dave and Frank is Gay and Trans, there are only 3 books (what is 2061 i do not know) stankley kubrick stupid i don’t like him >:(

i can’t think of any trivia off the top of my head sorry :(

but thank you so much this was v fun to answer!

[roman-sunshine]

Australia can sure clamp down on guns, but certainly ignores oppression of Aboriginal people and LGBTQ people and its destruction on the environment. Some government it is, especially under the rule of inbred white pig apes.

I feel like associating the majority of our politicians with apes and pigs is unfair to apes and pigs, who are wonderful. 

We are super garbage in those regards too! Man, I started writing a reply but it just turned into an eight paragraph rant. 

The best part is the denial. Oh my gosh, the DENIAL. Like I feel like 90% of every critical conversation about what the government is doing is just “No, really, Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders are dying of preventable shit/LGBT people are terrified for their lives/everything is dying”* and then people immediately go “UMMM? no that is not happening that is not a thing australia is a wonderful country we do not have problems like that”

ughhhhhh*AND ANOTHER THING these are three issues out of SO MANY. Poverty? Homelessness? Disabled people, physically and mentally? The completely bonkers attitude to masculinity and its repercussions on society?! I love this country but aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AND ANOTHER THING

[queenofgraveyards]

OHHHHHHHH FUCK ME WE STARTED CHAPTER 12 WITH A HUMONGOUS DICK ENERGY MOVE FROM HARRY 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 he sent her flowers oh my goddd i bet he had never sent flowers to anyone from the office when they were sick! and he signed her card with H 😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦‼️‼️‼️🥴🥴 very sexy very bold i love it…. and umm about surrey i had absolutely no idea what that was but now i know the uk has counties and google images made surrey look very very very posh like extremely wealthy people have their cottagecore homes there and i can totally see this as a romantic getaway for them ummm very big brain of you g!!!! and chelsea calls him boss man😩 love this so much ill call him boss man too i think its sexy how he is a boss like a businessman it was just so so so mind blowing to me when real harry was announced to be an investor and shareholder of that new arena in manchester i was hmmmm damn 😵‍💫😮‍💨 businessmanrry will forever be my favorite thing on earth anyway i thought it was sweet how he looked at the reception desk again longing for his wife and michelle knew he was worried and told him she was sick this was cuteeeee ohhh and i take back what i said about chelsea having a crush on him theyre friends buds pals mates thank god 🙏🙏 and she’s gay 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 loved her already but now i love and protect her get behind me queer queen ill be your human shield! AND I NOTICED THE EASTER EGG yeah yeah yeah the bloom omg it made me wanna reread flower/bloom for the 7937383783th time and umm he chose the flowers himself 🥲 i hope she acknowledges his flower choice when she returns to work he needs the praise!!!!!!!!! and AAAAAAAA he wanted to sign harry but then decided on H so soft harry is a sap i love him im gonna get a tattoo saying soft dom rules bc omg i cant stop smiling AND HE MENTIONED HIS POSSIBLE FUTURE WITH IVY AT THE END 😵 im dead im so dead now he’s more than whipped he properly talked to her 2 times on his car and his subconscious loves her already 🥡

big dick energy for a big dicked guy 😮‍💨

sometimes i forget that everyone that reads my fic isn’t from England sksks sorry but yes Surrey is a county and it’s mostly rich ppl but it’s kinda chill but u will find out whilst he goes to surrey every so often 😌

yeah i love businessmanrry it is just SO sexy!!!!!!!! ur so right bestie u have a giant brain

i knew u would like chelsea she is a bud a pal a bestie and that is her boss man she loves him bc she can do what she wants at work bc he has a soft spot for her and will yell at ppl who are mean to her 🤠

i love Easter eggs I learnt from my mother ms swift

yes soft doms forever also unfortunately he didn’t even speak to her before he was in love 🤷🏻‍♀️

[spatialapprentice]

answer all the invasive asks i want the tea

☻- Do you have any mental illnesses?

not really alot illnesses, more mental disorders like adhd and autism.I can be very prone to moodswings and anxiety though im not sure what that is from though.♥- Who do you like?

aaaaaaaa i kind of like some guys that i semi know hfjdfdfsjfs but my dumb ass keeps distancing myself♡- Who is the last person to break your heart and how did they do it?

several years ago i had a really great friend, we got along in so many ways and loved so many of the same things and i....i loved being around him i loved every seccond i was near him and i fell in love with him and it wasnt just a sstraight u crush it felt like true genuine love you knwo what fuck this i idont wanna talk about him he can die in a hole♂- How often do you have sex and/ or touch yourself?

God i fuckig wish and ALOT♪- Are you a vocal person in bed? 

i mean i snore sometimes but idk(IF THIS IS ABOUT SEX IM A VIRGIN I DONT KNOW FHDFJDF)♫- Name a song that makes you cry, a song that turns you on, and a song that makes you happy 

song that makes me cry: ALTERNIA FROM THE ALTERNIABOUND SOUNDTRACK GHJFGGF LIKE I LEGIT TRIED TO PLAY A BIT OF IT ON PIANO BUT I HADD TO STOP BBECAUSE I WAS CRYIGN AND I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK BEFORE I COULD PLAY ANYTHING ELSE

song that turns me on: uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

song that makes me happy: aaaahhh a bunch music influences my mood alot ummm feel good inc , pony chorale, viva namina. those are jsut some

☼- Name a mutual you want to fuck or date

no◒- Post a secret you would never normally share

i like to smell my socks sometimes๑- Do you pretend to like anyone you don’t actually like? If so, who? 

my family★- What’s something gross about yourself?

everything

☆- What is the worst thing you’ve ever done to someone?

i dont wanna talk about it✌︎- Have you done any drugs, drank, smoked, or had sex?

ive drank i guess