#can u tell i have a favourite turtle?

[noodleskeleton]

drew some turtle tot donnie from @quewp1 s mer au. their art is super cute and their aus are so good so check them out :)

[imyourbratzdoll]

Hiii <3 I was wondering if u could do a smut of Luke where the reader is lorelais daughter (reader is 18 ofc) but Luke is still with Lorelai (so like a cheating, quickie, sorta thing) hopefully that makes senseee i need more Luke stuff ugh he's so sexy

hi! he is🤭

summary - your mums boyfriend is so hot, it’s unfair that only she gets to have him.

warning - smut, cheating, creampie, dirty talk, slut used.

18+ only please, the gif I use isn’t mine, divider by @newlips.

Your lip curls as you watch Luke with your mum. Why did he have to be so hot? And so sweet? Couldn’t he be one or the other? Why both? You shovel some food into your mouth, hoping that it hides the look on your face. You loved your mum but you wanted her boyfriend.

Luke seemed oblivious to your attempts, no matter how many times you had worn short, tight clothes or bent over in front of him while wearing a mini skirt or brushed up against him or made sexual remarks. He never seemed to flinch, like it went over his head.

You were growing frustrated, there weren’t as many hot older men in Stars Hollow and you didn’t want to waste your time with the younger ones. Maybe you could drive out of town and find someone to hook up with, anyone to make these feelings go away.

When your mum and Luke went upstairs, bidding their goodnights to you and Rory. You rushed to your room, slipping into a tiny tight black dress, ruffling up your hair, swiping some red lipstick across your lips, spritzing your favourite perfume all over before grabbing your favourite pair of black heels and rushing out of the room, your sister watching you with raised brows.

“Please don’t say anything!” You whisper, pouting at her hoping that she’ll stay quiet.

“Just be careful, I’ll leave the key under the turtle.” She goes back to her book and you smile, quickly kissing the top of her head before rushing out of the house and hoping into your car.

You were disappointed and sexually frustrated. There were literally no men that you wanted here, sure. You had seen some attractive ones but whenever you’d think about doing anything with them. Your mind went back to Luke and it ruined it for you. Just like your sister had promised, you grabbed the key from under the turtle and quietly opened the front door, hoping to sneak in without being caught.

You let out a sigh as you tiptoed through the dark house, heels in hand. You made it to your room, entering and closing the door behind you. You drop your heels and strip from your dress before heading over and turning the lamp on, light coating the room and revealing Luke sitting in a chair in the corner, arms crossed and lips pursed.

“What the shit?!” You jump, trying to cover yourself, thighs pressing together as you feel your knickers become damp. “Why are you in my room?!”

“Where were you?” Fuck he looked and sounded so good, you felt so exposed… Well, you were in just your knickers.

“The bathroom…”

Luke raises a brow. “Really? Because I checked the whole house and not once did I see you.” He stands, towering over you. “Now, where were you?”

“You’re not my dad. I don’t have to tell you anything.”

Luke smirks. “….That’s right, I’m not.” He stalks closer to you, backing you into your bed causing you to fall. He climbs on top of you, trapping you underneath his large body. “Which means I can do this.”

“Do wha—.” You moan before it’s muffled by his hand, his other playing with your clothed clit.

“Don’t act like you don’t want this, you little slut. I’m not blind or deaf to you trying to gain my attention.” Luke rips your knickers from your body, groaning as he finds you already dripping, he quickly whips his cock from his boxers. “Such a slut for your mums boyfriend? You do this with all of them or just me?”

You whimper, not being able to reply because his hand presses against your mouth harder. Your eyes roll back when he slides deep inside of you. “So fucking tight for me, guess you didn’t find someone to get you off, huh?” You shake your head.

Luke grunts beside your ear, “this ain’t going to be slow and sweet, I’m going to fuck you so hard and then go back to sleep next to your mother.” You clench around him, his free hand gripping your hip as he begins to pound into you, hitting all the right spots.

Your eyes connect and you wrap your legs around him, making him go deeper. Luke fucks into you harder and faster, causing you to see stars. Your hands grip at his back, not caring if you leave marks and it only seems to spur Luke on.

He changes the angle slightly and your back arches, happy that he’s covering your mouth because you felt a scream bubble in your throat. Your walls tighten and clench around him as your orgasm washes over you and your arousal squirts out, coating his dick and lower half.

“Good girl.” Luke continues to thrust before burying himself deeper and letting go, hot cum shooting out of him and painting your tight walls white. “Fuck.” You whimper as he pulls out, delivering a harsh slap to your puffy clit before tucking himself back into his boxers and walks out, not sparing you a single glance.

You lie there with a dazed smile, all fucked out and tingly.

thank you for reading!

feedback and reblogs are greatly appreciated.

[t0ta11y-n0t-cup1d]

!!!!! hi !!! :) can u maybe write rise leo & donnie hcs (separate pls) with a reader who's super affectionate and just loves tf out of them.!!! like!!! reader is head over heels!!!

also i hate that u were self conscious while writing totally platonic ;( it was so great, i rly like the way u wrote it!!!🥹 made me feel all warm n' fuzzy n' shit

Touchy-Feely

꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡ (seperate) don + leo hcs w a supez affectionate reader!!! (physical touch, gift-giving, words of affirmation)

req ;; yes/no

g/n reader!! they/them prns

warnings ;; swearing, kinda ooc??

leo ;;

- so leo is naturally ALL over people he loves (think climbing all over raph, draping himself over mikey + donnie, etc)

- it'd be really accurate to say he's the same way with you!

- whenever you're in the lair, or just around the turtles/leo, you are going to be snatched up and there is nothing you can do about it!

- standing up? okay, leo's just gonna wrap his arms round your waist and lean his head on your shoulder.

- sitting down? either you're sitting in his lap or he's sitting in yours— or, he sits on the floor beside you so that he can lean his head on your thighs (i love doing that)

- laying in bed? CUDDLE TIME!

- that's all just to say that leo himself is very physically affectionate ;; if he got the chance he'd hold onto you and never let go

- with leo's self-esteem problems, i think it really helps to have a partner who's super affectionate!

- leo's the kinda guy to have doubts/ be like 'why are you even with me? i'm so lame and my brothers/literally anyone is so much better than me'

- so to have someone who time and time again shows how much they love him and proves that they only have eyes for him?

- it actually really helps! of course, those thoughts do come back sometimes, but it's nothing that a few kisses and a cuddle session can't fix!

- not to mention how you're always, always willing to tell him own much you love him!! because you do, you love him very much and will do anything to get those bad thoughts out of his head

- if he ever feels bad about himself or something he did, he always comes to you to get some comfort bc you comfort him in the best way

- like i wrote in Totally Platonic, leo's prone to subconsciously wagging his tail, making chittering/churring sounds at you, even fluttering his fingers around your cheeks bc red-eared slider DNA go brrr

- something that i think leo would be self-conscious of is money and ish, bc its not like he can really get much?? with the whole turtle situation

- but you, of course, being the angel you are, constantly reassures him that you don't need materialistic things for him to prove his love! you just want him, not anything else

- he sobs on the spot

- leo's the type of guy to fall HARD, so to know you're the same way? to know that you're as crazy about him as he is about you?

- he swoons, and wonders what he might've done to deserve such a wonderful partner.

- (literally save the world twice but who's counting?)

donnie ;;

- everybody, EVERYBODY KNOWS that donnie ain't a very touch-oriented guy, so at the start of the relationship, he'd deffo be overwhelmed by all the love and might ask you to tone it down (not in a mean way)

- once he gets comfortable tho he's all up for affection and cuddles :))

- you do ruin his bad-boy image tho. how is this man supposed to be dark and mysterious when your sweet self is out here making him absolutely melt???

- donnie typically shows his love through gifts and words!!!

- alike leo, he could spend HOURS singing your praise and just saying everything he loves about you (he's actually made a list organized by his most favourite qualities alphabetically.)

- i personally think that for donnie, being a middle child, he didn't get too much attention and we know for a FACT that he yearns for praise and love

- so you KNOW he's going feral if you so much as say 'wow, that's cool!' to one of his inventions

- donnie, while a little overwhelmed by all the love you show him, is really happy to have it

- don can get really stressed when doing his experiments/making his inventions, so it helps to have you around!!

- comes to you for cuddles and to rant when stuff doesn't go his way or an experiment fails

- DEFFO appreciates how affectionate and lovey-dovey you are.

- (also like leo) he can get down in the dumps and insecure bc he believes that his tech is the only 'useful' thing about himself

- so to hear you constantly being like "ahhh my bf!!! my wonderful talented smart funny bf!!!! my love my light of my life!!! i love you i love you i love you :DD" to him really brought up his spirits

- how could they not?? you're just too cute and so sweet!!

- it also helps if he feels kinda insecure in public!! people trying to flirt w you? you don't even notice because you're too busy looking at donnie.

- donnie totes makes you gifts and stuff (little robot to help you out w chores, maybe one to remind you every day how much he loves you :])

- unlike leonardo however, don prefers to keep pda to a minimum;; he likes having certain things to himself and in private

- that doesn't mean that he don't love it tho!!! he just prefers that some stuff stays behind walls

A/N ;; SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!! but thank you so much for the request :DD im so eepy jssbbfjs,,,, anyway MEOWSSSS can't wait to work on more fics :]] they might come (even) slower tho bc im starting classes again (AGHHHHHHH)

LUV FROM ;; CUPEZ

[remedyturtles]

20 Questions For Fic Writers

thank u for the tag @kiaxet 🥺

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

60 including anonymous works

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

816,928

3. What fandoms do you write for?

at the moment it’s all turtles all the time. i’ve written for so very many previously

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

winner is little kid with a big death wish, followed by techno fic from my dsmp days, then firefight, and then the fireworks and shore series from my life smp days

5. Do you respond to comments?

as many as i can!!!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

i like angsty beginning and middle but i almost always try to have a happy ending. minus my ONE mcyt fic that ends in canonical character death

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

they’re all pretty happy endings lol it would be hard to rank

8. Do you get hate on fics?

the vast majority of commenters are extremely lovely people

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

for other fandoms. not sure what ‘kind’ lol — the kind with smut haha?

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

i LOVE crossovers but i haven’t ever published one myself. scary to try and get two canons right at once!!!

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

yes unfortunately lol

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes VERY FORTUNATELY!!! i am still so honoured by it 😭😭

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

not anything published! but i’ve noodled with writer friends in a doc or two

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

cannot believe you’d expect a person who’s been on tumblr since 2011 to pick ONE

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

urghhhhh i’ve started a couple things that are rotting in my docs but pretty much if it’s rotting then i don’t wanna finish anyway it so it doesn’t matter.

16. What are your writing strengths?

i can write a lot. whether or not it’s good is another matter lol but hey there will be a lot of it

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

i can’t read what i’ve written so it makes editing hard

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

what an oddly specific question? i’d say i guess if the character doesn’t know the language then use a line like ‘she said something in x’ and if the character does know then use the words from the language

19. First fandom you wrote for?

general hospital. yes the soap opera. it explains a lot abt my story telling i think LMAO

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

the storm will take its pieces … probably the only fic i’ve ever been consistently proud of

i tag you. if you wanna do it.

[autisticempathydaemon]

hello! i am new to redacted and here for the ask game :)

my favourite song rn is the gothic surfarama by the vampire beach babes totally go listen to that

i usually dont like big video essays unless theyre about a topic im super into, like i have watched hours of essays about tmnt and mcr, bit if its about something im not so into, probably not

my favourite audio is either damn friendsgiving or damn bowling (im a sucker for good friends and found family lmao)

i just cannot get into blake. like aside from the cult stuff lmao just not into him

RISE OF THE TMNT i have episodes of that show memorised. you could show me a screenshot and i could tell u what ep its from and whats happening at that moment.

ollie my best friend hes brilliant. nerdy about board games? perfect please be my best friend ill listen to him tell me about catan or scythe for hours on end

no tired ramblings, i sort of just get sleep drunk. if im tired i am not talking for the world

im not american so i dont do gas station stuff instead my dokan (like a corner store i guess) go to would be a mango juice bottle and whatever knock off oreos they have.

my favourite playlist (music or redacted? ill do both) is a) my gothy music playlist from when i was 13 with a few additions lmao, and b) milos playlist his accent is just so fun to listen to even though i can barely understand it lol

NO guilty pleasures i enjoy what i enjoy without shame

annd uh. im an art student, i prefer popeyes over mac, i have awful hayfever, and i cant choose a favourite colour they are all beloved to me

Ooh, so this was a thinker. I could have gone in a few directions, but if we’re taking everything into consideration plus “Vampire Beach Babes”, it’s got to be Vincent Solaire!

First, Vincent is and always will be a total nineties kid at heart, so he would absolutely love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (Off the top of my head, I think he thinks himself a Miley and had a big crush on Leo as a tween.) He gets super hyped for every addition to the franchise and loves chill nights on the couch watching reruns with you while you draw.

Speaking of drawing, I think Vincent would be such a wonderful boyfriend for an art student. We have evidence that he was so supportive in Lovely’s studies, and he’d do just the same with you: always bringing you snacks while you work, offering to model for you, chauffeuring you to work in automotive style. Also, he’s without a doubt gorgeous- what better inspiration could you ask for?

Song:

Let's trash our whole afternoon/ Reciting recycled news/ Until we melt and go back to your hotel room/ I'll be your new favorite tune/ I'll be your black cloud by June/ But only when you miss the rain like I miss you

One. I like this to fit your goth/emo vibe but looking for something new. Two. This song is ridiculously singable and fun; I think Vincent would have a great time bouncing along to this with you in the car and grinning dopily when he says he’s stupid for you.

Runner-Ups:

Asher would be a cute runner-up because I think you two would like a lot of the same things, like TMNT and MCR. Asher’s more of a FOB-boy, but he’s not likely to be one and not the other, ya know? Lasko is an even cuter runner-up just because something about him would be so cute next to an art student; like, that’s an it couple right there.

note: thank you so much for waiting ��

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[ducknotinarow]

87Michelangelo - All Symbol Headcanons please uwu

| Send me a symbol and I will write a headcanon about…  For multimuse blogs, please specify!

The og party dude, I love 87 mikey a lot hes such a dork at times in the show but sassy and its just the funniest thing to see. Mikey for sure is mostly just light-hearted and upbeat. He is normally the more positive one out of his brothers. I do love that no matter what though Mikey is always shown to be just ad skilled if not more at times in battle do to his natural raw talent uwu

𝓕 : My muse’s handwriting. (Is it good, bad, difficult to decipher, do they prefer writing by hand or with the help of some form of machine, e.t.c.) 

"Can't be having a sloppy signature after all" I like to think due to Mikey's bit more matureness in 87 series at least he dose have a less sloppy hand writing, and thanks to him being creative he still likes to had some flare into his writing. Mikey letting sizing of course shows he is out going but it;s a pretty easy thing to say when it comes to the orange banded turtle. The spacing in his letters show that well Mikey may like alone time here and there he perfers the company of others. He is very much a dependent turtle. Not that he can't handle being alone but if the option of being around someone else is there he will rather that that. He uses a soft pressure due to his empathetic and sensitive nature. 87 Mikey is pretty in tune with his emotions. Likely thanks to him being the youngest and having said freedom to be as such. It's why he was able to tell Casey had a crush on Raph, or that Don was truly heart broken over what happened with him and April. And well he is someone who can be dependable in this sense if you notice how far off to the left the dot of his i is you will also learn he is a massive procrastinator. Even if this Mikey tends to take training a bit more serious than other versions he still rather watch tv or make pizza at times.

✈ : My muse and  traveling. (If they do it frequently and why, if they never left their home town, e.t.c.)

"Ehh we been to a lot werid places?"

in Raph I had forgotten the turts have been to Europe but also other dimensions even. So I would argue traveling to different world may just be further than anywhere they have been on earth.

✿ : My muse and nature. (If they are an ‘outdoorsy type’, like the sound of bird’s singing, if they have never set foot in a forest, e.t.c.) 

"Sure i'm all for nature so long as I can bring the tv with me."

I love constantly making fun of the turtle not being into camping despite it also being like the one time they can fully enjoy just being out and about at times like even in later seasons when the turtles are more free to walk around in later seasons they do go some stigma against them. I feel Mikey just truly has become accustomed to the modern conveniences is all.

☼ : My muse’s first memory. (Where it was, who was with them, how this memory makes them feel, e.t.c.) 

"uh I guess the most I think back to is when we mutated?"

far as I am aware or can recall 87 turtles never had a childhood per-say. Their baby stage/kid stage of life was spent when they were normal turtles and by the time they mutated they were already mature which is why they just pop as we see them in show. I feel that is when Mikey first memory kind of starts himself. Not that he don't recall somethings at time just his mind was developed in the same manor so it's easier to recall anything since that moment. Besides it's pretty life changing when you think about it.

☙ : My muse’s favourite food. (Bonus: A memory, be it good or bad, associated with said food.)

"If ya don't know then I don't know what to tell you dude."

I feel you have to be a fake fan not to know the turtles love pizza especially Mikey u-u and like many of the Mikey's it seems that love takes him to learning to cook. I feel he learned the basics from Splinter. But since most his cultural intake is from tv he started to try stuff out from tv shows and just really go into cooking ever since. Not like baking himself he perfers the savory stuff. But He would love to hear about Caasey being a baker uwu he has an odd friendship with Casey so I think he just like to bond with his brother in law this way. Look the moment he clocked into Casey crush he decided Casey was family u-u.

In truth HE should be the one making food for Von I like to think he was the one who gave Raph the idea that cooking would be the way to make peace with her. But Mikey sort of understands where Raph is coming from he should step in and help sorry Von but he knowns it wouldn't quite do the same if he made the food for Raph to give.

But he likely will be the one that has to sort of point out to Raph why this make casey jelly uwu Mikey understand the relationship to food.

♬ : My muse and music. (What type of music they like listening to and in what context, what music they would never listen to, e.t.c.)

"Oh I love music! nothing better than some good tunes brah."

Mikey dose love music of course, he tends to like more pop and rock music. A big fan of the likes of Modonna and Billy Joel. And just music that fits his more upbeat persona himself. Often can be found blasting music in the lair when he is in the kitchen or alone in the room it's always a karaoke session with Mikey.

↺ : My muse and the past. (Do they live in the past and struggle to let go of past grievances, or move on more easily, is there anything in their past they want to forget, e.t.c.) 

"ehh sometimes shit happen my dude but can't dwell forever."

Mikey's pretty good about learning to let things go. Being the youngest dose often mean he sort of gets his feelings hurt unintetnationally by his brothers time to time. But Mikey's able to understand and sort of see where they come from. When Don takes his frustrations out on his inventions being stolen or not working. When Raph makes snarky remarks or Leo even can get to be a tad demanding. His empathy dose allow him the head space to come to an understanding. he isn't immune to making petty comments or sassy remarks himself when he dose get baited into it. He's just a tad more emotionally mature.

☾ : My muse and sleep. (How much they sleep, how much they wish to sleep, if there is something that never fails to put them to sleep, e.t.c.) 

"I gotta get my beauty sleep don't look this good with out it."

Mikey is someone who can just sort of clonk out once it time for bed he is very much like the sun come morning he is up and beaming bright. Which im sure can annoy others not feeling the same way. the sunnier the day the sunnier Mikey himself is going to be. He can be an early riser even soon as the sky is awake Mikey is awake. Even with them often having to be active at night though he find its tough to stay up too late with out being busy he can do it and often can survive on little sleep and still be happy as can be.

✧ : My muse and art. (If they have an artistic side or not and why, favourite artist if they have one, e.t.c.) 

"I am named after an artis buuuuut I aint following his foot steps unless cooking counts?"

Which i feel it dose and should be more often. I truly see Mikey being a fan of many cooking shows and liking to try and plate and presentation food in a similar fashion. Its only for fun so he only dose it when its just him in the kitchen or if hes making something special for someone else. He may also make it look nice buuut that's resevered for someone he had feelings for more than anything uwu or his brothers just to cheer them up.

❃ : My muse and social media. (If the muse is/would be on social media and why/why not, their general opinion on it, e.t.c.) 

"Eh not much myself."

I know there was like forms of social media in the time that the 87 show aired over and such but with the fact the turtles tend to not really give much implications of wanting to really interact with humans at times but will help because it's the right thing and something they can even do. Mikey seems content with the friends they have ant not in a real need to expand his circle any time soon.

✉  : My muse and others. (If they social and outgoing or more introverted, and why. If they prefer communicating with others face to face or in written form, e.t.c.). 

"I mean I'm the party dude?"

I find the idea of mikey not being extroverted hilarious. Mikeys someone who tends to be able to openly talk with others with out issues often the friendest of the group as well. Where Mikey can be sort of between his brothers when it comes to thier involvement with the humans he tends to lean more on Leo's end not so much to be a hero but very much following his brother well also feeling it is the right thing todo. He dose enjoy meeting new people but that dosent always mean everyone. Sometimes he can find some charaters a bit much and be happy to just move on with them but he's also happy to welcome them back as well. It's just who Mikey is after all.

▶ : My muse and level of education. (If the muse has some form of education, what education they perhaps wish they had, e.t.c.). 

"I mean splinter taught all of us so there's that I guess?"

Mikeys real only education has been his ninja training so to help protect himself after all beyond that it's very much a if he wants to learn deal. Mostly mikey is more invested in not sitting down and learning stuff he dosent need to or even want to. He isn't like an idiot he's been shown to understand some concepts here and there but he's still got his gaps in knowledge he just at least have some common sense. Surpingly.

◐ : My muse and animals. (If they like animals and treat them well, do not care for them at all, e.t.c.). 

"I've had a few pets even got some fish for Raph!"

Mikey's had at least three or four pets himself in the show and even got Raph Japanese fighting fish once. I feel like he's very much a guy who sees an animal inn need if home and wants to help. I don't think he keeps any pets himself but will have a pet for a bit before having to take them somewhere they can live a happier life at instead. But of course he dose have a soft spot for cats like many Mikeys Do.

❒ : My muse and gifts. (If they are good/bad at finding gifts, good/bad at receiving gifts, good/bad at wrapping gifts, e.t.c.) 

"Gift are prettt nice I like to give and get them."

As mentioned before he did gift Raph some fish and its sort of over looked and misinterpreted that 87 raph dosen't care for fighting where it's ture he isn't looking for a fight he sure dose like to pick them still and even express interesting in contact sports still. So I feel mikeys pick of the fish shows this understanding of people he is close to. He did get upset when he thought everyone forgit his brithday but he seemed more down about just not getting acknowledged for it over a party or gifts.

Dosent mean Mikey dosent enjoy getting gifts of course but he dose agree its all about the thought that went into it over what the item is.

I feel like he lokes to try and out the same though behind gifts he may go for others but he dosent really got out of his way very much a it's your brithday or Christmas so I'm getting you gift person.

☘ : My muse’s relation with their family. (If they speak with each other and how much, if they are close or estranged, e.t.c.). 

"My brothers can be annoying buy I love them."

It is sad to me how I feel Splinter dose very much and clearly viwe the turtles as his sons but the turtles are some of the few to not see him as a dad but I feel it's that they do. They worked through the first season alone to try and help him demutate from being a rat after all. And when he had advance to go back to the human world theu were all sad at the thought of never seeing him again. Mikey shows he respects Splinter a lot and will often listen to him. Like when he refers to them as man and gets scolded he corrects himself. I feel he dose see Splinter as someone who cared and cares for him but worries he may lose that.

But knows he at least has his brother always.

Mikey dosent take advantage of being baby brother comaprednto later interactions fo and will. But I feel his brothers do instead viwe him a bit more that way so it dose allow Mikey to get away with his antics and such but also at the same time getting seen as equal to his brothers as a ninja.

I feel Mikey is the closest to Leo.he often follows in thier lead with not real fight. And tends to team up with Leo the most well sharing in Leo's ideals at times here and there. It could be he is just following because Leo is in charge but often he also speaks up when ever Don or Raph tend to expression not seeing why they need todo something he will speak up before Leo.

I feel he is about the same closeness to Don and Raph. But feels the pair are much closer he dosent have anything against this because he in turn os the same with Leo after all. But he also seems just as happy to be around either of them as Leo. But Raoh at least dose seem guilty of seeing Mikey as baby brother even expressing he can't beat even a robot version of the guy and the time he because a kid turtle didn't help. So he will at times get annoyed with raph and is often opposite of the more rude brother. Where with Donnie he seems to try and hold mkre balance along with.

[fexlyn]

This is a dis-continued version of my TMNT au, this is all I had written down for this. Enjoy I guess?

I’ll be updating this when I have an idea but I won’t make anything big out of it.

Lenna

Oldest (16)

Oldest child syndrome

Hawksbill Sea Turtle

Tics (unconsciously clicking throat)

Lesbian

she/her

Voice actor potential = AJ Michalka or Natasha Lyonne or EJ Johnson

5’6ft - 66 inches - 167.64cm

Stiff / sensible / serious / lil silly

Loves the show Stardust Heros

Admires Janus Seyfert (♀)

Knows a lot about medical action and theory –stuff

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Donatello

Second oldest (“16”)

Mum syndrome

Leatherback Sea Turtle

Related to Raph only

Autism

Keeps everything that's given from his brothers

Panromantic

7’ft - 84 inches - 213.36cm

Voice actor potential = Parvesh Cheena or Freddy Rodríguez or

BPD (Borderline personality disorder)

Favourite flower is the Red spider lily

got aged up to 4yrs - 2 yrs later Raph was mutated and aged properly

Sometimes forget words that are simple

Remembers every word that are considered ‘big words’

Jhanna is Dons gf (did not meet till s4; s5 is the confession)

Will literally make you anything if u just ask

Tries to be a pacifist (trained to kill without second thought)

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Michelangelo

Second youngest (15)

Kemp's Ridley Sea Turtles

ADHD (Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder)

Trans masc

when scared he hugs himself / cover himself in blankets

Early bird

5’5ft - 65 inches - 165.09cm

Voice actor potential = Alastair James or Freddy Rodríguez or Zach Barack

Fears of being forgotten

Spray painting is his favourite art form

fidgets with a rubix cube

When needing comfort he goes to his older sister

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Raphael

Youngest (10)

Leatherback Sea Turtle

Related to Donnie only (by species)

Loves attention from his blood brother

Or attention in general

Disappears- somehow- anytime there's a fight

Loves paper mache

Feral (not actually just likes to bite)

Best friends with Casey- dont tell Len…or Don…-

His favourite blackberries

Voice actor potential = Alexander David Linz or francesca marie smith

5’1ft - 61 inches - 154.93cm

Troublemaker

Likes the show stardust heart

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Splinter Hamato

He became a mutant rat at 18 due to a mishap

He meets the turtles at [insert age] hes now [insert age]

He's cripled due to the mutagen not being complete

But don't underestimate him he can whoop yo ass in seconds

Big fan of the renaissance artist and wanted to be a artist himself

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Casey Jones

Middle child (12)

Bestfriends with Raphael

Has not told anyone that he's friends with mutant turtles (yet)

Feels like someone trying to burn a hole in his head every class

Taking hockey training

Taking ice skating as well

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Cassandra Jones

Oldest child (15)

Has a crush on Lenna (knows about Casey's turtle friends)

Lesbian

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Angel Jones

Youngest child (6)

Hangs around Micheal and Donnie

Cheeky little shit

Has some interest in machinery

Has a lot of interest in paint

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April O’Neil

Shes 12

She's was 5 when her parents died and got moved with her aunt

Wishes to be a famous reporter

Believes that one of her classmates [read: Casey Jones] is some evil spy

Will literally hang off of vents, trees, wall cliffs; to get the scoop

She has a lot of bruises… and sticks stuck in her hair…

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Carol O’Neil

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Jhanna

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How do they exist?

Baxter Stockman, a teen genius, spent 22 years (17-39) creating a serum for perfect super soldiers-a classic I know- creating failures upon failures he finally perfected the chemical mutagen. But with the twist of it not working on humans due to something that humans have that ‘lower-intelligence life forms’ don't.

When used on humans they will [insert super painful symptoms] and a clinical death happens.

Baxter Stockman was promoted and awarded from the higher ups-he's now head of the renewed US bioweapons program.

Len - backstory

Putting the unmutated tot len into a tank of water then releasing the mutagen into the tank mutating them into a humanoid baby.

She was treated carefully, due to her being so-new, they tested her with anything possible without harming her. She was kept in a room, alone, being studied from the outside behind see-through mirrors.

As she got older(5) the experiments and studies started to become more often and a little more risky, they started to do more hands on like extracting blood or muscle reaction (they can't take scutes yet).

She got older, again, because they age…

Experiments got worse-like-painful- worse.

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Donnie - Backstory

4 years after the creation of Lenna…

An agency (clan) in Japan heard (stalked) about the Mutagen that was perfected, they did a little something (killing) something (torture) getting the components of the mutagen to make their own soldiers.

They wanted a weapon that can be both in land and water, and large in size as well- since bigger weapons are more stronger right?- so they took the idea of a turtle as well. Leatherback sea turtle was their pick, soon or later will be known as V-1-L-0-T Donatello.

After the turtle was mutated, he was young- a baby

But being the smart-ego filled Ninjas they thought it would be best to make the ageing process a little bit faster so they're ahead of the enemy or the very least the same pace of making a weapon

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Mikey - Backstory

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Raph - Backstory

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[trsrina]

—> GET TO KNOW ME

thanks for tagging me @hannikz <33

when is ur bday? 11/11

favourite colour? honestly can’t pick but blue & yellow

any pets? no but i used to have three turtles

height? 161cm but ive probably grown a few centimetres since i last measured

how many pairs of shoes do u own? i have three pairs that don’t fit anymore but i still keep them for some reason 😰 and my three pairs of plain white sneakers and a pair of black loafers for school (don’t ask me why i have so many) and three pairs of shoes i actually wear and a pair that’s still in the shoe box not worn at all

favourite song(s)? island by youha, you’re on your own kid, daylight, death by a thousand cuts by taylor swift, the perfect pair by beabadoobee, farewell neverland and our summer by txt, shooting star by xg and a lot more i forgot about

favourite movie? i love coco, barbie and the 12 dancing princesses, clueless and Aladdin the live action

ideal partner? giggles minatozaki sana but she technically she doesn’t know yet but like she technically kinda my wife already not delulu!!! also yang jungwon my side chick 🫶 ahem also alhaitham and xiao (without the angsty stuff) and ningguang sugar mommy 😳

do u want children? no 💀 i don’t ever plan of getting married at all rlly and 90% of children are annoying af

have u gotten in trouble with the law? ofc not

what colour socks r u wearing? navy with cat patterns

favourite music genre? I like anything rlly but mainly pop and i like bossa nova

how many pillows do u sleep with? one

what position do u sleep in? sideways usually facing the wall

smth u hate when sleeping? light and sounds im the type that has to sleep in complete darkness and silence

breakfast? usually just any kind of bread occasionally choco cakes with milk/choco milk/milk tea mixed with coffee

have u tried archery? no and i’d probably suck i can’t even aim on roblox 😭

favourite fruit? apples 🫶

r u a good liar? i can’t lie for my life well maybe sometimes if it’s for smith rlly serious

mbti? intp-t 😎

innie or outie? going out if it’s with ppl i enjoy being with

leftie or rightie? rightieee

favourite food? very unhealthy but chicken nuggets and beef 😰

favourite foreign food? i have an unhealthy obsession with shrimp tempura 🍤 and i love love love shabu shabu

r u clean or messy? usually clean but messy when im in a bad mood

favourite phrase? oh my god ig

how long do u take to get ready? approximately 15 mins if excluding my skincare routine and brushing my teeth and the time it takes for me to get out of bed but like including that it’s an hour im usually someone who’d be like 20 minutes early so no rush

do u talk to yourself? a concerning amount the psych ward is calling for their missing patient

do u sing to yourself? yes a lot

r u good at singing? not at all 💀

biggest fear? clowns, drowning, ghosts if real, serial killers, exams, my primary school class teachers (im telling u i was at the verge of tears every time they talked to me literal trauma), my science teacher last year, death and yeah pretty much most things

r u a gossip? definitely yes i gossip a lot

long or short hair? short hair like long hair is pretty but it seems rlly annoying

favourite subject? english cause im good at it

introvert or extrovert? introvert with strangers and ppl im not so close with but i suddenly become an extrovert with friends like I wouldn’t be shy at all and would approach random ppl if i wanted to

what makes u nervous? everything i have really bad anxiety like the lift is slow? im gonna be late even if i was 20 minutes early. haven’t done my assignments yet? the deadline is next month but still

who’s ur first real crush? my 1st grade classmate we used to be friends for a while and then he’s now an ass so we don’t rlly talk anymore

how many piercings? two, one on each earlobe

how many tattoos? none ofc but i would love to have some when im older

how fast can u run? average speed? but i have great stamina like i could run 15 laps max at a moderate speed

what colour is ur hair? very dark brown in the dark but a chocolate light brown under light idk i had multiple ppl ask me if i dyed my hair before tho i didn’t my mom says it’s bc of malnutrition

what colour are ur eyes? very dark brown almost black

what makes u angry? lots of things i have anger issues

do u like ur name? i used to hate it when i was younger bc it’s regularly used as a masculine name and i thought it was bad but now ive learnt to embrace it and it’s unique so great 👍 but I still not enjoy trying to explain it to ppl 😕

would u like a boy or girl if u had a child? girl

what are ur strengths? being early and flee the facility on roblox im like rlly good at that game

what are ur weaknesses? mention one thing about a father figure and im done for

what is the colour of ur bedspread? i have no idea what that is but i googled and i still don’t rlly understand but i think i have none sry my brain doesn’t work

what colour is ur bedroom? well i have this really really light blue wall colour basically white at first glance and brown wood furniture

tagging (no pressure!!) @seungiepup @wonillaa @aerisfy @winteringdream @badmuni @yeniiverse @yenqa @hypesahi @jwonsociety

[crackedpumpkin]

💞🤩

:p stinky

hello there lovely stinker :P ! 🫡 been a quick minute 🤙🏻hope u took a shower, this is gonna be a long one.

💞: Who's my comfort character?

Hands down it always and will be Leonardo from either 2012 or Rise :") Imean, it's literally Leo. you can never blame me for this neither can you ever say anything about it because i will lovingly hunt you down with a pitchfork.

Genuinely like, 2012 Leo was the first time I ever had a crush on a fictional character and it still rings true to this day. Rise Leo just made him better.

I can just picture my younger self looking at the tv and going like yeah. you. the blue one. the turtle. i like you now and you will forever have a special place in my heart.

But honestly this is gonna be unexpected, another of my comfort characters is definitely Rarity from My Little Pony lmfao. I grew up without Disney Channel and streaming services so i had to rely on like local channels for entertainment. When i tell you i fucking raced to the couch every evening like my life depended on it

Honestly though, Rarity had such a big influence on my entire personality and character. She's literally the embodiment of Generosity and i wanted to be just like her, minus the change in species. So i did my best to always be generous to like people around me and offered up help etcetc without expecting stuff in return and now it's a part of me 🫶🏻 (i say this confidently but i fucking hope its true otherwise this is going to be rather embarrassing for me)

🤩: Who's my favourite character to write?

On god Rise Leo was a cultural setback for me lmfao, I never imagined I'd get so attached to his stupid face, personality, and entire being 👍🏻 He's my favourite character to write for, but it often changes because I can never focus on just 1 character at a time 🤡

like, my blog is literally multifandom to the point i have literal organised folders in my google drive just to remember who the fuck i write for in the first place. Maybe its not as bad as other writers but hey, love is free and i give it out willingly so that's on me 🫡

[luxtoony]

I took my sweet ass time with this one didn't I.

There is a wall of text, so sorry for the *read more* thing but scrolling is annoying.

I shall begin with Donnie as I am trurly suprised how carelessly you left him so uncared for. (It may be my personal neutrality towards Thanatos, so I don't deem him worthy. And I love Dionisus but except for purple and big mouth I don't see much of a similarity) My first thought was Artemis, bc unavailable distant but cool etc., her percise arrows being a good substitute for his ninpo guns. But then, making Donnie not purple, seemed like a sin so quickly I came up with the perfect choice. NYX. And it is not only a dab at his sleeples nights! Once u think about it they have so much in common.

She can be distant even though she clearly cares for family. She's wise, she keeps records of everything, memorising where each deal is stored. She is the silent protector of the underground just like Donnie, constantly takes care of safety measures, updates, makes sure everything is in order, makes useful robots and inventions, which brings me to my favourite point. Donnie is a father of many children, whom he made and loves dearly, even if his image makes it seem like he is indifferent. Also the way he showered Casey with his tech is such a mirror (ha ha) to the way Nyx showered Zag at the beginning of the game with all the resources.

And since we are on the topic of purple and Donnie and children, I have to shove here the king.

SHELDON: Chaos. Yes I know that Chaos is a parent to Nyx, but once you ignore that, it makes so much sense. I mean... The voice? The neutral coldness, awareness of possibilities and randomness of the universe a AI could posess, bc it could literally count possibilities and run simulations, just like Chaos understands that in his nature. Also behind something you'd expect to be only neutrality -archaic god/cold mashine- there actually is love and care for family.

Mikey: Oh yea Hermes all the way, that was my first and only thought, your points are my reasoning. You could add sly, and inconspicuous. He knows and does a lot more than enyone expects. Also fast, agile yellowish-orangish.

Raph: I tot agree that Sisyphus is the one. Boldy just plainly is a plushie, I mean we even get the companion plushie of him.

But I also thought... Zeus. Big bro. Smashing his way out of problems, but also surprisingly smart planning. Tired but still slaying Himbo TM

Leo: I have no Idea why I struggle with agreeing on that one. Your points are so fitting, and I do agree, although something doesn't rub me the right way (FFS please me don't tell me it's bc Zag is red and yellow and not blue at all? Is that it? I cannot with myself. Ok time to find excuses.)

Leo and Zag share the things that you mentioned, but also Zag is much sweeter than Leo, and lacks this disgusting ammount of flamboyantness. He is way softer and calmer, willing to be soft with anyone (except dad). While Leo is very big. Very show offy. He can be sweet but 70% of the time, our boy is a walking, joking, uncle that can hold a grudge. So. How could I not see him as Poseidon?

April: and that's where I immidiately think Zag. Him entering the world of Olympic gods, uncovering secrets, encountering weird creatures is something very pararel to what happened to April once she met the turtles. Her not tot fitting in with her high school peeps, like Zag not being entirely Chtonic. Her character is so close to Leo, but sweeter and calmer yet with a sharp edge. Her bat swingin and ability to accomodate and use anything to fight with. Mayhem as Cerberus CMON

The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?

[baekhvuns]

I would have to go to USA and see Ateez to meet her, cause that woman went to so many stops 😬 then had the audacity to complain they only played one show in Texas 🔫

There's nothing worse than a lacklustre final match, but this one was a mix of boring (girst half) and nerve-wracking (the rest of it). Mbappe living up to his Ninja Turtle persona, I mean they really needed to have a talk cause ☠ I don't pay much attention to PSG, but I'm surprised they're not doing better, I remember they didn't make it to quarter finals last season, but then Barcelona didn't even left the group stage so 🤔

I was never a huge fan of Messi (I know he's good he just annoyed me like most Barca players ajhdiajsjsnsjdhsjsj not as much as Pique or Busquets 🔪) but then Neymar happened and he took the annoying crown. But yeah I know they're both talented, I just don't like watching them 😅 even though they're out of Barca

YOU'RE A BARCELONA FAN?????? I think we talked about Real before, I thought you were on my side... this is very sad, but what can you do. Not everyone's perfect 💔 Real won last season so I'm happy with them, though I miss the old players. Especially since Benzema won't be playing for much longer... he was so good last season. I even saw RM in match a few months ago again. And Arsenal is doing well, so I can't complain about my teams. Tbh I feel like Seonghwa is a seasonal fan, most Koreans also love Tottenham only because of Sonny, sorry I can't take them seriously 🔪 Jongho though, my beloved, I think he likes PSG too.

Like I said, there was a time I wanted Mbappe in RM, I do think he'd be useful, BUT he needs to check his behaviour! Hopefully he grows up soon 😐

That's what I've been saying, idols football competition plsssss! I remember San scoring an own goal lmaooo

Girl, I need to tell you about the webtoon Act Like You Love Me, cause it was cute and fun at first, but it's turning into True Beauty A LOVE TRIANGLE with one guy being the worst?! The girls has become so weak and unsure and annoying, and the ML is being a doormat. My guy you're hot ass TV star, please STAND UP my man 😭 and ofc the guys are friends... sigh so many dumb misunderstandings, everyone's so tired of it. Anyway, rant over.

For My Derelict Favourite I think on webtoon it's on chapter 22 or something, I'm also reading in Korean because I can't wait for more chapters. But I found a website with Eng translations that has over 30 chapters already

The blue bird in the teaser 👀 we get cool teasers, so I can't complain too much about that. Seonghwa glitching?! I think Halateez need to be revived or perhaps Strictland thinks they're gone, but they actually aren't. Seonghwa's role is interesting though, he was always kinda "sus"

I hope people don't actually want ETL, unless it's like playful or something... Y/Ns are going through so much, they're stronger (and often dumber) than me

I don't expect Kai x Seulgi to actually fight about an emoji, but it'd be funny 😭

BBC is still releasing promo pictures they just cropped the date?!?!

SM I'm so tired of you, seriously 😭 also Got the Beat or whatever they're called are coming back? Hopefully they get a decent song this time

Keeho keeps showing his kpop stan Twitter persona jayshsgauisjahahs

WRECK IT RALPH BACK AT IT

Yesterday when I typed Seonghwa into Twitter "Seonghwa Taemin" came up and today it's "Seonghwa Jesus"

Oh but thissssss - DV 💖

maghi hello!!

I would have to go to USA and see Ateez to meet her, cause that woman went to so many stops 😬 then had the audacity to complain they only played one show in Texas 🔫

i wish u saw my face when i read texas 😭😭😭😭😭😭 OH AND SHES AMERICAN, DOUBLE HOMICIDE PLS

There's nothing worse than a lacklustre final match, but this one was a mix of boring (girst half) and nerve-wracking (the rest of it). Mbappe living up to his Ninja Turtle persona, I mean they really needed to have a talk cause ☠ I don't pay much attention to PSG, but I'm surprised they're not doing better, I remember they didn't make it to quarter finals last season, but then Barcelona didn't even left the group stage so 🤔

ur right!! tHE SECOND HALF HAD ME SWEATING EDGE OF MY SEAT PRAYING TO GOD MY KNUCKLES WERE WHITE I WAS PRAYING LEADING UP TO THE DAY I WAS INTO THIS FBWNDB I WAS HEATED watching it early morning and my mother enters and france scores twice the way i SCREAMED,,, bad luck i tell u,,, psg got great players but the club just cares about money and the way the club is monitored around mbappe but they had a good last season, hopefully this ones much better and the coach actually cares 😭😭 also manifesting the final to be here instead of la but there isnt enough seats 😭😭

also anon it’s ur chance to come to vancouver 🔫🔫

I was never a huge fan of Messi (I know he's good he just annoyed me like most Barca players ajhdiajsjsnsjdhsjsj not as much as Pique or Busquets 🔪) but then Neymar happened and he took the annoying crown. But yeah I know they're both talented, I just don't like watching them 😅 even though they're out of Barca

LMFAOOOO JCHWKDJ STOP BC PIQUE ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME i dunno how he tolerated him for so long what a snake,, that rumor w gavi's mom had my JAW dropped,, are u, are a u ronaldo fan mayhaps... i was watching barca vs madrid highlights for adrenaline and its just pepe and ramos red card at every 80min, that era >>>>

YOU'RE A BARCELONA FAN?????? I think we talked about Real before, I thought you were on my side… this is very sad, but what can you do. Not everyone's perfect 💔 Real won last season so I'm happy with them, though I miss the old players. Especially since Benzema won't be playing for much longer… he was so good last season. I even saw RM in match a few months ago again. And Arsenal is doing well, so I can't complain about my teams. Tbh I feel like Seonghwa is a seasonal fan, most Koreans also love Tottenham only because of Sonny, sorry I can't take them seriously 🔪 Jongho though, my beloved, I think he likes PSG too.

YEAH DHQKDHQKDBKCBCKC we did! and it’s fine bc no one can be perfect like a barca fan <3 but at the end of the day half of them are teammates at psg 😭😭 no bc begging for a classic old madrid and barca match even if its for charity purposes i just need the SAME ppl on ONE field for ONCE ,,, benzema’s retiring was messy as hell tbh, don’t like him as much but man’s a BEAST would’ve loved to see him at the wc would’ve been interesting 😭😭 no ur right, they’re all def tottenham fans but son’s good but not that good fbwnfbd sk got one (lung park excluded) good player, JONGHO, WE CAN SAY, IS A INTELLECTUAL MAN OF INTELLECTUAL INTELLIGENCE

Like I said, there was a time I wanted Mbappe in RM, I do think he'd be useful, BUT he needs to check his behaviour! Hopefully he grows up soon 😐

tbh, mbappe IS monster! (i do think haaland may b even bellingham can give him a run for his money tho) but he’s still got a way to go in terms of being an overall good player, from what ive seen as a psg fan, he doesn’t create chances, misses WORLD CLASS passes and then stops working halfway if ball’s not passed to him + has like no teamwork,,, i do think RM would humble him if he goes there, but yeah hopefully he does grow up!!

That's what I've been saying, idols football competition plsssss! I remember San scoring an own goal lmaooo

LMFAOOOO SAN WOULD MAKE HIS OWN TEAM LOSE, miss goals too...he’s like harry maguire  😭😭  ,, i do think wooyoung would score all the penalties, hongjoong is the dramatic diver i just know,, who do u think ramos, zlatan (rowoon) and others would be

Girl, I need to tell you about the webtoon Act Like You Love Me, cause it was cute and fun at first, but it's turning into True Beauty A LOVE TRIANGLE with one guy being the worst?! The girls has become so weak and unsure and annoying, and the ML is being a doormat. My guy you're hot ass TV star, please STAND UP my man 😭 and ofc the guys are friends… sigh so many dumb misunderstandings, everyone's so tired of it. Anyway, rant over. /// For My Derelict Favourite I think on webtoon it's on chapter 22 or something, I'm also reading in Korean because I can't wait for more chapters. But I found a website with Eng translations that has over 30 chapters already

act like u love me…the guy is suspiciously a look alike of seonghwa….ha?¿ NO WHY IS IT A TRUE BEAUTY ARC???? DOES IT GET BY BETTER BY ANY CHANCE 😭😭😭 ok u bet bc i read the first 5 chapters of it and iM into this thing

The blue bird in the teaser 👀 we get cool teasers, so I can't complain too much about that. Seonghwa glitching?! I think Halateez need to be revived or perhaps Strictland thinks they're gone, but they actually aren't. Seonghwa's role is interesting though, he was always kinda "sus"

this entire cb is like “DID U GUYS SEE THAT AT 0.095 SECONDS???” or “DID YUNHO’S CHARACTER D WORDED??” its so chaotic but hopefully the song lives up to the hype <33 ur right, seonghwa’s character is sus but yeosang??? WHO IS HE!

I hope people don't actually want ETL, unless it's like playful or something… Y/Ns are going through so much, they're stronger (and often dumber) than me

YEAAAH but also bc the playful line can cross lines dbdbd exactly, y/n’s are untouchable, unstoppable girl bosses,,, want to be the yn in bodyguard hwa

I don't expect Kai x Seulgi to actually fight about an emoji, but it'd be funny 😭 ///// BBC is still releasing promo pictures they just cropped the date?!?!

FBWMDBWK I WANT THEM TO STIR THE POT 😭😭 emoji fight would be iconic but then theres a whole group of idols who use that as their emojis, need them to fight as well, BBC’S  JUST EMBARRASSING ATP

SM I'm so tired of you, seriously 😭 also Got the Beat or whatever they're called are coming back? Hopefully they get a decent song this time  ///// Keeho keeps showing his kpop stan Twitter persona jayshsgauisjahahs

NO SERIOUSLY 15 MORE NCT MEMBERS???? SUPERM ROTATION?? COME ON LEAVE THAT ONE MEMBER BC THIS GROUP IS ALREADY AMAZING HE CONTRIBUTED ONE LINE 😭😭😭😭 yeah! they are! apparently a new sub unit of got is also coming?? 😭😭 im just happy exo is being released from their basement 😭😭 LMFAOOO KEEHO AND YUNJIN NEED TO MEET BDBDB

WRECK IT RALPH BACK AT IT //// Yesterday when I typed Seonghwa into Twitter "Seonghwa Taemin" came up and today it's "Seonghwa Jesus"

wreck it ralph wrecking alot of things and one of them is my sanity <3 FBAMDBAKDJAK TWT KNOWS WHATS UP i looked up hwa the other day and it would continuously say seonghwa gay and if i click on it his dating scandal is the first thing fbfb

Oh but thissssss - DV 💖

STOP?????????//(*(*&^%%W#$

also anon bap getting plagiarized ?? 😭😭 only way for a comeback 🤲🏼

since u brought up taemin jesus, it’s time to revisit this video

???

tell me this is not meryl streep in the devil wears prada

anon…..him and mingi…mINGI

[turtlethon]

“Donatello’s Degree”

Season 4, Episode 31 First US Airdate: November 3, 1990

Donatello and Irma visit a university campus that houses a villain’s evil scheme.

Our journey through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles season four continues with “Donatello’s Degree”. This is the second episode of the show written by Jack Mendelsohn, following on from “Raphael Knocks ‘em Dead”.

Things kick off today with Splinter guiding the Turtles through some Mr. Miyagi-style cleaning of the Lair. Not joining the team is Donatello, who has been excused so that he can study for his upcoming exam on “binary cyberion generators”. Or so we’re told...

Donnie declares that he has, in fact, completed the exam paper we were just told he was preparing for. He makes a brief journey to the surface to mail it off to the correspondence school, noting that this is the hardest part of the course. (I think this is supposed to make it seem as if the course was easy for him, but the other way to read it is that he finds the act of mailing a letter hard?)

A timelapse montage follows. Two whole weeks pass and Donatello impatiently waits to learn if he’s been successful. This is an unusual thing to see in TMNT ‘87, where everything tends to be immediate and happening in the moment. Finally, the response from Sopho U arrives. Professor Filo Sopho himself personally writes to congratulate Donnie on graduating with the highest grades on record. He’s asked to attend a special event at the University, where he’ll receive his degree in person, but there’s a problem: due to an administrative error, the letter is addressed to “Miss Donna Tello”. The other Turtles, who up until this point have been nothing but supportive, shrug it off as being too bad, and wander off.

Undeterred, Donatello begins trying to figure out a way around this issue. Any normal person – and surely a supposed genius like Donnie – would just contact the University, tell them there was a mistake and have it corrected. He could tell them that his name is Don A. Tello! Instead, he hatches a plan that’s needlessly complicated. Ridiculously needlessly complicated.

Irma is cooking in her apartment when she becomes aware of an intruder sneaking in through the window. It’s Donatello, who she almost ends up battering with a frying pan. He explains that he needs her to assume the identity of Miss Donna Tello on his behalf, showing her the envelope that his letter arrived in. (If you’ve ever wondered where exactly the Turtles live, their address is shown as 4222 Sewer Lane, Big City, another indicator that at some point this season the decision was made to downplay the show being set in New York for... reasons?)

Donatello’s pitch does nothing to move Irma, until he mentions that the campus is full of single guys. This visibly activates something in her brain, and she drags him off to collaborate on the scheme.

Irma travels by train, accompanied by Donnie who hides in her luggage. Upon arriving at the station, she’s met by two bespectacled men in lab coats, who introduce themselves as acting on behalf of Professor Sopho. They offer Irma a ride to campus in their limo, tossing her luggage in the trunk of the vehicle.

At Channel 6, Burne assigns April to investigate strange goings-on upstate at Bottomless Lake, which has suddenly become over-run with fish. Vernon offers to tag along, but has a change of heart when Burne points out that the minnows could become vicious. April drags him off anyway to begin their investigation.

Far from looking like a modern education facility, Sopho U is operating from an old castle near the lake. Irma is getting settled in her room when Professor Sopho arrives to greet her, forcing Donatello to hide in the closet. Sopho’s assistants also show up to serve Donna Tello’s favourite foods, as per her application form: “pizza, pizza and more pizza”. Feels like an odd thing for a school offering correspondence courses to have on their forms, but let’s move on.

Just to remind everyone that the other Turtles still exist, we briefly see them continuing to clean up the lair. Michaelangelo trips over a metal bucket full of soapy water, which ends up on his head. We now return to your regularly scheduled “A-plot”.

Donatello lurks in the corners of Sopho U and cringes as Irma flubs her way through a guided tour of the campus with the Professor. He’s intrigued by the University’s ownership of a hexadecimal transducer and begins examining it when the Professor’s assistants spot him snooping and confront him. Donnie doesn’t view the two men as a threat until they tear off their lab coats to reveal they’re both terrifyingly jacked. The henchmen pick up some large pieces of equipment and are about to pummel our hero as act one ends.

As we return from commercials, the two men attempt to batter Donatello, but end up hitting the hexadecimal transducer instead. Donnie dives out of a nearby window and almost falls into the lake below, losing his bo in the process. Nearby, April and Vernon arrive in the news van and find hordes of fish washed up on the edge of the lake. Vernon wastes no time in abandoning his assignment, rushing into the water to begin scooping up his future seafood with his net. One particularly large catch jumps up and wraps itself around his head, causing him to stumble until April reels him in. He suggests mouth-to-mouth resuscitation might be in order and April agrees, before tricking him into locking lips with one of the fish he scooped up.

Back in the Lair, the Turtles continue their spring cleaning subplot, sprawled out in the living room and exhausted. We’re introduced to Max, Michaelangelo’s fish and his second pet to debut in the space of three episodes, before Splinter arrives to ask if anyone knows where Donatello is. Mikey suggests he’s likely to be hanging out in the library.

In a unique spin on the fourth wall break, the next scene opens with Donatello dangling from the window of Sopho U’s tower, where he declares that “Michaelangelo was right – I am hanging out at the library!” He climbs back onto a ledge and watches through a window as Professor Sopho shows Irma the library’s vast selection of books, which he claims includes “every book ever written on every field of science known to man”. Yeah, sure thing buddy.

Donatello loses his footing as the ledge beneath him crumbles, sending him falling into the lake below. He lands in a pile of fish and is now more convinced than ever that something underhanded is going on.

We return to the Lair, where Max is swimming around in his bowl erratically and the Turtles are becoming concerned. Max eventually bounces out of the lair and joins his brethren in heading upstream. Michaelangelo follows the parade of fish through the sewers, with Leo and Raph following close behind.

Having completed their tour of the campus, Professor Sopho reveals to Irma that he’ll make an “earth shaking announcement” at the University’s ceremony that evening. When Irma enquires as to what this means, he suggests that as a genius, she must have already figured it out.

Donatello sneaks around the campus some more until he finds a “giant galvanometric oscilloscope”, a machine big enough to change the molecular vibrations of the Earth’s core. This is why the fish have all been drawn to the lake, as the machine’s high magnetic frequency attracted them. He views a computer simulation that reveals Sopho’s plan: to cause the planet to spin so rapidly that everything on it is flung off into space. Donnie rushes off to warn Irma, but accidentally activates a security system that sends a guard robot after him. The robot captures our hero and is about to pull him into its metal jaws as the second act wraps up.

The final act opens with Donatello evading the now-multiple security robots, tricking them into grabbing a power line that overloads their systems. Now free, he resumes his original plan.

At a formal ceremony for Sopho U’s Class of ‘94, Professor Sopho addresses the assembled scientific graduates, asking them to enjoy their meal before quietly adding that it’ll likely be their last on this planet. Meanwhile Donnie has acquired a waiter’s outfit and is serving the guests. He writes a note for Irma telling her that she’s in trouble and must leave now, then... places it between two slices of bread and offers it up to her as a sandwich. Donatello rolls his eyes as Irma eats the sandwich instead of reading the note.

Vernon is back to being a cameraman today, filming April as she wraps up her report on the lake’s unusual influx of fish. The duo is greeted by Mikey, Raph and Leo, who emerge from the water having followed Max’s path. Burne messages April to provide her with her next assignment, covering Professor Sopho’s big announcement at the nearby campus.

Donnie meets up with Irma and attempts to explain to her that Professor Sopho is bad news. She doesn’t take this well, having bought into the Professor buttering her up and suggesting that perhaps Donatello is actually jealous of the attention she’s getting. Now convinces that Sopho’s announcement will involve offering her a job, she ends the conversation and wanders off. The two henchmen then confront Donnie again, dropping a sack over him and tying him up with chains.

The Turtles stay behind in the news van as April and Vernon head into Sopho U to cover the ceremony. They’re understandably surprised to see Irma of all people sitting next to the Professor as he makes his big announcement: that Miss Donna Tello will be joining him as his partner for his next big experiment. April quizzes her friend as to what’s going on, leading to Irma asking Sopho if April can become the third partner in their project. He rejects this idea, dragging her down a winding hallway.

Sopho reveals to Irma that the two of them will be “safely ensconced in [his] subterranean laboratory” while his galvanometric oscilloscope spins everyone else off the Earth’s surface. The two will then become supreme rulers of the planet. Now finally convinced Donatello was right, Irma springs into action, pulling a lever that sends the elevator that was carrying them to the lab into reverse. It flies through the roof, and after the doors open, she makes a hasty exit.

The Professor insists he’s unfazed by this development, declaring that he’ll rule the world on his own. He adds that Irma shouldn’t bother trying to stop him, as he puts the oscilloscope on “permanent spin cycle”.

Irma finds Donatello chained to the oscilloscope as it powers up. She apologises for her earlier behaviour and begins looking for a way to free her friend. Meanwhile the other Turtles watch from outside as day turns to night then back to day again in the space of seconds, while panicked attendees of Sopho’s ceremony spill out of the campus. Inside, April films a report alongside Vernon, confused as to whether she’s there for the 6am or 6pm news as the sun rises then falls outside repeatedly.

The Turtles find Irma with Donnie, and Leonardo quickly uses his katana to slice up the chains. They open up the control panel for the oscilloscope, but Donatello can’t see a way of shutting it off without specialised equipment. He grabs a hair pin from the side of Irma’s head and uses this to deactivate the machine, slowing the Earth’s rotation back to its normal rate.

We close things out in the Lair, where the Turtles watch April report on today’s events. She reveals that Professor Sopho and his two henchmen have been arrested on charges of “worldwide revolution”. Splinter congratulates the team, and in particular Donatello, who feels that he really earned his degree. We end on a gag about Max refusing to obey Michaelangelo. Actually, “gag” may be pushing it, Mikey’s just mad and is barking orders, that’s the whole bit.

On paper, I really like the idea of “Donatello’s Degree”. A spotlight episode centred around my favourite Turtle and favourite supporting character teaming up seems like a slam dunk. I can fully get behind the idea of Donnie and Irma running around a college campus getting caught up in a comedy built upon lies and misunderstandings. The actual execution starts off strong but quickly goes south as Sopho U doesn’t look or feel like a real institute of education, and is somewhat removed from the usual New York – sorry, “Big City” - trappings of the show. It’s a different and less compelling approach to the concept than I would have wanted.

Irma is back in the forefront here, having largely been demoted back to being April’s occasional tag-along buddy for most of this year with the exception of "Name That Toon" (and to some extent its sequel, “Menace, Maestro Please” and maybe “Turtlemaniac”). Jack Mendelsohn seems to have a good handle on her character from a comedic perspective, her motivations and flaws. I wish she had been allowed to have a more proactive role in the ending, perhaps being the one to suggest using the hairpin as a tool to show she’s not completely useless and to give her some redemption in this story; Donatello didn’t need to be the one to come up with that idea, we already get that he’s smart and useful, we see that in almost every episode.

The whole idea that Donatello has been working to get his degree via correspondence course is intriguing to me. How is he paying for this? (We don’t know how the Turtles make money at all – my headcanon is that they do odd jobs helping the many friends and allies they’ve met throughout the series, but I assume this degree course would have cost a substantial amount.) Is Sopho U even a legitimate university given that it’s been owned and operated by a criminal this entire time? Is Donatello’s degree even worth the price of the paper it’s printed on? What is his endgame here – who's going to employ him?

Am I overthinking all of this? Yes. That’s the Turtlethon way.

Structurally the non-Shredder spotlight episodes are starting to feel repetitive in their own right: they all have one member of the team get drawn into their own adventure while the other three Turtles putter around in the Lair until the third act, then everyone reunites for the big finish. I’d like to see some more imaginative variations on this: there must be other ways to have one Turtle do their thing for a whole episode while keeping the others in the mix.

I should also point out that Professor Sopho is yet another mad scientist villain, something that we’ve definitely had our fill of as season four approaches its end. He joins Mendelsohn’s Pinky McFingers in being one of the rare antagonists introduced this year that absolutely no-one was clamouring for a return of but who gets one anyway: we’ll see the Professor again in season six’s “Too Hot to Handle”.

NEXT TIME: Your weekly Wise arrives in the shape of "The Big Cufflink Caper!"

[gobcore]

i was too much of a pussy to just do it on my own so thank u @nadja-dyke and @bastardbeewoman for tagging me!

wwdits this or that tag

1. favourite character? i love them all but laszlo. laszlo cravensworth tho

2. favourite season? two or three, but season three tho

3. favourite episode? i'm gonna go by season bc this is unfair - s1 baron's night out, s2 colin's promotion, s3 the casino

4. least favourite episode? i didn't really like the chamber of judgment, but lawyer laszlo was iconic

5. vampire or vampire slayer? vampire (sorry guillermo)

6. familiar or master? familiar (ur welcome guillermo)

7. favourite flavour of yogurt? vanilla greek yogurt

8. manhattan or staten island? i'm from the west coast i have no idea

9. cursed witch hat or cloak of duplication? cloak of duplication, bc then i could be hot

10. join a witch coven or a werewolf pack? I don't think the witches would allow me in, so werewolf pack

11. get drained by colin robinson or have your semen stolen by witches? witches can have my semen any day <3

12. big bang theory or a turtle? tur-tell <3

13. super slumber or wellness centre? super slumber, i can't do people singing.

14. doze apples or memo's man milk? memo's man milk any day

15. gregor or gail? horse gregor or neither at all

16. regular human bartender or regular human bnb owners? regular human bnb owners by a tiny bit

17. nouveau theatre or vampiric council ritual dancing? vampiric council ritual dancing <3

18. benji or june? easily benji

19. sam the familiar or black peter? SAM SAM SAM!!!!!

20. evie russel or dave lewis? WHO THE FUCK IS DAVE LEWIS??? anyways evie russel

21. derek or jenna? i don't really love either of them...but derek gave us aspen so I guess derek

22. brain scramblies or vampire depression? I already have severe depression, so brain scramblies pls

23. twilight or interview with the vampire? AAAAAAAAAA BOTH but if i have to choose, twilight bc it got me into vampires

24. mosquito club or panera bread (possible vampire meeting included)? easily panera bread

25. kill the sire or eat jahan? i can't hurt that sweet little creature or devastate his husband and hellhound, sorry jahan

26. accompany your eternal wife to wretched england or trap lovesick bodyguard in coffin? trap lovesick bodyguard in coffin, it's more dramatic and i don't have to encounter terfs

27. find out about nandor's turning or colin robinson's origins? WHO TURNED NANDOR AND HOW????

28. choice of weapon: holy water or garlic powder? garlic powder bc it's funnier

29. possess a doll or give your ghost self a handjob? as much as the latter sounds dysphoria-inducing fun, I'd rather possess a doll.

30. contact through the ether or send 500 ravens? i don't have the executive function to remember to send 500 ravens, message thru the ether

uhhh anyways time to tag people, i'll tag @beenando, @gizmoz, and @laszlogirl idk if any of you have been tagged but i'll tag u, and idk who else would let me bother them with this but if you want to do it go ahead!

[rhenuvee]

Fred Weasley Fluff Alphabet

A/N: Seen a lot of these so I decided to do one of my own. And yes I do know there are different versions of the fluff alphabet but I chose this one, hope it’s ok. 

Warnings: Swearing

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A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Fred adores your laugh and smile. Making people laugh was always his forte, so seeing that beautiful smile of yours makes it 10x better. If you’re lucky you might catch him blushing at your reaction, but he’ll never admit it.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

This sounds weird but your head/face lol. 1. He likes to rest his chin on top of your head, or lean on yours at least. 2. Going back to A he loves your smile and 3. He loves it when you rest your head on him, whether it be his chest or shoulder, he’ll also kiss your temple. 

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Would rather be the big spoon with his arms cradling your waist, bringing you closer to his body. Gives head pats, and whispers sweet nothings to lull you to sleep. Lowkey though, likes being the little spoon. You can only catch him like that if he’s too exhausted to think, and ends up just collapsing into your arms to sleep. Oh yeah, George is probably tired of seeing this.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Definitely tries to bring you somewhere or experience something new each time. But generally, if there was a place that made you significantly happier, he would take a mental note of that place and bring you there again sometime. I can picture trips to the beach, amusement parks/fairs, and maybe some sport like skiing or snowboarding, or maybe even just tobogganing (if you have snow).

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

I don’t think Fred’s one to hide his emotions in the first place. I think most of the time he’d just be open and honest with himself. If he was feeling upset, though he might shut others out, he knows he’s calm when he’s with you. So once he feels like his head is clear again, he’ll talk it out with you.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Definitely wants a family in my opinion. The idea of mini you and/or mini him is something he’s always wanted. Probably wants kids once you guys are married. After that, he cannot wait to have a family with you.

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

I don’t see Fred as going all out with gifts, but occasionally will spoil you (like on your birthday for example). He likes giving and receiving gifts, though most likely isn’t his primary love language. 

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

Holds hands whenever you’re walking together- yes I’m sorry, you’ve become that annoying couple that occupies half the hallway and has a walking speed slower than a turtle. But other than that, likes holding your hands out of reassurance, whether it’s him ensuring you’re going to be okay or vice versa. 

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Small injury? Asks if you’re okay and stuff like that for the first three seconds, then it’s right back to teasing about how clumsy you are. Big injury? Definitely tries to stay by your side as much as he can, might make light jokes to make you laugh.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Yes of course, who do you think he is. We all know he does all jokes of the sort, but more common ones for you that I can picture are things like scaring you in the hallways, and a lot of teasing to make you flustered. Might’ve pranked you once or twice with his WWW products- never again by how much you looked like you were gonna beat his ass (unless you like being pranked then you do you). 

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

I feel like he likes longer kisses more. If you have alone time together, you bet your butt he will not stand for a simple peck. Once again- yeah you’re the annoying couple. Only gives small kisses if you’re saying bye to depart to different classes? Stuff like that.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

He shows love through his loyalty. He’d never fight or abandon you if you weren’t at your best. He knows that leaving or ignoring a situation isn’t going to fix it, so he’d rather stay with you and figure it out together.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

His favourite memory was when you jumped into his arms when you went to his shop for the first time. You both had been apart, sending letters as much as you could, and now you finally are able to see each other again. He loved the look on your face when you saw the shop and when you said how proud you were of him.

N = Nicknames (what do they call their s/o?)

Love, darling, princess, doll. Will also call you those really ridiculous ones.

O = On cloud 9 (what are the like when they’re in love? Is it obvious? How do they express their feelings?)

I’d say he’s obvious when he’s in love. At first it might be the fact he’s more touchy with you, as in things like bumping your shoulder or patting your head. He expresses his feelings just by showing you any signs of affection. 

P = PDA (Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or do they get shy when others are watching?)

Yep, pretty upfront about your relationship, I can’t see him having those secret ones. There is rarely a time where people won’t see him latched onto you unless you’re in separate classes, at work, etc. Brags from time to time, mostly to 1. make you flustered and 2. as a comeback when Ron keeps asking why you would choose Fred. Does not get shy, unless George teases him about him being clingy. 

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

He just likes talking with you. He likes hearing your voice. You don’t have to be up and running about to have a good time with Fred. He likes talking, and your reactions to his stories. He also likes listening to whatever funny moment happened to you- he wants to feel included and laugh at the joke too.

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

Errrr the songs I listen to don’t really correspond to Fred’s personality, so sorry if it might not be the songs you like or you think match him. But the one that comes to mind is Talk Too Much by COIN.

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

I’d say 90% open with you.. He doesn’t really see anything he has to hide from you, and again he likes telling you things. Burped loudly in charms class? He’ll tell you. As for the 10%, comes from his own insecurities. Sometimes there are things he feels iffy about, but as long as you’re willing to, you can talk it out and comfort him.

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

Really depends who you are to him at first. If you’re already friends, maybe a month at most of teasing and matchmaking from your friends and his friends will make you get together. 

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

He’ll do anything to get you smiling again. Sometimes he may act a little clueless, so he’ll just come over to you and hold you tight to his chest. Fred will let you vent, cry, whatever you need without judgement. He prefers if you communicate with him to discuss what’s upsetting you, but if you need time he’ll wait however long.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

As a joke he always says he’s proud of the fact you’re able to keep up with his energy. But in reality he’s proud of your ability to stand up for yourself, and not take anyone else’s bull. Of course he likes to show you off- would definitely love those moments that you both get in the groove and bounce jokes off each other and make everyone laugh.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Would rather you not fight, but shamelessly finds it hot when you roast some dude who’s being an asshole. If it was for a serious reason then he wouldn’t want you to fight, and would rather he take care of it instead.

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Pretty well I’d say. Overall your relationship is easy going, and you two fit like puzzle pieces so there’s little to no problems. However, there might be specific times when it takes a while for him to realize you’ve not been feeling well. For example, hiding your feelings. He’d rather you two communicate.

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

Even though Fred can be boisterous, I can’t see him proposing in front of people. Would definitely go overboard with wherever location he chooses though. And yeah, thousands of hugs and kisses right after so no need to worry.

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

He’s calm when he can tell you’re happy, and also if you start to feel less insecure about yourself (not forcing obviously). Also feels calm when you’re with him, or at least near him. Is the most at ease when you’re in his arms, snuggled up to him in bed, and him stroking your cheeks.

[jeonjcngkook]

sooo those jk moment?? *shady eyes*

literally aNY JUNGKOOK MIC DROP FANCAM FROM SPEAK YOURSELF TOUR 😋 idk what possESSED him when he performed in this fit ?????? ALL BLACK CARGO PANTS BIG BLACK BOOTS READY TO STOMP ALL OVER MY NECK AND THAT GREY PUFFER JACKET UGH WHAt a sin !!!!!! but particularly when they r all grouped together n centre!jk when he pushes his hands n leads hobis hips sdhjhfskghd ,,, loOK AT HIS FACE !!!!!! tHose boDYROLLs skjhfkdhgkj ,,, bro we need wORDS

natural barefaced baby boy jeon - all my romantic feelings sit here 

need i say anymore when i say 190602 SPEAK YOURSELF LONDON WEMBLEY DAY 2 YOUNG FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! REKA REKA REKA - THIS !!! IS !!! MY !!!!! CONCERT !!!! n ok yes u may all be asking "jords why is jk crying in ur liST OF FAVOURITE MOMENTS ??????" ahgsjkdgfhsf HEAR ME OUT RIGHT !!!!!! do u all know how spECIAL this moment was huh ????? i stood there amongst 90,000 people n watCHED MY BABY BURST INTO TEARS FOR 13 MINUTES N I CAME OUT OF THAT ALIVE ..... i wanna relive this moment for the rest of my life

need i even have to talk about this bcs bro like hello ????? look how graceful and beautiful he is as a dancer !!!!!!! ALSO NOT TO FORGET TO MENTION MMA 2020 BLACK SWAN and  MAP OF THE SOUL ON:E BLACK SWAN WITH THAT SHEER !!!! BLACK !!!!! FLOWER !!!!! EMBROIDERED !!!!! SHIRT !!!!! pls excuse the terrible quality im sure better can be found elsewhere :))))

again pls excuse the terrible quality but WOULD THIS EVEN BE A FAVOURITE JUNGKOOK MOMENT RESPONSE IF WE DIDNT TALK ABOUT EUPHORIA ?????? NO, NO IT WOULDNT BE !!!!! may we all pls take it back in time to just remind ourselves that THIS happened whiLST LOOKING THIS DAMN GOOD ajhksjhhdfgd

(((((SIR PLEASE TEAR ME APART AND RUIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE PLEASE I BET YOU)))))

balenciaguks wouldnt be who she is without her entire weakness for balenciaga x jungkook himself ahkdghfksjf 1,2,3,4,5

BIG STOMPER SHOES IM DROOLING JUST STAND ON ME

okokok - im :) away :) to :) out :) myself :) so :) hard :) here :) but i watch these when i need to sleep bcs his voice soothes me and makes me feel safe and wraps me up in warmth and comfort

 u want some more? ok

^^^^^ NEED I SAY ANYMORE ABOUT THIS MOMENT ^^^^^

THI SA WOUDLTN BE A JSORDS FAVIUYRIT E JSUNGKOOK MOEMENTS IF THE TATSTOOS AREMNT INVOVLED !!!!!!!!! IM SIMPIMG SO H ARDS

i have so many feelings for baby boy with long black hair so pls enjoy run bts with every long black hair koo - 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

and as a BONUS: 10,11,12

anything grammy related, i am drOOLING damn dammsgdfdjkfgh ,,,, now if u know me , u will know that 62nd grammy jungkook melts my soul and simultaneously turns me into a slut. THAT FUCKING BLACK TURTLE NECK WITH THE FUCKING LONG ASS GREY PEAKCOAT AKJYRHSGJHD SIR LET ME AT U !!!! but that just aint all akjhfjkdjgkd my goodness nooooo what really gets me going is this fit :

FEMINISM????????????? WHO EVEN IS SHE AT THIS POINT ??????????? THE SHORT HIGHLIGHTED HAIR, LEATHER JACKET AND SWEEPTED OVER ONE SIDE AND FALLING OVER THE OTHER SIDE BITCH LET ME TELL U THERE ISNT A SINGLE SECOND WHERE I WONT SLUT MYSELF OUT FOR THIS EXACT JUNGKOOK.

some miscellaneous favourite moments too:

anything eboy/goth bcs my big goth heart just falls further in luv:

agdhfgsdh more tummy!!!!! :

MY ICONIC ICON THAT REALLY IS THE TRUE REPRESENTITIVE thank u @taemaknae ​ ladies may be all just bring back full leather fit dicon jungkook ashgskjhgds pls slap me:

and finally last bUT BY NO MEANS LEAST - 5TH MUSTER JUNGKOOK HOLY SHIT.

DIMPLE he just doesnt do anything but stands there with his hands in his pockets, grinds against the floor, runs his hands down his thighs and thrusts his entire way through that performance

PIED PIPER doesnt even need to be told why this is so sensual and sexual like plEASE

AND DDAENG JUNGKOOK IS THE HOLY FUCKING TRINITY IN MY EYES !!!!! SATAN REALLY SHOWN HIS TRUE COLOURS AND LET ME TELL YOU NOTHING MAKES ME CRY ***** TEARS MORE THAN THIS JUNGKOOK HIMSELF ,,, if u thought i was willing to throw feminism out the window before - this truly tops the list my friends.

thE BLUE RIPPED JEANS SJFHDKJJG ANY MOMENT INVOLVING THOSE JEANS MY GOD I NEED TO STOP AND TAKE A BREATH 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

and 1 more: 190811. never ever forget him. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

[seatadel]

DEAR GODS ABOVE WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO THIS TIME

i came across a game that i was unfamiliar with on my fyp and lemme tell u, the art immediately caught my eye so, like any sane person, i had to download it AND play it immediately. plus, it's a game from itch.io SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD. the platform is filled to the brim with talented artists and creators, and i practically hoard all their games in my hard-drive like some dragon with a penchant for tech games, but i digress!

the game is called "blooming panic" and so far, it's really interesting! you play as corporate employee who suddenly and mysteriously comes across a link to a fan server of your favourite webnovel. you meet a bunch of fans and out of all of them, four seemed to be quite interested in you. 

the graphics of the game is amazing! it's built like an actual server with channels and bots and everything - my brainworms are hooked and deeply invested, begging for more. like jesus christ, i am in awe of the sheer talent and the skill that the entire crew have, putting all of this together. it's a huge project and you can really feel the amount of love, care, and hard work they put out to make all of this happen. 

10/10 would recommend everyone to play this game. i'm not kidding. go download it and play it right now (i say this lightheartedly lmao in your own time~) I AM ALMOST SAD THAT I'VE COMPLETED IT BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT IT'S OVER, figuratively and literally speaking. but in all seriousness, as someone who finds it difficult to write dialogue, i am completely in awe of how authentic (for a lack of a better term) the conversations are. it makes the characters feel alive and i have yet to see a game that actually does that effectively. AND THIS ONE NAILS IT SO WELL LIKE WHAT THE HELL KUDOS TO THE WRITERS?? GOOD JOB??? GOD !!!

[NOT TO WORD VOMIT BUT GODDAMN I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE NARRATIVE? LIKE IT THREW ME IN DIFFERENT, UNEXPECTED DIRECTIONS THAT I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED WOULD TRANSPIRE AND I AM ATTACHED TO EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER WITHIN THE SERVER. LIKE SERIOUSLY, THE CHARACTERS ARE INSANELY WELL-WRITTEN TO THE POINT THAT I SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE I'M TALKING TO ACTUAL LIVING PEOPLE. god, i have never been this hooked in an indie game since what, turtle head: unmasked? but anyways, i have so many thoughts regarding this game but i am still in the middle of processing it all after binging the entire thing in a span of four days LIKE AGH GOD I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT BECAUSE ITS THAT FUCKING GOOD but anyways i might share my thoughts on each route soon hehe mainly because i need to talk about it or else i might actually combust]